Original subtitles

[theme music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel.

The evil wizard. He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs.

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do.

[evil laughter]

Unh!

Ohhh, I'll get you!

I'll find your village some day. You'll be sorry..

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there

and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you were good, you may just catch a glimpse

of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

[trumpet blows]

Hey, what is that? What is it?

- Is it food? - It's a surprise.

[laughs]

Oh. Oh! Oh!

[explosion]

I should have known he'd smurf me.

Hey, Hefty, I brought you a surprise.

I guarantee you'll get a big bang out of it.

[explosion]

[Jokey laughs]

[snoring]

Present for you, Lazy.

Huh? What? Who-o? When?

It's a surprise.

[laughs]

[snoring]

[explosion]

Very funny, Jokey.

It sure was.

[laughs]

♪ Da de dum de dum de dum ♪

♪ De da de da de dum ♪♪

Present for you, Smurfette.

Why, thank you, Jokey.

[explosion]

[laughing]

Surprise, surprise.

Jokey Smurf, one of these days you're gonna get it.

[Jokey laughs]

Mmm, mmm. Boy, that Jokey sure is a pain.

What he needs, is a good smurfin'.

(Smurfette) 'He's always doing those silly jokes.'

That last one ruined my flowers and my dress.

[snoring] Mmm-hmm. Uh-ha.

[shrieking]

What was that?

What?

[shrieking]

That.

[shrieking]

Oh, Greedy, a m-m-monster.

Ye-ah.

[snoring]

[shrieking]

[snoring]

[shrieking]

Where is Papa Smurf when you ne-need him?

Oh, this is so scary!

[shrieking]

Who's that?

[Jokey laughs]

You should see the smurfy look on your faces.

(both) Jokey!

[laughing]

Oh, smurf your face, Jokey!

Very funny. Very funny!

How can a smurf get any sleep with you around, Jokey?

Were you ever scared! I really smurfed you that time.

[laughing]

One of these days, Jokey Smurf!

Boy oh boy, Lazy!

This smurf wood is really getting heavy.

I can barely eat.

Atta smurf, Lazy! Put some oomph in it.

[sniggering]

[bubbling]

We all know how Papa Smurf likes to be disturbed.

[laughs]

[crashing and clattering]

(Papa Smurf) 'Lazy! No Smurf is ever to interrupt me when I'm working!'

'Look at the mess you've made!'

[laughing]

[laughing]

Oh, this is going to be the smurfiest one yet!

Hold it. Hold it a minute, Lazy.

I just smurfed something delicious.

This is going to be smurfier than I thought.

Yum yum.

Whoa!

Hey, Greedy, I didn't know you could fly.

[squawks]

[trumpet music]

[Greedy screaming] 'Yeow!'

Oh, look. A falling Smurf.

[splash]

[Jokey laughs]

Oh. It's you again, Jokey Smurf.

This time you've gone too far.

Had to smurf it up a little before my morning's chores.

[sniggering]

Da-da!

[snickering]

Jokey's gonna get it one of these days.

He tricked Lazy, too, I bet.

Well, I say we give Jokey a taste of his own medicine.

Yeah, a big taste!

But what about my beautiful music?

[sniggers]

Boy, first Lazy, then Greedy, then Smurfette.

What a great day!

[Jokey laughs]

Here he comes. Okay, every Smurf start giggling.

[snoring]

You're supposed to giggle, Lazy, not snore.

[giggling]

[all giggling]

What's all the laughing?

[giggling continues]

Hey, what's so funny down there?

[giggling]

I gotta find out what they're doing.

Hey, there's a light up ahead.

[giggling]

Hey! Wh-wh-what?

(all) 'Arrrr.'

(all) 'Ooo.'

(Jokey) What's going on? Wait!

Who are you?

- Surprise, Jokey! - Hi, Jokey!

This time the laugh's on you.

[all laughing]

Well, I sure don't think it's funny.

(Greedy) 'Well, we sure do.'

[laughing]

[snarling]

L-l-look out. Th-There's Azrael.

Come on, Jokey. We weren't smurfed yesterday.

- Azrael is within-- - Oh, yes, he is!

[snarling]

(Smurfette) 'Oh, it's Azrael!'

(Greedy) 'Let me out of here!'

[growling]

See, I wasn't joking this time. Oh, they're in trouble.

I gotta help 'em.

[growling]

I think he's gaining on us.

Oh, let's hope there's a way out of here.

[screeching]

Oh. Now what?

That mean nasty old Azrael's right behind us.

Hey, look at this. It may be our way out.

Let's go!

[snarling]

Hurry. Hurry.

[snarling]

[dramatic music]

[Azrael growling]

Uh-oh.

[snarling]

They must have run into that tunnel.

Now I've gotta get that cat away from there.

- Hey, Azrael! - Huh?

Smurf me, if you can, dumb old cat!

[growls]

This place sure looks familiar.

(Greedy) 'Yeah, look at all those bottles.'

(Lazy) 'Hey, this is Gargamel's place.'

- You're right, Lazy. - Then let's get out of here.

[snarling]

They gotta be around here somewhere.

Greedy. Smurfette. Lazy.

[intense music]

[sniffing]

What do I smell in my house?

Is it those wretched Smurfs?

One, two, three. Push!

[grunting]

[snarling]

- Azrael! - Azrael!

Uh-huh.

No, Azrael. Don't do anything you'll regret.

Aha! What an unexpected snack!

My wretched, disgusting, little Smurfs!

[screams]

(Smurfette) 'Gargamel, you mean, old wizard, let us go!'

Oh, I will, Smurfette. I will.

Right into my soup pot.

[laughing]

[intense music]

[snarls]

A-Azrael. Oh, smurf is me!

This is getting less funny by the minute.

[snarling]

It was thoughtful of you to come in just at lunch time

my tasty, little smurfs.

(Smurfs) 'Let us out! Help!'

Hey!

[screams]

Ha ha! Another tasty smurf for the pot.

Well, this must be my lucky day.

Uh, wait Gargamel.

Wait? Wait for what?

Here, I-I-I brought ya a special present.

A present? For me?

Oh, how disgustingly nice!

Are you alright, Jokey?

Yeah, just get ready to climb out of here.

With Gargamel standing there?

This is no time for jokes, Jokey.

But this time the joke's on Gargamel.

Just be ready.

Let's see what the sniveling

little smurf brought me, Azrael.

(Azrael) Hmm.

[explosion]

Oh, how I hate Smurfs, Azrael!

[mewing]

(Gargamel) 'Well, at least we still have our main course, Azrael.'

'Soup a la smurf.'

[mewing]

Gone? Why, those disgusting miserable..

'What's this? Another..'

[explosion]

Perfect timing, eh?

[all laugh]

That's smurfly perfect.

[laughing]

They got away!

M-M-My net, my club, my kingdom for a smurf!

[Jokey sniggering]

[Greedy chuckles]

(Greedy) That was so smurfy!

(Gargamel) 'Oh, how I hate them!'

'Mmm, I'll get those miserable smurfs'

'if it's the last thing I ever do!'

And it may be.

[explosion]

(Gargamel) 'Oh!'

[all laughing]

So you see, Brainy, for once, Jokey's pranks really paid off.

Yeah. Ha ha. He really burned Gargamel up.

But does this end justify the means?

Are practical jokes ever really a means to a Smurf?

Perhaps, and I only say perhaps, there is a proper time

and a place for those kinds of jokes.

(Jokey) 'Hey, Brainy!'

[laughs]

[explosion]

That's not funny.

[theme music]