All language subtitles for Knight.Rider.S03E06.K.I.T.T.vs.K.A.R.R

(Male narrator)
Knight Rider,
a shadowy flight...

into the dangerous world
of a man...

who does not exist.

Michael Knight,
a young loner...

on a crusade to champion
the cause of the innocent...

the helpless, the powerless...

in a world of criminals
who operate above the law.

[Seagulls cawing]

(John)
You know, back in the '50s...

a guy found some
Spanish doubloons near here
after a big storm.

Yeah.
Well, I bet he retired
to Tahiti.

Not only that...

but his girlfriend opened up
a new bikini shop.

No! John! No!

No!

[Exclaiming]

Hold it. Where--
To the sharks.

Get back. Get back.
Get back.
Get out of here.

Okay, okay.

[Metal detector beeping]

[Sighing]

[Beeps accelerating]

Hello, Tahiti.

Hey, wait.

Hey!
Come here.

What is it?
Look at this thing.

(Mandy)
Bye-Bye, Tahiti.

Don't be so sure.
This thing looks brand new.

John, this isn't
Spanish doubloons.
It's somebody's car.

Come on,
let's go get the truck.

(Mandy)
Wait, wait!
Come on.

[KARR humming]
Slow down. Wait a minute.

[Car honking]

(KITT)
Honking in a tunnel.

Really, Michael,
I fail to see the point.

KITT,
it's an American tradition.

Like raising your hands
on a roller coaster.

Unsafe, unsound behavior,
if you ask me.

Now that you mention it,
I didn't.

KITT, relax, will you?
It's been a long trip, pal.

In about an hour or so,
you'll be back home
with Bonnie...

for a little tender
loving care.

My remote monitors
seem to be malfunctioning.

They look fine to me.

[KITT buzzing]

Contrary to popular belief,
looks aren't everything.

I'm picking up
some very unusual signals
from up the coast.

Michael, someone
is broadcasting on
our private carrier frequency.

Wait a minute. That's not
supposed to be possible.

It must be a problem
in calibration.

That's what worries me.
That's not supposed
to be possible, either.

[Beeping]

Okay, easy.

[Motor revving]

[Beeps]

Come on!

[Creaking]

The clutch is burning out.
Come on, a little bit more!

All right.

[Engine grinding]

[Beeping]

The clutch!

Wow.

How did that start?

I don't know. It just did.

Whoa.

John!

(John)
Man, you won't believe
this dash.

[KARR humming]

Mandy, I'm gonna
drive it into town.

John, what happens
if somebody comes back?

Tell them
you're a hitchhiker.

Mandy, we're saving the car,
not stealing it.

Come on, get in.
Okay.

[Screaming]

Slow down!
Mandy, I'm barely
touching the pedal!

Voice command,
are you ready?

I can't believe this.
You've got the whole world
at your fingertips.

Music.

[80's music playing]

I bet George Lucas drives
one of these things.

How we doing?

You just asked me that.

We're getting closer.
The signal is
progressively stronger.

Good.

When we get close enough,
I want you to triangulate
the source.

Convert the impulse
into a visual.

We should be close enough now.

All right, let's find out.

[Electronic buzzing]

Okay, see if it's moving
or not. Give me an overlay
of the area.

[Beeping]

It's moving.

I noticed.

You're worried, aren't you?

It's probably nothing, KITT.

I just want to make sure.

[Music continues playing]

Well, I'll see you tonight.

I have a political science
exam to study for.

Oh, yeah. Explain Libya
in 25 words or less.
I forgot.

Don't do that.
It's important to me.

I know and I'm sorry.

John.

I'll turn the car in,
I promise.

Bye.
See you.

Hey, radical car, dude.

Radical shorts.

Bye.
Bye.

Music.

[Rock 'n' roll music
playing]

[Beeps accelerating]

(KITT)
Michael, it's gone.

Plot us
an intersecting course.

I'm going to temporarily
shut down our signal
just in case.

In case of what?

In case whatever it is,
is also tracking us.

[80's music playing]

Where were you when I was 17?

I thought the days when
a hot car would make me
feel good again were over.

Guess I was wrong.

I'm gonna hate to have to
give you up, slick.

[Beeping]

(KARR)
Then don't.

[Exclaiming]

Okay, what is this? A joke?

Or a tape recorder?

Is Allen Funt gonna pop up
and say, "Smile,
you're on Candid Camera"?

Who's Allen Funt?

Hey, what is this?

You're a car,
and cars don't talk.

Correct, I am not a car.

I am the Knight Automated
Roving Robot...

the first in a bold
new experiment.

You may call me KARR.

Speech is actually the least
remarkable of my functions.

Get in.

Let me show you
what I can really do.

You're a bold new experiment,
huh?

I think that's terrific.

Personally, I'm not
a bold new experiment.

I think you'd be happier
with somebody else.

John, the days of feeling good
aren't over.

Not for someone
who still dreams.
Not for someone like you.

Think of me as the genie
in the magic lamp.

What am I supposed to be,
Aladdin?

If you choose.

As you can see, terrain
doesn't hamper my performance.

I am designed for virtually
every condition.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe any of this.

Forget belief systems.

Forget the perimeters of
rational thinking as
it so smugly is called.

Feel, my friend. Feel.

[Tires screeching]

[Exclaims]

[Siren wailing]

All right, let's try
one more time. Go back
to surveillance mode.

[Electronic beeping]

(KITT)
According to my projections...

the source should be here
within seconds, Michael.

[Beeps accelerating]

Michael!
Got you, pal. Let's go!

Michael, that can't be KARR.
We destroyed KARR
two years ago.

Then who or what is that?

But I saw him explode.

You saw him explode.
I know.

All right, give me a visual
on the license plate.

Good idea.

[Gasps]

So much for wishful thinking.

Hey, it's okay.
You can slow down.

Come on, it's okay now.

(KARR)
They must have
picked up my sonar.

Damn!

Oh, God! Stop!

[Truck honking]

Where are the brakes?

Manual override.
Press Turbo Boost.

[Whooshing]

Are we clear to Turbo?

(KITT)
The risk factor is too high.

[Tires screeching]

[Siren wailing]

(Officer)
Freeze. Hands in the air.

I know what you're thinking,
but it wasn't me.

Check the license plate.
The guy you're after
is getting away.

Right.

Put the hands on the roof
of that car, now.

(Michael)
Thanks for the bail, Devon.

You know how KITT hates
impound yards.

(Devon)
It's hard to believe
that KARR is back.

(Michael)
Yeah, he's back, all right.

And from what we've seen,
he looks meaner than ever.

I'm gonna need you
and Bonnie up here
as soon as possible.

We leave within the hour.
Oh, Michael?

Yeah.
Be careful.

I don't want any
nose-To-Nose encounters
with that machine...

until Bonnie's had a chance
to beef up KITT's weaponry.

KARR was KITT's prototype,
designed and built
by Wilton Knight...

with all of KITT's
capabilities.

I got you.

KITT, I want to reconstruct
the triangulation.

I want to find out where KARR
came from and, if possible,
who's helping him.

(KITT)
Right away, Michael.

Tidepools at the beach,
Michael.

Give me a reading
on these tracks,
will you, pal?

(KITT)
Right away.

The tread configuration
is virtually identical
to mine, Michael.

It must be KARR's.

I'm also picking up
a heavy vehicle having
traction problems.

It's like somebody tried
to raise KARR...

with a four-Wheeler
or a tow truck.

Affirmative.

You know, after two years
in the salt water, he's got
to be draining some fluids.

Anything on the surface?

[Electronic beeping]

There are faint signs
of turbine fuel.

Good. Let's see where they go.

[Engine starting]

[Car door opening]

[Car door closing]

[KARR humming]

Okay, that's it.
You said no cops.

You can stay here tonight,
then you're on your own.

(KARR)
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.

My circuitry needs repairs,
and I want to alter
my appearance.

I can reward you handsomely
for your help.

No, thanks.

Oh, no hard feelings though.
It was fun.

For a while there,
I felt like I was a kid again.

I felt like a....
I felt like a teenager
with the hottest car in town.

Trouble is I'm not
a teenager anymore.

Got responsibilities.

I got plans.

Got a job.

(KARR)
You repair boats
for $4 an hour.

You weren't complaining
back there on the beach
when I towed you out.

Nor am I complaining now.
Just pointing out
what should be obvious.

And what is that?

You need me.

I meant what I said earlier.

You may not be Aladdin,
but I am the genie.

I can make all your dreams
come true.

Thanks, anyway.

As you wish.

You in the habit
of leaving trucks
at the beach?

What?

You want your own business
one of these days...

you can't be leaving trucks
at the beach.

Where's your brains, kid?

I can't believe it. I'm sorry,
Eddie. Things just been
a little weird for me lately.

Hey, how was the doctor?

I don't know.
I didn't ask him.

Funny. You gonna live?

Only my batteries
know for sure.

If I die tomorrow, and
this place goes into probate,
you'll never get it.

$10,000 down
and it's yours today.

[KARR humming]

Eddie, I don't have that kind
of money and you know it.

(KARR)
A pacemaker.

Well, well, well.

[80's music playing]

(KITT)
This is it, Michael.

The trail's becoming too faint
to follow, but it appears
KARR paused here.

Maybe we'll get lucky.

All right,
go to full surveillance, pal.

[Inaudible]

[Inaudible]

[Inaudible]

(Michael)
I'm looking for
a black T-Top...

that was in
the area yesterday.

Did you happen to see
a car like that?

(Mandy)
I don't....
I don't think so. No.

If you did, I need to know.

Look, it's not
just another car.

It's very important.
It's potentially
very dangerous.

Look, if it makes
any difference,
this can be confidential.

I'm sorry,
I haven't seen anything.

Dorothy, is that you?

No, it's me.

[Stammers]

(Mandy)
Hi.

(John)
Hi.

I'll just....
I'll just be a minute.

I really don't have
anything more to say.

All right.

You can reach me
at this number
in case the car turns up.

Or in case you happen
to remember something.

What was all that about?

That black car.

You promised me
that you were gonna
turn it in.

I said I wasn't gonna
keep it.

All I did was take it
for a little ride. Quit making
such a big deal about it.

It's over.

[Telephone ringing]

(Mandy)
Endless Summer.

John? Who's this?

[Stammers]

Yeah. Right away.

It's the hospital.
Eddie just had a heart attack.

I can have KITT back
from the Foundation
by this time tomorrow.

Twenty-Four hours
we don't have to install
a laser that won't work.

Now, I'm sorry, Bonnie. No.

We tried the laser last time
KARR got loose.

I've been working
on some modifications.
I can double its penetration.

Michael, what choice
do we have?

I can't risk sending you
and KITT out without
some kind of an edge.

I appreciate your concern,
I really do.

But I had KITT trace
the salt water damage
to KARR's Alpha circuits.

If he gets those parts and he
repairs them, it's only going
to be a matter of hours...

before his other systems
are up to full strength.

So, while we're experimenting
with modified lasers here...

he will be making himself
fully operational.
We cannot let that happen.

Look, if ever we needed
to act as a team,
it's right now.

You go back in the Foundation,
you finish the laser,
and you bring it back.

As soon as you call,
I'll bring KITT in
for installation.

Until then,
I gotta keep the pressure on.

Bonnie.

(Devon)
Any leads on
the human factor?

No, not yet.
But I had KITT generate
a list of all the outlets...

for the components
KARR will be needing.

(Devon)
I'll alert local
law enforcement.

Michael, do what
you need to do,
but please be careful.

Right.

If anything happens
to KITT....

Love you, too.

(John)
Eddie, come on,
is that all he said?

I mean, you almost die
and all they can say is...

"I'm sorry, but the battery
in your pacemaker went bad"?

"Unexplained malfunction."
That's what they said.

Kind of makes you think.

Makes you realize
just how many things
you've never done.

I'm getting out, John.
Everything I got's
for sale as of now.

You want the shop, you got it.
The deal of your lifetime.

$5,000 down, interest-Only
payments for....
Till you get on your feet.

Eddie, I'm broke.

I mean, you keep talking to me
like I got money.

If I had the money,
you'd have a deal.

I just hate to
see you let this one
slip through your fingers.

Think about it.

Maybe something will turn up.

[KARR humming]

(KARR)
Hello, John.

Why don't you get in?
Just for old times' sake.

We don't have
any old times. Get lost.

I'm a computer.
I can't get lost.

But if you come on
a little errand with me...

I'll get you the $5,000
you need.

You were listening?
Why not?

Interested?
No.

Liar.

Get in.

What have you got to lose?
$4 an hour won't buy
much of a future.

For the first time
in your life,
do something for you.

The time is now. Don't wait.

Last chance, Aladdin.

[Door opening]

(Michael)
Awfully quiet.

It's too quiet.

(KITT)
You're doing everything
you can, Michael.

All KARR's possible targets
have double security tonight.

In the event of a break-In,
we'll be notified immediately.

All right, let's raise Devon.

Good news, Michael.

Bonnie has mobilized every
technician at the Foundation.

The laser is complete.
We're on our way back.

Terrific. Give my regards
to Bonnie, will you?

Anything at your end?

Well, if no news is good news,
we're doing fine.

But between you and me,
I don't feel very reassured.

(KARR)
You'll be more efficient
if you relax.

And more comfortable.

Relax, right?

Press Turbo Boost.

Press it.

[Whooshing]

(Michael)
Good God!

KITT, roll the tape on
all video units.

Get this signal
straightened out, will you?

Get me patched in.

(KITT)
I'm doing what I can, Michael.
The feed is disrupted.

All right, full pursuit
to semi. Go for it!

(KARR)
Unless you want to be pressed
right into the diesel block...

I wouldn't move, Mr. Miles.

And what's this? A laser.

Intended for me, no doubt.

I came for Alpha capacitors.

What an unexpected surprise.

[Clanking]

I've got it.
All right.

See who our mystery guest is.

It's him.

Would you care to be
a little more specific?
I wish I could.

I may not know his name,
but I think I know
how to find him.

Michael.

(Michael)
KITT!

[Engine starting]

(KARR)
Move to the cash computer,
and I'll do the rest.

When it comes right down
to it, I don't like this.

Go to the window, John.
Let the magic begin.

(Computer)
Please enter your nine-Digit
secret code...

your date of birth,
and your mother's maiden name.

Go ahead.
Maybe you'll have better luck.

They punish you.

Pardon me?

The older you are,
the harder they make it.

[KARR humming]

Oh, my!
You're very good at this.

I thought they only
gave out $100.

I guess
it's a new policy.

My goodness!

They certainly don't
resent you, do they?

Here you go.
Oh, no, it's not mine.

It's yours.

Just think of it as a gift
from the age of technology.

Gesture of respect.

You know,
I wish you would have called.

You would have saved
a whole lot of people
a whole lot of grief.

What are you doing
charging in like this?
Where is he?

Who?
Your boyfriend.

The guy who slipped out
the back when I was here
yesterday.

What do you want with him?
Mandy, he's got the T-Top
I'm looking for.

You know it and I know it.

Look, if you're trying to
protect him, he doesn't need
protection. He needs help.

Now, what's his name?
Where is he?

I have never seen
so many people so crazy
about a car before.

It's not just another car.

Among other things,
it has a way
of changing people.

Look, I'm not a cop.
I'm not going to put
anybody in jail.

Right.

I'll give it to you straight.
Your boyfriend's in
way over his head.

As a matter of fact,
he's drowning.

And you're just about
the only person on this earth
who can save him right now.

Don't let him know
I told you, okay?

Michael, he doesn't trust
a lot of people.

I mean, he didn't mean
to steal the car. He....

Just promise me
nothing will happen to him.

I'll do my best,
I promise you that.

His....

His name is John Stanton.

He works at Mr. D's Marina
on the Seaside Road.

Thank you.

...60, 80, $5,000.
You want to count it yourself?

I just did.

How long we gonna
carry on this charade?

What charade?

I get out of the hospital,
I come back
to pay a few bills.

Next thing I know
you're driving
this hot new car...

buying me out in $20 bills
you got in a shopping bag.

I been around.

I made some fast money myself.

Now, who's kidding who?

Take my word for it, Eddie...

you don't want to know.

I want to know.

All right.

Go ahead, say something.

[KARR humming]

[Chuckles]

(KARR)
How's the pacemaker, Eddie?

(Michael)
Do me a favor,
will you, Bonnie?

The high-Tensile reflectors
you developed for KITT...

they still around?

Yes, I have them.

Oh, no.

Michael, you're not thinking
what I think you're thinking,
are you?

Pull them out of mothballs,
will you?

Can't discuss it right now.
I'll see you when I see you.

But Michael, I....

I tell you,
it's a fortune in gold.

My ex-Brother-In-Law
drives the armored truck.

He says between three
and five million each trip.

Each Wednesday.

(KARR)
Today is Wednesday.

Attaboy, KARR. Attaboy.

(KARR)
Don't call me "boy".

I can't believe this.

Eddie, you're talking about
armed robbery. They put people
in prison for that.

They gotta catch us first.

Hey, kid, everybody's got to
roll the dice sooner or later.

The difference between winners
and losers is timing.

I've been waiting a long time
for the right timing.

It's here. Today.

(KARR)
There's only one problem.

I have no interest in gold.
That's a uniquely
human foible.

Maybe I didn't make
myself clear.

Gold is money.

And whether you realize it
or not, you need money.

You're gonna need parts.

A technician to keep you
in top shape.

A safe place to hide out.

All that takes lots of money.

Interesting point, Eddie.
I hadn't thought of it
in quite that way.

Hey, where do you think
you're going?

It doesn't matter.
I'm not staying here.
I don't want any part of this.

Let him go.

Let him go?

Who's gonna drive you?
Who's gonna handle all this?

Don't worry,
I'll take care of it.

Yeah?

Then we got a deal?

Fifty-Fifty?
We have a deal, Eddie.

(Michael)
There it is, KITT.
They inside?

(KITT)
ln the back garage, Michael,
KARR and one person.

What are we going to do?

Not "we," buddy. "Me."

If I take you any closer,
KARR will scan you.

I'm banking on the fact
that his surveillance mode
may not have full range yet.

Michael, surely you're not
thinking of going up against
that monster alone.

I'm your only protection.

Wait a minute, KITT.
What about John?
I'm his only protection.

I can't just leave him
in there.

One way or another,
I gotta get him away
from KARR.

Michael, to put it mildly,
it's a long shot.

Yeah.

Well, it beats no shot at all.

We're gonna be millionaires.

[KARR humming]

(KARR)
Silence. We have an intruder.

[Engine starts]

[Engine revving]

KITT!

[Engine revving]

[Humming]

(KARR)
Damn! The time
isn't right yet.

But when next we meet,
you won't escape.

(KITT)
Michael, are you all right?
I'm fine.

[Groaning]

Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

All right, I want answers
and I want answers fast.
Where was that car going?

Did you fix it?
Where's John Stanton?

I had nothing to do with it.

The Santa Cruz Canyon Bridge.

They're hitting an armored van
this afternoon.

All right, if you're lying,
I'll find you.

[Telephone ringing]

Endless Summer.
[KARR mimicking John]
Mandy, it's me.

John, where are you?

I can't talk now.
Meet me at the pier
in five minutes.

John?

[KARR mimicking John]
Quick. Get in.

[Gasps]

Let me out of here!

(KARR)
Stop struggling,
you foolish girl.

What are you doing?
Where's John?

[KARR mimicking John]
I'm afraid
he couldn't make it.

[Engine starting]

[Metallic jangling]

[KARR mimicking Mandy]
John. John?

Mandy?

The garage.
Come here, quick.

Oh, no. No way.

(KARR)
Before you run off, there's
something you ought to see.

[Inaudible]

[Door rattling]

Let her go! What is this?
You don't need her!

(KARR)
No. I need you.

You wanted to desert me.

Abandon me,
just like those people at
that pompous Foundation.

How would you like me
to slowly remove the air from
the passenger compartment?

Have you ever seen someone
explode in a vacuum?

No, I have a better idea.

[Beeping]

Stop it!

Let her go! Let her go!

Okay, stop it.
Whatever you want.

[Mandy gasping]

I'm so sorry.

I didn't know.

Very touching.

Get in.

(KITT)
Michael, it's been 12 hours
since KARR hit the semi.

We'd better assume
all his functions
are at full strength.

Not to mention Bonnie's
modified laser.

That's not the only thing
I'm assuming, KITT.

You know, I think
this whole thing may be
a trap KARR's arranged.

I mean, think about it.

It's not like him
to leave evidence
or witnesses around.

That's a rather
disconcerting thought,
Michael.

Took the words
right out of my mouth.

[Beeping]
Here we are.

But Michael,
I doubled the power
of the laser KARR took.

Do you got a better idea?

With a little more time,
I'm sure we can come up
with something.

Time is
the operative word here.
We don't have any.

Listen to reason.

KITT is not prepared
to do battle with KARR.

I've got the information
that's gonna give me
one showdown with KARR.

I'm lucky to have that.

If we miss this chance,
we may not get another one.

Well, in my opinion,
it's nothing short of suicide.

Devon, I really admire you,
you know?

I admire your maturity,
your wisdom,
your sense of proportion.

I even like your tie.

But I'm telling you...

KITT and I are going out
of here in three minutes with
or without those reflectors...

or your blessing.

Go to work.

[Machine humming]

[Electronic clicking]

(KARR)
May I present
our preliminary target?

Let us begin.

I've established
our point of impact.

The bridge is old and weak.

What does he mean?

He means we're going to
crash into it, if I know him.

I suggest you fasten
your seatbelts.

It shouldn't be long.

[KARR humming]

[Engine revving]

Sliding into the back.

[Screaming]

[Gasping]

[Engine revving]

(John)
Why don't you finish
your job?

You got them
where you want them.

You don't even begin
to understand what the job is.

It's the armored car.

No. That's the decoy.

[KARR humming]

Lo and behold,
here comes the real target
to the rescue...

just as I planned.

(KITT)
Michael, there's KARR.

What's he waiting for?

Unless I'm mistaken, us.

[KARR humming]

(KITT)
I detect our laser mounted
under his scanner, Michael.

I wish you'd reconsider
Devon's warning.

Hang in there, buddy.
We're not dead yet.

[Buttons beeping]

KARR, let them go.

We're here.
We're what you want.

(KARR)
Your impudence is amusing.

You're in no position
to make demands.

Think about it, huh?

Mandy's not what you want.
Neither is John.

I am.

You're never gonna be free
until you defeat us.

[Exclaiming]

[Mandy gasping]

Good.

(KARR)
I accept your challenge.

(KITT)
That was close.

Yeah, yeah,
I want it to be close.
Are you ready?

If this plan of yours fails,
I want you to know, it's been
a beautiful partnership.

The feeling is mutual, pal.
The feeling is mutual.

[Mandy panting]

(KARR)
Very well.

If you insist on a game
of dodging, perhaps this
will change your mind.

(KITT)
Michael, the men
in the armored car.

Let's get over there, buddy.
But, Michael....

Do it!

You all right?

(KITT)
I can't take
another blow like that.

All right, prepare
the high-Tensile reflectors.

If we can find
the right angle, we're going
to shatter that laser.

(KARR)
Goodbye, Michael Knight.

Now!

All right, pal,
it's now or never.

He's vulnerable head-On.

[Engine accelerating]

(KARR)
lf I am destroyed...

so shall you be.

More power, KITT!

[Whooshing]

[Gasps]

[Groans]

All right, KITT!
We did it!

[Whoops]

KITT?

KITT, you all right?

Come on, buddy, you all right?

Can you hear me?

KITT?

(KITT)
lf I say yes,
will you promise...

we'll never have
to do that again?

Never say never, partner.

Never say never.

(John)
Come on, what is it?

(Michael)
I promised not to tell.
Promised who?

What's the matter?
Don't you like surprises?

No, I hate them.

They make me nervous.
Relax.

There it is.
Check it out.

(John)
John's Marine?

The reward money just
about equaled what you
gave back to the bank.

What reward money?

For information leading
to the recovery of KARR.

The Foundation posted it
a couple years ago.

Mandy says this is
how you wanted it invested.

Better watch out, man.
She's already spending
your money.

Thank you, Michael.
You're welcome.

Take care. Bye.
Thank you.

[Mandy chuckling]

(Devon)
Michael.

[Exclaims]

What is this I hear about
a $5,000 reward?

Don't worry, Devon,
it's for a very good cause.

What good cause?

I demand an explanation.

When I think one up,
you'll be the first to know.

[Engine starting]

[Beeping]