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Excuse me?

Excuse me?

l'm sory, but do you mind if l take those?

- What? - Those empty bottles

- These? - Yes

- Sure Go ahead... - Hold on

Thank you

Hey

- Yeah? - What are you going to do with those?

- What else? l'll sell them - They won't be worth much

Do you know how much you can get with one ofthese?

5 cents And three ofthese? 15 cents

What's 15 cents evey day for 365 days?

- 5 times 5 is... - $51.15

That's your water bill for one whole year

Penny P๏ฟฝnchers

What l'm saying is, the applicants with great test scores are that much more invested

so they're more likely to quit and run

ifthey get a betterjob offer

But l couldn't care less about my paycheck

l'm satisfied doing myjob and getting paid just enough

l'm the perFect employee because l won't be a financial burden!

lfthat's the case, why don't you work for the government?

Those tests you have to take are really hard

You majored in Chinese classics? So? Do you speak good Chinese?

lf knowing a lot of Chinese characters makes you fluent in Chinese,

then Koreans would be the best English speakers in the world

But l do know a lot of Chinese proverbs

And how would you describe this situation using a Chinese proverb?

''The fool goes aRer what he cannot have?''

- Did you see that wild boar? - Boar?

Why does that have to take so much money?

Because l have to pay a fee for each job application

You've heard of our generation, how we're the 880 dollar generation?

What's that now?

Basically, it's so hard to get a job these days,

that it takes 880 dollars a month to pay application fees

That's what our generation is called

That's how companies make their money nowadays, like colleges

Won't the fees be higher for the big companies?

You bet,

since they're big corporations and all

Won't you need at least 1000 dollars?

1000!?

Wow! l swear, ifyou were born in Finland, you'd be the President!

Thanks, mom, l think 1000 should cover it

Do you have a bo_riend? No?

l'm sory l'm really sory

Why are you always so late, Marlon?

Can't we meet on weekends?

Why? Because there aren't any guys in our club?

Well... That's one thing,

but we look like a bunch of unemployed losers

driving around on scooters ifwe meet on weekdays

Why would you say that? Unemployed people need hobbies, too

Actually, l got a job

Does that mean you can't come on our rides anymore?

Yeah Today will be my last day

- That's too bad - Congratulations!

Tenants have to bring their ID and lease contracts by this week

to file your applications

ARer that, your moving assistance costs will be wired to your account

And you'll all 2 months to move out,

but no later than May 31

How much do l get if l have mo people in my family?

Two people... That's $9486.OO

What ifyou live by yourself?

That's 6... No, $l,06800.OO

lOOO?

l just got a call and they said l got the job

Congratulations l didn't know you had it in you

Sory Sory about that

Today's my last day here, too, so l'll pay for these drinks

- These soR drinks won't cut it - What?

Why don't you take us all out for real drinks?

Mint can help pay, too!

You should do that We should all go out for a drink

- What do you think? - You're so funny

We're free anytime Really, we're always free

- You should do this for us - Ugh...

- Excuse me... - Yes?

Can l ask where you're going to be working?

SK Telecom

Stupid...

l should have said Samsung Whatever

Hello

You said you'd have it for me by today

- Oh, you mean the rent - Yes

Take it out of my deposit

Your deposit's long gone You used it up a long time ago

You mean l used up the last of it three months ago?

l told you a million times l need the rent to pay my bills!

You should have thought of some other way to pay your bills!

l'm expecting some money my way soon, so relax

Hey, your skin is practically glowing!

You know l'll keep my word

You know l'll never let you down

J Well

have a good night!

What am l going to do with that boy!

Ma'am?

Here That's $1000 including mo months' rent and 600 dollars in overdue rent

Thank you

No, l should thank you! l'm so glad l don't have to see that good-for-nothing anymore

So... If l got this correctly, Ku Jang-il won't actually

be moving into the house, will he?

No

Ku Jang-il and Ku Hong-sil You and your father live right next to each other?

Yes Our family likes staying close together

Why don't you live together in one house?

We're close, but we're not that close

l see... Would you like the money to be sent to mo accounts or...

No l'll take them both in my bank account

Wait, so that's $l,068 times mo... That's... Where's my calculator?

lt should be $14,136.OO

Yes?

Will you bring a new deposit of 5000 dollars by tomorrow

so we can write up another contract?

lfyou can't do that, l'm bringing in another tenant

Do you understand what l'm saying?

- What? - Don't forget, l need it by tomorrow

Wait! How am l supposed to get 5000 dollars by tomorrow! Ma'am!

We were about to call you We're glad you came down here

The deferment period has ended on your student loan of $20,OOO.OO

and until now Haenam Fund has been paying the interest...

Sir, are you here today on some other business?

Didn't you want to speak to us about something?

Congratulations Your savings of 30,OOO dollars has matured

Thank

We're vey sory This has been Eveybody Cash, where eveybody gets access to cash!

Hey! Hello? Hello...

Cash for Kidneys

Ugh... l don't know...

Who is this? Hello?

Yes? Who's this?

Mint?

l got a job because l was running out of money,

but there's nothing great about being a secretay

ARer a few days at the job, l wanted to give it up again

People need to do mo kinds ofthings in life,

the things they want to do, and the things they should do

lfyou don't do what you should do when you're young,

you won't get to do the things you want to do when you're older

l don't want to work, either, but what else can l do?

But Ji-woong, l think that...

ls it all right if l call you Ji-woong?

Sure

- Did l keep you waiting? - Hey

- You want to wait for me upstairs? - Okay

- Miss? - Yes?

What are you doing?

Oh... l like a lot of sugar in my coffee

This is more like it

S๏ฟฝster

Sory

What is it?

Ji-woong! Something terrible has happened!

- Why? Did your husband beat you again? - That's not important right now

This wild boar came into mom's store

and destroyed evemhing!

- Why did the boar do that? - How should l know? l'm not the boar!

Mom's fine, thank goodness, but what'll we do with the store?

But mom was supposed to send me $1 ,OOO today...

How can you say that! Mom lost evemhing she has,

and you're asking for money? How could you!

Why?

Our auditors will question me ifyou have over $150,OOO.OO in your account

But l don't have anyone l can trust

Not even your family or friends?

Well, there is one other way

There are brokers who sell bank accounts under false names,

mostly using the identities of homeless people

l don't know ifthat's safe...

Unless you have someone you can completely trust,

that might be the better option

We'll give it more thought

l have to go back to the office

- Okay - You can finish that first

- Don't you like coffee? - l do, but this is lukewarm

Good l like lukewarm coffee

- l have to pull an all-nighter an_ay so... - No, l'll drink it

l can finish that off for you...

Let's go

- Are you okay? - l felt queasy all of a sudden...

- Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah

Are you vey busy these days?

lt's a little messy

l'm moving out tomorrow

Do you like vodka?

- What? - Let's stop drinking now

Right You have to get up early to move...

Wait!

- That'll be 2 dollars - Okay... Hold on...

l'm sory but l'm short 50 cents

Can l pay you back later?

- You don't have enough in your balance - What?

There must be a mistake

42 cents

Listen That holds three condoms,

so you think l can get mo for $1 .50?

Or

you can help me out and pay the 50 cents and l'll give you one

You'll need it one ofthese days,

even if it's not right now l'm telling you you'll find

yourself needing one ofthose

Look! UFO!

Oh... damn

Breath M๏ฟฝnts

At least

l got to touch her breasts...

You won't find a better place to stay in for mo months What do you think?

- l like it - Right? That's good

But what's all this?

Why are you still here!

What am l supposed to do with all this stuff?

Hury up and get on out! Let's go sign the lease

Ma'am! Ma'am!

- Stop calling me that! - What else do l call you?

l'm sory you had to see that

There are brokers who sell bank accounts under false names,

mostly using the identities of homeless people

Hey

Hey!

- How old are you? - l'm 26

l'm 21 That makes us practically the same age

Do you want a drink?

- Pour yourself one - Do you have any beers?

- Ifyou don't want any, forget it - No, no

Thank you l mean, thanks

- Do you have a place to go? - l go wherever the wind takes me

How can you joke at a time like this?

l have to keep my sense of humor up and running

ls there anything you can do?

Me? l can do

a dog impression

lt's a miracle you survived this long

l made it this far, so l can make it again

Do you know what the Bible tells us not to do 365 times?

lt tells us, do not fear Worying isn't going to change anything

You know all residents here have to move out in mo months, right?

- Really? Why? - Because of redevelopment

What about me and people like me? Where will we go?

Oh, right l got kicked out

l have an idea Do you want to make some money over the next 2 months?

- Money? How? - You'll find out soon enough

- How much can l make? - How much do you want to make?

- Maybe... 5,OOO dollars? - Okay. 5,OOO dollars

Really? l can really make $5,OOO in mo months? Really?

But you have to promise

to do whatever l say

Are you sure this isn't going to involve kinky stuff?

lfyou don't want to do it, fine

No! l'll do whatever you say! Anything!

- Fine Now pour me a drink - Okay

Here

First, give me all the money you have, down to the last cent

Okay

- 4 dollars and 16 cents This is it? - Yeah

Now listen carefully to what l'm about to say

One, nothing ever comes for free

l'm taking this as rent

Bring your sheets so you can sleep here

Go to bed early since we have to get up early tomorrow

- Listen Do you like me or something? - What?

Otherwise, why would you suddenly be so nice to me?

ldiot

That hurts... Ow... That hurts...

Bring only what you think you really need

And it can't fill up more than three boxes

What do l do with the rest?

- And that gas stove is... - This won't be of any use

Then pay me for the scrap metal It's 33 cents per kilo, right?

What about that table?

That's not good for anything Who'd want that?

No! Not this!

Do you know the biggest mistake people make when they buy things?

They can't distinguish bemeen what they need and what they want

And most ofthe things they want are things they don't need

This is a good example

- l need this - Forwhat?

Well...

l still need it

You wouldn't understand This is more than a scooter to me

He's been with me for the ten years l've been in Seoul He's like my little brother

l even gave him a name

- What's his name? - Audi...

You can't even afford gas for an Audi

Please You can't take this away l need this Please?

Are you sure you don't have any money lying around?

Yeah l think l'm all set l don't have any money waiting for me an_here

Are you sure about that?

l completely forgot about this deposit!

Wait here

Here Here's 111 dollars for your stuff we sold and the $4.16 you gave me

l opened a 5,OOO dollar account for you

Put all the money you have in that account right now

Okay...

Ku Hong-sil? Why is it in your name?

l'm a VIP so if it's in my name, you get 120/o more interest

Still...

You can't withdraw money until it matures, and you'll be keep the book

l won't steal that from you

You said you'll do as l say Forget it

What time is it?

10:46

You made 191dollars and 16 cents morning alone

Deposit evey single cent you make into that account

And you'll see for yourself how much money you're making

Okay...

- Do you know how to drive? - Yeah

lt's the place that was featured on the 113rd episode?

Wait here

l was wondering who went around selling these...

- Let's go - Didn't she want it?

One, nothing in this world is worthless

- How much did l say this is? - 150 dollars

What about this?

Thank you

Some young lady came and asked me 200 dollars for this

Oh... And take a look The poster will look way nicer

ifyou put these up next to it

- How much are those? - They're 10 dollars each

- l don't know about this... - What's your problem?

lsn't there a... more legitimate way to make money?

lt doesn't matter what you put in your mouth, it'll all end up in the toilet

Legitimate, my ass

But is it really okay for us to take those things?

lfwe don't take them, someone else will

You heard about those African antelopes, right? Cheetahs prey on them

Do you know what's most important for those antelopes?

That they don't ty to outrun the cheetah They ty to outrun the other antelopes

What a great way with words you have...

How much work do you think you did today?

About 100 dollars' worth?

One, always ask for more It won't hurt

You're done for the day, so go do whatever you want

Put that money in your account as soon as you see a bank

One, mo, three!

$200!

Oh!

- What do you want? - Can l ask you something?

What kind of girls do guys like?

Well... It depends

What ifyou had to choose bemeen a talkative girl and a quiet girl?

lf l had to choose... A quiet girl?

Hey You're here

A 6 to 10/o return isn't bad for bonds,

but l think we can do more

l think you can consider increasing the share of stocks in your po Molio

What do you say? Or do you want to stick to safe investments?

Fine

ls evemhing all right?

You've been so quiet today Did you give any thought to what we talked about?

Okay And we can use his name for mo months?

l'll open an account in his name, so you can wire your money there

Who is he? Is he someone you can trust?

ls he your bo_riend?

lfyou get a good return from this account, give him a reward

Reward? How much?

ln most cases, it's about 100/o ofthe investment

Gwan-woo, l've been thinking...

The real reward would not be about giving him fish,

but rather to teach him how to fish, do you know what l'm saying?

l mean, l'm not saying this because l want that money for myself

but really, how will it help him to have a little extra cash?

Wouldn't it be a much better reward to teach him how to live a decent life instead?

Oh...

Sure...

What are you doing?

- Hury... Hury... - Move

Okay!

l need to go...

What...

- Don't you have a TV in here? Huh? - What's a TV? Is that food?

Ugh Here

- What is that? - l'm making money thanks to you, so...

lt looked like you were going to see your bo_riend Ifyou wear a little ofthat...

What is it supposed to be?

lt's supposed to be really popular right now

This one side's an eyeliner, and the other side's mascara

lt's supposed to be really good l was thinking of

- a way to thank you... - Go return it

Take it l wanted to thank you somehow

ldiot

Hey!

Watch and learn

Fine l got it l'll do it

Put these gloves on

l don't need them

Mouse! Mouse! Mouse! Mouse...

l can tell what's going on

Did you have a fight during your date?

- Date? - Yes.

There are three things l can never have

- What? - Religion, illness, and bo_riends

- What is that? - They all cost money

But you can't live without having a relationship

l do fine without one

l'm saying you need a real relationship to connect with people

You need to add meaning to your life somehow

l don't need meaning, as long as l have a goal

So what is that goal ofyours?

lsn't it eveyone's goal to be happy?

And that's why we have relationships

Happiness? People are unhappy because they ty too hard to be happy

What is she saying?

You're in a business?

- What kind of business? - l do all kinds ofthings

l'm in the wedding business

Where are the friends ofthe bride and groom?

One, mo!

- Thank you - 800 dollars?

And sports marketing

What's going on?

Thank you Thank you Hello! Thank you

And how do l call it... The sound recording business...

Come get your fresh Ullungdo squid! Caught by an Ullungdo island girl!

Yeonggwang's croakers are here and...

You said you're from Jeolla province Why can't you talk in that accent?

Baby octopus! Get your fresh baby octopus!

So are you making a lot of money?

l wouldn't call it a lot, but it's enough to pay for these drinks...

Oh l leR my wallet

- What? - Are you kidding me?

l must have leR it at home Sory l'll pay next time

- Why don't you go home and get it? - l'll pay next time

Are you sure you can trust that business partner ofyours?

Yeah Why am l getting so nervous to hear you're making money?

lsn't there anything fishy about that guy?

Keep your head on straight so you don't get stabbed in the back

Don't wory Drink up

lfthey thought they could take my hard-earned cash...

Sory

Welcome! Please place your account book in the slot

M๏ฟฝnt

Hey! l've been meaning to call you...

Yeah l've been busy with myjob training, so...

Ride? Tomorrow? Count me in!

My address was listed as next door to yours

Did you do that on purpose, so l can look you up?

Look all you want, but l don't have a dime on me

Right... l actually came to give you money today instead

Use this to get yourself some delicious food and prem clothes

Give it to that lady who lives with you

- Is this your bo_riend? - No Hury up and go

Wait a minute

- Hello - Hello

Oh Hello l'm Chun Ji-woong

l don't know what your relationship is to my daughter, but...

- What are you doing? No! - l hope you'll take good care of her

When an adult gives you money, you should take it

Oh Thank you

- Hury You should go - Okay

1, 10, 100, 1,OOO, 10,OOO...

Was that your dad?

- He's a gambler - Really?

He's famous for sucking at it

He lost his business five years ago,

and he claims to have found his calling in life in gambling

Are you sure l can keep this money?

Why don't you keep it and see?

- Can l ask you something? - Ask me anything you want

- Where do people usually go? - What kind of people?

Just... people... guys and girls...

There are three places young people go to the most in Seoul

Cafes, the movies,

and motels

What about any place that doesn't cost money?

A place that doesn't cost any money...

The Han River?

Hey!

Hey! Wake up!

Oh! Hello

- Where's that money l gave you earlier? - Huh?

Where's that check l gave you? Huh?

- Here - Yes This is it

- Do you have any cash on you? - No

l don't

- Are you sure about that? - Yes

- Give me that - l don't have any money

Why are you doing this to me?

You can take these all you want but it won't help you quit smoking

lfyou keep this up, you'll reach your goal in one month

What are you going to do with the $200,OOO.OO?

Oh...

l don't know... l haven't thought about that yet

Jerk

- Are you okay? - Yeah

Don't you like concerts?

- How much were the tickets? - l think they were 180 dollars each

l get queasy when l'm an_here where there are lots of people...

Really? Are you sure you don't need to see a doctor?

l'm fine but it's just l can't go an_here with lots of people... l'm sory

l haven't ridden my scooter like that in a long time l'm beat

l don't understand people who go to those motels

What?

You're using the same sheets used by a bunch of other people! Gross!

Oh... Right...

Remember Sysop? He opened a shop selling scooters

Really?

He kept bugging me and asking me to come over sometime,

so l told him l'm seeing you

Oh... Good, good...

Are you going to let me see your house today?

What?

- Hong-sil... - Yeah?

- We're below Seongsan Bridge now... - Really? Should we go back?

- Walk? Walk back? To Hannam Bridge? - Why?

- Aren't they to die for? - Yeah l guess

Oh well...

- Ji-woong l'm going home - l thought you were going to come over

Maybe next time

Kyung-joo! Wait!

Here's your receipt for 880 dollars total, with tax

Thanks

- Wow This place is nice - l guess...

l drink like five cups of coffee a day in my office,

so l don't keep any in the house...

- Where did it go? - Ji-woong?

Yeah?

Why don't we have a few cold beers instead of coffee?

Really? Are you sure though? You have to drive

l'm too tired to drive home anytime soon l'll rest a little before l go

Really?

Yeah Since you got me a giR, l'll run out and buy the beer

Okay

- What? - l need money for the beer

- Which drawer? - Third drawer

Third...

Tell him to pay me for the apartment 40 dollars

Chang-geun wants 50 dollars for the apartment

Fine l'll leave the cash

Tell him not to come home until l call him

She's here! Coming! Don't come home!

That took you...

- Who are you? - l'm Ji-woong, Chang-geun's friend

Oh You're Ji-woong l haven't seen you in a while

- Oh... Chang-geun's not... - Ji-woong! l got lost downstairs...

Mother!

- This is my girlfriend - Oh

Oh! Hello! l'm Ha Kyung-joo

- You're a vey prem girl - l think you're much prettier

That's vey sweet ofyou

Where's Chang-geun?

He said he's going to the libray...

Oh...

And what's the job situation like?

Didn't he tell you? Ji-woong got a job at SK Telecom!

Oh That's nice

l wanted to surprise her, so l haven't told her yet

She doesn't look surprised

She fainted from high blood pressure a while ago,

so she tries not to get too excited over anything

She's actually vey surprised right now

l'm so worried about Chang-geun He should get a job soon, too

Who's Chang-geun?

He's my cousin

My mom brought him up from when he was little, so they're close

He should get a job so he can get a nice girlfriend like you did

And he can get married, too

- Don't wory He'll get a job soon - You should help him

He's a smart boy, but he doesn't have the skills

Oh... Okay l will

- Well, stay and have fun - Yeah

Are you leaving already?

- Goodnight - Have a good night

Goodnight mother

- Ji-woong? - Song-i?

Who is she?

This is Chang-geun's girlfriend Song-i, this is Mint, l mean Kyung-joo

- Hello - Hello

- Chang-geun's girlfriend? - Song-i This is mother

Hello Where's Chang-geun?

Shit, l forgot!

- Chang-geun's at... - He's at the libray

- But he told me to meet him here - Why would he do that?

What's going on?

What do you mean what's going on? You're the reason

Chang-geun hasn't gotten a job yet because you keep wasting his time!

What? What does that have to do with you, lady?

What? Lady? What did you call me? Do you know who l am?

Mother! Calm down!

lt's not Song-i's fault Chang-geun hasn't found a job yet!

Don't shout! Think of your blood pressure!

How old are you? Why are you talking like that?

Excuse me? Do you even know me?

- Hey! You come over here! - Kyung-joo! No!

Song-i Don't do this

What? What did l even do?

What are you doing here an_ay? Why is the whole family here?

Yes! We came to stop Chang-geun from seeing a girl like you!

Mother! Calm down! Think ofyour health! Calm down!

Chang-geun! l'm here with Ji-woong and his...

Song-i! Wait! Let's talk outside!

Hello?

Mother! Are you okay?

l knew this was strange...

Chang-geun's not the type of boy who can't find a job...

Cheer up, mother You still have Ji-woong!

l guess you care more about your mother than me

lt's not that l'm worried about her high blood pressure

Fine l'll see you later

Okay Drive safe

May l have some money for gas?

Did you finish recording those tapes for tomorrow?

Do you have about $3200.OO saved up?

- What? - Let me see your account book

- Why? - Let me see it!

What are you doing! Where are you touching me?

Hey? Why is there only $2200 in here?

- Well... It's... - Did you spend the rest?

No! No! l lent it to a friend l have this friend Chang-geun

He said he needed money for surgey, so...

Surgey? Why would you Iend him money though?

Because... Because...

lt's for his hemorrhoids He was embarrassed about telling anyone else

He only told me about it, so...

You're in no situation to help someone else

But how could l ignore a friend whose asshole's hurting? l had to help him out

ldiot How would you help anyone?

Hey You think because l stay quiet you can keep talking like that?

You can barely make ends meet

What's it to you what l do with my money?

This is why you can't even afford a place to stay

What about you? Why are you so crazy about money?

This is why you don't have a single friend

Whatever Why is this account in your name?

Are you planning on taking offwith my money?

What? Forget this

l'll close your account tomorrow Take the money and get out of my life

Hey!

You're seeing each other, aren't you?

Because we offer one more burger coupon ifyou come as a couple

- Oh... - l guess it's obvious

- We've been dating 200 days - You must be so happy!

You even have the same blood type! You're meant to be!

Us?

Does this still hurt?

lt's been five years, so it doesn't hurt anymore

- Apply pressure to your arm - Thanks

Miss? It's time to...

Unless you're in a hury, always walk ifthe distance is under 10 kilometers

You can get exercise, plus you save money

Yeah You're right

What'll you do ifyou had $200,OOO?

200,OOO? l'd get myself an apartment,

a new car, and go traveling There's plenty to do with 200,OOO

But that money won't last you forever

You should be thinking ofways to make even more money

Are you going to spend the rest ofyour life saving money?

l've been watching you and l think you have a problem

- What? - What is it you want to do?

- What l want to do? - Yes

- Now? - Now or whenever

l don't know...

There's the problem right there Listen

People need to do mo kinds ofthings in life,

the things they want to do, and the things they should do

But you're only worying about what you should do

You're not leaving any room for the things you want to do

What ifthat becomes a habit?

ln the end, you won't even know what it is that you want to do

Think about it Isn't that sad? Huh?

That concert will probably be held in a big venue

Fortunately, l don't get sick in big open places

You'll get the tickets? You don't have to do that...

What do you see it?

Do you know this movie? Winter Wanderer?

l've never heard of it

lt must be a crappy movie Its title sucks

When l was young, my mom would cy watching that movie,

and l'd cy with her, too

- Will you please get a TV? - Are you crazy?

Why won't this close?

Excuse me Where are the S class seats?

l'm sory?

Oh Sory l thought you worked here

- Hong-sil? - Hey

- Were you at a wedding today? - Yeah...

This is Michelle

Michelle's a friend l met while studying in the States

Girlfriend?

What were you saying?

Nothing

We're both in finance, so we have a lot in common And she comes to Korea oRen

We should all hang out aRer the show

l'm sory, Gwan-woo, but l have to go

Why?

l thought l'd be okay, but l'm starting to get queasy again

- Really? - l'm sory but l have to go

Oh! You scared me there

When did you get back? l didn't hear you come in l didn't see you there

Hey! See? What did l tell you? You look way prettier with a little mascara on

Hey l got this great idea Listen

You know how the Namsan Tunnel charges a 2 dollar toll fee?

But ifthere are three passengers, it's free

So we can wait outside the tunnel, see,

and we can get in cars with 1 or 2 people and ask for 1 dollar!

What's going on? Are you okay?

What? Did your dad ask you for money again?

Where did it go?

- Where are we going? - Follow me!

Here

l'll show you why l said l needed this

Mom! That's one ofthe scooters l sell!

You'd better not lose all your money again

Don't wory, mom It's for real this time

l'll hit it big!

Hey!

We're here Get off

Hury up

Okay!

W๏ฟฝnter Wanderer

Movies were made to be watched on big screens

Okay Have a seat

M๏ฟฝnt

Get your fresh baby octopus!

They're not three-legged octopus! But eight! Eight legs!

What is that you're holding?

Kiss! Kiss!

Chun Ji-woong

Kyung-joo?

Jerk How long were you going to lie to me?

- So you knew... - Did you think l wouldn't?

l meant to tell you l'm sory

- l knew something was up - l didn't mean to lie to you, it's just...

When you told us you got a job, l found myself saying...

What are you talking about?

lf l hadn't told you l had a job, you wouldn't have gone out with me

- What? So you lied about having a job? - What were you going to say?

You were cheating on me and you lied?

What's all this?

Our company is doing charity work to help undernourished kids...

- You said you don't have a job - Yeah l don't,

but l still have to help the kids...

Kyung-joo,

l'm really sory l lied to you But this could be for the best

l'm not the right guy for you an_ay... Sysop! You should go out with Sysop

He'd make a much better bo_riend

Who spilled all this food? What a waste The bride's looking for you

- It's not what you think - Wait... Are you mo still...

What does she want with a pig like that? Hah! Doesn't she have any taste?

Wait Should l be laughing right now?

- Didn't your friend pay you back yet? - Oh He said he'll pay me back soon

Next week will make it 2 months Hury up You should hit that 5 million won goal

Yeah

What are you going to do with that money?

l should find a place to stay

So, is your friend feeling better from the hemorrhoids?

He says he thinks of me evey time he takes a dump!

Really?

Yuck! Why'd l do that? What's taking her so long? Hong-sil!

Hey! Hong-sil!

Yuck! You said you'd be back in 20 minutes!

- Has it been 20 minutes already? - It's been 30!

My dad went bankrupt while we were still at mom's funeral

He ran away, and his creditors came to the funeral

They took evemhing, including the condolence money

l had enough to get her cremated, but l couldn't lay her ashes to rest

because l was short 50 dollars

l was taking the bus home when l saw this tree

There was a tree like this right outside the house we lived in

l don't know why l'm telling you this l must be hungy Let's go eat

Yeah

- They're building a golf course? - Yes.

Hey Move a little that way

- You want to buy land? Where we saw? - Yeah What do you think?

lt's a good idea Buy it

Shouldn't you at least give it some thought?

What's there to think about? If l were you, l'd do it

You should do what you want And you want to buy that land, don't you?

Don't you know that stoy about

the rich old guy who said this to his family before he died?

Listen In Korea, it's all about real estate! Then he died

You should do what you want

No one would sell this land

They'll get compensation money once the golf course permit is greenlighted

How much will they get?

lt'll be at least 10 dollars per 4 square yards

What if l pay more than that?

But that's forest land, so the owners will only sell the land in big parcels

You must be loaded

- Are you sure about this? - Come in

Here's the landowner, Mr Nam He's in landscaping

You can say all the trees in this town belong to him

He even owns the Rabbit Karaoke next door

Hello

- Actually, it's not me, it's her... - Oh Have a seat

- $120,OOO? - Yes

Do you need it right away?

Okay The client gets what the client wants

Let's see... First l'll close the account under Chun Ji-woong's name

Actually, can you leave a little behind, as his reward?

How much?

Let's say 1 ,OOO dollars

That's not like you

Do you think you can wait a week to close your accounts?

Some ofthese will give you a big return when they mature,

but you won't get that ifyou close them today

What do you want to do? It's your money, so you decide

Here's a copy ofthe deeds, so you can take a look at that...

- Here's the deposit money - Yes

lfyou don't have the rest for me in 10 days, the contract's void

Yes l'll pay you in a week

This place is nice

Of course It has to be nicer than that other house This one's bigger

Didn't you say you live alone? This place is a little big for one person

l'm just taking a look at it

Wait a minute Is this real pork belly?

l told you it is

- It smells like pork... - And it's Korean local pork, too

Cheers!

You worked hard for the last 2 months

l owe it to you

l told you all you needed to do was do as l say

lf it weren't for that 1 ,OOO, l'd have exactly 5,OOO dollars

l knew you weren't getting that money back

Actually, that money was...

Never mind

ln any case, l'll be skipping this town in a few days

- Did you look at some apartments? - l have to start looking soon You?

l have to start soon, too

Do you think that money's enough to find you a place?

Well...

This is Chilean pork!

By the way, l wanted to ask you this...

Why did you decide to help me mo months ago?

- Because l felt bad for you - Really? Is that it?

Yeah Why?

l thought there might have been another reason

Why don't you go ahead and sing me a song?

Song?

Should l? Hold on

Nothing ever comes for free That'll be one dollar

- Ifyou give me 2, l'll give you a kiss - Ifyou give me 3, l'll give you a hug

4 and a real hot kiss!

l'll throw in some light petting for 5!

6 and l'll give you a hug!

- l already said that - Lying down

Ooh... That's good... Ifyou give me l, l'll... l'll... l'll... l'll...

- Okay! - What?

Are you drunk or something?

- Hury up and sing - Sing Okay Here goes

Nothing beats fried poop when you're having your rice,

and your diarrhea cury goes great with rice, too!

Yummy spaghetti noodles that look like worms,

and for dessert, how about some cockroach poo?

One more time!

For dessert, how about some cockroach poo?

- What kind of song is that? - What?

Gross!

That's hilarious!

Where are you moving to?

Will you throw this away?

- Hey! Hey! - What do you want?

l'm just curious... Are you and that girl living together or something?

Yeah? So?

l don't know what that girl was thinking... One day, she said she'll give me

money for it and the next, she's...

What are you saying?

l'm not supposed to say anything Be careful with that!

Hey! Be careful with that!

Shoes?

Oh...

What's this?

Ku Jang-il is your father's name, right?

l don't believe this shit! Who are you? Some kind of con artist?

What did you think you were doing?

Get your stamp and come with me

Here's your 4,089 dollars and 64 cents

l could slap you right now! l want my $l,OOO

You've got to be kidding

What?

Let's go through it one by one l paid your rent, 1 ,OOO l saved that 5,OOO

You didn't have to pay for rent, food, or bills for 2 whole months

There's l,OOO right there

What! l earned that 5,OOO dollars!

You? You earned it? How?

You'd have never laid eyes on that money if it wasn't for me!

l should be asking you to pay up! And now you're asking me?

The landlords here were getting rid oftheir tenants

to get the moving fees Did you think you would have lasted long?

Do you think l'm upset because ofthe money?

Why else?

l'd feel better ifyou said you helped me because you really felt bad

What about you?

Would you have stayed here if it wasn't for my offer of money?

Hey! You don't have an_here to go!

Fine! Leave!

Stupid...

- Hello? - Is this Chun Ji-woong?

Yes?

Who? No l don't know that name

Mr Chun You're free to go

ls this her?

Yes

Then it's almost certain he was an accomplice

Yang Gwan-woo and she disappeared around the same time

This woman is on the Hong Kong financial blacklist for fraud

What's going to happen to my money?

We're a little shocked because this has never happened before

But our clients can be compensated ifthey were victims

of an employee's illegal practice

- Really? - But...

- you are Ku Hong-sil, correct? - Yes

You and some other clients cannot be compensated by our firm

These accounts have been personally managed by Gwan-woo and not by us

No investment bank in the world can be held liable for something like this

And were you aware our private banking center

can only be used by clients with cash holdings of $500,OOO and up?

You must have used our PB services for free,

using your relationship with Yang

Or did you give him something in return?

There was more than money being passed around bemeen you mo,

am l right?

Oh!

You come here

What the fuck did you say to her?

Do you know how hard she worked for that money?

Let me go

What the fuck were you saying to her?

- Go - Hong-sil

lfyou keep following me, l'll kill you

Hong-sil! Wait!

Hey! Don't do it Listen Don't do this

- Okay Okay... - Shit!

The total's 131 dollars, with the ambulance costing 50 dollars

Mom...

What do l do now?

Hong-sil!

Hong-sil!

Why did you leave like that? Huh?

Weren't you ever going to see me again? Where did you move to?

When a friend's in trouble, you need to help each other out!

- Who? Who's going to help me? - It's...

You? You'll help me? Do you have any money?

You're...

l'll do it

What are we saying we should do?

What are a couple of losers like us going to do together?

lt's hard enough struggling on my own,

so will you please stop bugging me and leave?

He said he was too busy running away to get any sleep

l've never seen a guy sleeping like that aRer getting arrested

Did you get the money back?

lt turns out Yang Gwan-woo was a victim in this, too

He was completely had by that woman Michelle

Oh, there was one account that still had some money in it

Detective, this isn't my money

Ku Hong-sil told me to give it to you She said you'll know what it's for

Detective Choi?

This apartment's more ground level than basement,

as you know It's really ground level

You can move in tomorrow Did you bring the money?

Yes

lt's this tree, this one!

The landscaper came to pick it up earlier

Sir! Sir!

What? 8000 dollars? Why is it so expensive?

What are you talking about? This could go for 10,OOO!

l'm only giving it up cheap because l got the deposit already

l only have 5000 on me Can you help me out a little?

- Plant that tree! - Sir! Please!

Ugh...

l'll take out the cost oftransport and whatnot You can have it for 100O

But ifyou're not back by 9, l'm planting that tree

- Can l get $50 more? - No

What about $30 more? Can l get $100 more?

- It's got plenty of porn on it - l've got plenty of porn, too

We had some good times together

Goodbye, Audi

- $1 OO more! - l'll give you 50 more How's that?

- $1 OO more! - Fine

2 4 6...

Get out!

Chang-geun?

Can you ask your mom for $400? Please?

But you said it's your uncle's institute! Tae-woo!

These jerks never help me when l most need them!

Hello

Are you really buying me a new pair?

Sure l wanted to apologize Go ahead and choose

l've been eyeing this one pair...

Start the truck!

Wait!

Wait!

People like us who don't eat well should have fertilized eggs

to make up for lost protein, instead of unfertilized eggs

And besides, these kids must be so lonely all by themselves, right?

- Isn't that right, little hen? - What do you think you're doing?

You know l have no place to go

You have enough money to get your own place

Oh, that l spent all that yesterday

Are you out ofyour mind? Where did you spend it all?

- l spent it on something - Where? What did you spend it on?

What's it to you what l do with my money?

Do you know what it took to get that money back? Are you out ofyour mind?

Why are you smiling right now? Where did you spend that money?

You saved up $200,OOO in 5 years all by yourself

lf we work together, we can save that much in 3,

or even 2 years

l'll get you that money back, Hong-sil, no matter what

Are you doing this because you feel bad for me?

Yes l feel so bad foryou l could die

Am l not allowed to feel that?

lf something happens to you in there,

well, you know we have the same blood type,

so you can tell me l have mo, so l can give you one

What are you talking about?

l know you only have one ofthose

- Your kidneys - What?

Hong-sil, l know You sold a kidney 5 years ago

aRer your dad went bankrupt and stuff

l know, and it's okay l saw your scar, too

- My scar? - Yeah From the surgey

- Oh This one - Yeah That's the one

- This was for an appendectomy - What?

And my dad got insurance aRer injuring his arm We used that to pay all his debts

Really?

Don't

Hey

Do you like girls who are rich or girls who aren't?

l like girls who are prem, like you

That was lame

- Ji-woong - Yeah?

Want me to kiss you?

l spent evemhing l had to buy that chicken Why is chicken so expensive?

That was free

- Stop it already! - You said it's free!

Why didn't you get gas for the car? We're stranded on our honeymoon!

What's the number for the insurance company?

No, not the life insurance company! That's for you!

l'm talking about car insurance! For the car!

Ji-woong! You won't believe what happened!

Why? Did your husband get in trouble again?

lt's not that There are so many people at mom's restaurant!

You won't believe it!

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