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♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

Over here! Hello!

[Crogar] Huh? You cheat like dog smuggler!

-Yeah! -Woo-hoo!

Yeah! Great invention, this game!

And you made it up all by yourself.

I had a little help, but Zaksket ball is mostly me.

Yeah. Caramba, where are we?

Seismic activity is increasing. The Blazz Waypoint can't be far.

No, I meant where are we with the score?

Oh, er... 38-38. Equalitox.

[Caramba] One more minipletz to play.

Look at it this way, at least you're losing to the best.

I would not be so confident.

[Zak] Wow!

Here, Zak! I'm open!

Ha-ha!

40-38 to Cece and Crogar.

-Wooh! Yeah! -Woo-hoo!

-That was beginners' luck. -Or strategy.

Given a choice between a pass or shooting,

you always take the shortest route. Predictable.

Oh? How's this for predictable?

Well played, by Neptune!

On a real basketball - I mean Zaksket ball court -

it would have gone in.

-[alarm] -Argue about it later.

We've got Waypoint.

It looks like the game is over. We win.

Not even.

I want a rematch when we unlock that Waypoint.

7C's, crew up! This is going to get toasty!

Admiral, we cannot continue pursuit

or get closer to the volcano.

Clearly. Summon a squad and prepare the pteros.

Bones, the machine is ready.

All it requires is the legendary sword,

and for you to succeed for a change.

Your confidence is inspiring, Master.

I swear, I shall wrench it from Zak Storm's hands myself.

[Calabrass] There's a Waypoint in that overgrown chimney.

I feel as hot as coals, like I'm going to explode!

[gasps]

It's OK, Clovis. Calabrass was forged on Blazz.

When he comes here, he charges himself up.

And you're 123% sure he's not going to go boom?

Don't worry. It's just a figure of speech.

Hmm?

-Rargh! -Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha! What a lily-liver that ectoplasma is!

Lily-livered, but eagle-eyed!

Skeletons ahoy, booger eaters!

Battle stations! Chaos, hook me up with the plank, please.

-What are you planning? -I'll draw Bones away.

You take the helm.

Ha-ha! Crogar invent ptero-ball!

In my day, they call it baseball,

but you go for it, big guy.

Ha-ha-ha!

Watch this slam-dunk!

What game are you up to now?

This one's called chicken, and I never lose.

Bones will bail out first.

Ha-ha-ha!

Is the chicken fried or broiled?

Bones is a coward. He'll chicken out.

-Humph! -He's not moving!

He will!

Argh!

Argh! Urgh!

Aah!

Argh! Urgh!

[groans]

[Zak groans]

[coughs]

-Can you see him? -There's too much smoke.

[coughs] Smoking is bad for you, volcano. Stop it!

Don't just stand there! Surround them!

Argh!

[rumbling]

Huh? Aah... Urgh...

-Calabrass? Calabrass! -Up here.

-How do we get out? -Ask the chicken master.

This is no time to get snarky, and PS, that makes no sense.

Hah! I'll climb up to you.

[Bones] Urgh!

Ouch! Come back here, Storm!

Stay and face me!

You don't understand the life of a hero.

I must rescue a sword and open a Waypoint.

No time for chitchat.

Grr!

Be careful. The water's warm around here.

Your buddies will find you one of these days.

[Calabrass] Hurry, Captain. The Waypoint is real close.

[echoes] Real close... real close...

Oh! I hear Calabrass' voice

and wind whistling through my head.

Being a ghost is so weird!

Is Zak alive?

I'm certain, but he won't be for long in a volcano.

Chaos, we must rescue him.

-[Chaos] Aah! -[Crogar] Argh!

No! Zak!

Oh!

No! Oh!

Wow!

Hah! I've waited so long for this moment, Storm!

Er...exactly. It would be a pity to rush. Let's enjoy the moment.

I'll take good care of Calabrass.

Trust me.

-Grr. -Oh!

Grr...

The guardian of Blazz!

[snarls]

Grr...

Huh! Ha! Umph! Ha!

Grr!

Hooargh!

Grr!

I've never been so glad to see you!

Grr!

-Ooergh! -Grr!

Rargh!

-You've made a new friend. -Yeah. I'm a winner.

For Skullivar!

Oh!

Clovis, run up the white flag!

-[all] What? -Trust me! Do it!

Oh!

Listen, you ossified idiot!

Your chief is trapped below with our captain.

So what?

The volcano may blow at any moment.

If we keep battling, everyone will lose.

[rumbling]

What do you say to a temporary truce?

Hmm...

Cease fire!

Very well. Come closer.

Uh-uh. This is trap.

We have no choice, Crogar.

I agree to your truce. Let's settle on how we proceed.

Once the rescue is over, you go your way, we go ours.

[Calabrass] The Waypoint is straight ahead.

Oh!

Huh?

Look who we have here, all tired and shaky-bakey.

You weren't so clever without your sword.

I was as clever, but less dangerous.

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Sino!

Sino block!

Naughty skeleton. This is too easy.

[wind whistling]

-Jump in. -Are you serious?

When am I not? I'm drawn to the Waypoint.

I'll bet my body it's this way.

[chink]

-It's deep. -Fortune favours the bold.

-So does surviving a volcano. -Good point.

Aaah!

We dynamite the rock blocking the entrance.

It's better to remove it with the Chaos' legs.

Typical Atlantean female, all bluster and no boom!

[laughter]

Are you insinuating something about my heritage?

-No, I'm flat-out saying it. -Silence!

If you blow up the rock,

you risk triggering a collapse of the volcano.

And you, if the Chaos tries to raise the rocks alone,

he risks being draggox by its weight.

We must work together.

Drive sticks into the ground and attachox ropes to the Chaos

to hold him when he pulls and use the pteros for levrox.

[laughter]

You heard the scrapheap, so get to work!

My name is Caramba, not scrapheap,

unless you'd like me to call you bone bag

Hmmm.

Make the ropes tight. Mr Caramba will show you.

Oo-argh! Oof!

Urgh...

Save your butt-aching for later. Look!

[Zak] The Waypoint!

We need to jump to the ledge to reach it.

Wo-ow!

Grr...

[Calabrass] You can do it.

-I need more power. -No. You'd attract the guardian.

Don't worry. I'll be faster than he is.

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Sino!

Rargh!

-Ragh! -Ice Explosion!

-Zak, ice can't lick fire! -Then give me the Eye of Blazz!

[Calabrass] Oh, genius! You're wasting my charge. Think!

Oh!

Urgh...

I don't think thinking is going to cut it, pal.

[rumbling]

The volcano's going to blow.

We can't fight the guardian and I doubt we'll be rescued.

-We're on our own. -At least we got rid of Bones.

Bones! We're not on our own. He can help us.

[Calabrass] Is your brain boiling?

That louse won't help anybody.

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria!

Whirlwind!

-I can't believe I'm doing this. -Neither can I!

Electri-fry!

G-g-g-g-arrghh!

Storm, you'll pay for this!

Normally, that's what you'd say, and I'd say something cool like,

"I'm shocked you think you can beat me,"

but we don't have time.

If we don't join forces, we're both wrecked.

I don't join forces with runts! I'll never help you, Storm!

Just listen.

That fire-breathing watchdog, won't let us escape,

but if I open the Waypoint of Blazz, he'll disappear.

Poof! We win, and even better, we don't burn to a crisp.

But I need you to distract him.

Why not do it the other way round?

Give me the sword and you distract the guardian.

If he doesn't want to help, feed him to the guardian.

-That'll distract him. -Make up your mind, Bones.

The volcano's going to blow.

I'm sure we can find a way out apart from collaboration.

Rargh!

Whoa... Bones, are you scared of the guardian?

I fear nothing.

We will survive today so I may destroy you tomorrow.

That's how bad guys say, "We'll work together," right?

Grr!

Hey, Fido, Spot and Barky! Looking for me?

[Calabrass] It's your last chance. I'll be out of juice.

You'll have to manage by yourself - with Bones.

I know. Calabrass, give me the Eye of Zite!

Hail of Stars!

Rargh!

-Whoa! Oof! -[Bones] Guardian of Blazz!

Golden Bones of the Netherwhere challenges you!

The Waypoint, Zak! Hurry!

Ooof!

Rargh!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha! -Bones! Throw Calabrass to me!

Your destiny is to become the sword of Netherwhere

the sword of Skullivar, not of that runt!

If that runt doesn't open the Waypoint,

I won't become the sword of anyone!

[Zak] Bones!

Guardian! Is this what you want?

[Bones] Do it now!

[Clovis] More to the right. Left. A bit farther. That's it!

It's too heavy! The Chaos will be smashed!

We can do it. Over to you.

We should labourox together more often.

Woo-hoo!

Unless some other crazy nut opened the Blazz Waypoint,

Zak's still alive.

-Wooh! -We're almost out of time!

Go! [whistles]

[squawks]

[Zak] Guys. What kept you? Bones and I can't do everything.

Woo-hoo!

Good job, Captain.

[groans]

-[Crogar] Ha-ha-ha! -[Zak] Wooh!

Dudes, dudette, a most intense save. Thank you.

Carver, seize the sword!

We're not doing that right now.

See our hugging and being thankful? It's over.

A promise is a promise.

Mm-hm. Lower your weapons.

What are you doing, Carver? I order you to arrest them!

Assist Admiral Bones back to his quarters.

He's hurt, and not in command.

Carver! Traitor!

You'll pay for this!

Now, get going, before I change my mind!

-Thanks for keeping your word. -And you.

-But this truce is at an end. -Does it have to be?

Next time we meet, we shall be enemies once more.

[boom]

I've seen some crazy stuff in the Triangle,

but teaming up with Bones may have been the craziest of all.

No contest.

Speaking of contests, ready for that rematch?

I promise I'll pass more instead of doing it all myself.

Er...we have no ball now.

[Caramba] I can produce a new one,

with super boosters and a quantum skin.

-It'll be gloriox! -[Clovis] Vortex ahoy!

Four Waypoints to open and we'll be going home.

Time enough to lose a few Zaksket ball games.

In your dreams!

Subtitles: TITRAFILM