Original subtitles

♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

[blasts]

[Clovis] Zak!

Looks like Bones is extra mad today!

Don't sweat it Clov! Chaos, our fine ship,

is about to give me all its got!

[Bones] That vermin Storm

thinks he can just steal my planetarium? Teach him the consequences!

Zak! The engines are running

at maximox power already. Zetraflons!

If you continue this pace, they'll go boomox!

-Port! Now! -Into the reefs?

That's crazy! Besides, the Dezer vortex is starboard!

I scoured this zone when I was a pirate!

Bones'll never follow us without smashing

his rig in these reefs!

Zak, the vortex is two nautical miles that way.

Sorry, Calabrass! Cece's our navigator. Set a course for Dezer!

[Cal] Sure, don't listen to the advice of the greatest pirate in the Seven Seas.

Fire!

Captain, the Chaos is completely kaputox.

One more broadside like that and there's a 67% chance of sinking.

There's still a 33% chance we'll make it.

I like those odds!

One day, Zak Storm, your luck will fail you. I swear

I will be there to see it.

[panting]

Captain, the hull is 37% deglingox and the engine is only at 26.4%.

We must stop to do repairs now.

Zounds, if we'd followed my advice, the Chaos would be fine.

We'd be nowhere near Dezer. Good thing you're not steering the ship.

Before being this sword, I was the greatest pirate in the universe,

little lass!

'Til you was cursed. Now you're just a key.

Yeah, yeah, we know the story.

If only I could just hold the helm,

-I'd... -Come on, Cal.

Quit bellyaching. You're my right arm! One day, you'll save us from the triangle.

Perhaps, but what about me?

Who'll save me?

Er...

[Clovis] That's the thing we stole from Bones? It looks like a puzzle.

I hate puzzles.

It's a diagram Clovis, of Dezer.

-These are her flying pyramids. -By Odin's eyebrow, they move!

With this planetarium, we'll find the location of the Dezer Waypoint.

-And, open it. -If the Chaos

doesn't plotsdox, and Bones doesn't totax annihilate us--

Bones shouldn't be what worries ya the most in these waters.

[Cece] Anubis.

He still guards the Waypoint.

And last time, he nearly crushed us.

[Clovis] The pyramids! There!

They're lining up!

I like this puzzle. It's easy!

I'll wager a doldux those are the coordinates

for the Dezer Waypoint!

[bleeps]

[Cece] There, this dune!

The pyra-thingies are moving.

The Waypoint won't stay there for long.

Set a course for the Dezer waypoint!

[Zak] Come on, Chaos, get a move on!

The Waypoint is close, now's not the time to give up.

Ship weak.

Caramba? What's up?

The Chaos is completely blockox!

You should have listened to me lad, but no!

The navigating fish lady has more clout around here than I do!

Call me fish lady once more

and my foot will navigate its way to your mouth.

That's enough, you two!

Caramba, handle the repairs, and we'll secure the Waypoint.

Take this. That way,

I'll keep you posted if the planetarium changes.

Excellent. Let's move out!

[Crogar] Too hot for Vikings.

[Zak] Get the lead out, guys! The Waypoint won't wait for slow pokes.

The Waypoint isn't far. There!

-Seriously? The Dezer waypoint! -[Crogar laughs]

-Mission accomplished! -No monsters to bash.

-Mission easy. -Too easy.

And still, no guardian in sight.

What's to complain about?! Relax, Cece. You got us here so fast.

One more Waypoint on the way back home!

You said it, Crogar.

Ready, Calabrass?

Locksmith at yer command.

[shwing]

[all] Anubis!

-[roars] -Ahh!

Calabrass!

[evil laugh]

[evil laugh]

Calabrass!

Uh oh!

Caramba! I think we have a problem.

The puzzle's getting hard again!

[Crogar] Without Calabrass, we're stranded.

[phone rings]

[Caramba] Chaos here. You'd better hurry.

The pyramid is leaving the alignment.

Roger, Caramba.

We have to find Anubis and get Calabrass.

The Waypoint is going to disappear!

There! That one!

That is Anubis'!

-Are you sure? How do--? -Trust me.

Once you've been there you never forget.

[Anubis] I had suspected Zak Storm might try again to open the Waypoint.

I only but needed to wait.

[Cal] You've made a fatal mistake, dog,

you shouldn't have wasted your trap on taking me.

Zak Storm and his Seven C's are rarely surprised twice.

Perhaps. No doubt they will come for you,

but when they do, are they coming to save their friend,

or reclaim their possession?

What if I offered you a new lease on life, Calabrass?

I wonder then, if you would still say I made a fatal mistake?

Crushing time!

[Crogar laughs]

Without Cal, I'll have to improvise.

Huh!

[efforts]

-No touch Captain Zak! -Thanks, Crogar.

-I can do fine by myself. I'm still-- -Easy prey

without Calabrass.

Easy? Prey?

-Good job, Cece! Follow me! -What?

What would you say if I offered you a prime position in my army?

You mean your team of walking papyruses? Hardly a prime position.

Think about it. You won't just be a tool anymore.

In exchange for your brilliant council, I'll give you a new body!

Oh? A new body?

Do you doubt my powers?

[crunch]

So, what would you say?

A new lease on life from the god of death?

Sounds dandy! Except in the prime of life, I didn't look

like an old, dried out bandage!

I must go away,

I will leave you here, on this display cabinet, and allow you to ruminate.

[Zak whistles]

Help!

Giant Band-Aids!

[shwing]

-Not bad for an unarmed captain! -I've learned a few tricks.

Cal, would've loved that one.

Calabrass!

-Zak? -Why are you laying around?

Making us do all the work!

-No! Don't! It's a-- -Aah!

Aah!

Huh?

[evil laugh]

Your friends aren't as clever as you said. Did I misjudge your intelligence?

Dirty dog-headed vulture! If I could, I'd make you eat that shroud of yours!

Perhaps that is, if you had hands?

[thud]

Who would dare?

Bark on, dog. I may be a sword, but I am also Calabrass,

the most feared pirate to have ever lived!

[sighs]

I will live again!

[blasts]

Golden Bones?

More flies to swat.

[efforts]

[panting]

The walls are too smooth! We need another solution!

Solute fast! Crogar cannot hold long!

[Zak] We could go on a diet?

Hey, band aid!

Yes you, tortilla wrap!

Bring your legs over here to see me.

-I want to talk with your dog boss, now. -He is busy destroying.

Then bring me to him. Go on,

pick me up, I won't bite.

Ow!

Ah!

Oh!

Agh!

Not how I wanted to make my comeback, but somebody's

got to do the thinking for this crew!

Right!

[laughs]

I have wanted to do that for centuries!

[efforts]

Huh?

Hey there, lad! Need a hand?

Cal?

Away with you fool or die like the rest!

[evil laugh]

Do not threaten me, guardian!

You're going to find out very quickly that there's a third option.

Send this dog back to his hole!

[roars]

[mummies groan]

For Skullivar!

The all new Calabrass,

reporting for duty, Captain!

[groans]

Thanks for getting us out. Can you be a sword again?

Because I have to fight!

I just got a body and that's all you have to say?

I admit it's not the best body, but still!

No, I'm totally stoked for you,

but we're surrounded by mummies, and I don't have a weapon.

Open your peepers wide while I show you how a real pirate fights.

Even wrapped up in old bandages!

Woah!

[blasts]

[Cece] We have to get out of here! The Waypoint will not wait!

Ah!

Crogar clear the way to the exit!

Calabrass, come on!

Argh!

I was just starting to have fun!

Great, now we have two Crogars.

What are we waiting for? Let's get going! No rest for the awesome!

[mummies groaning]

[fighting]

Storm?

Exterminate those cockroaches!

Seriously? Everybody--

Take cover!

[explosion]

Right!

-We're trapped! -We need reinforcements!

-I'll call-- -Calabrass!

And he's gone.

[laughs]

We have to get out of this trap!

A mummy! Run for the hills!

Ah!

Now, that is a look of fear I could get used to!

-Caramba, how's our ship? -Calabrass?

How do you like me new look?

Calabrass? Zak got you back? Wonderful!

How are the repairs coming? Don't give me any of yer excuses.

Nautix engineering is a complex art.

Listen, boy. We don't need explanations. We need the Chaos now!

Uh, aye aye-ox! If I re-link

-the flux coupler-- -No time!

Get the beast running!

But, I haven't replaced the turbinox!

Do what I say, it's urgent!

Zak and the others need saving!

Chaos? Ready?

Calabrass at the controls!

Quake in your boots, sand slugs!

Calabrass the pirate, scourge of the triangle

is back! And he's looking for a dog to bite!

[blasts]

By Neptune's beard, this is better than I remember!

Let's go!

[Cal] About-turn!

-Welcome aboard, sailors! -Where are you going?

The Waypoint is that way!

We're out of time, it's over! We'll come back another day!

We're not giving up while we still have even the smallest chance!

Steer for the Waypoint! The mission comes first!

I'm not a prop boy. I'm Calabrass!

-And I say-- -Hey Cal!

Love the bandages, but the hospital look doesn't scream, "I'm in charge."

-So, a mutiny, eh? -Mutiny?

What are you on about? We're your friends. We're just trying to keep you real.

Look at yourself.

I know, I'm hideous, I crack, and I'm squeezed tight by these bandages,

but I like this body! Did you see everything I can do with it?

Calabrass, I'm sorry. We need to open the Waypoint.

The fate of the Triangle depends on you.

-As a sword. -I... I know.

But, I don't want to be left behind.

Never going to happen, buddy. We'll find a way

to get you human - the right way.

We're a team. We're the Seven C's. We never leave anyone behind.

We never give up, and we always find a way, together.

Ah!

No!

[Anubis] I'm the guardian of the dead

and you belong to me!

[evil laugh]

No!

Take it away, Zak!

[shwing]

Calabrass! Give me the eye of Sino!

[efforts]

[efforts]

[groaning]

Calabrass, I know how much you had to give up--

Alright kid, enough of your mushy talk. Open this blasted Waypoint!

Thanks, Calabrass.

[ice breaking]

[roar]

Ah ha! You see lad,

I said it a thousand times: you talk too much.

A real pirate acts first and blabs later.

[roar]

Zak! Zak!

Crogar has headache.

[Clovis] What was that?

An angry ex-guardian.

Whose bark is now worse than his bite!

[laughs]

[Cal] Okay, I'm sorry. That body made me lose me head.

It felt good to be a real pirate again.

In the future,

I will listen more closely to your advice, old seadog.

And you taught me a couple of awesome moves!

I know, but, you still need more learning because it's painfully obvious

you can't manage without me! [laughs]

[all laugh]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM