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(Episode 2)

The leader of thugs.

No, Detective Cha.

Do you think you're questioning a criminal? You're scaring me.

Do you know what's the hardest for a cop?

Meeting the family of the victim.

We always make the same promises.

"We will catch the criminal."

However, I still have many promises that I haven't kept.

And there is...

this one criminal I want to take down more than anyone else.

I promised a kid...

that I'd catch the guy who killed his dad and get him punished.

To keep my promise, I need to know where he is, what he's eating,

and where he's doing his toilet business...

in order to take him in.

If that news goes on air now, I'll lose all of my suspects.

That's a very scary way of telling a reporter not to report something.

I'm saying that you are interfering with my work.

I'm sorry!

You never did well in the morality class in school, right?

People usually ask, "Are you all right?"

I guess we went to different schools.

I learned that people usually say, "Thank you," in this situation.

Thank you.

This is exactly what a thug leader does.

So are you saying that my work is interfering with yours?

Okay, then. I won't interrupt you.

Make sure you keep those promises you made with those people.

Goodbye.

Thief! It's a thief!

- Hey! - Let go!

It's a thief!

Excuse me! She's a thief!

- You're arrested in action. - What?

You have the right...

to...

remain... You...

You have the night to...

- What? - What?

The right to remain silent.

Come here.

- Stay still. - What?

Don't move.

Are you hurt? You must be surprised.

Oh, just a little.

Goodness, I'm glad you aren't hurt.

Then let's only get surprised three times a day.

I wonder if you know that you look very pretty...

when you're surprised.

- Is it not good? - I'm going to get sick.

Should I stop eating now?

No, go ahead. I'll look somewhere else.

Let's get married.

Soo Chang, come on. My honey, please?

You can just be a stay-home husband.

I'll make a living for us.

I've gotten rather good at pickpocketing now.

See?

When did you get...

This is how I made a living when you were in prison.

Wow, she's really rich.

We can get married with this.

We promised not to steal from the poor, the nice, and the sick.

- Did you forget? - She's none of those.

(Song Ji An)

She's pretty. Pretty girls are nice.

You jerk. Give it back.

She was very...

oddly pretty.

She wasn't pretty. She was crazy.

Look at this. I knew it.

She was ugly as a kid.

I bet she got a total reboot on her face.

Relax your arms.

I'm Joon Soo's uncle,

but I'm also a Violent Crimes Unit detective.

If either of you don't play fair,

I will take you straight to the station. Understood?

- Okay. - Okay.

Good. Relax your arms.

Ready? And go.

- You go, Joon Soo! - You go, Joon Soo!

- You go, Joon Soo! - You go, Joon Soo!

You win.

Sorry. I had no one else to ask.

From now and forever, I'll take Hang Joon's place...

in Joon Soo's life.

There was a hole in a pocket of the jacket...

he wore that day.

Maybe that's why you missed something that I found strange.

He didn't smoke.

Where did I put it?

I'm worried.

He misses his dad and gets cranky more often now.

Jo Joon Soo, your wife has to go. Won't you say goodbye?

Don't forget.

I promised to catch the bad man and punish him.

Shall I let you win next time?

We both just have to be cowards.

No, I'll play fair next time too.

Because I'm going to become a detective like my dad.

Okay, wife?

Okay.

- Goodbye. - Bye.

Let's go.

(We remember your sacrifices.)

(Lieutenant Jo Hang Joon)

I left you a lot of money this time.

I was supposed to pay for my son's lessons.

You look much better when you smile.

Mr. Policeman, do you have the hots for me?

Do you want me to snitch for you when I get out?

I'm upset that this is all you're doing...

with that smart brain of yours.

I'll help you start over when you get out.

And I'll introduce you to a knucklehead.

I know someone who's just like you.

Is he a cop too?

See? I knew it. I'm right.

You want me to be a snitch.

A conman and a cop.

We'd be best of friends.

Will you stop talking like that?

Why are you grinning after meeting the cop that put you away?

When I get out, I'll find him and get my revenge.

I swear I will.

Psycho.

I hope you do it.

I knew you'd die a cop.

You died so young,

and you bragged about helping me start over.

(Lieutenant Jo Hang Joon)

Let's have a toast to welcome our new rookie.

- Ready? Cheers. - Wait.

Is everyone ready now?

- Yes. - Cheers.

- Swallow it whole - Swallow it whole

"Swallow it whole"?

Does that mean they can't leave a drop?

- Let's drink. - Have another shot.

I'll pour you one.

- Dong Tak. - Yes, sir?

The scumbag who killed Hang Joon.

I swear I'll get him.

So can you please laugh a bit now?

You need to stay alive.

You need to go on without Hang Joon.

How will you manage without me?

Did you see that?

My punch was faster than his blade.

Yes, I saw it.

I also saw you dislocate your shoulder.

Tie it up tightly.

What if I miss another attack while tying it?

We'll make it if we share the stabbings.

I'll take all the attacks aimed at you,

so don't you worry.

Just remember that, and you'll see it's not bad being a cop.

We share stabbings?

That sounds cool.

It's not my quote.

It's a line from a movie.

- He's better than a cop. - Hey.

The guy who said it was playing a police chief.

You poor fool.

- Here's your shoe. - You jerk.

I need to go to the toilet.

Watch yourself. The toilet's to the left.

- Okay. - It's to the right.

You fools.

Hang Joon.

Where were you for so long?

Didn't you miss me?

Didn't you want to see me? You're so quiet.

I see you in every glass of alcohol I drink...

and every time I touch my handcuffs.

Every colleague I see looks like you.

Did you blame me a lot?

I bet I'm the only cop in Korea who let my partner get stabbed...

while tying my shoelaces.

Yours are untied.

I'll tie them for you.

I'll do it for you.

Did you just tie my shoelaces for me?

Do you love me?

I love you too. I love you.

Don't go anywhere. Stay by me.

I'm sorry.

Looking for someone?

Someone who keeps getting on my nerves.

Let's make something clear.

Does he bother you, or do you want to bother him?

One thing's clear.

There is someone who keeps bothering me.

What? Who is that person?

- Tell me. Who is it? - You!

Who are you?

- Are you both frauds? - Sorry.

- We're reporters. - Are you?

Reporters don't look too bad these days.

- That lady won't look away. - Look away.

This reporter girl's getting me irked for once.

You don't look too bad.

I bet you have a lot of guys falling for your looks.

What a nice picture.

Would you like to work at my bar?

Forget my looks. I'm a crazy dog!

Did you just check out my breasts?

You'd better look away right now...

before I sue you for sexual harassment.

What a jerk.

Sorry.

She's a tough one for her looks.

What was that?

You were like a real UFC fighter.

I bet 10 meal coupons that you'd even beat Conor McGregor.

There must be no troublemakers today. It's quiet here.

Shall we take turns taking a nap?

Shall we? Stay awake, and take note of everything that happens.

Where are you going?

You saw just now that I'm too pretty for this place.

My dream was to preserve peace.

If I go take a nap,

this place will stay peaceful.

You know tenacity is a virtue for a reporter.

Be tenacious, and write an article for me too.

That little...

Excuse me.

I'm exhausted.

[VIU Ver] E02 Two Cops "I'll Tie Them for You" -= Ruo Xi =-

Why are you under my covers?

What are you doing here?

This is...

a police station, and that blanket is ours too.

This room is for the ladies!

I don't care! The men's room is being renovated...

I was sleeping soundly first under these covers.

Do you mean I jumped you?

- You're a psycho. - Your leg was on me!

Why did you touch my leg?

You're really weird.

Hello?

Jo Hang Joon's murder suspect? Did he do it alone?

Do you have proof?

Do you remember what I said?

Do you mean I'm in your way?

See you later.

We'll talk then.

I'll wait.

Where are you?

Gong Soo Chang's with a fence.

All right. Let's see the goods.

We do this all the time. Hurry up.

We do this all the time which is why I must be careful.

You're funny.

Watch where you're going!

Move, move!

Get out the way!

Move.

Go that way.

Too bad. What a rotten day.

You're under arrest for the murder of a detective.

You have the right to a lawyer and to keep quiet...

No, wait, wait. What are you talking about?

Murder of a detective?

- Why'd you kill him? - Detective Cha!

Don't do it.

He's not going anywhere.

I left the key at the station.

If he drives off to somewhere other than the station,

I'll just shoot him.

- No. - Did you hear that?

He always keeps his words.

Oh no...

Dong Tak, he just smiled.

Don't show your teeth.

Don't touch my face.

I see a hospital there. Get your shoulder looked at.

- Are you okay? - And get back.

Okay, see you.

She's strong for a pretty lady.

You talked about murder.

Whom are you saying I killed?

What I'm saying is that you got the wrong guy.

What makes you think I'd kill...

Gosh.

- Jo Hang Joon, my partner. - What?

Who? Who?

I know you talked about getting revenge as soon as you got out.

Gosh...

A witness said he saw you at the scene.

- A witness? - Do you know what that means?

It means you're the killer.

It wasn't me. It really wasn't me.

It wasn't me. I really didn't do it.

Sure. Keep on saying it wasn't you.

I hate it if it's too easy.

This is really insane.

Okay, so what happened was...

Who are they?

- Do you owe them something? - Do you?

Who are you?

I'm a cop on duty.

That's whom you're threatening.

I don't think they want to let us go.

- Are you going to fight? - Can you throw a punch?

I need to borrow your body.

What?

Duck!

Come on!

I'll ask one last time.

It wasn't you?

I'm a conman, but I'm not a murderer!

I almost died...

because of that darned detective,

Cha Dong Tak.

(We thank Kim Min Jong for his guest appearance.)

(Two Cops)

Why? What is it?

Wait, this isn't my body? They'll all think I'm insane.

Did he really hurt his head?

- I really respect you. - Quiet.

You're the type that plays hard to get, aren't you?

Look at how brazen you are.

Wow, he really doesn't recognize me.

It sounds like you're talking about someone else.

What if I have to live as Dong Tak for the rest of my life?