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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 Beth's e-mail said she was frail from the chemo, 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,803 but strong enough to carry her one-year-old. 3 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,888 Good. They don't gun down babies. 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,640 I like the wall for this one. 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,017 You, uh... 6 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:18,977 You sticking with the wig and the tan? 7 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,813 -That's smart. -There's still our other problem. 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,356 Brains. 9 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,151 Mama had a guy at Zombie Services. 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,361 He slipped us ID cards 11 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,405 so our transplanted zombies could get brains 12 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,906 at the Fillmore Graves dispensaries. 13 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,867 Mama's guy went AWOL. 14 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,953 Have you two heard about Brother Love's Zombie Salvation Show? 15 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,621 -Yeah. 16 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,874 Some zombie preacher I keep hearing about. 17 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,292 Preaches zombie pride. 18 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,752 And he gets brains for the needy. 19 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,295 All pro bono. 20 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,054 Bourbon, neat. 21 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:55,722 What's that? 22 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:57,932 Bermuda Rose. 23 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,517 It's got gin and grenadine and-- 24 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,102 It's pink. It's pink, Seth. 25 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,271 Are you looking for a big, strong man to take you home tonight? 26 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,564 Dump it. Get rid of it. 27 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,901 Scale of one to ten, what would you say you are? 28 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:09,486 Um... 29 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,695 Be honest. Six? 30 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,451 -Sure. Yeah, five. 31 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,661 Do what I say and you'll be pulling sixes and sevens. 32 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,289 What's she? A goddess. 33 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,837 I know. She goes to my gym. 34 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,005 I'm in love with her. 35 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,174 Oh, Seth. 36 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,467 You've taught me so much. 37 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:33,635 Can't we just go over there, 38 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:34,719 break the ice? 39 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,137 Her friend's not bad. 40 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,556 Max. Your website said that-- 41 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,434 My website didn't mention love. That's not what this is about. 42 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,856 Yeah. Sure. Fine. 43 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,317 -Let's do it. 44 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,819 -Here. 45 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,363 It's peacocking. You're standing out from the crowd. 46 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,989 This says you are your own man. 47 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:56,908 -I don't know. -Wear it. 48 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,409 Okay. 49 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:04,791 All right. Here we go. 50 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,085 What do we do first? 51 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,671 Undermine her confidence. Make her desperate for our approval. 52 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,089 My man. 53 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,552 Ladies. I'm Max. Meet my friend, Seth. 54 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,971 He's a black belt in Jujitsu, so don't make him mad. 55 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:21,099 When he's not kicking ass, he handles corporate accounts at Sun-West, 56 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:24,185 the largest timeshare management company on the West Coast. 57 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,396 Hey, Seth. Cool scarf. 58 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,313 Hi. 59 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,857 We go to the same gym. 60 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,859 I'm always right behind you in spin class. 61 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:32,402 Good to know. 62 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,197 I'm surprised to hear you actually go to the gym. 63 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,283 -Well, you have one of those bodies 64 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,160 that's, you know... 65 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,036 What? 66 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,663 It's a compliment. You're curvy. 67 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:48,001 "Curvy" means fat. 68 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,587 Feel this. 69 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:55,508 It tickles. 70 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,512 Last night was, uh... 71 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,389 Wow! 72 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,058 You were right. 73 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:08,897 I almost walked away from something really special. 74 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,736 Now, who's a little sleepyhead, huh? 75 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,573 One part of you is ready for the day. 76 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:21,659 Max? 77 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,596 Here's what we know so far. 78 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:44,057 Max Roberts, 39, 79 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,477 was found dead by a woman he brought home from the club last night. 80 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:53,233 Max wrote a popular blog called Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips. 81 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,275 Ugh. 82 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,069 A how-to on seducing women. 83 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:59,614 But Roberts made most of his money as a wingman-for-hire. 84 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,074 That's a thing? 85 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,618 So you finally decided to get with the program, huh? 86 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,496 You tanned and dyed. 87 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,456 I figured, why fight it? 88 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,250 All the cool zombies were doing it. 89 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,293 -Mmm. -Ah. 90 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:16,130 You all look alike now, you zombies. I can't even tell you apart. 91 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,677 What the hell is a "Weener Kleener"? I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner. 92 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,350 Morning-after pills. And they say chivalry is dead. 93 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,186 -Ooh. -King Colossus brand condoms. 94 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,646 Look at this. 95 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,609 Whoa. 96 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,236 God does give with both hands. 97 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:39,779 No, no, no. Up here. 98 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,656 See the rash on Max's stomach? 99 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,993 Couple that with the yellowing of his skin and my mind goes to poisoning. 100 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,870 Which means we probably already have our murderer. 101 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,081 Max's one-night stand from the club. Solved it! 102 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,006 I guess we should have sex. 103 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,925 Yeah. Why try and fight it? 104 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,974 There. We don't have to have sex. 105 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:09,934 Phew. 106 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,477 That was close. 107 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,692 Yay! No trace of neurosyphilis! 108 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,569 Well, it's not all good news. 109 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,030 Max's stomach lining shows no sign of irritation. 110 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,907 It's gonna take me a while to pin down the exact method of poisoning. 111 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,367 Maybe a vision will get us there. 112 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:42,467 Mmm. 113 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,556 Blue 19! Omaha! Hut! 114 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:56,022 Go home. Suck down a brain tube. Maybe drink water on occasion. 115 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,238 You don't tell me when to leave. I'm Fillmore Graves! 116 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,532 This is our town! 117 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,621 You're doing a bang-up job. 118 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,445 You wanna know why I got to dust off my ol' wakizashi? 119 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:45,988 Not really. 120 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:50,201 You're the turncoat who got Blaine's dad out of the well. 121 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:53,371 Blaine's pissed. You'll see when he gets back. 122 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:56,624 Did you hear me? Not interested. 123 00:06:56,707 --> 00:07:00,878 Classic Dino! Sparkling conversationalist. 124 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:04,674 I worked with a mute, and we had so much more fun. 125 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,801 Miss you every day, Chief. 126 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,346 Wanna know what I'm gonna do with you? 127 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,223 Not really. 128 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:18,354 I'm boxing you up and I'm mailing you to Gwyneth Paltrow. 129 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,315 She'd think that's funny, right? 130 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,443 She seems cool. 131 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,741 -Gwyneth would be all right. 132 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,453 Max was so charming. 133 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:37,582 He looked right into my eyes and he said that he saw his future. 134 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:40,334 -Aw. -Ms. Lewis, we know Max was poisoned. 135 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,461 According to the coroner, 136 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,753 the poison would've killed Max 137 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,672 within two hours of the dosing, 138 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,966 so unless anyone else was with you... 139 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,134 Like a... 140 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,387 Oh, don't make us spell it out. We're talking about a tag team. 141 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,931 An Eiffel Tower. A Peter, Paul and Mary. 142 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,519 I'm sorry. That's not what I meant to suggest. 143 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:00,771 Wait. 144 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,316 You guys think I did this? 145 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,612 No one kills a guy that gives her multiple orgasms. 146 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,906 I'm not sure that defense will hold up in court. 147 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,948 -Yeah. 148 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,658 I like "Mandy" better. 149 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,076 Well, no one calls me that. 150 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,705 Mandy, you know our boy Max was a chubby chaser, right? 151 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,081 I'm not fat. 152 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,293 I'm curvy. Max said that-- 153 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:23,461 Excuse us. 154 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,965 I'm not fat. 155 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,594 What are you doing? 156 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,138 -I'm negging her, Clive. 157 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,556 No, no, no. "Negging." 158 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,018 I'm undermining her confidence so that she'll be more vulnerable. 159 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:42,230 -Knock it off. -But... 160 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,028 It's highly doubtful that girl in there killed Max. 161 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,822 -Max was poisoned with atro-choline. 162 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,325 It's a toxic chemical commonly used to make optical glass. 163 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,994 But in his case, it was absorbed through the skin. 164 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,958 What's the one thing the killer knew a womanizer would come into contact with? 165 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,000 Ta-tas. 166 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,336 -Let's not do this. -Fine. 167 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,463 His condoms were poisoned, Clive. 168 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,757 Not a bad way to go. Who's with me? 169 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:16,472 General Mills hasn't said a peep about nuking Seattle, 170 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,391 since you smuggled his daughter into the city. 171 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,353 That's one problem solved on a very long list. 172 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,064 There's a brain shortage out there. 173 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:27,108 Most of our problems come back to that. 174 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,485 We've heard rumors that our own men are skimming brains 175 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,903 and selling them on the black market. 176 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,781 I want you to find out who's behind it. 177 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,162 You want me to find someone else to do it? 178 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,039 You give the order, I'll do it. 179 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:44,792 You just don't want to be a rat. Am I right? 180 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,921 Get over it. 181 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,507 There is one name I know. 182 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:53,593 Russ Roche. 183 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,511 Roche is a dolt. 184 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,013 No way he's the ringleader. 185 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,182 I want you to buddy up to him. 186 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,809 Fun, fun. 187 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:05,146 If he likes getting a colonic, you take him out for his-and-his colonics. 188 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,106 Make him a colonic-themed mixtape. 189 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,691 Just find out who's calling the shots. 190 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,151 Sir, is there a reason 191 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,986 you think your office is bugged? 192 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,280 Yes. 193 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:18,951 Major. 194 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,495 Be careful with Roche. 195 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,750 He's not smart, but he is a killer. 196 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,054 Thanks for coming in, Ms. Zoe Ward. 197 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,306 You heard that Max Roberts was murdered? 198 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,474 That's what they told me. 199 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,894 Can you confirm whether you sent the deceased the following text? 200 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,064 "I hope your eggplant emoji falls off, 201 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,233 and you drown in a pool of your own poop emoji. 202 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:54,528 I hate your pig-face emoji, you rooster emoji." 203 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,864 -I did. 204 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,325 Because I was hoping his eggplant would fall off. 205 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:02,328 Max Roberts was a vile creature. 206 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,163 -A predator. -A misogynist. 207 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,289 A complete dick. 208 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,626 That didn't stop you from saddling up and riding that stallion, did it? 209 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,712 To my eternal shame. Though, I have to say... 210 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,130 At least he was good at that. 211 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,925 If it hadn't been amazing, I wouldn't have been pissed that he ghosted me. 212 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,510 God, no. Gross. 213 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,804 I didn't sleep with Max Roberts. Thank God. 214 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,806 Huh. I'm not surprised. 215 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,767 Max had a hard rule about sevens. 216 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,353 Okay... 217 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,940 But he probably also had a hard rule against zombies. 218 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:32,900 You're a zombie? 219 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,405 Then can you explain why you texted Max, 220 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,116 "You're going to pay for what you did to me. 221 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,368 Butcher knife emoji." 222 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,161 My friend sent that text. 223 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,456 She slept with Max, and then he blocked her number. 224 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,417 My phone was handy, so we had fun one night 225 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,751 passing the phone back and forth, 226 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,129 sending him juvenile messages. 227 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,006 Can I get your friend's information? 228 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,762 One night we saw him at the club, 229 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,389 and he got all up in our faces like, 230 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,682 "You're not funny!" 231 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,687 Now get me out of this mess, Max. Otherwise, we're both going down! 232 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,777 Here. That's her info. 233 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,822 Thanks. You're free to go. 234 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,742 And I'm a ten. 235 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:26,620 So? 236 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,956 A Fillmore Graves soldier was screaming at Max... 237 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:32,543 "Get me out of some mess, otherwise we'll both go down." 238 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,171 His name tag said "G. Marsh." 239 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,257 I'll track down this "G. Marsh." 240 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,009 Take your time. 241 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,136 All that sex talk made me horny. 242 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,306 Mind telling Ravi that I left early to tap some ass? 243 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,309 Yeah. I'll get right on that. 244 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:54,773 "Tapping that ass." 245 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,945 The guys said the Triple Cross Church is in a converted triple-X theater. 246 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,864 The things I would do to you. 247 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,700 -Yes. 248 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:10,414 I mean, I get it. My ass is grade-A. But do you always come on this strong? 249 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,083 I am so sorry. 250 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,878 I'm solving the murder of this douchebag player. 251 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,423 Did you get tired of wearing the wig? 252 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,759 Yes, but I also thought our zombie-pride preacher 253 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,010 would prefer this look. 254 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,429 Always thinking. 255 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,724 Well, this must be it. 256 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,525 Hello? 257 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,820 Anybody here? 258 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,418 Come here. Look at this. The Teachings of Brother Love. 259 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,921 "Man shall offer himself to his zombie brethren, 260 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,758 and his brethren shall crack a man's skull and scoop his brains..." 261 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,718 -Or this... 262 00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,637 "Those who wear the Fillmore Graves uniform 263 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,390 are in league with the humans who would see us destroyed." 264 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,851 Okay. Maybe he's got a point on that one. 265 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,230 Brother Love! 266 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,232 Hello? 267 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,901 You have guests. 268 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,321 Wonderful news! 269 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,034 -Not exactly. 270 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,411 -Redemption! -No. 271 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,913 -We're here to talk about brains. 272 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,790 You're hungry. 273 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,667 -I should pat them down. -No need. 274 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,794 No need. 275 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,297 -I'm Brother Love. -Levon. 276 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,339 Levon. 277 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,636 -Liv. 278 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,763 Liv! Must be an angel. 279 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,935 With skin the color of the pearly gates, and milky tresses to match. 280 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,898 As the Almighty intended. Natural. 281 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,941 You say you're hungry? 282 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,860 We're not asking for us. 283 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,945 We know a few newly-turned zombies 284 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,698 who can't get brains through the official channels. 285 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,451 We heard you feed hungry zombies here. 286 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,162 I have a soft spot for the downtrodden. 287 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,747 Where do you get your brains? 288 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,334 Oh, donations from the dying, mostly. 289 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:22,046 And a few brain tubes that fall through the cracks at Fillmore Graves. 290 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,965 And a weekly free meal at Romero's. 291 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,426 Romero's? I know the owner, 292 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,511 -he's not exactly charitable. -Yes, my son Blaine. 293 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,350 Quick as a whip. Voice of a nightingale. 294 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:38,187 Successful to boot. And single. 295 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:39,980 Huh. 296 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,571 Still no word back from that friend of Zoe Ward, 297 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,783 the zombie who let her friend send threatening texts from her phone. 298 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,242 I think I banged that dude. 299 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,704 Chase Graves? Yeah, you banged him. 300 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,248 Oh. I remember now. 301 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,377 He's gonna be all, "Oh, Liv, why didn't you call? 302 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,338 Didn't that bone sesh on my hotel room desk mean anything to you?" 303 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,175 Dudes. Look at him. Look how sad he looks. 304 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,846 That's probably a suicide note he's working on. 305 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,147 Look at you, Ms. Moore. Finally with the program. 306 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,608 It's over, dude. I don't know what you want me to say. 307 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,986 Detective. 308 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,404 We've been getting the runaround 309 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,197 trying to track down one of your men. 310 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,198 George Marsh. 311 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,450 He's a person of interest in a murder investigation. 312 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,493 When was the murder? 313 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,577 Two days ago. 314 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,996 And you think Marsh did it? 315 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,080 It's possible. 316 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,748 He's unavailable. 317 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,542 If you come back, I can have him here tomorrow. 318 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:42,751 "Unavailable"? 319 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,171 There's nowhere he could be that's more than 25 minutes from here. 320 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,049 And, yet, tomorrow is as soon as you can see him. 321 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,388 I need another minute for the toxicology report. 322 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,890 Liv changed our filing system. 323 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,810 The deceased are now arranged by hotness quotient. 324 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,896 You're on Tinder, Clive? 325 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,569 Clive 326 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,365 Wait! Does this mean you and Bozzio are dunzo? 327 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,992 No! 328 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,037 Relationships take work, Clive. 329 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,539 Look at me and Peyton. 330 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,792 We had a rough go, but we didn't give up. 331 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,336 Well, it's not the same. We didn't cheat on each other. 332 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,588 No one cheated! 333 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,799 We can't have sex together, so we're in an open relationship. 334 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,386 Y'all wanted us to be the No Secrets Club? Well, there you go. 335 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,221 Oh. 336 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,143 Did... Did you delete your matches? 337 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:42,728 What matches? 338 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,984 This is bad. This is really bad. 339 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,405 Why would you upload a photo of yourself 340 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,865 standing next to Seven 341 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,285 It's my police academy graduation. I look good in a uniform. 342 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,748 That does it. I'm taking you out tonight, Clive. 343 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,249 I'm a phenomenal wingman. 344 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,460 I hate going out. Mmm-mmm. 345 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,588 Oh, we know. It says so here in your list of "hates." 346 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,674 You hate warm weather, and This Is Us. 347 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,887 Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative. 348 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,684 Fine. I'll go. 349 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,853 You're emotionally manipulative. 350 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,939 Mmm. Oh, uh, where are my keys? 351 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,357 Oh, they're on my desk. 352 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,403 -One rule for tonight. -Mmm. 353 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,947 Given the brain she's on... 354 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,365 -Don't tell Liv. -Don't tell Liv. 355 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,202 Is the record skipping or is the music supposed to sound like this? 356 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,537 Quick. Pound this. 357 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,417 Pound this one, too. 358 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,503 -Mmm! I need a minute. -Pound it! 359 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,883 Oh, look at this. Coming our way. Coming our way. 360 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,385 Oh, God. 361 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,473 Hello, ladies. Your money is no good here. 362 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,850 Let my friend and I buy you a drink. 363 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,352 -We're actually just-- -Bartender! 364 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,023 Your finest. 365 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,570 This is my friend, Clive. He's a homicide detective. 366 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,113 Me? I'm a coroner. 367 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,699 I know. What a fascinating pair of gentlemen. 368 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,534 They must have loads of stories. 369 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,870 Tell them how fascinating you are, Clive. 370 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:25,747 I'm riveting. 371 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,210 So, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on the job? 372 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,340 Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one. You're the raconteur. 373 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,842 Oh, um... 374 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:41,471 Well, probably the middle-aged mom who was smashed by a falling AC unit. 375 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:45,893 Brains and guts everywhere. Children walking by splattered with blood. 376 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,354 -Hey. -Hey. 377 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,732 This is my boyfriend, Gunner. 378 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,193 And that's Julie's boyfriend, Stieg. 379 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,905 Here you go. Enjoy. 380 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,412 Let's ease into the splattered-brain talk next time. 381 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,372 Is that where it went wrong? 382 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,290 I thought it was when 383 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,834 their Scandinavian He-Men boyfriends showed up. 384 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,675 Amateur hour is over, boys. Let's go get us some nasty. 385 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:35,943 Clive should be himself, only fun and less tightly-wound. 386 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,281 Clive should be another person. A better person. 387 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,162 Just give me the hat, Liv. 388 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,965 I was hoping for a Frosty the Snowman moment. 389 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,218 And the instant we gave him the hat, he would become full of life. 390 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:05,430 He'd have swagger. He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism. 391 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,849 What kind of perverse version of Frosty the Snowman 392 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,226 did they show kids in England? 393 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,227 Look. 394 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,024 You know, I could catch any D I want in this place? 395 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,068 Most of the guys in here are human. 396 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,696 They won't be when I'm making them brains for breakfast. 397 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,489 Just kidding. 398 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,825 I'm not gonna let them stay for breakfast. 399 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,538 Oh, code red. The herd has arrived. 400 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,374 That better be a photo of his penis. 401 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,126 And it looks like she's crying. 402 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,545 Okay, it probably is his penis. 403 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,671 Come on. 404 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,800 He was still waiting in line when she got the Aleutian flu vaccine. 405 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,927 That's when he got the call about the zombie virus. 406 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,512 How sad is that? 407 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:49,099 Okay, baby dolls. I'm gonna need you to put out or get out. 408 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,852 Hit it or quit it. Hump or dump. You follow me? 409 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,270 -Mmm. 410 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,357 You told them about Bozzio? 411 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,526 -I wanna be honest. -That is dumb. 412 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,987 I'm not going to be a liar to get sex. 413 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,364 -Good luck with that. 414 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,742 I'm done here. 415 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,077 Thanks for trying to help. 416 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,875 You blew it. 417 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,628 Think I'm gonna go catch that D I was talking about. 418 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,090 I think I'm gonna go home and make love to my girlfriend. 419 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,884 Don't be gross. 420 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:26,261 -Hey. -Hey. 421 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,804 I was in the neighborhood. 422 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,931 I thought maybe we could talk more strategy? 423 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,266 Save a few more lives? 424 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,227 Is that before or after you texted me, "Down to duck"? 425 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,774 I sent that text to like, ten other guys. Don't read into it. 426 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,903 But are you 427 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,530 This isn't a good idea. 428 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,908 When you talk, it accentuates your double chin. 429 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,202 Are you negging me? 430 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:51,995 What do you think of my hat? 431 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,663 I think Kevin Federline wore it better. 432 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,581 Are you negging me? 433 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,833 No, I genuinely don't like your hat. 434 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,339 Liv, I'm not hooking up with you while you're on this brain. 435 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:06,802 Whatever. I don't care. I'm like barely even interested in you. 436 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,556 I'm gonna get you a Lyft. 437 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,976 Fine, but can I at least see what my driver looks like? 438 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:16,770 Oh, never mind. 439 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,897 Everyone's a ten if you keep your eyes closed. 440 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,826 I was wondering if you'd ever call. 441 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,410 Come in, Detective. 442 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,212 "Martyr Leone"? 443 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,755 Are you freaking kidding me? 444 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,299 And you can probably guess what they say about me. Let's see. 445 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,302 I spend more time at the gym than I do at my desk. 446 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,972 I'm a demagogue who uses the city's tax dollars 447 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,598 to eat brains at Romero's. 448 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,645 It's one article. In one newspaper. 449 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:06,945 I'm sorry, Commander. Can I ask what Lillywhite is doing here? 450 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,656 Did he get some kind of promotion we weren't made aware of? 451 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:10,991 Oh. 452 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,451 Did I forget the paperwork? 453 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,078 I might have. 454 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,164 I've had my hands full. 455 00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:21,168 Major is the new vice president of getting stuff done. 456 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,670 Which means he outranks any of you because... 457 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,338 Well, he gets stuff done. 458 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,175 Everyone out. 459 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,849 Except my VP of getting stuff done! You, get back in here. 460 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:45,901 Sir? 461 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,402 You made any progress with Roche? 462 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,822 I’ve lost 100 bucks to him playing pool, buddying up to him, 463 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,949 and we made plans to hit The Scratching Post next week. 464 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,993 What do you say we turn you into besties? 465 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,705 Take Roche’s unit down to the offices of the 206 Weekly and shut them down. 466 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,790 Do we have the authority to do that, sir? 467 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,167 We are the authority. 468 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,713 Oh, God. Oh, God. 469 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:07,714 Oh, God. 470 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,009 You're in a hurry. 471 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,637 I thought I set my alarm. 472 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:17,224 This is bad. This is really bad. 473 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,312 Um... 474 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,566 I've never done this. 475 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,361 How much? 476 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:38,620 Hey, any idea why Liv Moore would text me "Down to duck" 477 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:39,871 in the middle of the night? 478 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,165 My wife was pissed, I had to sleep on the couch. 479 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:43,708 No clue. 480 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:05,188 Clive. 481 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,278 Called a few times. 482 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,613 Went straight to voicemail. 483 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,116 My phone died. 484 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,284 I was worried. 485 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,618 I'm sorry. 486 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,833 Maybe we need to establish some ground rules. 487 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:27,794 Spending the night feels like there's emotions involved. 488 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,796 That's a good rule. 489 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:34,092 But, Dale, there were no emotions involved. 490 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,262 Promise. 491 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,972 Did you make her your special breakfast? 492 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,601 I haven't asked for any details about the men you've been with. 493 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,479 Well, I haven't slept with anyone, Clive. 494 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,190 I heard-- 495 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,400 I went on some dates. 496 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,987 I made out with a guy. 497 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,408 All it did was make me miss you. 498 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,498 I guess we're really doing this. 499 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,520 Chase better walk in here with that zombie from your vision. 500 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:28,813 We gave him a day. 501 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,565 Hey, I just noticed. 502 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:33,443 That's the same outfit as last night, you dirty dog. 503 00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:36,154 -You got some chick-- -I don't wanna talk about it, Liv. 504 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:38,907 Thanks for waiting, Officers. 505 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,077 You'll see this was a bit of a to-do. 506 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:47,165 Here's the man of the hour. 507 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,252 This the guy? 508 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:52,921 That’s the guy from my vision. 509 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:56,132 Marsh, the Seattle PD wants to know if you magically defrosted yourself 510 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,425 and murdered someone a few days ago. 511 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:58,593 What year is it? 512 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,429 You haven’t even been frozen a month, Marsh. 513 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,181 It’s a long way from 2023. 514 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,182 Damn. 515 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,476 -Max Roberts. 516 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,396 Max is dead 517 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,688 Poisoned condoms. 518 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,149 Perfect. 519 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:18,154 Well, as the Commander can confirm, my alibi is airtight. 520 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,989 I had a vision of you berating Max. 521 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,699 Did that have something to do with your arrest? 522 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:22,784 Can't answer that. 523 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,579 My lawyer told me to keep my mouth shut. I filed an appeal. 524 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,375 Marsh was found guilty of turning a human into a zombie through sexual contact. 525 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,585 She reported him for not disclosing his status. 526 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,504 She told me she was a zombie. 527 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,798 Guess she was a bug chaser. 528 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,633 You hired Max to be your wingman 529 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,803 and that’s when you hooked up with this "bug chaser"? 530 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,722 My lawyer was very clear on this. 531 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,223 Shut my mouth. 532 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,599 What was this woman's name? 533 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,232 Huma Kattan. Thank you. 534 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,488 Looking good, Liv Moore. 535 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,823 You wish. 536 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,995 All right, look into it. You got anything else? 537 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,872 I've also been hearing these weird things about a zombie church. 538 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,415 -They say-- 539 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:11,833 What the hell? 540 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,626 What is this all about, here? 541 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,170 -I'm the editor. 542 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,422 I need you to direct your people to shut down their computers, 543 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:18,798 pack up their personal belongings 544 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,216 -and exit the building. -You can't. 545 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,970 Your newspaper is being closed down for the public good. 546 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,473 "The public good" 547 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,141 You're printing fake news. 548 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,393 That Mama Leone lady was making more zombies 549 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,687 when we can’t feed the zombies we already have. We are on the precipice of destruction at all times. 550 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,692 The old rules of freedom of the press no longer apply. 551 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,987 You! Do not take any computer equipment. 552 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:44,741 This includes any kind of hard drive, thumb drive, memory stick. 553 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,075 It all stays here. 554 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,285 No. No way. 555 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,370 If you're shutting us down, I'm taking my work-- 556 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,631 What do you expect from the Chaos Killer? 557 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,931 That's my name, baby. Don't wear it out. 558 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,401 -Thanks again. Bye. -No, it's "Huma Kattan." 559 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,653 No? 560 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,404 All right, bye. 561 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,199 The DMV has no record of her either. 562 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,410 How does a zombie disappear from a walled city? 563 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,458 If you scratched me right now, what's the first thing I'd do? 564 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,460 Take Bozzio to Bone Town. 565 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:40,672 After that, 566 00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:44,050 I’d go to the Zombie Services office for an ID card. 567 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,761 This Huma needed a card to get brain tubes. 568 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,513 They’d have her contact info. 569 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,430 That's it. 570 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:52,767 We’ll go to Zombie Services, where they make ID cards, 571 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,227 on official police business! 572 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,690 How about we pop over during lunchtime, so we create less of a disturbance. 573 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,484 Yeah, I guess. 574 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,528 You don't wanna go sooner? Oh, no. Lunchtime is good. 575 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,323 I may wanna sleep in. 576 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,372 I know how to get brains for the Underground Railroad. 577 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,790 I'm not falling for this again. 578 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,709 Douchebag brain has worn off, you can let me in. 579 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,919 Finally. 580 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,922 Clive and I are on a case, 581 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,465 blah, blah, blah, long story short, 582 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,593 we have to go to the Zombie Services office 583 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,052 on police business tomorrow. 584 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,431 I can steal what we need to create our own ID cards. 585 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,851 Everyone we smuggle into Seattle will have access to brain tubes. 586 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:37,353 That’s dangerous, Liv. If you get caught-- 587 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:38,646 It's worth the risk. 588 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:44,152 Be careful, these guys smash zombie heads. 589 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,613 About last night. 590 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,282 Really embarrassed. 591 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,242 It's water under the bridge. 592 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,202 No, I need to say this. 593 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,248 Sometimes, my job gets in the way of my personal life. 594 00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,962 I’m on a lot of brains and in the past with guys I’ve dated it's caused problems. 595 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,048 I can roll with a few lousy brains. 596 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:09,177 In most cases, I would’ve welcomed sex-crazed brain, 597 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,347 but, you know, the first time, I thought, should be special. 598 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:14,974 I’m a little girlish that way. 599 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,992 What are you doing? 600 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,828 Shh. Let your body do the talking. 601 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,664 Oh! You... 602 00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,416 You are still on the brain, aren't you? 603 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,502 Don't hate the player. 604 00:32:42,585 --> 00:32:46,589 You, out! You made me feel cheap. 605 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,050 Whatevs. You are a bit girlish. 606 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,760 Text me if you have a change of heart. 607 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,858 All right, let's do this. 608 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,402 Let's. 609 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:12,907 I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the fedora. 610 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,995 I'm peacocking, Clive. I thought I explained this to you. 611 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,920 Donuts for the unsung heroes of Seattle. 612 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,172 Lots of zombie-friendly options. 613 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:30,258 Sure. Thanks. 614 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,592 Cool-ass hat. 615 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,553 You're a cool-ass dude for noticing. 616 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:36,514 You're up to something, what is it? 617 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:39,100 It's called donuting. You know nothing, Clive Babineaux. 618 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,733 Hi, Jill. We're with the SPD. 619 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:50,111 We’re tracking down a person of interest in a murder investigation. 620 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,613 Her name is Huma Kattan and she recently became a zombie. 621 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:53,698 Can you help us with that? 622 00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:56,701 Everyone’s heading to lunch, but I can show you where the records are. 623 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:57,869 That would be great. 624 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,248 Zombie-friendly donuts. Get them here. 625 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:08,046 There's a file for every zombie in Seattle. 626 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,714 Some of them are passing for human. 627 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:11,632 Sadly, we’re so understaffed 628 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,010 that files just get thrown back in there, willy-nilly. 629 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:15,678 "Kattan," right? 630 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,055 That's right. 631 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,185 Come on, come on. 632 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,729 Darn. 633 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:26,439 You may be in for the long haul. 634 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,533 Did you find Huma’s file? 635 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:38,993 Nope. 636 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370 Did they have mirrors in the bathroom? 637 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,330 Yes. 638 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,999 So you saw what you looked like and didn’t take off the hat? 639 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,169 Lunch is ending. We need to hurry. 640 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,922 -Because we don't wanna be in their way. 641 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,636 I was sitting there at lunch and I thought to myself, 642 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,138 what about the new zombie files that haven't been filed? 643 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,556 The ones we keep up front. 644 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,267 So I hurried back. Here you go. 645 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,144 Thank you. 646 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:16,906 Well, well, well. 647 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:19,742 Does Huma look familiar? That's Zoe Ward. 648 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,372 The zombie who said her friend 649 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,082 sent Max those threatening texts from her phone. 650 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,793 Yeah, well, I don’t think there ever was a friend. 651 00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,837 She's only been a zombie a few weeks. 652 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,048 So, when she went to get an ID card she still went by the name Huma. 653 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,593 So Huma gets George Marsh put away in the Fillmore Graves freezer... 654 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,303 Then changes her name to Zoe Ward 655 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,681 and settles the score with the guy who taught George 656 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:42,682 how to seduce her. 657 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,058 She's our killer. 658 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,852 Sweet, let's go pick her up right now. 659 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:56,028 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 660 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:59,407 Afraid I'm gonna have to take another look at what's inside that box. 661 00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:02,535 Two donuts? You sure that's a good idea, big fella? 662 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,954 Think of all the hungry zombie cops back at the station 663 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,205 who you promised donuts? 664 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,623 They won't miss just one. They will. 665 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:14,922 Take all you want, good sir. 666 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,151 Liv. 667 00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:38,321 Do I wanna know what you're up to? 668 00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:40,364 I think it's better that you don't. 669 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:55,671 Tell us why you changed your name from Huma Kattan to Zoe Ward. 670 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,090 I’d just transitioned from human to zombie. 671 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,218 It's a big life change. 672 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:01,928 It was a new beginning. 673 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:06,015 What I have here is a transcript from the Fillmore Graves hearing 674 00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:08,976 that sent George Marsh to the deep freeze. 675 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,270 "Huma asked for it. 676 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,981 She knew George was a zombie, and she threw herself at him. 677 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,733 She was a bug chaser. 678 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:18,611 One of those girls who wanted to get with a zombie, 679 00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:20,863 wanted to be a zombie." 680 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,032 That’s what Max Roberts said on the stand. 681 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:25,284 Max Roberts is a pig and a liar. 682 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,078 He was a pig and a liar. 683 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:29,956 Max is dead and George is in a deep freeze. 684 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,083 Max introduced George to you, didn’t he? 685 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,251 Yeah. 686 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,920 When did you find out that Max was a paid wingman, 687 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,755 an expert on seducing women? 688 00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:41,926 When a friend showed me his column. Wet Willie's Sensitive Tips. 689 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,177 Repulsive, right? 690 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,305 Max was killed by a toxic substance used to make optical glass. 691 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,641 Where do you work now? 692 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,605 Queen Anne Optometry. 693 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:57,942 How did you get the poisoned condoms to-- 694 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,237 It was easy, I dressed up like a giant condom and handed out 695 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,822 free samples outside the club. 696 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:05,116 Made sure Max got a special box. 697 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,742 That's easy? 698 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,121 We'll need it in writing. 699 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:15,251 I wanted a normal life. I wanted kids. 700 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,004 George took that away from me without my consent. 701 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,632 Max helped him and then went on the stand and humiliated me. 702 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,344 At least the son of bitch can't hurt any more women. 703 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,929 So, you know what? 704 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,391 They can stick me in a freezer for however long they want. 705 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,187 My life was over the moment I met Max Roberts. 706 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,196 Come on, Chase. It was a mistake. Admit it and move on. 707 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,073 Shooting up a newspaper office, shutting them down, 708 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,784 it's like you're begging humans to riot. 709 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:51,746 -No reports of riots. 710 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,499 I'm placing a bet. 711 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,210 I'm betting that no one cares enough to take to the streets 712 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:01,172 over one rinky-dink alt-weekly closing its doors. 713 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:04,216 I suppose all the city's sex workers will have to find a new place to advertise. 714 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,844 Shutting down the press over a critical story. 715 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,930 Isn't that what an autocrat does? 716 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,850 That's what I am. 717 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,979 You wanna know when democracy doesn't work? 718 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,734 It doesn't work when you're sitting on a powder keg. 719 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,987 It doesn't work when your people are starving. 720 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,407 It doesn't work when your entire species is on the brink of extinction. 721 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,452 So, you can lament the closing of the 206 Weekly. 722 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,579 But they tried to make a hero out of a woman who made it 723 00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:35,498 harder to keep our population fed. 724 00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:39,794 I want human smuggling stopped, so I can save lives. 725 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,629 I don't regret the execution of that woman. 726 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,130 I didn't ask if you did. 727 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,467 Your soldiers didn't just lock the doors of the 206 Weekly. 728 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,052 They terrorized the staff. 729 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,721 They caused thousands of dollars in damages-- 730 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,473 Fake news. 731 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,644 Fake, huh? 732 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,647 -Nope. 733 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:01,982 You sure about that? 734 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,693 Lillywhite, clear this up. What happened? 735 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,447 The situation was under control 736 00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:10,950 until reporters failed to follow instructions. 737 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,952 They became belligerent and attacked us. 738 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:16,330 The limited gunfire was warranted to control the situation. 739 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,374 So, there you have it. 740 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:22,294 Well, we always appreciate a visit from the mayor's office. 741 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,505 We need to do this more often. 742 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,393 Liv, it's street-cleaning tomorrow. 743 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,229 Better move your car or you'll get a ticket. 744 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,481 Liv? 745 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,820 Hello? 746 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:11,177 What the hell are you doing? 55353

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