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♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always is sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

[Zak] Are you kidding?

That's twice as much as last time!

So is my rent, kid.

You can't afford it, don't buy it. Not my concern.

Uhh, I totally get it. Times are tough.

You got your cashflow problems, but...

my Viking buddy here is gonna think you're trying to rip us off.

Let us try another shop.

Are you calling me a crook?

No, I would never!

But that's because I'm a reasonable 21st century dude.

I don't think they were so forgiving in Viking times.

Crogar.

[crack, crack]

Wait! Uh... half price, OK?

50 doubloons.

[Zak] My engineer asks, I deliver.

And at a reasonable price. What do you think, Caramba?

The Chaos will be super powerlox with this zetroflox!

I mean, this engine part.

[Calabrass] Ya didn't let him bilk ya, Cap'n, good job!

Though a true pirate

would've gotten it for free!

And probably stole a bunch of other stuff too!

Do not encourage him, Calabrass!

Our needs do not justify

-your behavior with that merchant. -[man screams]

-[man] Help! -What about his behavior-- Ugh!

Watch out, you boorox! Ugh!

Hey! That's enough!

Do we need to justify our behavior to those guys?

Absolutely not.

Crogar do some exercise!

Let's break some bones! Ahh!

Ha!

Good morning, stranger.

We're the Marituga welcoming committee and pest removal service.

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Blazz!

[metallic clicks]

For Skullivar!

[women scream]

[screaming in pain]

-[man] Ah! -[Zak] All the help you need

is right here folks!

You're welcome.

Watch out, Zak!

Ha!

Agh!

Dude, you gotta be careful around here!

Lots of dangerous, wall-smashing bonehead types everywhere.

You did this!

Probably... not!

Don't worry, man, the enemies of our enemies are our friends.

I'm Zak Storm.

Ah, help me, please.

Here. Bones...

He can't have this.

[clunk]

"The enemies of our enemies are our friends"?

Yeah, I heard it in a movie. Cool, right?

Uhh, what is "movie"?

Um...

Moving talking pictures. They're the best!

[gasps] Witchcraft!

[Cece] If we could please focus

on the mysterious stranger unconscious at our feet.

Yeah... I sort of feel responsible for him

since I used my movie line and now we're bros.

Dropping a wall on him makes you responsible!

I think you need glasses, Cece.

And what about all this, Captain?

Um... Sorry!

I was in the heat of the action!

[screaming]

Hey, that's another good line!

Let's take him to the Chaos.

Crogar? Alley-oop!

Ugh!

[beeps]

[power increasing]

[fuse blows out]

The zetroflox doesn't work, Captain.

Huh? We're going back for a refund!

And by refund I mean Crogar's gonna shake him by the ankle.

-Ah! -Zak!

That stranger you bought at the bazaar is awake!

And ah... hold your nose.

-[pop] -Ugh!

That ghost ain't right!

Our enemy's enemy, and therefore our friend,

seems to be getting better.

-He is not our friend. -[chuckles]

Welcome aboard the Chaos, Mr...

The map! Where's the map?

Easy, guy.

A "thank you" and "my name is" would go a long way to keep everyone cool.

[coughs]

Drink.

[swallows] Thank you.

My name is Caesar.

Now, please do you have the--

Your map of Aeria? We do.

Why would Bones want this so badly?

Fool! Did you look at it?

Fool?

You should watch your tongue, sir, lest it fly loose from your mouth!

I am from Aeria.

That map is mine. That's all you need to know.

Young man, thank you for your help.

But you should give me that and let me leave.

[Zak] Whoa, whoa, chill. You're not our prisoner.

You're our guest. Right, Cece?

[Cece sighs]

I have seen this symbol somewhere before.

Ah! Exactly as I thought!

It is how the Aerians depict the Waypoint.

Huh? The Waypoint as in the Waypoint?

-Cool! -[Caesar] What's it to you?

No one can open the Waypoints of the Seven Seas

without the legendary sword.

Well, feast yer eyes on a legend!

Can we just once keep a secret from a stranger?

What?

Someone's bestowing kind words upon me for once!

[clears throat]

It's OK, Cece.

I'm Zak Storm.

My friends and I want to leave the Bermuda Triangle

-and we'd like to use your map. -What about Bones?

And Skullivar?

They won't let you.

They're looking for the Waypoints too.

They'll track you down the same way they're tracking me!

Oh, don't worry. They already hate us.

Team up with us, Caesar.

Thank to your map, we can open our first Waypoint to go home.

We're already our enemies' enemies.

And Caesar starts with a c!

Like Crogar, Cece, Caramba, Calabrass,

Chaos, Clovis. And...

Cap'n! One would say it's fart.

Uh, fate!

What an odd bunch you are.

But you saved my life. And if I can help you, I'll join you.

Welcome aboard the Chaos, Caesar.

[sighs]

Alright, it's sharing time.

What's your deal with Caesar?

There is much about the Triangle

that you still do not understand, Zak Storm.

Which is exactly why I have a smart fish-face like you to show me the ropes.

Ages ago, Aeria was a peaceful sea like Beru.

But its inhabitants wanted to control the power of the sky.

They attempted many unnatural experiments

until they eventually caused a cataclysm.

The Aerians destroyed their own civilization, Zak!

Seriously?

Wow. That counts as big info.

That is why I do not trust Caesar.

Why would Caesar be any different from the other power-mad Aerians?

Where I'm from we have a saying: "You can't judge a book by its cover."

Shouldn't we give Caesar a chance to prove himself?

[sighs] Only if you promise to keep a close eye on him.

I'll keep two, alright?

Chaos, set a course for Aeria!

[blast of power]

[zap]

[powers down]

My bad.

Chaos, please set a course for Aeria, my most awesome of ships!

[beeping]

Caramba, did you fix the engine and the fluxy-thing?

The zetroflox and the engines are functioning at 100% capacity!

It's not yer engines, Cap, it's the Chaos!

Got a shiver in its timbers or something.

Maybe the Chaos does not trust our new passenger either.

[rumbling]

We have visitors!

The Demoniac! Bones found us!

They're here for me!

You stay here. We explode skeletons!

[Zak] Come on, Chaos.

I'll steal you a shiny new anchor if you just move it!

[Calabrass] I swear on me blade, he's a moody old tub!

By the power of Mergatroid, we're gonna be pulvoxerized!

Prepare to be boarded!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Sino!

[clink]

[metallic clicks]

[battle cries]

[Clovis] Oh no!

Yes!

[skeleton] Agh!

Chaos, this is not the time for you to take a stand.

A float... a whatever!

We need to go right now! Ah!

-[Crogar] Ah! -[skeletons scream]

[gasps and whimpers]

-Aaahh! -[gasps]

[beep]

[powers up]

[skeletons] Ahh!

Thanks.

We still judging that book?

The Vortex for Aeria

is at 25 degrees North, 86 degrees West.

-Chaos, full steam ahead! -[ship horn blasts]

[Clovis] Whoa!

Master Skullivar,

everything is going as planned!

For your sake, Bones,

it had better.

-[static] -[roars]

[thunder rumbling]

Congratulations,

you are one of the few non-Aerians to see Aeria's one true Waypoint.

You put it in the Cyclone? Hard core.

If we go in there, we could destrox the Chaos!

Destrox?

Wahoolian! You can't underflox a kablammed thing, they snork.

Caramba think tornado destroy Chaos.

You not funny.

[thunder rumbling]

Aye, not funny one bit.

Zak Storm, I do not detect a Waypoint in there.

Uh, Caesar, are you sure about your map?

We are in the right place.

Trust me.

[beeping]

Places everyone. Let's open us a Waypoint!

We've never put the Chaos

through anything like this, Zak.

I agree. Without a strategy--

Count on me to help you navigate the Cyclone.

This is my home!

I know its secrets.

Ugh!

Listen guys, we all want out of this dang Triangle, right?

So then we have to open the seven Waypoints of the Seven Seas,

starting with this one.

I'm ready to take a few risks to do it. What about you?

Crogar ready.

After all, what could happen to me that would be any worse than being a ghost?

Zetraflon!

There is a first time for everything,

even finding a trustworthy Aerian, I suppose.

Ready to open your first Waypoint?

Hold me handle tight, Storm, we're in for a bumpy ride!

-Chaos, full steam ahead! -[ship rumbles]

[grunting]

[Clovis] Wahoo! You guys must do this!

[Caramba] Aah!

[Clovis] Ho-ho! Come on!

Just ditch your meat-bag body and come sky surfing, Caramba!

I wish I could... Uhh, I'm feeling seasox!

[blast of power]

Agh!

[grunts]

[blast of power]

[blast of power]

[thunder rumbling]

Ahhh!

Whoa, we must have entered the Cyclone!

Ghost big or ghost home!

-Wahoo! -Ahh!

Ah! Ahhh!

Thank you.

There it is!

We're going to use the Cyclone's power to close in on the Waypoint!

Or... not.

I pictured that so differently in my head.

I have an idea.

[beeping]

Nice shot!

An Atlantean never misses!

Crogar, the rope!

[grunts]

[grunting]

-Yes! We're doing it, Cs! Keep rocking! -[Crogar grunts]

Caesar, Cece, help Crogar!

Caesar!

Are you OK, Caesar?

I don't like the looks of this, Cap'n!

[Caesar laughs maniacally]

What's with the wicked, bad-guy style laughing, Caesar?

It's not very enemy of my enemy of you.

[continues evil laugh]

No one will open the Waypoint of Aeria!

No one!

Get your dirty paws off me, you crazy--

Calabrass!

Bad news, Zak Storm.

You won't be leaving this Cyclone!

[grunts]

I have the sword!

Free the Guardian!

Who's he talking to?

[Zak] Bones?

Well done.

Skullivar will be pleased, Caesar.

Worm! You're nothing but Skullivar's dogsbody!

I only serve one master,

and it isn't Skullivar.

[Cece] I warned you!

Aerians cannot be trusted!

I'll make up for this, Cece. I promise you!

[Cece] Zak Storm!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ugh! Come on, Zak.

You've surfed bigger and badder!

It's just a big roller. Just a big roller.

[Caesar] Free the Guardian.

Give me the sword.

The Guardian first.

Or I'll destroy the sword.

Free the Guardian!

[roars]

Master!

-[roars] -The Guardian of the Aeria Waypoint!

[growls]

Give me the sword.

[growls]

Ya!

-That's my sword! -What the...?

Our transaction is not complete! Seize him!

[evil laugh]

I only serve one master.

And it's not you!

-Ah! -[roars]

Shoot it down!

-[growls] -You never should've come here!

Earth-dwelling rat!

[screeches]

[roars]

Take your revenge, my master!

I'll handle the boy.

Ow!

You're out of your depth, Zak. Stand down!

Stay away from the Waypoint!

What the dook, Caesar?

Bones and Skullivar are our enemies!

All who want to open the Waypoint of Aeria

are enemies of the Guardian.

And my master's enemies

are my enemies.

Even you!

[roars]

Agh!

Fall back! Fall back!

Skullivar tricked my master once while he was weakened.

None shall defile him or this land ever again!

[growls]

So you're willing to do anything? Even trap us when we saved your life?

I've been manipulating you from the start!

You were willing

to do anything to open the Waypoint.

So I allowed you to "rescue me" from Bones.

[the Guardian screeches]

You were a necessary pawn

in a bid to free my master from Skullivar.

Now that the deed is done,

I have no quarrel with you...

if you turn away.

That's great, but I've got a quarrel with you!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria!

[metallic clicks]

Agh!

You wanna be enemies? Good! I'm not like you.

Ha!

I'm not willing to do anything

and use good people to get what I want.

-Ahh! -[the Guardian screeches]

[growls]

Cece, get the Chaos out of the Cyclone!

We can still hold on.

Open the Waypoint. It is so close!

If we open the Waypoint, but lose the Chaos,

none of this matters.

Captain right. Chaos in trouble!

He can still do it!

-He's Zak Storm! -[the Guardian roars]

[roars]

Crogar, cut the cable!

[powering up]

Incrediblox! The zetroflox works!

Full power!

[surge of power]

Chaos, catch the Guardian!

Master!

You'll never open this or any other Waypoint,

you pathetic little pirate!

Pirate, yeah. But also a surfer!

And more importantly, I'm the guy who takes care of my friends!

Fine job, Zak!

Try to surf on this,

Captain!

Huh!

Ahhh!

Don't mind if I do, enemy of my enemy's enemy!

Is that right? Triple negative?

Focus, lad! It's time!

[click]

[faint roar]

Look!

I told you so! He did it!

Zak opened the first Waypoint!

[Calabrass] Zak Storm,

you've got pirate's blood in your veins!

A pirate's, yes. But most of all, a captain's.

You know how to take risks,

but you also know how to protect your crew.

[Zak] Only six more Waypoints and we're home free!

Where is the Guardian?

Gone, with the Waypoint.

Crogar wanted eat creature stew!

[laughs]

Knock-knock, Captain. We're reaching the Beru Vortex!

Great, something a little calmer after that storm.

Subtitles: TITRAFILM