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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,952 Survival of the fittest. 2 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,235 It's the law of the jungle. 3 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,278 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 4 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,469 How do I know? 5 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,275 It almost happened to me. 6 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,480 Hi-yah! 7 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,559 Tim Templeton... 8 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,948 quit monkeying around. 9 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,758 Hot dogs are getting cold. 10 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,114 Hot dogs? 11 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,236 At least, this is how I remember it. 12 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,560 All right, buddy, let's eat. 13 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,477 You see, I was seven years old... 14 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,598 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 15 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,557 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 16 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,950 I was a deep sea diver. 17 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,150 Tim! 18 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,320 Our hero! 19 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,634 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 20 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:47,800 I got this! 21 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,629 Grab on! 22 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,230 Some days, I rescued my parents. 23 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,440 That way! 24 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,232 Other days, they rescued me. 25 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,111 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 26 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,039 Tree! 27 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,030 You're breaking up! 28 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Slow down, Tim! 29 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,679 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 30 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,799 - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. 31 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,075 Show Mommy your teeth. 32 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,918 It was just the three of us. 33 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,354 The Templetons. 34 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,670 And three is the perfect number. 35 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,840 Interesting fact... 36 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,798 did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? 37 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,351 I was the luckiest kid ever. 38 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,670 My parents even had cool jobs. 39 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,519 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 40 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,720 Puppy Co. 41 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,631 - Yes, Mr. F rancis? - Puppy Co needs you. 42 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,835 It's go ti me. 43 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,311 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,671 where they got to launch new products. 45 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,593 Even though my parents worked really hard... 46 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,120 they still made just enough time for me. 47 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,039 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 48 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,240 You got it! 49 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,792 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 50 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:14,230 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 51 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,789 All your life 52 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,556 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 53 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,150 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 54 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,470 No, thanks. I'm enough. 55 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,551 Life was good. Life was perfect. 56 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,358 But as I drifted off to sleep... 57 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,478 something my parents said got me thinking. 58 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,710 Where do babies come from? 59 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,309 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 60 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,878 but little did I know... 61 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,952 my life would never be the same. 62 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,958 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 63 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,520 Wake up, little halflings! 64 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,470 Morning, Wizzie! 65 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,315 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 66 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,080 Oh, yeah! 67 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,631 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 68 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,839 But I clearly remember... 69 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,390 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 70 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 What the... 71 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,200 Hey! 72 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,878 Tim, look who's here. 73 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:49,037 Meet your new baby brother. 74 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,349 Baby what? 75 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,751 Brother. 76 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,717 I had a million questions. 77 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,711 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 78 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,880 What's with that outfit? 79 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,355 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 80 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,351 Does he know karate? What's going on? 81 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,070 That way? 82 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,240 - Okay. - Okay. 83 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,016 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 84 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,678 ordering everyone around. 85 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,393 Oh, you want this? 86 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,236 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 87 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,111 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 88 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,400 He conducted meetings. 89 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,431 - You called? - Do you need Señor Squeaky? 90 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,913 Lots and lots of meetings. 91 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,752 Even in the middle of the night. 92 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,033 I'm up! I'm up! 93 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,736 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 94 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,957 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 95 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,556 he had a fit. 96 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,593 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 97 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,553 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 98 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,111 Everyone except for me. 99 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,908 - Diaper! - Bottle! 100 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,956 Dad! I can't sleep. 101 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,633 I know, bud. Me neither. 102 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,916 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 103 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,080 Okay, good talk! 104 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,355 - But... - It's okay. 105 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,635 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 106 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 What about me? 107 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,596 The year: 2057. 108 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:22,038 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 109 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,151 It's so much worse than we thought. 110 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,719 Mom, he's naked! 111 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,840 I'm naked! 112 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,149 Say "naked." 113 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320 No! 114 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,514 Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie? 115 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,035 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 116 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,760 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 117 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,068 In Vegas. 118 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,440 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 119 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520 Well, you need a break. 120 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,336 - I'll stay with the baby, and you... - Maybe the baby should decide. 121 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:27,670 Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy? 122 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,989 Or Daddy? 123 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,593 He wants his mommy. 124 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,557 Okay, we need to talk! 125 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,755 In private. 126 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:37,279 - Sure. - About what, bud? 127 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,431 About the b-a-b-e-e. 128 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,359 "Y ', ' Tim. 129 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,238 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 130 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400 We don't even know him. 131 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,754 How can we trust him? 132 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,672 Come on, he's just a baby. 133 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,714 Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy? 134 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,911 - Oopsie! I got it. - Five-second rule. 135 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,348 Tim? 136 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,753 Look at him! He wears a suit! 137 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,593 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 138 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,591 He carries a briefcase. 139 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,557 Does no else think that's... 140 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,950 I don't know, a little freaky? 141 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,599 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 142 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,273 This is not about Lam-Lam. 143 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,559 All babies are different, Tim. 144 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,073 And each one is special. 145 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,958 He's taking over the whole house! 146 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,439 Are you taking over the house? 147 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,397 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 148 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,119 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 149 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,794 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 150 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,960 Just like we do. 151 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,753 All of your heart? 152 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,471 Never. 153 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,190 Hello! 154 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,989 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 155 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,191 How about one story... 156 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,477 three hugs, and my special song? 157 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,230 Just my special song? 158 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,833 Mom? 159 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,514 Dad? 160 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,828 Hey. 161 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,752 What happened to bedtime? 162 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,040 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 163 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,997 Don't cry! Don't cry. 164 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,240 Hello? 165 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,272 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 166 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,550 No, I'm not making excuses. 167 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,513 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 168 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,029 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 169 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:21,033 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 170 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,557 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 171 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,392 They're very disoriented. 172 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,949 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 173 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,390 They do everything for me. 174 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,709 It's hilarious. 175 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,472 But I think the kid might be on to me. 176 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,396 No, I can handle him. 177 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,755 I know how important this mission is to the company. 178 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,154 Mission? 179 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,153 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 180 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,753 Hands up, devil baby! 181 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,920 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 182 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,993 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 183 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160 You can talk! 184 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,591 Uh, goo-goo ga-ga. 185 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,990 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 186 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,070 Fine. I can talk. 187 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,560 Now, let's see if you can listen. 188 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,680 Get me a double espresso... 189 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,896 and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 190 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,992 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 191 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,758 Get yourself a little something. 192 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,433 Who are you? 193 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,195 Let's just say I'm the boss. 194 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,591 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 195 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,352 You know who else wears diapers? 196 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,954 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 197 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,520 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 198 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:30,428 The average toddler spends, what? 45 hours a year on the potty? 199 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,950 I'm the boss. I don't have that kind of spare time. 200 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,678 Well, you're not the boss of me. 201 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,956 - I am the boss of you. - No, you're not. 202 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,120 - Am, too. - Are not. 203 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,554 - Am, too! - Are not! 204 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,269 - Am, too. - Are not! 205 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,480 - Am, too. - Are not! 206 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,108 Am, too. Am, too. 207 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,320 I was here first. 208 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,550 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 209 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,029 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 210 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,719 With your track record? 211 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,472 You don't know anything about me. 212 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,389 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 213 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,190 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name... 214 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:04,990 I'm sorry. 215 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:05,990 Leslie! 216 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,878 - Mostly C's... - How do you know all that? 217 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,156 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 218 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:14,313 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 219 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,235 DOB says you're seven. 220 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,674 Seven and a half. 221 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,551 Power nap! You were saying? 222 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,153 I'm seven and a half. 223 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,833 Exactly! You're old. 224 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,912 It's time to make way for the next generation. 225 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,354 It's the way of the world. 226 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,750 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 227 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920 Lam-Lam? 228 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,216 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 229 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,719 Destroy. Destroy. 230 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,348 - Lam-Lam! - I've got fresh batteries. 231 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,520 Boom! 232 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,272 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 233 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,714 They love me! 234 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,353 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 235 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,909 There's only so much love to go around. 236 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,957 It's like these beads. 237 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,509 You used to have all your parents' love. 238 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,950 All their time. All their attention. 239 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,190 You had all the beads. 240 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,918 But then I came along. 241 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,957 Babies take up a lot of time. 242 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,556 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 243 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,399 We could share. 244 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,790 You obviously didn't go to business school. 245 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,917 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 246 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,389 There's not enough love for the two of us. 247 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,710 Not enough beads to go around. 248 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,475 And then, all of a sudden, there's no place for Tim. 249 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,153 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 250 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,709 Oh, no! What about Tim? 251 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,309 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 252 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,311 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 253 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,629 You can't be fired from your own family. 254 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,433 Can you? 255 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,512 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 256 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,795 Wake up, little half... 257 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,393 What's the use? 258 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,714 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 259 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,279 It's 7:00 a.m. 260 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,438 What's wrong, Timothy? 261 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,636 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 262 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:30,950 Mm-hmm. 263 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,759 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 264 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,275 He shall not pass! 265 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,793 It's no use, Wizzie. 266 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,791 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 267 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,952 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 268 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,797 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 269 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,116 With a great curse! 270 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,554 They shall not pass! 271 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,551 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 272 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,834 with proof! 273 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,558 That's what I need, proof! 274 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,911 Expose his dark magic! 275 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,839 Testing, testing. 276 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,314 Testing, testing. 277 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,136 Maybe they can return him to the store... 278 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,354 and get their money back! 279 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,112 We could buy a bouncy house! 280 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,670 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m. 281 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Ninja. 282 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520 Ninja. 283 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880 Ninja. 284 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,838 Ninja. 285 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,154 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 286 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,914 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 287 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,078 It's an invasion! 288 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,557 It's a play date! 289 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,239 That's a keeper. 290 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,039 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 291 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,038 We'll see about that. 292 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,672 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 293 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,068 Now, before we begin... 294 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:45,870 Yes, sir! 295 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,274 - Sure is! - Affirmative! 296 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,112 Jimbo, run some interference. 297 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,715 Hey! 298 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,440 - We babies are having a crisis! - Oh, no! 299 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,669 - That's awful! - Horrible! 300 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880 What is it? 301 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,759 It's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please. 302 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,598 Let's put on a show. 303 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,869 Here we go! 304 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,268 Jimbo, hit the lights. 305 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,271 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 306 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,198 Why? Have we been bad? 307 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360 No, Staci. 308 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,118 But I'll tell you who is. 309 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,716 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 310 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,076 No! That's exactly the problem. 311 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,714 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 312 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,949 Throughout history... 313 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,358 people have loved babies more than anything in the world. 314 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,158 We've always been a must-have item... 315 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,595 number one on every wish list. 316 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,672 Puppies were merely accessories. 317 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,358 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 318 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,511 with new designer models. 319 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,280 Each one more adorable than the last. 320 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,237 Remember the Labradoodle? 321 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,594 The Peekapoo? 322 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,638 The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 323 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,360 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 324 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,072 We all laughed at the Shar Pei. 325 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,950 And now it's number one in China. 326 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,440 - Oh, no. - That's terrible! 327 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,318 - Horrible! - Yes. 328 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,799 And it gets even worse. 329 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,669 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement. 330 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,239 Teddy, roll the clip. 331 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,391 And we are on schedule... 332 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,030 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 333 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,988 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 334 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,434 Watch out, world! 335 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,194 It's gonna crush the competition! 336 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,268 - Yay! - No, Jimbo. 337 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,635 No "yay"! We are the competition! 338 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,119 This is war. 339 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,714 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 340 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,710 Thank you, Teddy. 341 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,950 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 342 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,634 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 343 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800 That's awful! 344 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,960 Bad news, baby! 345 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,393 What are we going to do? 346 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,869 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is... 347 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,712 so that Baby Corp can stop it. 348 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,233 And you're going to help me. 349 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,150 - Genius! - Home run! 350 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,320 You still got it, boss! 351 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,190 Yay! 352 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,110 Yay. 353 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,157 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 354 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,470 So have you learned anything from them? 355 00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,914 - Yes, sir! - Sure did! 356 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,195 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 357 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,156 - A. - B. 358 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,320 - C. - D. 359 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,590 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 360 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,915 Yay, puppy! 361 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,798 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 362 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,234 Staci, read back the notes. 363 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,960 I can't read. What's it say? 364 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,952 This is my team? 365 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,839 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 366 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,796 - Exactly! - Affirmative! 367 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,631 Good call. 368 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,840 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 369 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,989 Gotcha! 370 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,199 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 371 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,920 - Let's have another show! - No, Teddy! 372 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,758 - How about a hug? - No more shows! 373 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,511 Boss? 374 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,148 - There's plenty of love to go around. - Go to sleep! 375 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,355 Nighty-night. 376 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,350 - Boss! - Boss! 377 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520 - What? - Parents! 378 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,320 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 379 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,397 - Isn't that adorable? - Who wants dessert? 380 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,634 God, this is so humiliating. 381 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,358 God, this is so humiliating. 382 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,039 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 383 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,955 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 384 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,034 Nothing. 385 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,519 Hand over the tape. 386 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,800 Never! 387 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,990 Mom! Dad! Over here! 388 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,355 - Hi, Timmy! - Hi! Anyway... 389 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,075 Flower power! 390 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,639 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 391 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,034 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 392 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,829 Run, run, run. 393 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,549 What? Hey! 394 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,640 Uh-oh. 395 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,788 Run, run, run. 396 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,473 Catch, catch, catch. 397 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960 Yes! 398 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920 Oh, yeah! 399 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,158 Let go, you little... 400 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,436 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 401 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,914 That's nice. 402 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,880 Sayonara! 403 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,280 You wanna play? 404 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,840 Let's play. 405 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,598 No! 406 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,115 Save Boss! Save Boss! 407 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600 - Get him! - I got him! 408 00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,760 - I got him! - I got him! 409 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,072 You're toast, baby man! 410 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,231 Upsies, I need upsies! 411 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,319 Who wants... 412 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,595 Cheese sticks! 413 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,830 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 414 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,351 Someone can't go down the stairs? 415 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,910 Nothing can stop me! 416 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,033 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 417 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,200 Hello? 418 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,753 Where did everyone go? 419 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,675 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 420 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,512 Oh, can he now? 421 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,954 Wait, how did you... 422 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,314 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 423 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,959 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 424 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,880 No! 425 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,235 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 426 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,278 It's really not my scene, but who am I to judge? 427 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,476 And an eyebrow ring? Seems like a little too much, Lam-Lam. 428 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,877 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 429 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,870 Stop it! 430 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,951 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 431 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,235 No! Let go! 432 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,440 - You let go! - You let go! 433 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,040 - Give me the tape! - Give me Lam-Lam! 434 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,952 Whoops! Too far. 435 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,078 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 436 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,120 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 437 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,236 You've been asking for this since you got here! 438 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,112 We can talk about this over a juice box! 439 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,833 Time for juice boxes is over. 440 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,309 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 441 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,596 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 442 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,510 What are you doing? 443 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,680 Nothing. 444 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840 My proof! 445 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,678 Tim! Explain yourself! 446 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,955 Yes, explain yourself. 447 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,758 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 448 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,029 The baby's fault? 449 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,952 It's true! He can talk. 450 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,756 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 451 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,176 There's something about puppies. 452 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,350 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 453 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,192 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 454 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,839 We are very disappointed in you. 455 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,355 - No, we're mad at you! - Exactly, we're mad at you. 456 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,118 - Mad? - You need a time-out! 457 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,998 - You're grounded! - Yes, grounded! 458 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,160 - For two... - Three! 459 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,355 - Three days? - Weeks! 460 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,748 Weeks! Three weeks! 461 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,751 For three... evers! 462 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,670 Grounded? 463 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,559 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 464 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,029 until you learn to get along. 465 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,320 Great. 466 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,478 It was my first time behind bars. 467 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,312 The big house. 468 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,799 The lock-up. 469 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,032 Grounded for life. 470 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,235 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 471 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,231 Every man has his breaking point. 472 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,279 This was mine. 473 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,877 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 474 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,069 - Take these broken wings and learn to fly - Hey, that's my song. 475 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,995 All your life 476 00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,038 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 477 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,591 It's okay, little halfling. 478 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,354 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 479 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,913 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 480 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:15,591 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 481 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,352 Fly, you fools! 482 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,635 Thanks, Wizzie. 483 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,038 But it's not the same. 484 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,839 If only I could reach my magical shank. 485 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,468 I could break us out of this big house. 486 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,160 Templeton! 487 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,118 Templeton, we have to talk. 488 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,320 Go away. 489 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,070 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 490 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,796 Stop it! 491 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,558 That's my song, not yours. 492 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,517 My parents wrote it just for me. 493 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,955 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 494 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,350 No, Ted and Janice. 495 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,839 You don't even know their names! 496 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,640 You're just trying to steal them from me. 497 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,954 You stole everything! 498 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,792 You're the one who should be in jail! 499 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,872 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 500 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280 Have you been... 501 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,440 No! 502 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,953 Where's HR when you need them? 503 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,950 Take it. 504 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,838 I don't want your filthy money. 505 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,150 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 506 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,151 I can't! You're in my house. 507 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,469 I don't wanna be here... 508 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,278 any more than you want me to be here. 509 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,311 Then why are you torturing me? 510 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,948 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 511 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,120 Well, no kidding. 512 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,316 I'm on a mission from above. 513 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,675 Are you the Baby Jesus? 514 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,435 Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus. 515 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,440 No! 516 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,994 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 517 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,116 The company? What company? 518 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,280 Here. 519 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,196 Take this. It'll explain everything. 520 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,952 What do you want me to do with that? 521 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,511 - I want you to suck it. - You suck it! 522 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,516 No, it's for you to suck. 523 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,720 I'm not sucking that! 524 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,456 - Suck it. - I don't know where it's been! 525 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,358 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 526 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,560 Don't you wanna know... 527 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,597 where babies really come from? 528 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,599 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 529 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,955 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 530 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,429 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 531 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,636 It goes by many names. 532 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,758 But through its power, you will know the truth. 533 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760 Come on, faster! 534 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,040 Mommy! 535 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,948 Where are we? 536 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,475 Welcome to Baby Corp! 537 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,874 No way. 538 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,308 - Thank you. - What? 539 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,470 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 540 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,551 - We're, like, virtual and stuff? - Yep. 541 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,312 - You mean they won't feel this? - Nope. 542 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,629 - Or this? - Nada. 543 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,840 Karate! 544 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,514 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you. 545 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,597 So this is where babies come from? 546 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,876 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 547 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,040 Magic fairies? 548 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,196 No, my parents told me that... 549 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,554 What? 550 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,756 No. That's disgusting. 551 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,150 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 552 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,389 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 553 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,836 If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one. 554 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,718 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 555 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,279 Going upsies! 556 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,352 So how come I don't remember this place? 557 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,350 You did. 558 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,760 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 559 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,871 you forget all about Baby Corp. 560 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,359 How come you're not normal? 561 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,750 A few of us, the best of the best... 562 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,512 are selected for the... 563 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,952 For the ultimate honor. 564 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,558 Upper management. 565 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,190 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 566 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,715 Nap time in Sector G. 567 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,277 So this whole place is run by babies? 568 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,480 Yep. 569 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,710 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 570 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,313 "And those who can't, supervise." 571 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,788 Your father is a hippy. 572 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,913 What happens when you grow up? 573 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,916 We don't. 574 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,396 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 575 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,708 Back to work! Formula break is over! 576 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,319 We're in a crisis here! 577 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,000 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 578 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,160 Who is that? 579 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,800 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 580 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,916 What is she screaming about? 581 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,479 Well, see this pie chart? 582 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,956 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 583 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,588 It represents all the love there is in the world. 584 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,988 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 585 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:23,990 - Apple. - Fine. 586 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,160 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 587 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 588 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,076 That's a vegetable. 589 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,835 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 590 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,598 They're stealing all our love! 591 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,753 Just like you did to me. 592 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,920 Exactly. 593 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,112 And if this keeps up... 594 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,794 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 595 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,960 No pie? 596 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,758 No pie. 597 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,273 So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is. 598 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,431 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 599 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,279 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 600 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,829 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 601 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,639 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 602 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,631 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 603 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,400 and him. 604 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,119 Now that's a big, fat baby. 605 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,711 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 606 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,634 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 607 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,156 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company. 608 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,992 Was? What happened to him? 609 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,798 Retired, years ago. 610 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,991 But I still try and live up to his legend. 611 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,832 In every situation, I ask myself... 612 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,991 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 613 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,320 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 614 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,878 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 615 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,314 Come here! 616 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,075 I'll get a promotion. 617 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,196 The corner office... 618 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,191 with my own private potty. 619 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,748 Wow. 620 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,354 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 621 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,078 A-S-A-P, T-i-m. 622 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,834 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 623 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,831 - That's awesome! - I know, right? 624 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,509 - Pew pew. - What? 625 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,195 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 626 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,510 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 627 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,193 that we sent down to the T empletons? 628 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,918 - I don't know. - You're fired! 629 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,876 Oh, no. 630 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,189 You're all fired! 631 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,191 The pet convention is in two days. 632 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,873 If he doesn't come up with answers... 633 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,598 he is fired, retired! 634 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,512 - Gone! - Tour's over. 635 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,875 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 636 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,270 She's demanding actual results. 637 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,352 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 638 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,394 That's her! Don't answer it! 639 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,880 Stress nap! 640 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,435 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 641 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,240 not only will I not get that promotion... 642 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,628 I could get fired! 643 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,440 Hey, relax. 644 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,755 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 645 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,076 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 646 00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,309 You better start packing. 647 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,480 What? 648 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,919 You don't get it, Templeton. 649 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,594 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 650 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,671 I will turn into a normal baby... 651 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,592 and live here forever with you. 652 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,034 - No! - Yes! 653 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,918 And I promise you this... 654 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,514 Every morning you wake up... 655 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,238 I'll be there. 656 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,519 Every night, at dinner... 657 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,558 I'll be there. 658 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,392 Every birthday party... 659 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,551 I'll be there. 660 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,199 Every Christmas! 661 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,509 I'll be there 662 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,240 Year after year after year. 663 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,231 We will grow old together. 664 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,679 You and I... 665 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,351 will be brothers. 666 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,080 Always. 667 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,190 - No. No, this is terrible! - I know. 668 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,032 - This can't be happening. - But it is! 669 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,456 - You can't stay here! - I can't! 670 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,072 - Don't panic! - But it feels right! 671 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,071 I know, but we have to fix this. 672 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,791 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 673 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:00,960 We? 674 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,311 We. 675 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,754 I will help you... 676 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,148 but just to get rid of you. 677 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,548 Deal? 678 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,270 Deal. 679 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,078 Here's to never seeing you again. 680 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,719 Back at ya, baby. 681 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,592 Now let's get to work. 682 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,318 Come on, come on, come on. 683 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,637 Slice! 684 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,239 No, no. 685 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,310 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 686 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,833 Aren't you gonna do any work? 687 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,319 I'm very busy delegating. 688 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,240 He drains it! 689 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,871 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 690 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,040 what do we do then? 691 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,758 Send in the baby ninjas? 692 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,920 Even better. 693 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,832 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 694 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,194 - Boom! - Boom! 695 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,630 Wait. What's a memo? 696 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,031 A memo is something you write to give people information. 697 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,674 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 698 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,512 That's so boring. 699 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,908 No, Templeton. 700 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,680 Memos are for important things. 701 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,274 A memo can bring people together. 702 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,954 A memo can be a call to arms... 703 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,634 a manifesto, a poem. 704 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,559 A memo can change the world. 705 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,318 Wow! When you explain it like that... 706 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,118 it still sounds boring. 707 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,119 You'll learn, kid. 708 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,280 You'll learn. 709 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,636 Wait a second. This is it! 710 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,119 What? What is it? 711 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,714 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 712 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,395 People take children to a place of business? Why? 713 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,959 Because it's awesome! 714 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,116 It's disgusting. 715 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,396 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 716 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,118 and find out what the new puppy is! 717 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,280 What's the point? 718 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,835 You're grounded. 719 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,076 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 720 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,591 You're right. They think we hate each other. 721 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,392 Hate is a strong word. 722 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,039 It's the right word, but still. 723 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,076 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 724 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,110 Right. 725 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,838 That we... 726 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,200 Loathe? 727 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,360 No. 728 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,356 Like! 729 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,834 No. That we... 730 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,758 La, la, la... 731 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,194 Le, le, le... 732 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,195 No. 733 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,715 No way. No. You don't mean... 734 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,878 Love each other. 735 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,190 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 736 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,736 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 737 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,936 - Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. - No choo-choo! 738 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,872 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 739 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,473 Who's there? I got a racket! 740 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,914 What's going on in here? 741 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,718 I'm just feeding the baby. 742 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,828 They're watching. 743 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,154 Choo-choo. 744 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,111 Okay. 745 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,589 Choo-choo on that. 746 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,799 I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday! 747 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,598 Come on, you're putting this thing on! 748 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,876 You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk. 749 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,160 - What have you done to me? - Stop! 750 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,633 - Get back here! - No! 751 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,200 No way. 752 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,280 Come on! 753 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,952 Tim, what are you doing in here? 754 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,120 Oh, no. 755 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,320 Hey, what's all the racket? 756 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,553 Isn't he adorable? 757 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,717 I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 758 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,710 What? 759 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,630 Bummer. 760 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,835 Smile! 761 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,592 Smile for the camera. 762 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,478 It makes me feel weak. 763 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,676 - Who's ticklish? - It doesn't work on me. 764 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,000 - Here? - I'm dead down there. 765 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,872 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 766 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,230 "'I don't think I'll fit, ' said Gretel." 767 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,956 Come here, look at this. 768 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,151 "'I could get in myself.' 769 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,912 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 770 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,554 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 771 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,269 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death." 772 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,068 Let me get this straight. 773 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,357 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 774 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,270 Yeah. 775 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,476 No wonder kids are so messed up! 776 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,830 Getting along is exhausting. 777 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Back at ya, Tim. 778 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,071 You should have seen your face in that picture. 779 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,275 You were all... 780 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,672 I'm not used to being tickled. 781 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,434 Once at a corporate retreat. But those things always get weird. 782 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,876 What? You've never been tickled? What about your parents? 783 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,833 I'm sorry. I forgot. 784 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,868 You didn't have parents, did you? 785 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,435 Tim, I may look like a baby... 786 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,956 but I was born all grown up. 787 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,828 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 788 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,195 You missed out on your whole childhood? 789 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,875 You never had someone to love you? 790 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,155 You can't miss what you never had. 791 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,598 Wake up, little halflings! 792 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,512 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 793 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,432 - What? - Rise and shine! 794 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,953 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 795 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,953 No, you're late for work. 796 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,950 What? 797 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,190 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 798 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,112 You're officially un-grounded. 799 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,633 - Really? - Really. 800 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,474 Can the baby come, too? 801 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,789 I don't see why not. 802 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,269 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 803 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,796 Yeah! 804 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,552 I wish I was that excited for work. 805 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,119 Look, it's my spatula. 806 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,154 Yeah, baby. 807 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,509 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 808 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,557 Wow! This is awesome! 809 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,720 And Tim, look! 810 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,118 They have a puppy pool and everything! 811 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,508 Isn't that sanitary? 812 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,069 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 813 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,349 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 814 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,520 Nice call. 815 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,036 Your dad and I have some work to do. 816 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,555 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 817 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,551 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 818 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,551 while we have a little Tim time. 819 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,960 Tim time? 820 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,476 Dad and I know we haven't been able to do as much with you as we used to. 821 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,232 So, what do you say? 822 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,200 No, thanks. 823 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,952 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 824 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,679 - So cute. - That's so sweet. 825 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,880 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 826 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,634 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 827 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,237 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 828 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,913 Okay, bye! 829 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,840 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 830 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,399 We'll never get through that door. 831 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,959 No, not that door. 832 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,595 The doggy door. 833 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,956 But how do we get past the guard? 834 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,315 No, no, no. No way. 835 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,480 No! 836 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,108 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 837 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,789 What a cute, little pup... 838 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,960 Ow! 839 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,630 Yay! 840 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,800 Kids. 841 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,959 Get down. 842 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,637 All the way down. 843 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,318 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 844 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,480 Arf! 845 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,680 Hey! 846 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,555 Fetch! 847 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,152 What am I doing? 848 00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,640 Oh, no! 849 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,520 Yes! 850 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,520 What a good boy. 851 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,399 No. No biting. 852 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,668 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 853 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,837 - Over here. - What is it? 854 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,159 It's gotta be in here. 855 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,159 It's begging us to go in. 856 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,680 Wow. 857 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,597 That's a lot of paperwork. 858 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,037 I thought puppies shredded everything. 859 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,072 This is getting creepy. 860 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,838 I've come for your soul. 861 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Cut it out! 862 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,234 Wait! 863 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,589 That's it! 864 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,760 The file! 865 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,518 See! I was right. 866 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,353 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 867 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,556 We've gotta find something to replace it with. 868 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,597 You're right. Like another file. 869 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,233 Yes! A file with the same weight. 870 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,630 So it can be placed in the exact same position. 871 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,920 - With the exact same weight. - You already said that. 872 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,753 I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice. 873 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,638 Make it a third time. Wait! 874 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,358 I think I've seen one here. 875 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,029 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 876 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,430 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 877 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,600 Try this one. 878 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,280 Wait! 879 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,275 Now it's perfect. 880 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,320 Yes! 881 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,478 I feel like we should run. 882 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,359 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 883 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,439 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 884 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,600 Yeah, me too. 885 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,632 Well, that didn't end well. 886 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,549 What? 887 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,840 What the...? 888 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,191 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 889 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,793 Francis Francis? 890 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,269 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 891 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,993 A man of few words. 892 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,989 None, in fact. 893 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,628 Can you put your head back on, please? 894 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,353 What is all this? 895 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,794 Surprise! 896 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,679 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 897 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,237 You don't recognize me? 898 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,233 Perhaps from my youth! 899 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,151 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 900 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,353 He is him? And him is you? 901 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,353 Except older and wrinklier. 902 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,148 That's not right. 903 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,311 No. You were my hero! 904 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,238 How did you end up here? 905 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,077 You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me? 906 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,514 Eugene! 907 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,231 I read them my story. 908 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:39,711 And, I baked cookies! 909 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,433 Eugene, my chair. 910 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,276 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 911 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,874 a long, long time ago. 912 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,349 I was a hotshot executive... 913 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,238 headed straight to the top. 914 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,709 Everyone loved me. 915 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,189 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 916 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:00,713 my very own... 917 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,949 Personal potty? 918 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,916 I had it all. 919 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,080 But then one day... 920 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,396 I made a terrible discovery. 921 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,790 I was getting old. 922 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,712 The formula wasn't working anymore. 923 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,077 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 924 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,429 - No! - Yes! 925 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,558 I got called in to see the board of directors. 926 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:22,119 Who are the boring directors? 927 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,714 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 928 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,598 I thought they loved me. 929 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,399 But they replaced me with someone new. 930 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,599 Someone younger. 931 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,079 That's horrible. 932 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,959 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 933 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,792 all the attention. 934 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,793 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 935 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,791 It hurts, doesn't it? 936 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,995 Yeah. It does. 937 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,199 And then what happened? 938 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,880 Well... 939 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,633 They fired me! 940 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,873 And took away my special formula. 941 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,952 Then they sent me down to live with a... 942 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,318 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 943 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,152 Baby Corp betrayed me! 944 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,676 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 945 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,910 with the Forever Puppy. 946 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,229 - Huh? - That's it? 947 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,400 No, no. 948 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,670 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 949 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,555 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 950 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,150 Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world... 951 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,839 they'll be so adorable... 952 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,319 How cute! 953 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,196 ...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 954 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,148 The end of Baby Corp! 955 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,389 Please. 956 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,358 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 957 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Isn't it? 958 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,876 It was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 959 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,717 My secret formula. 960 00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,672 It's mine! It's mine! 961 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,677 It's all mine. 962 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,517 No! 963 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,389 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 964 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,913 - No! - Yes! 965 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,078 You walked right into my trap! 966 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,216 - You'll never get away with this! - Yeah, not if we... 967 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,719 What? Tell? 968 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,075 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 969 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,240 Where are the boys? 970 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,078 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 971 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,390 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 972 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,551 So stay out of my way. 973 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:23,269 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 974 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,279 They'd never leave us alone. 975 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,475 Oh, really? 976 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,874 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 977 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,231 in-house childcare expert. 978 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,313 Oh, no. 979 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,550 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 980 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,080 We'll be back before you know it. 981 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,310 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 982 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,114 That's right! 983 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,795 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 984 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,756 No. 985 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,753 Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to... 986 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,069 Believe me... 987 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,919 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 988 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,150 Not for one second. 989 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,992 That's very reassuring. 990 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,431 Now you see them. 991 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,190 And now, you don't. 992 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,475 Too-da-loo! 993 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,108 To the airport! 994 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,870 It's over. I'm through. 995 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,155 What do we do, Templeton? 996 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,320 What do we do? 997 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,755 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 998 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,353 before the plane takes off! 999 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,318 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 1000 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,357 Okay. There must be something we can do. 1001 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:56,673 Hey, it's not that bad. 1002 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,360 Are you okay? 1003 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,749 What's the matter with you? 1004 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,999 Don't look at me! 1005 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,200 Oh, no! 1006 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,151 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 1007 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,959 You know, goo-goo, ga-ga. The whole bit! 1008 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,120 Oh, no! 1009 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,400 Gross! 1010 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,314 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 1011 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,917 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 1012 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,073 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 1013 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,355 What? What is it? 1014 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,556 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 1015 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,915 and they all fear one thing. 1016 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,997 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 1017 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,720 is a healthy dab of margarine. 1018 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,832 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 1019 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,557 The baby. I think he's sick! 1020 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,718 You gotta do something! 1021 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,958 Oh, the horror! 1022 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,996 - Templeton! - Delicious! 1023 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,719 Gross! It got in your mouth! 1024 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,397 It got in my mouth, too! 1025 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,119 I think I'm gonna be sick! 1026 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:34,880 Swirly! 1027 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,796 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 1028 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,389 Let's take the bike. 1029 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,754 The bike? 1030 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,714 I don't know. 1031 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,036 Let's move! 1032 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,416 - Okay, but wait right here! - What? 1033 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,839 Where are you going? Templeton! 1034 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,399 Always wear a helmet. 1035 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,398 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 1036 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,588 You'll never catch us! 1037 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,680 Staci! 1038 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,914 Staci, come in! 1039 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,073 Oh, Staci! 1040 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,958 - Is that you, boss? - Code red! 1041 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,429 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team! 1042 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:28,520 On it, boss. 1043 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:29,876 - Hello! - Hello! 1044 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,268 - Hello! - Code red. 1045 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,440 Got it! 1046 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,834 We got a code red. Repeat... 1047 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,194 We got a code red! 1048 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,512 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 1049 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:43,795 But that's jaywalking! 1050 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,080 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 1051 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,160 Go! 1052 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,229 I think we lost him! 1053 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,472 Oh, no, we didn't! 1054 00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:06,959 Flower power! 1055 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,913 Pow, pow, pow! 1056 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,360 That's my boy! 1057 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,388 Poppy! 1058 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,708 Run, run, run. 1059 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,276 Uh-oh. 1060 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,913 Run, run, run. 1061 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,152 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 1062 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,639 I can't do it! 1063 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,068 You can. 1064 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,310 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 1065 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,708 I said eyes ahead, son! 1066 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,030 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 1067 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,237 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 1068 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:25,920 Good! 1069 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,629 Uh-oh! 1070 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,109 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 1071 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,397 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 1072 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,709 What are you talking about? 1073 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,440 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 1074 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,079 but rather a wild ride... 1075 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,280 like a ship at sea. 1076 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,719 And you're a sea captain... 1077 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,598 taming a turbulent ocean! 1078 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,270 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 1079 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,070 Good! 1080 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,912 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 1081 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,036 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 1082 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,599 - What? - Aim away from failure! 1083 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,792 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 1084 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,871 Once success is a habit... 1085 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,359 then it's all downhill. 1086 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,200 Look! 1087 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,719 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1088 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,160 - Train! - Choo-choo! 1089 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,080 Stop! 1090 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,353 What are you doing? 1091 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,960 - We're gonna make it. - But I don't have a quote for this! 1092 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,709 You did it! 1093 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,836 No! We did it. 1094 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,475 And all without your training wheels. 1095 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,395 Coming through! 1096 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:52,709 Baby on board! 1097 00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,995 Hang on to your diaper! 1098 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,799 Duck and cover! 1099 00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,589 Hold it, buddy! 1100 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,352 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 1101 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:07,991 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1102 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,229 Hey, not so fast! 1103 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,440 Oh, no. 1104 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,549 Templeton! 1105 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,153 - Hey! - Sorry! 1106 01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,555 Hey, where'd you go? 1107 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,670 Oh, no! 1108 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,955 Not again! 1109 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,269 Not now! 1110 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:27,835 What the...? 1111 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,316 No, no, no! 1112 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:33,635 Come on! 1113 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,631 I think I ate $1.75. 1114 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,031 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 1115 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,915 Hurry now! Move! 1116 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,256 We don't wanna miss our flight! 1117 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,872 - No! - I warned you! 1118 01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,720 Wait! 1119 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,468 - No! - No. 1120 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,437 Mom, Dad! Stop! 1121 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,400 No! 1122 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,151 No, no, no. 1123 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,958 They're gone. 1124 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,669 I failed. 1125 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,072 I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you! 1126 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,595 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 1127 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,680 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 1128 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,956 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 1129 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,236 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 1130 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,000 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 1131 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,040 That's all you ever talk about. 1132 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,634 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 1133 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,680 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 1134 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:32,311 You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs! 1135 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,948 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 1136 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,120 You're a baby! 1137 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,869 You take that back. 1138 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,110 My life was perfect until you showed up! 1139 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,431 Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you! 1140 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,113 I wish you'd never been born! 1141 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,553 Where are you going? 1142 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,040 Fine! 1143 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,830 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1144 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:17,833 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1145 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,235 All your life 1146 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,994 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1147 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,676 Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone? 1148 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:39,516 Timothy Leslie Templeton, please pick up the white courtesy phone. 1149 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,079 Leslie. 1150 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,670 Hello? 1151 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,990 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 1152 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,549 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 1153 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,994 What do you mean? 1154 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,668 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 1155 01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,669 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 1156 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:01,199 to be part of a family. 1157 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,953 But I do care. 1158 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,189 You do? 1159 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:07,509 Yeah. 1160 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:11,633 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 1161 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,630 Yeah. 1162 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,631 I can't do this without you, Tim. 1163 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,119 I need you. 1164 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:20,033 - I guess we do make a pretty good team. - No. 1165 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,477 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 1166 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,868 Oh, right. 1167 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:26,953 Don't worry, Tim. 1168 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,792 We're gonna save your parents. 1169 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,232 And your company. 1170 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,757 But how do we get to Vegas now? 1171 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,070 We're gonna need a miracle. 1172 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,594 Follow that Elvis! 1173 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,800 Why? 1174 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,998 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 1175 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,229 There's another one! 1176 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,389 And another one! 1177 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,228 Elvises everywhere! 1178 01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,671 Tim, there's our flight! 1179 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,308 And there goes our ticket! 1180 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,759 Hey! Don't be cruel! 1181 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,069 Sorry! 1182 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,079 - Well, thank you! - Oh, baby! 1183 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,474 Well, thank you very much. 1184 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,640 Hello. 1185 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,918 Hi. 1186 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,838 Ticket please. 1187 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,279 One moment. 1188 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,589 It's been stolen! 1189 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,075 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 1190 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:27,791 Get him! 1191 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:28,875 Humina, humina, humina. 1192 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,280 Stop! 1193 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,269 The ghost of Elvis! 1194 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,835 We gotta find seats! 1195 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,115 Come on, this way! 1196 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,634 What is this place? 1197 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,997 This, Templeton, is first class. 1198 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,315 Why is it empty? 1199 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,799 No one can afford it. 1200 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,077 That's what makes it so wonderful. 1201 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,631 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 1202 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,791 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1203 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,912 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 1204 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,519 What's the matter, Templeton? 1205 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,313 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 1206 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,594 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 1207 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,077 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 1208 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,336 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 1209 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,271 What are you two boys doi ng up here? 1210 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,512 We're Captain Ross's kids. 1211 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,033 He told us to sit here. 1212 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,393 Well, can I get you special guys anything? 1213 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560 Anything? 1214 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,073 Anything. 1215 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,951 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 1216 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,759 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 1217 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,110 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 1218 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,554 What's your plan? 1219 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,280 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 1220 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,560 No. 1221 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,161 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 1222 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,389 Why don't you give it a try? 1223 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:09,879 - No, I can't. - It's fun! 1224 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,758 Here, let's get you into character. 1225 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,399 I don't know. I feel silly! 1226 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,312 Go on! Say something mean to him. 1227 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,760 All right, all right, all right. 1228 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,236 So, you went to a community college, is it? 1229 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,230 I don't know. 1230 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,230 Keep going! 1231 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,995 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 1232 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,550 See! 1233 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,119 Now you're getting into it. 1234 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,280 Huh? 1235 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,231 Well, blow me down. 1236 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,550 Your exit interview is over! 1237 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,155 That was pretty good. 1238 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,600 Who was that guy anyway? 1239 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,318 - The captain! - What? 1240 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,320 En garde! 1241 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000 Heave! 1242 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:56,640 Ho! 1243 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,675 Thar she blows! 1244 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,599 Watch your stern! 1245 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,000 - Aye! - Dodge, parry, and thrust! 1246 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,513 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 1247 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,636 Nice try! Heads up! 1248 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,792 You're fired! 1249 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,428 And here's your severance package. Ha! 1250 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,108 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1251 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,280 You're not? 1252 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,791 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 1253 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,313 Got it! Argh! 1254 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,560 That's great! 1255 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,477 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 1256 01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,710 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1257 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,313 on the left side of the plane... 1258 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,950 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 1259 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,869 Land ho! 1260 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,479 Ahoy, matey. 1261 01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,520 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 1262 01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,153 - Okay. What? - Let's move. 1263 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,496 - Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? - I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 1264 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,520 - Me, too! - Me, too! 1265 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,600 Me, too! 1266 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,598 We've gotta get to the convention center. 1267 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,034 Should we get a taxi? 1268 01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,431 Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed. 1269 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,880 Right. 1270 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,871 Excuse me, ladies. 1271 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,839 Can we get a ride home? 1272 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,515 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 1273 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,273 Where do you live, sweetie? 1274 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,954 The convention center. 1275 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,433 Bye, sweetie! 1276 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,033 Have a fun lady party! 1277 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,633 Chicks dig babies. 1278 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,273 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 1279 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,031 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 1280 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:53,950 Tim! 1281 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,120 Over there. 1282 01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:56,879 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 1283 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,031 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 1284 01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:00,952 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 1285 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,628 But how did you...? 1286 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,071 Hey! Where'd you go? 1287 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,000 Not again! 1288 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,237 Come on! I need you! 1289 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,314 I'm back! I'm back. 1290 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,914 What's going on? 1291 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,080 That's right. 1292 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:27,119 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 1293 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,952 In every country! 1294 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:33,796 We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. 1295 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,750 - Tim, there they are! - Mom, Dad! 1296 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,070 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 1297 01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,157 never gets old. 1298 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,992 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1299 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:52,434 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 1300 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,034 the Forever Puppy! 1301 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,120 Mommy? 1302 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,119 Avert your eyes, Templeton! 1303 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,359 Hey! What are you doing here? 1304 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,436 Mom, Dad! 1305 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,959 What are they doing here? 1306 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,792 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 1307 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,269 What are any of us doing here, really? 1308 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,198 What is going on here? 1309 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:20,720 He's got my parents! 1310 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,631 We're really here to get them. 1311 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,550 Get them! 1312 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,995 Get the Forever Puppy! 1313 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,548 We've got to get backstage. 1314 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:32,629 In there! 1315 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,320 Run! 1316 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:40,673 Go, go, go! 1317 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,514 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 1318 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:50,680 Yes! 1319 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,830 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 1320 01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,069 Look at all that formula. 1321 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,991 Now that's how you launch a product. 1322 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,200 Oh, no! 1323 01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,512 He's putting them under the rocket! 1324 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,875 Elvis has left the building! 1325 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,559 Mom, Dad... 1326 01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:32,760 I'm coming! 1327 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,916 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go! 1328 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,189 Launch initiated. 1329 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:44,439 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it! 1330 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:45,760 No! 1331 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,480 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 1332 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,790 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 1333 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,760 You should understand what I'm talking about. 1334 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,992 You got replaced just like me! 1335 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,718 No! I'm nothing like you! 1336 01:11:58,880 --> 01:11:59,880 Bratty kid! 1337 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,594 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 1338 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,760 Yeah! 1339 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,280 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 1340 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,230 But no! 1341 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,400 You blew it! 1342 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,796 You let that baby boss you around. 1343 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:11,995 He doesn't work for me. 1344 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:13,559 We're partners! 1345 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,273 I'm not ticklish. 1346 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,154 Hey! Where's the baby? 1347 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,753 Everyone has a tickle spot! 1348 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:20,670 My ears! 1349 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,159 Stop it! 1350 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,988 Little brats! 1351 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,990 Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. 1352 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,952 Not you, not anybody! 1353 01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,639 Baby Corp is through. 1354 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,279 I win! Ha! 1355 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,440 Wrong! 1356 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,197 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1357 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,271 - That's right! - What? 1358 01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,112 You're supposed to end with... 1359 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,429 Argh! 1360 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,315 En garde! 1361 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,630 You're fired! 1362 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,791 And here's your severance package! 1363 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,632 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 1364 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:06,516 Argh! 1365 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,477 One minute and counting. 1366 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,314 - Help! - Anybody! 1367 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:17,073 Tim! What are you doing? 1368 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:19,840 No! 1369 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,713 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 1370 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,995 Is that you? 1371 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,231 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 1372 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,960 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 1373 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,040 Yes, the baby's fine. 1374 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,309 Who was that? 1375 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:30,993 That was me! 1376 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,229 The baby's fine. 1377 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,154 It won't budge! 1378 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,469 What's happening? 1379 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:37,720 Wait a second! 1380 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,149 Hey. 1381 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,673 I know a way to move my parents. 1382 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,080 - How? - We can use the puppies! 1383 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,600 Upsies. 1384 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,149 I need upsies. 1385 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:46,753 But what if you "go baby" again? 1386 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,990 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 1387 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,160 Fine! 1388 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:51,553 It'll be fine. 1389 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,153 Hang on to your diaper! 1390 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,029 We're moving! 1391 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,428 Why are we moving? 1392 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,033 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 1393 01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,191 T-minus 30 seconds. 1394 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,793 Oh, no! Wait! 1395 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,435 Hold on! 1396 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:15,874 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 1397 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,509 out of here. 1398 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:19,914 You've gotta jump! 1399 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,072 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 1400 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,190 No! No patty cake! Get down! 1401 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,711 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 1402 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:32,629 20 seconds. 1403 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,557 15 seconds. 1404 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:48,914 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1405 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,154 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1406 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,117 All your life 1407 01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:04,275 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1408 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:06,949 - Three... - Gotcha! 1409 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,031 ...two, one. 1410 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,235 Blast off! 1411 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,280 Y eah! 1412 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,071 Hey, are you still in there? 1413 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,760 Aha! 1414 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,239 What happened? Did we win? 1415 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,230 - We won! - We won? 1416 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,119 - We won, we won, we won! - We won! Yes! 1417 01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:42,795 Victory nap! 1418 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,549 You ruined everything! 1419 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,031 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1420 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,235 That's not right. 1421 01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,712 Now you're really going to pay! 1422 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,838 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 1423 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:02,840 What? 1424 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,437 Eugene! You put me down! 1425 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,431 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 1426 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,800 This time, we'll raise him right. 1427 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,069 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 1428 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:26,828 Tim, what's happening? 1429 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,592 Mom, Dad, hold on! 1430 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,995 Yes! 1431 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,834 - Tim? - Tim! 1432 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,513 Tim! Are you okay? 1433 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,749 I'm fine. We're fine. 1434 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:36,920 You saved us. 1435 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:38,354 You're our hero. 1436 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:39,919 And a great big brother. 1437 01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,156 We love you both so much. 1438 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,435 Both of us? 1439 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,238 With all our heart. 1440 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,118 Let's go home. 1441 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,359 How do I look? 1442 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,999 You look great. 1443 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,391 Well, team, good job. 1444 01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:19,996 Staci, this letter should get you into the school of your choice. 1445 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,357 - Kindergarten? - That's right. 1446 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,873 And if there's anything else... 1447 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,040 How about a raise? 1448 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,394 Staci, you don't get paid. 1449 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,936 - One million ziggity-five! - Eight! 1450 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:30,960 - A tricycle! - Skates! 1451 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:31,796 - Candy corn? - Lollipop! 1452 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,000 Deal. 1453 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,518 Best boss ever. 1454 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,319 And you guys don't always have to toe the company line, you know? 1455 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:40,760 It's okay to think for yourself. 1456 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,750 - No, sir! - No way! 1457 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,035 That's a terrible idea! 1458 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,553 That's the attitude. 1459 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:45,976 - You're so right! - You've got it, sir! 1460 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,200 - You're the man! - Absolutely! 1461 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,908 Here you go, big guy. 1462 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,234 You've earned it. 1463 01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,593 You wanna hug me, don't you? 1464 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,355 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 1465 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,590 - There, there. - It'll be okay, big guy. 1466 01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,080 So... 1467 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,440 you did it. 1468 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,750 No. We did it. 1469 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,671 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 1470 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:22,668 The corner office, the private potty. All that stuff. 1471 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,359 But, hey! How about you? 1472 01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,590 You have your parents all to yourself. 1473 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,438 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 1474 01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,640 Don't worry. 1475 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,234 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 1476 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:40,273 It'll be like I was never born. 1477 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,754 I almost forgot! 1478 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,117 No way! Lam-Lam! 1479 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:48,799 - You fixed her. - Yep. 1480 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,315 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 1481 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:55,314 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 1482 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,959 It's a win-win. 1483 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,115 Probably should... 1484 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,280 Yeah. 1485 01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:14,400 So, stay in school. 1486 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,636 I don't really have a choice. 1487 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:17,800 Yeah, right. 1488 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,991 - Goodbye, Tim. - Bye. 1489 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,118 Yeah, right. 1490 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,831 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 1491 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,070 Bye. 1492 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,477 Finally, my life was perfect again. 1493 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:22,476 Forget about the baby. 1494 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:38,160 Oopsies! 1495 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,508 Pardon me, big fella. 1496 01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,794 Surprise! 1497 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,952 Hooray! 1498 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,474 Forget about the baby? 1499 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,438 No, thanks. I'm good. 1500 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,114 Okie-dokie. 1501 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,909 Argh. 1502 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,559 Dear Boss Baby... 1503 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,551 I don't usually write very much... 1504 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:43,757 but now I know that memos are very important things. 1505 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:46,195 Even though I never went to business school... 1506 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,555 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 1507 01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,439 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 1508 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,955 then I wanna give you all of mine. 1509 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:25,392 I would like to offer you a job. 1510 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,675 It will be hard work... 1511 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,876 and there will be no pay. 1512 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:32,717 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 1513 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,958 And I promise you this. 1514 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,119 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1515 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,589 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1516 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,268 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 1517 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,634 I will be there. 1518 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,754 Year after year after year. 1519 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:58,676 We will grow old together. 1520 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,235 And you and I will always... 1521 01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:04,080 ...be brothers. 1522 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,680 Always. 1523 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:29,637 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a m. 1524 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:33,992 What's the poi nt, Wizzie? 1525 01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,435 Because it's 7:00 a.m. 1526 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,319 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 1527 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,512 It's okay, little halfling. 1528 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,511 Sometimes, I get confused too. 1529 01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,240 Especially during daylight savings time. 1530 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,197 Spring forward, fall back. 1531 01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:54,555 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 1532 01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:58,269 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 1533 01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,715 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 1534 01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:01,989 I just miss him. 1535 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,632 Tim, look who's here! 1536 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,958 It's your new baby... 1537 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:21,189 Brother! 1538 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,479 You're here! You're really here! 1539 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:24,789 Gentle, gentle. 1540 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,951 You came back! 1541 01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:30,871 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 1542 01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,360 Lindsey? 1543 01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:37,111 Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish? 1544 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:38,474 Here you go. 1545 01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,755 So, that's my story. 1546 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:47,668 Our story. 1547 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:52,189 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 1548 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:56,236 Is that a true story, Daddy? 1549 01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:58,635 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 1550 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,552 - But you know what I found out? - What? 1551 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,950 There's plenty of love for everyone. 1552 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,120 Even me? 1553 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,713 Especially you. 1554 01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,279 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 1555 01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:09,749 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 1556 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:11,194 I wanted a horse. 1557 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,920 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 1558 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,873 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 1559 01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:18,672 Back at ya, Lindsey. 1560 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,031 Hi there, baby sister. 1561 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:25,630 Argh! 1562 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:26,994 All right, guys. 1563 01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:28,195 Time for bed. 1564 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,470 Come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 1565 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,914 Okay. 1566 01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:13,636 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 1567 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:17,190 Go and live your peasant lives. 1568 01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:19,719 Be gone with you! 104964