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RuPaul: Previously on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

we're gonna be playing the Snatch Game of Love.

[cheers and applause]

I'm gay!

[all laugh]

[purrs]

Flavor Flav!

[all laugh]

Open up my thighs, show you the surprise.

-He don't want it. -[laughs]

Oh, India.

There was no Jeffree in your Jeffree.

It was definitely a miss for me.

Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star of the week.

Oh, my God. [laughs] Oh!

Starting today, if you're not the top All Star,

you are in the bottom.

What?

Remember when you were in the bottom with me and Mariah?

Alexis and Mayhem came to me

and asked me to put your lipstick in.

Plotting? Against me?

I did not. I did not. You're lying.

I'm not lying, girl.

Is Alexis the villain?

When I did that vote, it was in my heart.

I just wanna know

why I should pick somebody else's lipstick over yours.

Ru-veal yourself!

Aah!

[all shouting]

Shea Couleé, you're a winner, baby.

[applause]

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

I thought long and hard about this.

India.

India Ferrah, sashay away.end recap

Ooh, wow.

Home sweet home.

Back into ye olde werkroom.

India has gone home,

and there is only five of us left.

And I can see the top four upon the horizon,

and I can see myself there so bad.

I just got to keep pushing.

Well, Shea, congratulations.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Yes! Girl, you turned it.

How are you ladies feeling?

Well, that was just, like, a lot.

I'm still just, like, really kind of confused.

Yeah.

What's going through your mind right now?

I'm embarrassed about the whole situation.

[crying] It hurts me, because India was my friend.

And this was, like, a desperate moment

for her to stay in the competition.

Um...

I got really close--

really close to picking your lipstick.

I'm not gonna lie.

This imagery that India created in my head

of you going to all the girls, like, in secret,

telling them to pick my name, it just, like, really shook me.

But even though there were doubts,

there wasn't reason enough

for me to send you home.

Shea, did I think you were competition? Yes.

Did I campaign against you? No.

I know how voting works.

If I wanted you to go home, I needed to talk to all of you.

Did I talk to you or any one of you?

Never.

Should we look at the group?

I mean, yeah, I don't even wanna talk about it.

I just wanna look at the box.

Yeah, I just kind of wanna look at every vote.

So, India.

India.

India.

India.

Alexis.

I thank you guys for believing in me.

You know, I see it.

I feel like the right person went home tonight.

India was in the bottom four times in a row.

Ooh.

But, like, with the India/Alexis drama,

no one really knows who to believe.

But Alexis is still here,

and it's hard, because you wanna trust her.

But that doesn't mean I'm not watching from afar.

Always watching.

One thing growing up that my dad always, always said:

Whatever is done in the dark will come out to the light.

-Thank you. -Always.

And if there were shady dealings,

if there was stuff going on, it will eventually come out.

It's not real. I can tell you that.

You live to fight another day.

To live another day.

You mean to die another day.

[laughs] Stupid.

[all laugh]

All right, who wants to take their titties off?

Oh, me!

After this stunt, nothing is sure for me any longer.

This feels like

when nobody wants to play with you in the playground,

and they all pick up their toys and they don't let you use them.

Sisters.

I'm kind of worried that the competition is ruined for me.

And now I have to be perfection,

because the girls are gonna vote me out

as soon as they have the chance.

Hands down.

It's a scary place to be right now.

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge Bebe Rexha.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪end opener

Oh.

-We are back. -♪ Back, back, back again ♪

I am in the top five!

Oh, I do know what this feels like...twice.

Oh, this is a long one.

Drag-stoevsky.

"Thank you all for showing me kindness still exists.

"The truth shall set you free.

"XOXO India Ferrah,

humble, heart, happy, honest."

Checkmarks.

-Checkmarks. -Yeah, checkmarks on each one.

On each one.

Ugh. More shenanigans.

This mirror message is very pointed,

and I think we all know who it's pointed at.

India has left the competition, and we still talking about her.

Smart girl, India.

We still talking about you, bitch.

-Top five. -Wow.

This feels so good.

It does.

-And it's a fierce five. -It really is.

This is a fierce five, and very diverse, too.

I feel like we all deserve to be here.

What you thinking, Cracker? Because you very quiet, bitch.

Oh, I'm, like, I'm gonna shut the fuck up,

because we're about to vote on the top four,

so I'm not gonna put my foot anywhere it doesn't belong.

[alarm] Oh! There we go.

What are we doing today?

She done already done had herses.

Hey, All Stars.

I got all my sisters with me,

plus aunties, nieces, and several many play cousins.

So go on and fix you a plate, Corneshia.

Y'all hungry?

[laughs] Yes, I am.

What's a "Corneshia?"

That's my cousin.

Don't act brand-new.

Hello, hello, hello!

-Hello! -Hi!

Ladies, in all my travels

across the country and around the world,

the most important thing I've learned is this:

Happiness is in your own backyard.

So for this week's maxi-challenge,

my sisters Rozy and Renae and I

are throwing a Charles family backyard ball.

-Ooh! -Oh!

And you're all invited!

[all laugh]

-I love barbeque. -#AllStars5.

Now, y'all need to serve up two fresh looks.

First look,

tapping into my family's colorful Louisiana roots,

country cousin realness.

You'll create an original play cousin persona

and crash the party with a comedic back story.

Second look, starting from scratch,

y'all need to whip up some high fashion

worthy of the main stage.

-But there's a twist. -Of course.

Michelle, tell them what materials they'll be using!

[game show music plays]

Ru, the All Stars will be using items

you find in your own backyard.

-Like tablecloths... -"Audience": Ahh!

-lawn chairs... -Ooh!

-picnic blanket... -Ahh!

-hammocks... -Ohh!

-barbeque sauce... -Ah!

-and more. -Oh!

The total value of this Charles family ball showcase

is... priceless. ["audience" applause]

[all laugh]

Thanks, Michelle.

Now, you can use your own hair, heels, and underpants,

plus materials from the F&S Fabrics wall.

So y'all better fire up

your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

because company's coming.

[applause]

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

Successful shopping trip.

Ooh, this was fun.

[grunts]

What the fuck is "backyard eleganza?"

I don't have a backyard. I live in Boston.

Hey, I have a poem.

Who could sew, who loves hot glue,

my name is Juju.

Oh, wow.

No, but for real, who could sew?

My major in school was theater costume design,

so I'm not a stranger to a sewing machine.

I sew, like, half of my stuff that I wear.

I sew a little,

and I also use a lot of hot glue.

How about ju, Jujubee?

I'm so-so with sewing.

[laughs]

I'm so excited about this sewing experience.

I know what I like, and I know what silhouettes I like,

and this is definitely like high fashion,

so I'm excited for that.

I think I have a great eye for fashion,

so I feel like this challenge

is, like, the Blair St. Clair challenge.

This feels like it could finally be my win.

Also, this is my wheelhouse

because my family likes to get together

and make stuff out of weird materials.

Since I was a little kid,

I have been making stuff with trash.

My mom took us to the museum

to look at costumes from around the world and throughout time,

and said, "Pick your favorite one."

"We're gonna go home and make it out of garbage."

This challenge is a way for me to show the judges who I am,

that I can do it all.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no!

What happened?

I made a mathematical error just now.

Oh.

Wow, okay.

But if I don't nail it, then they'll fail it.

And we do not need that this late in the game.

Aah!

It's fine.end act

Today's maxi-challenge is the Charles backyard ball.

You know what?

I am so confident in this challenge, I'm--

ooh, I'm gonna take this.

Bitch, I am lying, because I'm scared.

I am going to poop myself, because this is terrifying.

That's the honest truth.

This is hard. This is hard.

I hate this challenge.

This other side is the right side of it.

-And then you have all these-- -Well, how do you know

that it's the right side and the wrong side?

See how you can see those, like, lines running through it

from where it's been woven?

You're kind of seeing all that

and how it's smooth on this side?

Yes.

And can you tell this is the right side.

When you look over at cute little Jujubee,

and, like, "Help me," I am just not the kind of person

that can be like, "No, bitch, this is a competition."

Like, of course I'm gonna help her.

I know that you're not necessarily trained

in sewing and building costumes.

But the same type of, like, energy and creativity

that you apply to your performances,

-apply to this. -Thank you.

You got it.

Don't do this to me!

Girl, that moment when the material you chose

is not going through the machine.

What's T?

It's just I'm having to figure out

how this material is gonna go through the machine,

because she's giving me a little trouble right now.

Tension is tight, so you might wanna loosen this up.

Okay.

And then your length is super short,

so that's also making it--

So maybe like two and a half, three.

Yeah, okay.

-Shea. -Yes?

You never told a lie.

I never told a lie.

It's working perfectly.

Bam.

I really like this challenge,

because this is like what we do in real drag, right?

Oh, yeah, girl. When you ain't got money.

-Right? -Yes.

This challenge is perfect for me

because I do everything I wear.

What's your concept? What you going for, mama?

I am going to do what I do best is gowns, you know.

Mm-hmm.

I'm a pageant queen.

Yes.

And I'm gonna keep it very me.

But you also have to use all the materials

that scream "Hello, I'm a cookout material."

Right.

I want the gown to feature everything that a barbeque has:

cups, plates, napkins, forks,

and even a kiddie pool, bitch.

Yeah, I was thinking in my head.

I said if I get invited to RuPaul's barbeque in real life,

what would I wear?

And I said, the most.

[all laugh]

Yeah, I think this might be your challenge, girl.

Now, is this barbeque

like a July Fourth celebration?

It's family, so you know you have to show up

and show them that you're employed and everything.

I love a barbeque.

Guys, India left me, like, a letter, but also a gift.

Oh.

"Thank you so much for being so sweet and showing me

"that there are still wonderful people out there.

"I can't wait to work with you soon.

"Keep slaying, so proud of you.

XOXO, India."

Wait, she didn't give me nothin'.

You didn't get one?

Not even part of one.

Maybe she ran outta ink.

-Shea, you got one? -I did.

Mine says, "Shea, I'm so honored and blessed

"to have gotten to know you and work with you.

"You are such an amazing person and kind spirit.

"Love you so much.

"Keep turning it.

P.S.: I've got you."

-Wow. -Did anybody else get a note?

I got one, I think, but I don't wanna read it.

You don't wanna read it?

No, because it's not important to me right now.

For real this bitch didn't give me a letter?

I'm not gonna lose sleep

over India not writing me a fucking note,

but she wrote a note for Alexis.

Did you wanna read my note, Jujubee?

No, I'll just read mine.

Yeah, I'll read it.

Don't read it to me. I don't wanna know.

Just read it to yourself.

You don't want me to read it out loud?

No.

"Alexis, you are such a bitch.

I can't believe you're still in the competition."

Girl.

"I can't stand you."

[laughs]

"You are the potato salad with raisins

that nobody eats at a barbeque."

[laughs]

I am.

Do you want me to actually tell you what it actually says?

-Yeah. -Okay.

It says, "Alexis, I still love you.

"Hugs and kisses, India.

Open your heart."

Wait. It doesn't say I'm a liar or something like that?

No.

"Open your heart."

What do you think this means?

I don't know.

"Alexis, I still love you."

You don't love me, bitch.

Girl, bye.

This whole drama with India,

I feel like Alexis wants it to all be done and over with

and for us to stop talking about it.

But even though

I'm obviously looking at Alexis Mateo differently,

I feel like everybody else

should be watching their backs, too.end act

Today we're getting ready

for the Charles Backyard Barbeque Ball.

Oh, damn, this is in centimeters?

Centimeters. So 2.54 centimeters is one inch.

I remember that from math class.

Hey, y'all!

-Hey, mama. -Hey.

Who's making the potato salad?

-I ate the potatoes. -[laughs]

Alexis Mateo.

Hey, RuPaul.

Does your family have barbeques?

-All the time. -Really?

It's not all, like, barbeque,

but it's more like all you can eat.

Is it in Puerto Rico or in Florida?

In Puerto Rico. All my family's in Puerto Rico.

I don't have nobody in the United States.

Well, you have Vanjie.

Vanjie, my drag daughter who doesn't cook.

She was here last week as the lip sync assassin.

It was interesting.

I looked over at you, and you had a sort of a--

I don't know, it was a weird look on your face.

Were you happy to see her?

I was very excited to see Vanjie.

It just-- it was a lot going on.

Yeah.

And when I saw Vanjie, all I thought in my head

was, like, you don't wanna go home

in front of your daughter.

Yeah. Yeah.

So let's talk about this challenge.

I feel more at home than any other challenge.

-Really? -Let's put it this way.

Because this is literally what I do normally.

You know how to sew, you know how to put things together.

I can defend myself. [laughs]

-You have it mapped out. -I think so.

I'm gonna stay true to Alexis.

Good. You should. You're an All Star.

-Yes. -[laughs]

All right, Alexis, I'll see you at the picnic.

I'm so ready to eat.

[both laugh]

Shea Butter Couleé.

Hey, Ru.

On your season, you won the ball challenge.

I did. The gayest ball ever.

I love creating looks.

As a little kid, I used to take my dad's dress socks

and cut them up and sew gowns for my sister's Barbies.

Ooh.

Yeah, I started pretty young.

-Yes. -And here we are.

And here we are. Wow.

And talking about family, I remember

that when you were on this competition before,

you had experienced some bad news.

My dad, he had been battling cancer for about five years,

and he had been in remission and he was fine.

But while I was here during filming,

went into the hospital,

and two days before the cast for Season 9 got announced,

he passed away.

And, um...

It was really tough.

Because my dream for RuPaul's Drag Race

was wrapped in the idea of him getting to watch and see me,

because I know he would have been proud.

And for me, the imagery

of having this Christian, military, Black father

sitting in that audience rooting for his son

was all I'd ever wanted.

When I felt like I was coming to terms with that,

a month later to the day

my oldest sister passed away from breast cancer.

And she was the one

that showed me Supermodel Of The World.

Her and I used to strut around that living room.

-Your soul sister. -Yeah.

She encouraged me to be the person that I am today,

and I felt really lost,

because I felt like

my two biggest cheerleaders were now gone.

Though I miss them both every single day,

I feel them with me.

My dad is half of who I am.

I carry him with me everywhere I go,

and I know that he's proud of me.

I know that.

Well, you can honor him by living your best life.

Yeah.

Thank you. I will.

-Thanks, Shea. -Thanks, Ru.

-Hi, Jujubee. -Hi, Mama.

[laughs] You're making something here.

-Do you sew? -No.

[laughs]

I've done it before.

So here we are in the Charles Family Backyard Ball.

Yes.

I know that there was some back story with your family.

That your mother had left the family.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

I was 15 and Dad died,

so it was me and my two sisters.

And six months afterwards,

she kind of had a meltdown and left with some man.

And it was me and my two sisters,

we became basically wards of the state.

I was very lucky.

I got to live with my aunt,

but my two sisters were put into foster homes.

-Really? -Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. And how long were they in there?

We disconnected for about five years,

and then got back together.

So how have you created family in your adult life?

I've had to let go of a lot of the people in my past,

because it wasn't healthy for me.

So most of my friends now

are my friends that I meet at my meetings,

because we share the same spirituality.

-We're all broken inside. -Yeah.

But we're working on becoming better human beings.

A couple years ago,

I made some decisions that would affect my life.

I broke up with my fiancée of 12 years,

and I also made a conscious decision

to stop using drugs and drinking.

And that has been very impactful for me

not only as a human being, but as a drag queen.

I'm not completely found,

but I'm not as lost as I used to be.

If that makes any sense to you.

Ooh, that sounds like a gospel song.

I wanna hear Albertina Walker sing that song.

And you stick with those friends

in those places that you and I both know about.

Because I think what you're gonna find

is they will help you.

[sniffles]

Because I wouldn't be here today without those friends.

[both sniffle]

I wouldn't be here.

It's a beautiful moment for me, because I needed this meeting.

I needed this, and I'm so happy

that there's somebody here that I can relate to with this.

And it just so happens to be the person

that I look up to the most.

It's a real, real gift.

Thank you.

And you can honor that gift

by shining and sewing and cooking.

I'll bring my potato salad.

Is that your signature dish?

With raisins and MSG.

[laughs]

You can leave out the MSG now.

No, my campaign is Jujubee for MSG.

[laughs]

Vote for me.

Okay, yeah, okay, yeah. Well, you got my vote.

I'm gonna let you get to work.

It looks like you got a piece of fabric here

that you have not cut, you have not patterned,

you have not done a damn thing to.

I folded it in half.

You folded it in half. [both laugh]

So I'm gonna let you get to it.

-Thank you, mama. -Thank you so much.

-I'll see you out there. -Yes, ma'am.

[exhales]end act

Runway day!

Oh, it's my favorite day.

Oh, God.

Today we're getting ready

for the Charles Backyard Barbeque Ball.

Girl, I still have so much work to do, though.

Oh, I have so much to do. Ugh.

We have to present the country cousin character,

and a high fashion eleganza look

made from backyard barbeque materials.

-So what's your eleganza here? -Eleganza?

Well, whenever I show up to a family function,

everyone always points out my clothes,

and everyone around is, like, what is that?

But also, like, "Oh, my gosh."

You know, like, that's just my family.

So I wanted to do something, like--

Extra. Extra St. Clair.

So all these items are used in different ways

that are repurposed,

but you're not necessarily gonna see all them,

because I'm trying to give this high fashion look.

Right.

Okay, Blair.

We know. You're so good, Blair.

Well, you better be,

because you have not won a challenge yet, bitch.

Oh, this is looking good.

Oh, you know, it's still in a million pieces,

because, you know--

Still, girl?

Yeah, because making this out of dinner napkins was...

-a choice. -It's a choice.

Because it's been unraveling.

But I also have not had a time to, like, fit it on myself.

It looks nice, though. I love the pants.

I would wear the pants.

Okay.

What to say about Alexis Mateo?

I'm still trying to figure her out.

No, really. I'm really trying to figure her out,

because I don't think that she's giving us the true T.

Are you freaking out or are you okay?

I'm freaking out a little bit,

just because if you don't win, you're in the bottom.

There's only five of us left, and Alexis Mateo is still here.

So that means I am in danger of going home

if I wind up in the bottom, you know what I'm saying?

So... [laughs] I gotta carry this one out.

We also have to get ready,

and I still have, like, a ton of sewing to do.

So I'm just gonna keep breathing.

Let go and let God,

and watch Juju eat her watermelon slices over there.

You so fake over there, eating your fake watermelon.

Everyone at home could tell that that watermelon ain't real.

Well, everybody at home can see through y'all two bitches,

because I know you're conspiring against me.

Uh, no, that dress is conspiring against you.

What?

It's campaigning, honey. Get it right.

Can I ask you guys a question?

Yeah, sure.

At this point, we have all got strikes against us

and things going for us.

So how is everyone gonna vote today?

You know what? I'm gonna vote with my heart.

Okay.

[laughs] I have no idea what that means.

Voting with your heart probably means

I'm gonna vote the way that I wanna vote at that second

during that moment for this specific vote.

So there's literally no criteria, bitch.

I'm gonna vote with my heart, too.

[all laugh]

Girl, what is done in the dark shall come to light.

Girl, y'all keep pulling it.

It didn't happen. Let it go.

Oh, wow, why she so mad?

I feel like the girls

are trying to be as accommodating as they can be,

but I know it's a lot of mixed feelings,

and I don't know how long they're gonna hold this grudge.

So in this challenge I have to be fucking perfect,

or I'm gonna be the next one home.end act

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

-And what? -Whoo!

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

She's the ketchup to my mustard, Michelle Visage.

Ru, always be safe and use your condiments.

[all laugh]

Style superstar Carson Kressley,

Now, have you ever played cornhole?

Oh, gosh, I love cornhole.

I was just playing it last night.

You play that lawn game where they throw beanbags at night?

Oh, no, they do it differently in West Hollywood.

Oh.

And the beautiful Bebe Rexha.

Now, do you have a favorite dish you like to bring to a barbeque?

Potato salad and gossip, Ru.

[all laugh]

This week we challenged our All Stars

to create two sizzling looks

for the Charles Family Backyard Ball.

And joining us on the runway are my sisters, niece, nephew,

and some new relatives I just met through a DNA test.

Hey.

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

Get it, girl.

Well, hey, cysts.

Hey, y'all remember back in the day

when I performed in drag at the Charles family reunion?

Absolutely. [all laugh]

Well, this is the remix.

Y'all know who this is.

Category is Country Cousin Realness.

Hyuk.

[horse whinnies]

Up first, Miz Cracker.

Cracker: Hello!

I'm RuPaul's second cousin twice removed...

by court order. I'm joking...mostly.

My name is Jocelyn Opal Rose,

but the family just calls me "She's got a lotta nerve

showing her face around here after all these years."

Ooh, for the backyard fish fry, I brought my world-famous

"things I could find at the gas station."

Today I'm planning to spill a little secret.

My doctor told me that Ru isn't just my second cousin,

she's my perfect match,

and I could really use a kidney right now.

[hacking cough]

Michelle: Stevie Hick.

RuPaul: Jujubee.

Jujubee: Sorry I'm late.

I didn't wanna come. [laughs]

I'm RuPaul's Asian bestie,

'cause once you go Asian, that's all you be cravin'.

My name is Ping, but everybody in my family calls me "Amber."

I hope you like my outfit.

For the backyard fish fry,

I brought my famous potato salad with raisins,

which I made with potatoes and raisins

and my secret ingredient: MSG.

Mmm.

Today I'm planning on spilling a family secret.

RuPaul isn't just my bestie,

she's my psychological mommy dearest.

[laughs] Bye.

Carson: She has hat it.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Blair St. Clair.

Blair: I'm RuPaul's first cousin twice removed

and then added again for federal tax reasons,

from Indianapolis, Indiana.

My name is Darlene,

but everybody in my family calls me "Stinky"

because I sure can gas up a room real good.

[belch]

For this year's backyard barbeque,

I brought my signature Indiana surprise,

made with baby food and amoxicillin.

The secret is to let it gel for 30 minutes in the fridge

at 30 degrees Fahrenheit.

Today, I'm planning on spilling a family secret.

Now, don't tell nobody,

but RuPaul isn't just my first cousin twice removed.

Considering the paternity of my newborn son,

RuPaul, you are the father!

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Those boots were made for incarceration.

Shea Couleé.

Shea: Oh, hey, y'all.

It's me, RuPaul's baby niece Sheaquita,

but everybody calls me Lil Ki-Ki.

I'm wearing a one-of-a-kind airbrushed T-shirt

by my cousin Pookie

in loving memory of my Big Mama.

Today I was running a little bit late,

so all I was able to bring

was the bag of "She already done had her chips."

That was in my glove compartment.

But my family secret

is that not only is RuPaul my great auntie,

but she also my best friend.

For real, though, Auntie Ru.

Now, make sure y'all save me some potato salad,

'cause I'm gonna be right back.

Carson: Well, she left the tags on this.

Michelle: She did.

RuPaul: Alexis Mateo.

Alexis: ¡Rrr! ¡Hola y saludos!

I'm RuPaul's ex-housekeeper, and my name is Carmencita.

But everyone in the family calls me Carcita.

I'm going to hair school on the weekdays,

but on the weekends,

I am the queen of salsa in every bar, baby.

I'm bringing coquito to the barbeque

because it's the best Puerto Rican drink

in any party.

Today I want everybody to know that RuPaul still owe me money

from back when I was his housekeeper,

and I better get it back.

Michelle: Wearing lime ain't no crime.

Category is Backyard Ball Eleganza.

First, Miz Cracker.

Good girl gone badminton.

[all laugh]

Carson: Hey, what's all the racquet?

Cracker: Ladies, I am ready to serve.

I'm bringing Fifth Avenue to the backyard,

and I'm bringing it to you

with a fascinator made out of a racquet and a wiffleball.

I have wiffleball earrings,

I have a shuttlecock on my throat,

I have a shuttlecock on my shoes,

and I have a shuttlecock under my skirt.

RuPaul: You know, it's strange to see her alone.

She's usually with a net.

Michelle: Oh, my God.

RuPaul: Jujubee.

Carson: Look at the melons on her!

Michelle: Now, do you spit or swallow?

Oh, my-- The seeds, the seeds, guys!

RuPaul: The seeds, the seeds.

Jujubee: Ooh, girl, I am giving you

the only Laffy Taffy Miss Taffy USA mama.

Mm. [tongue pop]

I'm wearing watermelons, my favorite fruit.

My hair is just absolutely perfect and coiffed.

Nobody's touching this.

I'm the watermelon lady.

Michelle: She's got a peel.

[all snicker]

RuPaul: I declare, Blair St. Clair.

Come on, Leg.

Carson: It's curtains for her.

[all laugh]

Blair: My runway look

is giving you high-fashion couture glamour.

There are pleated ruche moments.

I'm giving you color blocking and pattern blocking.

I have tassel moments going on,

and I am living for my slicked-back, wet hair moment.

Feel the fantasy. This is all real.

RuPaul: Fresh from the pool, she's ready for Adult Swim.

[all laugh]

Shea Couleé.

Bebe: Oh, marry.

RuPaul: Who invited Grace Jones to the picnic?

Michelle: Here comes the bride all dressed in assless chaps.

Shea: I am serving you backyard bridal realness.

I've got my jumpsuit with my chaps

and my beautiful mosquito net veil,

and all my family and friends

are here to see me tie the knot.

Carson: She's putting the "ass" back in "Kansas."

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Alexis Mateo.

Carson: Is she wearing a cup?

Michelle: She's performing a Solo act.

Darn it, I had that! [all laugh]

Alexis: My runway look

is Alexis Mateo the house down boots.

And I'm serving barbeque extravaganza eleganza.

Michelle: Oh, she brought her own flotation device.

Bam. I'm bringing the kiddie pool, bitch,

and it's always wet between my legs.

Carson: I like the way this pools at the hem.

[all laugh]end act

Welcome, All Stars.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with Miz Cracker.

Hello.

-Hello, Miss Jocelyn Opal Rose. -That's right.

AKA "She's got a lotta nerve showing up here after all that."

[all laugh]

It looked like you had 47 cats

and may live in your car, but it was really fun.

It was messy, it was--it just--

we knew exactly who this person was.

I thought you were really into it.

It was hilarious.

Overall tonight, from the barbeque monologue

to both of the outfits, you're actually my favorite.

I love this dress, by the way.

What is the top made out of?

It's some kind of seatbelt material for hauling cars

or some kind of rope.

It seems like stuff for straight people.

[laughs]

It looks really beautiful and it looks really fashion

and your makeup is gorgeous.

All the way down to the details

of the shuttlecocks on your feet,

it's really, really thoughtful.

Since the drag gods are watching,

I should say one thing.

Some of the support that I got

and someone that was a cheerleader for the people

in the room was Shea.

-Thank you, Miz Cracker. -Thank you.

Up next, Jujubee.

♪ Hello ♪

-♪ Hello ♪ -♪ Ahh ♪

The first line of your monologue was hilarious,

because that's basically my life.

"Sorry I'm late, I didn't wanna come."

That's--it was hilarious.

The character that you wrote was really funny,

and the outfit matched the character.

The hat was ridiculous.

Where do you find a hat with a brim--

See, there's this guy that I kind of hang out with,

and he had the hat, and I borrowed it.

-Aha. -I think he got it from Italy.

-Aha. -Came in a huge box.

It sure did.

Nice melons, by the way.

[all laugh]

Let's talk about the dress, though.

This is tablecloth.

All the melons that you see came from this mat.

I think this is very pretty,

but the seam details on both sides

are a little bit wonky.

When you turned on the runway,

that was kind of a little bit of a giveaway.

I hate this challenge.

[all laugh]

But I'm very proud of myself, because I actually made a dress,

and I also received help from Shea,

and I'm very grateful.

So thank you, Shea.

Oh, love you. Thanks.

-Thank you, Juju. -Thank you, Ru.

I declare, it's Blair St. Clair.

-Hi, Darlene. -Hi. How are you?

So your character, I appreciated the Gay-tona 500 moment.

Your look was really great,

but for me, all in all, it wasn't a knee-slapper.

I wasn't dying of laughter.

I felt a lot of lulls in the room.

It needed to be trashier for me.

Didn't really sell the character.

This runway look, I do see that you put that--

was that, like, a lawn chair webbing

that you have on the hem?

To give it some movement, but also, like, weigh it down.

It's looking a little messy to me.

I can tell when you were walking

that something was undoing back here,

because you were kind of holding it in.

And if you're gonna do that hair, I say go for it.

I think it needs either some gloss or, like,

just make it look either slick or make it look dry.

It's kind of in between.

I actually love the Debbie Harry vibes,

like the Blondie vibes.

I just think you're so beautiful,

and, like, I really love your makeup.

Like, I would love for you to do my makeup.

Call me.

-Thank you, Blair. -Thank you.

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Hello, uh, Sheaquita. Was that your alter-ego?

Yes, but you can call me Lil Ki-Ki.

-Lil Ki-Ki. -[tongue pop]

I thought your play cousin couture moment was really great.

Immediately, we had something to relate to

with the Grandrea from your season, from 90210.

I thought that was genius.

Loved your monologue. It was hilarious.

You had a bag of chips, and you ate one of the chips.

Like, I couldn't stop watching you.

Tonight on the runway,

you took a different approach to the picnic attire.

I think it's fun, I think it's different.

I think it's really fresh, because it has a story to it.

Like, I would wear this. Like, I think it's dope.

Those are the shuttlecocks across the sweetheart neckline?

Mm-hmm, and I just found out

that y'all call these "shuttlecocks."

-Uh-huh. -Yeah.

I grew up in a Christian household.

We called them "birdies."

We weren't playing with no cocks up on our backyard.

[laughs]

The only thing, maybe, there's a lot going on.

Maybe I would have made it a tiny bit less busy,

but it's still really cool.

All right, thank you.

Obviously, you are one of the seamstresses of the bunch.

Yeah.

Because it sounds like you had enough time

to not only make a couture garment,

but also to help everybody else.

Why not?

I just think it's really important

that as, like, queer people, that we all act as family.

I understand that this is a competition,

but if one of us looks good, all of us look good.

Thank you, Shea.

Bam. Alexis Mateo.

Hi-ee.

I loved this look tonight, because when you came out here,

I knew right away those were Solo cups.

And the hair is very you,

and then of course the big reveal.

I've never seen a dress with a kiddie pool built into it.

Like, I wasn't expecting it to happen,

and then when it happened,

I was, like, that's the best thing ever.

Like, I screamed.

I would say that this look

really floods both your basement and mine.

[laughs]

But I don't love

the way this mermaid kind of hemline is working,

because it's really cutting off your lower half

into another half.

So the proportion is a little wonky for me.

The character in the beginning,

I know how funny you are,

and I felt a little let down by her.

The dress was plain and bright green,

and then the reveal, the hair was really small.

I just felt like it was kind of flat.

I wish you would have kept the pink wig on.

I didn't like the red wig. I just liked the pink wig.

I thought that it was a great idea,

but then there wasn't quite enough there

for me to sink my teeth into.

Thank you, ladies.

I think I've heard enough.

We are at the point in the competition

that if you're not the top, you're in the bottom.

Now, based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Miz Cracker.

Con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star of the week.

[applause]

You've won a five-night stay for two,

plus airfare, at The Lalit London in London, England.

My favorite place in the world.

Juju, Blair, Shea, Alexis,

you are the bottom All Stars of the week.

[sighs]

Miz Cracker, you need to decide which bottom queen to send home

if you win the lip sync

against this week's lip sync assassin.

The rest of you need to vote

for which bottom queen you think deserves the chop.

Thank you, ladies.

You may leave the stage.end act

[sighs] Suddenly I'm a top four girl.

[imitates explosion]

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my goodness.

I'm trying to appear calm,

but inside, I'm like, looka back, looka back,

looka back, looka back, looka back at it, looka back.

Congratulations, Cracks.

-Thank you. -Yes, Cracker.

-You worked really hard on this. -Congratulations, Miz Cracker.

Girl.

And congratulations on top four.

Thank you. That's what means the most to me.

How'd you feel about the judges' critiques?

I was really crushed, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm really frustrated right now,

because they weren't loving this,

and I understand and I respect opinions.

I'm not gonna stand here and be like, "No, it's right,

and you should say it's right because you're wrong."

That's not me, and you guys know that.

Well, we're all in the bottom

if you're not Miz Cracker this week.

Yeah, right. However, for me, based on the report card,

we have two ladies that have won challenges,

one of them twice.

And if I'm gonna go by the report card,

it would have to be Alexis and Blair in the bottom.

Oh, so that's the game we're playing.

You're just gonna throw your friend under the bus.

If I was questioning my friendship with Cracker before,

I'm absolutely questioning my friendship with her now.

This is not an easy one.

And because you guys are very equal,

I wanna take each of you aside and talk to you

so I can get that gut feeling.

I think that's just gas.

Oh, is that what that is?

[Shea laughs]

This is exactly what I was afraid of,

because I knew that in order to remain in the competition,

I really had to win the challenge.

So this dream turned into a nightmare real fast.

I'm gonna plead my case,

and I'm gonna do it quickly and clear, okay?

Even though me and Blair have done a great job,

and pretty much neck to neck, I just want you all to know

that it means everything to me to stay,

and I think that I do deserve to continue.

I don't wanna cry because I feel horrible doing it.

No, don't feel horrible about your feelings.

Yeah, because I feel like, you know, drag is joyful.

Join the party.

This is really hard, and I'm very emotional.

I know. My stomach is, like, literally in knots.

[sighs]

How do you unregister to vote?

[all laugh]

I just cannot go home.

I entered the werkroom, day one I won the reading challenge,

and I've never landed on the bottom

until we started having a group bottom.

And I don't think it's fair to go home yet.

I have put so much dedication, fire, emphasis,

love into this, passion.

Yeah.

We've had differences this competition.

Yeah.

I hope that we've put them all aside, you know.

I hope you're hearing this as a friend,

because I do value your friendship.

I want you to know that whatever the decision that I make is,

I'm not looking at who's my best friend.

I'm looking at who's a powerhouse.

Mm-hmm.

Who's gonna go out there and be an inspiration.

Well, just remember I love you.

I respect your decision because it's your decision to make.

I just cannot go home.

Cracker was my friend coming into this competition,

but Cracker's not stupid,

and I think Cracker sees me as some competition.

And I'm afraid that she might find this as an opportunity

to say, well, Blair, you had weak critiques,

and you're a threat in my mind.

Chop.

I know you and Blair has a great bond, you know what I mean?

Yeah, mm-hmm.

And I realize that because this nonsense drama that happened,

that probably in everybody else head,

I am also a choice.

But I did a great job, you know what I mean?

-Yeah. I mean, you have. -And I think I deserve to stay.

You've been so consistently up there, girl.

So true.

I just want this to be an inspiration for everybody else,

that you can still do what you love to do when you're my age,

and continue to be there.

Yeah.

So follow your heart.

I just wanna say to you, Blair,

I could not be more proud of you

and what you've done here.

You really do inspire me.

But do you agree

that you and Alexis were the weakest this week?

[sighs] I mean, I agree

that we had the weakest two critiques of the week,

but I think as a whole in this competition

I have consistently stayed safe

or have risen to the top every week,

and have grown and grown and grown and grown and grown.

And, like, I have so much more fire,

so much more passion, determination,

talent left to show.

In your opinion,

who do you think remaining here is the weakest?

Didn't have to say a word.

I have no idea how the group is gonna vote.

Juju and Alexis have a lot of history with each other,

and I know Shea isn't Alexis' biggest fan.

But that doesn't mean

that she's necessarily just gonna vote for her.

And I sure as hell don't know

how Cracker's gonna vote, either.

It's scary to think that this could be my last day.

There's one crown.

[sighs]

Fuck.

I want to win this.

I'm going to be there.

Who else is gonna be there with me?

Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

I think that you're fabulous, extremely talented,

and I know that you're going to go very far after this.

I love you,

but I know you can still grow, so that's my vote.

Looking at these lipsticks,

I feel the weight of what I'm about to do.

I could end someone's dream tonight and it hurts,

but we can't afford to feel those feelings right now.

My gut has already told me what to do,

but I'm like is there any other choice?

Do I have another option?

Can you imagine?

You want me to do it.

You, like, secretly want me to do it.

I got it. I get it.end act

Welcome back, ladies.

Miz Cracker, would you like to meet your opponent?

I wanna meet my opponent, Ru.

The time has come...

To present this week's lip sync assassin.

Oh, it's gonna be Trinity Taylor.

Ru-veal yourself!

Trinity. Nobody else can afford feathers.

Has to be at least $65 worth of feathers.

-Oh! -Oh!

-Yes! -Yes!

Bitch, it is Miss Thick and Juicy,

Roxxxy Andrews.

I've gone to her show in Fort Lauderdale.

Roxxxy turns the party, y'all, and everybody in the room,

even the folks in the back, back corner,

still feel everything that she's serving.

Roxxxy Andrews, welcome back, my dear.

Hi, Ru.

Is there anything you'd like to say to me?

I'm Roxxxy Andrews, and I'm here to make it clear

I know you love me, baby.

That's why you brought me here...again.

[laughter and applause]

Look at you, spittin' them rhymes.

[record scratches]

Ladies, Roxxxy Andrews holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group has voted to go home.

Now, if Roxxxy wins,

the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.

-Y'all ready to slay? -Yeah, ma'am.

I'm wearing a Spandex leo.

Two queens stand before me.

Miz Cracker, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10.000, and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come... [thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Ooh-ah!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ I was a liar ♪

♪ I gave into the fire ♪

♪ I know I should've fought it ♪

♪ At least I'm being honest ♪

♪ Feel like a failure ♪

♪ 'Cause I know that I failed you ♪

♪ I should've done you better ♪

♪ 'Cause you don't want a liar ♪

♪ I don't care if you got her in your heart ♪

♪ All I really care is you wake up in my arms ♪

♪ One last time ♪

♪ I need to be the one who takes you home ♪

♪ I don't deserve it, I know I don't deserve it ♪

♪ But stay with me till morning ♪

Whoa! [cheering]

♪ And I know and I know ♪

♪ And I know that you got everything ♪

♪ But I got nothing here without you, baby ♪

♪ So one last time ♪

♪ I need to be the one who takes you home ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ I promise after that, I'll let you go ♪

♪ I know I should have fought it ♪

♪ At least I'm being honest, baby ♪

♪ Stay with me a minute ♪

♪ I swear I'll make it worth it for you ♪

[cheers and applause]

Bitch, you betta shake that, Roxxxy, yes!

♪ Be the one who takes you home ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ I promise after this I'll let you go ♪

I caught it. I caught it.

♪ Baby, I don't care if you got her in your heart ♪

♪ All I really care is you wake up in my arms ♪

♪ One last time ♪

♪ I need to be the one who takes you home ♪

[laughter and applause] Yes, ladies, yes!

Oh, yes!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Roxxxy Andrews, you are a winner, baby.

Yes! [laughter and applause]

So thick and juicy!

The $10.000 will roll over into next week's tip.

Miz Cracker, you are safe,

and you may step to the back of the stage.

Okay.

Will the bottom queens please step forward?

With great power comes great responsibility.

Roxxxy Andrews, which queen has the group chosen

to get the chop?

The group has spoken,

and the queen that they have chosen to get the chop...

Alexis.

As it is written, so it shall be done.

Alexis, you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

I'm disappointed, because I really wanted

to bring that crown to Puerto Rico.

But I will have to say thank you to RuPaul

for a life-changing opportunity.

Not once, twice, three times.

Let me walk out of here with style.

[laughs]

[applause]

This is a new beginning and a new chance for me.

I am ready to conquer the world, honey.

There's a lot of Alexis Mateo on the way for you.

I came here with a bam, and I still look sickening, no?

[laughter and applause] Yes!

Con-drag-ulations, ladies, and please remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you going to what?

Love somebody else.

Can I get a "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

Now let the music play.

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪vote

♪ Just like you, too ♪

RuPaul: Next time on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll face off in a stand-up comedy smackdown.

Miz Cracker, you get to choose

the order in which the queens appear.

Woof.

Nobody's getting a good spot.

I want to try to fuck you guys up as much as possible.

Ooh, shady.

[gasps]

-Say hi to Jane Krakowski. -Oh, my gosh, hi.

You may know me from the STDs that I gave you.

I wouldn't open with the STD.

Ross Mathews is so gay...

How gay is he?

The only thing higher than his voice is his estrogen level.

-Ha! -[belches]

Wow, I'm so nervous. [laughs]

I was not able to come up with any material.

-[belches] -Oh, wow.

I'm completely freaking out.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪