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Hey, it's Keeley. Leave a message.

Keeley, it's me.

What's going on? I've left, like, three messages.

I said «sorry», didn't I? You know what I'm like.

I was pissed off. Ring me back, you bitch.

Tyler! What are you doing?

Duh! What does it look like?

Fuck off, Mia!

Keeley ain't here!

Can you give Keeley a message for me?

Tell her I think her old man's a cunt!

I'll have you, Mia, one of these days!

You'd be so fuckin' lucky.

What the fuck's your problem?

Your terrible dancing's my problem.

Look, Mia, just don't start.

You can talk, Keeley. Since when did you have such ugly friends?

Talk about ugly, you skanky little pikey.

– You fucking – – What are you gonna do about it?

– Fuck off! – Get away, you little cunt!

If you want some fucking more, you know where I am.

Oh, fuck off!

Cunt! Walk away!

– What are you fuckin' doin'? – What's it look like?

Fuck off!

Hello, Ten. It's only me.

The police have been looking for you. You broke that fuckin' girl's nose, didn't you?

– I didn't start it! – Yes, you fucking did, you little liar.

– No, I didn't. – Yes, you fucking did.

– I'll tell you what they want me – – Mum, let go of me.

– I won't fucking let go of you. – Let go of me, Mum! Let go of me, Mum!

I won't fucking let go of you, you little cunt!

– I don't know what's wrong with you. – You're what's wrong with me!

Fuck's sake.

This is my gorgeous, girlie room.

Joanne's going to kill you.

…the cushions, the curtains – those are all handmade.

This is my gorgeous headboards.

I had this specially designed in a heart shape 'cause I love hearts.

This is for my casual clothes.

So I've got all my jeans, which is a lot of jeans.

You were supposed to stay in.

I've got all my Juicy tracksuits.

It's all right.

– This is private property. – Bollocks is it.

– Looks like this one's lookin' for a party. – Fancy that.

– We're havin' a party. – Give me that back.

We don't mind a gate-crasher. Especially when they're bringin' their own booze.

What you need this for then?

Hammer rusty nails in your dick. What do you think?

Somethin' tells me you're up to no good.

What you doin'? Give me that back!

– Let's have a bit of fun. Come on. – Get off me!

Hey.

Easy. Steady. Steady.

Doesn't look like she wants to come to our party.

Nice one.

Get off me!

Don't touch me!

– We're just havin' a laugh. – Get off! What you doin'?

– Get off me! Get off! – Come on then.

– Get off me! – Go easy.

Get off, you fuckin' idiot! Get off me!

– Come on. Get her then. – Get off me! Get off!

Get off me!

Nice. Easy, tiger. Steady. Steady.

– Steady. Steady. – Get the fuck off me!

Calm down. Christ, I'm only messin' about.

Fucking hell!

Don't mind me, girl. Carry on.

I was enjoying it.

As if.

– You making eggs? – No.

What's the water for then?

– I'm makin' tea. – Okay.

I'm a friend of your mother's.

You dance like a black.

It's a compliment.

And what would you know?

I watch videos like everyone else.

And that makes you some kind of expert, does it?

You've got a mouth on ya.

What should I call you anyway?

Whatever you like.

What a charming personality you've got there.

See ya later.

I met one of your girls.

What, and you're still in one piece?

You're the one for me.

Oh, look. You made tea.

Come here.

What you doin'?

Mind your own, fuck face.

If I'm a fuck face, you're a cunt face.

I'm missing you more and more.

Hello.

– What's this? – A gate.

A gate. Can I get out?

You have to put money in it, and the gate will open.

– How much? – Two quid.

Two quid? Jesus. That's a dear fucking gate.

Here you go then.

Get off me! Get off me! I just want the money.

– Only if you give me a discount. – All right then. A pound.

– A pound, you plank. – Okay. Fair dues.

I like you. I'll kill you last.

Tyler! Get off me.

That bloke said, «See you later.»

Is lover boy coming back?

I'm havin' friends around later.

Now, you can stay in your room or get out. No kids – the pair of you.

What makes you even think that we'd want to hang about your friends anyway?

All those winos and skanks.

Look at yourself. Tramp.

Bitch!

I've got the ChildLine's number if you need it.

You're a bitch yourself!

You got a nerve comin' back.

Quiet.

Good boy.

You're lucky my brothers aren't here.

They took my stuff.

It's not what you think. She's old.

Did you let that dog off on purpose last night?

He's strong.

You're lucky you didn't get bitten.

Yeah, lucky. Idiot.

My party's started, but I'm not arriving until I'm ready.

– First impressions are everything. – I don't know how they can leave on makeup.

– You can wear all black. – That's just rank.

Or you can wear black and fuchsia, or you can wear fuchsia.

– Do you know what fuchsia is? Pink. – That must be her house. Told ya.

Everyone's having their makeup done.

– My mum is, my sister is, my cats are. – Is that her mum or something? Her mum's butters.

They're mad.

I'm the birthday girl, and I'm ready.

I don't like her smile. She's got yellow teeth.

There you go.

More like green.

Any more, they'll end up goin' pink.

I suppose that's how she wants them.

I think when I first step into that tent and all eyes are on me…

that is gonna be magical.

Cor. That sounds really nice.

– You've gotta agree with that. – Too bad we've only got one.

Oh, my God. Makin' a fool of herself.

She's a spoiled brat. What a dog.

– Shut up, Mia. – Shut up yourself.

I'm going in a minute anyway.

Yes! Going. That's good.

God, that is just, like, ridiculous.

Why would they want to make a fool of herself and do that for?

I can see why it's needed. One thing led to another.

All right, darling?

Are you always such a donkey nob?

I wish I did have a donkey nob. Then I could give up my stupid job.

You gonna let us in, or what?

– Don't recognize you with your clothes on. – You're such a dick.

I know.

– Hey. – Oh, hey!

– Where you been? You're late. – Well, I'm here now, aren't I?

– I thought you weren't coming. – Had to change, didn't I?

– How are you? All right? – All right.

What did I tell ya? In your room.

She looks different asleep.

– Just give her a prod. – It's okay.

I've got her.

You're soft, you are.

Her room's down the end.

She treats me like I'm a little kid.

Well, you are a bit too old to be living at home, babe.

It's only because I got kicked out of my old place.

Get some clothes on, Mia.

– I've got some clothes on. – You're half-naked.

You don't normally care.

Yeah, well, I do now, so get dressed.

Why are you talking different?

– Shall we get a move on, yeah? – Where you goin'?

We're not goin' nowhere.

Well, why did you just say, «Shall we get a move on» then?

Listen, we're only going for a drive.

– You wanna come? – Yeah, yeah, yeah.

– Both of you? – No, no. They won't wanna come.

I do.

Dear, we're not going nowhere.

I don't care. I still wanna come.

Off you go then. Get dressed.

Thanks for that.

– What about you? – No, she won't wanna come.

We're leaving in 20 minutes.

You got better things to do, right?

Yeah, all right. I'd love to come.

– Where are we goin'? – Yeah. Where are we going?

The orphanage.

How dare you? That's not nice, is it?

If we did, well, you should've at least had a shave.

– Why's that? – It would be more respectful for me.

– What, you don't like this? – No. Too hairy.

– Well, I think you look good. – Thank you.

What is this?

You've got some weird shit here, I'm telling ya.

– Come off it. – Yeah, it is weird.

You cannot call Bobby Womack «weird shit.»

– How old are you? – Old enough.

Okay. It seems I'm gonna have to educate you girls.

Turn it up though, right?

Yes, ma'am.

It's called some – an airship. Look. Right there.

Oh, wicked!

– Mum. – I see it.

– Can't see it. – Ah, can't see it now.

– Yeah, you can't see it now. – Look.

Oh, wicked.

That's really cool, that is.

What's your favorite animal?

If you could come back as any animal, what would you like to be?

– A monkey. – A monkey.

A white tiger.

A white tiger? No, a dog.

– What kind of dog? – You're a dog as it is.

– You're a dog anyway. – Shut up.

– Hey, come on. – Hey!

I'd come back as an eagle. All these other animals are on the ground.

– But wouldn't you want to fly? – No.

– But then you'd get shot. – Think about it. Don't just say no.

No, because you can get shot or something, yeah.

– I wanna pick some berries. – I wanna have a drink.

Here we are.

Come on. I wanna show you something.

– Come on, sport. – What is he gonna show us?

Come then, you prick.

Wait. Hold on.

This is it. What do you think?

I can't walk in these. Should've worn my flip-flops.

Nah. You look great in those.

Hey, lovebirds!

I'm her man.

Lovebirds.

Having fun here.

Bet there is, like, a million fucking bugs in this grass.

Oh, shit.

Oi! Don't you dare.

Oh! Look at that dragonfly, Mia! Quick!

There! Look at that.

See there on that leaf? See?

Oh, my God. He's got six legs.

Look. One, two, three, four, five, six.

– Shut up. – Can't even see it.

– Where is it? – He's gone now.

– I'm gonna catch a fish. – What the hell?

– I'm goin' in. You comin'? – No way.

I'm stayin' here, thank you.

You chicken.

Oh, my God.

You gotta be mad.

– Gonna need some help. – Oh, get out of it.

Come back here. Otherwise, they're gonna push us in.

– No way. – No way.

Look, people don't come here often.

Fish are stupid. We'll get one easy.

– I'll watch you. – So's she.

Excellent. Come here.

Oh, trust bloody Mia.

Is it mingin'?

Oi. Those bloody tracksuits cost

I don't believe that.

Good girl.

Over here, Mia.

– Move slowly. – She can't swim.

Your ugly feet will scare them fish away.

They'll think your foot is some kind of ugly foot fish come to get them.

Move towards me slowly.

Did it touch you? If it did, you'll get fish disease.

Okay. Do you see the fish in front of you?

I want you to move towards me slowly. Not yet.

Okay. Move slowly.

Come on. Slowly.

Okay, stop.

He's got a fish! He's got one!

Oh! Slippery little fucker.

Is it dying?

No, it's dancing, you silly cow. What do you think it's doing?

What are you doin'?

Gross.

– That was harsh. – Kinder that way.

– Yeah, right. – T.?

I'm not even touchin' it, let alone putting it in my mouth.

You eat fish fingers, don't you? It's the same thing.

No, it's not. It's got a head and eyes and an arse with poo in it.

I ain't eatin' fish poo for fuckin' anyone.

– I'll eat it. – Good girl.

She bloody would.

Keep away.

Oh! Christ.

Let's take a look.

– Oh. – Ah, you'll live.

Oh! Mum hates blood.

Your sock will gets AIDS now, Connor. Minging.

Who's Kelly?

What?

There, on your arm.

Oh, right. It's just an ex-girlfriend.

Oi. Hold up.

There's a spider.

Mia.

Wait up.

Jump on my back.

Come on.

– You okay? – Yeah.

There's nothing more to say. I've said it all.

I – I told you everything.

I don't know.

All right. All right.

I'll drop around later.

– You all right? – Yeah. Just some family shit.

I'm gonna have to take off soon.

You were gonna do us that fish.

You shouldn't put up with shit from your mum.

I know.

– I'll run you home first. – Can't you just stay for another drink?

Please? Please? Go on.

Go on. It's on me, yeah?

All right then, babe. You twisted my arm.

All right. I'll be back in a minute, all right?

Let's see you move to this then.

– She can't dance for shit. – Bollocks. I've seen her.

Bet you can't dance this fast.

I've got no shoes on.

Excuses. Come on.

That's not dancing.

Come on, girl.

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm gonna wet myself.

– Come on, girl. – Shut up!

Oi! Watch your mouth. He's been good to you today.

I don't care. I haven't got to like him, have I?

I told you she'd spoil things.

– She doesn't mean it. – I do! I don't like you!

You act like you know us after two fuckin' days.

You don't fuckin' know us!

You got no shoes.

– Hi. – Hi.

It's all right. It's okay. I like dogs. Don't worry.

Don't worry if she has your arm though, right?

Mia.

Mia, there's someone downstairs wants to talk to you.

Mia, will you get up.

Fine.

I'll bring her up here then.

Keep your hair on! I'm coming!

– There she is. – Mia?

Hi. I'm Carrie. Is it all right if you and me have a bit of a chat?

What about?

The history of England. What do you think?

– Can I get a drink first? – Yeah, of course.

They've got you in that special school.

When she was born, she wouldn't stop crying for days.

It's like she came out looking for trouble.

You've got another daughter too.

Yeah, Tyler.

She's goin' the same way.

Won't be long before they kick her out of school too.

It's hard being on your own.

You can say that again.

This place she's going to, what's it like?

Is it far away? I ain't got a car.

Mia!

Get back here now!

You listenin' to me? I know you're listenin'.

You can't tell me what to do.

You tryin' to take the piss?

You takin' the piss? Nah, you can't.

I'm gonna go in this shop…

and when I come out, I'm gonna be different.

Different! Do you hear me?

Different. Different to anyone.

Different to you, different to the whole world.

Everything's gonna turn out different.

I love the difference.

You listenin' to me?

Get along!

– Oh, who's that? – I fuckin' hate that girl.

Oh, fuck me. Is there a bad smell in here, or what?

It fuckin' reeks.

Smells like someone ain't had a bath in time.

Your eye's lookin' pretty bad. Did your dad miss your mouth?

– Where do you think you're going? – Who do you think you're pushing?

Your right eye is gonna match your left.

– Get out of my fuckin' way! – Fuck off! Fuck off!

Oh, whatever. Walk on!

Hello.

Just passing.

How'd you know I worked here?

You said.

So what's up?

I thought you hated me.

– You're a dry lunch. – Thanks.

It's all right.

– How's the foot? – It's okay.

Hold on a minute.

Take your shoe off.

I can do it.

But I'm gonna do better. Come on.

Do you ever wash your feet?

Yes.

There you go. Good as new.

So what are you doing with yourself then?

– Got some stuff planned. – Yeah?

– You gonna go for this then? – Mmm, don't know. I might.

You should do. You're great.

Don't tell Mum though.

What's it worth?

– Do you need a camera? – What?

Well, It says you need to send something in.

I've got a little camera, if you want.

– I'll give it to you on one condition. – What's that?

Just remember to smile when you do it.

– What? – You look nice when you smile.

I'd better get back to work.

I'll see you later. Gonna be staying at yours for a bit.

Is that all right with you?

– Has your mum kicked you out? – Sort of.

It's only me, Tennents. Stupid dog.

Mia.

Just because you run off don't mean you can get away with it.

…where the chemicals react to all hot gases…

which are accelerated and ejected into –

You start the Referral Unit in two weeks.

– Have you got that camera? – Jesus.

You made me jump.

Give us a sec.

Am I the best, or what?

Thanks.

– How do you work it? – It's easy.

Here.

Turn it on here.

Make sure the shutter is down.

That red button's the record.

Press that when you want to film anything.

Here. You'll get the hang of it easy.

Sweet.

What do you think?

Truth?

Of course.

Fox piss.

Right.

– You, little lady, are overdue a good hiding. – Get off me!

– Ow! – That's for sneaking up on me.

– Fuck off! – That's for being cheeky.

That's for running away on the social worker.

– Connor? – You got off lightly this time.

– Tea's ready. – Coming. I was just getting my camera for Mia.

Yeah, well, don't lend it to her. She'll break it.

She'll get a good hiding if she does.

Smells good.

I bought you a nice steak, babe.

My name is Mia Williams.

My number is 07700 900542.

My name is Mia Williams.

My number is 07700 900542.

How long you gonna be?

What's it to you, squirt?

I'm gonna wet myself.

Go ahead. I'm not gonna look.

No. Only if you close your eyes.

I can't close my eyes. I'll cut my throat.

– Ninety-two. – This one.

Thirty All this for 30.

Cough remedy, please.

Cheers.

Thanks.

Oi. Wait up a minute.

You followin' me?

Yeah. So?

How's your horse?

Did you hear me?

It's not what you think.

– What do I think? – You think that we starve her.

Yeah, but that's what it looks like.

Well, she's old, like I said.

Where you goin'?

Get some stuff.

What stuff?

You ask a lot of questions, don't you?

Can I come with you?

If you like.

Right. Give me that.

Okay, put a foot – That's it.

There you go.

He's all right.

There you go, eh? He's just for show.

What you lookin' for?

I'm lookin' for a Volvo 940.

What's it look like?

Like a Volvo 940.

All right, clever dick.

Yes!

Look. Volvo 940.

Looks like any other car to me.

Well, you don't see 'em often.

They don't buckle easy in a smash.

Want some of this?

Right. You keep a lookout, yeah?

I don't like this place.

I'll be one minute.

Come on. I know somewhere where we can get some money for some drink.

What?

I know somewhere we can get some money for some drink.

All right.

I've got it.

Got it.

You brought me luck today, you did.

Come on then. Let's get wasted.

Hold on.

That's it. Stand up.

Fuckin' hell.

– Got ya! – Oh, Jesus. Get down.

Get down. Get –

Get off me. Get off me.

Get down.

– Aw, you're no fun. – I'm supposed to be at work.

What are you after?

We need some money.

Oh, yeah?

– Are you drunk? – No.

Can I have a fiver?

It's my job to throw drunks out, you know?

Oh, come off it.

Look, I've got no money on me.

Look how skinny this boy is.

We're starving. We need food. Pay you back.

– I'm not a bloody kid, you know? – I know that.

This show contains strong language and full-frontal male nudity –

Is there any dinner?

It's a bit late for that now. What do you think this is, a cafe?

Thailand, anger. I don't think so.

Japan, anger. No.

Russia

The same as before – Russia was anger.

And I'm actually getting angry thinking too much about this.

You still got my camera?

You want it?

As long as it's safe.

It's safe.

You walk around on the streets, It's all fuckin' gray.

You've got snow fallin'. All the women are covered up in fur coats.

You going out with that boy then?

Why?

He looked a bit old for you.

He's 19.

She's never had a boyfriend.

I just fucked him upstairs actually.

Oh, that's nice.

You can talk.

Shall we go to bed?

Yeah. Sure.

Come on then, Sleeping Beauty.

It's about your new school. You get to stay there.

You can fuck as many ASBO boys as you like there.

Go to fuckin' sleep, man!

Fuck! Quit it, man! For fuck's sake!

Get a fuckin' knife. Don't go to fuckin' sleep.

That was clever.

– I ain't goin'. – That place might teach you some manners.

It's nothing to do with you, is it?

– You need sortin' out, you do. – So you keep saying.

But you're nothing to me, so why should I listen?

Daddy's here!

Then he went absolutely crazy and started putting some ski mask on…

and waving his cock around.

I think the dark sadistic Russian came out really.

We couldn't go to sleep.

The natural step then is to fight fire with fire.

I know it's only been two weeks. Yeah?

Can't believe it.

Oh, my God. He's just so easy-going.

Yeah.

I just knew it. Do you know what I mean? When I saw him, I just knew.

Oh, fuck off! As if I am!

What? No, I'm not.

You know, they're only good for one thing…

and I'm telling you, he's fucking excellent at that.

I know.

No, I know. I know.

Don't worry, love, all right? You're gonna meet someone.

Yeah, of course.

You go tell 'em I said so. Yeah.

Yeah. No, am I?

Mm-hmm. All right then, babes.

All right, all right. Okay. See you later! Bye! Bye-bye-bye!

You have one new message.

Uh, this is a message for Mia Williams.

I wondered if you'd like to come in for an audition next week.

Give us a call back on 01708 65001.

Oh, it's Val, by the way.

See you later.

Up here. Put your arm around me.

– Put your arm around me. – My arms feel like ice.

I know. The other arm. The other arm.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Up the stairs. That's it.

– There's nothing wrong with me. – Come on. I know, I know.

– I've got you. – You're sweet.

It's okay. You'll be grand. You'll be better in the morning.

– You promise me, yeah? – I promise, yeah.

– Come on. – I feel sick.

– You're being really sweet. – I know, girl.

– I can't see you. – Here I am. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I want to go to bed.

– You're up late. – Been busy.

– You're my friend now? – What?

Well, you seemed a bit funny with me the last few days.

You've been funny with me.

Have I?

Maybe.

– Your mum's passed out. – She does that.

You all love your booze In this family don't you?

Your hair looks nice down.

Better than the ponytail you usually have.

I've got myself an audition.

Good girl.

No surprise in that one.

I borrowed one of your CDs.

– What song did you pick? – «California Dreaming.»

The one you put on in the car.

That's my favorite song ever.

Do you want to show me?

– No way. – Come on.

If you can't do it in front of me here, now…

how are you gonna do it in front of all those people?

Anyway, I think you're great already

You know that.

I only worked it out tonight.

– It ain't ready really. – All right.

I just thought I could help.

It's your call.

That's all I got so far.

Come here.

Come here.

That was really good.

You're just saying that.

No, I'm serious.

If it was up to me, I'd give you the job.

I bet it doesn't feel like this with that boy of yours, does it?

No.

Is his cock this big?

No.

I'm pissed.

That was out of order.

No, it weren't.

We have to keep this between you and me.

Yeah, I know.

I'd better get off to bed.

I'm wasted.

We'll talk tomorrow. Yeah?

Connor's gone.

Connor!

Connor!

Did I tell you I nearly had you aborted?

I even made an appointment.

Are you gonna phone him?

– He won't come back. – You don't know nothing.

I know what you did. I'm telling Mum.

I don't care what you do.

This is Connor. Leave us a message, and I'll get back to you.

This is Connor.

Leave us a message –

118. 118. How can I help you?

– Hello. Wickes in Barking, please? – One moment, please.

– Shall I put you through? – Yeah.

Mia! I was just coming to look for you.

Wickes in Barking. How may I help you?

Hello. Can I speak to Connor, please? He works on security.

– Where are you going? – Connor O'Riley?

– I'm sorry. He's not in this week. – Oh, when will he be back?

– Eh, not till next Friday. – When?

Next Friday.

Do you know how I can get to Tilbury?

Yeah. A13 that way.

I'll come with ya.

No, I've got some personal shit to deal with. I'll see you later.

Excuse me. Danton Road?

Uh, straight there. Down there on the new estate. It's on the right.

Thanks.

Jesus Christ!

Come on. Come on!

Look, I don't know how you found me, Mia, but this isn't a good idea.

You're not answering your phone.

My battery's dead.

I was gonna call you.

You ain't even got my number.

You know I like you, Mia.

Well, why did you leave then?

You know why.

Mia, you're 15 years old.

What does it matter if you like someone?

Look, I'm gonna get the car. I'll drive you to the station.

We'll talk some more then. Wait here.

Stay there.

When's the audition?

Tomorrow.

You'll be great.

I've got no money.

That should be enough to get you back.

Come here a minute.

Safe trip home, yeah?

We'll talk some more tomorrow.

Daddy!

Don't shoot me!

No! Don't shoot me!

No!

All right, sweetheart. Come on. Off you go.

Keira, come on. Let's do your song for Daddy.

Good!

– That's great. – Great!

Hey! Smile for Daddy.

Come on.

Say hi to Daddy.

There.

Yeah. In a minute, sweetie. I'll be in in a minute.

I have to take in the shopping.

Go with Daddy.

I don't know, darling. Did you take 'em in the house?

Hey, what's that?

– Keira, stay off the road, yeah? – I will.

Keira.

Keira.

Keira.

Your mum said I've got to take you to the van to get some ice cream.

Come on. Are you gonna come? Come on.

Let's see who can go faster. Quick.

Oh, come through here. Come on.

Give me this.

My scooter.

Well, you can't ride it through here, can you? We'll get it on the way back.

– Keira! – Mummy!

She's playing a game. Come on. Quick. Let's run.

– Keira! – Mum!

– Walk. – I don't want to.

If you don't walk, I'll make you walk. Now move.

Walk.

Where are we going? I want to go home.

Come on.

Keira! Walk.

Stop it, Keira! Walk!

No! You're starting to scare me now.

No.

Move!

Stop it! Climb over this.

– Lift your fucking leg over. – Shut up!

Just get over.

Ah! Fuck!

Keira! Keira!

Keira!

Keira!

Keira, wait for me!

Stop!

Stop running off!

That was silly, weren't it?

Oh, you stupid little girl!

Anyone can do that.

Keira!

Stop running off from me now!

– Let me go! – No! Stop it!

– Let me go! – Keira.

– Let go of me! – Stop it.

– Let me go. – Stop it!

You're just as bad as your fucking father.

Stop it! Stop kicking me!

Stop it.

Are you all right? Yeah?

I'm cold.

Cold? Come on.

Off you go then.

Oh, that was beautiful, darlin'. Really beautiful.

We'll give you a call, and thanks for coming.

– Thank you. – Thank you.

– Lovely, weren't she, Rick? – Right. Who's next?

Yeah. Uh, Mia.

– Have we got a Mia, please? Mia Williams? – Williams?

Mia? Please?

Thank you very much. What track would you like played?

– Number 17, please. – Okay.

Can you just put your hair down for us, babe, please?

Well, that looks a lot more feminine. It's lovely.

Got any hot pants?

– Shorts? – No.

Don't worry about that. Just carry on.

– All right? – All right.

– Is that your car? – Yeah.

Here. It still needs a couple of bits.

You left your cap.

Ta.

Where's your horse?

She was sick. We had to shoot her.

She was 16.

It was her time.

All right.

I was thinking of trying out the motor on a long run.

Yeah.

I know some people in Cardiff.

You know, in Wales.

Why do you need so much stuff?

Just in case.

What about the Referral Unit?

You can have my place.

I don't want it. It's full of spastics and idiots, those places.

I'm going then.

It's one of your CDs.

Yeah.

It's all right.

Yeah, it's Nas.

He's good. You can keep it.

Go on then. Fuck off.

What are you waitin' for?

Where are you going again?

I'm going to Wales.

I thought you changed your mind or something.

– This is my sister, Tyler. – Hello, Tyler.

Are you a pi key?

– Oi, shut up, you. – Ow, bitch.

I hate you.

I hate you too.

Tennents!

See you later, boy.

See you later.

All right?

Yeah.

Bye, you skank! Don't forget to text me.

Say hello to the whales for me!