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What a nice day!

I'd like to go hiking
and take a nap on the mountain.

Wake up, man.

- Jun-pyo.
- What?

I don't think I'm cut out
to be a professor.

- Shut up.
- Maybe it's God's will.

God my ass!
It's the dean's will.

He's the one
who calls the shots.

You're so pigheaded.

Min took your place.

You asked for it, man.

Shame on you!

- You there, Yoon-ju?
- Yeah, go ahead.

You have a dog
or something?

- Can you hear it, too?
- Sure.

God, it's driving me nuts.

What a life!

You mongrel!

Do you like
dried radishes?

What?

Yeah, I do.

Radishes should
be dried in the sun.

The weather
isn't helping.

BARKING DOGS NEVER BITE

LEE Sung-jae

BAE Doo-na

BYUN Hui-bong, KIM Ho-jung

You can take my seat.

Sit over here.

Screenplay by BONG Joon-ho

Cinematography by CHO
Yong-kyu

Lighting by PARK Jong-hwan

Produced by TCHA Sung-jai

Directed by BONG Joon-ho

15 across.

Yeah, 15 across.

It's "reciprocate."

What?

"Reciprocal"?

You're such an idiot!

I don't think that's it.

Let me know
if you run out of paper.

You mean 15 down?

You don't know
what it means, do you?

- I do.
- You're so ignorant!

I know what
"reciprocal" means.

No, it's "reciprocate. "

I'm dying
for a cigarette.

It's raining.
I can't smoke on the roof.

Go smoke
in the bathroom.

- I'm not a kid.
- You're going to take a shit anyway.

You think
I only eat and shit?

I didn't eat breakfast.

This place is
making me fatter.

Hello?

Hyun-nam?

What a slut!

Stamp these, please.

Lost Dog

if you don't get these stamped,
the janitors will take them down.

That's what
I am here for.

By the way...
how old are you?

I'm in first grade.

Shouldn't you be
at school?

What for?
My dog is missing.

I don't wanna study.

That's not good.

I'll post them around the neighborhood.
You go to school.

If I don't find him,
I'll starve myself to death.

He means
everything to me.

Oh, you're home.

I'm hungry.

Let me fix your dinner.

I don't want dinner.

This is
what I want.

The people downstairs
will hear.

Looks like
a human brain.

I'm going out tonight.

Where?

There's a department meeting.
Jun-pyo invited me.

- Jun-pyo?
- Yeah.

You going
drinking again?

No, I won't.
I mean it.

Crack them all.

All of them?

Jesus, there are
over 100 of them.

There's 50 at most.

No way!

Fill this up
and you can go.

- Hurry! The train's here!
- Okay.

Fuck, when are
we going home?

I'm getting
on the train!

Hey! Wait for me at
the next stop!

- You see the news last night?
- Oh, yeah!

It was about who makes
the best husbands.

Guess who took
first and second place?

Doctors and lawyers.
And 48th on the list was--

- Miners!
- That's right.

The 49th was farmers
and the 50th was...

- What?
- ...humanities grad students.

- Last on the list?
- What a shame!

- Is it too red?
- This is our department shirt.

Not again!
Another dustcloth!

It's not very pretty.

- Do we have to pay for it?
- Yeah. Eight bucks.

Can I get one for free?

It includes drinks as well.

Let me pay for you.

The color isn't
very good.

Did you see Jun-pyo?

Not tonight.

- Here.
- You shouldn't have.

I want to be
a millionaire

I try to realize my dream,
no matter how hard it is

However, peace
disappeared one day...

And I had to give up
my dream...

Jun-pyo?

Is that you, Yoon-ju?

Hello?

I'm kind of busy right now.
I'll call you back.

Where have you been?
I'm about to go home.

Thank God, you're here.
Get me some tissues.

Just a second.

Here.

Did you think
about what I said?

Min bribed the dean
when he was studying in Germany.

That's why
he's a professor.

I'm just not
a good lobbyist.

You know that?

The other night he was...

This isn't funny.
I shouldn't be laughing.

He was drinking
with the dean.

The dean drinks
like a madman.

He gets smashed out
of his gourd.

Min doesn't drink,

but he got plastered
that night--

whiskey and all.

He goes to take
the subway

and projectile vomit:
all over the tracks.

Gross!

You see the subway coming?

Even a Ph.D's head is
no match for a train.

Bam!

Isn't it terrible?

That's awful!

He studied abroad and all.
What a waste.

But that's good for you.

What?

His position
is available.

If you play
your cards right, it's yours.

You should
go see the dean.

I should?

Get $10,000 ready.

$10,000?

Hey, it's not much.

Have it ready.
That's what it costs.

But it's too much.

This is your last shot.
Don't let it go.

Let's go drinking.

Lost dog

Eun-sil!

Honey!

What a girl.

Tired?

Then quit working.

Stay home
and be a mom.

Stop working
for peanuts.

$10,000?

You can't really
call it a bribe.

Think of it as a necessary
business expense.

Just an allowance
for an old man.

What's wrong with that?

Your daddy will be
a professor.

You hear me?

Shit!

Can't bark because
of a throat operation

How is it?

I'm sorry, doggy.

Not here yet?

Leave a message at the beep.

Be here in 10
or you're dead.

How's it going?

What are you
doing down here?

It smells great.

You having
a feast alone?

I didn't want
to dirty the office.

What soup is this?

It's nothing.

What are
you doing here?

The other day, some kids got caught
smoking weed down here.

Is that right?

- You didn't hear?
- No.

You know
what's worse?

This residents' representative
stormed into my office...

...and blamed it
on our janitors.

The bulb must
have blown out.

These are cheap bulbs.

When it's done,
we'll take it to the office.

You know what?

I keep hearing noises
in this basement.

It's horrible.

It must be the pipes.

You ever heard
of Boiler Kim?

Boiler Kim?

Back in 1988,
construction was booming

and everyone was looking
to get rich quick.

Buildings were going up
left and right.

This apartment building
went up then.

After people moved in,

we had problems
with the heating.

So we had guys
over to fix it,

but nobody knew
what was wrong.

So we called up
Boiler Kim.

He was a legendary figure
in the business.

He came up
all the way from Mokpo.

He took a look
and started to chuckle,

then he set to work.

10 minutes later,
it was working like a top.

And he said,
"it's spinning." Just like that.

Spinning?

It's what they say down in Mokpo.
It was his trademark.

After he fixed boilers,
he always said, "it's spinning."

Everybody was delighted
and wanted to drink with him.

Then he turned
and yelled,

"You bastards!"

Everybody was
speechless.

And he asked,
"How much did you steal?"

They used really cheap materials
and embezzled the rest of the money.

Boiler Kim knew it.

He fixed boilers
with love and care.

So he knew they'd bought
cheap materials.

Then a fight broke out.

I don't know who it was,
but somebody pushed him.

He fell backward...

And there was
a nail in the wall.

He hit his head
on the nail.

He died on the spot.

Nobody knew
what to do.

They decided to take
the secret to their graves,

so they put his body in the wall
and cemented it over.

It's the one way
back there.

Over that wall,
there's a boiler room.

His body lies there
between the walls.

Here's what's
even scarier.

Since then, it's made
a noise every night.

Every night?

No sound at all during the day,
but it hums at night.

Like somebody crying?

No. Were you
listening to me?

Like the way he used
to talk "spinn-ing, -ing."

It's done.
Let's get out of here.

"Boiler Kim"?

Hello.

I'm sorry to call this late.
Is this 274-3373?

Yes, it is.

- Mind if I ask your name?
- What?

- Your name?
- It's Park Hyun-nam.

This is right, then!

Sorry to call
at this late hour.

This is KBS TV.

- What?
- I'm from "This is Your Life. "

You went to elementary school
with singer Yoo Seung-jun, right?

Who?

He's looking for his first love,
which is you, Miss Park.

Yoo Seung-jun is
looking for me?

We're behind schedule.
Can you come to the station?

Right now?

Would that be possible?

- What should I do?
- Grab a taxi. We'll pay for it.

Is a limousine taxi okay?

You bet.
Just get yourself here quickly.

- Okay.
- Move your ass, will you?

- Wait a second.
- What?

Why are you being so rude,
all of a sudden?

This is a crank call, idiot!

What did
you do this time?

Go back to bed!

- You're unbelievable.
- Shut up!

- Hyun-nam, are you up?
- No, I am sleeping!

- Who was it?
- Nobody.

Did you eat?

Jun-pyo told me that--

I didn't mean
to be late!

Enter your pin number please.

Your balance is $100.

Can I have
your attention, please?

We're looking for a dog.

A white dog
with a red collar...

What is she looking for?
Dogs aren't allowed here, right?

Yeah, that's right,

but everybody
ignores that.

Nobody in this country
follows the rules.

Yeah, ever since
the liberation.

They must all be millionaires,
raising those expensive dogs.

Right. Dogs eat better than I do.

Let's go.

Sweetie?

Sweetie?

Sweetie!

Excuse me!

Mi-jung!

Look at you! You look
so funny in that.

I was jogging.

- You live around here?
- No, I tutor a kid.

- I've got bills to pay, you know.
- I see.

What a cutie!

I didn't know
you liked dogs.

I love them, too.

I'm kind of--

Have a cup
of coffee with me.

It's on me.

But I was jogging-

- You must have been busy lately.
- Sweetie!

I know what you're up to.

I'm not busy.

I heard you're in line
to be a full professor.

- Congratulations!
- No, you got it wrong!

Hire me
as your assistant.

- That will be the day.
- Sweetie!

There's a cafe
over there. Come on.

Now here is what was
recorded on CCTV.

Here we see how
the employee caught the robber.

These are
exclusive clips.

That's her.

Did you see that?
She beat up a bank robber.

Quite a girl!

- She's tough.
- That must have hurt.

What nerves she has!

Look at that!

She got smacked
by the knife's handle.

Lucky it was
the handle.

Wow! She's like Xena!

Why'd she bother?
It's not her money.

How can
you say that?

I'd have just given it to him.

I mean,
it's the bank's money.

Because of her bravery,

we'd like to present
her this award.

But now she's famous.

Not everybody gets on TV.

Get a job at the bank
and catch a robber.

A bank would
never hire me.

Robbers never
come here.

Boring, isn't it?

Let's go for a smoke.

I love smoking
on the roof.

The smell doesn't get
on my clothes.

- Did you get caught?
- No.

But my aunt suspects it.

What?
I can't see anything.

You only sell cheap toys.

The other way!

- Oh, now it works!
- Watch it. It's expensive.

I can see trees
on the mountain.

- You want to go hiking?
- Sounds good.

And have a barbeque
in the forest.

Oh.

There's a guy
on the roof.

What's that?

- What's he doing?
- Where?

It's a dog.

What's he doing?
Oh! Oh!

- Where?
- Can't you see that dog?

- Oh, what's he doing?
- What do you see?

That guy in red!

He must be crazy
or something.

Oh my God!

Bitch!

You!

Where have you been?

No mistakes, okay?

Stamp these, please.

Lost Dog

Granny, wait!

Just a minute!

What's that?

It's my sweetie's lunch.

Hold on a second.

Is this your dog?

Why is he sleeping here?

Where are you going?

No!

I want to borrow some money.
What about $3,000?

Really?

Your kid's
in the hospital?

How'd he swallow
a battery?!

That's terrible.

Insurance won't cover it?

The bill must be huge.

What is that?

We live in an apartment.

We can't raise a dog!

Everyone else does.
You told me so yourself.

How could
you afford it?

It's not expensive.

We don't have
money to waste!

I'm the one
who's earning it.

- What?
- Shut up and do these.

Sweetie, eat this.

Thanks for your help.
I could never do it myself.

Good thing
you called me.

You can go back
to the office.

- Thanks a lot.
- Yeah, go ahead.

Empty?

Damn it!

Tastes good.

Tastes better with this.

No!

Pets aren't good
for pregnant women.

They shed hair
and carry viruses.

If you keep them clean,
it's okay.

So clean up after her.
Got it?

Why don't we give her to my dad?
He has a yard and--

That again?
I said no!

We forgot
to buy strawberry milk.

She drinks it every night.
Go get it for me.

You want me to go
back to the store?

You want me to go?

I have to go back
to the store for that mongrel?

It's 100 meters
from here.

Stop exaggerating.

It's not 100 meters.

More like 50 meters.

Stop right there.

You think I'm nothing?

You want to fight?

It's at least 100 meters.

You want to bet on it?

- Bet on it?
- Yeah, sure!

If it's over 100 meters,
we're sending her to my dad's.

- If it's less than 100?
- If not...

- Call me "older sister."
- What?

I'm two years older
than you.

You're on!

Watch.

This is one meter.

Two,

three,

four, five, six...

You gonna go all
the way back to the store?

Just get me the milk.

What, are you exercising?

100 meters.

He must be a bum
or something.

He plays with the dogs
'cause he's got nothing else to do.

Don't get yourself drunk.

If I hadn't
hit that door--

Thank God
the door stopped you.

Why?

He'd have beaten
you up otherwise.

He looked
really weak from behind.

If we'd gotten into a fist fight,
I'd have knocked him out.

Then you'd have
made the news.

"Maintenance girl
catches murderer red-handed."

Right?

I'd have gotten a reward
from the mayor.

You must be
out of your mind.

Have you ever been
in a fight?

Have I?

First you grab a guy.

Then you trip him
and get on top of him!

And grab him
by the arms.

And break them.

Step aside.

Are you sleeping?

Honey?

Sis?

Be quiet!
You woke Soon-ja up.

Soon-ja?

I just
named her Soon-ja.

Soon-ja.

Scratch my back.

You know what?

Some professors got arrested
for taking bribes.

Scratch it harder.

They used banks
to wire money.

They should have used apple boxes.
Nobody would have found out.

I thought I just needed to study hard
to become a professor.

What'll the dean do
with that money?

Go back to sleep.

If I ever become a professor,
I'll never take money.

Turn off the light,
will you?

Can you get arrested
for giving bribes, too?

You don't have
any money to give them.

Hello?

It's me.

What's up?

Did you feed
Soon-ja?

I haven't
eaten myself, yet.

What are
you yelling for?

If you bother her,
you're dead.

Okay, I won't!

Don't be such a couch potato.
Walk the dog or something!

Attention! Attention, please!

For the benefit
of the community's health

we are beginning
to spray for pest control.

Please assist us
in this effort.

While work is
being carried out,

please stay home
and avoid the park area.

For everyone's well-being

please keep
our community tidy. Thank you.

Lottery - $10,000

Soon-ja?

Soon-ja?

Soon-ja!

Soon-ja!

Soon-ja!

Did you eat?

Where's Soon-ja?

Didn't you take her out?

Well...

I lost her.

You did something
with her, didn't you?

What do you mean?

Be honest with me.
You dumped her, didn't you?

- She just disappeared in the park.
- Don't lie to me!

I'm not lying!
I looked everywhere for her.

Go find her!

She's disappeared!

You fucker!

You know what
she means to me?

You bitch!

Ki-jung became a professor.
So did Ju-hyun.

Who do you think
you are?

I'm desperate for pennies,
and you bought that dog?

And eat walnuts
all the time?

You idiot!

You know
what she is?

What?

What is she?

I bought her
with my severance pay.

You think it's easy
for pregnant women to keep a job?

11 years with the company,
and all I get is $13,000.

Did I buy anything
that I wanted?

I paid $300 for her!

And I was going to use the rest
to make you a professor.

What was I thinking?

Can I make some copies?

To be honest, there were
two others before you.

Dogs have been--

Hello?

The hospital?

How is Granny?

What?

This morning?

No, I'm not related to her.

I just put
my name there.

I don't know anyone
from her family.

Have you seen Soon-ja?

So she lived alone
with that dog?

Yes.

I shouldn't have
let her see the body.

Yeah, smooth move.

I meant well for her.

Everybody dies sometime.

Hey!

You told me
she was sick.

It's not your fault.

Whoever killed
her dog is to blame.

Shouldn't let him
off the hook.

Right.
We need to find him.

The guy who threw it
off the roof.

What a fucking asshole.

So you almost caught him?

I almost did.

Did you see...

his face?

No. Only from behind.

I almost touched
his back.

He's kind of tall.

About your size.

How long have
you been doing this?

Since last night.

All night long?

If I don't find
Soon-ja today, I'm dead.

Oh.

You must
really love that dog.

I'm going
to the dogs.

Oh, it's the office.

Go ahead.

Sorry for leaving you.
I'll help more later.

Cheer up.
You'll find her.

Go.

- How are you?
- Good.

What are
you doing here?

What are
you doing down here?

- Can I borrow that bucket?
- What for?

I'm washing my car.

But you don't
have a car.

- Let me borrow it.
- I said no, didn't I?

It's just a bucket!

What's wrong with you?

Get your hands
off me!

Give it to me!

What's wrong with you?
There's work to be done here.

Not to mention you messed up the bills,
so there was a big problem.

Where do you go
when you're on duty?

I never see you at the office
unless I page you.

You don't even have
a mobile phone.

You're not the only bookkeeper
in the world.

There are thousands of girls
who would want your position.

Excuse me?

Who's Miss Park Hyun-nam?

Granny told me about you
before she died.

She asked me
to give this to you.

You can have my dried radishes
on the roof, my dear.

Hold it
the other way around.

Let me do it.

Hold it
with its ass toward me.

Jesus, it's hairy.

Get ready.

Is anyone there?

This isn't the first time you've done this.
Where do you live?

Jang-mi!

Up here!

Is that your dog?

No.

Then we can
eat it together.

News broadcast.

Sis, this is what
you were talking about!

Quiet!

This is incredible!
That's him!

He was caught by a resident
before he killed another dog.

Serves him right!

He is said to have been seen
around the complex.

As you can see,
he was living here in the basement...

but not even the janitors
were aware of it.

Sometimes, I'd come
and check down here.

- He's a janitor for Building #4.
- Fix the antenna.

Who could possibly imagine
anybody living down there?

It's an awkward
situation for me.

The police requested
a warrant for his arrest.

He's also under investigation
for other crimes.

I can have pork for lunch,
fish for dinner.

I like it in prison.

They have arrested me,
but I am not afraid.

When are you going to be on?

Because he kept changing his story
during the interrogation,

the police arranged
a psychiatric evaluation for him tomorrow.

Thank you
and good night.

You said you'd be on?

I did an interview.

- You're a liar!
- No!

They must have
edited you out.

Why only me?

My husband left me. Because I am sick,
I had to quit my job.

I need to provide for my son. Any help
you can give would mean so much.

Hyun-nam?

Let's go
get plastered.

Come on!

Go buy
some more beer!

You go!

You go!

No, you go!

What are
you doing here?

Get up!

My savior!

You're drunk, too?

Just a little bit.

I should take
all these down!

Just go home.

Read this.
"Reward offered."

I should reward you.

Or take you
to a fancy restaurant.

- Really?
- Sure!

I'll drop by the office
tomorrow, okay?

I got fired.

Boss said I should be a street vendor
'cause I like being outside.

I was going
to quit anyway.

I want to go hiking
in the mountains.

Hyun-nam!

Huh?

I have something
to confess.

What is it?

Look at me closely.

Look at me
from behind.

Don't I look familiar?

What?

Look at the back
of my head.

Doesn't this remind you
of anything?

Are you crazy?

What are you doing?

Once we ran
together like this.

Don't you remember?

What are
you talking about?

Yes, it was me!

One of your shoes
is missing.

It's all set, sir.

Today we'll look at some charts
on modern behaviorism.

Close the curtains, please.