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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:03,531 - I'm taking a trip down memory lane today. 2 00:00:03,615 --> 00:00:07,660 My husband was executed 'cause he was a serial killer. 3 00:00:07,744 --> 00:00:11,790 And so, a lot of the crime scenes haven't been looked at in a while 4 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:13,416 and there's all kinds of DNA, 5 00:00:13,499 --> 00:00:15,710 and this was one of his. 6 00:00:15,794 --> 00:00:17,420 Makes me kind of emotional. 7 00:00:18,004 --> 00:00:21,382 So we're gonna see what kind of evidence we can find in here. 8 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:25,929 Oh, yeah, this is spooky as shit. 9 00:00:26,012 --> 00:00:28,890 This definitely looks like a place that he would have come... 10 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:33,436 and murdered the hell out of some people. 11 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:35,480 The department gives me these kits. 12 00:00:35,563 --> 00:00:39,901 I'll be honest, I don't know what to do with any of this. 13 00:00:39,985 --> 00:00:41,820 These are just regular, old Q-tips, 14 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:46,658 so I'm just get some of this and put it in an envelope. 15 00:00:47,199 --> 00:00:49,744 This will keep them busy for four or five days. 16 00:00:52,371 --> 00:00:54,165 - This is a non-issue. - JAMES: Sir... 17 00:00:54,248 --> 00:00:56,960 - When you hear what I'm gonna say, you're gonna be like, 18 00:00:57,043 --> 00:00:58,670 "Oh, I apologize, Andrew." 19 00:00:58,753 --> 00:00:59,712 - Just be quiet. 20 00:00:59,796 --> 00:01:02,757 - You're buying a solo ticket to "stick time," OK? 21 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:05,802 - ANDREW: Yeah, you're buying a group ticket to my fist. 22 00:01:05,885 --> 00:01:08,721 - Wait, what? Wait, what? - ANDREW: Wait, wait, wait. 23 00:01:08,805 --> 00:01:12,017 What that a mistake? Yes. But let me speak my story. 24 00:01:12,099 --> 00:01:13,100 Let me speak my story. 25 00:01:13,184 --> 00:01:15,854 - Andrew, let her speak her story. - Let her speak her story before... 26 00:01:15,937 --> 00:01:16,771 - ANDREW: Please. - Please. 27 00:01:16,855 --> 00:01:19,524 - ANDREW: Please speak your story, Angela. - Please, Andrew. 28 00:01:19,607 --> 00:01:21,068 - Angela. - ANDREW: Angela. 29 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:24,071 - He was also masturbating. - Whoa. 30 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:27,156 - OK. OK. I'm not gonna fight that. 31 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,078 Did I in fact pleasure myself at my seat? Yes. 32 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,954 But that's not the issue. 33 00:01:33,038 --> 00:01:35,248 That's not the issue. 34 00:01:35,331 --> 00:01:36,374 We all bought tickets. 35 00:01:36,457 --> 00:01:39,168 And when you buy tickets, you buy a "what"? A home. 36 00:01:39,252 --> 00:01:40,294 This is my home. 37 00:01:40,378 --> 00:01:43,214 So I sit down, I go, "Lady and the Tramp?" 38 00:01:43,590 --> 00:01:46,051 That's immediately I go to, I'm like, 39 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:47,761 "Now I gotta masturbate. Lady and the Tramp." 40 00:01:47,844 --> 00:01:50,764 - Wait, wait. Dogs eating spaghetti? - What? 41 00:01:50,847 --> 00:01:53,140 - By a show of hands, who here has pleasured themselves 42 00:01:53,224 --> 00:01:54,225 to Lady and the Tramp? 43 00:01:54,308 --> 00:01:56,061 Liars. All liars. 44 00:01:56,143 --> 00:01:58,396 All they've been doing is throwing their people juice. 45 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:01,148 - Andrew, OK. That's... - All over this petri dish. 46 00:02:01,232 --> 00:02:03,068 - We will deal with this. -Hey! Now wait a minute. 47 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,361 - No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. - OK. 48 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:07,530 - This is injustice. This is injustice. - We're taking it, we're taking it. 49 00:02:07,614 --> 00:02:08,823 That's it. - Wait, 1917. 50 00:02:08,907 --> 00:02:09,908 - Come on. - 1917. 51 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:11,701 - OK. OK. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 52 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,708 - Poor fucker. 53 00:02:18,792 --> 00:02:20,835 She was short. He liked 'em short. 54 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:25,840 I mean he liked me for, you know, sex and romance, 55 00:02:25,924 --> 00:02:27,968 but for murder he liked 'em short. 56 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:31,012 There's a little blood on there. 57 00:02:34,515 --> 00:02:35,767 Could've been his. 58 00:02:43,566 --> 00:02:45,276 - What's going on, Trudy? 59 00:02:45,359 --> 00:02:47,070 - Oh, hey, Craig. - Hey. 60 00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:51,282 - Craig. - Yeah. 61 00:02:51,365 --> 00:02:52,408 What's going on? 62 00:02:52,492 --> 00:02:54,161 - Are you really here? 63 00:02:55,078 --> 00:02:58,331 - Yeah, I guess. I mean I think I'm a ghost or whatever, but... 64 00:02:59,916 --> 00:03:02,543 - I was always hoping this might happen. 65 00:03:03,753 --> 00:03:07,757 - I mean I've been good. You've been good? Everything's nice? 66 00:03:07,841 --> 00:03:10,384 - No, I've missed you since you've been dead. 67 00:03:10,468 --> 00:03:14,139 I have not had any... 68 00:03:15,222 --> 00:03:20,269 boyfriends or any dating since you were executed. 69 00:03:20,854 --> 00:03:24,024 Let me tell you, I've had lots of offers. 70 00:03:24,107 --> 00:03:27,861 - Good. 'Cause I've been dating a bunch of people. 71 00:03:28,569 --> 00:03:30,363 I didn't know that was a thing. 72 00:03:31,322 --> 00:03:33,240 Yeah, I'm in hell. I don't know if you know this. 73 00:03:33,825 --> 00:03:34,659 - I figured. 74 00:03:34,742 --> 00:03:36,119 - It's kind of a party. 75 00:03:36,953 --> 00:03:37,912 Pretty awesome. 76 00:03:38,496 --> 00:03:41,749 - You know, you can see gals on the side, you know. 77 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:46,087 - It's a whole mess of people. It's not just girls. 78 00:03:46,171 --> 00:03:51,968 I mean it's kind of an orgy, Caligula type of situation. 79 00:03:52,052 --> 00:03:54,387 I mean the Devil's involved. 80 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:57,098 He's actually pretty funny if you get to know him. 81 00:03:57,182 --> 00:03:59,017 He's got a good sense of humor. 82 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,269 Just does, like to make people, you know, laugh and stuff. 83 00:04:02,353 --> 00:04:04,231 - Oh, I wish I could come visit. 84 00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,900 - You can. You just have to do some terrible things. 85 00:04:10,695 --> 00:04:11,612 - Hey, honey. - WOMAN: Hey. 86 00:04:12,363 --> 00:04:14,657 What are you doin' home so early? - I forgot my... 87 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:17,202 what do you call the thing? How you doin'? 88 00:04:19,537 --> 00:04:20,997 - Hey, mama. 89 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:30,506 - You look nice today. You look very nice today. 90 00:04:33,968 --> 00:04:37,138 - Mom, these boobs brought you to America, OK? 91 00:04:37,222 --> 00:04:38,431 - What you got there? 92 00:04:39,432 --> 00:04:41,142 You wore my vest? - Yeah. 93 00:04:43,561 --> 00:04:46,647 - Step out. Step out. All right. - Yeah. Yeah. 94 00:04:48,191 --> 00:04:49,650 OK? I'm putting on clothes. 95 00:04:49,734 --> 00:04:54,072 Oh, look, look. Let me go to the office. I'll go and work a regular job. 96 00:04:55,698 --> 00:04:58,118 - You forgot this, too. Yeah. - Thank you. Yeah. 97 00:04:58,201 --> 00:04:59,202 - Don't kill yourself out there. - Well, thanks. 98 00:04:59,286 --> 00:05:00,954 - Don't let them kill you. - Don't throw it. Don't throw the taser. 99 00:05:02,163 --> 00:05:03,915 - Oh, shit! No, don't throw it. Don't throw it. 100 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:07,085 - Don't throw it. - Don't throw it. Don't throw it. 101 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:09,003 - Thank you. 102 00:05:10,964 --> 00:05:13,549 - Don't speak Korean. - WOMAN: She says she loves you. 103 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:18,263 That bad... This body brought you to America. 104 00:05:18,345 --> 00:05:22,809 - You know, in 32 years, I'm gonna own this whole place. 105 00:05:25,979 --> 00:05:28,773 - I got a couple of questions for you. - You do. 106 00:05:28,857 --> 00:05:30,733 - Yeah. - Anything. 107 00:05:30,817 --> 00:05:33,695 - I just wanna know what's going on... - OK. 108 00:05:33,778 --> 00:05:36,823 - ...on Earth and stuff. What's an iPhone? 109 00:05:36,906 --> 00:05:38,616 People come down and talk about their iPhone. 110 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,827 It's like I go, "Oh, yeah, that's awesome." 111 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:42,912 And then I go back, I'm like, "What's this iPhone?" 112 00:05:42,996 --> 00:05:44,956 - Well, it's just a phone, like a cell phone, 113 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,166 so you can talk to people. 114 00:05:46,249 --> 00:05:49,752 It's sort of like, remember back when you were a kid 115 00:05:49,836 --> 00:05:51,504 and you'd do, like, the tin can 116 00:05:51,587 --> 00:05:52,672 with a string. - Yep. 117 00:05:52,755 --> 00:05:56,634 - It's like that, but you can take pictures of your privates on it. 118 00:05:57,177 --> 00:06:00,180 Same difference. Yeah. - All right. OK. That makes sense. 119 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:02,182 - You can also buy shoes on it. 120 00:06:02,265 --> 00:06:05,227 So, I don't wanna complicate things for you. 121 00:06:08,771 --> 00:06:12,942 - ♪ And I'm dancing In the corner of the room ♪ 122 00:06:13,026 --> 00:06:17,322 - ♪ And you're dead and I'm alive And it's OK ♪ 123 00:06:17,405 --> 00:06:21,409 If I was in hell, would you pick me to have an orgy with you? 124 00:06:21,492 --> 00:06:23,953 - There's kind of a clique of cool kids. 125 00:06:24,037 --> 00:06:25,288 And if I'm near the cool kids, 126 00:06:25,372 --> 00:06:27,916 I might give you a little bit of the shoulder 127 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:30,960 like, "Hey, whatever, Trudy, or something." 128 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:33,296 - That's OK. I mean I just was your wife 129 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,882 and I covered up a whole bunch of murders for you for a long time. 130 00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:38,509 But I understand. - Yeah, it's just, like, 131 00:06:38,593 --> 00:06:41,388 you know, schoolyard politics stuff. -Totally. 132 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:44,432 - I came to warn you about something. - What is it? 133 00:06:44,515 --> 00:06:46,268 - It's about your future. 134 00:06:46,351 --> 00:06:48,103 You'll make a horrible mistake. 135 00:06:48,186 --> 00:06:51,106 - Oh, my God! I'm so glad you came. What is it? 136 00:06:51,189 --> 00:06:55,235 - You cut your bangs yourself. That's a disaster. 137 00:06:55,318 --> 00:07:00,448 Disaster. Disaster. Disaster. 138 00:07:00,531 --> 00:07:03,118 - Trudy? Trudy? 139 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,288 Oh. A lot of animal poop. 140 00:07:06,704 --> 00:07:10,417 Trudy? Trudy? Holy crap! 141 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:12,252 Trudy? Trudy? 142 00:07:12,335 --> 00:07:14,754 - What? - Thank God you're not dead. 143 00:07:19,008 --> 00:07:22,637 There's a lot of gas fumes in here, Trudy. I don't think we should be in here. 144 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,473 - He had... He had some teeth in a jar. - We gotta get out of here. 145 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:27,309 - But he told me I could sell them on the Internet 146 00:07:27,392 --> 00:07:28,268 to make some money. - You know what? 147 00:07:28,351 --> 00:07:29,769 I'm just gonna lay down for a second. - Yeah. No. 148 00:07:29,852 --> 00:07:31,813 - I'm just gonna lay down for a second. - It's so fumy. 149 00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:33,689 - Oh, my God. - It's fumy, right? 150 00:07:33,773 --> 00:07:35,984 But doesn't it feel good to just... - It does feel just-- 151 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:37,068 - Oh, feels good. - It feels-- 152 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:40,113 - 'Cause I'm just tired. I just wanna take another nap. 153 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:41,906 Sometimes, 154 00:07:42,824 --> 00:07:47,620 I used to find bones... under the sink. 12350

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