Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,447
Let me know if you
need anything else.
2
00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,173
Oh, sure, thanks.
3
00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,243
Brother! What's good?
4
00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,177
What's up, ?
5
00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:43,811
Didja get it?
6
00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:46,080
Let me see it.
7
00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:54,088
Stop playing, let me see the
real one.
8
00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:59,293
That is the real one.
9
00:00:59,327 --> 00:00:59,893
That s it?
10
00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:02,363
Yeah, that's it.
11
00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,232
That s kinda small.
12
00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,266
C'mon big bro!
13
00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,767
Size matters.
14
00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,303
But that s all I can afford.
15
00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:10,438
I'm playing. I love it.
16
00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,582
I love the little diamonds on
the side to make that...
17
00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:15,243
little centerpiece a lot bigger
than it actually is.
18
00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,321
It's like an illusion. It's like
Magic Eye or something.
19
00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,346
What?!
20
00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,214
Look, If a girl trips
about the ring...
21
00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:23,217
she's probably shallow and she's
really not worth it, right?
22
00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,855
Okay, I gotta bounce.
23
00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,157
Have fun in Vegas!
24
00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,191
Don t be nervous.
25
00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,359
She's gonna say yes.
26
00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,893
This ring is really cute.
27
00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,728
Stay focused, alright? Stay
focused!
28
00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,808
And cut!
29
00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,810
Good job guys!
30
00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,290
Hey, !
31
00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,757
Hi,.
32
00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,326
Great job today.
33
00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,527
Thanks.
34
00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,363
How s doing?
35
00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,898
We miss him here.
36
00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,799
He s good.
37
00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,201
He's just busy writing.
38
00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,336
Oh yeah? Is it done yet?
39
00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,570
I'm waiting for my copy.
40
00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,906
Almost.
41
00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,641
It's still a rough draft.
42
00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,510
Well, tell him I m ready to...
43
00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,412
shoot whenever he s finished
writing it, okay?
44
00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,579
I will.
45
00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:26,847
Thanks for the encouragement!
46
00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,682
Sure.
47
00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,218
Hey, Happy birthday!
48
00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,919
And have fun in Vegas, okay?
49
00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:34,788
Alright, see you next week!
50
00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,325
MUSIC RESUMES
51
00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:56,510
Hi, baby!
52
00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:57,845
Hi!
53
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,814
How was your day, my castle?
54
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,583
Excellent!
55
00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,218
They got me a birthday cake!
56
00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,954
Nice!
57
00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,490
So what'd you do today?
58
00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,326
The usual. Writing at
the coffee shop.
59
00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,727
Stopped by.
60
00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,995
Cool.
61
00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,565
Oh, by the way, says hi!
62
00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:18,599
Oh?
63
00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,935
He says he s ready to
shoot when you re done...
64
00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:25,373
with your script.
65
00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,974
Have you read it?
66
00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,309
I did.
67
00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,477
What did you think?
68
00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:30,744
Well, I...
69
00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,014
My Dad's calling.
70
00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:34,948
Hi dad!
71
00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:35,983
Princess!
72
00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:39,520
Your princess is on her way!
73
00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,490
We just left.
74
00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,293
See you soon.
75
00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,561
Love you, bye!
76
00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:55,403
Are you sure you're ready to
meet my family?
77
00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,605
Ready or not here I come!!!
78
00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,384
I'm only halfway there.
79
00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,608
Go ahead and eat without us.
80
00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,620
Don t wait up, dad.
81
00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,389
I'll see you in the morning, k?
82
00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,819
I think we're here, baby.
83
00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,826
I think we re here, babeptz.
84
00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,663
Finally.
85
00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,633
Thanks for driving, baby.
86
00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,934
No problem.
87
00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,773
Woah, really?
88
00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:40,774
What?
89
00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:41,709
Nothing.
90
00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,677
My dad just called a few times.
91
00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,546
Okay...
92
00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,628
I hope your parents
like Korean Barbecue.
93
00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,430
Who doesn t like Korean BBQ?!
94
00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:06,033
Right.
95
00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,902
I think my parents have the
same exact Italian furniture.
96
00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,137
No way!
97
00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,905
No, seriously!
98
00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:15,576
What is it about Asians
and Italian furniture?
99
00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,547
I don't know!
100
00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,015
Shhhh!
101
00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:22,883
Everyone's sleeping.
102
00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:23,951
Oh.
103
00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,891
We're gonna have to get a
lot of tonight!
104
00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,060
It s gonna be a hectic weekend.
105
00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,528
Is this where we sleep?
106
00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,498
No!
107
00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,635
This is definitely not where you
sleep!
108
00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:42,936
Hi Dad.
109
00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,538
I thought you were asleep.
110
00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,953
Dad, this is.
111
00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:00,954
Hi!
112
00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,990
You! Go there!
113
00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,131
Good night.
114
00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,132
Good night...
115
00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,230
Hello...
116
00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,798
Oh!
117
00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,500
You must be Warren.
118
00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,268
Yeah and who the hell are you...
119
00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,937
and why are you sleeping in my
bed?
120
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,572
I'm.
121
00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,907
Why are you sleeping
in my bed, ?
122
00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,276
Told me I could sleep here.
123
00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,745
What?
124
00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,112
Who are you again?
125
00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,749
S boyfriend,.
126
00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:02,850
Oh!
127
00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,518
S here?
128
00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,186
Has a boyfriend?
129
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,022
Oh shoot, it s her birthday!
130
00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,759
CLOSET OPENS
131
00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,127
Yo, get out of my bed!
132
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,295
I m sorry.
133
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,931
I didn t get much
sleep last night.
134
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,144
Come on.
135
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,212
GIGGLING
136
00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,282
BOUNCY
137
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,907
Good morning.
138
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,676
Good morning.
139
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,579
EVERYONE Good morning!!!
140
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,048
Mom, this is.
141
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,283
Hello,.
142
00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:11,852
Hi.
143
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,353
Wow.
144
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,288
Now I see where gets her
looks from.
145
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,725
He so charming!
146
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,227
So, you lawyer? Doctor?
147
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,795
Mom!
148
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,596
She s just kidding.
149
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,797
I just kidding.
150
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,634
Joking with you! Don't be so
serious!
151
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:30,370
Your face red like a little boy.
152
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,705
Be a man!
153
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,975
So! You lawyer? Doctor?
154
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,677
Just ignore her.
155
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,846
Okay, this is my
sister Lisa and her son,
156
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,748
Christian.
157
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,116
Lisa, it's nice to
finally meet you.
158
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,052
I ve heard so many nice things.
159
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,053
Really?
160
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,955
Thank you,.
161
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,723
Did you get some good sleep?
162
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:50,624
I hope Warren didn t wake you?
163
00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,292
He s usually at the dorms.
164
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,895
I slept fine, thank you!
165
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,363
Wow! Handsome kid!
166
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,297
Do you mind if I hold him?
167
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,999
Sure! Are you good with kids?
168
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,834
I'm okay.
169
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,336
LOUD PUNCH
170
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,237
SCREAM OF PAIN
171
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,973
Christian!
172
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,008
I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
173
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,943
We do NOT hit people in
the face!
174
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,144
Honey, are you alright?
175
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,279
I m okay.
176
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,114
Good morning.
177
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,083
Hi honey. How was work?
178
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,719
Good.
179
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,988
Okay, let s eat.
180
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,224
Okay, I'll change.
181
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,433
Did you sleep
okay, Chef Boyar-Lee?
182
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,003
Good morning, Princess!
183
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,737
Wow.
184
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,637
Cook all morning just for me?!
185
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,040
I cook just for my princess!
186
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,275
What you like? I cook for you in
five minutes!
187
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,045
5 minute? So fast!
188
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,914
Like magic!
189
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,849
AWKWARDLY LAUGHS
190
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,155
Good morning,.
191
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,190
I hope you like Korean BBQ.
192
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,960
The finest Wagyu beef from
Australia.
193
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,105
He doesn t speak Chinese.
194
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,942
What do you mean
he doesn t speak Chinese?
195
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,878
His parents didn t
teach him Chinese?
196
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,381
What kind of parents
don t teach their kids Chinese?
197
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,450
Korean parents.
198
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,985
Korean?
199
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:25,886
He is Korean!?
200
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,088
You say his last name Ho.
201
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:31,458
Actually, it s supposed
to be OH. Someone at the...
202
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,369
immigration mixed up the
spelling when we came to...
203
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,495
America and I got tired
of correcting them.
204
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,131
So he goes by Ho.
205
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,733
Your name is Ho?
206
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,841
I dunno why my daughters no like
Chinese.
207
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,810
Are there not any good
Chinese boys left?
208
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,918
One marries a Filipino...
209
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,520
and the other bring home a
Korean cowboy!
210
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,825
Lisa like adobo and like kimchi.
211
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:05,759
Adobo?
212
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,194
Did she just say adobo?
213
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,530
Adobo sounds good right now.
214
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,466
Where are the good Chinese
Doctors?!?!
215
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,969
Dad, where are you going?
216
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:16,870
Chao s!
217
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,871
Right now?
218
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,872
Dad!
219
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:19,472
Don t worry!
220
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,441
He okay. No problem.
221
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,342
Eat!
222
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,044
I gotta go. I m gonna be late
for work.
223
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,946
Bye.
224
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,281
See you guys later.
225
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,128
Did you eat?
226
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,495
I m not hungry.
227
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,132
I came here to drop this off.
228
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,400
Thank you.
229
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,502
How s your Lobster this weekend?
230
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,104
Fresh!
231
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,911
I ll put it up before the party!
232
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,479
She's very famous you know!
233
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,948
Of course, I know.
234
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,850
She's one of the Power Raiders!
235
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,318
The PINK one!
236
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,487
Is she married?
237
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,588
I could make arrangements.
238
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,589
You like doctors?
239
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,324
Doctors?
240
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,995
How about those lobsters?
241
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,563
No! I cannot do it.
242
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,597
Do what?
243
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,066
I didn t say nothing.
244
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,167
I know you.
245
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,236
If I do it for you, I have to do
it for everybody else.
246
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,438
I ll tell my daughter to
sign the picture tomorrow.
247
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,341
No thank you, no no, no need.
248
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,043
No discount!
249
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,545
I give you best price already.
250
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,981
Okay okay...
251
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,616
Free lobster just for our table.
252
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,050
Okay?!
253
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,819
Free?! Again!?
254
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,970
!
255
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,545
I like foot massage.
256
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,181
I know a good place.
257
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,883
Owner give me best service!
258
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,285
I m VIP!
259
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,190
Okay.
260
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,159
Let's go and get VIP treatment
then!
261
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,567
Babe, I m getting a
foot massage with mom.
262
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,868
Okay?!
263
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,608
I m sorry about the nose.
264
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,078
Christian usually behaves well.
265
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:38,946
It s okay.
266
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,379
Kids don t know
what they are doing.
267
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,455
Ya know, I brought my
clubs if you golf.
268
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,324
No, no, I don t golf.
269
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,525
I can break dance though!
270
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,627
HIP HOP
271
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,696
What?
272
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,333
Still got it even after having a
baby!
273
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,901
Wow! Really? Where?
274
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,672
In the garage, I put
out the mat and practice...
275
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,075
turtles, flares, windmills...
276
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,077
Hey, I even got some
headspins...
277
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,411
Wow...
278
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,721
I grew up with the jabawokees
and supercrew...
279
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,281
before they blew up.
280
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,249
Huh. That is pretty funny.
281
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,217
TYSON LAUGHS
282
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,461
I can still pop lock a
little bit.
283
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,121
Yeah, but I prefer golf.
284
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:27,660
Man, you Koreans love golf and
spicy food.
285
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,963
But hey, if I can teach a
Jabawokee...
286
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,564
I could definitely teach you
some moves.
287
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,266
But I still got some
of this though.
288
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,934
DORKY
289
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,239
Alright, that's
enough, that's something...
290
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,373
That s enough.
291
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,684
Just throw your
hands in the air.
292
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,576
HIP HOP
293
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:48,415
And, speed it up, and
faster! Too fast...
294
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,655
Why you here?
295
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,024
I thought you live in dorm.
296
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,359
Good morning to you too, Dad.
297
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,395
I just stopped by to say
happy birthday to.
298
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,331
Oh yeah?
299
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,465
You a good brother!
300
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,433
Yeah.
301
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,367
Well, I gotta go now.
302
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,068
I have class.
303
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:08,935
Class on Saturday?
304
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,005
Lab for Organic Chemistry.
305
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,741
Chemical? Are you taking drugs?
306
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,276
No Dad!
307
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,444
It's a pre Med class.
308
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,747
How I know you not wasting
your time with bad friends?
309
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,881
You can come with me.
310
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,251
I no send you to
college so you making...
311
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,352
minimum wage.
312
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,253
Never, dad!
313
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,620
I'm not a loser!
314
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,657
Good.
315
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:34,327
Hey, listen.
316
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,096
The American dream.
317
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,697
Be a doctor.
318
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,634
Make a lot of money and
marry a beautiful wife.
319
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,336
Yes! Yes!
320
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,637
And YES!
321
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:50,277
Doctor Warren Lee!
322
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,213
Make me proud and bring
home a beautiful Chinese wife!
323
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,514
Yes sir!
324
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,682
Remember!
325
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,184
Chinese!!!
326
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,737
What s your script about, ?
327
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,839
Honestly, I don t even
know, man.
328
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,842
I just hope it s all makes
sense when I'm done with it.
329
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,813
So when you finish
writing the script?
330
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,215
What do you do?
331
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,119
Normally you gotta find funding
but thankfully I have someone...
332
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,287
with money so I just gotta get
it done.
333
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,455
Well that s convenient!
334
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,789
Blessed.
335
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,761
CHUCKLES
336
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,496
I found my notebook!!!
337
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,098
We gotta get outta here.
338
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,466
What?
339
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,401
Yeah...
340
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,204
Ho!
341
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:52,839
What?
342
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,574
Ho?
343
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,076
Well actually it's Oh.
344
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,447
Move over, Adobo.
345
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,583
And you follow me Ho.
346
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:23,770
Daughter, what that sign you and
do all the time?
347
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,173
That's our love sign.
348
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,142
Love sign? Why sign when you can
talk?
349
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,344
It's not always easy to say I
love you in all
350
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:34,314
the chaos so came up
with I love you.
351
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,249
At anytime and anywhere.
352
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,484
Where you meet him?
353
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,185
At work.
354
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,187
Huh? He actor?
355
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,521
No, he s a writer.
356
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,156
He used to write for the show.
357
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,425
Oh, a good job
358
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,602
He doesn t work for the show
anymore.
359
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,161
So, no job?!
360
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,362
He works for himself now.
361
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,630
That means no job!
362
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,365
You bring home no job boy?
363
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,468
Calm down!
364
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,336
How can I calm down?
365
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,371
He have no job, how can he pay
for you?
366
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:58,938
Mom!
367
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,273
MRS. LEE SIGHS.
368
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,809
CHINESE
369
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,244
BACK LOUDLY CRACKS
370
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,197
VIDEO GAME FIGHTING
371
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,776
GUNSHOT NOISES
372
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,467
Match point
373
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,743
Game.
374
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,523
!
375
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,459
You re a great Ping Pong player.
376
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:32,432
I should practice more so we can
play more.
377
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:36,569
Is very special to
me and I love-
378
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,506
Don t tell me you love her.
379
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,008
Just tell me what you like about
her.
380
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,311
Uh...
381
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,346
I thought so.
382
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,649
Uh...
383
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,684
You re not Chinese?
384
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,586
No.
385
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:58,024
No. Okay. Lawyer? Doctor?
Engineer?
386
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,460
No.
387
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,928
No...
388
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,830
Uh, college?
389
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,666
Santa Barbara.
390
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,301
No Harvard?
391
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,803
No Harvard.
392
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,473
Masters? Doctorate?
393
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,678
No masters. No doctorate.
394
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,062
DOOR CLOSES
395
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,064
Mom, I thought you
wanted to get a foot massage,
396
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:41,468
Foot massage later. Now we have
mother - daughter moment.
397
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,602
Can I skip this moment?
398
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,570
No!
399
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,937
You my daughter.
400
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:48,708
, what you like about this Ho?
401
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,511
A lot of things.
402
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,482
I love his heart. He s got a
beautiful heart, mom.
403
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,516
Beautiful heart!?
404
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,957
Do you know your dad paid lot of
money for me.
405
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,393
Ugh, not again.
406
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,427
To marry me.
407
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,132
He paid a lot of money...
408
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,134
to bring me to America.
409
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,369
Yes, mom.
410
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,443
You're a mail order bride.
411
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,641
Did I tell you how much money he
pay?
412
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,851
How much? Like one million
dollar?!
413
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,478
More! Everything he work for.
414
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,514
His whole life saving.
415
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,749
He even paid to bring my family
to America.
416
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:35,054
Like your aunty Debbie,
aunty Lulu, uncle Joe...
417
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,022
That s great mom.
418
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,758
, you are Chinese.
419
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,127
Yes I am, but I m also American.
420
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,062
Your dad paid very good money
for me.
421
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,464
So if this Ho love you...
422
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,132
He should pay good money for
you too!
423
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,801
I m not a cow mom, you can t
just sell me off,
424
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,136
plus is Korean.
425
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:50,903
It don t matter.
426
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,072
You are Chinese. It s your
worth.
427
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,442
The more he pay, the more you
worth.
428
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,477
Nobody pays dowrys
anymore, mom, that's so 1900s.
429
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:16,763
What is my daughter worth to
you, huh?
430
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,006
What kind of a question is that?
431
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,634
How much did you
make on your W2 last year, huh?
432
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,638
He own house?
433
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,049
Ugh, this is getting
too ridiculous.
434
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,107
He rent?!
435
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,844
I came all the way
to Vegas for this, mom?!
436
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:36,182
, you are thirty. Not young
anymore, and not married!
437
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,518
But you are movie star!
438
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,887
So you still worth a lot of
money.
439
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,054
GROANS
440
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,558
You have no respect!
441
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,125
No?
442
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,494
No!
443
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,661
Why?
444
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:51,598
Why you not tell me how much
you make on W2 last year?!
445
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,938
He s a writer, dad!
446
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,708
Is he famous? What he write?
447
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:05,645
He's writing now! He
used to write for my show.
448
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,079
It doesn t matter!
449
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,749
I don't know what you
like about this guy?
450
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,251
But he s no good for my
princess.
451
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,654
You are big movie star!
452
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,556
You could marry a good doctor.
453
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:19,091
A good doctor? What are you
talking about?!
454
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,894
You guys need to stop
watchingso much Korean drama!
455
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,630
Korean drama is real life.
456
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,631
You think it s fake.
457
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,865
It s real!
458
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,634
He has no future!
459
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,801
He s a talented writer.
460
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,537
He s gonna do great things.
461
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,539
People say a lot of things.
462
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,674
I no raise you to be so stupid.
463
00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,175
You raised me to
believe in people!
464
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,243
And to have a dream!
465
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,945
Dream for kids!
466
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,647
Well, this dreamer is on TV
today!
467
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:45,818
, you re a girl. It s different.
468
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,687
It s okay for girl to dream.
469
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,289
He a man. He need real job.
470
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,992
Like your brother. He gonna be a
doctor.
471
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,862
This guy a broke writer.
472
00:24:55,895 --> 00:25:00,266
So many broke people here! This
guy broke writer. No good job!
473
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:02,935
Look at Tyson. Broke
valet. Work night shift!
474
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,538
Hey guys, I'm right here!
475
00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,673
Leave Tyson alone, mom.
476
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,541
It's true, he park cars!
477
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,544
You deserve better.
478
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:14,781
Dad, I love him.
479
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,814
Love?
480
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,751
How much he gonna pay for this
love?
481
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,821
Don't make fun.
482
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:26,025
Dad!
483
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:29,195
You know what it means to me for
you to give him a chance.
484
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:32,531
Just get to know him and make
a decision after this weekend.
485
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,204
What if we still don t like him?
486
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:39,806
Then...
487
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,809
Then you listen to us! Okay!
488
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,177
We give him a chance.
489
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,713
We give him chance.
490
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,616
No problem!
491
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,722
Dad?!
492
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:06,933
BASS
493
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,104
You okay, ?
494
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:19,111
Uh, Yeah.
495
00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:24,283
I have never been so
humiliated in my life.
496
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,686
Did he ask for your W2?
497
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:29,889
Get outta here!
He asked for your W2?
498
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,958
How about your parent s W2?
499
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:36,295
Get out! He asked for
your parents W2?
500
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:40,767
No, but he did ask if
one of my parents was a nurse.
501
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,068
Are you serious?
502
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,304
Yeah.
503
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,839
Are they?
504
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:47,907
Yeah!
505
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,013
They didn t even consider
me Asian...
506
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,949
until Pacquiao started winning.
507
00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:59,385
I am so sorry, man.
508
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:03,389
It s all good. I don t let it
get to me.
509
00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,292
At the end of the day their
daughter comes home to me.
510
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:08,661
Why care more than I need to?
511
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,963
HIP HOP
512
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,136
POP
513
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,810
Mom and Dad are driving
me crazy.
514
00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,012
Just relax, Mom and
dad will give in...
515
00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:03,750
as long as you don't give up!
Just look at me!
516
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,718
S fine!
517
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:06,919
Who's ready for the show?
518
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:09,455
Yeah!
519
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,423
We have not gone out in
a long time.
520
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,962
Hey. should we bring
him flowers or something?!
521
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,364
So cute!
522
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:20,099
So cute, honey I love you.
523
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,400
It s cool.
524
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,371
I can't believe it! My
baby brother!
525
00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:26,739
Warren Lee!
526
00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:28,808
So, how long has he
been doing this?
527
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:30,376
For a while now, I think.
528
00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:33,145
And why didn t you tell
me earlier?
529
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,823
'Cause, he didn't want
anyone to know about it.
530
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,224
Besides, we just found out about
it ourselves.
531
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,851
Don't tell Mom and Dad about
this, okay?
532
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,787
I won't.
533
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:44,056
I won't. I won't. I-I-I won't! I
won't!
534
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,896
LOUD CONVERSATIONS
535
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,369
NOISE COMING FROM TELEVISION
536
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:00,599
KNOCKING
537
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,101
Everybody here?
538
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,580
Alright, you guys are our top
eight finalists from videos...
539
00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:06,973
and live auditions.
540
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,174
So everybody loosen up.
541
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:11,043
Get ready, go out there and
bring your A game, aight?
542
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,144
And good luck!
543
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:12,912
RAPPER Yes sir.
544
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:13,913
HIGA What up?!?! What up?!?
545
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:14,881
My name is Higa!
546
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,949
Thanks for coming out.
547
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:19,118
We got serious
talents here tonight!
548
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:22,554
The best MC s of Vegas
battling it out til the end.
549
00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:25,291
Survival of the fittest!
550
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:28,027
The winner will have his or
her life changed forever!
551
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:32,965
Forever ever?
Forever ever! Ever! Ever!
552
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,600
Now you all ready?
553
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,267
Let s bring em out!
554
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:39,371
Bring em out! Bring em out!
555
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,216
TYSON There he is!
556
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,417
There he is!
557
00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:59,558
HIGA
In the first round each rapper
will get one to spit.
558
00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,529
Let the elimination begin.
559
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,231
Give me a beat DJ!
560
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,236
RAPPING AND APPLAUSE
561
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,541
Congratulations to our last two
men standing.
562
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,977
Ruckus!
563
00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,013
Warren Lee!
564
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,950
In this last round each rapper
will get two minutes to spit!
565
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,655
Gimme a beat, DJ!
566
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,590
HIP HOP BEAT STARTS
567
00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:43,629
Yeah, you mine, boy!
568
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,631
You mine! Right here, right now!
569
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:48,167
Yo! Yeah!
570
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,469
I know it's Asian Pacific out of
your butt!
571
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:54,006
But right here right now, you
get no respect you little chunk!
572
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,276
What's that I smell? Matter of
fact, go take a dump!
573
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,511
And while you in there, stay on
the potty!
574
00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:02,248
You little shrimp! I'm Mister
Hard Body!
575
00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:05,151
Yo! Check out! I came to crush
all y'all!
576
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,086
'Cause ya know what? You look
like Tiger Woods!
577
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,055
And I'm the black David Duval!
578
00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:10,522
A matter off act, I'm too tall!
579
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,092
On the court, you the Crip!
Guess what?
580
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,227
I'm the doped out version of
Will Smith!
581
00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:18,130
Look out, here's the storm! The
doped out Sean Puffy Combs!
582
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:21,067
I keep the black on black! Plus
the chrome!
583
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,501
I see you gonna be owned!
584
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,303
What are ya doing here battling
me?
585
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:27,373
Let's stop right here, right
now!
586
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,275
Matter of fact, you wanna get
all lyrically?
587
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,543
I'm bad, I'm back, and big!
588
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,449
WARREN Alright.
589
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:42,288
Check it. Everybody in the crowd
make some noise!
590
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:43,822
LOUD APPLAUSE
591
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:44,823
WARREN Yeah, okay!
592
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,024
You six feet something?
593
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:49,128
But I have you buring in the
ground! Six feet something!
594
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,763
You can't jump it. You can't
budge it.
595
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:54,800
He looks a little-Oh! That's
the sound of him dunking!
596
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,436
You're better off trying to get
a BA!
597
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,272
'Cause they won't want you in
the NBA!
598
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,508
He's so dumb, couldn't be a PA!
599
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,577
And yeah, you fast, but your
brian's got a slight delay!
600
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:08,714
It's not fair bro. Me against
you?
601
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:11,483
Your raps stink man and so does
your breath too!
602
00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:14,253
Ya have to learn, but with you
that's one less Deuce!
603
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:17,055
It's safe to say I'll beat the
rest too!
604
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:19,591
Me and all my competition,
where's the rest room?
605
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,160
Forget you, and hey!
606
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,828
So bring the press through!
607
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:26,765
Oh yeah, I'm gonna waste ya!
These rhymes, these rhymes...
608
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:28,600
These rhymes are over!
609
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,369
CROWD GOES WILD
610
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,703
Woo Wee!
611
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,605
That was some sick shit!
612
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:38,810
Who s it gonna be?
613
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,612
Is it gonna be Ruckus?
614
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:42,148
CROWD APPLAUDS.
615
00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,515
Make some noise!
616
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:46,885
DECENT APPLAUSE
617
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,222
Or is it gonna be Warren Lee?
618
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:53,525
MUCH LOUDER APPLAUSE
619
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,903
Wow.
620
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,906
We don t discriminate.
621
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,908
A unanimous decision.
622
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:15,781
Our winner for this year s
Mic Fest is Warren Lee!
623
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:28,360
One year touring contract
with PONY RECORDS...
624
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,166
and a $70,00 record deal.
625
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,468
How you feel, Warren Lee?
626
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,570
Unexpected, actually!
627
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,472
I didn t think I was gonna win!
628
00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:42,441
Yeah!!
629
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:48,447
You re a confused fellow aren t
you?
630
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,216
Anyway, thanks for coming out!
631
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:52,318
Enjoy the rest of your night,
drink responsibly...
632
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,885
Peace!
633
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,321
CROWD GOES WILD
634
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:57,289
Woah!
635
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,390
LOUD CRASH
636
00:35:58,424 --> 00:35:59,591
CROWD GASPS
637
00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:02,328
AMBULANCE SIREN
638
00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,469
What happened?!
639
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,438
Why you wearing
gangsta clothes?!
640
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:13,839
Pushed me off the stage!
641
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:16,608
He didn t push you off
the stage!
642
00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:17,175
You re so dramatic!
643
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,710
What stage?
644
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,346
Oh crap.
645
00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:24,850
Warren, why are you
wearing gangsta clothes?!
646
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:25,817
We ll be outside.
647
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,419
Wait.
648
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:30,622
You girls took your
brother to hip hop party?
649
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,524
MRS. LEE
Your brother wanna be doctor!
650
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,360
And you take him to
hip hip hurray party?!
651
00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:35,227
Yes mom.
652
00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:36,995
We took him to a
hip hop hurray party.
653
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,897
We wanted to take him out.
654
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,632
You know? Since he s been
working so hard.
655
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,000
Let the kid live a little.
656
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,503
He can live after he become
doctor.
657
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,305
WARREN I'm a rapper!
658
00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,750
Oh snap!
659
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:01,353
I didn t know it was
that kind of a trip.
660
00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:04,490
Man, this trip's been a
disaster.
661
00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,925
It can't get worse than this.
662
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,961
When were you gonna ask her?
663
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,297
I don't know.
664
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,665
This weekend?
665
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,501
At the party?
666
00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,035
I don t know.
667
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,738
My script sucks!
668
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,939
What?!
669
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:24,009
My script. It sucks!
670
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:26,278
Won t tell me how
horrible it is cause she
671
00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:27,946
doesn t want to
hurt my feelings.
672
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,015
It can t be that bad.
673
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:34,553
It's bad. I read it over last
night.
674
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:37,255
I don't even know
what it s about.
675
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:43,762
I quit my day job to
pursue my dream.
676
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,964
I'm so stupid.
677
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,003
At least you have a dream.
678
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:58,910
Leave the rap to
the black people.
679
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,313
My son wanna be Snoopy Dog?!
680
00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:04,049
I just wanted to get
it out of my system.
681
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:06,485
Before I start Medical school
next year.
682
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,554
Good.
683
00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:10,989
No more embarrassing your
family?!
684
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,691
Yeah, I won t
embarrass the family.
685
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:13,959
I'm sorry.
686
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,394
You sure?
687
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:16,595
Yeah.
688
00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:27,373
Sprained neck.
689
00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:29,074
You ll be alright in a few days.
690
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:30,442
So he's good?
691
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,378
Yeah. He's good.
692
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,579
I'm good?
693
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,013
You're lucky.
694
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,558
If you fell little more
to the left you would have
695
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,350
broken your neck.
696
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,989
Lee?!
697
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,056
Yes.
698
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,458
You know my daughter?
699
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,394
He know our daughter.
700
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,429
He should know our daughter.
701
00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,631
Our daughter very famous! Big
movie star!
702
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,400
We went to Junior High together.
703
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,567
Huh?
704
00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,006
It's me! Lawrence!
705
00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:02,574
Lawrence Wong.
706
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,776
We went to
Homecoming dance together?
707
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:09,548
OMG!
708
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,049
Lawrence Wong!
709
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:12,684
All tall and grown up!
710
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,720
Lee!
711
00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,122
How long has it been?
712
00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:18,624
16 years.
713
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,926
You look great, Lawrence.
714
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,730
You look so handsome!
715
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:27,466
And you re a doctor now.
716
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:30,536
And s a TV star.
717
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,639
Congratulations on
all your success.
718
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:35,106
My nephew's a huge fan.
719
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,443
It s the number
one show on TV for kids!
720
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,445
That's our girl!
721
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:42,481
Wait, I remember you!
722
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,582
You were a grade above us.
723
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:44,182
Right? Lisa?
724
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,383
Right.
725
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:47,719
Lisa, the gangster
sister that everyone was...
726
00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:48,887
scared of.
727
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,089
Lisa? You gangsta?
728
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,192
I'm sorry.
729
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,561
I won't embarrass you.
730
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:56,428
Thanks.
731
00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:57,796
CLEARS THROAT
732
00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:59,898
Oh! Lawrence, do
you remember my dad?
733
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,467
How could I forget?
734
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,409
DOORBELL SOUND
735
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,620
What do you want Kid?
736
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,489
YOUNG DR. WONG Hello.
737
00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:24,322
I'm Lawrence Wong.
738
00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:26,825
S date to homecoming dance.
739
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,960
YOUNG
What is your intention
with my daughter?
740
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:30,862
YOUNG DR. WONG Excuse me?
741
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:34,165
YOUNG You a smart boy?
742
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,869
YOUNG DR. WONG I'm okay I guess.
743
00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:44,976
YOUNG
It's 7 now... you bring her
home by 8 o'clock okay?
744
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,845
YOUNG DR. WONG Huh?
745
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,915
YOUNG Dad? Can I come out now?
746
00:40:56,221 --> 00:41:02,828
Wow..., you look
beautiful my princess.
747
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,262
YOUNG Thanks dad.
748
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,196
YOUNG DR. WONG
You look beautiful...
749
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:05,997
YOUNG Shut up!
750
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,633
YOUNG DR. WONG Sorry,.
751
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,234
YOUNG Dad!
752
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,537
Thanks Lawrence.
753
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,774
YOUNG
Remember.
Eight O'Clock, kid!
754
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,777
YOUNG DR. WONG
Yes sir. Eight O'Clock!
755
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:28,286
Ha, ha... Did I do that?
I don't remember.
756
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,788
It was so long ago.
757
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,189
DR. WONG Yes, it was.
758
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,224
MRS. LEE Dr. Wong...
759
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,302
Very noble parents.
760
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,737
You learn Chinese!
761
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:47,138
Speak Chinese! Okay?
762
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,845
DR WONG He'll be out tomorrow.
763
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:07,959
Okay. We'll see you
guys at home.
764
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,996
DR. WONG
It was good to see you.
Maybe we can get
765
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:11,930
together some time...
766
00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:14,566
MRS. LEE
Dr. Wong... Are you
married?
767
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,767
DR. WONG No.
768
00:42:15,801 --> 00:42:19,270
MRS. LEE
Dr. Wong, what are you doing
for dinner tomorrow?
769
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,941
DR. WONG
Please call me, Lawrence.
770
00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:26,177
MRS. LEE Lawrence! Lawrence!
771
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:32,784
LAWRENCE!
772
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:43,895
LISA
See you guys
in the morning!
773
00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:07,285
Wanna get some air?
774
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:12,758
Sure. Let me get some jackets.
775
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:33,945
This is beautiful.
776
00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:38,717
Yeah...
777
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:42,954
chuckles chuckles
778
00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:45,090
Did I ever mention that I
was kind of a FOB
779
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,858
when I was young?
780
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:48,794
Uhmm. Baby
781
00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:51,162
You re still kind of a FOB.
782
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:53,965
Well, my high school English
teacher had me
783
00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:58,837
rewrite my college
essay ten times.
784
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:03,174
I wanted to quit so badly...
785
00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:12,718
You know... If my dad gave up
swimming across the river
786
00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:21,092
From Guam out of Hong Kong,
my family wouldn't be here.
787
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,929
I wouldn't be here.
788
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:30,301
SOUND OF SWIMMING
789
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:36,441
You know his two friends... they
gave up after walking six days
790
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:43,782
to get to the bay. They were too
scared but my dad swam.
791
00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:47,418
He didn t know what awaited
him across that river...
792
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:53,992
But that one moment changed the
course of his life. Forever.
793
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:58,864
The script's almost finished,
honey. Plus you're a pretty
794
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:03,034
good writer, for being
FRESH OFF THE BOAT.
795
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:05,737
Thanks.
796
00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:13,771
MUSIC STARTS.
797
00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:22,821
MUSIC CONTINUES.
798
00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:24,049
MUSIC CONTINUES.
799
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:42,453
MRS. LEE Dr. Wong.
800
00:48:57,768 --> 00:49:03,741
Mister and Misses
Lawrence and Wong.
801
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:04,542
Wait.
802
00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:08,613
Doctor Lawrence and Wong!
803
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:20,725
Wong or Wong...
804
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:22,127
MRS. LEE Both sound good!
805
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,995
Both Sounds strong.
806
00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:28,433
Wong!
807
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,600
Then Ho...
808
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,702
A-ni-ta Ho?
809
00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,604
MRS. LEE A-ni-ta Ho?!
810
00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:40,478
Ho? Ho! Ho?
811
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,322
KNOCK. Knock. Knock.
812
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,460
Are you okay, Warren?
813
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:59,097
WARREN
Can I please
have my room back?
814
00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:02,100
Don t touch me.
You ve done enough.
815
00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:04,169
I really am sorry about
your neck.
816
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,037
WARREN Get out please.
817
00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:07,438
I really am sorry, bro.
818
00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:11,109
WARREN I m not your bro.
819
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:26,824
Happy birthday, Lee!
820
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:28,226
Thank you.
821
00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:32,297
Sign it for Mr. Chao.
822
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:38,103
MR. CHAO Thank you.
823
00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:39,637
You're too funny Dad.
824
00:50:40,405 --> 00:50:42,307
I ll have your photo in
all the restaurants
825
00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:43,408
in Vegas!
826
00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:46,244
We'll talk later.
827
00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:59,824
EVERYONE
Surprise!
Happy Birthday, !!
828
00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:01,592
Well...
829
00:51:01,859 --> 00:51:03,728
We have such a huge family.
830
00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,463
This is bigger
than my thirtieth!
831
00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:09,100
Oh look, it's Auntie Debbie from
New York!
832
00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:11,402
Just blend in and stay
out of everyone s sight
833
00:51:11,436 --> 00:51:14,505
and you ll be fine.
834
00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:19,277
Haha! You got in a fight, huh?
835
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,578
Stop it, Bruce! Good for you!
836
00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:21,755
What the hell happened to you?
837
00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:23,614
Looks like you got beat up!
838
00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:24,515
WARREN No!
839
00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:25,216
Nah, it's cool, Uncle Lou.
840
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,884
That s how we grew up, remember?
841
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,853
Hey! Toughen up, huh?
842
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:30,555
Car accident. Car Accident.
843
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,190
Don t embarrass me!
844
00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:36,827
- Car accident...
- Lame!
845
00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:41,599
Hi Grandpa!
846
00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:49,632
GRANDPA LEE
, your face is still
transforming beautifully.
847
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,409
Thanks, Grandpa.
848
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:54,779
I want to introduce you to
someone. My boyfriend.
849
00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,314
GRANDPA LEE!
850
00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:57,848
Hello, Grandpa Lee.
851
00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,318
GRANDPA LEE
Your voice sounds Korean.
852
00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:03,354
Wow. You could tell by
just hearing my voice?
853
00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:06,191
He has Glaucoma.
He can't see as good
854
00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:09,327
as he used to but his other
senses are heightened.
855
00:52:12,263 --> 00:52:14,265
GRANDPA LEE Korean face.
856
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:16,301
Wow!?
857
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:17,344
How is your health, Grandpa?
858
00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:20,405
GRANDPA LEE
I'm thankful I'm still
breathing.
859
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,650
You guys must be Chao's people.
860
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:38,456
Take care of my dad
and we'll talk later.
861
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:38,889
Just grab any
one of these guys when you
862
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:40,491
need to go, dad.
863
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:42,427
GRANDPA LEE
Grab who? I can't see.
864
00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:48,566
DOCTOR 1 Why are we here again?
865
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:50,801
His daughter.
866
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:56,407
APPLAUSE
867
00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:20,965
UNCLE LOU
You don't need microphone.
You're loud enough!
868
00:53:20,998 --> 00:53:23,301
Lou, you still have your
hearing?!
869
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:26,971
Good for you! Haha!
870
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:31,509
Actually, tonight is an excuse
to see all of you.
871
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,544
Our family. The ones we love.
872
00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:34,979
So tonight...
873
00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:37,915
Only the invited ones are
welcome.
874
00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:41,986
, come up and say a few words.
875
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,159
Oh my goodness!
876
00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:52,463
I haven t seen you guys since
cousin Bruce s birthday.
877
00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:54,365
COUSIN BRUCE
You came to my birthday?!
878
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,766
I don't remember!
879
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,635
That's because you always drink
too much!
880
00:53:57,668 --> 00:53:59,470
COUSIN BRUCE
Well that's... that's wrong?
881
00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:02,373
Thank you so much coming and for
all the gifts.
882
00:54:02,407 --> 00:54:04,909
And I love it how you guys still
don t take the price tags off.
883
00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,312
AUNTY LOU
How you gonna know who loves you
more?
884
00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:08,746
AUNTY DEBBIE I love you more.
885
00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:11,416
Okay, Okay. I love you both the
same.
886
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:13,017
Now, let's eat!
887
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:06,404
, from the first moment
that I saw you...
888
00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,773
I knew that you were the gift
from heaven...
889
00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:11,942
and I would do anything to fight
for you...
890
00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:16,381
DOCTOR 1
Toilet s over there, Grandpa.
891
00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:17,858
GRANDPA LEE
I said I didn t need your help.
892
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,025
DOCTOR 1
Oh, you don't need my help?
893
00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:20,126
Well find your way back then!
894
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:22,453
GRANDPA LEE Asshole.
895
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:32,997
PANTS UNZIP
896
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,865
LOUD URINATION
897
00:55:46,811 --> 00:55:48,546
GRANDPA LEE Thank you.
898
00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:52,082
?
899
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:54,351
Hi Grandpa Lee.
900
00:55:57,054 --> 00:55:58,956
No, I cannot do it!
901
00:56:00,157 --> 00:56:03,928
If I do it for you, I
have to do it for everybody!
902
00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:13,471
Mr. Chao, you want me to take my
business somewhere else?
903
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:15,440
MR. CHAO
I knew you were gonna do this to
me.
904
00:56:15,473 --> 00:56:16,674
Do what?
905
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,008
I'm helping you.
906
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,077
This is a win-win
for the both of us.
907
00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:22,813
MR. CHAO This is wrong!
908
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:25,583
What is it gonna be?
909
00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:27,060
MR. CHAO
After tonight I'm not gonna...
910
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,520
do anymore of your birthday
parties.
911
00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:34,459
You ungrateful...
912
00:56:34,492 --> 00:56:37,695
After all these
years of business.
913
00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:25,510
Take my dad to the bathroom,
okay?
914
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,144
DOCTOR 2 Sir.
915
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:33,684
I have waited my whole life...
916
00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:36,621
I've waited... my whole life...
917
00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:43,694
* I've waited my whole life to
find someone like you *
918
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:51,702
I've waited my whole life to
find someone like you.
919
00:57:51,736 --> 00:57:54,171
To have for myself.
920
00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:56,641
UNCLE JOE I went to Yale.
921
00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:59,243
What school did you go to?
922
00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:00,978
We have had
houses in Hong Kong, China...
923
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,513
and New York.
924
00:58:02,547 --> 00:58:03,280
How about you?
925
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,481
Where's your home?
926
00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,259
What kind of work
are you in? What do you do?
927
00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:07,460
UNCLE CHANG
What do your parents do?
928
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:10,921
One time, I
rank two bottles of Courvoisier.
929
00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:13,558
All by myself!
930
00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:15,860
That is one Mother's Day I will
never forget!
931
00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:17,662
UNCLE CHANG What do you do?
932
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,930
What about you?
What do you like to drink?
933
00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:21,198
I don't drink.
934
00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:25,002
DOCTOR 2
You gonna be okay finding your
935
00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,271
way back there, Grandpa?
936
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:30,808
Okay then.
937
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,977
Grandpa Lee, you need some help?
938
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,582
GRANDPA LEE?
939
00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:39,984
You have pee pee problem?
940
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:40,918
No, Grandpa.
941
00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:43,153
I'm just washing my hands.
942
00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:53,564
Hey.
943
00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:54,899
DR. WONG What's up.
944
00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:56,166
Enjoying the party?
945
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,669
DR. WONG I just got here.
946
00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:00,571
I'm.
947
00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:02,973
DR. WONG Dr. Wong.
948
00:59:03,007 --> 00:59:05,342
Doctor Lawrence Wong.
949
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,276
Okay.
950
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:08,245
So which side of the
family are you from?
951
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:09,980
DR. WONG Neither.
952
00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:13,784
I just came for food but
I guess they ended early.
953
00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:17,755
I ll try to make the most of
this.
954
00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,157
TOILET FLUSHES
955
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:32,903
GRANDPA LEE?
956
00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:34,672
Hi, Grandpa Lee.
957
00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:38,375
GRANDPA LEE
You should really get your pee
pee checked.
958
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,777
I m fine.
959
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:59,196
CUTE
960
01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,915
You asked for me?
961
01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:51,992
MR. CHAO Are you the one who...
962
01:00:52,016 --> 01:00:53,093
brought the Korean Barbecue?
963
01:00:53,117 --> 01:00:54,284
What?
964
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:56,821
MR. CHAO
He wants me to cook Korean BBQ,
965
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,123
in my Chinese Restaurant.
966
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:01,792
He man has no respect.
967
01:01:01,826 --> 01:01:04,862
I lose face in my
Chinese restaurant.
968
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:11,435
TYSON How are you doing?
969
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,937
Korean BBQ?
970
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:13,470
LISA What?
971
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,072
TYSON Korean BBQ?
972
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,106
In the kitchen.
973
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:17,474
LISA What?
974
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,542
Look, it doesn t matter.
975
01:01:18,575 --> 01:01:22,346
Do you know who those
guys are at the corner table?
976
01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:23,480
Your cousins.
977
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:24,614
LISA No!
978
01:01:24,648 --> 01:01:25,658
Those are doctors and one
of them's gonna end up...
979
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,418
being our brother-in-law if you
don't step up...
980
01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:29,887
and do something about it.
981
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,788
TYSON Do it.
982
01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:32,489
Or it s arranged marriage.
983
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,223
No!!!
984
01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:34,424
Yes!
985
01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:36,226
No!
986
01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,965
, we have to talk.
987
01:01:40,998 --> 01:01:43,333
Sure. Where've you been hiding?
988
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,202
Um... I...
989
01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:46,403
Wait.
990
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:53,510
Ladies and gentlemen.
It's Karaoke time!
991
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:57,314
It s time for traditional
birthday sing off!
992
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:58,983
APPLAUSE
993
01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:05,890
*Do you know who I am?
994
01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:13,923
*Do you know what I have seen?
995
01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:19,503
* Do you know where I've been? *
996
01:02:19,536 --> 01:02:24,041
* For the American Dream.
997
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:25,910
* Why?!
998
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:31,916
* You have no clue.
999
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:37,855
* I swam the Pearl River,
Guangzhou to Hong Kong. *
1000
01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:38,888
MUSIC STOPS
1001
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:41,558
Who is that guy?
1002
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,326
TYSON I don't know.
1003
01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:44,494
DR. WONG Happy birthday,.
1004
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:46,530
You're as beautiful as you
were in Junior High.
1005
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:47,464
MUSIC STARTS
1006
01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:48,465
This song is for you,.
1007
01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:51,135
LISA
What the hell? Who invited
Lawrence?
1008
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:52,402
You know him?
1009
01:03:03,547 --> 01:03:07,818
LAWRENCE
*I am a Doctor.
I am a man.*
1010
01:03:07,852 --> 01:03:11,989
* I am everything
You wish you can. *
1011
01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:16,160
* Can't compete with
this, a perfect catch. *
1012
01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:22,299
* I am every parent's dream.
Provide her a future. *
1013
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:26,503
* Her dreams a reality.
Nice home to live in. *
1014
01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:30,607
* Money to spend.
Anything she wants.
1015
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:36,914
* Whatever she needs.
She can have it all. *
1016
01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:41,251
* Money, money, money, money.
1017
01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:45,555
* Money, money, money!
1018
01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:51,195
* Money! Muahahahaha!
1019
01:03:59,003 --> 01:04:07,003
*Never been so disrespected.
Never felt so insecure.*
1020
01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:19,256
* I might not be a perfect
catch. *
1021
01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:27,289
* But if you give me a chance I
will show you that we are a *
1022
01:04:28,665 --> 01:04:33,603
* perfect match.
1023
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:38,642
WARREN. Two words. You suck!
1024
01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:43,247
Lawrence, great song choice
throughout the competition.
1025
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:47,017
You are so consistent.
It made me want to hear more.
1026
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:51,521
MRS. LEE Dawg. Dawg. Yo. Yo.
1027
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:54,624
I don t know dawg.
I just wasn t feeling it.
1028
01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:57,061
It was pitchy.
1029
01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:59,163
But Lawrence, dawg!
You've got it!
1030
01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:02,232
I love that about you
and a great song choice.
1031
01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:05,235
The falsetto at the end really
took it home for me.
1032
01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:07,371
You re in it to win it!
1033
01:05:08,605 --> 01:05:13,310
, you're absolutely useless.
1034
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,079
How did you even get on
this show?
1035
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,447
I m embarrassed that
you lasted this long.
1036
01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:22,152
Don t quit your day job, you re
a broke writer with no job!!!
1037
01:05:22,186 --> 01:05:25,722
Just perfect.
1038
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:32,396
You got the look, the voice, the
it factor and you re a doctor.
1039
01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:44,708
I would like to say something.
1040
01:05:44,741 --> 01:05:46,643
MRS. LEE! Sit!
1041
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:47,311
?
1042
01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:48,545
MRS. LEE Sit down!
1043
01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:53,550
MRS.LEE SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN
CHINESE
1044
01:05:56,486 --> 01:05:57,587
Get the cake!
1045
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:58,455
Now!?
1046
01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,457
LISA Yes! Now!
1047
01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:06,963
APPLAUSE
1048
01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:16,306
Hey, what's going on in here?
1049
01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,242
That's expensive meat!
1050
01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:19,476
Hey! You're burning the meat!
1051
01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:21,778
MR. CHAO
I can't wait until this ends.
1052
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,213
Me too!
1053
01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:24,548
MR. CHAO Me too!
1054
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:32,322
DR. WONG
, may I have this dance I
never got at our Homecoming?
1055
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:35,692
MRS. LEE Oh yes!! Dance!
1056
01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:37,461
Dance!
1057
01:06:42,432 --> 01:06:44,668
CLASSY
1058
01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:56,446
OMINOUS
1059
01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:14,464
Nooooo!!
1060
01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,107
SCREAMS
1061
01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:24,574
FIRETRUCK SIRENS
1062
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,312
EMT
Please Mr. Chao, you gotta stay
calm.
1063
01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:30,114
I need to put bandages on you.
1064
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:31,848
MR. CHAO Them!
1065
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:33,450
EMT What about them, Mr. Chao?
1066
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,519
MR. CHAO It's them!
1067
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,588
You re gonna pay!
I'm gonna make you pay Lee!
1068
01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:41,225
I'm gonna make you pay for this
this time!
1069
01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:45,329
SAD PIANO MUSIC
1070
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,531
I need to talk with.
1071
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:50,234
WARREN
Haven't you done enough,
Ho?!
1072
01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:53,170
!
1073
01:07:53,203 --> 01:07:54,571
!
1074
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,546
I get it.
1075
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:07,551
I'm not the ideal man you ve
imagined for your daughter.
1076
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:14,258
In terms of profession,
education and ethnicity.
1077
01:08:14,291 --> 01:08:17,761
But one thing for sure...
1078
01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:23,467
I will love her til the day I
die.
1079
01:08:24,534 --> 01:08:27,237
And you know what I like about
her?
1080
01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:35,312
Her beautiful heart.
1081
01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:41,318
A heart like that can only come
from a loving family...
1082
01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:43,653
and upbringing.
1083
01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:48,492
Good job, !
1084
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:13,617
DR. WONG
So, how did I do, ?!
Did you like my singing?
1085
01:09:15,419 --> 01:09:19,256
You might be a doctor,
but you have no respect.
1086
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:23,660
You have no heart. Now get out
of here, kid!
1087
01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:26,530
Get out!
1088
01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:35,939
, maybe its better this way.
1089
01:09:35,972 --> 01:09:38,508
You guys didn't even give him a
chance.
1090
01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:42,846
MRS. LEE
Of course we did and all thing
work out for the better.
1091
01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:47,217
Do they, mom? Do they?
How is this better for me?
1092
01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:50,387
MRS. LEE
Some things are not within our
control.
1093
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,822
I don t know why it happened
this way.
1094
01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,859
Maybe, it s not meant to be.
1095
01:09:55,892 --> 01:09:58,928
I ve never been so angry with
you guys.
1096
01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:04,634
MRS. LEE
. He did not even wait for
you. No good.
1097
01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:07,404
Mom. Stop it!!!
1098
01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:09,282
And why would you invite
someone I don t care about to
1099
01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:11,007
my birthday party?
1100
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,344
MRS. LEE
We thought Lawrence much better
match.
1101
01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:18,448
You a big movie star!
He a doctor!
1102
01:10:18,482 --> 01:10:19,625
Stop telling people that I m a
star.
1103
01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:21,985
I m just a Power Raider.
1104
01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:24,721
You are our special child.
1105
01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:28,792
So is. 's someone s
special child too!
1106
01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:57,921
KNOCK.
1107
01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:12,636
MRS. LEE
, every mommy want their
daughter to have more than them.
1108
01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:15,939
To live a life better than them.
1109
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:18,942
Life is so much easier with
money.
1110
01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,545
Money isn't everything, Mom!
1111
01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:26,450
Was your life that bad?
Was living with dad so bad?
1112
01:11:37,361 --> 01:11:40,464
He paid a million dollars for
you, right?
1113
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:44,734
MRS. LEE
Your daddy only paid a
one-way plane ticket for me.
1114
01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:49,806
, mommy and daddy lived in
a very different time than you.
1115
01:11:49,839 --> 01:11:52,742
We don't have choice to find
love.
1116
01:11:52,776 --> 01:11:56,480
For most of us, love find us.
1117
01:11:57,714 --> 01:12:04,554
That s not a bad thing.
Love found me too, mom.
1118
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:15,599
CAR TURNS ON
1119
01:12:32,148 --> 01:12:40,148
MRS. LEE
, mommy only want the
best for my daughter.
1120
01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:45,629
I know, mom.
1121
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:51,535
So he just paid one way ticket?
That s it?
1122
01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:59,568
MRS. LEE
No. More. He gave me his heart.
A beautiful heart.
1123
01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:09,819
Get well soon, okay?
And don t give up on your dream.
1124
01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:12,689
You could be a real MC.
1125
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,090
WARREN Thanks sis.
1126
01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:15,258
I'm serious.
1127
01:13:15,291 --> 01:13:18,027
If you don't you'll regret it
for the rest of your life.
1128
01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:21,565
And you're kinda talented.
1129
01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:22,642
WARREN Sorry about everything.
1130
01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:26,169
It's okay. I love you.
1131
01:13:26,202 --> 01:13:27,771
WARREN I love you too.
1132
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:41,651
SAD PIANO
1133
01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:15,785
I will pay.
1134
01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:17,487
MR. CHAO No need.
1135
01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:19,255
What do you mean no need?
1136
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:22,559
MR. CHAO Already taken care of.
1137
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:24,260
Who?
1138
01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:28,131
MR. CHAO The Korean BBQ.
1139
01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:31,668
Oh my God! Really?
1140
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,838
Dad! We gotta go.
1141
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,073
MR. CHAO He gave you face.
1142
01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:47,884
GRANDPA LEE?
1143
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,285
Hi Grandpa Lee.
1144
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,796
GRANDPA LEE
You should get your peepee
checked.
1145
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,589
Haha! It's fine.
1146
01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:54,691
Let's wash our hands.
1147
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,227
.
1148
01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,731
I'm sorry about everything.
I hope you forgive Daddy.
1149
01:15:01,765 --> 01:15:05,234
It's okay Dad, I understand.
1150
01:15:05,635 --> 01:15:09,773
Here. And tell him to buy
you something bigger...
1151
01:15:09,806 --> 01:15:12,676
when he makes a lot of money.
Okay?
1152
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:14,644
Dad!
1153
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:33,062
Brotha!
1154
01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:34,063
What s going on, man?
1155
01:15:34,097 --> 01:15:36,165
I've been trying to get a hold
of you all day.
1156
01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,636
My phone got damaged in the
water.
1157
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:41,638
How the hell did that happen?
1158
01:15:41,671 --> 01:15:42,872
Don't ask.
1159
01:15:42,906 --> 01:15:45,041
You look like crap by the way.
1160
01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:46,075
Thanks,.
1161
01:15:46,109 --> 01:15:47,176
How was Vegas?
1162
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,212
Haven't you heard?
What happens in Vegas...
1163
01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:50,614
...Stays in Vegas?
1164
01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:51,848
Ah, actually, nowadays...
1165
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:56,319
People bring back STDs, drama, a
kid, dead hooker in a trunk.
1166
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:01,725
She said no, huh? How dare she
say no my brother, man.
1167
01:16:01,758 --> 01:16:03,235
I thought she was cool.
I thought she was different.
1168
01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:05,028
Calm down man.
1169
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:07,631
I didn t even get a chance to
ask her.
1170
01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:10,634
What?!
1171
01:16:10,667 --> 01:16:12,769
You chickened out, huh?
1172
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,372
The ring. I told that ring was
too small.
1173
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:18,107
!
1174
01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:19,375
Yeah?
1175
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,778
Calm down man.
1176
01:16:21,811 --> 01:16:23,112
I didn't sleep for three days.
1177
01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,890
I drove three hundred miles
alone leaving the...
1178
01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:26,215
love of my life behind.
1179
01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:28,251
I'm tired, man. I'm tired!
1180
01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:32,956
Hey! What's the big idea?
1181
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,959
Did you forget something?
1182
01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:38,361
I'm sorry!
1183
01:16:38,394 --> 01:16:40,897
I'm sorry too.
1184
01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:44,834
We're all sorry.
1185
01:16:44,868 --> 01:16:49,105
I should've never let it get so
out of hand.
1186
01:16:49,138 --> 01:16:51,941
Do you still love me?
1187
01:16:51,975 --> 01:16:54,878
Of course I still love you!
1188
01:16:54,911 --> 01:16:57,647
Then why did you give up the
ring?
1189
01:16:57,681 --> 01:16:59,849
Baby, it was just collateral!
1190
01:17:01,751 --> 01:17:07,123
, will you marry me?
1191
01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:14,130
Yes!
1192
01:17:35,384 --> 01:17:36,986
MRS. LEE
I really like this movie.
1193
01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:39,823
Me too. I love it!
1194
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:19,195
KID Hey Warren Lee!
1195
01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:19,996
Can I get your autograph!
1196
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,031
WARREN
Sure, kid! What's your name?
1197
01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:24,467
KID
James To, but my friends call me
Toestah.
1198
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,970
WARREN Toestah. I like that!
1199
01:18:27,003 --> 01:18:29,338
KID
Yeah yeah, I wanna be just like
you!
1200
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:33,076
A real MC and a future MD, you
can call me Toast-Eazy.
1201
01:18:33,109 --> 01:18:34,243
Bringing in the Cheezy!
1202
01:18:34,277 --> 01:18:35,311
WARREN LAUGHS
1203
01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:39,015
WARREN
Alright, kid. Stay in school,
Toast-Eazy.
1204
01:18:40,016 --> 01:18:41,126
JOSEPH Hey! Congrats you guys!
1205
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:42,118
Thanks Joseph!
1206
01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:43,319
Yeah, thanks Joseph!
1207
01:18:45,421 --> 01:18:46,756
.
1208
01:18:46,790 --> 01:18:47,891
Hey!
1209
01:18:47,924 --> 01:18:52,929
Very ambitious. I like it.
Congratulations!
1210
01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:54,397
Thanks!
1211
01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:55,832
Thanks!
1212
01:18:58,902 --> 01:19:00,269
APPLAUSE
1213
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:21,925
SONG PLAYS
1214
01:19:21,949 --> 01:19:24,949
Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk)
www.opensubtitles.org
79820
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
