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♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

It's all over. We're never gonna make it home.

That's the second Waypoint we missed in just days!

Aw, come on, Captain Zak.

At least we... Um...

Argh! I got nothing. This stinks.

-We'll get out of this Triangle! -Ow!

I've been tuning an algorithm to predict Waypoints

using the Blagnox pronciple.

Don't you guys feel like it's hopeless?

Laddie, if I had feet, I'd kick your keelhaul!

Pull yourself together!

This is no way for a captain to conduct himself!

Calabrass is right. We've had our setbacks,

but the future lies ahead of us!

Today I spotted traces of a new Waypoint on the Sea of Sino.

Awesome. So we cannot get home and get frostbite.

Hey, mopey-puss! Two o'clock! Castaway in sight!

-Hey! Hey! -Uh... Man or skeleton?

-Crogar not see good. -Technically, if it's a man,

it's also a skeleton, Crogar.

Unlike us, who are made of complex muscular neurons,

-you humans have a bone-- -It's a man!

Over here!

-Hey! -But he's not alone!

Huh? Dude! Run!

You might hit the skinny guy. This needs a close-up approach.

And I need to bash somethin' bad.

Be careful, Zak, red scorpions are lightning fast!

Faster than us? I doubt it!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Dezer!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[growls]

Maybe we jumped the gun on this one?

Little man tame scorpion. Do you think it'll play fetch?

I think it would prefer to play catch... and crush! Get ready!

Aaah!

Caramba! Move!

Aaah!

-Zak. -You know me?

You're poorly positioned.

The scorpion will attack Caramba from the left.

Ah! What's this bloke blathering about? Does he need glasses?

The monster is on Caramba's right!

Yes, the right... in Zetraflon! Zak!

Aaah!

Watch out, it could pop up anywhere!

No, it will come out there.

-How do you know that? -I just know.

As soon as that bug shows one claw,

-we slam it with the power of-- -Blazz,

but watch out for redirected flames.

He's starting to get on me nerves!

But wait until Cece has shot the monster's tail.

Huh?

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Blazz!

Well, wasn't that exciting?

Be at ease, crew. It won't be back.

-How did you-- ? -Anticipate where he'd attack?

Simply put, I know everything.

You may call me The Wise Man.

The Wise Man?

Methinks I've heard that before.

I was waiting for you.

How could you be waiting for us? We were not--

As previously mentioned, I know everything.

Your current quest can wait.

Something much more important requires your attention.

You don't know everything,

because nothing's more important than opening a Waypoint.

Crogar no hear.

-You got fish in your ears. -[gasps]

Wow!

[laughs] What do you think, Bucket Brain?

Is the old timer really that smart he knows everything?

My sense of scientific precision prevents me from forecastox.

And no one can see the future.

Who am I really? Ha, ha, ha, ha!

That matters little. What matters is what I can do for you.

I have the answers to your questions.

My questions?

Will you get out of the Triangle?

-Will you see your father again? -Huh?

Will the two of you go surfing together again one day?

The answer, I'm glad to say, is yes.

-Whoa! -You'll escape the Triangle.

-You will rejoin your father. -Yes!

But how?

To escape the Triangle,

you must put your faith in me completely

and do all I say.

OK, look. I like you.

You're good with scorpions. You got a swag beard.

You remind me of my uncle Fred.

But I can't just do everything you say!

Why not? Because you're having such success on your own?

I knew you would need further convincing.

I know everything.

Like what's happening on deck.

Zak! We have visitors!

Um... You! Don't go anywhere, OK?

I'll be right back! Don't move!

Worry not, Zak Storm.

I am exactly where I want to be.

Cece, what's the situation?

Zak Storm! We know The Wise Man is with you!

Give him to us without delay

and you will be given preferential treatment!

A swift demise. [chuckles]

That's the exact opposite of what we're doing!

Chaos, hit the gas!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Dezer!

[battle cry]

Ah! Zak Storm! We can shake the Demoniac with that!

Already? Crogar just getting warmed up.

Head for the sand storm!

General Bones, we've lost the Chaos!

We'll find it. Don't worry.

Stay alert, the Demoniac could still find us.

Question. How did Bonesey know The Wise Man was on board?

Crogar wondering same thing.

Not really. Crogar wondering about lunch.

Ask the old coot.

If he knows everything, he'll know the answer to the question!

Mister... Um, Wise Man? Huh?

-He's gone! -Why would The Wise Man leave

if he wanted to help us so much? It's illogical.

The Wise Man knew Bones was looking for him.

That's why he snuck away! He can see the future!

I'd like to know the science behind that.

-It's not very rational. -Look around you, Spaceboy.

Everything here is anti-rational!

-That's not a wordox. -Not point!

Goal!

It doesn't matter. He knows how to get us out of the Triangle!

I know how too!

We find the Waypoints and stick me in 'em!

-Pretty clear to me! -You don't understand!

He saw the future! He saw me with my dad... surfing!

How could he know that?

Ugh! OK, fine. Where do we start?

Why not right in front of your eyes?

You're spry for an ol' fella!

For a second we thought you'd scarpered!

Why flee? I knew you would beat them!

I took a little tour of your ship. Mighty fine.

I always wanted one like this.

That's super, sincerely. But who cares?

How does your power work? Scientific minds need to know!

Not now, Caramba!

Why are they looking for you?

Wouldn't you want someone who knows everything helping you?

Skullivar seeks the ultimate Waypoint.

-The ultimate Waypoint? -The ultimate Waypoint

lets you get directly out of the Triangle,

bypassing the other Waypoints.

That's a load of horse feathers!

If such a thing existed, I'd know!

It's a secret older than even you, Calabrass.

Only Skullivar and I know about it.

And only I know where it is located.

He never could get his hands on me because...

You know everything... we know!

Why have you not opened it yourself?

You could leave the Triangle.

Why do you think I found you?

The ultimate Waypoint requires the ultimate key. Calabrass!

Then why are we yapping?

Everyone to your stations!

I knew you were going to say that.

The only means of leaving the Triangle

is to open the Waypoints one at a time!

The rest is just hot air, a crook's sales talk.

Zak, maybe Calabrass is right!

I have never read anything about this ultimate Waypoint.

Because only he and Skullivar know about it!

Guys, this is the answer to everything!

A shortcut home! No more Triangle!

I'll stay on the Chaos with Clovis.

Cece, why aren't you pumped about this?

Perhaps I'm just afraid of disappointment.

Don't be. He's legit.

We're going home.

You've got something up your sleeve... aside from your arms.

It is called common sense. "Ultimate Waypoint"?

Zak needs us, even if he does not know it.

I wouldn't touch that flower,

which happens not to be one, by the way.

Aaah!

May we continue?

Wise Man has great power! Tell Crogar what me thinking!

Nothing.

Oh, he's so smart!

Aaah!

Can't you pay attention to where you're going?

Sorry, Zak, Crogar thinking about Viking-eating plants,

not his feet.

That's it. I know it.

And now, Zak, we'll need Calabrass.

Lad, I've been with ye till now, but this smells like a trap!

If you want your freedom, we'll need Calabrass.

Calabrass, freedom is right here!

Why? Because it's true,

or you want it to be true so bad you're willing to do anything?

Zak, according to my calculations,

there's a 50% chance it's a trap!

You're going to be with your father. I know it.

I know what you're telling yourself.

"Never give Calabrass to anyone." Right, Zak?

However, I didn't say, "Give me Calabrass."

I said, "We'll need Calabrass."

[sigh]

Crogar does not understand maze of words.

Relax, son. Keep your sword.

Only the Chosen One can use Calabrass to open the Waypoint.

And I'm not the Chosen One.

Follow me!

You have to insert Calabrass yourself.

I hope you know what you're doing.

I'm freeing us from the Triangle,

that's what I'm doing!

Zak! Aaah!

Zak!

[evil laugh] Zak Storm,

you are so predictable!

Calabrass is ours!

[evil laugh]

[groans]

Resistance is futile! Lay down your arms, slowly!

Cece!

At long last, Zak Storm,

we are going to settle our score.

You almost fooled me, but I never believed a word

of this Ultimate Waypoint story!

It goes to show that the world can be divided

into two categories,

those who believe and those who know.

Just one last thing for me to do!

Calabrass!

[evil laugh]

Zetraflon! Don't touch that! It's mine! My energy cells!

Ha, ha! I will finally be rid of you, once and for all!

Make Storm walk the plank!

You're lucky. You'll get front-row seats for it!

Think, Zak. Think.

Wise Man! Before this all ends, I want to know,

what were you promised in exchange for Calabrass?

I always dreamed of having a fine ship like the Chaos.

Clovis will give you a hard time!

Oh, no. He'll do what I tell him out of fear

that your friends will suffer the same fate as you.

You were destined to end this way. I always knew it.

What must be, must be.

Ow!

[groans and shouts]

Can't you pay attention to where you're going?

Zak! The barrel, Crogar's fall, he didn't see them coming!

He doesn't know anything! He can't predict the future!

Silence! She's lying! I know everything!

It's telepathy! That's how he knows about your father!

Uh... What is telepathy?

He reads our thoughts! At least, those who think.

That's how he anticipates our actions!

But then, when you promised us victory... You had no idea?

They can still... win?

-You played us for fools! -We can win?

Crogar like this idea!

I... Um...

You're calling me a crook?

-What in the... ? -I can read your thoughts!

-I can predict everything! -Out of my head, fool!

Absolutely not!

So, you want to get rid of me, Bones?

Yes! With Calabrass, I can destroy all of you!

Give me the Eye of Blazz!

Aye, sir!

Stop him!

Our move!

I know! Lots of apologies waiting for later!

For now, do whatever you can!

Ragnarock!

My energy cells!

You're powerless against me!

-Empty your heads! -He's right!

Do not think of anything!

Ha, ha! Easy!

[groans]

Nothing. Nothing. A flat ocean.

-Aaah! -Bet you didn't see that coming,

you big faker.

[Calabrass] Hey, watch it!

Aaah!

-You back? -Ask for an eye to find out!

Give me the Eye of Aeria!

Gust of wind!

Everyone on the Chaos!

Storm, you'll pay for this!

-Think The Wise Man escaped? -Only the future can say.

Emptying the head move is easier for some.

-Who? -Cal...

Everyone... I'm so sorry.

-I... -You wanted to go home. We know.

We understand.

No, I'm not sorry for that.

I wanted to go home so badly

that I picked the lies of a stranger over my friends.

It won't happen again.

Ah, there'll always be scallywags

promising you a bright future!

But no one knows what tomorrow may bring.

Crogar knows!

We look for Waypoints!

Exactly. One Waypoint after another... together.

[cheering]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM