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Hi, Amy
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You got any crystal?
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Fuck off
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Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go passionately fuck yourself?
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Yuk, you're all sweaty.
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Whatcha lookin' for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists.
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Now that would be a great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample.
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He's OK.
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I think he's got brain damage.
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But he's OK.
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This place is so fucking boring I wish someone
would burn it to the ground.
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Let's just get the fuck out of here.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put your dick in me.
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I'm tryin'...
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fuckin cigarettes?
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I dunno what it is, but...
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I feel really weird tonight
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Like something's gonna happen
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Me too.
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Do you love me?
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Yeah. Totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can mean a lot of things, like
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"You'll do till someone
better comes along"
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"I can't describe how I really feel..."
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"But I know I'm
supposed to say this"
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or "Shut up",
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"I'm watchin' TV"...
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul.
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Like yesterday I was
stuck in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway
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and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead
bodies lying there on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared
about was getting out and moving again...
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I know
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I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole.
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There just is no place for us in this world.
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Hey, get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
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It's time to die.
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Yo, bitch, would you just go?!
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Get your fucking hands off my car!
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Goddamn motherfucker
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I swear, if there is one dent in the door
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck're you talking about?
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This car is older
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than you and your jaibait boyfriend here
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combined
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I love this car.
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Oh my god, you're bleeding all over the upholstery!
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Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery!
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It's OK Amy, he's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah. I'm totally into getting
the fuck beat out of me
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and slicin' up my own fuckin leg...
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You are really fuckin rude. Y'know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh... sorry
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It's cool.
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Go ahead
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Use it
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway
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Xavier
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What?
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That's the stupidest fuckin name
I've ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you "X"?
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I can't really pronounce all that...
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Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker"
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If bullshit were music,
you'd be a big brass band
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What's with your lady here, Jordo?
Terminal PMS?
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- Fuck you.
- No. Fuck you
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Get out of my fucking car!
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C'mon, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He's just jokin' around...
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Right X?
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Tell her...
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Yeah, Amy. Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, gism-breath.
I want you out of my fucking car
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right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, Scumfuck.
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Get. Lost.
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You're, uh...
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Giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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OK, Miss America. You win...
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, gator.
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Hey, what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey you don't have to decide immediately...
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Hey! You think about it
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Sleep on it, honey!...
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I swear, Amy
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You can be so harsh.
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I dunno,
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he seemed cool.
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Kinda strange maybe...
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He was an anus-face.
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What were we talkin' about the other day,
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About trying to be less
judgemental of people?...
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Fuck that.
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I'm starvin'.
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Stop at the next QuickieMart, 'K?
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Sure y'don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Hey. No smoking here
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Hey, hey, girlie... you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Pick up, girlie
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I'm so sure
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We happy?
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6 dollar, 66 cent
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That's weird.
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Must've fallen out in the car...
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I'll pay you right back...
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oh fuck...
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...The Scumfuck.
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You fuckin kook.
We left our wallets in the car.
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Let me just run out and...
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What're you gonna do, shoot us?
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Some kind of joke -
like "Candid Camera" or something?
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I mean, what is this, some kind of joke -
like "Candid Camera" or something?
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Scram.
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What the fuck d'you think you're doing?
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Saving your fucking life.
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Did I ask you for any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just get the fuck out of here?
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Jordan, he is getting us into Deep Shit.
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Would you just get the hell out of here?
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Come on!
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...Would you just fuckin chill??!
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...his head. His head, man.
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It was talkin'...
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I think, we're probably cool.
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Imean, that weirdo gook lady with the machete
probably doesn't even speak english...
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I think everything's gonna be fine.
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What the fuck d'you mean
"everything's gonna be fine"?
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off!
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You know, you gotta be the little
pessimist all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
Well, fuck you.
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You were there, you were both there
with me...
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and read my lips
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry...
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Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser.
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We don't know you, we barely just met you,
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and we certainly don't like you.
You're fucking crazy
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...and you're ugly besides.
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I love you too, darling.
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His fuckin head...
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it was in the relish 'n' onions 'n'
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it was talkin'...
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I mean, don't y'think you oughta
call your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and Daddy'll be all
worried about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be a heroin addict;
now she's a Scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig who
was always trying to molest me.
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What 'bout you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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My mom shot my dad
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then killed herself when I was twelve.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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S'how Long've you 'n'
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Princess Leia been a happy little couple?
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Fuck
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a long time
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Three months
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No way.
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Most of my relationships,
they last about three days
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or...
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three hours.
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Yeah, relationships bite.
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Wow. Righteous tattoo.
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I been wantin' one forever but
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I can't decide on a design I like enough to,
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y'know
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wear on my body for like the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like yours alot though...
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I gotta take a whiz.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage may be
too gruesome for some audience members
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so viewer discretion is advised...
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Police say that the severed head
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of QuickieMart proprietor,
Nguyen Kok-Suk,
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was still talking when it was discovered,
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at approximately 2:39 am,
by a Jerseymaid deliveryman...
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...And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriffs Department is still investigating
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the bizarre, ritualistic slaying
of his wife and children as well...
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It appears that the shopkeeper's wife,
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the lives of her
children, disemboweling them...
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Wait just a second there...
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disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, dis-em-boweling them
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The police so far have only one clue to the identity
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of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers...
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This skull earring
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the type sold most frequently
in rock'n'roll paraphernalia shops
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often worn by homosexuals, satanists,
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and members of other dangerous cult groups...
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Hold it, Sandy.Correct me if I'm wrong,
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but don't lots of people,
especially trendy teenagers
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following the latest "fad", kids who are
otherwise perfectly "normal",
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don't they wear earrings similar to
the one shown here?
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Yes, well, Chet,
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that is a problem...
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Smooth move, ex-lax.
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Pinch the bridge of your nose.
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Pinch it there...
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I'm so fuckin hungry
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I can eat my leg.
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How 'bout a little foodular action?
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Welcome to Carnoburger
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May I have your orders please?
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Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster
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no onions
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A Passion Fruit Slurpster
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and aside Curly Q fries
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I have some Barbecue Beef Chunks
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Some Fried Cheeseballs
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And an Evian
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Diet coke. Extra large.
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She never eats when she does crystal
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Shut up
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That's be all?
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I've lost my earring
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That'd be... 6 $ 66.
Please pull forward to the window
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Jordan, I'm sure. We're like in this
total predicament and you're worried about
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losing a fucking earring?
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It's got sentimental value
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My mom gave it to me when I finally
passed algebra/trig
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You can relax your royal sphincter
muscle, your highness.
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The crazy machette lady offed herself and her kids
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so there are no witnesses left.
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What?
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They're all dead.
It was on the news.
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You're so full of sheep excrement
it's not even funny
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I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right?
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Yeah
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what if dead guy's head is still talking?
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And he tell the cops everything?
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Grossify me
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Six sixty-six
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Sunshine?
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00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,309
Gimme some money
268
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:30,074
Sunshine, is that you?
269
00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:32,022
I think you must've me mixed up
with someone else
270
00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:34,740
Gonad-face, give me some money
271
00:21:35,243 --> 00:21:36,347
Don't lie to me now
272
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,982
I know it's you
273
00:21:40,204 --> 00:21:43,006
Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead!
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
274
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,520
Would you just give me some fucking money?
275
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,050
You said you loved me...
276
00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,450
You said, you'd never leave me...
277
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,514
It this Night of the Living Brain-dead?
278
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,492
Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek
279
00:21:58,249 --> 00:22:00,319
I don't know you,
I've never fucking seen you before,
280
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,442
I don't know who the fuck
this 'Sunshine' is!
281
00:22:03,901 --> 00:22:05,251
You little whore
282
00:22:06,802 --> 00:22:08,293
You broke my fucking heart!
283
00:22:08,504 --> 00:22:09,855
Come on, Sunshine
284
00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:12,508
give the poor guy a break
285
00:22:12,651 --> 00:22:14,072
Shut the fuck up
286
00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:17,306
and give me some motherfucking money!
287
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:20,843
Ain't it nice?
288
00:22:21,809 --> 00:22:24,266
I figure, if I can't have you,
no one will
289
00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:35,275
Hey Bartholomew, what's going on?
290
00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:42,018
The bitch
291
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,894
I will find her
292
00:22:46,418 --> 00:22:47,246
and I will kill her
293
00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:50,607
Is it fucking full moon or what?
What the fuck is going on?
294
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:55,085
You shouldn't have broken his little
old achey heart like that, Sunshine
295
00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:58,185
Cram it, ass-crack
We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you
296
00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,271
Mellowize thyself, fishwich
297
00:23:02,828 --> 00:23:05,217
Ever considered cuttin' down on
your crystal intake a bit?
298
00:23:05,807 --> 00:23:06,704
Cripes
299
00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:09,124
I have had it with you!
300
00:23:10,417 --> 00:23:11,482
Don't worry, Amy
301
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,189
We're here, we're safe,
302
00:23:14,674 --> 00:23:15,986
everything is cool
303
00:23:18,657 --> 00:23:21,152
Jordan, I just wanna go home and
forget this whole entire nightmare
304
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,742
It's alright, Amy, really
305
00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:28,052
In the morning, we'll figure it all out
306
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:33,954
Yeah, sure
307
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,430
I'm gonna get ready for bed
308
00:23:44,025 --> 00:23:46,798
brush your teeth before you turn in,
otherwise you'll have cheese-breath
309
00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:58,679
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much
310
00:24:00,241 --> 00:24:01,731
Don't take it personal, X
311
00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:04,069
She's just a little...
312
00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:07,533
aloof, till you get to know her
313
00:25:12,216 --> 00:25:14,219
I've never seen a tattoo there before
314
00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:20,277
Touch it
315
00:25:22,718 --> 00:25:23,547
Go ahead
316
00:25:24,808 --> 00:25:25,776
Indulge
317
00:26:47,124 --> 00:26:48,153
Where is she?
318
00:26:49,451 --> 00:26:51,094
Where is my little dandelion flower?
319
00:26:53,441 --> 00:26:55,181
Tell me where she is or
320
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:58,766
you'll gonna have a mangled stump in
place of that fairy face o' yours
321
00:27:03,579 --> 00:27:05,061
Tell me where she is,
322
00:27:05,495 --> 00:27:07,740
you fucking slimy piece of queerbait!
323
00:27:07,846 --> 00:27:09,286
I'm right here, lovebucket
324
00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:16,255
My pearly-doo drops rose
325
00:27:17,573 --> 00:27:19,561
I missed you so much, my darling
326
00:27:26,665 --> 00:27:28,831
You know I could never live
without you, my bumpkins
327
00:27:29,805 --> 00:27:31,766
I've been dreaming
of this moment for months
328
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:40,211
Come on!
329
00:27:41,688 --> 00:27:42,610
My pants
330
00:27:46,353 --> 00:27:48,038
My babycakes! My cuddlemuffin!
331
00:27:48,179 --> 00:27:50,707
Please, please, don't leave me again!
332
00:27:51,488 --> 00:27:53,309
Get a fuckin life, dogbreath
333
00:27:56,795 --> 00:27:57,714
Come back!
334
00:27:58,394 --> 00:27:59,490
Babycake!
335
00:28:11,407 --> 00:28:14,258
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
336
00:28:19,103 --> 00:28:19,954
Not again
337
00:28:25,353 --> 00:28:26,382
My fucking arm!
338
00:28:27,721 --> 00:28:28,858
I want it back
339
00:28:30,511 --> 00:28:31,402
Son of a bitch
340
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:32,643
Jam on it, girlfriend!
341
00:28:33,232 --> 00:28:35,290
Get that fucking thing out of my car!
342
00:28:35,609 --> 00:28:37,157
I'm trying! What d'you think...
343
00:28:53,852 --> 00:28:56,018
You are my one true love
344
00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:59,597
What is with you? Do you have to kill someone
every fuckin time we stop the car?!
345
00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:04,656
Well, pardon me for rescuing your
ingrate ass twice in the same night,
346
00:29:05,707 --> 00:29:07,165
You don't care about anything, do you?
347
00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:09,284
You have no guilt, no remorse?
348
00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:12,865
You murdered two people tonight
Doesn't that faze you at all?
349
00:29:15,093 --> 00:29:16,982
Yeah, I'm bummed
350
00:29:17,094 --> 00:29:18,052
To the max
351
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,664
But it's not like I've never done it before
352
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:22,853
Excuse me?
353
00:29:25,413 --> 00:29:26,442
How many people've you..?
354
00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:28,200
Just a few
355
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,692
and all of 'em deserved it
356
00:29:31,213 --> 00:29:32,488
or wore a uniform
357
00:29:34,763 --> 00:29:35,860
Like my first,
358
00:29:36,451 --> 00:29:38,370
this ugly sow of a parking cop
359
00:29:38,518 --> 00:29:43,663
Y'know how they're so full of themselves, they got
their fuckin badge, they think they're all bad
360
00:29:44,128 --> 00:29:45,677
Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me
361
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,989
for bein' in a red zone
362
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:49,849
for like ten seconds
363
00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:53,839
So I'm there in the street arguin' with her
'n' she's just smiling away, writin' me up
364
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,130
I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro
365
00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:59,029
and started poundin' her head into
the hood of her nice white
366
00:29:59,202 --> 00:30:00,163
Parking Pig-mobile
367
00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:01,021
and then,
368
00:30:01,202 --> 00:30:06,708
I slammed the door on her skull a
buncha times until she was dead
369
00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:07,907
La mort
370
00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:08,900
History
371
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,295
God, would take a reality pill
372
00:30:12,126 --> 00:30:13,400
Hey, I still got the scar
373
00:30:17,084 --> 00:30:19,249
Teethmarks from where the bitch bit me
374
00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:23,858
I tell you,
375
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,319
those cops are like
goddamned savage animals
376
00:31:00,381 --> 00:31:01,369
...and some nachos
377
00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,612
That'd be six sixty six
378
00:31:21,216 --> 00:31:23,658
All hail the Coffee and Cigarette God
379
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,041
Where's my change?
380
00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:28,247
Drop dead, dunghead
381
00:31:30,002 --> 00:31:31,138
No Zagnut bars?
382
00:31:31,888 --> 00:31:33,918
Life is a chewy shit sandwich
383
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,157
What now?
384
00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:40,498
Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench
385
00:31:40,638 --> 00:31:41,735
Fuck you
386
00:31:42,597 --> 00:31:43,626
You already have
387
00:31:45,464 --> 00:31:46,178
You are such
388
00:31:46,394 --> 00:31:47,355
the prick
389
00:31:50,995 --> 00:31:52,491
I'm gonna strangle you!
390
00:31:52,719 --> 00:31:53,848
I hate you!
391
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,029
He's a liar
392
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,201
Y'know that, don't you?
393
00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:20,630
It doesn't matter
394
00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:23,258
Even if I did get together with him,
and this isn't saying I did or anything,
395
00:32:24,456 --> 00:32:25,731
but if I did,
396
00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:29,057
y'know that it wouldn't actually mean anything,
I mean
397
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:31,954
y'know that I really only love you,
398
00:32:32,943 --> 00:32:33,770
right?
399
00:32:36,106 --> 00:32:37,136
Whatever, Amy
400
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,922
I wish that we could ditch him
someplace, Jordan
401
00:32:49,942 --> 00:32:52,000
Just get rid of him and
forget he ever existed
402
00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,301
He's not so bad
403
00:32:56,446 --> 00:32:57,476
I mean,
404
00:32:58,371 --> 00:32:59,713
he's sorta like us
405
00:33:01,024 --> 00:33:02,081
Lost,
406
00:33:03,371 --> 00:33:04,852
like he doesn't fit in
407
00:33:07,184 --> 00:33:08,349
He scares me, Jordan
408
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,212
Like I don't know what it is,
409
00:33:13,098 --> 00:33:15,018
there's something evil about him
410
00:33:18,078 --> 00:33:19,418
Don't be a cornnut
411
00:33:20,446 --> 00:33:21,299
C'mon
412
00:33:21,950 --> 00:33:23,116
finish your breakfast
413
00:33:24,172 --> 00:33:25,816
Then let's get me some clothes
414
00:33:26,685 --> 00:33:29,058
I feel like a fuckin
frat boy in this toga
415
00:33:48,521 --> 00:33:49,440
Be right back
416
00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:00,217
What's with you? You act like
somebody ate your pet hamster
417
00:34:02,193 --> 00:34:03,115
Well, duh
418
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,878
I am so pissed at you I could
rip your testicles off
419
00:34:06,263 --> 00:34:08,031
and staple them to your ankles
420
00:34:08,711 --> 00:34:11,151
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
421
00:34:12,324 --> 00:34:13,353
Tell him what?
422
00:34:14,694 --> 00:34:16,204
What d'you think, doorknob?
That we got together
423
00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:18,656
Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
424
00:34:19,038 --> 00:34:20,174
That is not the point
425
00:34:21,389 --> 00:34:23,075
What is the point then?
Get it:
426
00:34:23,727 --> 00:34:26,236
Guilt is for married, old people
427
00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:30,942
You are incredible.
You aren't even human, are you?
428
00:34:32,408 --> 00:34:34,534
You're like a life support system
for a cock
429
00:34:36,807 --> 00:34:38,219
This is so fuckin cher
430
00:34:38,358 --> 00:34:39,250
Look'it this thing
431
00:34:39,427 --> 00:34:41,227
I mean, check it out
432
00:34:41,591 --> 00:34:42,551
Let me see
433
00:34:49,939 --> 00:34:50,762
Can I?
434
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,446
Be my guest
435
00:35:10,057 --> 00:35:12,331
Jesus, it's a fuckin belt
Don't tard out over it
436
00:35:15,532 --> 00:35:17,040
Mon, dad
437
00:35:17,895 --> 00:35:18,746
It's me
438
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,861
I'm uh, sorta takin' a little
vacation with Amy right now and uh
439
00:35:29,946 --> 00:35:31,975
Fuckin machine hung up on me
440
00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:41,522
I'm thirsty
441
00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:12,107
What d'you pick?
442
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:14,994
Shit!
443
00:36:16,347 --> 00:36:18,375
Jordan, would you listen to me
for a second and forget about
that dweeby game?
444
00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:29,673
Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency?
445
00:36:32,381 --> 00:36:34,753
Jordan, would you kindly pull
your head out of your rectal region?
446
00:36:38,695 --> 00:36:40,655
We're accessories to two homicides
447
00:36:41,962 --> 00:36:44,406
Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin least?
448
00:36:46,555 --> 00:36:47,651
Kitten, is that you?
449
00:36:54,058 --> 00:36:55,332
Don't you recognize me?
450
00:36:56,737 --> 00:36:57,658
It's me
451
00:36:59,211 --> 00:37:00,240
Brandi
452
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:02,548
Your eternal loveslave
453
00:37:03,341 --> 00:37:04,370
Your slave
454
00:37:04,547 --> 00:37:05,507
Look, lady, I don't know who you are
455
00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:08,240
Has this guy shot you full of dope and brainwashed
456
00:37:08,265 --> 00:37:10,155
you like the others?
You're high, aren't you?
457
00:37:11,922 --> 00:37:13,157
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go!
458
00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,462
I know it's you,
I can smell your perfume
459
00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:23,827
Get your fucking clammy hands off me,
you crazy bitch!!!
460
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:26,975
He's kidnapped you, right?
461
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,006
And he told you he'd kill you if you
act like you knew me
462
00:37:30,529 --> 00:37:32,373
Well, don't fret, darlin'
463
00:37:32,446 --> 00:37:33,638
Brandi's here
464
00:37:33,663 --> 00:37:35,351
I'll save you from this heathen
465
00:37:39,586 --> 00:37:41,132
I'm gonna lop
466
00:37:41,411 --> 00:37:43,264
his dick off
467
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:44,856
like a chicken head
468
00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:49,564
I can't leave you guys alone
for a minute, can I?
469
00:38:14,263 --> 00:38:15,772
Oh God, Bruce
I'm sorry
470
00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:23,073
But that was her, it was Kitten
471
00:38:24,257 --> 00:38:25,767
I know it, I know it was her
472
00:38:33,803 --> 00:38:34,695
The bitch
473
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:40,198
I'm gonna find her
474
00:38:42,481 --> 00:38:43,786
And I'm gonna kill
475
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:47,336
This is so nice
476
00:38:48,762 --> 00:38:51,612
Lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer
477
00:38:53,591 --> 00:38:55,445
I hope we die simultaneously,
478
00:38:57,689 --> 00:38:59,717
like in a fiery car wreck
479
00:39:00,308 --> 00:39:02,886
or nuclear bomb-blast or something
480
00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:07,967
You are so romantic
481
00:39:10,631 --> 00:39:11,933
No, for reals
482
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,807
I don't ever wanna have to miss you
483
00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:20,165
Ditto
484
00:39:20,828 --> 00:39:24,090
Row, row, row
485
00:39:25,717 --> 00:39:26,676
your boat
486
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:31,385
gently down the stream
487
00:39:37,738 --> 00:39:40,904
Merrily, merrily, merrily
488
00:39:46,244 --> 00:39:48,891
Life is but a dream
489
00:40:01,718 --> 00:40:05,601
Don't you think sex is totally strange?
490
00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:08,453
Just the whole idea of it,
491
00:40:10,319 --> 00:40:12,319
this tube of flesh gets stiff
492
00:40:13,671 --> 00:40:15,671
and inserted in these
493
00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:18,302
warm, squishy places
494
00:40:21,224 --> 00:40:23,224
I think maybe it's more powerful
than we'd like it to be
495
00:40:28,131 --> 00:40:30,131
It's fuckin trippy,
496
00:40:31,451 --> 00:40:33,451
that's for sure
497
00:40:35,713 --> 00:40:37,713
It's kinda like eating spaghetti
498
00:40:41,932 --> 00:40:43,870
Why?
499
00:40:50,845 --> 00:40:52,845
You are so great
500
00:40:57,737 --> 00:41:01,063
Hey, that reminds me
501
00:41:02,271 --> 00:41:03,545
I'm hongry
502
00:41:04,081 --> 00:41:05,562
You're always "hongry"
503
00:41:07,744 --> 00:41:09,321
That's cuz I'm a growin' boy
504
00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:15,939
I'm gonna walk to the AM/PM and
get some Shrimp Nuggets or something
505
00:41:18,861 --> 00:41:19,823
Want anything?
506
00:41:20,757 --> 00:41:21,853
More cigarettes
507
00:41:23,789 --> 00:41:24,749
Yes, dear
508
00:41:45,732 --> 00:41:46,967
I love you, fucker
509
00:41:49,261 --> 00:41:50,565
Me too, fucker
510
00:42:30,370 --> 00:42:31,398
Whatchawatchin'?
511
00:42:41,813 --> 00:42:42,664
Come here
512
00:42:49,051 --> 00:42:50,147
I wanna play a game
513
00:42:52,484 --> 00:42:54,379
I'm gonna start counting
514
00:42:54,587 --> 00:42:57,066
If you crack a smile
before I get to eight,
515
00:42:57,309 --> 00:42:58,544
I get to strangle you
516
00:42:59,923 --> 00:43:00,844
If you don't,
517
00:43:02,771 --> 00:43:04,828
I have to do anything you say
518
00:43:35,106 --> 00:43:36,133
Seven-and-a-half
519
00:43:38,178 --> 00:43:39,137
You win
520
00:43:43,765 --> 00:43:44,589
Go ahead
521
00:44:15,430 --> 00:44:16,323
I'll take
522
00:44:17,516 --> 00:44:18,343
these too
523
00:44:23,671 --> 00:44:25,249
Six sixty-six
524
00:44:36,752 --> 00:44:38,027
What's Jordan's like?
525
00:44:38,738 --> 00:44:39,589
What?
526
00:44:39,771 --> 00:44:41,938
Y'know, his engorged member
527
00:44:42,493 --> 00:44:43,904
His tumescent love missle
528
00:44:44,044 --> 00:44:46,689
His throbbing purple meat scepter
529
00:44:50,593 --> 00:44:52,065
Why d'you wanna know?
530
00:44:52,652 --> 00:44:53,573
I don't know
531
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:55,757
I'm curious
532
00:44:58,471 --> 00:44:59,566
It's alright,
533
00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:01,049
it's fine
534
00:45:03,942 --> 00:45:06,216
What d'you mean 'fine'?
535
00:45:08,242 --> 00:45:10,095
Is it the size of vienna sausage
536
00:45:10,378 --> 00:45:11,789
or like a baby's arm?
537
00:45:13,267 --> 00:45:15,470
Is it cut, is it uncut?
538
00:45:16,174 --> 00:45:18,858
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
539
00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,703
Does it go in a
southeasterly direction?
540
00:45:24,275 --> 00:45:26,167
Is it curved, is it straight,
541
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:55,840
Where you been?
542
00:46:58,209 --> 00:46:59,062
Nowhere
543
00:47:05,218 --> 00:47:06,794
I was worried about you, dufus
544
00:47:07,905 --> 00:47:08,757
Sorry
545
00:47:10,873 --> 00:47:11,764
Come over here
546
00:47:25,174 --> 00:47:26,819
Y'know just because he and I
547
00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:32,819
It doesn't mean that I'm
really like all that
548
00:47:35,229 --> 00:47:36,328
whatever
549
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,049
I know
550
00:48:17,887 --> 00:48:18,878
This the currency
551
00:48:19,059 --> 00:48:22,939
we've linked to the December 17th
QuickieMart robbery/homicide
552
00:48:22,964 --> 00:48:23,680
in Tarzana
553
00:48:23,964 --> 00:48:25,277
The suspects
554
00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,472
a paramilitary brigade
of three youths
555
00:48:28,807 --> 00:48:31,630
appear to be on a freewheeling
crime spree heading north
556
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,518
We've run a fingerprint check
557
00:48:33,701 --> 00:48:35,249
through the Mother Computer in DC
558
00:48:35,629 --> 00:48:37,344
and thusfar have ID'd
one of the suspects
559
00:48:39,203 --> 00:48:40,339
Amy Blue
560
00:48:40,909 --> 00:48:42,047
Age 18
561
00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:44,589
Height: five-one
Weight: ninetytwo pounds
562
00:48:45,325 --> 00:48:46,873
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
563
00:48:48,118 --> 00:48:50,008
Cumulative SAT score:
564
00:48:57,614 --> 00:48:59,849
Should be considered armed and dangerous
565
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:05,068
Gentlemen,
566
00:49:05,447 --> 00:49:06,856
I want you to find her
567
00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:09,056
And if necessary
568
00:49:10,097 --> 00:49:10,923
Kill her
569
00:49:18,312 --> 00:49:19,232
G'morning
570
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:26,501
Don't kiss me
My breath is like totally skanky
571
00:49:30,659 --> 00:49:32,204
Wait till I brush my teeth
572
00:49:38,293 --> 00:49:39,252
Know what?
573
00:49:41,968 --> 00:49:42,791
What?
574
00:49:44,211 --> 00:49:47,069
This is the first time we've ever slept together
575
00:49:47,094 --> 00:49:48,574
and woken up together
576
00:49:50,073 --> 00:49:51,374
In a real bed, I mean
577
00:49:54,122 --> 00:49:56,492
You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae
578
00:50:02,190 --> 00:50:03,179
Goofball
579
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,921
Rise and shine, monkeybutt
580
00:50:26,397 --> 00:50:28,905
The itsy bitsy spider
581
00:50:29,612 --> 00:50:31,600
went up the waterspout
582
00:50:32,382 --> 00:50:34,302
Down came the rain
583
00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:37,141
Washed the spider out
584
00:50:37,192 --> 00:50:39,808
I have died and gone to hell for my sins
585
00:50:45,684 --> 00:50:47,506
It's the Dawning of A Brand New Day
586
00:50:49,935 --> 00:50:51,826
Suck my stump to a bloody lump
587
00:50:54,458 --> 00:50:56,976
What're you two homos gabbing about now?
588
00:50:58,934 --> 00:51:01,035
Have either of you ever
done it with an animal?
589
00:51:01,085 --> 00:51:01,800
What?
590
00:51:03,362 --> 00:51:04,871
Have either of you had
sex with an animal?
591
00:51:05,608 --> 00:51:06,744
Just you
592
00:51:10,513 --> 00:51:12,845
This song always reminds me of Scooter
593
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,011
Who's Scooter?
594
00:51:15,187 --> 00:51:17,216
He was like my best friend
all through high school
595
00:51:19,651 --> 00:51:22,447
One day he brought a gun to physics class
and told everyone he was gonna shoot
596
00:51:22,472 --> 00:51:24,720
himself in the bathroom
597
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,681
And he did
598
00:51:26,035 --> 00:51:28,817
He was always depressed, always
pulling shit like that,
599
00:51:29,522 --> 00:51:30,932
so nobody believed him
600
00:51:33,281 --> 00:51:34,485
Death's funny
601
00:51:36,524 --> 00:51:39,347
Like at first, it's all weird 'n' you're bummed 'n' shit -
602
00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,743
like this person you're used to hangin'
out with all of sudden doesn't like
603
00:51:44,521 --> 00:51:45,794
exist anymore
604
00:51:47,081 --> 00:51:49,071
But then you just get over it 'n' move on
605
00:51:50,612 --> 00:51:52,068
It's almost for the best
606
00:51:52,093 --> 00:51:54,434
I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time
607
00:51:56,133 --> 00:51:59,228
Me and him used to sit in my room,
gettin' stoned, listening to the Smiths
608
00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:04,621
he was over the night before he killed himself
609
00:52:05,157 --> 00:52:08,568
right in the middle of "Unloveable",
he just started cryin' like crazy
610
00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:11,366
He was really into the Smiths
611
00:52:14,908 --> 00:52:16,872
Hey Amy, remember the time we were so
fucked up we lost my mom's car?
612
00:52:18,482 --> 00:52:20,372
After the Thrill Kill Kult concert?
613
00:52:22,424 --> 00:52:25,764
We were so trashed we couldn't
remember where we left the car
614
00:52:26,939 --> 00:52:28,997
We looked and looked
615
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,311
and we walked around and around
616
00:52:31,797 --> 00:52:34,277
but we could not find the fucking
thing to save our life!
617
00:52:36,257 --> 00:52:38,598
We finally ended up taking a cab home
618
00:52:39,382 --> 00:52:40,586
Which you puked in
619
00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:42,165
Which you puked in!
620
00:52:43,838 --> 00:52:44,866
Wait
621
00:52:50,028 --> 00:52:51,605
How revolting
622
00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,530
Amy? What?
623
00:53:04,816 --> 00:53:05,667
Oh fuck
624
00:53:48,816 --> 00:53:49,845
Do something
625
00:53:50,814 --> 00:53:51,775
Like what?
626
00:53:52,609 --> 00:53:53,531
I don't know
Something
627
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:57,633
What, do look like a fuckin veterinarian?
628
00:54:07,974 --> 00:54:09,208
What're you doing?!
629
00:54:17,940 --> 00:54:19,418
Jesus fucking Christ
630
00:54:38,389 --> 00:54:39,731
The world sucks
631
00:54:47,564 --> 00:54:49,933
Bro, snag the import
It's got extra tracks
632
00:55:04,532 --> 00:55:05,912
I just wish I could crawl in here
633
00:55:05,937 --> 00:55:07,484
and disappear forever
634
00:55:10,317 --> 00:55:11,894
Don't you have that at
home already?
635
00:55:17,307 --> 00:55:18,747
I miss my records
636
00:55:22,613 --> 00:55:24,429
Well, well, well, men
Lookee here
637
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,760
Check out that hot,
tight bubble-butt, George
638
00:55:27,078 --> 00:55:30,492
Oh stop, Dan
I'm gonna pop a boner
639
00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:32,868
Hey there, sailor
Like your pretty earrings
640
00:55:33,668 --> 00:55:34,802
Leave him alone, Pat
641
00:55:34,943 --> 00:55:37,626
Can't you see he's a shy,
sensitive flower?
642
00:55:40,616 --> 00:55:41,780
What's goin' on here, man?
643
00:55:42,258 --> 00:55:43,150
No way
644
00:55:44,018 --> 00:55:45,072
It can't be
645
00:55:46,937 --> 00:55:47,898
Bambi?
646
00:55:48,941 --> 00:55:50,039
Is it really you?
647
00:55:51,289 --> 00:55:52,143
Fuck
648
00:55:53,847 --> 00:55:54,943
It's me, George
649
00:55:55,876 --> 00:55:56,973
Your poopsie,
650
00:55:57,253 --> 00:55:58,351
Your snugglybear
651
00:55:59,321 --> 00:56:01,952
Look, smegma-breath
I'm not whoever the fuck you think I am
652
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,018
So will you just do me
a favor and evacuate?
653
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:08,876
Don't do this
654
00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:10,032
Fuck this shit
655
00:56:14,885 --> 00:56:15,775
Please
656
00:56:43,131 --> 00:56:45,227
Dig it...
Someone made the bed
657
00:56:51,094 --> 00:56:53,153
I just hope we don't catch crabs or something
658
00:57:06,187 --> 00:57:08,559
Life is lonely, boring, and dumb
659
00:57:13,937 --> 00:57:16,021
Jordan, y'want heads, or tails?
660
00:57:23,764 --> 00:57:24,793
Whatever
661
00:57:27,543 --> 00:57:28,435
Heads
662
00:57:29,672 --> 00:57:30,661
Tails
663
00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:37,782
Heads
664
00:57:43,296 --> 00:57:44,146
Oh well
665
00:57:54,745 --> 00:57:55,949
There any more beer?
666
00:57:58,046 --> 00:57:59,103
In the trunk
667
00:58:05,892 --> 00:58:06,948
Have fun
668
00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:22,630
"Schoobie, schoobie,
669
00:58:23,519 --> 00:58:25,167
schmoke a doobie"
670
00:58:43,068 --> 00:58:44,649
You're up to bat
671
00:58:44,837 --> 00:58:46,795
Don't tell me you hogged
all the brewskis
672
00:59:01,981 --> 00:59:02,970
Go fer it, boyo
673
00:59:12,405 --> 00:59:14,167
do you like slamdancing?
674
00:59:14,734 --> 00:59:15,654
It's alright
675
00:59:16,464 --> 00:59:18,736
except when you get someone's
elbow in your eye, or
676
00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:22,045
their steel-toed boot in your crotch
677
00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:25,112
Why?
678
00:59:28,935 --> 00:59:29,925
Have you ever,
679
00:59:30,893 --> 00:59:31,814
I mean,
680
00:59:35,979 --> 00:59:37,183
does it like
681
00:59:37,723 --> 00:59:39,063
all those bodies,
682
00:59:40,063 --> 00:59:42,158
all that sweating
683
00:59:43,403 --> 00:59:44,746
'n' pushing 'n' shoving
684
00:59:46,714 --> 00:59:48,083
Does it give me a hard-on?
685
00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:55,968
Yeah, always
686
01:00:07,796 --> 01:00:10,890
I, uh, better
687
01:00:32,112 --> 01:00:34,728
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
688
01:00:41,092 --> 01:00:42,874
You ever wonder why we exist?
689
01:00:48,045 --> 01:00:49,006
No, what for?
690
01:00:53,254 --> 01:00:54,176
No reason
691
01:02:02,665 --> 01:02:03,382
Shit
692
01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:04,675
What?
693
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:06,885
What is it?
694
01:02:09,068 --> 01:02:10,232
I gotta pee
695
01:02:11,191 --> 01:02:12,180
Right now?
696
01:02:14,632 --> 01:02:17,316
It's not like I want to get up 'n' go out
into the fuckin freezing cold y'know,
697
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,657
but when Nature calls, it fucking hollers
698
01:02:23,396 --> 01:02:25,056
Just go ahead and let 'er rip
699
01:02:25,543 --> 01:02:27,257
That is so vile and beastly
700
01:02:27,403 --> 01:02:30,157
I can't believe any human being
could even conceive of it
701
01:02:31,228 --> 01:02:33,735
Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart
702
01:02:36,650 --> 01:02:38,198
You are a demon from hell
703
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:48,528
Girls have no sense of adventure
704
01:02:53,534 --> 01:02:54,524
I guess
705
01:03:00,212 --> 01:03:01,995
What the fuck??
706
01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:05,105
Two little faggots
707
01:03:05,805 --> 01:03:07,588
sittin' in a bed,
708
01:03:08,929 --> 01:03:10,546
One eatin' ass,
709
01:03:11,064 --> 01:03:12,641
'n the other givin' head
710
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,758
Dirty, pervert scum
711
01:03:16,466 --> 01:03:18,083
make me see red
712
01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:21,757
The world'll be a purer place
713
01:03:22,902 --> 01:03:24,988
when they're both dead
714
01:03:25,655 --> 01:03:27,854
X, man, if this is your idea of a...
715
01:03:28,074 --> 01:03:28,747
Shut up
716
01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:06,720
Leave her alone!
717
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:09,793
Dan
718
01:04:10,519 --> 01:04:12,678
Please fire up our favorite song
719
01:04:19,699 --> 01:04:21,246
I pledge allegiance
720
01:04:22,468 --> 01:04:23,565
to the flag
721
01:04:23,709 --> 01:04:26,325
of the United States of America
722
01:04:28,761 --> 01:04:29,789
to the Republic
723
01:04:31,653 --> 01:04:32,955
For which it stands
724
01:04:34,116 --> 01:04:35,283
One Nation
725
01:04:35,462 --> 01:04:37,244
Under God
Indivisible
726
01:04:38,102 --> 01:04:39,266
Leave her the fuck alone!
727
01:04:40,479 --> 01:04:41,506
With Liberty
728
01:04:42,330 --> 01:04:43,252
And Justice
729
01:04:46,818 --> 01:04:47,671
You fuckin bitch
730
01:04:54,598 --> 01:04:57,382
You're gonna pay for that, Bambi
731
01:04:59,653 --> 01:05:01,079
You fucking asshole!
732
01:05:02,237 --> 01:05:02,991
Stop it!
733
01:05:05,786 --> 01:05:06,992
Just be patient, honey
734
01:05:07,659 --> 01:05:08,648
You'll get yours
735
01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,193
That's what your mom said
736
01:05:15,442 --> 01:05:16,578
Don't you
737
01:05:17,097 --> 01:05:17,987
ever
738
01:05:18,830 --> 01:05:20,582
Talk about my mother like that!
739
01:05:24,494 --> 01:05:26,384
You... you...
740
01:05:27,939 --> 01:05:29,145
You, dude, are going to die
741
01:05:31,224 --> 01:05:32,594
And you, Bambi
742
01:05:33,290 --> 01:05:36,459
you lying filthy fucking slut
743
01:05:37,966 --> 01:05:39,169
are gonna watch me
744
01:05:39,721 --> 01:05:42,162
help your little fairy boytoy
745
01:05:43,777 --> 01:05:45,833
shuffle off this mortal coil
746
01:05:53,986 --> 01:05:56,433
Kiss your puny,
747
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:58,935
worthless
748
01:05:58,960 --> 01:05:59,945
cock
749
01:06:00,664 --> 01:06:01,593
Goodbye
750
01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:06,958
Any last words, queer?
751
01:06:09,891 --> 01:06:10,577
Amy
752
01:06:13,659 --> 01:06:14,808
I love y...
753
01:08:03,895 --> 01:08:05,168
Wanna Dorito?
50560
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