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- Previously, on
"below deck med"...

- I would like to leave.

- Bye.
- Lara left.

Some people are
cut for this business,

and some people are not.

- Rob?
- Yeah?

- Jessica.

- Does rob have a girlfriend?
- I don't know.

- It was an hour and
10 minutes, honey.

- That laundry room...
- Yeah?

- I do not want it
to look like that.

- I need another
stew to come quick.

- Someone that you've worked
with before is available.

It's bugsy.

- I'm bringing the thunder!

So I work as a chief stew
on other boats.

Coming back to work as a second
is definitely

not something I ever
saw myself doing.

- Hi!
- Hi! How are you?

- Gimme a hug!

- Will I trust her? No.

- Beautiful!

- Are we gonna work together?
Yes.

- Yep.

- You're the crew mess
creep, aren't you?

- [ laughs ]
the "crew mess creep."

- mm.

- Charter number three...
Financial consultant.

- Justin thornton.
Justin thornton

nice to know you.

- I arranged a
dog nanny for you.

Justin's requested a six-course
chef tasting dinner...

- Amazing.
- Yes.

- "expects to bring
additional guests back."

- we're having
the crew come over.

Yeah, buddy!

- Hannah ----ing
hates us right now.

- We've released
one ground line.

- You released
the wrong ground line.

- I'm just gonna put your
port ground line on

that's very important
back on.

- Pete needs
to learn how to be humble.

Your sarcasm on the radio
did not escape me.

- You guys going
back on the boat?

- Rob or malia, anyone copy?

- Kiko, kiko, hannah.
- Yes, hannah?

- We're gonna have
12 guests for dinner tonight.

They've invited their
friends for dinner.

- For a six-course?
Twelve guests?

[ laughs ]
I'm ----ed.

Ah!

- Malia, malia, alex.

Rob, malia, anyone copy?

- Yeah, some of the guests wanna
go back to the boat.

- Malia, malia, hannah.

- Hannah, did she go offshore?

- Just one sec for me, sorry.

I've got no response from
the tender, sandy, and no...

- Malia, malia.

- Come here, buddy.
- Come up.

- Yeah, we were...
- Come!

- I would love that!
Please come.

- Yeah?

- Six times 12 is 72, right?

- That's okay,
we'll have a strong team,

we'll have everyone helping out.

- Oh, he's got it!
- He's pretty good.

- The whole thing's a
complete cluster[bleep].

Whoops.

- Malia, malia.

- He's like, "what is this?"

"this is that water, right?"

- sandy, do you want me
to try and organize cars

to get the guests back
to the boat?

- Yes, let's get 'em back.

- ----Ing hell.

- Do you have enough food?

- It's just, like...

Half.

- We'll be fine.

- I'm gonna start
pulling the plates.

- ----Ing 72 plates...
How am I gonna do that?

Now I need to concentrate,
because now make me...

Oh ----ing sh--.

- Nice work.

- Malia, malia.

- That's exhausting.

- Am I getting you wet?

- All right, fuel is
disconnected, we're good to go.

Beach that's tender
returning with guests.

Alex, alex, malia.

- Definitely didn't know who
was getting...

- Does anyone copy this?

- Okay, guys, I can't get in
touch with the tender right now,

so I've arranged cars to
take you back to the yacht.

- [ thud ] ow!

- Motor yacht wellington,
tender two, tender two.

- Oh, now your radio
works, malia.

- I don't think you guys
have been copying us, either.

I think we were maybe
not in range.

- It's no big deal.

- Okay, guys, I'll see you back
at the boat, okay?

- Let's pack what you can
pack up and bring back.

- Copy that.

Start packing everything in, and
then try and do one tender run.

- We were communicating up to
a point, and then we couldn't...

We weren't getting anything
from you, either.

- Okay.

- I hope pete's
resting his guns.

Pack everything away.
- Yep.

- Finally.

- Cap, that's guests
coming back on board.

- Welcome back!
You have a good day?

- A lot of fun.
- Ready when you are, okay?

- Pete, pete, malia.

We have the tender
returning with guests

and a bunch of stuff to unload.

We're gonna need
all the hands we can get.

- Copy, on my way.

- All good?

- Isn't it lovely?

- I'm gonna go get
more rosé, vodka.

- Ah, there we go.
- Mr. Scout.

- See, aren't you glad you
said hi to me in the club?

- Yeah.

- Put it on my back.
- No.

- I would have rather
gone off the dock.

It's, like, five times
the work to stay on the dock.

- But you know what,
they got their beach picnic,

they got their water sports,
and he got his jet surf.

- Amazing, thank you.

- This is where
we leave you... Mm.

[ kisses ]

- all right, mister.
- There we go.

- Come here, come on.

- He seems to be happy
right now.

- Oh, yes.

- All right, y'all have fun.
Good night, mr. Fox.

- How was the beach?

- Yeah.

- Can I really...
- Oh, my gosh.

Yo, what are you doing, girl?

- So we're thinking 9:30
for dinner?

- Yes, and try to avoid orders.

- Yes, I know.

- So you're having dinner
with us, is that true?

- Yeah.

- Okay, I'm gonna
just carry on...

- I am gonna take that...
- ...Setting table.

- You need a bit of a
break as well, bugs.

- Yeah, I've got plates
going there,

and then I'll just
do cutlery, glasses.

- I don't particularly
like bugs as a person,

but what I don't understand is
if I really didn't like someone,

I wouldn't come back.

- This season, you've been
a lousy chief stew.

- At the end of the day, she
is a strong second chief stew.

That's kinda funny.

I really didn't
do that on purpose.

Just do table décor for now.

- Okay, I'll put that in the...
- Yeah, so then I can get you...

- Okay.
- I'm tapping out.

- Thank you, I'll see you
in two hours?

- No worries.

- Are you guys doing well?
- Yeah, is there any more rosé?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, snacks would be good.

- I'll bring you guys...

Hannah, hannah, jess.
- Go ahead.

- On the sundeck,
they would like some snacks,

and I can come back.

- Just set them up with
serviettes and forks.

- Okay.

- They're requesting snacks.
I'm gonna do it, though, okay?

- Oh, okay, thank you.

- You got it?

- Hannah, what is that?

- Saucisson and cheese.
You want a little bit?

- Is that food?
- Of course.

- You are the lifesaver.
- Thank you.

- Gimme one of
those truffle cheeses.

You're not gonna feed it to me?
- No.

- The snacks got kidnapped
on the way out,

so I'm gonna do two more trays,
if they ask.

- Okay.

- What happened
to the food we ordered?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Napkins.
- Oh.

- Yo, I ----ed in my ferrari
with the top down

while I was driving.

The bitch was on top of me.
I'm like this.

I'm trying to switch gears,

and I'm like
what the [bleep].

But I didn't [bleep].

- Hey, guys,
got some snacks for you.

- Yay!
- Thank you.

- What is this, pepperoni?

- Who?
- My mom.

- How you doing?
Focused?

- Yes, captain.

- Seventy-two plates...
I'm nervous.

Call me if you need me.

- Just need to
concentrate now, cap.

- Okay.

- Pete, did you at least get
to go down for a little bit?

- Holy [bleep] yeah,
I napped for an hour.

- Oh, nice.

Hey, that line confusion
from this morning...

- I'm laying on this boat

because you released the
wrong ground line.

- Just gonna put your
port ground line on

that's very important back on.

I just wanted to emphasize
that I was getting it back on.

I had no sense of...
- Okay.

- ...Coming across to be
a smartass, or to be...

- On the radio, though,
just keep it to, like...

- Minimum...
- ..."copy that."

- I know.
- Today's just been a day.

- Yeah.

- But we made it happen,
and that's all that counts.

Nice job, thank you.
- Thank you, champ.

Me and malia have butted heads,

and allowing her to have
that control is challenging.

You're good with the
paddleboards the way they are?

- Yeah, for now.
- Okay.

At home, I'm so used
to doing it all on my own.

I take care of my dad, my son,
and then the job...

I'm the captain.

So it's just hard for me,
letting somebody else in charge.

- How are you doing?
- I'm okay.

- Yeah.

- She's super nice,
and she's good.

I think she likes me.

- I don't know,
but she hasn't said anything.

[ giggling ]

- why are you so red?

- Am I nervous right now?
I don't know what's happening.

- Gosh, am I intimidating you?

- Get some insight from her.
- I'll see what's up.

We haven't...
We haven't been around enough.

- I know, I know, I'm gonna
shower and...

- Okay, bye.

- Tell me when you're ready
to hit me with the menu, okay?

- Yeah.
...And tomato confit.

Second, brazilian food...
I will do moqueca again.

- The moqueca?
- Yeah.

Third plate, Spain... Shrimps.

Fourth plate, japan,
roasted salmon.

Fifth, Italy, truffle risotto,
filet mignon.

Sixth plate, bacon ice cream...
- Mm.

- ...With apple confit.

Seventy-two ----ing plates.

- Why don't you go and
speak to sandy and do six...

- Yeah, but if you fail,
it's on you, hey?

- Coming up...

- Hey, pete, really quick,
you guys are gonna go in blacks,

and we're gonna go down
and we'll come up

and we're all
gonna need to help with service.

- Ah!

- Hello, do you know where they
wanna do dinner yet, or not yet?

- On the aft deck.
- Okay.

- Seventy-two plates, 12 guests.

And they've been
drinking all day.

- Yeah.

- So I'm gonna just go
and have a break.

- Okay, so dinner, 9:30, yeah.

- And you can concentrate
on the table.

- Perfect.
See you later.

- Thank you.
- Did you want more rosé, or...

- Yeah, we gotta finish that.
- Okay.

- Beautiful pour.

- Oh, did you need help
with the table at all?

- I'm good, it's my happy place.

- Oysters, I was planning
two each, and I ordered 24.

But I try one
to see if it's good;

now I cannot do two each.

[bleep]

- bugs, come in, jess.

- Jess, was that for me?

- Yes. Can you hear me?

- Jess, if that is you,
please could you come see me

on the aft deck?

- I don't understand
why I can't understand.

You know what's weird,
I can't ever understand you.

- Because of my accent?

Oh, I can speak american!

- Thank you, please.

- Okay, what's going on?

- So I was gonna ask you if
you needed any help, um...

Okay, you know how
to fold these?

- No.

- This is a really easy fold.
Okay, two in, two in.

- Wow, that's amazing.

- And then you're gonna
flip it over.

I've just joined the boat,

but I feel like jess is
really receptive to learning.

And you pull out the leaf.

That's a lotus flower.

Teaching is just kind
of a part of me.

I literally taught
my siblings...

They're both younger than me.

My brother is now
a yacht broker,

and my sister is
very quickly making her way up

to a chief stew herself.

You'll jump into laundry,
get that squared away.

- Don't go!

Rob and I are getting closer.

The more I talk to him,
the more I like him.

- Fancy seeing you here again!

- Rob loves laundry.

- But I'm leery going
into a relationship

because I've been
betrayed a lot.

- Oh, my gosh.

- They need to help
in the galley.

- Yes.

- My last relationship,
I caught him cheating a bunch.

Like, thirsting over
instagram photos and stuff.

I scrolled through his phone
while he was in the shower,

and I just took the phone,

opened the shower, and
dropped it in the shower.

- Thank you, jess.

- All right, ready, guys?

One, two, three!

- Looks amazing.

- Oh!

Hmm.

- Busted!

- What's going on?

- He's petting you.

- Thank you, I guess.

Gross.

- I'm hungry.

- Just tell me what you're
putting on those plates.

- Bacon ice cream,
white truffle, that's it.

- Okay, that's fine.

- All I wanted to do was put a
label above each of them here.

- Oh, perfect.

- So that we know what's
going on which plate.

Okay.
- Thank you.

- I hope we don't have guests
anymore which like oysters.

- You can go down two hours.

- And then I'll be
on the late night.

- You ready, or what?

- You guys are quiet out here.

- Because we're all
waiting on you fools.

- Kiko, kiko,
starting wine service.

- So yeah, let's go.

- Ah!

- Are they ready to go?
- Yep, ready to go.

- Cheers.

- Oh, my gosh, yes.

- Wow.

- So your first course this
evening

is freshly shucked oysters
with a tangerine sorbet,

and it's meant
to be done in one go.

- This kid's been asking
for oysters the whole time.

- Wow, that's delicious.

- My gosh, that looked amazing.

- Let's go, team.

- That looked like
it'd been practiced.

- Can you move the plates
for me, please?

- Of course.

- Not at all.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- From France, now brazil.
Moqueca.

- Moqueca.

- So your second course
this evening is moqueca,

a dish from northern brazil.

Enjoy!

- That's delicious.
- Mm!

- So this chef knows
what he's doing.

- Nine, 10, 11, 12.

- Okay, bugs,
come and start clearing.

- Yuki, my man know how to eat.

- My man know how to eat.

- Mm, I like what I see, eh?
- Yeah, chef.

My boyfriend's a chef, so
I've got an eye for fine food.

And kiko's doing all right.

- Can you move the plates
for me, please?

- Yes.

- Especially considering
72 plates

for one person
is way too much.

- Malia knows how to work
with a chef very well.

- Ha.
- Oh!

I'm in awe of the team.

Witnessing hannah and
bugsy work together,

it seems like they put
their past aside.

I think they're gonna be fine.

- Your third course
is shrimps with peppers,

and it is from Spain.

- Chef is working overtime.

- Wow, this is so good.

- Oh, my god.
- Zach, are you feeling sick?

- No, I just don't...
I don't like shrimp.

- And he doesn't like food.
- He don't like anything.

- He only likes mcdonald's
and cheap food.

- Hamburger and hot dogs,

I'll be the happiest guy
in the world.

- Whoops, sorry, sorry.
- You're making awesome timing.

- Let's go, go, go!

- Two years ago I was in
vegas for yuki's birthday.

Zach's in a panda costume.

They brought a cake out,

and zach takes the cake
and throws it.

- So your fourth course
this evening is

teriyaki broccoli with
roasted salmon, from japan.

- Excellent, thank you so much.
- Bon appétit.

- The best flavors.

- Kiko's bringing the heat!

- No, the only thing we need
is the plates.

- How many, four plates?
- Uh, yes, please.

- Yeah, kiko, go.

- You like it?
- Yeah.

- Best course?
- Yeah.

- Extra guests, no problem.

- Now we are in Italy.
- Mangiare.

- My man.
- What's this called?

- Wow.
- Is this braised beef?

- Wild.
- I'm excited now.

- So your fifth course
is a white truffle risotto

with a filet mignon,
and it's from Italy.

- Wow.
- Enjoy.

- It's cooked perfectly.

- Yo, this risotto's fire.

- Now, dessert.
- This is your bacon ice cream?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

That's, like,
michelin star, right there.

- Ah. Thank you, captain.
- Wow.

I've never seen him do this.

Since day one, he had
the passion, the flavor,

the smile, but the timing,
the creativity...

That's new.
I'm blown away.

- Kiko!
[ clapping ]

- yeah!

- You gotta sit with us
and eat, brother!

- Yeah!
- Thank you, guys.

- Thank you so much.

- This is a bacon ice cream
with a comfit of apple

instead of maple syrup,
representing america.

Enjoy, guys...
Bon appétit.

- Wow.
- Thank you, brother.

- Cheers.

- [bleep] yeah, man,
I did it.

It's as if I was
a football player.

When I make a goal, everybody
scream in the stadium.

It's like, ah!

Then, of course, I come back
to the real life

and start to cook again.

- That's really good.
- Wow.

- I just washed a week's
worth of dishes in one hour.

- Yeah.

- All right, pete,
you're outta here.

- I'm just in the zone
with the silverware.

- Pete.

Pete.

- Malia, I'm just gonna
finish this silverware,

and I heard you loud and clear.

- It's great that you
wanna stay up,

it's great you wanna
help with service,

but I think pete's testing me.

He wants to see how far
he can push me,

and that's really frustrating.

- Where's that bacon ice cream?

- Coming up...

- I was so surprised
to see you back.

- I thought you would be.

- Yeah.

Weren't you worried
to be, like,

working with such
a lousy chief stew again?

- I don't know about that.

- Might as well hang out
on the yacht.

- You did an amazing job,
thank you.

- You're welcome.

- I believe this is
your taxi here, though.

- Did you enjoy your evening?

- We enjoyed the whole thing.

- Bye-bye.

- Are you guys leaving now?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, we are.
- I... I will meet you in palma.

- Thank you for everything.
- Nice to meet you.

- Good night, thank you.
- Bye.

- Take care.

- Kiko?
- Yeah?

- Justin's just here.

- Wanted to thank you again,
so much.

I know, 72 plates...

This kitchen's definitely
done its miles over here, right?

- No, but...
- Thank you.

- ...Yeah, it's a pleasure.
- You're welcome.

- My jewels.

- My precious!
- My precious!

- I'm off to bed.
- Get some rest.

- Thank you, good night.
- No worries.

- Are we hopping in the hot tub?
- Yeah.

- Today, I'm exhausted.

- You are off.

- Quarter to 1:00?

I literally thought
it was, like, 11:00.

- So, 9:00?
- Yeah.

- Thank you for your hard work.
- It's been fun.

[ laughs ]

[ knocking ]
- yeah?

- Good night.

- You guys ready for a jacuzzi?

- Do not wake up the chef.
- No...

- Oh, no, actually, we...

- Fick us all, like,
something little.

- Okay, done.
Go to bed.

- Perfect, that's it.
- And then you go to bed, yeah?

- That's it.
- That's fine.

- Deal.

- Oh, pour it in your mouth.
- Pour it in my mouth.

- No, you asshole.
- No.

- Did you want me to do
it on the shoulder?

- Yeah.

- That's messed up,
he's got it, he's got it.

- Hi.

- You want noodles?
- We brought some from japan.

- In the dining room?

- Upstairs, done.

- No... What, I'm chilling?

- I can't go to bed because
you guys are in the hot tub.

If you ----ing die,
it's on me.

Like, it's literally,
like, why I'm up.

- The [bleep] is that?

- Yeah, man, for sure.

No ----ing chance.

- Snacks!
- Oh!

- Look who the [bleep] it is!
- We're doing it!

- Ah, there you go.
See you later!

[ sighs ]

- cheers.

- Good night, guys.

- I'm guessing no one's
jumping in the hot tub.

- Good morning.
- Jess.

- Can you get you a coffee
or anything?

- Yes, that'd actually
be great, thank you.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- Morning.

Is this your coffee
and sweatshirt?

- Yes.

- Gotcha.

Kiko, kiko, can we get
scrambled eggs for the primary?

- Thank you.

[ snoring ]

- okay, let's go.

Mm, mm, mm, good.

- That's it?
- Yeah.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Good morning.

I'm here now, girl,
here to help.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- Fine.

- Good morning.

- Oh, your table
looks really nice.

- Well, thanks,
I did the best I could.

- So how many guests are up?
- Four or five.

- Okay.

- Ah!

Every ----ing morning.

- Oh, nice.
- Thanks so much.

- Thank you.

- I would love some
french toast.

- Would you?
- Another one for her.

- Perfect, okay.
- Thank you.

- Me?
- Kiko?

- Yes?

- Could we please get
two french toast with bacon?

- [ sighs ]
just want a massage.

Thank you.
- Rob.

- Oh, it's going down tonight.

- Don't you have work to do?

- I've been working since
6:00 this morning.

Bugsy, I'm on my
second application

of sunscreen this morning.

- Damn.
- Damn, daddy.

I picked up immediately
that bugsy's a flirt.

And I'm gonna play
bugsy a little different

than I played lara.

- Have you ever dated
an italian woman?

- No.
- No?

- Can I, please?

Pete's not just gonna
fall in love overnight.

Gotta play it cool, you know.

- Oh, my god,
that's my favorite.

- Wow, friends helping
friends, I like it.

Bugsy?

- What the hell?

Pete.

Eww.

Pete is, like, another specimen.

Why is pete still
in the galley?

- Bugsy?

- Pete, what the hell?

- What?
- Let's just be honest...

- You're, like, undressing
me with your eyes.

- I'm undressing you
with my eyes?

- That's how I feel.
- Are you naked?

- Oh, my gosh.
I feel violated.

- What?
- Look at him.

- You just gotta let the
laws of energy take control.

I'm intrigued by you.

- For some reason, pete feels
like he's got this entitlement

to say whatever
he wants to say.

But no, it's not happening.

- It's the law
of attraction, baby.

The first one came in too hot.

This one, pull throttle back.

- Go get it, tiger.

- Coming up...

- I don't know what's going on.

- Oh, we can tell.

- Oh, my god.

- Dog is approaching the vessel.

- Thank you for watching
mr. Scout.

- So cute, saying,
"where's my daddy?"

- when you get dressed, can you
relieve one of them on the dock?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

- It's so nice today.

- Always happens when you leave.

- I'm so happy.

[ scout growling ]

- all crew, all crew,
guest departure in 10 minutes.

- Good morning.

- Deck crew, we gotta start
running luggage, let's go.

- Scout's waiting for you.

- Yeah, I know.

- All crew, all crew
to the dock, please.

- Hi! Hi!

- Oh.
- Ready?

- Yeah, I'm ready.

- Thank you, brother.
- Okay, man.

- Take care, man.

- Bye.

- Captain sandy.
- Thank you.

- Thank you guys so much, again.

As a token of appreciation...

I know we didn't get
to leave the shore, but...

- Sorry about that.

- ...In the end,
it is what it is.

- Yeah.

- Servers,
deckhands, appreciate you.

And then dinner...
It was amazing, it really was.

If you're ever in new york city,
please let me know.

- Bye! Bye, scout!
- Bye, scout!

- Bye, scout!
- Bye-bye!

- Bye-bye.
- Thank you, bye.

- Bye!

- All right, everyone,
get outta your whites.

- Copy that.
- Thank you.

- Dude. I don't know who
the [bleep] is doing laundry,

but my sh-- is ----ing
missing for days.

- All crew, meet me in the main
salon for our tip meeting.

I'm glad everyone's smiling,

considering what
we just went through.

- Yeah.

- Kiko, the guy that
never gets rest,

and the one who
continues to smile

through the entire experience.
- Yeah.

- And you and bugsy did great.

We were together, it was very
different dynamics

than it is now, and it's
so cool to see the main goal.

And for me, that's amazing.

Thanks for bringing
the table settings.

- Thanks.
- Like, yeah, right?

Which leads me to this.

It doesn't matter what
the client thinks about you,

it matters what
I think about you.

So every one of you have
done an amazing job.

We got $17,000 u.S.,

and we're getting
1,277 per person.

- Told you his
package looked small.

- Well done, everyone.
- Cheers.

- Cheers, everyone, well done.
- Cheers.

- I'm so tired right now.
- I don't feel real right now.

Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

- Sh--. When was this
photo shoot going on?

Was that yesterday?
- Yeah.

- So what's going on
with his girlfriend, then?

- He said he was seeing someone.

- He, like, put up an instagram
story the other day with her,

saying, "missing your touch."

eww.

- Mm-mmm.

- "missing your touch?"

- like, with them together?

- Sh-- [bleep]

- huh?

- We're just looking at
the photo shoot from yesterday.

- Oh, on the boat?
- Yeah, I get jealous of rob.

Like, I think it just
needs time for me to, like,

realize he's not like all the
other losers I dated, hopefully.

- Yeah.

[ phone ringing ]

- did you get my message today?

- Yeah, I got all your messages.
I like them.

- Yeah?

- Keep that sh-- up.
- Third one down.

- Yeah.
I love you, babes.

I'm proud of you, honey.
- Yes, honey.

Tom completely supports me
in my career path.

My goal's still to be
a superyacht captain

on the biggest boats they have.

Actually, you'll be here soon.

- Right before this,
we were on the same boat.

So this is a very
hard adjustment.

So I'm very happy
he's coming to visit.

I have something
to look forward to.

Okay, I love you.

- I love you more. Bye!
- Bye. Mm.

- Tonight, we party.
- Thank you.

- No, thank you.
- I'm gonna change.

- Please don't ever change.

- My socks.

- I'm really excited to go out
tonight and just let loose.

I'm the first person
to admit relationships

are not one of my strengths.

I'm pretty much
married to my job.

The last time I actually dated
someone was three years ago.

Single life is
the good life for now.

- I like the little piece.

- Hair clips, tons of them.
- Yeah, I like it.

- It just got really
hot in here.

- Let's do this.

- Which ones are we getting in?

- Go in here.

- Okay.

- Is this all of us?

- Aw.

- Actually, the first date I
ever went on with my boyfriend,

I got sh---faced on sake.

- I'm good.

- I was, like, hitting
on the waiters.

- Look how pretty it is!

Oh, look at the moon!

- Thank you.

- So pretty.

- Thank you.
I did my hair today.

- You like being called pretty?

- Can we just get a bottle
of sauvignon blanc to start?

- This is a beautiful view.

- I'll take a
little white, also.

- Can I get the chicken wok?

- Could I please have
the vegetarian pizza?

- Croquetas.
- Burrata, thank you.

- Have all the ladies gone?

Uh, surf and turf.

- So, bugsy, how'd you feel
about adjusting to the new crew?

- Honestly, I feel like I've
known you guys for a long time.

- Yeah.
- I mean, I've known...

- We...

- ...I've known both of them,
so I don't know.

I feel like that's
always the case

when you get on a boat, right?
- Yeah.

- You just have to slide in.
- You just slide in the dms.

- I wouldn't quite say
"the dms," but.

- Guys, cheers.
- Cheers!

- Third charter in.

- Yay, guys!
So excited!

- We have a new crewmember.

Let's make
the fourth one better.

- Amazing to meet you all.

- I actually just got
this in greece.

- Nice, that's very beautiful.

- I see the way bugsy
looks at alex

when he's not looking at her.

I don't know, maybe she likes
him, maybe he likes her.

I am not jealous,

I'm just missing lara.

- Hanging out with you.

- ...Sparkles, like,
bigger the better.

- I kinda picked that up on you.

Like, the kinda little,
like, things, like,

when you walked out,
it did not surprise me.

I know, like it's...
You know, for sure.

It's super cool.

- I like to keep it
slightly, like, subtle,

but also, like, boom.

- That is awe... No, you...
- Boom.

- It's... It's like, you
know, like bullsh-- like, uh...

You know, our...
Our...

You know, perspectives in life.

Or I don't know
what's happening.

I respect it.
- That's destiny, man.

They look very good,
actually, eh?

- Yeah, they do.
- Yeah.

- Thank you, kiko, that was...
- It was a compliment.

- It was a compliment, I know.

- How did it actually
happen, like...

- They joined a boat.
- Just... We just...

We just...
- Yeah.

- And they were stuck in
a very small space together.

- Yeah, I could go without
that, 100 percent.

I don't give a sh--.

- Yeah, it would have
happened, regardless.

Even if we weren't
stuck on a boat.

- Yeah.

- Like, if you met,
just, yeah, anywhere.

- Yeah.

- And, like, you and
your girlfriend just have,

like, an open relationship?

- Oh sh--,
so we're going there?

- You and your
girlfriend just have,

like, an open relationship?

- Oh.

You're just dating someone?

- There's nothing going on.

- Mm.

- I'm starving.

- Right.
- And it's, like...

And it's creepy, yeah.
- It's creepy.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I think alex is cute in a
big teddy bear kind of way,

and he's definitely
one of the crew that has made me

so comfortable coming
back on this boat,

into the situation with hannah.

- Okay, let's go.
- All right, ready, guys?

- Guys, let's go.

- Hi, how are you?

- What's up, brother?

[ club music, loud chatter ]

- cheers!

- Hey!
- Woo!

[ whistling ]

- what's going on over here?

- So how you doing?
- I'm good.

- I was so surprised
to see you back.

- I thought you would be.
- Mm.

Weren't you worried to
be, like, working with

such a lousy chief stew again?

- To be honest,
there's been quite

a lot of time that's gone by.
- Yeah.

- And I was, like,
hoping for the best.

- Well, I think it's definitely
gone a lot better than what I...

- You expected? Yeah.
- ...Thought it would, yeah.

- There's no power struggle, and
I'm at your stage now, I feel.

I've come in
as your second to support you.

- Yeah, I'm in a very different,

like, stage of my
life in general,

and I think that
that naturally

will make you respect
the hierarchy more.

- That's a mutual respect.
- Yeah.

- Perfect.

It's hard to forget
what has gone down

between us in the past, and I
hope hannah's gonna be cordial.

I don't know, I'll have
to get back to you on that one.

- Let's make some money.
- Let's do it.

- Vodka soda.

- Bugsy, coming in with a bang.

- Let's go.

- Done.
- Oh, kiko, let's go!

- Oh, jeez.

- Good night.
- Yep, I'm leaving.

- No, no, no, you can stay.

- If you guys do
whatever you do.

I don't ----ing care, man.
It's love.

My boyfriend has
a corporate job,

so he doesn't really
understand me going away

for months at a time
and not being able

to communicate with him.

So I'm really hoping that
he's understanding of that,

because I really love him,
and I want it to work.

But I also am serious
about my career.

- Yeah!
- All right, let's go.

[ knocking ]

- come in.

- That is still cold.

- Whose glasses are these?

- Oh, that's pete's glasses.

Oh!

It's getting warmer.

- Hey, hey!

- Now what's going on?

[bleep]

you idiots.

- Could you please heat it up?
- It's freezing!

- I'm freezing.

- Yeah, for sure.

- Oh, we can tell!

- Oh, my god.

[ phone ringing ]

- what's up?

- [bleep]
ah!

- I miss you so ----ing much.

- Yes.

- Ow!

[ snoring ]

- holy sh--.

- What's up, sunshine?

- You weren't last night.

- Why, was I drowning
in the jacuzzi?

- Alex was there to save you.

- I don't know.

- Oh, my god.

I wouldn't know what to do
with myself, honestly.

On the first night I get
on board with this new crew,

and I make out with
one of the deckies.

Ah sh--.

Oh, god.

- I'm sorry.

- [ groaning ]
ugh.

[ sighs ]
I like the taste of regret.

- Coming up...

- Ow!

[ gasps ]

- making the café.

- Ugh. Ugh.

- What's that?

- Oh.
- Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Happy news.

So...

- Did we kiss last night?

- No.

- Okay, thank [bleep].
- Yeah.

[ sighs ]

- thank goodness! Whew... Yeah.

- You don't remember?
- I remember.

When you got out of
the hot tub and she was...

When you got out in your boxers,
and it was really cold.

- Look at that small...
Or it was like... Yeah.

- I'm sorry.

- Let me make a coffee.

- We need to wash.

- Okay, we need to
make the beds, girl.

- That's what I'm here for.

- Okay.

- I'm just gonna do
a list for you guys.

You've gotta manage her.

- [ groaning ]

- all crew, all crew, I'm just
going off radio for 10 minutes.

- We can come back
and clean it up later.

- Hey, bugger.

See, bugsy, now you're gonna
get to know who pete is.

- Oh, my gosh.

- By the way, they call
me "shameless pete."

- so, like,
I'm not crying or anything,

or, like a little bit.

But, like, did you have
a thing with the second stew?

- We had a connection
from the get.

- And she feels the same way?

- Yep, I'm gonna go chase
her down and see what happens.

I'm gonna undress her
with my ----ing teeth.

I'm gonna do things that she's
never had one to her before,

and she's gonna fall in love.

- You're making
my hangover worse.

Have you had relationships
on boats before?

- Just banging
my stewardesses and sh--.

- Sorry?
- What's wrong with that?

- See, like, I don't know
if you're saying that

for shock value or
if you like...

- No, it's true. Stews that are
just down for the good time.

That's where I got my name
last year... "party pete."

- stop, that laugh is so much.

- I met some
[bleep]-hoppin' stews.

- Sorry?

- You met some what?
- Some [bleep]-hoppin' stews.

- Holy sh--.

- [ gasps, shouting ] ow!

[bleep]

- you seem bat-sh-- crazy.
- Yeah, 100 percent.

- I'm gonna go back to work.
- Please do.

- Yeah, for you.

- [ groaning ]
oh!

- Hey. What's wrong?

- I just smashed
my finger in the door.

- Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh.

Are you all right?

- I just hope it's not broken.

- Next, on "below deck med"...

- How are they?

- I think they're gonna
be high-maintenance af.

- Yeah.

- Just bring me the vodka,
and let me taste the juice.

- Okay.

- Because juice in europe
is disgusting.

- Hannah should have
ordered our lemons.

Did she not order them?

......

- So it's not pink?
- Because it's too pink.

- We've gotta work on
portion sizes, hey?

They're still hungry.

- The guests are still hungry,
and there is plates coming back.

I ----ed up everything, man.

- [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]

- I have been having quite a
strange encounter with pete.

- Your ego and your cockiness

is now putting the safety
of this vessel in jeopardy.

- I got a charter
that starts soon,

and I'm seriously considering
letting you go.

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