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(Episode 3)

Am I in a hospital?

This means I'm alive.

I almost died because of that darned detective, Cha Dong Tak.

I'm completely fine.

Mr. Cha Dong Tak.

How are you feeling?

Your picture looks way different. And who did you say?

Were you just talking to me?

There's your name right there, Cha Dong Tak.

And we checked your ID card.

What's with her?

That's that detective's name. I'm Gong Soo Chang.

Forget it. I'm completely fine,

so may I go?

Where are my clothes? Here?

What's wrong with me?

Ma'am, what's with me?

Why is this jerk in my body...

Wait, no.

- Why am I in his body? - You'll get better very soon.

Mr. Cha, please...

No, I'm not Mr. Cha!

It's written on here too.

(Patient: Cha Dong Tak)

Okay, so what happened is this.

This body isn't really mine. What I mean is that...

Okay.

I... I think I went into...

that detective's body.

You're crazy.

- Mr. Cha, please calm down... - "You're crazy."

I heard you. But I really mean it!

I'm not lying or making this up.

Gosh, this is driving me crazy.

I'm saying that this really isn't my body!

I think you may be...

a bit delusional because of the accident.

No, I'm not delusional.

Wait. Let's calm down.

First, I have to get out of here.

Yes, I can get out of this body.

Okay, I will calm down. Let's calm down.

Let's get out.

Let's please get out.

I can't get out.

No, I should stop bowing and go to the bed.

I was here, right? One more time.

Then what about my body? Where's my body?

Where's my real body?

- Where's my body? - You are here right now.

If you're really troubled, I can give you some sedatives.

Not his body, but my real body.

The guy who came with this one.

The one who came with you is currently unconscious,

so he's in the intensive care unit.

No. Let's calm down and think about this.

- I'm in this detective's body. - Hey.

- How is this possible? - Detective Cha.

I mean, this isn't a drama.

This is completely unbelievable.

That's him.

Excuse me, Mr. Gang Leader.

Or maybe I've gone crazy from the accident.

Wait, has he always been crazy?

Are you all right?

Why? Who are you? Seriously.

Your face looks fine,

and it looks like you don't have any broken bones.

You look too fine for someone I was worried about. I'm relieved.

Why does this woman keep telling me that I look fine?

I'm far from doing fine right now.

To be honest,

this isn't my...

Forget it. You'll just think I'm insane.

What are you talking about?

No, no. I mean that I'm not fine.

Would you be fine if you were me?

By the way, have we met before?

I think I remember seeing you somewhere.

What is with this hospital?

Did you hurt your head?

Right, I'm sure my head isn't normal.

Gosh, my head hurts.

Why? Does your head hurt? Is this an aftereffect?

- Do you feel sick? - No, it's not that.

Wait.

Are you a doctor?

No, I came to visit...

this detective who hurt his head while catching bad guys.

What?

Then go meet that detective who hurt his head at work.

- Wait. - Is it here?

Did he really hurt his head?

His body looks completely fine.

No way.

How can this happen?

Why am I lying there?

And why am I in this detective's body?

Darn it.

I have to get out of here. I have to leave.

Please, let's leave. Let's get out of this body.

Please.

Let's get out.

Please, let's get out of here.

- Hello. - Darn it.

Wait. It's past visiting hours.

Oh, I'm in a very special situation.

Are you his family?

If you think about it, I'm closer to him than any family.

- I'm... - He needs to get absolute rest.

Every passing hour is crucial for an unconscious patient.

External stimulus can be fatal.

Then are you saying this is a critical condition?

Will this last for life?

You can ask the doctor for details...

Tell me! Will I...

I mean, will this patient lie there unconscious for life?

What a great weather.

Gosh, this is great.

You should've seen his face.

He treated me like I was a stranger.

He got into a car accident and dropped into Han River.

I'm sure it took a toll on his body.

Still, that can't change the way he talks and looks.

No, I'm sure he planned to avoid me.

He's doing better than the other one.

The other guy who came with him is still lying unconscious.

Goodness, it looks like he's gone far away on a picnic.

A picnic?

That's what we say to unconscious patients.

That their souls went out for a while on a picnic.

Are you saying their souls escape to roam about? Where to?

My goodness.

(Patient: Cha Dong Tak, Nurse: Song Gyung Mi)

Have some.

This place is great.

This is insane.

Why are detectives sitting there eating chicken?

Gosh, darn it.

What is this?

Hold on.

Cha Dong Tak.

Right.

I should try to act like this detective.

If not, they'll just think I'm completely insane.

Hey, I thought you were hurt. Where have you been?

Goodness.

- Did you finish everything? - No, come have some.

Mister. Mister.

Hey.

Sir, you can't do this here.

Will you get up?

You always fall deep asleep whenever you lie down.

- This bed is really comfortable. - This is good.

Gosh, I'm so tired.

I will just lie down.

Detective Cha.

Hey, Detective Cha.

Pardon? Me?

Are you hurt?

Yes, I think I am.

Still, Cha's the best among our entire team.

Yes, of course.

He took down Gong Soo Chang, that murderer.

See? They both got into the accident, but he's fine.

The murderer is unconscious.

Whom are you calling a murderer?

I mean...

I'm saying I'm the best.

Yes, so you should get well very soon.

I heard the aftereffect is harsh after an accident like this.

Should I take some time off...

Some time off? Come back to work tomorrow.

A Violent Crimes Unit detective must do a hundred men's work.

All right, if you think about it,

I couldn't die while being blamed for killing a cop.

Maybe that's why I'm in the detective's body.

Murder charge? I'll clear my own name.

Yes. This guy's a detective.

I could use his identity to clear my name.

He's a cop. He should be pretty fit.

Why does this look familiar?

Whatever.

It'll work out.

Wait for me, my body.

I'll come back to you soon.

It's all circumstantial.

We need to be sure.

We can't sort it out...

until the date and times fit.

What? What?

Why are you standing there staring?

Are you upset you only got a day off?

No.

I'm not upset at all.

Give me that.

Detective Cha.

Ho Tae.

No Chul Woo wasn't transferred.

- Who? - Go back. No Chul Woo.

He was in the ambulance...

when he shot someone.

The witness said something completely different.

He did.

We need to sort this out.

That's my seat.

Oh, the neck pillow looked just like...

mine,

so I got confused.

Here it is.

Here's mine.

Not mine.

What's wrong with him?

What are those rags?

Those rags? As you see and know,

they're your clothes. To celebrate your return,

we spread everything out so you can take your pick.

This is my shirt.

This is my seat.

Okay.

What's this trash doing here?

It stinks. I'm not joking.

Why are these...

They're mine. I see.

Are we partners?

- Am I your senior? - Can I do something for you?

Throw this garbage for me.

- What? - Throw these out.

Take them.

Dong Tak, are you feeling better?

Yes, sure.

- Salute. - I'm feeling good.

I haven't been back in a while,

and it's a little unfamiliar.

Did you all return your firearms?

Don't end up getting a penalty for not getting them checked.

- Turn them in. - My gun.

Detectives all have guns, don't we?

Here's mine.

Here's mine.

Okay, so we all turned ours in two days ago.

We won't have any firearms for the next 3 to 4 days.

We never needed a gun to be cops, did we, Dong Tak?

In the movies, all the detectives shoot their guns freely.

It was complete nonsense.

What?

- Sung Hyuk. - Yes?

What's that?

He wants them gone.

I wanted to keep them as a souvenir.

He cherished those because Hang Joon had bought them.

He's really weird.

How could this be?

I need a scoop, a scoop, a scoop.

It's so hard.

What's wrong with her?

She's paying for her stupidity.

She had a scoop, and she totally lost it.

- How? - She went crazy.

A detective asked her not to publish something, and she really didn't.

I can hear you.

I can't believe you gossip behind people's backs.

Talk about them openly.

What?

- Like me. - You're right.

I forgot what I was.

What will you do now?

I'll strike a deal.

That guy called Gong Soo Chang.

I was just typing up the incident report for the arrest.

The more I get to know you, the more I like you.

So about that witness...

Where could the witness be?

I don't know. At home, I guess?

Why?

What? He's a witness, not a suspect.

Should he be detained?

Detective Cha.

How do you feel?

Detective Jo's case is closed for real.

He'll be thanking us from above.

Yes, sure.

He'll be turning in his grave because you got the wrong guy.

So...

that Gong Soo Chang guy...

Don't you feel bad for him?

He's still unconscious.

Why should we feel bad? You'll kill him if he wakes up.

It's not bad for him to stay in a coma.

Gosh, you're really mean and inconsiderate.

Yong Pal's going to sue us because a cop beat him up.

What kind of a detective in this...

day and age beats people up?

Who was it? Who was it? Who?

It's me again.

We have to cut him loose.

There'll be an announcement soon.

Even if he knows something about Detective Jo, it means nothing.

Yong Pal knows something?

You can't seriously be asking me that.

Do you have Yong Pal's file?

Here it is.

He was really good to his mom until she died.

[VIU Ver] E03 Two Cops "Body Switch" -= Ruo Xi =-

You have quite the appetite.

This is for show.

How are you?

Don't mind me.

Yong Pal.

You're obviously older than me.

I'll speak freely.

Yong Pal.

What a joke.

Yesterday,

I almost died in an accident.

You should've died.

I can't believe I'm fine, but what's even more incredible is that...

I see things.

I see dead people.

I heard it happens...

to people who have near-death experiences.

Am I seeing things, or did I hurt my head?

See, an old woman is sitting in that chair looking at us.

You're mad.

She has a huge mole on her forehead.

Okay, his pupils dilated.

He took the bait.

Don't bother. I'm sure I'm just seeing things.

Why? What?

You want me to say that?

What did she say?

"Son, you'll get indigestion."

"Eat slowly, and chew thoroughly."

Okay.

Now that he bit the bait, it's time to get to work.

This reminds me of my grandma.

Before I became a cop,

I got into a lot of trouble.

I beat up and conned people.

But every morning, my grandma...

left a bowl...

of soup by my head...

and would look down at me.

With her rough hands, she'd stroke my head like this.

Guess what she said?

"Be good."

"You must be good."

She wept as she said that.

So I changed my ways and became a cop.

So she wouldn't have to cry.

I believe in you.

You have the face of an honest man.

It can't be helped if you don't know,

but the old woman... Will you please stop crying?

Stop crying.

Don't yell at my mom.

What? Okay.

It's just that she won't stop crying.

It's great to be loyal to someone.

But can we stop that old woman from crying?

Stop crying, will you?

Tell her not to cry.

He wants you to stop crying.

There he is.

Look at him. He doesn't have a care in his life.

He's taking a taxi.

Shall we go?

- Follow him. - We won't follow his tip...

and get Jung Dal?

Do you think Yong Pal will take the bait?

He's using his phone. Give me the replica of his phone.

All right.

- Is this how I listen to it? - Yes.

But it's illegal to do this.

But it's really exciting.

It will be weird for us to be partners.

- We're already partners. - I know.

It's ready.

Sir, are you all right?

Who do you think I am? I'm Yong Pal.

I'm the legendary Yong Pal. The store has become a mess.

Gosh, Cha Dong Tak. Clean it up!

I'm sorry, sir. I'm taking care of something.

- I'll be there soon. - Don't come!

And...

tell Jung Dal...

- that I'm sorry. - What do you mean?

You don't need to know.

- So what did you find out? - According to what I heard,

someone good with knives came to Korea a few months ago.

I heard that he's really good with knives.

Does he...

stab someone and then twist his knife?

If he's good with knives, he'd stab, twist, and do everything with it.

Then Do Kki,

you should find out more about him.

All right, boss.

Bingo.

We might learn something from Yong Pal soon.

I know.

I'm going to clear myself of false charges soon.

But if Captain Yoo finds out we made a replica without telling them,

he'd get really mad.

What should I do? I think he already found out.

That was fast.

- Hello. - Cha Dong Tak! What are you doing?

I'm on duty right now.

Why do I need to write this?

So this scum...

I mean, I...

assaulted you?

You didn't do it actually, but you nearly did.

Gosh, you're shameless.

So you don't remember that too?

Well, it's probably right if you say so.

Pretty women always speak the truth.

Gosh.

He must really like women.

So...

did anything worse happen?

Did he try something more?

What are you trying to say?

So nothing happened after that? That's a relief.

Anyhow, I won't let this pass.

If you want me to drop charges, you should make a deal with me.

You should tell me about your violent crime cases,

investigation, arrest, and DNA test results...

- whenever you notify people. - Sure.

- Really? - Yes.

That's not a big deal. I can tell you...

So this person was unenthusiastic?

It seems as if you're talking about someone else.

Well, I mean... Right now, I'm...

not the person that I was yesterday.

That's what I wanted you to know.

It's okay for men to change, right?

I'll make sure to keep my distance so as not to interrupt your work,

- and the articles... - No.

What are you talking about?

I don't know how long I'll be in this body,

but you should stay next to me.

I'm really good at protecting pretty women.

Why did you become a local news reporter?

Weren't you afraid to visit police stations?

Only bad people are afraid of police stations.

Korean women are really courageous.

Especially those who work as local news reporters.

Come on. Men don't like courageous women.

They like women who are scared...

when watching horror movies.

Men like...

women who are like that.

Women don't like people who say,

"Oh, my. Help!"

Gosh, that's what women who don't understand men say.

Gosh.

But why do you speak to me so casually?

I thought I'd be able to do that to Ssong with this face.

Why do you call me Ssong?

Your name is Ssong, that's why.

What do you want me to call you?

I'd like it to be a unique name...

that only I can call you with.

Something sweet and cute.

Gosh, why are you winking at me?

Gosh, why do you look so pretty?

I can't stop myself from winking at you.

- Are you interested in me? - No.

Do you think men walking next to you are all interested in you?

- If you're not, I'll pass. - What if I am?

I'll pass again. I don't like detectives.

Why don't you like detectives?

Why am I angry?

What's this?

A detective I used to know was a liar.

Happy?

So you don't like liars?

So you won't like swindlers as they're good at lying, right?

I just hate swindlers.

Which one do you dislike more? A detective or a swindler? Tell me.

Go on. Say you dislike detectives more.

Say, "detectives".

Swindlers.

There are many kinds of swindlers.

There are swindlers that don't deal with...

the sick, the poor, or the kind. These people...

are swindlers that only trick the bad guys.

- They are still swindlers. - No.

That's for normal types of fraud. Real frauds are...

like snacks with big packaging that only has crumbs inside.

It's like women who look pretty from behind, but you look at the face...

and feel betrayed. That's what you call a fraud.

Why are you glaring at me?

You're not like that, Ssong.

- She's a thief! She's a thief! - Let me go!

Then let's only get surprised three times a day.

It's really nice to meet you again.

(Episode 4 will air shortly.)