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[dramatic music]
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� This is "Bring the Funny."
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We are back
like we left something.
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� Tell. Us. Some. Jokes.
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both: [chanting]
Jokes, jokes, jokes.
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[pop music]
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[all cheering]
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both: ♪ We're gonna be
the end of the world ♪
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� Oh, oh!
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� "This is ridiculous!"
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[laughter]
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� That's the right answer.
[all hollering]
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� Somebody gotta die.
� Somebody.
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� Somebody's gonna die.
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� I'm aiming between your eyes.
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Keep still, Jeff.
� Oh, snap.
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[sinister music]
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� [screaming]
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� Yes, there you go!
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� I haven't been touched
like that in a long, long time.
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[both laughing]
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� Please welcome your emcee,
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Amanda Seales!
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[cheers and applause]
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� Welcome to
"Bring the Funny"!
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[cheers and applause]
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Tonight,
we're bringing you comics
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from all over the globe
and all over the comedy map.
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I'm talking sketch,
stand�up, variety.
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You name it, we've got it.
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At the end of the show,
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our judges will choose six��
only six��
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to move on
to the Comedy Clash round.
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So, let's say hello
to the three people
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who bring the funny 24/7.
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First up, he's a hugely
successful stand�up,
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actor, TV personality, author.
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Give it up
for Mr. Jeff Foxworthy!
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[cheers and applause]
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Next, she's the queen
of the Tweets,
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the grande dame
of the 'Gram,
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and a straight�up
viral vigilante,
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everyone please say hello
to miss Chrissy Teigen!
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� Whoo!
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� And finally,
he puts the "fun" in funny,
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the "me" in comedy,
and the "ha" in Steve Harvey,
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it's Kenan Thompson!
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� Oh, I think I'm looking
forward to some good jokes.
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I can't even get through it!
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I'm looking for the funny.
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� Give it up
for Kenan Thompson!
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[cheers and applause]
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� [laughing]
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� So, are y'all ready
to meet your first act?
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� Yes, please.
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� Well, this act is cut
from the same cloth
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as some of the greats
and will leave you in stitches.
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Here's Randy Feltface.
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� [British accent]
Anyone in there?
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Can I get large fries?
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Maybe a��a soda?
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Anyone?
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Anyone in there?
Woooo!
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Hello, my name is Randy.
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I'm a comedian from Australia.
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Just a tiny little
country town
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in the middle of nowhere.
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Morning, Gary!
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As soon as comedy became
an obsession for me, uh,
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I started performing
as often as possible.
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Any family gathering,
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I would be
doing comedy routines.
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And they loved it!
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Particularly Mum.
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She's a huge inspiration
for me, my mother.
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She would always say to me,
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"Randy, you can
achieve anything.
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Anything is possible."
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� The best advice
I ever gave my child
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was to get a real job.
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� And here I am.
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I'm very, very, very lucky
to be here.
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To be honest, I just want
to make my mum proud.
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� He's not gonna win.
[grunts]
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[laughter]
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� Oh, yes.
[laughing]
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� Wow!
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"Bring the Funny"!
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� [laughing]
� Yes!
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Look at you beautiful people!
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Am I looking at you?
My eyeballs aren't real.
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I have no idea
what's happening.
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Uh, I'm from Australia,
and in case you're wondering,
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yes, we all look like this.
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But I'm so excited
to be here in America!
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I love it here!
You guys are awesome!
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I love my sports.
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You guys love your sports.
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You know my favorite
spectator sport?
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Line rage.
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You know how,
in the supermarket,
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you can boop your own stuff?
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Yeah?
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That's line rage in action
right there.
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Yeah.
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I just love watching
impatient people
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standing in line
losing their minds!
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[laughter]
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'Cause we got so sick
of watching other people
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slowly scanning our goods,
we're like, "Give me that!
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Let me do it!"
[beeping]
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That's how you do it.
[rapid beeping]
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Not getting old here!
Check this out.
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[beeping]
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Wait.
[beeping]
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Right, so I'm standing here,
right?
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I'm in the line.
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There's a man standing
in front of me
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with impatient veins of fury
popping out of his neck.
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Just...
[growls]
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There's��there's like six
self�checkout machines.
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Two of them are broken,
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because two of them are
always broken for some reason.
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The four people
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using the remaining
self�checkout machines
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had never done it before.
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How does that even happen?
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We've had them for years!
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I was giggling like an idiot.
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The guy in front of me
was having a stroke
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while, simultaneously,
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four people all just
stood there going...
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[laughter]
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[beeps]
Ooh!
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[beeps]
[goofy exclamation]
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And the guy in front of me
just lost it.
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He was like, "Oh, come on!
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This is ridiculous!"
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Turning around to me
to try to absorb me
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into his bubble of hatred.
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"Can you believe this?"
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Like it's
the greatest injustice
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he'd ever encountered.
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It's a supermarket queue,
buddy.
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Relax.
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You guys have been great!
Thank you very much!
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Good night, thank you!
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[cheers and applause]
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[snazzy pop music]
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♪ ♪
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Hello!
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� Can I have a��
� Yes, of course.
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Slip me some felt.
� [laughs]
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This is a first experience.
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I've never chatted
with a puppet before,
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so pardon if I'm seeming
a little awkward.
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� Is he wearing pants?
I gotta know.
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� Absolutely not.
[laughter]
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You gotta feel loose
when you're on stage, Jeff!
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You gotta feel free
and breezy, my friend!
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� [laughing]
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� I love puppets.
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I was thoroughly excited to see
a puppet come out just now
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and, like, I couldn't have
enjoyed it more.
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I wish my kids were sitting
right here next to me
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so we could all be
like little kids watching.
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I thought your material
was brilliant.
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Yeah, you're��you're
a master puppeteer, so��
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� Thank you so much, man.
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� It looked like I was watching
a human being.
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� That means a lot!
Thank you!
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� Yeah.
� Did you hear that?
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My God, that was so nice.
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� Oh, my God,
I love it so much.
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[laughter]
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� Hi, Chrissy!
� Hi.
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� How are you?
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� I come from a different
place, a little bit.
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I came into this show
and they were like,
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"What kind of stuff
do you not like?"
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And I was always like,
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"I don't really like
puppet stuff."
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[audience boos]
I don't, um��sorry, sorry.
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But, I don't know.
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I honestly got lost
in your puppet world.
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[cheers and applause]
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I think you're really good
at your hand movements,
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and you get lost a little bit.
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Um, upon seeing you, you forget
that you are a puppet,
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like, uh, in a weird way.
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Clearly you are, uh,
very much a puppet.
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� Uh�huh.
� [laughs]
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[laughter]
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� We're over��
we're over here.
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� You look very real.
� We're over here.
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� Are you��you gotta say
left or right.
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� We're to the right.
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To the right a little bit.
� We're here.
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� To the right, to the right...
� A little more.
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Yeah, there we go!
� Yeah, there we go!
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[laughter]
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� So this is the thing for me:
I like being surprised.
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I remember Chrissy saying,
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"Yeah, I don't really
like puppets."
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And as you're up there,
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she starts this little
giggle thing she does.
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Yeah, there it is.
There it is, right there.
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And I'm like, "Holy cow."
So you love to be surprised.
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And not��every form of comedy's
not for every person,
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but, like you...
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� You love it.
� You were losing it.
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You love that.
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I love your physicality.
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I��I'm sitting there
watching you going,
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"You should give a shop class
to stand�up comedians
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on how to use your physicality
to enhance your jokes."
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Great job, terrific.
� Wow, thank you so much.
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Appreciate that.
Thank you.
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� That a boy, Feltface.
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� Bye, Randy!
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He's really cute.
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� If I could just get
a dry martini,
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uh, dirty as you can make it,
that would be fantastic.
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� I wanna see the real Randy.
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� His puppeteering skills
are amazing.
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� I also don't know
if I want to.
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Love the fantasy so much,
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I don't wanna, like,
see Greg laying down there
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all tired and, like, mid�30s
trying to figure his life out.
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� Do you think
he is Australian?
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� [laughing]
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� Ooh, magic, magic!
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� Whoo!
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� ♪ Does your wife look
the same as when you met her? ♪
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� Better.
� ♪ That's the right answer ♪
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� Nice!
� My grandmother had 21 kids.
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They didn't have Netflix
back then.
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It was all chill.
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� My first memory
is showering with my father,
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and that's all fine
until one week you're too old
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and you turn to the right...
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� Uno, dos, tres, plato.
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� Do you know who Pitbull is?
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� Stand up!
Perfect head, perfect body,
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perfect mustache��
Perfect.
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Don't let that mustache
do all that work.
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Take a seat now!
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.
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[peppy pop music]
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� Are you kidding me?
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� Oh, my God.
� Oh, my gosh!
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� We don't have them, sir.
� How are you?
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Jay friggin' Leno is here.
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� This is my comedy hero,
right here.
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� Yes!
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� Yeah, right.
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� See you later.
� Take care, man.
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� No big deal.
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Just��you're all in
the presence of greatness.
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� [sharp exhale]
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You got this.
Business as "yooj."
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Business as "yooj."
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� This next performer
has a mom, a dad
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and just the right amount
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of childhood trauma
to be funny.
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This is Michael Longfellow.
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♪ ♪
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� Hello, class.
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Today, we're studying
the anatomy of a comedian.
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This specimen
is Michael Longfellow.
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Let's start up top.
Cranium.
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The shape of it indicates
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a fair amount
of brain activity.
274
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And maybe he wore hats a little
too tight in middle school.
275
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Records do show he went
to Arizona State University
276
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and got an English degree.
277
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,356
Boy, I bet that's really busted
down the doors, huh, Mike?
278
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,888
Do the banks have a vault
big enough, Mike?
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Like many people
except for my uncle,
280
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he has two hands.
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His hands are calloused
from holding a microphone
282
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two to three times a night
for the past six years.
283
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,029
Can you imagine?
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It's my opinion
that Michael is indeed ready
285
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to bring the funny.
286
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Don't mess this up for us.
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� Give it up
for Michael Longfellow.
288
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[cheers and applause]
289
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� Michael Longfellow!
290
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He is a long fellow!
291
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� He is a long fellow.
292
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� Hey, how's it going?
293
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How's everybody doing?
� Good!
294
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,061
� I grew up
with divorced parents.
295
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,489
Any divorced people here?
Broken homes?
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Broken home nation,
where we at?
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� [whistling]
298
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� My parents got divorced
when I was like a baby�baby.
299
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I was, like, months old.
300
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,373
I don't remember
them being together ever.
301
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,002
The idea sickens me.
302
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,367
[laughter]
303
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,006
It's gross.
304
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,811
I didn't even know
if they really knew each other
305
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until I was older.
306
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,313
It was just like,
"That's my mom adult,
307
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,647
"that's my dad adult.
308
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,322
"Sometimes they wave,
but I wave at the mailman.
309
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,050
I don't know that guy."
[laughter]
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My first memory
is showering with my father.
311
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,390
[audience laughs, groans]
312
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,728
One shower too many, you know?
313
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,404
[laughter]
314
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Just one week too old.
315
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,272
This brain switch flipped.
316
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,374
I should have told him, "Oh,
I think I remember things now."
317
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,837
[laughter]
318
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I don't think there's no one
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behind these eyes anymore,
Papa.
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� [laughing]
321
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� 'Cause he was like
a single dad,
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so you can't��
you couldn't leave me.
323
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,150
I was a baby.
You can't leave me.
324
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,094
So he was just like,
"Uh, yeah get in."
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Scrub�a�dub
for a little while.
326
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,017
And that's all fine
until one week you're too old
327
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,857
and you turn to the right
and you never forget.
328
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,602
You're just...
329
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Just��it was huge, dude.
330
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,126
I remember it being huge,
you know?
331
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,565
But I was tiny.
332
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,170
I was tiny, so who knows?
333
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,071
We don't know.
334
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,673
[laughter]
335
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,905
I'd love to get another look,
336
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,039
but how do you bring that up,
you know?
337
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,106
But I wanna see for the scale.
338
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,754
I wanna know for the scale.
339
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,309
� [laughing]
340
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,578
� I bet it's like
when you drive by
341
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your old elementary school
and you're like,
342
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,287
"What, it's only that big?
That's crazy."
343
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,549
[laughter]
344
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,257
Hey, that's it for me.
Thank you guys.
345
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You guys were great.
346
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,130
Thank you.
347
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,758
Thank you.
� Good job.
348
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,403
[cheers and applause]
349
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,498
� Thanks.
350
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,100
[cheers and applause]
351
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,132
� All right, Longfellow.
� Hey.
352
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,537
� Chrissy.
� Yes?
353
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,969
� Your thoughts?
354
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,844
� I��I mean, you��
the second you walked out,
355
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:56,642
you had this very natural
ability with comedy.
356
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,976
Um, I��I love the way
you told your jokes, I love...
357
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,052
� Thank you.
358
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,909
� I love that you look
so joyful
359
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,478
and your entrance is so joyful,
360
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,216
but I also love that there was,
like, a darker topic with it.
361
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,622
� [laughs]
362
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,364
� I like that juxtaposition.
� But can I say this?
363
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,530
It��because I always��
364
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,788
people always labeled me
as a clean comedian,
365
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,157
and I sometimes resent that
because I thought
366
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,296
"clean" implies "not as funny."
367
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,902
And��and I would always say,
"No, that is not the case."
368
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,395
You can talk about
any subject��
369
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,367
like taking a shower
with your dad��
370
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,776
you just have to find a way
to say it without saying it,
371
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,879
and you did that.
372
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,410
You are a terrific��
I would pay money
373
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,316
to go see you perform.
374
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,348
� Oh, wow!
375
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,553
Thank you!
376
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,424
� From the moment you came out,
377
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,063
it looked like
it didn't matter what happened.
378
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,018
You were just gonna have
a good time for you,
379
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,357
and��and I think that's
what makes a great stand�up.
380
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,402
You're having a good time
and that's infectious,
381
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,729
so great job, man.
382
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,003
� Thank you, Kenan.
Thank you guys.
383
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,531
Thank you, all three of you.
384
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,336
� All right, give it up
for Michael Longfellow.
385
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,240
� Thanks.
� Thank you.
386
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:06,552
♪ ♪
387
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,419
� Might be my favorite stand�up
I've seen today.
388
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,519
� Solid.
389
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,820
� The pace��
� Foxworthy approved.
390
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,522
If any other comedians
or aspiring comedians see him,
391
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,615
they're like,
"Oh, this is easy.
392
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,656
I can do this."
393
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,490
'Cause he makes it
look effortless.
394
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,955
� Yep, and it's so not.
395
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,964
♪ ♪
396
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:28,174
.
397
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:30,299
[funky pop music]
398
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,872
� ♪ "All That" ♪
399
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,306
� "All That."
400
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:39,351
I told you I had that song
stuck in my head yesterday.
401
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,609
� 25 years.
402
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,146
� Thank God they remember
some of it, right?
403
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,922
� Kenan, remember our days
on Nickelodeon?
404
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,023
� Yep.
405
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,494
� Way back in the day,
he was on...
406
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,822
♪ "All That" ♪
� Yeah.
407
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,527
� I used to shoot
"My Brother and Me"
408
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,228
across the hall
in another studio.
409
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,560
� Crazy.
410
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,025
� We were young, we were fresh.
So innocent.
411
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,463
� Babies.
Little babies.
412
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,668
� And look at us now.
413
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,941
Old.
414
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,839
� [laughs]
415
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,771
� Our next act is one big,
happy comedy family,
416
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,677
proving that in comedy,
there's room for everyone.
417
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,710
This is Room 28.
418
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,546
� We're...
all: Room 28.
419
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,151
� A sketch group from...
all: New York City.
420
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,794
� And we like to finish
each other's...
421
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,849
all: Sentences!
� Stop doing this.
422
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,488
� Yeah, that was really hard.
423
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,663
� And we are here to...
all: Bring the funny!
424
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,191
� Party!
425
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,926
� "The party"?
What are you talking about?
426
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,031
� I mean, you know,
they'll get it.
427
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,062
� No, no.
� The Funny!
428
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,428
[laughter and applause]
429
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,637
� [sighs]
430
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,938
� Thanks for inviting me over,
Theresa.
431
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,209
� I am so glad
that you're here, Stephen.
432
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,838
My house guest, Pitbull,
433
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,413
has been driving me crazy
this weekend.
434
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,283
� "Pitbull"?
I didn't know you had a dog.
435
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,921
� No, international rap star
Pitbull.
436
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,148
� Okay, there's no way
that Pitbull��
437
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,194
� [hollering]
Yeah, yeah!
438
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,719
[laughter]
439
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:59,055
♪ Just took a nap, nap,
and it felt good, good ♪
440
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,591
♪ But now I'm so hungry ♪
441
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,156
♪ I need some food, food ♪
442
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,955
Dial it, Mr. 305.
What's up, baby?
443
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,896
[laughs]
� Yeah, okay, Pit.
444
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,072
Um, this is my friend, Stephen.
445
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,700
� One, two, three, fork.
446
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,595
Uno, dos, tres, plato.
447
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,307
[laughs]
448
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,839
� Yo! Yo!
449
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,405
Yo, how are you not excited
about this?
450
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:18,853
� I've known him
since high school.
451
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,648
I mean, don't get me wrong,
he's a great guy.
452
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,580
It's just, he turns
everything he says
453
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,245
into an annoyingly catchy song.
454
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,893
� What do you mean?
� One, two, three, package.
455
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,689
♪ I got a package ♪
� ♪ Package ♪
456
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,361
� ♪ See what's inside ♪
� ♪ Side ♪
457
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:34,259
� ♪ A brand�new soul patch
for Mr. Worldwide, wide, wide ♪
458
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,233
[laughs]
Got it, baby.
459
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,762
� Yeah, maybe he should
sleep somewhere else.
460
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,228
� Well, I can't just kick my
Grammy�award�winning friend out
461
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,267
on the street.
462
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,501
Besides, I think
he really likes it here.
463
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,067
� ♪ I said, it's game night,
game night ♪
464
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,505
♪ 'Bout to bring you down ♪
465
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,180
♪ So get your game right,
game right ♪
466
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,108
♪ I got Ne�Yo in the house ♪
467
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,483
� ♪ Tonight ♪
� [gasps]
468
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,212
� ♪ Gonna play
some board games tonight ♪
469
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,218
� Oh, my God, it's
international R&B superstar
470
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,421
and "World of Dance" judge,
Ne�Yo!
471
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,093
� Yeah.
472
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,191
Yeah, they hang out a lot.
473
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,033
Look, Armando, enough with
the random musical outbursts!
474
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,589
I mean, for once,
can you just talk to me
475
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,728
like a regular person
and not a walking playlist?
476
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,304
[laughter]
477
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,842
Sorry, but it's just like...
478
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,513
� I know you're angry.
� Yeah.
479
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,969
� ♪ You know, I'm sorry ♪
� This is not another song!
480
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,608
� Okay, look, look, look,
I just always thought
481
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,853
you liked my singing
and my backup dancer and Ne�Yo.
482
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,449
� ♪ Tonight�� ♪
� That's enough, Ne�Yo.
483
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,621
[laughter]
484
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,080
Adios, Theresa.
485
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,418
I can't believe my friend
from high school
486
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,422
is kicking me out on my...
487
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,523
all: Culo!
488
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,816
[doorbell rings]
489
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,457
� Are you expecting
somebody else?
490
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,162
� Oh, right.
I think that might be��
491
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:43,464
� Ow!
492
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,926
� [laughs]
� Yo!
493
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,974
� It's your girl, Cardi!
494
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,870
And let me tell you
something,
495
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,372
that flight was not
"ok�rrr."
496
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,535
[all cheering]
497
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,405
� Pit, you know I like
my personal space.
498
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,953
You know I like it.
499
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,408
Can you please keep it down?
500
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,176
Because I have neighbors.
501
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,254
Please.
502
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,853
[cheers and applause]
503
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,316
♪ ♪
504
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,226
� Oh, my God,
it's Jeff Foxworthy!
505
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,329
[all cheering]
506
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,861
� [laughing]
I looked at Jeff��I was like,
507
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,027
"Do you know who Pitbull is?"
508
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,865
� So, all great comedy,
509
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,271
doesn't matter
if it's stand�up or sketch,
510
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,702
it begins with a great
premise.
511
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,907
This is a great premise,
that somebody has Pitbull
512
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,480
from high school
staying at their house.
513
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,779
� It's like my house.
514
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,081
� This is all I could think:
when I was hosting
515
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,412
"Are You Smarter
than a 5th Grader?"��
516
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,077
one night I'm doing
"The Tonight Show"
517
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,715
with Jimmy Fallon, and the
other guest was Pitbull.
518
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,151
And��and I kept thinking,
519
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,557
"Well, Pitbull will just be
like a regular guy."
520
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:47,029
No, he was that
the entire time!
521
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,399
And��and so I'm like,
"Oh, my God,
522
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,528
this is right on
the money there."
523
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,204
Great job, guys.
524
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,772
� I thought it was great,
you know.
525
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,270
It was, uh��
it's tough doing sketch.
526
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,673
You have to, like,
win us over,
527
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,574
and sometimes it takes a while
to do that.
528
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,106
But by the time Cardi came in,
I was already, like,
529
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,812
sold on the whole thing.
530
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,154
If I were to say
one thing about it,
531
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,580
I think hearing��
being able to hear
532
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,246
everybody's impressions
is vital.
533
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,055
So, Pitbull, sometimes it was
a little hard to understand
534
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,418
what you were saying, you know?
535
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,756
� Okay.
536
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:19,791
� I mean, I thought
that was really great.
537
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,555
I��I was surprised
at every moment,
538
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,604
and I just never knew
who was gonna come out next.
539
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,559
� That's right.
� It was really good.
540
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,868
[cheers and applause]
541
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,269
� Give it up for Mister��
542
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,900
I was about to say,
"Give it up for Mr. Worldwide."
543
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,195
[laughter]
544
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,868
Give it up for Room 28, y'all!
545
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,877
[cheers and applause]
546
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:43,680
♪ ♪
547
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,516
� I hear he's one of the nicest
people on the planet.
548
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,921
� Oh, he was nice
as he could be,
549
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,192
but the whole time
he's still Pitbull.
550
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,560
� [as Pitbull]
Mr. 305.
551
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,059
You know what I mean?
552
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,061
Can't believe
[murmurs].
553
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,163
� [laughing]
554
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:01,197
.
555
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:03,595
� Welcome back
to "Bring the Funny."
556
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,944
� Oh, yeah!
� Yes!
557
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,271
� We're halfway through
tonight's comedy lineup,
558
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,677
and here's what I've learned.
559
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,750
The funny is officially
being brought, y'all.
560
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,579
� That's right.
� Yes, yes, yes!
561
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,124
� Tell. Us. Some. Jokes.
562
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,689
both: Jokes, jokes, jokes.
� Be funny.
563
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,919
both: Be funny.
� Be better, better.
564
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,124
Work better.
� ♪ Do something crazy ♪
565
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,787
� The only obstacles
that are gonna stop you
566
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,856
are the obstacles you put
in front of yourself, okay?
567
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,334
Now, wipe them away
and dance them off.
568
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,173
� Willy Appelman!
569
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,769
� Whoo!
570
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,200
Yes, yes, yes!
� [laughing]
571
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,436
� [laughing]
[squeals]
572
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,442
Oh!
[hollers]
573
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,044
Yeah, oh!
574
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,406
Yes!
� [laughing]
575
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:47,775
� Now, I hope you guys
didn't come here
576
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,083
to learn how to dance,
'cause I don't teach dance.
577
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:53,115
No, no, no, no.
I teach life through dance.
578
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,322
� I kind of like this already.
579
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,763
� "But, Danny,
I don't want to change.
580
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,518
I like who I am."
Leave.
581
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,756
� [laughs]
� Jeff, stand up!
582
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,332
[cheers and applause]
583
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,130
Perfect head, perfect body,
perfect.
584
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,732
But don't let that mustache
do all that work.
585
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,604
Take a seat!
Yes!
586
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,832
Chrissy, stand up!
� Me?
587
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,068
� You guys feel that energy?
You've got a flame.
588
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,243
Let it out.
Burn down the forest.
589
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,372
That's literally what I did.
I burnt down the forest.
590
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,877
Take a seat!
591
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,009
Kenan, are you
a principal dancer
592
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,214
for the New York City Ballet?
593
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,777
Could be.
� Oh.
594
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,045
� Take a seat.
595
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,394
� [laughs]
596
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,548
� [laughs]
� Great character work.
597
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,857
I thought it was awesome.
Super bold choice.
598
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,660
Super bold outfit choice.
599
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,461
It takes so much courage
to come out and just do that.
600
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,134
� I'm super funny, um...
601
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,033
� ♪ Do something crazy ♪
602
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,365
� It's so hard to come up
with something like stand�up
603
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,471
that's your own,
that's clever, funny.
604
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,213
You know what I mean?
� Absolutely.
605
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,238
� Give it up
for Daphnique Springs.
606
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,744
� I have OCD,
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
607
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,136
I was dating this guy.
608
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:55,308
He was handsome, honest,
and successful,
609
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,377
but he kept leaving time
on the microwave.
610
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,716
� [laughs]
611
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,791
� I was like, "Yo, I would
rather you cheat on me
612
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,120
than leave time
on the microwave."
613
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,985
� Are you really OCD?
� Oh, it's crazy.
614
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,925
This morning,
somebody closed my car door
615
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,730
with their fingerprints
on the glass.
616
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,802
� [laughs]
� [growls]
617
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,371
� Somebody gotta die.
� Somebody.
618
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,429
� Somebody's gonna die.
� ♪ We just wanna have fun ♪
619
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,937
♪ Hey ♪
� You've gotta deliver.
620
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,270
You know, we live in a market
621
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,765
where there's a million things
on the shelf.
622
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,636
You've gotta stand out.
� Yeah.
623
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:26,005
� Show me that.
� Show it to him.
624
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,245
� Please welcome ISMO.
625
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,280
� Like, English is full of
letters that are��are silent.
626
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,917
You know, like letters that��
that you write down
627
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,523
but never say.
628
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:38,494
Like, I don't want to say
the silent letters are dumb
629
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,134
because I might
accidentally say
630
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,159
that they are "dum�b."
631
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,604
� [laughs]
632
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:46,129
� Why not also then
have silent numbers?
633
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,825
I think those would be
far more useful.
634
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,537
Like, "I owe you $75.
635
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,769
Ah, but the 7 is silent."
636
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,735
[laughter]
Thank you.
637
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:56,944
� I wanna be able to say, like,
638
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,336
"Well, this could have
been fixed,"
639
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,777
or "you should have been
this way, this way, this way."
640
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,882
But I really loved that.
� Thank you.
641
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,854
� Cherish this moment.
642
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,153
It's not gonna happen
very often in your life
643
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,956
when a beautiful woman
looks at you and says,
644
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,159
"I wanna tell you
something to fix,
645
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:13,961
but I can't think of anything."
646
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,233
� ♪ Do something crazy ♪
647
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,232
� Give it up for ISMO, y'all.
648
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,374
� It's all subjective.
649
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,268
It's so funny
how subjective everything is.
650
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,100
� It's just an interesting
experience, honestly.
651
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,395
� It's kind of cray.
652
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,366
� Oh, this is getting
tougher and tougher.
653
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,475
� [British accent]
Oh, that's a shock.
654
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:30,778
God, look at me.
655
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,149
Right, here we go.
656
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:36,178
� Our next act is like
the Mary Poppins of comedy,
657
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,845
and she's hoping
to pull a few tricks
658
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,593
from her bag
of comedy treats tonight.
659
00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,818
� Right, here we go.
660
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,364
I'm ready.
661
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,689
� This is Mandy Muden.
662
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,634
� Yeah!
663
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,560
[cheers and applause]
664
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:52,495
Hello, Mandy.
� Hi, go ahead.
665
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,831
[cheers and applause]
666
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,437
[upbeat pop music]
667
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:58,168
� Hello.
� [British accent] Hello.
668
00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,413
� I'm Mandy.
I do tricks.
669
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,909
[saucy music]
670
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,041
� [laughs]
� Whoo!
671
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,835
Magic, magic.
672
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,007
� What?
� Oh!
673
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,446
� Still single.
674
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,080
[laughter]
675
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,975
Actually, I'm single
by choice.
676
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,417
� Whoo!
� Mens' choice.
677
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,193
[laughter]
678
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,962
Little bit
of holiday reading.
679
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,591
[laughter]
680
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,057
� What?
681
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:26,225
� I got that from the Ikea
suppository range.
682
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,825
You put it up yourself.
683
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,567
Jeff, would you join me
onstage?
684
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:32,872
� Oh!
� Yeah, get up there, Jeff.
685
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,435
[cheers and applause]
686
00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:40,280
� Have you done magic before,
Jeff?
687
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,912
� I have not.
� No?
688
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,077
Jeff, now touch any card
you like.
689
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,187
Take it out.
Look at it.
690
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,989
Now, if I was to tell you
the name of that card,
691
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,122
would you be impressed?
692
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,386
� Yes.
693
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:56,364
� That one is actually
the Nine of Clubs, everybody.
694
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:59,395
[laughter and applause]
695
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:03,099
Go ahead
and take another one, Jeff.
696
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,535
Take it out and look at it.
697
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,910
Just sign your name across
the front of there, Jeff.
698
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,639
And, um, just write
your credit card number on.
699
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:10,835
That's it, lovely.
700
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,176
� I'm not writing
my credit card number.
701
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,852
� All right, have you done it?
� Okay.
702
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,620
� Everybody roughly see that
all right?
703
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,378
Everybody got that?
� Yes, ma'am.
704
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,017
� Okay, lovely.
I'm gonna take that.
705
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,122
I'm gonna bury that
into the middle of the pack.
706
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,324
It's gone.
It's lost forever.
707
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,716
Do you wanna shuffle those?
708
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:28,488
I'm sure you do.
� [laughs]
709
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,197
� Now, to make sure
710
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,759
we can't get
to little Jeff's card,
711
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:35,127
I'm gonna wrap the cards up,
Jeff, like a little packet.
712
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,137
Do you like danger, Jeff?
� Yes.
713
00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,199
� I thought you might,
you little rascal.
714
00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:40,238
Now, take that.
715
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,472
Hold that in front
of your face.
716
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:44,037
Take a step back.
Just over to the side, dear.
717
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,736
And we're gonna
find Jeff's card
718
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,948
in a very special way.
719
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,350
Knife throwing.
� Oh, snap.
720
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,122
[applause]
721
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,421
� Here we go, Jeff.
722
00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:54,852
I'm aiming
between your eyes, darling.
723
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,287
That's it.
724
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:57,691
Just hold it up
between your eyes.
725
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,123
That's it.
726
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,488
Keep still, Jeff,
727
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,626
'cause it's quite hard
to hit a moving target.
728
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:05,561
Go on, Jeff.
You're all right, love.
729
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:08,097
Chrissy, can you throw that
at Jeff?
730
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,403
� No!
731
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,365
� It'll kill you,
but it's a lovely trick.
732
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,403
� No, I love him.
733
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:13,768
� Should we let
little Jeff off?
734
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,106
Jeff, I'm just gonna
take the knife, darling,
735
00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,911
and I'm just going
to, uh, bury it
736
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,853
into the middle
of the pack, 'kay?
737
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,578
Now, for the first time, Jeff,
738
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:24,123
what was the name of your card?
739
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:26,119
� Two of Hearts.
740
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:27,991
� Oh!
741
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,620
� Was it that
Two of Hearts, Jeff?
742
00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:32,156
� Oh, wow!
743
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,231
� What?
� That's magic!
744
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,199
That's magic, baby!
745
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,928
� Jeff, thank you so much!
746
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:40,073
Jeff, thank you.
747
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,299
� That was very great.
[laughter]
748
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,804
[cheers and applause]
749
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:47,337
♪ ♪
750
00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,482
[laughter]
751
00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:51,938
[cheers and applause]
752
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:54,577
� You're safe now.
[laughter]
753
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,683
[cheers and applause]
754
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,454
� Hi!
� Hi, Mandy.
755
00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:58,923
� Hi, Amanda.
756
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,751
� I haven't been touched
like that in a long, long time.
757
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,757
Uh...
[stammers, laughs]
758
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:05,990
Great job.
759
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:09,704
I mean, it's��this is
what comedy in magic is.
760
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,498
And I'm this far away from you,
761
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,030
and I don't how you did that
with the card.
762
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,466
Terrific job.
Thank you.
763
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:18,402
[cheers and applause]
764
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:20,737
� I love magic.
765
00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:23,382
I am��I am terrible
at doing magic,
766
00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,538
but I always buy, like,
767
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:25,606
the little trick kits
and everything.
768
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,014
But I'm really terrible at it,
769
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:28,875
so I really appreciate people
that are very good at it.
770
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:30,984
You're obviously
very, very good at it.
771
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,986
I love the character
that you played.
772
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,418
It's, like, very posh
and proper but slightly horny.
773
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:39,525
I��I'm very into it.
774
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:42,358
� I love magic as well,
and you were super�duper funny
775
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,634
and everything in between.
776
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,362
I don't have any criticism
777
00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,197
other than, like,
tighten it up, basically.
778
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:48,502
You know what I mean?
779
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,274
It could all have gone faster,
because it was a while
780
00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,912
until we got to the actual
sword�in�the�card trick.
781
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,538
� Or maybe one more trick
in there.
782
00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:56,143
� Yeah, something like that.
both: Yeah.
783
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,935
� But that's��
you were awesome.
784
00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,176
You were wonderful.
� Thank you.
785
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,981
� Absolutely.
786
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,523
� One more time
for Mandy Muden!
787
00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,779
� Way to go, Mandy.
Thank you.
788
00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:07,516
Thank you.
789
00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:10,193
� When she had that knife,
I'm thinking to myself,
790
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,032
"Okay, I'm trusting
that she's a pro."
791
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,788
� [sighs]
Well, I'm glad that's over.
792
00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:17,557
But anyway, it's there.
793
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:19,426
I'm over.
[sighs]
794
00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:22,204
Huge glass of wine now.
795
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:25,674
� I mean, it was really good,
but is it enough?
796
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,374
Like, we have
so many comics left.
797
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:28,866
We have so many more acts left.
798
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,277
Is it going to be enough?
799
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,509
� I guess we'll see.
800
00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:37,145
.
801
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:40,321
� Welcome back
to "Bring the Funny."
802
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,563
� Whoo!
803
00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:45,319
� You pumped?
� Dude, I feel ready.
804
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:46,987
I got your back, dude.
� I got your back.
805
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,755
� I love you, dude.
� I love you, dude.
806
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,104
� Dude, let's go
crush it, dude.
807
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,258
� Our next act is
the Captain & Tennille
808
00:28:52,297 --> 00:28:53,867
of the digital age.
809
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,569
Give it up
for Regan & Watkins.
810
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:59,072
[cheers and applause]
811
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,914
� All right, Regan & Watkins.
812
00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,339
Come on with it.
813
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:03,714
� [playing mellow tune]
814
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,282
� Man, I miss love songs, Pat.
� Tell me about it.
815
00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:07,981
� That got me thinking.
816
00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:09,783
What would a love song
817
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:13,515
about the 21st century girl
even sound like?
818
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:15,052
♪ ♪
819
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,017
both: ♪ She's got duck lips ♪
820
00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:19,255
♪ Cell phones for hands ♪
821
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:22,761
♪ She's a 21st century girl
and I'm her man ♪
822
00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,204
[laughter]
823
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:27,529
� What about 21st
century guys?
824
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,166
both:
♪ He can't change a tire ♪
825
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:32,202
♪ He Googled it ♪
826
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:34,337
♪ His greatest fear
in a relationship ♪
827
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,113
♪ Is to commit ♪
828
00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:37,511
� ♪ Uh, hit it
with some sax now ♪
829
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:44,282
♪ ♪
830
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:45,946
both: ♪ I hit 'em
with the chorus ♪
831
00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,654
♪ 21st century boys and girls ♪
832
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:48,986
♪ 21st century ♪
833
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,091
� ♪ We're gonna be
the end of the world ♪
834
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,263
� ♪ Girls and boys
and boys and girls ♪
835
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,392
� ♪ We're gonna be the end,
gonna, gonna be the end ♪
836
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:56,997
♪ Gonna, gonna be the end ♪
837
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:58,799
♪ Gonna, gonna be the end,
gonna, gonna be the end ♪
838
00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,900
both: ♪ We're gonna be
the end of the world ♪
839
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:03,572
[cheers and applause]
840
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:06,572
[upbeat pop music]
841
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,705
♪ ♪
842
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,341
� All right, Kenan.
843
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,176
� Overall, I thought
it was great.
844
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:15,781
But my only negative,
I would say,
845
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,284
is that it's hard
to make everything clear
846
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,317
when you have music
as a distraction.
847
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,822
Sometimes the guitars, pianos,
848
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:24,494
they seem like crutches.
849
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,023
� I'm with Keenan.
850
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:28,458
When I saw you come out with
a guitar and a saxophone,
851
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,303
I can't say that I felt a
tingling in my nether regions.
852
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,300
Uh, but when you sing,
853
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:38,203
you have to be extra careful
sometimes to enunciate.
854
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:39,466
� Yeah.
855
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,314
� You have to understand
the words in order to laugh.
856
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,711
'Cause there were a couple
of times I lost the words,
857
00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:46,313
and when I lose the words,
I lose the joke.
858
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,645
� Right.
859
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,879
� That being said, you guys
executed that very well.
860
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:51,445
Very good job.
� Thank you.
861
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,153
� I think you guys have
really good chemistry together.
862
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,415
I loved all the jokes.
863
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,693
Very relatable,
'cause that's me, literally.
864
00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,792
I'm made of��
my hands are cell phones.
865
00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,064
But, yeah, I don't know.
866
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,392
Music comedy
is so tough for me, um,
867
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,127
and not in the same way
that it's tough for you guys.
868
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,632
It's just not my style,
necessarily.
869
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:09,195
But you had
the entire audience clapping,
870
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,504
and I think they loved it,
so good job.
871
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,466
� One more
for Regan & Watkins, y'all.
872
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,105
� Good job,
Regan & Watkins.
873
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,540
[cheers and applause]
874
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:18,936
♪ ♪
875
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,447
Anybody that comes out of there
with an instrument,
876
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,080
I'm starting
to check�out immediately.
877
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,415
Like, "O�okay."
878
00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:25,849
� But that's not fair
to them, though.
879
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:29,094
� It's not fair because this is
an overall comedy genre thing,
880
00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,921
so it's like
I have to get past that,
881
00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:32,556
but it's really hard.
882
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:35,131
� Okay.
♪ Yo, me and my girl ♪
883
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,530
♪ We getting ready ♪
884
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,061
Sorry, I'm just, like,
in my head because I'm worried
885
00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:39,496
I'm not gonna breathe up there,
you know?
886
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,131
I'm so nervous.
887
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,896
� Y'all ready
for some more funny?
888
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,044
I said, "Are y'all ready
for some more funny?"
889
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,470
� Oh, yeah!
890
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,965
� This is Morgan Jay!
891
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,837
[cheers and applause]
892
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,277
♪ ♪
893
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:55,351
� 'Sup.
894
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,920
� And you know I hate
crutches.
895
00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:59,048
� I know you do.
896
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:02,718
� Oh, guys.
What's going on?
897
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,724
My name is Morgan Jay.
898
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,927
I do music comedy,
which a lot of people know
899
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:11,159
is the most respected
of the comedy art forms.
900
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:12,396
[laughter]
901
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,231
And I'm gonna sing you guys
one song tonight.
902
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,826
This song is dedicated
903
00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,237
to anybody
in a long�term relationship.
904
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,340
This is called "It's a Trap."
905
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,283
[laughter]
906
00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:26,138
[playing mellow music]
907
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,608
Okay, yo.
908
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,316
♪ Me and my girl,
we getting ready ♪
909
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,948
♪ To go out to a dinner party ♪
910
00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:35,154
♪ But now, I'm thinking maybe
we got time ♪
911
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,987
♪ To get a little naughty ♪
912
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:40,062
♪ So I gently put my hands
all up on her body ♪
913
00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:42,091
♪ And she's like ♪
914
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,297
♪ Stop that, not right now ♪
915
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,899
Some of you already know
what it's about.
916
00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:49,101
Okay.
♪ Can I ask you a question? ♪
917
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,644
♪ Yes, you can ♪
918
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,799
♪ Do you think
that I've put on some weight? ♪
919
00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:55,138
♪ Oh, snap, what do I do? ♪
920
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:56,683
♪ What do I say? ♪
921
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,578
♪ If I'm wrong tonight
I'm gonna have to masturbate ♪
922
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,681
[laughter]
923
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,983
♪ But I'm ready ♪
924
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,315
♪ Now, Kenan ♪
925
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:08,350
♪ Can I ask you
a trap question, Kenan? ♪
926
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:10,456
♪ Kenan, how many people ♪
927
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:13,429
♪ Have you hooked up with
in your life? ♪
928
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,428
♪ You know what?
Don't answer that ♪
929
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,531
♪ But enjoy the conversation
with your boo�boo ♪
930
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:20,203
♪ After the show ♪
931
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,272
♪ 'Cause you already know
what's gonna happen ♪
932
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,540
♪ You're gonna be
with your girl ♪
933
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,698
♪ And she's gonna be like ♪
Oh, my God.
934
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,266
That guitar guy,
that was fun, wasn't it?
935
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,014
Oh, my God.
936
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:31,039
But, like, how many people?
Tell me, tell me.
937
00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:32,576
No, no, I'm not gonna get mad.
938
00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:34,111
Tell me.
Seriously, tell me.
939
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,075
Oh, my God.
940
00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:38,424
♪ Now, Jeff ♪
� No.
941
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,250
♪ I'm not gonna let you
off the hook Jeff ♪
942
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:41,545
� [chuckles]
943
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,486
� ♪ You're married,
Jeff, right? ♪
944
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,522
� 33 years.
� ♪ 33? ♪
945
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,157
♪ Give it up for Jeff,
33 years ♪
946
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,662
[cheers and applause]
947
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,133
♪ Now, Jeff ♪
948
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,161
♪ I feel like
you got this answer ♪
949
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:55,897
♪ Does your wife look the same
as when you met her? ♪
950
00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,904
� [laughs]
951
00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,566
� Better.
� ♪ That's the right answer ♪
952
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:01,574
� Yes!
There you go! Yes!
953
00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:03,706
� That's right.
954
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,082
♪ And if she asks you,
do I look fat? ♪
955
00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:08,981
♪ Don't even answer that,
'cause it's a trap ♪
956
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:11,054
Thank you guys.
957
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:14,052
[cheers and applause]
958
00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,985
[upbeat music]
959
00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,122
� I thought that was great.
� Yeah.
960
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,787
� ♪ Maybe that's why
I'm still single ♪
961
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:22,856
[laughter]
962
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,834
♪ Kenan ♪
� ♪ Kenan ♪
963
00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:25,903
� Hey, you know
what I'm saying?
964
00:34:25,931 --> 00:34:27,171
It's music time.
965
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,028
Um, you're��
you're an amazing musician,
966
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,167
and you're also
very funny in between,
967
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,872
and that's exactly
what we're looking for
968
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,274
in this competition.
969
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,636
Because if you're gonna
step out
970
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,744
of just the stand�up,
you know, genre
971
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,206
and do something different,
972
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,684
then we want it
to still encompass funny.
973
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,153
Like, that's
the main goal here,
974
00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:46,751
and the fact that you picked
a riff as opposed to a song
975
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,815
that you had
to stay dedicated to in time
976
00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,363
so you could be reactive,
977
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:53,058
it goes to show you that you're
an amazing stand�up as well.
978
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,031
So those two worlds
collided brilliantly for me.
979
00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,461
Great job.
� Thank you.
980
00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,026
[cheers and applause]
981
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:03,495
� Okay, so first, Morgan,
I love the self�deprecating
982
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,965
when you say
that guitar comedians
983
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,074
are the most respected
of all the comedians.
984
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,406
[stammering]
985
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,282
[cheers and applause]
986
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:15,880
Comedians, we're a little bit
snobs about stuff,
987
00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,224
and maybe
guitar�playing comedians
988
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,579
are not our favorite.
989
00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:22,818
That being said, you, like,
have this little riff
990
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,264
like it's a real radio song.
991
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,319
And you're doing funny stuff
992
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,028
and you're having to react
993
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:30,699
because you don't know what
our answers are gonna be.
994
00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,099
So...
� I did not know.
995
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,930
� I am telling you,
I loved you.
996
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,125
I thought you were fantastic.
997
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,537
Great job.
998
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,670
� Very good stuff.
999
00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,444
� ♪ Oh, my God, thank you ♪
1000
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,173
� I think it's way cooler
1001
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,538
to make someone love
what you're doing
1002
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,247
when they're not that into it
to begin with.
1003
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:49,648
And you not knowing
their answers
1004
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,551
and still being funny,
that's talent.
1005
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,053
That's��that was really great.
1006
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:55,594
� You keep bringing this
week after week,
1007
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:58,390
you're gonna be around
this thing a long time.
1008
00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:00,863
� Thanks.
1009
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,532
� ♪ Give it up
for Morgan Jay ♪
1010
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,260
♪ Give it up for Morgan Jay ♪
1011
00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:05,855
� Good job, Morgan.
1012
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,167
Yeah.
1013
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,028
� Give it up!
1014
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:11,437
� I really liked that guy.
� It was really good.
1015
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,799
♪ ♪
1016
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,167
� Well, I think
it went pretty well.
1017
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:16,166
I think it went pretty well.
1018
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:17,607
Luckily, Jeff got
the right answer.
1019
00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:19,182
� I wanna see
what else he's got.
1020
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,410
� Thousand percent.
1021
00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:22,345
� But it's gonna be weird
when you put that up
1022
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,520
against another music act.
1023
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:26,549
� Oh, I can't wait
to put them up head to head.
1024
00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:29,294
� I know, I really��
� I can't��couldn't wait.
1025
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,620
♪ ♪
1026
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:35,156
.
1027
00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:37,432
[cheers and applause]
1028
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,634
[upbeat pop music]
1029
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,635
� Welcome back
to "Bring the Funny."
1030
00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:45,038
[cheers and applause]
1031
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:47,270
Remember, only six acts
from tonight's lineup
1032
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:49,005
can make it through
to the next round.
1033
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,410
It's times like this
when I'm happy to be the host
1034
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,613
so I can
do all this talking but...
1035
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,784
[laughs] I ain't gotta do
what you gotta do.
1036
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:55,953
� Yeah, right?
1037
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,920
But I like having
the interaction with you
1038
00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,389
because you're a comic too.
Do you know what I mean?
1039
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:03,048
� Jeff wanna do an interaction
with��with Amanda.
1040
00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:06,118
So, what's gonna happen...
[laughs]
1041
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:07,487
Sorry, I just went
into a blind musician.
1042
00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:09,925
We're gonna do a nice pick�up.
1043
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,801
This is gonna be great.
[laughs]
1044
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,731
Pick it up from��pick it up
from the beginning
1045
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:18,297
and then we'll do it
all together.
1046
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:20,366
All of us together.
1047
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,765
[cheers and applause]
1048
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:24,636
� All right, let's say hello
to our final act.
1049
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,976
♪ ♪
1050
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,981
� Don't mess this up.
1051
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:31,784
All right, here we go.
1052
00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:33,646
All right, this is for you,
Mom and Dad.
1053
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,945
Let's do it.
1054
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,816
� This next comedian
is a big family man
1055
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,516
and a very funny individual.
1056
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:41,087
Putting the "hey"
in "Jesus,"
1057
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,456
it's Jesus Trejo!
1058
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,195
� Jesus!
1059
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,100
♪ ♪
1060
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:48,832
Please be related
to Danny Trejo.
1061
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:51,497
[cheers and applause]
1062
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:52,936
� What's up, everybody?
How we doing?
1063
00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,311
� Good!
1064
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:55,739
� Oh, it's good to be here.
1065
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,344
Uh, I'm a only child.
1066
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,675
If you ever wondered
what it's like
1067
00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:59,980
to be a only child
and have fun,
1068
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,981
go to any bar,
look at that one drunk guy
1069
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,853
sitting there by himself
looking down.
1070
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,523
Every two minutes
you just hear him go...
1071
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,421
[laughs]
"That's funny."
1072
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,123
[laughter]
1073
00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,715
I wish I had more siblings,
you know?
1074
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,056
It's like��like, my mom comes
from a big family.
1075
00:38:14,092 --> 00:38:17,162
My grandmother had 21 kids.
1076
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,725
Wow, yeah.
By the same dad.
1077
00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:20,433
Double wow, you know?
1078
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,195
They didn't have Netflix
back then.
1079
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:25,403
It was all chill, you know?
1080
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:27,206
Like, I just imagine
my grandmother
1081
00:38:27,238 --> 00:38:29,638
popping kids out like
tennis balls out the machine.
1082
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:32,284
Just...
[imitating balls firing]
1083
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,110
[laughter]
1084
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,746
My grandpa was there
to catch them all.
1085
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,251
Just, "I got one.
Go play."
1086
00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:39,823
[laughter]
1087
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,121
How do you come up
with 21 names?
1088
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,752
Think about that.
1089
00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:44,517
That's like coming up
with one email address
1090
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,516
no one's taken yet.
1091
00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:47,628
It's like,
"What do you call this one?"
1092
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,589
"I'm gonna call this one Jose."
1093
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,057
"That one's taken."
"Okay."
1094
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:52,195
[laughs]
1095
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:54,500
"Okay, what about
Jose�smiley face�81?"
1096
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:57,242
[laughter]
1097
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,268
If you're gonna have
that many kids,
1098
00:38:58,303 --> 00:38:59,373
you gotta use it
to your advantage.
1099
00:38:59,404 --> 00:39:00,674
I know I would.
1100
00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,165
I'd have chores
around the house ready to go.
1101
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:03,577
You're popping them out.
[imitates popping]
1102
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,778
Here, do the dishes.
1103
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,280
One more?
Help your brother over there.
1104
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,852
Help your brother.
1105
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,580
Need somebody
to turn off the TV.
1106
00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:12,515
[imitates pop]
Go, come on.
1107
00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,720
What's wrong, you can't reach?
Hold on, hold on.
1108
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,662
[imitates pop]
Get on top, get on top.
1109
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,659
[laughter and applause]
1110
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,262
I asked my grandma, I said,
"What made you stop at 21?
1111
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:24,334
"You could have kept going.
1112
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:27,002
25, 30, who knows?"
1113
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,901
She's like,
"Mijo, nobody hits on 21.
1114
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,243
That's blackjack."
1115
00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:32,698
My name's Jesus Trejo.
Thank you guys.
1116
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:35,707
[cheers and applause]
1117
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,110
♪ ♪
1118
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:41,083
� Congrats to all
of our audience members
1119
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,082
who caught a baby.
1120
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,554
[laughter]
1121
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,652
Chrissy, did you catch one?
� I did.
1122
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,594
Kaboom.
� There it is.
1123
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,760
� I thought, um,
your sound effects��
1124
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,118
you're amazing at that.
1125
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,626
I always love that when it's
incorporated into a show.
1126
00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,129
It's great to always talk
about your family
1127
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,530
and reference your family
1128
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,602
because that's going to be
something personal to you,
1129
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:02,431
and I wanna see more of that.
1130
00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:04,097
� Uh, yeah, I mean, I concur.
1131
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,535
I thought you did a great job.
1132
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,170
You're obviously a very
seasoned, awesome stand�up.
1133
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,306
I feel like it was a lot
1134
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,340
of the same sound effect
at times.
1135
00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:12,776
Keep that in mind.
1136
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:15,510
Like, don't stay on one thing
that's working too long
1137
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:17,516
because people can, you know,
1138
00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:18,548
get in front of it
a little bit.
1139
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,723
It starts
to become predictable.
1140
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,291
So let it be a hard hit
a couple times
1141
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,760
and then get up off of it
1142
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,658
and let us celebrate
something else of you.
1143
00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:26,660
� Appreciate it.
Thank you.
1144
00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:28,131
� Somebody told me one time,
1145
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:32,429
if you think you're going
too slow, slow down.
1146
00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:36,073
Because if makes you confident,
you know what I'm saying?
1147
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,400
It makes you in control.
1148
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,665
You had so many good jokes,
and you just, you know��
1149
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,444
you're popping on
to the next one.
1150
00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:43,142
So��but fabulous job.
1151
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:46,014
Very, very funny.
1152
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,484
� Y'all give it up
for Jesus Trejo.
1153
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:50,383
[cheers and applause]
1154
00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:52,975
� Trejo!
1155
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:54,047
♪ ♪
1156
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,985
� Judges...
1157
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,860
we have seen
all of tonight's acts,
1158
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,889
but now it's time for you guys
1159
00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:01,594
to determine
which of these acts
1160
00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,356
are gonna go on
to the next round.
1161
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,334
� We have to actually make
some difficult decisions.
1162
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:09,534
� What do you
like better, folks?
1163
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,937
[Meghan Trainor's
"Just Got Paid"]
1164
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,600
� ♪ Don't know
where we're going ♪
1165
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,808
♪ We go in when we go out ♪
1166
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,940
� All right, the judges
have made their decisions.
1167
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,407
� Whoo!
� Let's run them down.
1168
00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:23,206
Judges!
1169
00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:25,947
� Going on to the next round,
Morgan Jay.
1170
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,654
[cheers and applause]
1171
00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:30,756
♪ ♪
1172
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,988
� Michael Longfellow.
1173
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,794
� ♪ I just got paid ♪
1174
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,026
[cheers and applause]
1175
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,261
� Willy Appelman.
1176
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:40,696
� Yeah, Willy!
1177
00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:43,032
� ♪ I just got paid ♪
1178
00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:44,667
[no audible dialogue]
1179
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:46,302
♪ Gimme that,
gimme that, gimme that ♪
1180
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,707
� Jesus Trejo!
1181
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,880
� ♪ I just got paid ♪
1182
00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:53,378
� ISMO, get out here!
1183
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:56,651
� ♪ Gimme that,
gimme that, gimme that ♪
1184
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:59,151
♪ I just got paid ♪
1185
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,493
� Kenan, bring us home.
1186
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:05,389
Who's the final act moving on
to the Comedy Clash?
1187
00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:07,963
� Randy Feltface.
1188
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:10,092
♪ ♪
1189
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:11,928
� [screams]
1190
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:13,463
� [screams]
� He's right here!
1191
00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:15,328
� [Bleep].
1192
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,996
� Give it up
for the six acts moving on
1193
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,966
to the Comedy Clash!
1194
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:23,014
[cheers and applause]
1195
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,181
� Everybody loved this one.
1196
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,178
Aww, yay!
1197
00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:29,351
� A big thank you
to our judges,
1198
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,920
and give yourselves
a big round of applause.
1199
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:32,678
You've been the best crowd
we've ever had.
1200
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,447
I've been Amanda Seales.
1201
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,685
Goodnight!
� Whoo!
1202
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,461
� ♪ Gimme that,
gimme that, gimme that ♪
1203
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,829
� Good job!
� ♪ I just got paid ♪
1204
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,288
[cheers and applause]
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