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Watch out!
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Sorry.
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Yo, what's up with that?
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Tommy quit.
Looks like he went out in style.
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You know Tommy.
You better steer clear of Bostick today.
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Come on, man. I invented the low profile.
I ain't goin' near that.
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Hey! Bostick wants to see everybody. Now!
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Check it out. Openin' up two miles from here.
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Hello, Castle World.
I heard that.
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We've survived a recession,
two earthquakes and a health inspector...
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Who, despite my many advances,
turned out to be gay.
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We're not goin' anywhere. We're gonna stay
right here and compete with Castle World.
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I've been providing quality jobs
for this community for over 27 years.
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I got an idea.
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Why don't you cash out?
Yeah, yeah. Go to Miami,
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Get you a Cadillac and
one of them bald-Headed pool boys.
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Everybody get to work.
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Jamal, you can clean the moat.
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Oh, come on...
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But first I wanna talk to you.
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Damn it, Jamal. Can't you look
outside yourself for two seconds...
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And just buckle down and help me?
Why can't you help yourself?
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Forget about the community and
"providing' quality jobs" for people.
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Take what money you got, and jet.
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Book it. You feel me?
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Get out. Bye-Bye.
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You don't get it, do you?
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I had high hopes for you.
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Maybe you shouldn't have.
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Jamal.
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Clean up them battin' helmets
while you're at it.
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Urgh! Dang, man!
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Man, this is like some
Three Mile lsland, Exxon Valdez shit.
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What other choice do we have, man?
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In two weeks Castle World's gonna
blow this place out the water.
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We apply now,
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Avoid the rush.
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Oh!
You feel me?
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Yes!
Cos I can't keep doin' this, not here.
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Oh. All right. OK.
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To Castle World!
To Castle World!
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And then I go in...
Aah!
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You dead.
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Hey!
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That's gotta be worth a lot of money.
What?
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Oh, hold on.
Let me get something to get that out.
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Agh!
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What the hell...? Hey, Steve!
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Mrs. Bostick!
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
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The water's cold!
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You disturb my peace.
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What is your business here?
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What the hell?
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Oh, all right. I get it.
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You had too much to drink, huh?
Opening' party for Castle World?
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Oh, you're upset.
I ain't got no beef with you, dog.
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Kindly address me with the proper respect.
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I am Knolte of Marlboro.
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And I am not a dog.
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You may not be a dog,
but you may wanna roll over.
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Got my suit all soaked up.
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Wait a minute. You ain't breathin', man!
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Ohh!
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He ain't breathin'! Um... 911!
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911! White man down!
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White man down!
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I'm gonna get a little close to your mouth...
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So if you wake up and you see
a brother on you, I ain't like that.
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It's about gettin' you to breathe.
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So bear with me. Ahh!
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Here we go. Here.
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Oh, damn!
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What you been eatin', spoiled nachos?
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Wait. Wait, wait!
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Uh, where...
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Uh... Spray paint.
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I ain't gonna spray-Paint you. No!
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Ah, hold on.
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Here we go.
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Bahh!
Agh!
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You've saved my life.
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Don't mention it.
I owe you... thanks.
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Don't even worry about it.
Where do you live, man?
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Come on. Here you go. Come on.
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This is it?
It is.
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What the...?
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Whoa, whoa. You got a license
to have animals, man?
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This is a big-Ass donkey.
Do you have a license for this?
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Homie, may I make a suggestion?
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IKEA. Yeah, get you some end tables
and some of them $5 lamps, man.
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You know, and a futon. Then you'll be stylin'.
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And try to wear somethin' on your feet
that has a little give other than metal.
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You know, get you the proper sneaker.
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Are you hungry?
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What is that, man?
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'Tis food.
'Tis road kill, man!
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Ugh. You know what?
Get you some food stamps.
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Just tell them you doin' bad.
You know what I mean?
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You know, if they don't believe you, ask
a social worker to come through your spot,
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Check out where are you livin', cos this is...
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It's like that, seriously.
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And you oughta get yourself
into a shelter, you know?
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Try that. So, um...
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Thank you for inviting me to your place.
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Thank you
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For your... conversation.
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You thankin' me for talkin' to you?
I am a man reviled for my failings,
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For... for I have not served well my queen.
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I must be crazy, man.
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Here's two bucks. All right?
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Get yourself some soap
and, uh, some Tic Tacs.
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I'm gonna get up outta here.
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Freeway should be that way?
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I'll find it.
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Brother lost in the woods: not good.
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Oh, hell, no! You know you did wrong!
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Oh, shit! Castle World?
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Mrs Bostick, you're in trouble.
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You all seen that?
They tried to run me...
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Hold up! Hold up!
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Hold up!
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Hey, let me see your manager, OK?
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I damn near got trampled
by some of them dumb-Ass actors
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Takin' their job way too seriously!
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Who be ye?
Who be l?
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I be stompin' your ass,
you put your hand on me one more again!
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OK? I'm from South Central.
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Florence and Normandie.
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Normandy? A thousand pardons.
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We've been awaiting word from Normandy.
Please, enter.
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We'll inform the king of your arrival.
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That's more like it. That's how brothers
need to be treated, you know?
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And talk to your boy,
cos punks jump up to get beat down.
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I'll holler!
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Whoa. Castle World's got it goin' on:
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Horses, costumes, smells...
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Hello. Lose the hat, homie.
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Thank you for saving our little village.
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And such is the legend of the Black Knight.
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The princess will look so beautiful!
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It will be a wedding for the ages.
Don't you agree?
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Yes, but she doesn't love him.
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So? She's but a woman.
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What if a woman were not
considered just a man's property...
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And were free to choose her own husband?
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Are you feeling ill?
Let us pray it's not plague.
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Should she be bled?
No.
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No, I'm quite well. It was just foolish talk.
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Oh, damn.
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Uh...
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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Jamal.
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Victoria.
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Oh, wait! Uh, look, darlin'.
Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.
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Uh, look, uh...
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I, uh, I don't... work here.
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Yeah, I'm a talent agent.
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I represent, uh, people like...
Mariah... Denzel...
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You can call him Zel.
I'll let him know just you gonna call him Zel.
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But I gotta tell you... I'm just gonna be
upfront and say it. You are gorgeous.
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You glow, girl.
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You speak with an unusual tongue.
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Oh, no, that's just how
we talk in my neighborhood.
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Now, look, first thing we gotta do
is get some pictures taken.
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You own a thong?
A what?
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OK, never mind. Why don't you just bring
an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out?
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You know? So just give me your number.
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Seven.
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Excuse me?
You asked my number.
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I am one of the king's
chambermaids, number seven.
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Oh. Well, that must be
your employee number.
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No, I was talkin' about your phone number.
Don't worry. I'll write my number down.
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Anybody got a pen?
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You can read and write?
Yeah.
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Who you been datin'? You gotta raise the bar.
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Good day, ladies. How are you
feeling today? Wait. I shall tell thee.
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Yes.
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Very nice.
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You especially, my Nubian queen.
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Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Don't you know that's sexual harassment?
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Ah! You the idiot that damn near
ran me over, aren't you?
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Wait till I find your boss.
He's gonna fire your metallic ass.
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You would do well
to mind your tongue, Moor.
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Or I will cut it out and feed it to the dogs.
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Come here.
Nah, I'm just messin' with you, man.
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I ain't no talent agent, so cut the act.
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I'm just tryin' to get at her.
Ain't she fine? Watch me work.
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Moor! Do you mock me?
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The king awaits thee, messenger.
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You might want to take a chill pill, all right?
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"Do you mock me, Moor?"
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Hey, look, your boss
makes you call him "king"?
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We gotta talk union.
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Yeah, man, that's not right.
We gotta get you a dental plan.
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We do apologize, sire. We did not
expect your arrival for several weeks.
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How shall I introduce thee?
What do you mean?
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Your formal introduction
for your audience with the king.
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Formal introduction?
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Your Majesty, if I may have your attention?
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Starting at small forward,
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From lnglewood High,
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Two-Time All-County Conference Player
of the Year, the messenger from Normandy,
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Jamal "Sky" Walker!
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That be l! What's up? What's happenin', y'all?
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Thank you! Appreciate it,
big homie! Thank you!
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It's the...
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Hey, what's up, now?
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Oh, man! Now, that brings back memories.
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You arrive early. My daughter and I
welcome you. What news from Normandy?
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Uh... what news?
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Well, a couple of drive-Bys.
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Other than that, same ol', same ol'.
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When will the duke arrive
to take my daughter's hand?
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This is a hell of a setup you got here.
I mean, I'm not lyin'. I mean, whoo!
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You got to have major coins behind this.
Who's backin' you - Puffy?
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Silence, Moor! Tell me,
when will the duke arrive?
219
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Oh, I get it. You wanna see if I can improve.
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OK, well, let's see...
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The duke will arriveth...
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In all his royal pomposity
and splendor on Tuesday.
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Tuesday! Ha. That is excellent news.
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Ah. Phillip, have the servants ply this
messenger with much food and drink.
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And let him lay with any damsel he desires.
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Except my daughter, of course.
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Can I get a ride back to town?
Oh, an excellent idea.
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Phillip, show our guest the grounds.
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Allow him rest, and then
we shall ride, and ride we shall.
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Oh, ho, ho! This is funky!
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Hey, oh!
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Y'all got the little cutout
thing like the castles for real.
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Hey, how you doin', Miss Darlin'?
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Hey, look here.
I'm in the presidential suite. Uh-Huh.
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Yeah! Oh, so, I get it.
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This is like a theme park and a hotel, right?
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Sire?
Y'all got the real brick.
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None of that fake stuff, huh?
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Oh, man! Oh, man!
Hey, I need to use your bathroom.
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Bathroom? What is that, I pray thee?
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00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:53,342
I gotta drain the...
you know, drain the anaconda.
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Ah, the privy.
Yeah. Appreciate it.
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Oh, got to go! Got to... Whoo!
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Oh!
245
00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:13,090
Oh, damn!
246
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:17,358
Seriously, you think you're gonna
charge people money to stay here
247
00:21:17,469 --> 00:21:20,267
And wipe their ass with straw?
248
00:21:20,339 --> 00:21:22,534
Ain't gonna happen.
249
00:21:23,175 --> 00:21:26,076
There's doo-Doo on top of the...
250
00:21:26,612 --> 00:21:29,012
Tell me you don't see that shit!
251
00:21:29,114 --> 00:21:31,412
And I mean that literally!
252
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:34,780
Where's the Texaco?
Texaco?
253
00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:41,425
What's happenin'? Where y'all goin'?
To the beheading.
254
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:47,831
They're executing the leader of the rebellion.
Y'all went all-Out. Y'all got the...
255
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:52,801
You said, say what?
They're executing the leader of the rebellion.
256
00:21:52,905 --> 00:21:55,339
Oh, that should be live. Let's check it out.
257
00:21:55,407 --> 00:21:58,001
Remember that little honey I was hollerin' at?
258
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:00,578
Out the window?
Yeah, yes, yeah!
259
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,043
Hey, that's tight!
260
00:22:14,993 --> 00:22:17,587
Long live our deposed queen!
261
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:21,155
Power to the people!
262
00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,401
Sorry, I didn't mean
to interrupt your rehearsal.
263
00:22:29,508 --> 00:22:32,568
Please, proceed, proceed.
264
00:22:40,118 --> 00:22:44,885
Y'all got a head that comes off?
A neck that spurts blood?
265
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:47,551
Look at the head.
266
00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:50,356
How do they make it look so real?
267
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,826
Oh, because it is real.
268
00:23:20,058 --> 00:23:22,288
You have to calm yourself.
269
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:26,730
Calm myself?
I was just holdin' a human head!
270
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:30,858
You'd think you've never seen an execution.
Not lately!
271
00:23:30,936 --> 00:23:33,370
Wait, uh...
272
00:23:33,472 --> 00:23:36,566
OK, all right. What day is it?
273
00:23:36,675 --> 00:23:41,510
Is it Sunday the 5th?
Yes, messenger, I believe it is.
274
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,878
2001?
Two?
275
00:23:43,949 --> 00:23:46,543
It is the Year of our Lord, 1328.
276
00:23:48,186 --> 00:23:51,121
Argh!
The date frightens you?
277
00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:55,017
You think it don't when it does! Oh!
278
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,923
I didn't mean...
279
00:23:56,995 --> 00:23:59,327
OK, let me calm... Let me just relax.
280
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:02,367
That's what... a seat. It's a...
281
00:24:02,701 --> 00:24:05,932
All right, is this how you use the chair?
282
00:24:06,038 --> 00:24:09,064
OK, cos I don't really know if you should go...
283
00:24:12,944 --> 00:24:15,913
I gotta go!
But leave you cannot!
284
00:24:15,981 --> 00:24:19,246
There's work to be done.
You wear the medallion.
285
00:24:19,318 --> 00:24:21,878
Well, lots of brothers wear medallions.
286
00:24:21,953 --> 00:24:25,684
I got a cousin. He'll wear a manhole cover
if you get a big enough chain.
287
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:29,318
You gotta put some bling-Bling on it, though.
288
00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:34,396
You're nervous.
Yeah, a little.
289
00:24:34,499 --> 00:24:37,332
Cos this is not...
I don't even know where I'm from.
290
00:24:37,402 --> 00:24:39,563
When I walked in I saw, like, um...
291
00:24:39,671 --> 00:24:42,105
Let me calm your spirits.
292
00:24:42,808 --> 00:24:47,871
Oh, my damn. Y'all really know
how to make a brother feel welcome.
293
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,574
Yeah. Let's make it happen! Huh?
294
00:24:50,682 --> 00:24:53,742
Grab that leg for me right there.
Why do you disrobe?
295
00:24:57,422 --> 00:25:00,152
Um... Well, uh....
296
00:25:01,693 --> 00:25:03,752
I saw you were gettin' out your drawers.
297
00:25:03,862 --> 00:25:07,628
I wanted to show you that
l, too, wear the medallion.
298
00:25:11,937 --> 00:25:15,270
Yeah. You know what? That was my thinkin'.
299
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:18,867
Cos it looks just like mine right here. See?
Of course.
300
00:25:18,944 --> 00:25:23,244
I'm here to help you kill the king and
return the kingdom to our deposed queen.
301
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,749
Say what?
That's why we wear the medallion.
302
00:25:25,884 --> 00:25:31,948
I was wearing my medallion cos I thought
it looked good with my gear. You know?
303
00:25:32,057 --> 00:25:33,991
So, how will you do it?
Huh?
304
00:25:34,092 --> 00:25:37,960
Poisonous snakes in his chamber,
or drop him off the edge of the earth?
305
00:25:38,063 --> 00:25:42,864
God knows he deserves it, after killing King
John and stealing the throne from our queen.
306
00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:46,392
He left a warning to all those
who might dare oppose him.
307
00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,803
What kind of warning?
308
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,677
Oh!
309
00:26:01,753 --> 00:26:03,516
I'll be goin' now. Yeah, I'm just gonna step...
310
00:26:04,456 --> 00:26:07,550
We have a horse ready for you, sire.
The king awaits thee.
311
00:26:07,659 --> 00:26:10,059
Horse?
You said you wanted to ride.
312
00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:12,287
Yeah.
313
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,925
Oh, shit!
314
00:26:16,168 --> 00:26:18,659
He's yours to ride.
Me?
315
00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:28,473
I haven't been, uh...
totally honest to you about who I am.
316
00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:30,680
Oh?
317
00:26:30,749 --> 00:26:32,046
Uh...
318
00:26:32,117 --> 00:26:36,577
I'm not only the duke's official messenger,
319
00:26:38,156 --> 00:26:40,716
But I'm also the court jester.
320
00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:45,056
Messenger and jester.
321
00:26:46,097 --> 00:26:48,258
An odd combination of talents.
322
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,392
Bring him on.
323
00:27:06,451 --> 00:27:08,919
That is funny.
324
00:27:10,522 --> 00:27:11,511
Damn!
325
00:28:27,632 --> 00:28:29,896
King Leo. Bastard.
326
00:28:29,968 --> 00:28:33,028
I've a mind to slice him open
and feed him to the masses.
327
00:28:33,104 --> 00:28:35,868
Soon, brother. Very soon.
328
00:28:46,284 --> 00:28:48,946
Come on, man. Help a brother out.
329
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,905
I admire his commitment.
330
00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:07,446
He's no longer funny,
but he refuses to give up on the joke.
331
00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:12,077
Messenger and jester.
332
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:14,676
I have great respect for this man.
333
00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:26,589
Does that feel better?
Yeah.
334
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:32,462
Good. The bloodletting
appears to be working.
335
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,841
What's that?
It's to burn off the leeches.
336
00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:41,005
The what?
337
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:51,722
Oh! Ah! Agh!
338
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,857
Now I gotta get home. Where's the lake?
339
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:06,265
Which lake? Where?
The one with the... drunk-Ass homeless guy.
340
00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:08,637
Uh... Knolte.
341
00:30:09,543 --> 00:30:11,511
Knolte?
342
00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:14,445
He's dead.
No, he just smells dead.
343
00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:17,039
Am I interrupting?
Yes.
344
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:22,080
My apologies. There is a banquet tonight,
and the king requests your presence.
345
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:24,953
Oh, I don't think I can make that.
346
00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:29,255
My schedule just opened up.
347
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,257
Mmm. Hmm?
348
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:58,586
Let us celebrate the upcoming union
between my daughter and the Norman duke.
349
00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:01,559
He is coming, isn't he?
350
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:06,561
Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the duke?
351
00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:08,566
Oh, no doubt. He'll be here.
352
00:31:08,668 --> 00:31:14,334
Yeah, the duke, he just likes to stop off,
you know, see the sights and, uh...
353
00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:20,169
Stuckey's. He likes to stop at Stuckey's
because they got a banana pie that he likes.
354
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,840
But he'll be here.
355
00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,943
Allow me to carve.
356
00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,498
Peas?
Uh, uh...
357
00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,804
Uh, please.
358
00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:57,281
I'd like to learn more about your culture.
359
00:31:57,384 --> 00:32:01,286
It is my understanding that
the Normans are excellent dancers.
360
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:06,223
If you wanna know more about my culture,
remove the dog from the table.
361
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:11,822
No offense, King, but the thing about dancing
was a very stereotypical thing you said.
362
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:14,492
So, you cannot dance?
Ahh!
363
00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:20,366
Can I dance? Come on, man.
That's how I get down.
364
00:32:21,474 --> 00:32:23,965
Please, pleasure us with your skills.
365
00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,443
Now?
Mmm. Silence!
366
00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:33,452
Servants, clear the floor, so Sky Walker
may demonstrate some fine Norman dancing.
367
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,755
Um...
368
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:49,461
Time to get the boogie on. Oh, yeah.
369
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,197
Dance well, Moor.
370
00:32:56,209 --> 00:33:00,168
I'm startin' to like
this word "Moor" Iess and less.
371
00:33:40,653 --> 00:33:43,053
Your Kingliness, special request?
372
00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:52,090
OK.
373
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,657
Now, this is a pretty white crowd, OK?
So nothin' too crazy.
374
00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:58,727
OK? My life's dependin' on it.
375
00:33:58,972 --> 00:34:01,099
OK, guys, I'm gonna need a bass line.
376
00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:05,304
So I'm gonna need y'all to help me out here,
cos I got a lot ridin' on this, man.
377
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:08,677
Cos y'all got the trumpets,
so I'm gonna need y'all...
378
00:34:08,748 --> 00:34:11,444
Sky Walker.
Yeah?
379
00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:15,015
I'm getting impatient.
I got it together.
380
00:34:15,088 --> 00:34:19,422
I just want the music to be crisp.
Cos if it's crisp, you're gonna jam.
381
00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:25,055
All right. Kick the beat, man. I need you to
kick it like a white boy ain't never kicked it!
382
00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:27,258
Kick it. Uh, follow me, OK?
383
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,426
Just, uh, one...
384
00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:32,729
Two.
385
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,766
Three.
386
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:03,224
Excuse me. Um... y'all gonna get me killed!
387
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:05,863
Sky Walker!
Uh, yeah?
388
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,699
OK.
389
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,804
We're ready, King. One...
390
00:35:14,347 --> 00:35:16,281
Two.
391
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,508
Three.
392
00:38:13,493 --> 00:38:19,090
I think our jester-Messenger knows not his
place in society. Perhaps he should learn it.
393
00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:26,839
Your tongue was in my mouth,
swimming around like an eel.
394
00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:30,137
Yeah, it's called a French kiss.
From Normandy?
395
00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:33,144
Florence and Normandie.
Show me more of this.
396
00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:36,340
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
397
00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:42,288
Excuse me. You have
no business with this woman.
398
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:43,855
She was comin' on to me.
399
00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:47,916
Are you accusing our fair princess
of having an interest in thee?
400
00:38:48,027 --> 00:38:50,723
No, I'm accusing her
of having an interest in me.
401
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,326
Prepare to taste cold steel.
402
00:38:57,437 --> 00:38:59,029
Behold!
403
00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:03,900
Halt, coward!
404
00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:09,009
Dance to the music
405
00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:12,846
Dance to the music
406
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,867
Agh!
407
00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:33,997
Assassins! Seize them!
408
00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:52,353
This is an outrage!
Lord Percival, how could this happen?
409
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:57,327
I would be dead right now
were it not for the heroics of Sky Walker.
410
00:39:57,430 --> 00:40:01,764
That's very nice of you, King,
but we do what we can do.
411
00:40:03,136 --> 00:40:05,832
Hey, look. Please, allow me.
412
00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:08,271
Lighten up on Percy, OK?
413
00:40:08,341 --> 00:40:11,708
Let's show a little mercy for Percy.
414
00:40:11,778 --> 00:40:15,179
Everyone is entitled to one enormous,
415
00:40:15,281 --> 00:40:19,047
Near-Fatal, catastrophic disaster.
416
00:40:19,552 --> 00:40:22,316
Ain't that right, Percy?
Sky Walker,
417
00:40:22,388 --> 00:40:27,485
Allow me to honor you by appointing you
a lord of my court, in charge of security.
418
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,552
What?! My Liege...
The king is talkin'.
419
00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:33,291
Now, that's rude, Percy.
420
00:40:33,366 --> 00:40:38,269
But I guess that's how you were brought up.
Now, you were saying, Your Magnitude?
421
00:40:38,337 --> 00:40:41,670
Yes, as I was saying, is there
some way I could prevail upon you
422
00:40:41,741 --> 00:40:44,904
To stay awhile and
become a lord of my court?
423
00:40:44,977 --> 00:40:47,969
Lord of the court? What comes with that?
424
00:40:49,182 --> 00:40:51,878
Well, I would give you 60 hectares of land...
425
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,621
With 20 men to till it.
Farming?
426
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:04,124
No, I gotta think about that awhile.
I would also give you women for your bed.
427
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:08,223
As many as you need.
I've reached my decision.
428
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:11,436
His Lordship, Sir Sky Walker!
429
00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:16,298
What's up, homie? You straight? Cool.
430
00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:19,037
Um... I decided to stay.
431
00:41:19,111 --> 00:41:22,342
Now, I got an idea how
to make some serious coin.
432
00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:26,943
Have you ever had a Frappuccino?
No? Check this out.
433
00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:35,951
What is it?
Jamal-In-The-Box, man.
434
00:41:36,062 --> 00:41:41,159
Yeah, the first of many. And the good
thing is, it's gonna have a ride-Through.
435
00:41:41,267 --> 00:41:43,997
Yeah, you just gallop up, place your order,
436
00:41:44,103 --> 00:41:46,594
And in seconds, you're outta there,
437
00:41:46,939 --> 00:41:50,272
Killin' and plundering.
Excellent work.
438
00:41:50,343 --> 00:41:53,141
Now, I had my royal tailor whip this up.
439
00:42:04,457 --> 00:42:05,481
Yeah!
440
00:42:06,826 --> 00:42:09,420
Hey, hey, pay attention. See this?
441
00:42:12,565 --> 00:42:17,161
This is my official Sky Walker logo. Yeah.
442
00:42:17,904 --> 00:42:19,963
Whoo! Yes!
443
00:42:21,474 --> 00:42:23,533
Damn, y'all catch on quick.
444
00:42:24,877 --> 00:42:26,970
What do we have here?
445
00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:32,851
Look like you can use some help.
446
00:42:32,919 --> 00:42:37,515
If you think I need help,
you do not understand the game, Moor.
447
00:42:37,657 --> 00:42:40,751
Moor? Well, I prefer "Lordship."
448
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,560
Do you mind?
449
00:42:45,531 --> 00:42:47,590
All right. Excuse me.
450
00:42:48,568 --> 00:42:50,559
All right.
451
00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:52,664
Oh.
452
00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:55,730
To win this game,
you're gonna need your knights.
453
00:42:55,808 --> 00:42:59,471
And you might wanna
leave your rim pawns at home.
454
00:42:59,545 --> 00:43:03,003
Yeah. That's your ass.
455
00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:06,742
Sometimes the queen has to be sacrificed
for the good of the kingdom.
456
00:43:06,886 --> 00:43:09,946
Yeah, but every pawn is a potential queen.
457
00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:13,048
You turn your back,
she'll bite you in your ass.
458
00:43:13,359 --> 00:43:16,453
I don't intend to let the game last that long.
459
00:43:18,464 --> 00:43:20,557
Checkmate.
460
00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:27,932
We should get together
and play again sometime.
461
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,338
I'm sure we will.
462
00:43:34,981 --> 00:43:37,074
Mind your back, Moor.
463
00:43:38,351 --> 00:43:41,514
Lord Sky Walker,
the king demands your presence!
464
00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:43,880
Excuse me there, cuz.
465
00:43:43,956 --> 00:43:47,790
Hey, Your Kingliness.
What's up, big homie? What's happenin'?
466
00:43:47,927 --> 00:43:50,932
Were you not to consult
on issues of security?
467
00:43:51,566 --> 00:43:54,262
Uh... yeah.
468
00:43:54,336 --> 00:43:57,430
Why, what happened?
I was out for a ride with my men.
469
00:43:57,506 --> 00:44:03,069
One of my soldiers caught this peasant
stealing a turnip from the castle garden.
470
00:44:05,714 --> 00:44:08,581
Sire, I beg your forgiveness.
471
00:44:09,318 --> 00:44:12,879
I only did it to feed my starvin' family,
for we are...
472
00:44:12,988 --> 00:44:18,255
Silence. Round up his starving family,
take them all away for execution.
473
00:44:19,728 --> 00:44:21,195
You...
474
00:44:21,463 --> 00:44:23,727
Man just said...
475
00:44:27,669 --> 00:44:30,467
How much did you take?
Only a turnip.
476
00:44:33,642 --> 00:44:35,405
Come on!
477
00:44:43,752 --> 00:44:46,050
And Sky Walker?
Yeah?
478
00:44:46,121 --> 00:44:50,080
We are still waiting on your duke.
My patience is wearing thin.
479
00:44:50,759 --> 00:44:53,284
Yes, Y-Your Fabulousness.
480
00:44:54,730 --> 00:44:58,222
I'm gonna handle a little somethin'.
Get your ass up!
481
00:44:58,533 --> 00:45:00,967
That's the king. Take a good look at him.
482
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:03,162
Say "King, I'm sorry"!
King, I'm sorry!
483
00:45:03,238 --> 00:45:05,297
King, I apologize!
King, I apologize!
484
00:45:05,407 --> 00:45:08,865
King, that's my ass!
King, that's my ass!
485
00:45:09,678 --> 00:45:13,444
That's your ass. Watch out!
Dead man walkin'! Dead man walkin'!
486
00:45:14,883 --> 00:45:17,044
Dead man walkin'! Dead man walkin'!
487
00:45:17,119 --> 00:45:20,247
Why you bring the mean out in me?!
488
00:45:20,322 --> 00:45:24,053
That's the king, and you're gonna
be punished! Punished severely!
489
00:45:24,126 --> 00:45:26,458
With these coins.
Huh?
490
00:45:27,596 --> 00:45:30,064
OK, go. Get outta here. Go.
491
00:45:30,132 --> 00:45:32,464
Here, take the bag too. Go!
492
00:45:33,335 --> 00:45:35,530
You're free. Go!
493
00:45:35,637 --> 00:45:37,696
Get out. Go.
494
00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:42,806
With the compliments of the king, it is
his pleasure to share with Lord Sky Walker
495
00:45:42,878 --> 00:45:46,746
His booty.
Booty, as in "spoils of war"?
496
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,718
Oh, that booty.
497
00:45:51,686 --> 00:45:53,813
Good night.
498
00:45:58,093 --> 00:45:59,822
Whoo!
499
00:46:00,128 --> 00:46:02,460
Let's get it over with.
500
00:46:02,597 --> 00:46:05,657
You asked to have me delivered to you?
Yeah, so we can talk.
501
00:46:05,767 --> 00:46:07,894
Mm-Hm!
No, seriously.
502
00:46:09,504 --> 00:46:13,270
Um... if you're not naked, they may hear us.
503
00:46:16,445 --> 00:46:19,903
Uh... Iet me break it down for you.
504
00:46:20,282 --> 00:46:24,480
I asked him to bring you here for this
so they wouldn't get suspicious.
505
00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:29,387
Now, we gotta act like we're doin' the do, OK?
Cos the guard's right out front. Uh...
506
00:46:29,891 --> 00:46:32,052
Oh! Oh, yeah!
507
00:46:32,127 --> 00:46:35,062
Oh! Oh, girl! Yeah, there it is.
508
00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:39,863
Oh! Ooh! Oh, remind me
to thank the king! Whoo!
509
00:46:42,471 --> 00:46:44,405
Uh...
510
00:46:44,473 --> 00:46:47,704
Sire, you're hung like a horse!
511
00:46:52,714 --> 00:46:55,080
Oh! Oh!
512
00:46:55,317 --> 00:46:56,409
Oh!
513
00:46:56,885 --> 00:47:00,116
Work with me. The king is crazy.
514
00:47:00,255 --> 00:47:03,053
He's killing people over vegetables.
515
00:47:03,158 --> 00:47:06,753
So you'll help with the rebellion?
Oh, no, I got to get outta here.
516
00:47:06,828 --> 00:47:10,389
If the real messenger shows up
they'll slice me up like Wonder Bread.
517
00:47:10,465 --> 00:47:13,366
But you wear the medallion.
You're a man with honor.
518
00:47:13,435 --> 00:47:16,495
And as lord, you now have
even greater access to the king.
519
00:47:16,605 --> 00:47:18,300
Ohh!
520
00:47:19,441 --> 00:47:20,635
Good.
521
00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:23,610
Ohh!
522
00:47:24,412 --> 00:47:26,880
Whoo! Put that up right there.
523
00:47:26,982 --> 00:47:29,780
Now hold that right there. Whoo!
524
00:47:31,086 --> 00:47:34,886
Look, I'm not the guy you're lookin' for.
525
00:47:37,492 --> 00:47:40,325
Then I have nothing more to say to you.
526
00:47:40,428 --> 00:47:42,692
And that is how I break it down.
527
00:47:48,036 --> 00:47:50,869
She's quite a spirited one, eh, sire?
528
00:47:51,006 --> 00:47:54,305
Whoo! Where did y'all get her?
529
00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:57,408
Oh! One in a million.
530
00:48:32,814 --> 00:48:36,181
I was hopin' you'd come back
to say good night.
531
00:48:49,831 --> 00:48:51,992
Halt!
532
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:56,999
I am Jobert of Normandy,
with a message from the Duke DuBois.
533
00:49:12,954 --> 00:49:15,354
Sky Walker.
Hm?
534
00:49:15,423 --> 00:49:17,084
Oh!
535
00:49:19,294 --> 00:49:21,353
Regina?
Regina?!
536
00:49:21,463 --> 00:49:25,331
What are you doin' here?
You dare to deflower the king's daughter?
537
00:49:25,433 --> 00:49:28,834
Somebody got to that flower
long before I did.
538
00:49:29,070 --> 00:49:30,799
You need to know...
539
00:49:30,872 --> 00:49:34,000
Your daughter's a freak.
Ohh!
540
00:49:35,744 --> 00:49:40,738
The girl has been soiled.
The duke will no longer be interested in...
541
00:49:42,450 --> 00:49:47,752
The duke will no longer be interested in
your daughter's hand in marriage. Good day.
542
00:49:47,856 --> 00:49:50,416
You have not only tarnished my daughter,
543
00:49:50,492 --> 00:49:53,052
But any chance of an alliance with Normandy!
544
00:49:53,128 --> 00:49:57,428
He'll pay for this.
Well, what if I was to say,
545
00:49:57,499 --> 00:49:59,660
In all seriousness,
546
00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:02,760
That I'm really, really sorry?
547
00:50:06,675 --> 00:50:08,734
Oh, we misjudged you, Sky Walker.
548
00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:12,779
When you foiled our assassination attempt
and doomed us to execution...
549
00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:15,179
We were a little peeved.
To say the least.
550
00:50:15,283 --> 00:50:17,911
But now, seeing your plan unfold...
551
00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:21,649
Genius.
My plan?
552
00:50:23,091 --> 00:50:26,356
Oh. Well, yeah. Well...
553
00:50:27,262 --> 00:50:28,889
Uh...
554
00:50:28,963 --> 00:50:31,761
Well, I don't like to be obvious, you know?
555
00:50:31,866 --> 00:50:35,461
My plan, it just creeps up on ya.
556
00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:38,370
Yes. Had the king united with Normandy,
557
00:50:38,473 --> 00:50:40,907
Our rebels could never have defeated them.
558
00:50:40,975 --> 00:50:44,877
Because you deflowered the princess,
Leo cannot form his alliance.
559
00:50:44,946 --> 00:50:47,346
Your action has given us hope.
560
00:50:47,415 --> 00:50:50,748
With luck, we can restore
our queen in hiding to the throne.
561
00:50:50,819 --> 00:50:54,346
Sounds like that's a good plan.
It's a perfect plan.
562
00:50:54,422 --> 00:50:57,550
Our deaths will not be in vain.
Well, good, good.
563
00:50:58,026 --> 00:51:01,291
Death?! Ain't nobody dyin' here!
564
00:51:01,730 --> 00:51:04,824
Ah, that white girl came on to me!
565
00:51:04,899 --> 00:51:07,732
We're all going to be put to death tomorrow.
566
00:51:07,836 --> 00:51:11,328
You can bloody well bet those
bastards are sharpening the ax.
567
00:51:11,439 --> 00:51:13,669
At least, I hope they're sharpening it.
568
00:51:13,742 --> 00:51:18,179
I saw it done with a blunt ax once.
Took all day.
569
00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:21,542
Just hacking... and hacking
570
00:51:22,183 --> 00:51:24,743
And hacking... and hacking...
571
00:51:24,853 --> 00:51:26,878
We get it, man!
572
00:51:28,123 --> 00:51:30,489
If only the Black Knight were here.
Who?
573
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:34,455
You never heard of the Black Knight?
You ever heard of Shaq?
574
00:51:36,598 --> 00:51:39,123
We're even.
575
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,600
The legend of the Black Knight...
Legend?
576
00:51:41,703 --> 00:51:44,399
The Black Knight was a great warrior.
577
00:51:44,506 --> 00:51:47,532
Kings tried to buy his might,
578
00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:51,067
But he swore allegiance only to justice.
579
00:51:51,179 --> 00:51:55,343
It is said he was once
swallowed whole by a fierce dragon.
580
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:59,147
Swallowed whole.
But lo, with a sword of gold,
581
00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:01,950
Did he cut his way from the belly of the beast.
582
00:52:02,056 --> 00:52:06,550
And when he emerged, he himself
could breathe the fire of the dragon.
583
00:52:12,901 --> 00:52:16,895
See, this is why you shouldn't
drink your own urine.
584
00:52:20,265 --> 00:52:21,459
Shit!
585
00:52:23,769 --> 00:52:26,101
Let the execution commence!
586
00:52:27,873 --> 00:52:30,103
Maybe we need a-A...
587
00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:33,700
Should wait for a bigger crowd, OK?
I'm only gonna do this once!
588
00:52:33,812 --> 00:52:35,973
Go forth!
OK. Uh...
589
00:52:36,047 --> 00:52:40,245
They want us to line up
in order of color, light to dark!
590
00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:44,787
You a priest! I pay my tithe. I go to church.
591
00:52:44,856 --> 00:52:48,019
I give up the moola! Ohh!
592
00:52:48,093 --> 00:52:51,324
Wait! Primitives! They're backwards! Um...
593
00:52:51,630 --> 00:52:54,292
Your Kingliness, um, one last word?
594
00:52:57,936 --> 00:52:59,995
Uh...
595
00:53:00,071 --> 00:53:02,062
Well, uh...
596
00:53:03,842 --> 00:53:05,070
Behold!
597
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,472
I am a great sorcerer!
598
00:53:14,786 --> 00:53:17,346
Ooh!
599
00:53:17,422 --> 00:53:19,652
Uh, uh...
600
00:53:19,758 --> 00:53:21,658
Do not anger me!
601
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,786
For with these hands,
602
00:53:24,896 --> 00:53:28,161
I make... fire!
603
00:53:30,502 --> 00:53:33,494
Wait. Uh... fire!
604
00:53:36,174 --> 00:53:38,438
We have fire.
605
00:53:39,311 --> 00:53:40,039
Oh.
606
00:53:40,111 --> 00:53:42,841
Execute him! Now!
607
00:53:44,516 --> 00:53:46,507
No, no!
608
00:53:50,856 --> 00:53:53,051
No!
609
00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:09,729
The sorcerer has cast
a spell of death upon him!
610
00:54:09,841 --> 00:54:11,934
Who?
611
00:54:13,211 --> 00:54:15,441
Yeah! That's right!
612
00:54:15,514 --> 00:54:18,449
I cast a spell of death on him!
613
00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:21,950
But I can bring him back
cos I'm a great sorcerer.
614
00:54:23,922 --> 00:54:26,550
Boogedy-Boogedy-Boogedy!
Agh! Not me!
615
00:54:41,439 --> 00:54:43,669
Behold!
616
00:54:43,775 --> 00:54:46,539
I have somethin' to tell you.
617
00:54:46,611 --> 00:54:51,480
I can make the sun fall from the sky
618
00:54:52,050 --> 00:54:55,417
And burn you medieval motherf...
619
00:54:56,454 --> 00:54:58,217
Fire!
620
00:54:58,290 --> 00:55:00,815
The sun is falling! He'll kill us all!
621
00:55:00,892 --> 00:55:03,622
Fear him not! He is no sorcerer!
622
00:55:03,728 --> 00:55:07,095
He is a charlatan and a jester! Seize him!
623
00:55:07,399 --> 00:55:10,129
This way! Down!
624
00:55:16,741 --> 00:55:18,504
Aagh!
625
00:55:25,350 --> 00:55:27,409
Get in!
626
00:55:31,356 --> 00:55:32,914
Get him!
627
00:55:37,228 --> 00:55:39,355
Come on!
Go!
628
00:55:39,431 --> 00:55:41,194
Yah!
629
00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:52,566
Close the portcullis!
630
00:56:05,624 --> 00:56:10,548
Open it! Open the portcullis!
It's stuck, sire! It won't open!
631
00:56:18,757 --> 00:56:20,987
Sky Walker!
Knolte!
632
00:56:25,797 --> 00:56:27,731
Up we go.
633
00:56:29,567 --> 00:56:31,660
Fifth time's the charm.
634
00:56:43,281 --> 00:56:47,183
You find them... you kill them.
635
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:04,225
You done this shit before,
haven't you, Knolte?
636
00:57:04,302 --> 00:57:07,738
You saved my life. I simply repaid the debt.
637
00:57:07,839 --> 00:57:11,036
Payin' debt? You were
kickin' ass back there, man.
638
00:57:11,109 --> 00:57:15,239
How'd you get in on this?
Your fair Victoria told me of your plight.
639
00:57:15,313 --> 00:57:20,273
Victoria did this for me?
Well, you and the rebellion.
640
00:57:20,352 --> 00:57:24,083
But, uh... a lot of it was for you.
641
00:57:25,490 --> 00:57:27,151
Yeah, that's all right.
642
00:57:45,076 --> 00:57:47,135
Agh!
643
00:57:51,116 --> 00:57:53,277
I wish you well.
644
00:57:53,351 --> 00:57:57,185
Look, I owe you one.
I got your back, all right?
645
00:57:57,288 --> 00:58:01,281
But if you fall into trouble again,
he will not be there. Will you, Sir Knolte?
646
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:04,687
Sir Knolte?
I paid my debt and now I must leave.
647
00:58:04,763 --> 00:58:07,926
Knolte was once
one of the greatest knights in England,
648
00:58:08,033 --> 00:58:11,264
Until he fell for Percival's trick
and the queen lost her throne.
649
00:58:11,336 --> 00:58:13,827
That was a long time ago.
650
00:58:13,905 --> 00:58:17,170
I've laid down my sword
and I will not fight again.
651
00:58:17,275 --> 00:58:19,334
Wait. Knolte!
652
00:58:20,078 --> 00:58:21,943
Uh, uh...
653
00:58:22,047 --> 00:58:25,073
But... check this out. Knolte!
654
00:58:25,150 --> 00:58:27,243
Sir Knolte!
655
00:58:37,962 --> 00:58:43,127
I still say we should move camp. It's just luck
Percival's patrols have yet to discover us.
656
00:58:43,201 --> 00:58:48,264
An interesting suggestion. Now here's
another suggestion: serve more gruel.
657
00:58:49,908 --> 00:58:54,470
You know, y'all dead wrong.
You dead wrong. This is a lady here.
658
00:58:55,013 --> 00:58:58,005
Uh, Vicky? I wanna thank you
659
00:58:58,116 --> 00:59:02,610
For helping Sir Knolte save my life.
Actually, the plan was mine.
660
00:59:02,687 --> 00:59:04,746
No shit?
I shit you not.
661
00:59:05,090 --> 00:59:07,888
I had to tell everyone
I'd heard it from a great warrior,
662
00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:10,928
Otherwise no one would have
listened to me, a woman.
663
00:59:11,029 --> 00:59:17,229
So you like me a little more than you...
Did you have a nice time with the princess?
664
00:59:17,302 --> 00:59:20,465
Wait! Look, the only reason
I slept with the princess,
665
00:59:20,538 --> 00:59:24,736
Cos I thought she was you. That's true.
That's the real true bill. True bill. OK?
666
00:59:24,843 --> 00:59:27,277
It was dark, and I had no night-Light.
667
00:59:27,345 --> 00:59:31,645
I'm tellin' you...
Whatever you think I want to hear.
668
00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:35,313
I think all our words have been said.
Hey, Vicky...
669
00:59:35,386 --> 00:59:38,321
I can help you get outta here, way outta here.
670
00:59:38,923 --> 00:59:43,860
Take you to a place where a smart woman
like you can do more than just ladle gruel.
671
00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:48,592
Look, if you show me how to get to the lake,
tomorrow you'll be at Fox Hills Mall
672
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:52,796
Gettin' your legs waxed.
Huh? Drinkin' mai tais, chillin'.
673
00:59:52,904 --> 00:59:58,206
So what's it gonna be?
Gruel, leprosy, mean-Ass king?
674
00:59:59,077 --> 01:00:02,513
Mai tais, chillin', bikini, thong?
675
01:00:03,581 --> 01:00:07,574
I realize that our backward rebel society
is far from perfect,
676
01:00:07,685 --> 01:00:10,176
But it's a step in the right direction.
677
01:00:10,288 --> 01:00:12,483
Now is the eve of our great offensive.
678
01:00:12,557 --> 01:00:17,221
I can live with losing the good fight,
but I cannot live with not fighting it.
679
01:00:22,367 --> 01:00:24,961
The lake you seek is that way.
680
01:00:26,404 --> 01:00:28,269
Safe journey.
681
01:00:46,624 --> 01:00:48,819
Hey, old sot!
682
01:00:50,962 --> 01:00:53,055
I have no quarrel with you, sir.
683
01:00:53,831 --> 01:00:55,958
Finally, the lake.
684
01:00:57,035 --> 01:01:01,199
Better not come out on the other end
fightin' dinosaurs.
685
01:01:14,519 --> 01:01:16,578
All right, think, think, think.
686
01:01:23,061 --> 01:01:27,191
It's not my fight.
Yeah, that's it. It's not my battle.
687
01:01:27,265 --> 01:01:30,826
That's right, it's...
it is not my battle at all. Yeah.
688
01:01:30,935 --> 01:01:34,462
So, uh... Iet's do this.
689
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,333
Home sweet home.
690
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:44,344
Perhaps I'll stand you to a drink.
691
01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:47,150
Oh!
692
01:01:47,952 --> 01:01:49,681
Thank you.
693
01:01:50,688 --> 01:01:52,781
Bless you.
694
01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:19,911
Man, I think it's time to admit
you have a drinking problem.
695
01:02:21,552 --> 01:02:25,249
I want my grog back. Pick it up.
696
01:02:26,658 --> 01:02:31,027
You don't wanna be messin' with me
cos I'm liable to stuff a mud hole in your ass.
697
01:02:31,129 --> 01:02:33,359
You know?
698
01:02:33,931 --> 01:02:36,195
It's an insult, dumb-Ass.
699
01:02:40,805 --> 01:02:43,330
I have killed six men with these.
700
01:02:46,611 --> 01:02:49,944
What do you move for?
It's called boxing.
701
01:03:03,528 --> 01:03:05,792
That's called a Rope-A-Dope.
702
01:03:20,578 --> 01:03:24,014
Look at the footwork! Look at the footwork!
703
01:03:26,117 --> 01:03:27,550
You know it
704
01:03:27,618 --> 01:03:32,146
Now let me introduce you to my little friend.
705
01:03:42,433 --> 01:03:46,335
Knolte! Come on, man.
I know you got my back.
706
01:03:46,404 --> 01:03:48,804
Knolte is not a fighter.
707
01:03:48,873 --> 01:03:52,036
He is not even a man!
All right, wait.
708
01:04:07,492 --> 01:04:09,551
Aaagh!
709
01:04:19,504 --> 01:04:22,803
Get your ass outta here. That's right.
710
01:04:23,141 --> 01:04:26,941
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Perhaps there's life in the old dog yet.
711
01:04:27,011 --> 01:04:31,380
Oh, man! High five.
This is a high five moment.
712
01:04:31,449 --> 01:04:35,146
Yeah, put your arm up. Right here, like that.
713
01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:37,915
Well, we'll work on that.
714
01:04:38,990 --> 01:04:43,586
Hey, you bad man.
You put his face in the shit!
715
01:04:46,130 --> 01:04:48,223
Yes, I did.
716
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,859
Oh, man.
717
01:04:51,636 --> 01:04:56,039
Hey, Knolte, we was a great team
back there, right? Like Shaq and Kobe.
718
01:04:56,140 --> 01:04:58,199
Shaq and Kobe?
719
01:04:59,010 --> 01:05:03,674
Well, I'll explain it to you when we
get back to the camp. I loved it, man.
720
01:05:03,781 --> 01:05:06,341
This... "Rope-A-Dope."
721
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:09,909
Could you teach me its mysterious ways?
722
01:05:12,824 --> 01:05:16,089
You just let your man tire himself out, right?
723
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,926
He just get the punchin' on you.
Then you like that, while he like this...
724
01:05:19,997 --> 01:05:23,330
Then he tired, and you ready to really...
725
01:05:32,944 --> 01:05:36,107
What happened?
Percival's patrols. They found us.
726
01:05:36,180 --> 01:05:39,741
The only men standing are
those of us who were away from camp.
727
01:05:39,817 --> 01:05:43,378
Damn! Victoria told us this would happen.
728
01:05:44,121 --> 01:05:46,646
Victoria!
They took her.
729
01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:49,521
Now she's lost, like our cause.
730
01:05:49,594 --> 01:05:52,586
Just another bauble in the king's crown.
731
01:05:55,166 --> 01:06:00,399
Look here, we just gotta rescue her. You
know what I'm saying? Take out the king.
732
01:06:00,471 --> 01:06:01,938
Uh, uh...
733
01:06:02,006 --> 01:06:04,099
Who here will fight?
734
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:10,570
Who's ready to rumble?
735
01:06:12,717 --> 01:06:14,776
Nobody?!
736
01:06:17,822 --> 01:06:19,551
I will.
737
01:06:24,695 --> 01:06:27,129
That's what I'm talkin' about, Knolte.
738
01:06:27,198 --> 01:06:31,191
But we are greatly depleted,
both in number and in spirit.
739
01:06:31,302 --> 01:06:33,793
Nothing could inspire them
to ever fight again.
740
01:06:33,905 --> 01:06:37,705
These men might
fight for their queen.
741
01:06:40,311 --> 01:06:42,404
The queen.
742
01:06:56,127 --> 01:06:59,324
What's happenin' now? How you doin'?
743
01:07:00,932 --> 01:07:02,923
He's French.
744
01:07:03,534 --> 01:07:05,593
Sir Knolte.
745
01:07:06,571 --> 01:07:08,766
I am pleased to see you.
746
01:07:08,873 --> 01:07:11,671
For all this time, I thought you were dead.
747
01:07:11,742 --> 01:07:14,677
Well, l... was.
748
01:07:14,745 --> 01:07:16,940
Your Majesty, I was.
749
01:07:17,782 --> 01:07:20,751
I beg your forgiveness.
I should not have left you alone.
750
01:07:20,818 --> 01:07:24,310
If you had not, you surely would
have been killed with the others.
751
01:07:24,388 --> 01:07:27,118
I'm therefore grateful that you did.
752
01:07:27,224 --> 01:07:33,493
But now that you've returned from the dead,
it is time to return me to my throne.
753
01:07:33,564 --> 01:07:36,032
Will the men fight again on my behalf?
754
01:07:36,133 --> 01:07:39,364
Oh! I can answer that. Ain't nothin' happenin'.
755
01:07:40,237 --> 01:07:43,729
You know? They draggin' ass.
I asked them that same thing.
756
01:07:43,841 --> 01:07:47,641
They go and act like they ain't hear me,
didn't they, Knolte?
757
01:07:47,778 --> 01:07:54,206
This is my friend Sky Walker, a man
of unconventional wisdom and courage.
758
01:07:55,219 --> 01:07:57,346
What do you think, Sky Walker?
759
01:07:57,421 --> 01:08:01,858
I think they're gonna need a pep talk. You
know what I'm sayin', Your Highnessness?
760
01:08:01,926 --> 01:08:04,986
They gonna be needin' a major pep talk.
Gotta get up in here.
761
01:08:05,096 --> 01:08:08,930
My queen could inspire the stars
to fall from the heavens.
762
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:15,769
Gather the men, that I might give some words
to stir the soul and burn the blood.
763
01:08:26,951 --> 01:08:32,981
England!
764
01:08:33,891 --> 01:08:38,419
Sceptered isle of lute and chattel,
765
01:08:39,196 --> 01:08:42,688
Void your rheum upon my bosom!
766
01:08:43,734 --> 01:08:48,330
Oh, England!
767
01:08:48,639 --> 01:08:53,372
I've heard enough.
Oh, England!
768
01:08:54,211 --> 01:08:56,975
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
769
01:08:57,114 --> 01:09:01,141
Why don't you let me give it a try?
See if I can give 'em the ol' Al Sharpton.
770
01:09:05,690 --> 01:09:08,124
Well, uh...
771
01:09:08,993 --> 01:09:12,656
There once was a great king!
772
01:09:14,699 --> 01:09:16,963
Rodney King,
773
01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:20,094
Who said "Ow, ow, ow!"
774
01:09:20,171 --> 01:09:22,969
"Officer Allen, ow!"
775
01:09:23,074 --> 01:09:26,339
"Get 'em off... Ow! Bzz! Agh!"
776
01:09:27,178 --> 01:09:31,979
And who also said
"Can't we all just get along?"
777
01:09:32,349 --> 01:09:34,544
We need a knight, not a jester.
778
01:09:34,618 --> 01:09:38,349
I'm gonna go and start diggin' our graves.
779
01:09:39,223 --> 01:09:43,387
Well, I say sometimes we can't just get along!
780
01:09:43,494 --> 01:09:46,156
Sometimes we gotta take up arms!
781
01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:52,199
Look.
782
01:09:53,003 --> 01:09:55,096
Hear what I'm sayin'.
783
01:09:56,207 --> 01:09:58,300
Your lives are shitty.
784
01:09:59,443 --> 01:10:02,435
I know because I've been there.
785
01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:05,606
I know the feeling of
waitin' for your ship to come in
786
01:10:05,716 --> 01:10:09,152
And you're standing
in the middle of the desert.
787
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:12,383
Oh, England, you lost your kingdom.
788
01:10:13,023 --> 01:10:16,550
You live in huts. You look like hell.
789
01:10:17,795 --> 01:10:20,320
Well, you do! Check your feet out.
790
01:10:20,397 --> 01:10:23,127
Look at your feet. Mm-Hm, see?
791
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,159
Restore this lovely queen to her throne.
792
01:10:27,571 --> 01:10:33,441
Cos when you can do that, she promises
that there will be a horse in every stable,
793
01:10:33,544 --> 01:10:36,741
A chicken in every pot.
That's right. Mm!
794
01:10:37,982 --> 01:10:40,280
Can I get an "amen"?
795
01:10:41,952 --> 01:10:45,285
I said, can I get an "amen"?!
796
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:47,221
Amen.
797
01:10:47,291 --> 01:10:50,021
Can I get an "amen"?!
798
01:10:50,094 --> 01:10:53,063
Amen! Amen!
799
01:10:53,297 --> 01:10:55,390
King Leo.
800
01:10:56,667 --> 01:10:58,862
He thinks he's King Arthur.
801
01:10:58,969 --> 01:11:01,369
Well, I know King Arthur.
802
01:11:01,438 --> 01:11:06,432
And you, King Leo, are no King Arthur!
803
01:11:06,544 --> 01:11:09,104
No King Arthur, indeed!
804
01:11:09,713 --> 01:11:13,945
No King Arthur! No King Arthur!
805
01:11:15,386 --> 01:11:20,756
Ask not what your fiefdom could do for you,
806
01:11:20,825 --> 01:11:24,056
But what you could do for your fiefdom!
807
01:11:34,633 --> 01:11:37,830
Now, Sir Knolte, bring me back my crown.
808
01:11:37,936 --> 01:11:39,961
Your Majesty, it will be an honor.
809
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:43,207
King Leo got a great big castle..
810
01:11:43,275 --> 01:11:45,539
King Leo got a great big castle...
811
01:11:45,611 --> 01:11:47,579
And we're gonna shove it
right up his asshole...
812
01:11:47,646 --> 01:11:50,012
We're gonna shove it right up his asshole...
813
01:11:50,082 --> 01:11:52,209
Sound off
One, two...
814
01:11:52,284 --> 01:11:55,344
Bring it on down.
Huh, huh, huh-Huh
815
01:12:01,827 --> 01:12:04,489
Yeah, that's tight! Right to the chest.
816
01:12:05,163 --> 01:12:07,222
I'm lovin' it!
Tight.
817
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:10,995
That's tight.
818
01:12:12,304 --> 01:12:13,965
Yeah, yeah! Get it! Get it!
819
01:12:17,976 --> 01:12:20,410
Try not to mount his ass next time.
820
01:12:24,049 --> 01:12:25,175
Ooh! Oh!
821
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:27,047
One, two, three. Yes!
822
01:12:30,222 --> 01:12:31,189
Set!
823
01:12:31,256 --> 01:12:33,850
Eight! Shift! 27 blue!
824
01:12:37,996 --> 01:12:41,523
Oh! Lovin' it, yeah! See what I'm sayin'?
825
01:12:42,534 --> 01:12:45,025
Splendid.
Yeah, that's tight.
826
01:13:00,485 --> 01:13:03,079
Here you go, man.
What are these?
827
01:13:03,155 --> 01:13:07,353
Some new jumps, for when
you lead your troops tomorrow.
828
01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:12,386
Thought it might be easier for you to get
around if your feet didn't weigh 500 pounds.
829
01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:15,926
I thank you.
It's all good.
830
01:13:16,802 --> 01:13:19,032
I, too, have something for you. John!
831
01:13:20,305 --> 01:13:23,900
What's this?
A knight must be properly attired.
832
01:13:24,309 --> 01:13:26,300
You and I both know I'm no knight.
833
01:13:26,378 --> 01:13:31,213
You're as much a knight as any man I know,
should you so choose.
834
01:13:33,919 --> 01:13:35,978
Sleep well.
835
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:49,349
The portcullis is open, unguarded!
836
01:14:55,634 --> 01:14:59,126
Where is Percival?
Where are the guards?
837
01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:17,613
Knolte!
838
01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,766
Be brave, lads!
839
01:15:36,942 --> 01:15:39,240
Hold the line!
840
01:16:02,968 --> 01:16:04,458
Slaughter them!
841
01:16:58,156 --> 01:17:00,989
It's the Black Knight! The Black Knight!
842
01:17:01,860 --> 01:17:03,521
He lives!
843
01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:11,099
It's the Black Knight!
844
01:17:33,992 --> 01:17:36,085
The Black Knight!
I can't believe it!
845
01:17:36,161 --> 01:17:38,026
It's him! He lives!
846
01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,701
It's the Moor!
847
01:17:50,775 --> 01:17:53,005
Yah!
848
01:18:20,972 --> 01:18:22,405
Blue 27!
849
01:18:22,507 --> 01:18:24,475
Set! Hut, hut, hut!
850
01:18:27,312 --> 01:18:29,872
Yeah, yeah!
Whoo!
851
01:18:36,988 --> 01:18:39,354
Aagh!
852
01:19:08,586 --> 01:19:11,180
I'll take him.
Good idea.
853
01:19:19,531 --> 01:19:20,589
Is that all you got?
854
01:19:23,068 --> 01:19:25,536
I pray you, is that all you possess?
855
01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:26,898
Huh?
856
01:19:32,177 --> 01:19:33,576
Phillip!
857
01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:40,808
The kingdom is falling!
Be not afeard. I have everything in hand.
858
01:19:40,919 --> 01:19:44,616
Are you mad? You must help me flee.
You must get me to safety.
859
01:19:44,723 --> 01:19:46,816
Shut up!
860
01:19:46,925 --> 01:19:48,722
Aaah!
861
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:00,937
Ha-Ha-Ha! Boo-Yeah!
862
01:20:03,608 --> 01:20:05,007
Watch your step!
863
01:20:08,213 --> 01:20:10,613
Ha-Ha-Ha! Good, eh?
864
01:20:14,386 --> 01:20:16,946
And that, my friend, is the Rope-A-Dope.
865
01:20:23,328 --> 01:20:28,459
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Hey, Knolte, you the man! Yeah!
866
01:20:38,276 --> 01:20:40,176
Knolte!
867
01:20:44,015 --> 01:20:46,279
Knolte!
868
01:20:46,818 --> 01:20:48,979
You're a brave knight.
869
01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:51,385
It's been an honor fighting beside you.
870
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:54,354
Take this.
871
01:20:55,427 --> 01:20:57,418
You know what to do.
872
01:21:11,810 --> 01:21:14,142
The Black Knight.
873
01:21:14,212 --> 01:21:17,375
Drop the sword, or I kill the girl.
874
01:21:17,449 --> 01:21:20,418
Let her go.
Do it!
875
01:21:22,620 --> 01:21:24,781
Don't do it, Jamal!
876
01:21:32,230 --> 01:21:33,822
So...
877
01:21:35,633 --> 01:21:38,124
Now the Moor's a swordsman.
878
01:22:06,764 --> 01:22:09,790
Now you shall die at my hands, as Knolte did.
879
01:22:29,787 --> 01:22:30,981
Ohh!
880
01:22:33,124 --> 01:22:35,058
Let me ask you somethin'.
881
01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,389
You like baseball?
882
01:22:40,565 --> 01:22:42,430
Or maybe you like basketball?
883
01:22:48,373 --> 01:22:50,204
Maybe golf?
884
01:22:55,647 --> 01:22:58,582
You can thank Tiger for that.
885
01:23:02,887 --> 01:23:05,151
You OK?
I'm sure I'll be fine.
886
01:23:05,990 --> 01:23:09,118
How's your neck?
You were very brave.
887
01:23:17,569 --> 01:23:19,628
Let me help you up.
888
01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:23,339
Jamal!
889
01:24:03,348 --> 01:24:05,316
Knolte!
890
01:24:12,890 --> 01:24:15,984
Long live the queen!
891
01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:20,792
Yes! Yes!
892
01:24:22,967 --> 01:24:26,733
Yes! Knolte!
893
01:24:31,142 --> 01:24:34,134
We'll have an amazing
life together. You'll love LA.
894
01:24:34,212 --> 01:24:37,306
But I was thinking...
I'm not goin' back without you.
895
01:24:37,382 --> 01:24:39,816
You know, I'd go to
the end of the earth for you.
896
01:24:39,917 --> 01:24:42,351
That's only six miles from here.
897
01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:44,445
You've got a lot to learn.
898
01:24:44,555 --> 01:24:47,456
Teach me.
You want me to teach you?
899
01:24:58,936 --> 01:25:01,996
'Tis a strange way to...
It's French.
900
01:25:02,106 --> 01:25:04,165
Oh!
901
01:25:07,558 --> 01:25:10,527
Sky Walker, are you both
still determined to leave us?
902
01:25:10,628 --> 01:25:13,256
We hate to lose such a brave warrior.
903
01:25:14,899 --> 01:25:17,493
Nothin' personal, uh, Miss Queen.
904
01:25:19,036 --> 01:25:21,504
But, uh, Knolte's right.
905
01:25:21,572 --> 01:25:23,870
I got my own battles to fight, you know?
906
01:25:29,446 --> 01:25:32,347
That's my bun. You hooked me up with her.
907
01:25:34,585 --> 01:25:40,251
She knew I was down with somebody cool,
so she started likin' me.
908
01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:02,875
In acknowledgment for
your service to the Crown,
909
01:26:02,947 --> 01:26:08,146
I dub thee Sir Sky Walker, the Black Knight.
910
01:26:15,626 --> 01:26:17,617
Clear.
911
01:26:24,168 --> 01:26:25,931
Clear!
912
01:26:27,171 --> 01:26:30,140
What...?
His vital signs appear normal.
913
01:26:31,275 --> 01:26:33,766
Jamal! Jamal!
914
01:26:33,878 --> 01:26:35,743
Yo, you OK, man?
915
01:26:35,846 --> 01:26:41,079
You scared the hell outta me! You was
under that water for, like, ten minutes!
916
01:26:41,385 --> 01:26:45,321
Hey. Yo, where's Victoria? Vicky?
917
01:26:45,890 --> 01:26:48,586
Who?
Stop playin', man!
918
01:26:48,692 --> 01:26:51,183
Vicky. Victoria, my bun!
919
01:26:52,196 --> 01:26:55,131
Jamal, what you talkin' about, man?
920
01:26:56,367 --> 01:26:58,460
What...? Vicky?
921
01:27:18,956 --> 01:27:22,722
Dude, you know, a workplace
accident like this, we can sue.
922
01:27:24,161 --> 01:27:27,096
There ain't no honor in that, man.
923
01:27:29,433 --> 01:27:31,526
Don't think I don't know what you doin'.
924
01:27:31,635 --> 01:27:35,867
You fake you some accident, get you
a lawyer and walk away with my money.
925
01:27:35,940 --> 01:27:40,240
Well, it won't work! And I already
went ahead and took your advice.
926
01:27:40,311 --> 01:27:42,279
What advice?
I quit.
927
01:27:42,346 --> 01:27:45,747
Oh, Mrs Bostick, you can't quit.
928
01:27:45,849 --> 01:27:50,047
OK? We can work it out.
We just gotta fight, that's all.
929
01:27:50,688 --> 01:27:52,713
You on the pipe?
930
01:27:52,790 --> 01:27:54,883
Mrs Bostick, look, um...
931
01:27:56,694 --> 01:28:02,496
I know things can get a little scary,
but courage isn't the absence of fear.
932
01:28:03,534 --> 01:28:08,130
It is the presence of fear, yet the will to go on.
933
01:28:12,109 --> 01:28:14,703
Good, good! I'm lovin' it!
934
01:28:14,812 --> 01:28:17,645
How's the babies? Everybody's good? Good.
935
01:28:17,715 --> 01:28:19,808
Oh, this is lovely.
936
01:28:20,351 --> 01:28:22,683
How you doin', my queen?
937
01:28:22,753 --> 01:28:25,119
I always knew you had it in you, Jamal.
938
01:28:25,222 --> 01:28:27,281
Well, I'm just glad you like it.
939
01:28:27,424 --> 01:28:29,483
I love it.
Good, good.
940
01:28:33,564 --> 01:28:36,897
No, no, you can't be scared of it. Try it again.
941
01:28:41,305 --> 01:28:44,240
Oh, lovin' it!
Way to go, Bobby!
942
01:28:49,513 --> 01:28:53,916
Thanks. I think that's
the first time he actually hit the ball.
943
01:28:58,355 --> 01:29:00,687
You look familiar.
944
01:29:01,592 --> 01:29:04,083
So do you. Uh...
945
01:29:06,196 --> 01:29:10,530
Name's Jamal.
Nicole. My friends call me Nicky.
946
01:29:11,335 --> 01:29:15,203
I work in admissions up at the college.
Is that where we met?
947
01:29:15,873 --> 01:29:18,706
Maybe. I registered for some night classes.
948
01:29:21,478 --> 01:29:23,537
Can I ask you where you got that scar?
949
01:29:23,647 --> 01:29:26,275
This? Oh, it's from a long, long time ago.
950
01:29:26,350 --> 01:29:31,811
Well, maybe I could take you out to lunch.
You could tell me all about it.
951
01:29:31,889 --> 01:29:34,858
I'd like that... very much.
952
01:29:34,925 --> 01:29:37,485
All right. Good.
953
01:29:39,496 --> 01:29:42,226
Hey, Aunt Nicky?
I gotta go.
954
01:29:43,133 --> 01:29:46,261
Yeah, well, uh, it's nice meetin' you.
955
01:29:51,442 --> 01:29:53,706
I... I didn't get your number!
956
01:29:54,978 --> 01:29:57,071
Excuse me. Yeah.
957
01:30:19,736 --> 01:30:21,897
Release the lions!
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