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(carousel music)

- Thank you.

(gun firing)

Here Mrs. Brown.

- Oh, thank you Tim.

Billy's a real crack shot.

Oh.

(gun firing)

- 19 out of 20, not bad.

- Bill, you're a regular Annie Oakley.

- By the way Annie,

did you say you were the crack shot of the force,

or the crack pot?

- I've won the marksmanship medal three years in a row.

- If William Tell had had Brennan's aim,

he would have had an apple calling him Daddy.

- All right O'Hara, let's see how good you are.

- All right.

- At shooting off something besides your big mouth.

(gun firing)

- Oh, Martin deserves a trophy too.

- Some trophy, a statue with a clock in it's stomach.

- You're just jealous,

because you have to wear a wristwatch like everyone else.

I would be pleased if you would accept this.

- Oh thank you Martin.

Now whenever I look at it, it'll remind me of you.

- Wouldn't a cuckoo clock be more appropriate?

- Only if she wants to be reminded of you.

(audience laughing)

(gun firing)

- My purse, my purse, it's gone!

- There he is.

Stop him, stop thief.

- Hey what you--

- Caught you red-handed.

- [Raymond] Raymond do nothing.

- [Brennan] Easy buster.

- [Raymond] What's wrong with you, you crazy person?

- Brennan, perhaps you're acting too hastily.

This man doesn't have Lorelei's purse.

- He obviously passed it along

to an accomplice in the crowd.

- Well now, maybe he had nothing to do with it Bill.

He looks innocent.

- Did you ever see a lawbreaker who looked guilty,

they're supposed to look not guilty.

It's strategy, take it from an expert.

- Hmm, well he looks not guilty all right,

and I suppose you know your business.

- My tribal curse be on your hand.

Whatever you hold will slip through your fingers

like grains of sand.

- What does he mean by that?

- He's talking gibberish my dear.

(statue crashing)

- Ha!

- Oh my, my goodness, I didn't mean to do that.

- Curse already working.

- You don't suppose?

- An accidental coincidence my dear.

Could've happen to anyone.

(Raymond scoffs)

I'll call a patrol car,

and meet you later at the carousel.

come on.

- Oh, maybe I can glue it back together again.

- That gypsy isn't a thief Tim.

I read his mind and I know he didn't take that purse.

- Oh well, coincidence or not,

I just wish he hadn't put that curse on her.

- Oh come now Tim, there's no such things as curses.

Only people who believe them.

(whimsical music)

(mysterious music)

(antenna beeping)

(mysterious music)

(antenna beeping)

(whimsical music)

(whimsical music)

- Hold it, now if you're gonna pace back and forth,

why don't you push the vacuum cleaner?

- Your levity is like your housecleaning Tim,

a lot of rub, but no polish.

- Okay, okay, then I won't ask what's disturbing you.

What is disturbing you?

- Well, it's that gypsy boy.

Sitting in a cell all because of that Brennan.

- Oh.

- If blundering were an Olympic event,

he'd get the gold medal.

(audience laughing)

- But, but Brennan can't prove that he's guilty.

- Yes and I can't prove that he's innocent.

How can I tell Brennan that I read the gypsy's mind?

- Oh, yeah you're right, you can't.

(chuckles) They'd throw you in a cell, a padded one.

- Still I feel obligated to help.

(glass crashing)

- Lorelei may not have come from a broken home,

but at the rate she's going,

she will soon be living in one.

- I've heard of butterfingers before,

but this is ridiculous.

I'm never gonna get this story done.

(glass crashing)

I am going to a kettledrum factory

where I can get peace and quiet.

(audience laughing)

Oh.

- Good evening, I do hope I'm disturbing you.

- What's one more disturbance around here?

- Yes, poor Lorelei.

I just come from seeing her.

- Well that was thoughtless of you Brennan.

She already has one curse on her.

- Speaking from a metaphysical point of view,

I find her case very interesting.

- I didn't know you were moonlighting in metaphysics.

- I took a post-graduate course at the university

under Dr. Franz Haba.

Naturally you've head of Dr. Haba?

- Does he make house calls?