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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:01,440 ♪ Zak Storm ♪ 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,880 ♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪ 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:07,360 ♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪ 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,080 ♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪ 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,560 ♪ Standing, fighting ♪ 6 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,040 ♪ Justice always is sight ♪ 7 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,560 ♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪ 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,320 ♪ I will get you out of here ♪ 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,960 ♪ No reason to fear ♪ 10 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,840 ♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪ 11 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,040 ♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪ 12 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,440 ♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪ 13 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,280 ♪ Heavens above ♪ 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,080 ♪ No reason to fear ♪ 15 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,840 ♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪ 16 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,280 ♪ Zak Storm ♪ 17 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,080 Zak! Vortex ahoy! 18 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,400 Fifteen degrees surfboard. 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,600 I mean, starboard. 20 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,160 [Caramba] Just as I calculoxed. Prepare yourselves for a thermal shock. 21 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,760 We're gonna arrive on the Sea of Dezer during the hot season! 22 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,080 Right on, Caramba. I'm so over that sea of ice. 23 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,760 [sighs] Crogar like cold. 24 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,640 Cold remind Crogar of home. 25 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,240 Waypoints first, home second, Crogar. 26 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,960 Soon it'll be bye-bye, Bermuda Triangle! 27 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,720 Here comes the heat of the sea of sand! 28 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:29,560 [zap] 29 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,440 [zap] 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,320 [screaming] 31 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,200 [screaming] 32 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,680 [groaning] 33 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,720 This isn't normal. 34 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,600 That vortex should have taken us onto Dezer. 35 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,480 Maybe cold season not finished on Dezer. 36 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,480 No. It seems clear to me that we're still on Sino. 37 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,280 [the Chaos groans] 38 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,560 What's happening? 39 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,080 Zetraflon! I have no idea! 40 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,120 [Calabrass] The space frog must have got his suckerpads switched! 41 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,400 Calabrass, firstly, I am not a frog, I'm a Wahoolian. 42 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,160 And secondly, my calculations 43 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,920 have always been exactox. 44 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,040 Mm, perhaps the Chaos made a mistake. 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,440 Listen to you! 46 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,920 This ship has its own personality. It is not infallible. 47 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,480 -[fart] -[error beep] 48 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,840 I know the Chaos inside out. 49 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,040 I never saw his make this kind of mistake. 50 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,640 There's a first time for everything! 51 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,720 [Calabrass] Where you're concerned it's more like a 50th time, laddie! 52 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,920 You got a chill up your armor plates, that's all! 53 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,360 Ha! [laughs] 54 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,480 Beep, beep! Zoop, zoop, toot-toot! 55 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,960 -[laughs] -[laughs] 56 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,280 That's enough, you guys. 57 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,200 [last chuckle] 58 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,760 Cece, try to find us another vortex to Dezer. 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,760 [snow crunching] 60 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,720 I hope the Chaos doesn't make another errox this time. 61 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,440 [gasps] 62 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,920 -[crack] -[screaming] 63 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,880 [Zak] Ugh... 64 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,640 Ugh, anything broken? 65 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,600 Hm. Crogar not even feel bump. 66 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,120 What are we doing here? 67 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,480 That's right! Why aren't we still on board? 68 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,840 [Zak] I think the Chaos ejected us to protect us. 69 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,800 He really is the Seventh of the Seven C's. 70 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,480 Calabrass? 71 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,240 Hey, Calabrass! 72 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,400 Calabrass... 73 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,080 Calabrass! I can't find him! 74 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,720 -[Calabrass] Zak! -["Zak" echoes] 75 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,240 -Zaaak! -[echoes] 76 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,360 It came from there! 77 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,840 We're coming! 78 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,440 Hold on! 79 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,240 Now, what are you doing here, old buddy? 80 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,080 Stab me, 81 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,480 I've no idea! 82 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,640 But I've heard some funny noises in here. 83 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,600 [faint whistle of the wind] 84 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,360 Let's get back to the Chaos. 85 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,320 Clovis can tell us more. Ghosts don't pass out! 86 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,840 -[chiming] -[Zak] Wait! 87 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,720 [Crogar] Ooo. 88 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,280 What that? 89 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,520 No idea. 90 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,960 Let's go see! 91 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,680 [distant ringing] 92 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 Do you see that? Is that a... 93 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,360 a Waypoint? 94 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,800 That is not possible. 95 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,360 We've already opened the Sino Waypoint. 96 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,040 Incrediblox! 97 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,240 Hey... wow! 98 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,800 Captain, 99 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,720 could we take a samplox for analysis? 100 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,680 I got a better idea. 101 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,200 -[swoosh of the blade] -Hey, hey! 102 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,920 Steady, laddie! I'm a self-respectin' sort of sword. 103 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,640 I don't just stick myself anywhere! 104 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,640 Come on, Calabrass, what happened to your taste for adventure? 105 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,760 Look, Caramba's right. We could do a test first. 106 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,760 Caramba! Where are you, toadboy? Come and test this thing! 107 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,200 Well, well, aren't you afraid I'll get my suckerpads switched? 108 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,200 [clang] 109 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,760 -Hey! -Sorry, I couldn't resist. 110 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,680 [vibrations] 111 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,240 [high-pitched ringing] 112 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,400 Whoa. 113 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,360 Calabrass, are you OK? 114 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,240 [weakly] I'm not sure... 115 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,760 I feel drained. 116 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,360 As if someone had pumped out my energy. 117 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,720 [Calabrass' clone] Hey, laddie! 118 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,240 [Zak] Whoa. 119 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,080 I don't believe it! 120 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,960 [Calabrass' clone growls] 121 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,120 Are you just gonna leave me here? 122 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,080 We found a photocopier. 123 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,960 What is "photocopier"? 124 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,760 We'll soon found out what this is... 125 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,120 [scan clicks] 126 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,800 [clicks and growls] 127 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,360 -[swoosh] -Hey! 128 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,640 [clang] 129 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,960 Whoa, hey! Ugh! 130 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,840 [grunting] 131 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,720 Hey, would you mind lending me a hand here? 132 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,600 Come here, you! 133 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,160 [grunting] 134 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,440 Whoa! It's too fast! 135 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,480 It'll chop us to pieces! 136 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,160 Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria! 137 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,280 [clink] 138 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,960 [metallic clicks] 139 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,240 There can be but one. 140 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,920 And that's me! 141 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,880 [zap] 142 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 [pings] 143 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,120 [sighs] 144 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,040 [Caramba] It's a pity we couldn't take a sample 145 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,800 for analysis. 146 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,160 I don't want anyone bringing that sort of stuff on board. 147 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,960 It could be radioactive or something. 148 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,680 Anyone seen Clovis? 149 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,080 You know him, he must be playing his favorite game. 150 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,840 Hunt the ghost. 151 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,760 Or else he's still sulking because of our quarrel earlier. 152 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,680 Don't overestimate yourself, ya know-it-all squid! 153 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,640 Grr. 154 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,920 We still do not know what happened on the ice. 155 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,440 How did we end up so far from the Chaos? 156 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,880 Clovis probably saw it all from the deck. 157 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,560 You're right. We have to find him. 158 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,760 Cece and Crogar, you go look for him that way. I'll check the gangways. 159 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,840 Caramba, while we're looking for Clovis, you analyze that sample you stole. 160 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,240 [pop] Ohh... You saw that? 161 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,640 [Zak] Clovis! 162 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,440 Where are ye, ye ectoplasmic scrub? 163 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,080 -[rumbling] -[gasps] 164 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,280 It's a Chaos antibody. 165 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,680 They show up when the ship's not feeling well. 166 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,080 Caramba was right. 167 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,200 It's the ship himself that screwed up when it passed through the Vortex. 168 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,320 [clicks] 169 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,680 Easy, easy now. 170 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,880 It's me, alright? Your Captain. 171 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,800 [hisses] 172 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,120 [grunting] 173 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Calabrass, give me the Eye of Beru! 174 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,520 [metallic clicks] 175 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,600 -[hisses] -[zap] 176 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,600 What is going on here? 177 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,280 Is the Chaos going haywire? 178 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,680 Zetraflon! Hurry! Everybody meet me on deck! 179 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,760 The remains of the Calabrass clone! 180 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,200 It's a metamorphic entity 181 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,080 that is able to clone anything that touches it immediately. 182 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,800 Right, metamorga-what? 183 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,200 We were all hit by particles when the sword exploded. 184 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,560 Which means... 185 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,960 That this creature could already have taken on the appearance of one of us. 186 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,280 [suspenseful pings] 187 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,840 [pings] 188 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,800 At least ya know why the Chaos' antibuggy thing attacked ye. 189 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,840 It detected the particles of your clone on me. 190 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,080 Unless... 191 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,160 it detected that you were a clone yourself. 192 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,480 I haven't left Zak's side since the cave. 193 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:04,760 If he'd been cloned, I'd have seen it, by Neptune! 194 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200 Whereas you lot 195 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,480 have all been alone at some time... 196 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,480 Crogar know he Crogar! 197 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,720 If I wanted to pass myself off as you, 198 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,040 I'd say exactly the same thing. 199 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,920 I have a wonderful machine down below. 200 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,600 It analyzes DNA. 201 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:24,520 With that we can be 100% sure if one or several of you 202 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,440 are clones! 203 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,240 If one or several of us, Caramba. 204 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,000 [pings] Right, if one of us is a clone. Of course. 205 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,320 I'll be right back. 206 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,800 I'll go and fetch my machine. 207 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,480 Stop! No way you are going down there alone. 208 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,840 -[pings] -[Zak] Cece's right. 209 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,400 From now on, we stay together. 210 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,800 Don't stick so close to me, Crogar! 211 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,080 An Atlantean warrior woman must always protect her personal space! 212 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,000 Crogar protect everybody! 213 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,880 The real Crogar knows very well that I do not need to be protected. 214 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:08,040 -Crogar is real Crogar! -Prove it! 215 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,200 According to my calculations, 216 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,920 the tactic of accusing each other has an 82.6% chance 217 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,960 of being the one adopted by an enemy infiltrator, 218 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,680 seeking to create disharmony within a group. 219 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,360 [deep booms] 220 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,560 -[screech] -Clovis! 221 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,040 That's right! If he's hiding, it must be for some good reason! 222 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,160 Accuse the one who's not there, 223 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,680 an effective tactic to throw suspicion onto someone else. 224 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,120 Belay, miss mermaid! 225 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,240 May I remind ye I've already been cloned. 226 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,240 -So what? -Relax, everyone. 227 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,880 Before we look for Clovis we'll do the DNA tests. 228 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,960 Come on. 229 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:51,880 [clicks] 230 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:57,400 This machine is as simple to use as a technopropelled microporcix! 231 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,040 You just put your hand in the hole and wait for the result. 232 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,280 Who wants to go first? 233 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,000 Crogar, you can have the honor. 234 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,440 Eh, women and children first! 235 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,280 What exactly is in that box? 236 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,480 Argh! Let's do this! 237 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,440 We've already lost enough time yacking. 238 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,680 [beeping] 239 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,000 [beeping and vibrating] 240 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,040 [sigh] 241 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,480 -Crogar, your turn. -[knuckles crack] 242 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,560 Go on, it's not going to bite ya! 243 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,280 [Crogar] Uhh? 244 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,440 It won't go in. 245 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,920 Push it! 246 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,520 -Agh! -Gently, it's fragile. 247 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,760 [beeping and vibrating] 248 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,040 [clicking] 249 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,120 Phew. Told you! 250 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,040 [Zak] Cece, your turn. 251 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,880 [beeping] 252 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,600 [accelerated beeping and vibrating] 253 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,160 It's your Atlantean DNA that's complicating the calculox. 254 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,840 Or not. 255 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,560 [fast clicking] 256 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,120 Hey, wait. 257 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,880 Caramba's tested all of us, but who's testing him, huh? 258 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,840 Cece's right. 259 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,880 Uh, I was just about to suggest that. 260 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,640 [beeping and vibrating] 261 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,080 [irregular beeping] 262 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,640 It's perfectly normal. 263 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,520 My alien DNA is 43 times 264 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,480 more complex that the Atlantean's, 265 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,800 which is itself 12 times more... Look, just be patient, will you? 266 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,640 Wait! You can give us any result you choose with that machine, right? 267 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,920 The lass is right, by Neptune! 268 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,120 The frog spent long enough playing footsie with that bit of clone. 269 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,320 He's more likely than any of us not to be who he pretends to be! 270 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:50,200 I... I assure you... I... I promise you I am an alien. 271 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,120 Ya know, Caramba. 272 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,040 -Well... -Stop it! 273 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,280 -[Cece] Sorry, Caramba -Oh! 274 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,240 ...or whoever you are, but if you don't give us proof real fast... 275 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,240 Wait! Ah, it was me! 276 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,200 -Huh? -What? 277 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,080 Huh? Uh, no! No, no, no. Uh, I mean... 278 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,000 it was me that miscalculated the coordinates for the Vortex! 279 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,200 -What? -You tried to lead us into a trap? 280 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,480 No! I made a mistake. There, I said it! 281 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:16,920 Yes, I got it wrong! It was me that got it wrong earlier, not the Chaos! 282 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,640 If he is a clone of Caramba, he couldn't have known that. 283 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,040 Guilty secrets cannot be cloned. 284 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,320 There's the answer! 285 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,320 We each admit something we dare not admit in order to prove we're not a clone. 286 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,320 I'll start. For example, I... um... 287 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,920 I've never managed to read the Ko-Vo-Stor all the way through. 288 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,800 I should have guessed when you told me you thought it was "fun". 289 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,280 That's an odd thing to say about a treatise on war. 290 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,640 Sorry, Cece. 291 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,000 I have never understood Clovis' jokes. 292 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,280 Nor yours either. I pretend to laugh. 293 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,920 Wha... [scoffs] 294 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,160 [laughs] 295 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,800 Viking humor more simple to understand! 296 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,920 [laughs] 297 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,560 [laughter dies down] 298 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,040 [clears throat] Right, well. Uh... 299 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,600 Crogar prefer sun of Beru to ice of Sino. 300 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,640 -[Zak] Oh! -[Cece gasps] 301 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:11,120 Please tell no one. Crogar has reputation. 302 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,280 Your turn, Calabrass. 303 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,960 -I've never been a pirate. -[Cece and Zak] What? 304 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,400 [laughs] Pirate's humor! 305 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,000 You make me seasick with all your fine feelings! 306 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,400 You're like a bunch of lassies! 307 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,080 Well, you can't make up confessions like those. 308 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,840 So none of us are clones. 309 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,800 Don't forget the ghosts along the way. 310 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,200 Which brings us back to... Clovis! 311 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,440 [deep gong] 312 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,400 If one of us finds Clovis, 313 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,280 we keep him covered and immediately alert the others. 314 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,520 [rustling] 315 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,000 [screeches] 316 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,480 [grunting] 317 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,280 -No move! -[hisses] 318 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,520 -Crogar no understand nothing! -[screeches] 319 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,120 If thing attack us, that not mean we all clones? 320 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,120 I know why the antibodies are attacking us! 321 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,840 We're not six, we're seven! 322 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,440 The metamorph has duplicated the Chaos! 323 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,440 [screeches] 324 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,920 [distant screeching] 325 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,960 [screeching gets louder] 326 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,760 Attack! Hi-ya! 327 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,280 [grunting] 328 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,400 [screeching] 329 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,320 There are too many! 330 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,120 We'll never get the better of all these antibodies! 331 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,080 Statistically, the best solution is to withdraw. 332 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,440 So let's get outta here! Fast! 333 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,480 [screeching] 334 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,160 You remember? [grunting] 335 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,360 We woke up next to the Chaos. 336 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,280 Well, next to its replica. 337 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,560 -[Zak] Exactly! -[Crogar] Agh! 338 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:14,200 [Zak] Which means that somewhere out on the ice is the Chaos, the real one! 339 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,440 We have to find them as fast as we can! 340 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,560 [grunting] 341 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,600 -Ugh! Ragnarok! -[screeching] 342 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,000 Agh! 343 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,680 Such violence! 344 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,480 That's you all right, Crogar, no doubt about it! 345 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,200 Oh. 346 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,520 [vibrating] 347 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,440 [the Chaos' clone groans] 348 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,520 According to my calculox, 349 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,280 we're all going to die! 350 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,080 -Unless... -[rumbling] 351 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,320 Spit it out, Caramba! 352 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,040 Unless... we fire at him! 353 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,760 -Fire at the Chaos? -[Cece] It is not the real one. 354 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,920 Caramba is right. 355 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,920 We mustn't hesitate! 356 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,320 I know, but... what if I'm wrong? 357 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,200 Chaos real or not real? 358 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,440 Obey your instinct, laddie! They'll tell ya what ye should do. 359 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,600 Alright. 360 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,360 Calabrass! Give me the Eye of Blazz! 361 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,560 [clink] 362 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,240 [metallic clicks] 363 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,960 [groans] 364 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,640 [gasp] 365 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,320 [growls] 366 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,640 Fake Chaos not even hurt. 367 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,320 We've gained some time. Go to plan B! 368 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,560 And what is that? 369 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,920 Run! 370 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,520 [rocks crumbling] 371 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,120 -[crack] -Aahhh! 372 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,360 That was close! 373 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,560 Zak, your Plan B is getting complicated. 374 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,120 [the Chaos growls] 375 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,280 [growling] 376 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,520 -Hey, hey! -[Clovis] Hey! 377 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,760 Shipmates! 378 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,720 Clovis! 379 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,640 Where have you been? Uh! Whoa! 380 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,560 [growling] 381 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,840 Go on, work his rudder, uppercut to the keel and right hook his hull! 382 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,040 Knock him through the ropes! 383 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,360 -[growling] -[screeching] 384 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,240 -Shipmates, prepare for battle! -[screeching] 385 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,040 [the Chaos moans] 386 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,680 [the antibodies screech] 387 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,160 I have the answer! 388 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,040 Caramba, are you crazy? Come back! 389 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,160 Don't worry. This time I'm sure of what I'm doing. 390 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,560 But if I get it wrong again, which is highly unlikely, 391 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,960 then good luck to you! 392 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,840 Zetraflon! 393 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,640 [screeching] 394 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,360 [growling] 395 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,160 [groans] 396 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,120 [screeching dissipates] 397 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,280 [rocks crumbling] 398 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,480 Guess we'll never know what that monolith really was, huh? 399 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,040 One more great mystery of the Triangle! 400 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,560 Well, are you going to tell me what I missed? 401 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,880 Oh, not much. We just played the secrets game. 402 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,560 -What? You played without me? -[Crogar chuckles] 403 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,200 Cece believed Crogar not Crogar! 404 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,640 You thought that I was a clone. 405 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,080 -[chuckles] -[laughs] 406 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,640 [laughs] 407 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,080 Well, nobody can take my place. 408 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,200 I'm not a clone, I'm a clown! [chuckles] 409 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,000 Ha-ha, you're right, ectoplasmo. 410 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,000 Nobody, however good a mimic, could make jokes as bad as yours. 411 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,040 Humph. 412 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,720 All the same, I'd never have got my Chaoses mixed up. [fart] 413 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,520 Well, error is only human. 414 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,280 And you'll have noticed that I'm not human, right? 415 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,960 [laughs] 416 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,160 [everyone laughs] 417 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,760 Subtitles: TITRAFILM 29069

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