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♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always is sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

Zak! Vortex ahoy!

Fifteen degrees surfboard.

I mean, starboard.

[Caramba] Just as I calculoxed. Prepare yourselves for a thermal shock.

We're gonna arrive on the Sea of Dezer during the hot season!

Right on, Caramba. I'm so over that sea of ice.

[sighs] Crogar like cold.

Cold remind Crogar of home.

Waypoints first, home second, Crogar.

Soon it'll be bye-bye, Bermuda Triangle!

Here comes the heat of the sea of sand!

[zap]

[zap]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[groaning]

This isn't normal.

That vortex should have taken us onto Dezer.

Maybe cold season not finished on Dezer.

No. It seems clear to me that we're still on Sino.

[the Chaos groans]

What's happening?

Zetraflon! I have no idea!

[Calabrass] The space frog must have got his suckerpads switched!

Calabrass, firstly, I am not a frog, I'm a Wahoolian.

And secondly, my calculations

have always been exactox.

Mm, perhaps the Chaos made a mistake.

Listen to you!

This ship has its own personality. It is not infallible.

-[fart] -[error beep]

I know the Chaos inside out.

I never saw his make this kind of mistake.

There's a first time for everything!

[Calabrass] Where you're concerned it's more like a 50th time, laddie!

You got a chill up your armor plates, that's all!

Ha! [laughs]

Beep, beep! Zoop, zoop, toot-toot!

-[laughs] -[laughs]

That's enough, you guys.

[last chuckle]

Cece, try to find us another vortex to Dezer.

[snow crunching]

I hope the Chaos doesn't make another errox this time.

[gasps]

-[crack] -[screaming]

[Zak] Ugh...

Ugh, anything broken?

Hm. Crogar not even feel bump.

What are we doing here?

That's right! Why aren't we still on board?

[Zak] I think the Chaos ejected us to protect us.

He really is the Seventh of the Seven C's.

Calabrass?

Hey, Calabrass!

Calabrass...

Calabrass! I can't find him!

-[Calabrass] Zak! -["Zak" echoes]

-Zaaak! -[echoes]

It came from there!

We're coming!

Hold on!

Now, what are you doing here, old buddy?

Stab me,

I've no idea!

But I've heard some funny noises in here.

[faint whistle of the wind]

Let's get back to the Chaos.

Clovis can tell us more. Ghosts don't pass out!

-[chiming] -[Zak] Wait!

[Crogar] Ooo.

What that?

No idea.

Let's go see!

[distant ringing]

Do you see that? Is that a...

a Waypoint?

That is not possible.

We've already opened the Sino Waypoint.

Incrediblox!

Hey... wow!

Captain,

could we take a samplox for analysis?

I got a better idea.

-[swoosh of the blade] -Hey, hey!

Steady, laddie! I'm a self-respectin' sort of sword.

I don't just stick myself anywhere!

Come on, Calabrass, what happened to your taste for adventure?

Look, Caramba's right. We could do a test first.

Caramba! Where are you, toadboy? Come and test this thing!

Well, well, aren't you afraid I'll get my suckerpads switched?

[clang]

-Hey! -Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[vibrations]

[high-pitched ringing]

Whoa.

Calabrass, are you OK?

[weakly] I'm not sure...

I feel drained.

As if someone had pumped out my energy.

[Calabrass' clone] Hey, laddie!

[Zak] Whoa.

I don't believe it!

[Calabrass' clone growls]

Are you just gonna leave me here?

We found a photocopier.

What is "photocopier"?

We'll soon found out what this is...

[scan clicks]

[clicks and growls]

-[swoosh] -Hey!

[clang]

Whoa, hey! Ugh!

[grunting]

Hey, would you mind lending me a hand here?

Come here, you!

[grunting]

Whoa! It's too fast!

It'll chop us to pieces!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria!

[clink]

[metallic clicks]

There can be but one.

And that's me!

[zap]

[pings]

[sighs]

[Caramba] It's a pity we couldn't take a sample

for analysis.

I don't want anyone bringing that sort of stuff on board.

It could be radioactive or something.

Anyone seen Clovis?

You know him, he must be playing his favorite game.

Hunt the ghost.

Or else he's still sulking because of our quarrel earlier.

Don't overestimate yourself, ya know-it-all squid!

Grr.

We still do not know what happened on the ice.

How did we end up so far from the Chaos?

Clovis probably saw it all from the deck.

You're right. We have to find him.

Cece and Crogar, you go look for him that way. I'll check the gangways.

Caramba, while we're looking for Clovis, you analyze that sample you stole.

[pop] Ohh... You saw that?

[Zak] Clovis!

Where are ye, ye ectoplasmic scrub?

-[rumbling] -[gasps]

It's a Chaos antibody.

They show up when the ship's not feeling well.

Caramba was right.

It's the ship himself that screwed up when it passed through the Vortex.

[clicks]

Easy, easy now.

It's me, alright? Your Captain.

[hisses]

[grunting]

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Beru!

[metallic clicks]

-[hisses] -[zap]

What is going on here?

Is the Chaos going haywire?

Zetraflon! Hurry! Everybody meet me on deck!

The remains of the Calabrass clone!

It's a metamorphic entity

that is able to clone anything that touches it immediately.

Right, metamorga-what?

We were all hit by particles when the sword exploded.

Which means...

That this creature could already have taken on the appearance of one of us.

[suspenseful pings]

[pings]

At least ya know why the Chaos' antibuggy thing attacked ye.

It detected the particles of your clone on me.

Unless...

it detected that you were a clone yourself.

I haven't left Zak's side since the cave.

If he'd been cloned, I'd have seen it, by Neptune!

Whereas you lot

have all been alone at some time...

Crogar know he Crogar!

If I wanted to pass myself off as you,

I'd say exactly the same thing.

I have a wonderful machine down below.

It analyzes DNA.

With that we can be 100% sure if one or several of you

are clones!

If one or several of us, Caramba.

[pings] Right, if one of us is a clone. Of course.

I'll be right back.

I'll go and fetch my machine.

Stop! No way you are going down there alone.

-[pings] -[Zak] Cece's right.

From now on, we stay together.

Don't stick so close to me, Crogar!

An Atlantean warrior woman must always protect her personal space!

Crogar protect everybody!

The real Crogar knows very well that I do not need to be protected.

-Crogar is real Crogar! -Prove it!

According to my calculations,

the tactic of accusing each other has an 82.6% chance

of being the one adopted by an enemy infiltrator,

seeking to create disharmony within a group.

[deep booms]

-[screech] -Clovis!

That's right! If he's hiding, it must be for some good reason!

Accuse the one who's not there,

an effective tactic to throw suspicion onto someone else.

Belay, miss mermaid!

May I remind ye I've already been cloned.

-So what? -Relax, everyone.

Before we look for Clovis we'll do the DNA tests.

Come on.

[clicks]

This machine is as simple to use as a technopropelled microporcix!

You just put your hand in the hole and wait for the result.

Who wants to go first?

Crogar, you can have the honor.

Eh, women and children first!

What exactly is in that box?

Argh! Let's do this!

We've already lost enough time yacking.

[beeping]

[beeping and vibrating]

[sigh]

-Crogar, your turn. -[knuckles crack]

Go on, it's not going to bite ya!

[Crogar] Uhh?

It won't go in.

Push it!

-Agh! -Gently, it's fragile.

[beeping and vibrating]

[clicking]

Phew. Told you!

[Zak] Cece, your turn.

[beeping]

[accelerated beeping and vibrating]

It's your Atlantean DNA that's complicating the calculox.

Or not.

[fast clicking]

Hey, wait.

Caramba's tested all of us, but who's testing him, huh?

Cece's right.

Uh, I was just about to suggest that.

[beeping and vibrating]

[irregular beeping]

It's perfectly normal.

My alien DNA is 43 times

more complex that the Atlantean's,

which is itself 12 times more... Look, just be patient, will you?

Wait! You can give us any result you choose with that machine, right?

The lass is right, by Neptune!

The frog spent long enough playing footsie with that bit of clone.

He's more likely than any of us not to be who he pretends to be!

I... I assure you... I... I promise you I am an alien.

Ya know, Caramba.

-Well... -Stop it!

-[Cece] Sorry, Caramba -Oh!

...or whoever you are, but if you don't give us proof real fast...

Wait! Ah, it was me!

-Huh? -What?

Huh? Uh, no! No, no, no. Uh, I mean...

it was me that miscalculated the coordinates for the Vortex!

-What? -You tried to lead us into a trap?

No! I made a mistake. There, I said it!

Yes, I got it wrong! It was me that got it wrong earlier, not the Chaos!

If he is a clone of Caramba, he couldn't have known that.

Guilty secrets cannot be cloned.

There's the answer!

We each admit something we dare not admit in order to prove we're not a clone.

I'll start. For example, I... um...

I've never managed to read the Ko-Vo-Stor all the way through.

I should have guessed when you told me you thought it was "fun".

That's an odd thing to say about a treatise on war.

Sorry, Cece.

I have never understood Clovis' jokes.

Nor yours either. I pretend to laugh.

Wha... [scoffs]

[laughs]

Viking humor more simple to understand!

[laughs]

[laughter dies down]

[clears throat] Right, well. Uh...

Crogar prefer sun of Beru to ice of Sino.

-[Zak] Oh! -[Cece gasps]

Please tell no one. Crogar has reputation.

Your turn, Calabrass.

-I've never been a pirate. -[Cece and Zak] What?

[laughs] Pirate's humor!

You make me seasick with all your fine feelings!

You're like a bunch of lassies!

Well, you can't make up confessions like those.

So none of us are clones.

Don't forget the ghosts along the way.

Which brings us back to... Clovis!

[deep gong]

If one of us finds Clovis,

we keep him covered and immediately alert the others.

[rustling]

[screeches]

[grunting]

-No move! -[hisses]

-Crogar no understand nothing! -[screeches]

If thing attack us, that not mean we all clones?

I know why the antibodies are attacking us!

We're not six, we're seven!

The metamorph has duplicated the Chaos!

[screeches]

[distant screeching]

[screeching gets louder]

Attack! Hi-ya!

[grunting]

[screeching]

There are too many!

We'll never get the better of all these antibodies!

Statistically, the best solution is to withdraw.

So let's get outta here! Fast!

[screeching]

You remember? [grunting]

We woke up next to the Chaos.

Well, next to its replica.

-[Zak] Exactly! -[Crogar] Agh!

[Zak] Which means that somewhere out on the ice is the Chaos, the real one!

We have to find them as fast as we can!

[grunting]

-Ugh! Ragnarok! -[screeching]

Agh!

Such violence!

That's you all right, Crogar, no doubt about it!

Oh.

[vibrating]

[the Chaos' clone groans]

According to my calculox,

we're all going to die!

-Unless... -[rumbling]

Spit it out, Caramba!

Unless... we fire at him!

-Fire at the Chaos? -[Cece] It is not the real one.

Caramba is right.

We mustn't hesitate!

I know, but... what if I'm wrong?

Chaos real or not real?

Obey your instinct, laddie! They'll tell ya what ye should do.

Alright.

Calabrass! Give me the Eye of Blazz!

[clink]

[metallic clicks]

[groans]

[gasp]

[growls]

Fake Chaos not even hurt.

We've gained some time. Go to plan B!

And what is that?

Run!

[rocks crumbling]

-[crack] -Aahhh!

That was close!

Zak, your Plan B is getting complicated.

[the Chaos growls]

[growling]

-Hey, hey! -[Clovis] Hey!

Shipmates!

Clovis!

Where have you been? Uh! Whoa!

[growling]

Go on, work his rudder, uppercut to the keel and right hook his hull!

Knock him through the ropes!

-[growling] -[screeching]

-Shipmates, prepare for battle! -[screeching]

[the Chaos moans]

[the antibodies screech]

I have the answer!

Caramba, are you crazy? Come back!

Don't worry. This time I'm sure of what I'm doing.

But if I get it wrong again, which is highly unlikely,

then good luck to you!

Zetraflon!

[screeching]

[growling]

[groans]

[screeching dissipates]

[rocks crumbling]

Guess we'll never know what that monolith really was, huh?

One more great mystery of the Triangle!

Well, are you going to tell me what I missed?

Oh, not much. We just played the secrets game.

-What? You played without me? -[Crogar chuckles]

Cece believed Crogar not Crogar!

You thought that I was a clone.

-[chuckles] -[laughs]

[laughs]

Well, nobody can take my place.

I'm not a clone, I'm a clown! [chuckles]

Ha-ha, you're right, ectoplasmo.

Nobody, however good a mimic, could make jokes as bad as yours.

Humph.

All the same, I'd never have got my Chaoses mixed up. [fart]

Well, error is only human.

And you'll have noticed that I'm not human, right?

[laughs]

[everyone laughs]

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