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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,253 --> 00:00:04,922 - Hi, everybody. I'm Phil Lord. - And I'm Chris Miller. 2 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:06,883 This is "Alt Universe Mode." 3 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:10,178 When we were making the movie, we tried a lot of different scenes, 4 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:13,890 jokes, ideas, moments that didn't make it into the finished film. 5 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,641 But in another universe... 6 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,811 Who knows? We do. And now you do. 7 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:20,706 There's gonna be some stuff that's not finished. 8 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,482 And I promise you, from the very first frame, 9 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,776 this will be a different experience. 10 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,821 - Enjoy "Alt Universe Mode." - It's glorious. 11 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:34,994 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 12 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:53,596 [INHALES] Ah. 13 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,598 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 14 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:58,184 Don't worry, people. It's 100% beef. 15 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,144 - [BELL DINGS] - I'm lying. 16 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:03,064 Nothing's gonna get in the way of me eating this hot dog. 17 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,859 What am I, pulled pork? 18 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,488 What... What? 19 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,365 I've been pig-napped. 20 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:16,869 So glad you could make it to my pig roast, Spider-Ham. 21 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:19,622 Prepare to be honey "glasered." 22 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,500 Do you have any last words? 23 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,918 Why, yes, I do. 24 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,087 - You won't get away with this! - Oh, yes, I will. 25 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,522 - Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will. 26 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,774 - Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will. 27 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:30,383 Oh, no, you won't. Oh, yes, I will. 28 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,818 - Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will. 29 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:32,986 - Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will. 30 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,887 - Oh, no, you won't. - Oh, yes, I will. 31 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:38,015 And if you'll excuse me, I've got a hot dog to eat. 32 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,018 [GROWLS] 33 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:47,525 No one tricks me, not I, the intellectual genius, Dr. Craw-daddy. 34 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:51,028 Weird name. I wonder if it could use a little work. 35 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:51,946 Oh, really? 36 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:56,284 I tango with guys like Annihil-ape, Goose Cannon, The Majestic Cara-boom, 37 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:59,745 Cyber Billy Goat, Rene-gator, Baked Clam-urai, Tortoise Bombshell, 38 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,498 Tele-canary, WM-bees, Nuclear Boar-head, guys like that. 39 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,835 You wanna run with the big hogs, you gotta nail that pun or you're done. 40 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,336 Now let's see here. 41 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:10,548 The Craw-ster, Scare-craw, Craw Maga, that's pretty good. 42 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,301 Uh, I think I like the first one better. 43 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,802 - I don't know. - I got it! 44 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:18,514 - How about Dr. Crawfish, Attorney-at-Craw? - Hmm. 45 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,640 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 46 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:21,434 It was just a first pass. 47 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,938 [SCREAMING] 48 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,231 [YELPS] 49 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,567 - Enough hogwash! - Now you're getting it. 50 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:45,750 Hold it! 51 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:48,919 Am I crazy, or is this the same room we were just in? 52 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:50,212 Yeah, we ran out of money, 53 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:53,090 so I just figured we'd have every room look the same. 54 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,300 Huh. 55 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:56,635 Hiyah! 56 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,970 Whoa! 57 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,847 [BATTLE CRY] 58 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,600 [WAILING] 59 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,518 [YELPING] 60 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:07,355 Well, you mess with the Ham, you get the hammer. 61 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,402 Now, that hot dog must be getting cold. 62 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,824 What is that? What is that! 63 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:21,452 I demand full-screen treatment. 64 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,536 Whoa! 65 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,580 [PANTING] 66 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,374 Hey, I'm standing here! 67 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:29,418 Didn't you tell your experiments that it's rude to point, Dr. Ding-Dong? 68 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,671 Whoa! Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 69 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:36,926 Hey, guys. Calibrate your screen every now and then. 70 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,427 Ow, ow, ow! 71 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:39,929 My outlines. My outlines. 72 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,515 My outlines! 73 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:44,517 Oh! 74 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,018 Okay. Nobody look. 75 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,437 That's better. 76 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:50,856 Boy, that was weird. 77 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,781 What? A portal to another movie's timeline? 78 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,576 I hope I haven't missed the first 62 minutes! 79 00:04:03,244 --> 00:04:07,373 All I wanted was a hot dog! 80 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:13,170 [PORKER] Oh, come on. 81 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,238 [♪♪♪] 82 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,172 PETER: All right, let's do this one last time. 83 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,341 My name is Peter Parker. 84 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,968 I was bitten by a radioactive spider. 85 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,764 And for 10 years, I've been the one... 86 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,432 and only... 87 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:49,683 Spider-Man. 88 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,352 I'm pretty sure you know the rest. 89 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,688 With great power comes great responsibility. 90 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:59,068 I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city. 91 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:04,490 And then I saved the city again. And again and again and again. 92 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:05,824 And I did, uh... 93 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:06,825 I did this. 94 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,160 ♪ Get on up ♪♪ 95 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,665 We don't really talk about this. 96 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,167 Look, I'm a comic book. I'm a cereal. 97 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:16,502 Did a Christmas album. 98 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:17,909 I have an excellent theme song. 99 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:20,172 ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪♪ 100 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,466 And a so-so popsicle. 101 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,176 I mean, I've looked worse. 102 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:26,595 But after everything... 103 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,015 - Ah! - I still love being Spider-Man. 104 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,433 I mean, who wouldn't? 105 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,769 So no matter how many hits I take... 106 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:39,024 I always find a way to come back. 107 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:43,279 Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion... 108 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:44,905 is me. 109 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,074 There's only one Spider-Man. 110 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,744 And you're lookin' at him. 111 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,913 [POST MALONE & SWAE LEE'S "SUNFLOWER" PLAYING] 112 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,126 MILES: ♪ Oh! Ooh, ohh, ohh ♪ 113 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:59,545 [CLEARS THROAT] 114 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,757 ♪ Needless to say, I keep uh, uh ♪ 115 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,260 ♪ She was all bad-bad, nevertheless ♪♪ 116 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,179 RIO: Miles! 117 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,016 Miles, papá, time for school! 118 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,435 JEFFERSON: Miles! 119 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:17,354 Miles! 120 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,440 - Miles! - Yeah! Yeah? 121 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,859 Are you finished packing for school? 122 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:23,152 Yeah. 123 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,822 Just ironing my last shirt. 124 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,699 [RIO SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 125 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:33,291 JEFFERSON: Come on! You a grown man now. Let's show these teachers that. 126 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:34,163 RIO [IN ENGLISH]: Miles! 127 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,290 Where's my laptop? 128 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,751 If you want me to drive you, we gotta go now. 129 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,044 No, Dad, I'll walk. 130 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,129 - Personal chauffeur going once. - It's okay. 131 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,380 [SPEAKS SPANISH] 132 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,674 - [IN ENGLISH] Miles! Gotta go. - In a minute! 133 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,509 - Gotta go. - In a minute! 134 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,429 - Mom, I gotta go. - In a minute. 135 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,306 [MILES GROANS] 136 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,767 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 137 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,180 [IN ENGLISH] See you Friday. 138 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,686 [MILES SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 139 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,440 Look who's back. Yo, what's going on, bro? 140 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,984 [IN ENGLISH] Hey, I'm just walking by. How you doin'? 141 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,278 [BOTH SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 142 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,655 Yo, Miles! You feel that earthquake last night? 143 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,533 [IN ENGLISH] What you talkin' about? I slept like a baby last night. 144 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,494 - How's that new school? - So easy. 145 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,830 - We miss you, Miles. - You miss me? I still live here! 146 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,582 Wait, you miss me? 147 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,835 [♪♪♪] 148 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,466 Contra! 149 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:28,758 [SIREN CHIRPS] 150 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:31,011 Oh, come on. 151 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:35,057 Seriously, Dad. Walking would've been fine. 152 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,494 You can walk plenty on Saturday when you peel those stickers off. 153 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,436 You saw that? I don't know if that was me. 154 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,855 And the two from yesterday on Clinton. 155 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,857 Yeah, those were me. 156 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,319 Oh. Look at that. Another new coffee shop. 157 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,154 - You see that? - Totally. Yeah. 158 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,073 - What's that one called? - Foam Party. 159 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,159 "Foam Party"? Ha, ha. Come on. 160 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,286 And everyone is just linin' up. You see that? 161 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,287 I see it. 162 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,374 - Is that a coffee shop or a disco? - Dad, you're old, man. 163 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,143 WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: There are multiple reports... 164 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,062 of another mysterious seismic event last night. 165 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,839 Sources close to Spider-Man say he's looking into the problem. 166 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:09,550 Spider-Man. I mean, this guy swings in once a day... 167 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,196 zip-zap-zop in his little mask and answers to no one. Right? 168 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,345 Yeah, Dad. Yeah. 169 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:14,930 Meanwhile, my guys are out there... 170 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,266 - lives on the line, no masks. - Uh-huh. 171 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:20,227 - We show our faces. - Speed up. I know these kids. 172 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,312 With great ability comes great accountability. 173 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,981 That's not even how the saying goes. 174 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:26,400 I do like his cereal, though. I'll give him that. 175 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,735 Oh, my gosh. Don't cops run red lights? 176 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,864 Oh, yeah, some do. But, uh, tsk, not your dad. 177 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:36,201 ♪ My memories keep begging For someone else ♪ 178 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:41,373 ♪ I know this feeling, yes I know it very well ♪♪ 179 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,543 Why can't I go back to Brooklyn Middle? 180 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,337 You've given it two weeks. We're not having this conversation. 181 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,090 - I just think that this new school is elitist. - "Elitist"? 182 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,260 And I would prefer to be at a normal school among the people. 183 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,179 "The people"? These are your people. 184 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,723 I'm only here 'cause I won that stupid lottery. 185 00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,392 No way. You passed the entry test just like everybody else. 186 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,187 You have an opportunity here. You wanna blow that? 187 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,539 You wanna end up like your uncle? 188 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,274 What's wrong with Uncle Aaron? He's a good guy. 189 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,276 We all make choices in life. 190 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,087 It doesn't feel like I have a choice right now. 191 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,321 You don't! 192 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,244 [♪♪♪] 193 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,246 [MILES SIGHS] 194 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,960 I love you, Miles. 195 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,922 Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday. 196 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:33,883 [SIREN CHIRPS] 197 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,566 [OVER PA] You gotta say "I love you" back. 198 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:36,636 Dad, are you serious? 199 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,264 - I wanna hear it. "I love you, Dad." - You wanna hear me say it? 200 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,242 - You're dropping me off at a school. - "I love you, Dad." 201 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,935 - Look at this place. - "Dad, I love you." 202 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,648 Dad, I love you. 203 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,982 That's a copy. 204 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,318 Tie your shoes, please. 205 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,781 BOY 1: "I love you, Dad." 206 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,493 Hey, good morning. How you doin'? 207 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,079 - Weekend was short, huh? BOY 2: "That's a copy." 208 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:06,166 Oh, my gosh! This is embarrassing. We wore the same jacket. 209 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,293 Hey. Your shoe's untied. 210 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,963 Yeah, I'm aware. It's a choice. 211 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,172 [♪♪♪] 212 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,551 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 213 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,428 Who can solve this for XY? 214 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,641 And that is known as a syllogism. 215 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,185 Read two chapters of Great Expectations. 216 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,646 A take-home quiz on volumetric pressure. 217 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,023 Five-page essay with your conclusions stressed. 218 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,651 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 219 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,363 WOMAN [ON SCREEN]: countless other possibilities. 220 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,995 There could be a universe where I am wearing red. 221 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,497 Or wearing leather pants. 222 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,917 Mr. Morales. Movin' in the dark. You're late again. 223 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,378 Einstein said time was relative, right? 224 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,674 Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are early. 225 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:58,760 [CHUCKLES] 226 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,555 Sorry. It was just so quiet. 227 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:06,059 Would you like to keep standing there, or do you wanna sit down? 228 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,647 Our universe is, in fact, one of many parallel universes... 229 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,567 happening at the exact same time. 230 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,920 Thanks to everyone here at the Fisk Family Foundation... 231 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,030 - I liked your joke. - Really? 232 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,283 I mean, it wasn't funny. That's why I laughed. 233 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,577 But it was smart, so I liked it. 234 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,872 - I don't think I've seen you before. MS. CALLEROS: Shh. 235 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,457 Every choice that we make... 236 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,877 would create countless other possibilities. 237 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:34,463 A what-if to infinity. 238 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,798 MILES: A zero? 239 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,552 A few more of those, you'd probably have to kick me outta here, huh? 240 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,930 Maybe I'm just not right for this school. 241 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,075 If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers... 242 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,809 on a true-or-false quiz at random... 243 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,686 do you know what score they would get? 244 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,563 - 50%? - That's right! 245 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:56,068 The only way to get all the answers wrong is to know which answers are right. 246 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,612 You're trying to quit. 247 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,239 And I'm not gonna let you. 248 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,368 I'm assigning you a personal essay. 249 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,620 Not about physics, but about you... 250 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,790 and what kind of person you want to be. 251 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,917 Dude, can I get some help on this? 252 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,544 [GANKE] When I'm not trying to sleep, yes. 253 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,547 - Fine. - You got this, man. 254 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,591 Okay. Thanks. 255 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,349 [SIREN WAILING] 256 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,934 [MAN ON TV] You are watching live 257 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,395 as Spider-Man appears to be battling another super 258 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,939 near Queens Presbyterian Church. 259 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,357 Meanwhile today, 260 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:40,195 the Bureau of Superhero Affairs addresses the growing regulatory controversy, 261 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,656 all on the heels of the news that Spider-Man... 262 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,990 [SCOFFS] Superhero. 263 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,260 Take a look at my boys in blue, they're your superheroes. 264 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,120 Good timing. Dinner's almost ready. 265 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,931 If I hear one more person mention superheroes, 266 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,456 I'm gonna have 'em arrested. 267 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,541 [INHALES] 268 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,961 - Oh! My chicken adobo. - Iron Man's favorite. 269 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,256 Oh! It's like that, huh? All right. Drop the spoon. You're coming with me. 270 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,175 Jeff, not in front of our special guest. 271 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,553 - Hey, pops. - Ah, Miles! 272 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,637 Oh! 273 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:09,015 So, to what do we owe this midweek pleasure? 274 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,561 So I have a bit of an announcement to make. 275 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:15,939 [CLEARS THROAT] 276 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,860 I've decided to leave Visions Academy and go back to Brooklyn Middle. 277 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,905 - Oh, you decided? - Mm-hmm. 278 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,699 Like a unilateral decision? 279 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:29,995 Yeah, if, uh, unilateral means what I'm picking up it means 280 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,080 from the context of what you're saying. 281 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:34,082 Well, I have to say I don't agree. 282 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,585 Jeff, what are your thoughts on Miles's decision? 283 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:40,422 Oh, I have a lot of thoughts, which is why I'm not saying any of them. 284 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,926 I hate it there. I miss my friends. And I'm never gonna succeed. 285 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:49,848 I made a difficult personal decision to give up trying. 286 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,808 I think I'm very brave. 287 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,146 Nobody quits in this house, love. 288 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,064 Well, there is a first for everything, right? 289 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,858 I'm like a pioneer. [CHUCKLES] 290 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,777 You wanna quit something? 291 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:05,906 Quit messing with that graffiti before I book you on a 1029-G myself. 292 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,241 - And you know I would. - Jeff, porfa. 293 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:12,746 Don't you have better things to do than to arrest your son for making public art? 294 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,229 - I mean, what are you, the fun police now? - Miles, mi hijo. 295 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,167 Heck, yes, I'm the fun police. 296 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,461 I'm the doggone commissioner of the fun police. 297 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,744 Well maybe I'll just save the fun for when I quit school 298 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,507 and I move in with Uncle Aaron. 299 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,515 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 300 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,600 De-escalated that one. 301 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,978 [NOTORIOUS B.I.G.'S "HYPNOTIZE" PLAYING] 302 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,023 ♪ Come on ♪ 303 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,860 ♪ Hah, sicker than your average Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪ 304 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,112 ♪ Don't think, stink, pink gators ♪ 305 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,950 ♪ My Detroit players Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn ♪ 306 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,577 ♪ Dead right, if the head right Biggie there e'rynight ♪ 307 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,222 ♪ Poppa been smooth Since days of Underoos ♪ 308 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,246 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 309 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,749 ♪ Never lose, never choose to Bruise crews who ♪ 310 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,292 ♪ Do something to us ♪♪ 311 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,087 Uncle Aaron! Hey! Were you scared? 312 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,089 [BLOWING] 313 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:05,757 [CHUCKLES] 314 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,966 [GRUNTING] 315 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,802 You want that? Huh? Ha! 316 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,347 - What's up with school? - Going great! Got tons of friends. 317 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:16,059 You can't tell me it's all that bad there. Smart girls is where it's at. 318 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,352 Place must be full of 'em. 319 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,229 [AARON CHUCKLES] 320 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,147 Heh, heh. No, there's no one. 321 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,067 Yo, I can't have no nephew of mine on the streets with no game. 322 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,402 Hey, I got game. 323 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:30,156 There's a new girl. Actually, you know, she's kinda into me. You know how it is. 324 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,741 What's her name? 325 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,078 You know, we layin' down the groundwork right now. 326 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,371 [AARON CHUCKLES] 327 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,248 You know about the shoulder touch? 328 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,458 'Course I do. Heh. 329 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,877 But, uh, tell me anyway. 330 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,672 Tomorrow, find that girl. You walk up to her and be like: 331 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,675 "Hey." 332 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,387 - Heh, heh. You serious, Uncle Aaron? - I'm tellin' you, man, it's science. 333 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,849 SO WALK UP TO HER AND BE LIKE: "Hey." 334 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,977 NO, NO, NO, NO. LIKE: "Hey." 335 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,186 - "Hey." - Heh, heh. 336 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,980 No. "Hey." 337 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,774 "Hey." Heh. 338 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,985 You sure you my nephew, man? 339 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,278 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 340 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,779 Is that her? 341 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,366 I should probably go. Still got a paper to do tonight. 342 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,661 Yo, you been holdin' out on me? You throw these up yet? 343 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,664 Naw, man. You know my dad. I can't. 344 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,917 Come on. I got a spot you ain't gon' believe. 345 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,669 Naw, I can't. I can't. Can't. 346 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,672 MILES: I'm gonna get in so much trouble. 347 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,717 AARON: Hey, man. Tell him your art teacher made you. 348 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,134 [MILES CHUCKLES] 349 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,473 MILES: How'd you know about this place? - Did an engineering job down here. 350 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,183 [♪♪♪] 351 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,477 ♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪♪ 352 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,276 [GRUNTING] 353 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,365 - What's up? - Ha, ha! 354 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,533 Yeah, man, I knew we were related. 355 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,244 MILES: Whoa! 356 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,747 Brooklyn! 357 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,415 [ECHOING] 358 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,544 AARON: There's a lot of history on these walls. 359 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,506 This is so fresh. 360 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,136 [♪♪♪] 361 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,346 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 362 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,224 And now you on your own, Miles. 363 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,311 Whoa, slow down a little. 364 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,521 That's better. 365 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,066 ♪ Who's the black sheep? What's the black sheep? ♪ 366 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,610 ♪ Don't know who I am Or when I'm coming so you sleep ♪ 367 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,571 See what you got now? Makin' mistakes is part of it. 368 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,031 ♪ And you can't beat that ♪ 369 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,246 The real Miles comin' outta hidin'. 370 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,456 ♪ You gotta hay? It's for the ho's ♪ 371 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,009 Now you can cut that line with another color. 372 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,771 ♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪ 373 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,839 ♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪ 374 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,858 ♪ You can get with this Or you can get with that ♪ 375 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,343 ♪ I think you'll get with this For this is where it's at ♪ 376 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,220 Little help? 377 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,763 ♪ Mary who was quite contrary ♪ 378 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,473 ♪ Talkin' 'bout Mary ♪♪ 379 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,474 AARON: Did you want drips? 380 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,561 'Cause if you do, that's cool, but if you don't, you gotta keep it moving. 381 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,854 MILES: That's intentional. 382 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,317 [AARON CHUCKLES] 383 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,152 AARON: Wow. 384 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,405 - Is it too crazy? - No, man. 385 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,158 Miles, I see exactly what you're doing there. 386 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,912 Yeah. You know, me and your dad used to do this back in the day. 387 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,497 - Stop lyin'. - It's true. 388 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,626 Then he took on the cop thing, and I don't know... 389 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,671 He's a good guy, just... 390 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,839 You know what I'm sayin'. 391 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,508 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 392 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,180 All right, come on, man. I gotta roll. 393 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,984 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 394 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,994 [EXHALES] 395 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,247 [MILES] Dude. 396 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,208 I gotta tell you something big. 397 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,834 I hope you don't hate me. 398 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,086 [NO AUDIO] 399 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,589 [POP MUSIC ON HEADPHONES] 400 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,841 Hot, right? Right? 401 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,803 Seriously? You didn't hear a word I said? 402 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,264 I can stop dropping these sick beats and help you prepare for your speech. 403 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,557 Never mind. 404 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,476 You're not quitting on me, right? 405 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,436 Nobody likes a quitter. 406 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,313 And nobody likes this beat either. 407 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,481 [CHANGES MUSIC] 408 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,984 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way ♪ 409 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,863 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way ♪ 410 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,283 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way ♪ 411 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,329 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way ♪ 412 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,415 ♪ We gotta fight for the town Now there's no villains allowed ♪ 413 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,584 - [LAUGHS] Whoo! - ♪ Everyone cheer in the crowd ♪ 414 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,753 ♪ But I'm still way up I'm over the clouds ♪ 415 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,423 ♪ We gotta fight for the city Competition was lethal ♪ 416 00:20:57,507 --> 00:21:01,094 ♪ Honestly, it's no biggie I had to do what all leaders do ♪ 417 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,720 ♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it now ♪ 418 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:03,638 - [WAILING] - What? 419 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,723 Ah! Spider! 420 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,309 - Oh! Get it off! - Spider! 421 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,644 [GROANS] 422 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,563 Ah! Spider! 423 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,566 [GRUNTING, PANTING] 424 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,610 [BOTH WAILING, GASPING] 425 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,487 ♪ We are the king of the streets ♪ 426 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:23,366 ♪ We don't accept the defeat We keep on going until we win ♪ 427 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,367 [GASPS] 428 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,869 [MUSIC ENDS] 429 00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,817 [MILES SCREAMS] 430 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,527 No! No! 431 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,496 [SCREAMS] 432 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:16,753 MILES: That's weird. 433 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,880 My pants shrank. 434 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,423 I think I hit puberty. 435 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,929 [SCHOOLBELL RINGING] 436 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,141 I gotta get new pants. 437 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:33,019 Wait. Why is the voice in my head so loud? 438 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,228 What? 439 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:38,107 - Oh! Are you okay? - What? 440 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,734 Why am I so sweaty? 441 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,027 Why are you so sweaty? 442 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,905 It's a puberty thing. 443 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,616 I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty. 444 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:50,286 I did, but I'm done. 445 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,747 [IN DEEP VOICE] I'm a man. 446 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,917 [IN NORMAL VOICE] So you're, like, new here, right? We got that in common. 447 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,002 Yeah. That's one thing. 448 00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,462 Cool. Yeah. 449 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,463 I'm Miles. 450 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:03,591 I'm Gwe... anda. 451 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,301 Wait, your name is Gwanda? 452 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,680 Yes, it's African. I'm South African. 453 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:12,016 Uh, no accent though 'cause I was raised here. 454 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:15,770 MILES: Do the shoulder touch now before she walks away. 455 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,274 Why is this so scary? 456 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:24,821 Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way? 457 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:29,367 I'm kidding. It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy. Heh. 458 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,328 [IN DEEP VOICE] Hey. 459 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,415 Okay, then. Uh... 460 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,624 I'll see you around. 461 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,836 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh. See you. 462 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,046 - Sorry. Um... - Hey. 463 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,633 - Oh, crap. - Um, can you let go, please? 464 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,636 - I can't let go. - Ow, ow, ow. Calm down. It's fine. 465 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,304 [BOTH YELL] 466 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,807 - Miles, let go. - Workin' on it. 467 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,475 It's just puberty. 468 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:58,312 I don't think you know what puberty is. Just relax. 469 00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,897 - Okay, I have a plan. - Great. 470 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:03,151 - I'm gonna pull really hard. - That's a terrible plan. 471 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,318 - One. - Don't do this. 472 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,486 - Two. - Three! 473 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,654 [MILES SCREAMS] 474 00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:11,492 [CLIPPERS WHIRRING] 475 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,745 Nice to meet you? 476 00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,831 Sure. Total pleasure. 477 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,423 MILES: No one saw. It's okay. 478 00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,760 No one knows, no one knows. 479 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,678 [♪♪♪] 480 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,263 Everyone knows. 481 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,809 Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me. They saw everything! 482 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,811 He knows. She knows. They know. 483 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,313 Wow, she's super tall. 484 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,191 Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now? What am I doing? 485 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:44,609 That guy's such a weirdo. 486 00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,360 How do I stop? 487 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:50,865 Can they hear my thoughts?! Why are all my thoughts so loud?! 488 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,701 Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales. 489 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,161 MILES: Play dumb! 490 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:56,579 Who's Morales? 491 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,372 Not that dumb! 492 00:24:58,831 --> 00:24:59,874 Hey! 493 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,085 [♪♪♪] 494 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,926 [GRUNTS, GROANS] 495 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,932 [GROANS] 496 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,899 [GRUNTS, STRAINING] 497 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:32,782 [PANTING, GRUNTING CONTINUES] 498 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:40,873 Hey. 499 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:42,582 Wha... 500 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,127 How are you... 501 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,087 How? 502 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,675 Oh, that's how. 503 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:54,637 - Wow, you are really stuck up there. - Thank you for that insight. 504 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,516 - Whose hair is that? That's her hair. - Get me down. 505 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,060 - How? - I don't know. You're smarter than me. 506 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:04,313 Whoa! Oh! [GROANS] 507 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,943 This is probably gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me. 508 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,445 [GRUNTING] 509 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:14,198 [GLASS SHATTERS] 510 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,869 [GIGGLING] 511 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,996 That is such a terrible idea. 512 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,079 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 513 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,458 Ow, ow, ow! 514 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:27,170 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 515 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,505 Ow, ow, ow! 516 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,090 Hmm. 517 00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:37,013 - Ganke. - What? My lips are chapped. 518 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:42,435 Whoa, dude. That's an accident waiting to happen. 519 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,562 It's okay. I have a low center of gravity. 520 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,606 I guess that makes sense. 521 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:50,359 Hey. That's good. Keep doing that. 522 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,903 Uh-oh. 523 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:54,405 - Let go. Let go. - But I'll fall on the ladder. 524 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,285 Huh. 525 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:04,498 Hey, you know what? I take back that part about you being smarter than me. 526 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,132 - [SIGHS] - Dude, what's that? 527 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:15,536 - It's where the spider bit me yesterday. - You're kidding. 528 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,178 Oh, my God. 529 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,348 This is the coolest, most amazing thing ever. 530 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:21,474 What is? 531 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,478 You're... You're the Spider-Man. 532 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,355 - BS. - Seriously. 533 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:28,856 There's already a Spider-Man. 534 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,817 And I'm pretty sure he could sue us just for saying "Spider-Man." 535 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,171 - You grew an inch overnight. - I'm having a growth spurt. 536 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,948 - You took the doorknob off a door. - It's a public building. 537 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:39,509 - You got stuck to the new girl. - It's just some puberty thing. 538 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,410 And you are very poorly informed about puberty. 539 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,788 - I'm not Spider-Man! - You can climb walls. 540 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,791 - But I can't spin webs out of my veins. - Neither can he! 541 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:50,169 - Really? I thought... - He uses mechanical web shooters. 542 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:53,631 The fact you can't spin webs is just another way in which you are Spider-Man. 543 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,633 - Uh-uh. No way. - I'll prove it. 544 00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:58,779 [GANKE] You've seriously never seen this before? 545 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,906 [MILES] Couldn't we just have watched this on YouTube? 546 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,770 [GANKE] I'm morally opposed to stealing movies. 547 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:06,143 It would just be easier than sneaking into the library in the middle of the night. 548 00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:09,105 Oh, yeah, and then no one could ever make money making movies, 549 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,108 so movies would never exist, so then it would be harder. 550 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,276 Burn. 551 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,569 - Hyah! - Ha. 552 00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:17,488 [GANKE LAUGHS, MUTTERS] 553 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,198 - Shh, shh, shh. - Okay. 554 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,584 [MILES] He's the motion picture, or he's Spider-Man? 555 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:31,669 Shut up. 556 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,630 - What's the bad-guy plot in this one? - Honestly, I don't remember. 557 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,842 Whoo! 558 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,020 [ALARM BEEPING] 559 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,231 [MAN] Scientist... 560 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,694 entrepreneur... 561 00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,072 billionaire. 562 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,175 - [GIRL SCREAMING] - What most people don't know about me 563 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:04,994 is that I'm also the world's toughest crime fighter. 564 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,329 [GRUNTS] 565 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:08,956 [BARKING] 566 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,124 Dobby, no! 567 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,834 [HORN BLARING] 568 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:15,838 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 569 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,466 [GANKE] That part they made up. 570 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:21,093 Most of the evidence points to Spidey being a Russian acrobat, 571 00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,596 this guy from Cirque du Soleil who mysteriously died 572 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,473 the same year Spider-Man became active. 573 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,350 - Or did he? - Exactly. 574 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,186 [MAN ON TV] Hello, everyone. I'm Will Gluck. 575 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:35,024 And this is the commentary track FOR SPIDER-MAN: The Motion Picture. 576 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:37,818 But you probably know that already. 577 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:41,572 Yeah, there's our star, Todd Crews, politely laughing in the background. 578 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,533 And we have a very special guest on the commentary, 579 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,494 a consultant for the film. 580 00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:50,039 His voice has actually been altered to protect his identity, 581 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,832 the actual Spider-Man. 582 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,585 - Spidey? - [ALTERED MALE VOICE] Happy to be here. 583 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:56,879 Oh. 584 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,507 Can we just fast-forward to whatever part you wanted to show me? 585 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:00,716 No. 586 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,968 [GLUCK] It was really cold when we shot this. 587 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,429 - Okay, yeah. - The intricacies of filmmaking is such 588 00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:08,724 that even though the weather determines the outcome, 589 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:13,270 we have to kind of fake it for the story terms. 590 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:15,731 [GANKE] Miles. Look. Look familiar? 591 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:18,317 If I got stuck to a sweet Maserati, this wouldn't be so bad. 592 00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:20,087 [SPIDER-MAN] See those little microscopic talons 593 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,321 that Jim zooms in to so brilliantly? 594 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,686 [GLUCK] We shot your real fingers for this part. Remember? 595 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,301 [SPIDER-MAN] You shot my actual fingers. 596 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,952 We changed a lot about the details, 597 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,955 about my real life, to protect the people I love. 598 00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:32,998 But what you see on screen is real. That's what my fingers do. 599 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:37,920 [GANKE] QED, i.e., AKA, I win. 600 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,689 - But... - Shh. You don't want to miss this. 601 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:42,553 [GLUCK] So how did you get your hand off the gearshift of your Maserati? 602 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:46,429 [SPIDER-MAN] I don't drive a Maserati. I just had to learn to relax. 603 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:49,515 You gotta get those little guys in your fingers to chill out. 604 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:50,349 [INHALES] 605 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,767 In through your nose... 606 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,562 - [EXHALES] out through... - [GLUCK] The mouth! 607 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,356 - You do yoga, right? - Always. Have to. 608 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,482 Good advice, right? 609 00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,527 Dude, we can use this as a guidebook for how to handle your powers. 610 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:05,322 [GLUCK] We did keep Uncle Ben's death just as it happened, Spidey. 611 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:09,368 It's the singular motivating incident of your origin story. 612 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:11,912 - [SCREAMING] - [SPIDER-MAN] You mean my life. 613 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:15,833 We've just got to find your Uncle Ben, whoever or whatever that is. 614 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,961 To fill out my origin story? I'm just a normal kid from Brooklyn. 615 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,921 Which is the start of a perfect origin story! 616 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,799 Don't you get it? You're Spider-Man, man! 617 00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,470 [EXHALES] 618 00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:31,265 - What's your problem? - I don't wanna be a superhero. 619 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,267 Someday that movie will be about you. 620 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,186 I don't want there to be a movie about me. 621 00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:37,998 - I want a movie about me! - Then it should have been you who got bit. 622 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:41,233 I mean, probably, yeah. Would have made a lot more sense, right? 623 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:44,028 Wait. Where are we going? 624 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:49,742 Whoa! So you can do that now. 625 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,745 I wanna know what the hell kind of spider bit me. 626 00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,762 [GANKE] Jeez. The maintenance staff certainly isn't very thorough. 627 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:58,959 - Holy crap. - Roxxon. 628 00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:01,045 - Huh. - That's not just any spider. 629 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:05,758 [GANKE] So what's an experimental spider branded by a massive tech conglomerate 630 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,092 doing in the music room? 631 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,011 What if it hitched a ride in my backpack? 632 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:12,431 In the tunnel. They had their name all over that tunnel. 633 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,892 And if that did all this, 634 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,353 whoever did this to that can maybe undo that to me. 635 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,522 Wait, what? You can't do that. 636 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,106 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 637 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,527 - Where are you going? - I'm going to undo all this. 638 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,362 Whoa! What? That's crazy. 639 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,948 That's the least crazy thing anyone has said for hours. 640 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:31,033 You can't just not do anything with this. 641 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,116 I'm 13! 642 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,787 Yeah, but you might save the universe or something. 643 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,539 I don't wanna save the universe. 644 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,290 I wanna play video games. 645 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:41,460 Most video games are about saving the universe. This is better. 646 00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:42,836 Just stop it. 647 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:43,921 Miles... 648 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:48,425 with great power comes great responsibility. 649 00:32:48,509 --> 00:32:49,635 Why? 650 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:52,078 The world already has a guy who's great at being Spider-Man. 651 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,140 I wanna be an ex-Spider-Man. I wanna be a normal person. 652 00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:58,602 I wanna go a normal school, and I wanna hang out with my normal friends. 653 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:08,112 - Gotcha. - That's not how I meant it. 654 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:10,781 Yeah, no. Totally. I get it. 655 00:33:11,282 --> 00:33:15,035 I just feel more comfortable around people who are... less smart. 656 00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:16,119 Thank you. 657 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,801 You're the only thing about this place I don't wanna get away from. 658 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,001 - I'm just really freaked out. - Yeah. 659 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,461 Yeah, I'll bet. 660 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,631 [SIGHS] 661 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:29,883 Just take a deep breath, all right? 662 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:34,263 Like in the movie, which is otherwise terrible. 663 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:38,559 - [CHUCKLING, LAUGHING] - [IMITATING KUNG FU BATTLE CRIES] 664 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,561 [CLATTERING] 665 00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:44,607 - Damn. - [GANKE CHUCKLES] 666 00:33:44,982 --> 00:33:47,192 Just promise me you'll sleep on it. 667 00:33:47,276 --> 00:33:50,154 Come back, and we can talk about it in the morning. 668 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,573 - Sure. - No. No, really. 669 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:56,201 Promise me, like a normal friend. 670 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,204 Yeah, okay. I promise. 671 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,841 [LINE RINGING] 672 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:15,638 [SIGHS] 673 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:31,779 Okay, you're being crazy, Miles. You're being crazy. 674 00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,048 [MILES] I'm right here. 675 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,634 Why is this happening to me? 676 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,517 Slow down! What am I doing? 677 00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:09,191 Way over there. 678 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:10,401 GIRL: You're like me. 679 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,194 MAN: Miles. Look out. 680 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,947 MILES: I don't wanna be a hero. MAN: Miles. 681 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,200 Whoa! 682 00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,744 [GROWLING] 683 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:24,081 SPIDER-MAN: Norman, listen to me. 684 00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:25,791 MILES: Spider-Man? 685 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,711 I cannot let you open a portal to another dimension. 686 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,588 Brooklyn is not zoned for that. 687 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,007 GREEN GOBLIN: It's not up to me. 688 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:35,676 Is that Green Goblin?! 689 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:36,927 Why won't you quit?! 690 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,888 I guess I like Brooklyn not being sucked into a black hole. 691 00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:41,098 I think I'm gonna go. 692 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,767 SPIDER-MAN: Staten Island, maybe. Not Brooklyn. 693 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,646 [♪♪♪] 694 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,941 No! No! 695 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,120 [MILES GRUNTING] 696 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,123 [ROARS] 697 00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:14,006 Whoa! 698 00:36:15,966 --> 00:36:17,634 What now? 699 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,261 What is this place? 700 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,515 [YELPING] 701 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,233 [MILES SCREAMING] 702 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:48,415 Did you know your shoes are untied? 703 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:50,125 Uh-huh. 704 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:53,128 This is a onesie, so I don't really have to worry about it. 705 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,630 [♪♪♪] 706 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:02,054 I thought I was the only one. You're like me. 707 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:03,639 I don't wanna be. 708 00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:06,475 I don't think you have a choice, kiddo. 709 00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,353 Got a lot going through your head, I'm sure. 710 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,354 Yeah. 711 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:12,606 You're gonna be fine. I can help you. 712 00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:14,733 If you stick around, I can show you the ropes. 713 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,610 Yeah. 714 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:17,777 [RUMBLING] 715 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:20,823 I just need to destroy this big machine real quick... 716 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,717 before the space-time continuum collapses. 717 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:23,784 Don't move. 718 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:28,789 See you in a bit. 719 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:31,458 [♪♪♪] 720 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:40,926 How does he do that? 721 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,473 Is it here? No, no, it's here. 722 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,809 All right, folks. 723 00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:50,060 I always get this wrong. 724 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,187 Oh, boy. 725 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:54,605 Prowler. 726 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,402 Man, I was in the middle of something. 727 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,404 [♪♪♪] 728 00:38:01,864 --> 00:38:03,365 [GRUNTING] 729 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,616 I am so tired. 730 00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:10,372 Are you mad at me? I feel like you're mad at me. 731 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:19,214 That all you got? 732 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:21,174 [ROARS] 733 00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:22,801 Aw, so gross. 734 00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:26,221 I should go up there and help him. 735 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:29,433 Who am I kidding? I should not do that. 736 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,685 [KINGPIN HUMMING] 737 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:38,066 KINGPIN: Watch out. Here comes the Spider-Man. 738 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:39,943 You like my new toy? 739 00:38:40,736 --> 00:38:44,823 Cost me a fortune, but, hey, can't take it with you, right? 740 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,160 You came all this way. Watch the test. 741 00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:51,019 It's a hell of a freaking light show. You're gonna love this. 742 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:57,085 No! No, don't do this! Stop! 743 00:38:57,711 --> 00:39:01,048 You don't know what it can do! You'll kill us all! 744 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,974 [♪♪♪] 745 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:18,523 WOMAN: I see multiple dimensions opening! 746 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:23,487 That was three, four and five separate dimensions. 747 00:39:23,654 --> 00:39:25,572 It's unstable! We should stop. 748 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,666 [YELLS] 749 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:40,545 Norm, what's your take on head trauma? 750 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,923 [GRUNTS] 751 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:46,343 I tried to warn you, pal. 752 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:53,809 [GRUNTS] 753 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:02,150 Goblin, no! Get him outta there! 754 00:40:04,987 --> 00:40:06,279 [GROANING] 755 00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,283 VANESSA: Wilson! Where are we? 756 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:13,912 GWEN: Really weird. 757 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,455 VANESSA: Wilson! 758 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,970 [♪♪♪] 759 00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:51,074 Hey! Are you okay? 760 00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:53,493 I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just resting. 761 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,748 - Can't you get up? - Yeah. Ha, ha. 762 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,124 Yeah, I always get up. 763 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,792 [COUGHS] 764 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,045 The coughing's probably not a good sign. 765 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,088 KINGPIN: Find him. Now. 766 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:07,966 Listen, we gotta team up here. We don't have that much time. 767 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,303 This override key is the only way to stop the collider. 768 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:14,931 Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up. 769 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:16,349 You need to hide your face. 770 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,643 You don't tell anyone who you are. 771 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,980 No one can know. He's got everyone in his pocket. 772 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,484 If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear. 773 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,402 Your family, everyone. 774 00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:29,196 Everyone. 775 00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:32,240 Promise me you'll do this. 776 00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:37,954 I promise. 777 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,957 Go. Destroy the collider. 778 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,501 I'll come and find you. 779 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,211 [COUGHS] 780 00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:45,504 It's gonna be okay. 781 00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:56,515 KINGPIN: Tombstone. We're done with tests. 782 00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:01,394 Get that thing ready to go again. And soon. 783 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,355 Run faster! 784 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:04,564 These guys are weak. 785 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,735 I'd say it's nice to see you again, Spider-Man, but it's not. 786 00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:10,779 Hey, Kingpin. How's business? 787 00:42:10,946 --> 00:42:12,239 Boomin'. Ha! 788 00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,574 Nice. Aw, that's a no-no. 789 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:15,826 [KINGPIN CHUCKLES] 790 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,161 This might open a black hole under Brooklyn. 791 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,747 It can't be worth the risk. 792 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:23,625 It's not always about the money, Spider-Man. 793 00:42:26,086 --> 00:42:27,420 [GROANS] 794 00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:31,341 Don't you wanna know what I saw in there? 795 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:32,509 Wait. 796 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,513 I know what you're trying to do... 797 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,473 and it won't work. 798 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,683 They're gone. 799 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,439 [KINGPIN YELLS] 800 00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,031 Get rid of the body. 801 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,784 What was that? 802 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:01,830 Kill that guy. 803 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,624 [♪♪♪] 804 00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:23,518 [GASPS] 805 00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:31,860 [YELLS] 806 00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,491 Stop sticking! 807 00:43:57,219 --> 00:44:00,388 MAN [OVER PA]: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 808 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:04,726 [♪♪♪] 809 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,415 Yeah, I think it's a Banksy. 810 00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:38,510 JEFFERSON: Police! Put your hands up! 811 00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,262 Miles? Miles? 812 00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:46,268 Why aren't you at school? Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. It's okay. 813 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,561 Miles? ¿Qué te pasa? 814 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,522 [♪♪♪] 815 00:44:51,398 --> 00:44:52,774 Is it the earthquake? 816 00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:56,069 Can I sleep here tonight? 817 00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:59,572 Miles. It's a weeknight. You made a commitment to that school. 818 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,157 He's upset. 819 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,829 Of course you can stay. 820 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,373 - Dad? - Yeah. 821 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:12,502 Do you really hate Spider-Man? 822 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,337 [EXHALES] 823 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:17,298 Yeah. I mean, with a vigilante, there is... 824 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:18,508 Jeff, mi amor. 825 00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:23,179 What? He asked me. Baby, you know how I feel about Spider-Man. Come on. 826 00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:27,308 Tú sabes que él te quiere mucho. 827 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:30,228 That's why he's tough on you. You know that, right? 828 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:34,733 Mom, do you ever think about moving out of Brooklyn? 829 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:38,111 Our family doesn't run from things, Miles. 830 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,780 Yeah, I know. 831 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:46,661 - [JEFFERSON] What's that about? - He's having a hard time, Jeff. 832 00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,468 [JEFFERSON] When it gets hard, that's when he's gotta stick it out. 833 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,419 [SIGHS] 834 00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:58,339 [RUMBLING] 835 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:15,814 [JEFFERSON] I've got you! 836 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,528 [SIREN WAILING] 837 00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:23,031 [AMPLIFIED VOICE] I got you! Where you going? 838 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:34,417 [SCREAMS, PANTING] 839 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,256 [SIGHS] 840 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:43,510 [WOMAN ON TV] We interrupt this broadcast for a special report. 841 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:47,514 Sad news tonight. The hero known as Spider-Man... 842 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:52,018 has died after injuries related to another powerful earthquake in Brooklyn. 843 00:46:52,185 --> 00:46:55,105 Multiple sources are confirming that Peter Parker... 844 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:58,149 a 26-year-old grad student and part-time photographer... 845 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:02,070 operated as Spider-Man for at least a decade. 846 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,281 ♪ I'm not runnin', runnin', runnin' ♪ 847 00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:07,784 ♪ No, I'm not afraid of the fall ♪ 848 00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:11,788 ♪ I'm not scared ♪♪ 849 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:16,501 MAN [ON TV]: He is survived by his wife, Mary Jane, and his aunt, May Parker. 850 00:47:17,794 --> 00:47:20,380 Our hero, Spider-Man, is gone. 851 00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:24,467 MARY: My husband, Peter Parker... 852 00:47:24,634 --> 00:47:27,220 was an ordinary person. 853 00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:30,723 He always said it could've been anyone behind the mask. 854 00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:34,269 He was just the kid who happened to get bit. 855 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:36,980 I'm going to miss him. 856 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:38,356 Yeah. 857 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,441 We were friends, you know. 858 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:42,152 Can I return it if it doesn't fit? 859 00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:43,486 It always fits... 860 00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:46,698 eventually. 861 00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:54,789 MARY: He didn't ask for his powers... 862 00:47:58,001 --> 00:48:00,587 but he chose to be Spider-Man. 863 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:04,048 My favorite thing about Peter... 864 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:07,760 is that he made us each feel powerful. 865 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:11,764 We all have powers of one kind or another. 866 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:16,352 But in our own way... 867 00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:18,313 we are all Spider-Man. 868 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:21,399 And we're all counting on you. 869 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,902 [MILES] They're counting on me. 870 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:28,198 [MAN] Probably not you specifically. I think it's a metaphor. 871 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:32,118 [MAN ON PA] And now a few words from philanthropist Wilson Fisk. 872 00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:36,915 [KINGPIN] As many of you may know, I am no stranger to loss. 873 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:39,417 After my wife and son were... 874 00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:43,046 Everyone told me to let go. 875 00:48:44,214 --> 00:48:48,426 That is why I have made an unprecedented donation to the police fund. 876 00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:51,471 Now is the time to come forward, so that together, 877 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:54,265 together we can find whoever did this 878 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:56,392 and make them show their face. 879 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:58,770 [CROWD CHANTING] Spider-Man! Spider-Man! 880 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:03,274 Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spider-Man. 881 00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:06,444 - [CHANTING FADES] - [PANTING] 882 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,742 [♪♪♪] 883 00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:14,911 [GROANS] 884 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:18,164 Mm-hmm. 885 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:22,961 - Man, you really oversold this. - Just try to pay attention. 886 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,421 They literally show him figuring all his powers out. 887 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:30,551 - [GRUNTS] - [FLY BUZZING] 888 00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,470 [BUZZING CONTINUES] 889 00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:33,805 Whoa! 890 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,101 Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 891 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:42,855 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 892 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:52,991 [MILES] So he just did it three times and got better? 893 00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:54,826 Then just do it three times. 894 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:56,452 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 895 00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:00,872 Four? 896 00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:02,375 [GROANS] 897 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,293 Five? 898 00:50:03,376 --> 00:50:06,421 - [GROANS] - [BLOWS WHISTLE] 899 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,554 [GANKE] Aha. 900 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,650 [IMITATING KUNG FU BATTLE CRIES] 901 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:33,363 [SNEEZES] 902 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:39,036 [FABRIC RIPS] 903 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:48,129 - Do I look cool? - [CHUCKLES] Yes! 904 00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:54,677 [SPIDER-MAN CHUCKLES] Awesome! 905 00:50:58,264 --> 00:51:00,892 No way. I don't even have web shooters. 906 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,144 You don't need web shooters. Just jump. 907 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,188 Just jump. 908 00:51:06,147 --> 00:51:07,147 Jump. 909 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,234 - [GANKE] Whoo! - Yeah! 910 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,612 Whoa! 911 00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:20,203 [SCREAMING] 912 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,250 Ah! 913 00:51:29,379 --> 00:51:31,089 - [SNARLING] - [WOMAN] Dobby, no! 914 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:34,258 [SIGHS] 915 00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:36,511 Hmm, maybe you need web shooters. 916 00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,596 [WOMAN] Well done, Mr. Morales. 917 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:40,890 Finally starting to meet your potential. 918 00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:42,767 All right. Where's my essay? 919 00:51:43,101 --> 00:51:45,269 I'm... almost done. 920 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:55,363 Mm-hmm. 921 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:56,489 [BLOWING WHISTLE] 922 00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,661 Whoa! 923 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:02,745 [CAR ALARM BLARING] 924 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,418 - [GRUNTS] - [CAR ALARM BLARING] 925 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:11,129 [CROWD] Spider-Man! Spider-Man! 926 00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:14,882 - [CHANTING CONTINUES] - [CHEERING] 927 00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:17,802 - [CHEERING] - [MILES] Ow, ow, ow. 928 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,304 [MILES GRUNTING, GROANING] 929 00:52:20,388 --> 00:52:22,432 Need some ice. Oh, ice. 930 00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:31,441 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 931 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:33,985 Whoo! 932 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,614 [LAUGHING] 933 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,664 [CROWD CHEERING] 934 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:47,832 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 935 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,923 Whoa! [GROANS] 936 00:53:01,596 --> 00:53:04,056 [SCREAMING] 937 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,809 [GRUNTS, GROANS] 938 00:53:07,977 --> 00:53:09,520 [SIGHS] 939 00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,022 [GASPS] 940 00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:23,659 [BELL TOLLING] 941 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:32,376 [♪♪♪] 942 00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:54,523 I'm sorry, Mr. Parker. 943 00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:57,985 That thing you gave me, that key... 944 00:53:58,611 --> 00:54:01,656 I think I really messed it up. 945 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,201 I wanna do what you asked. 946 00:54:05,368 --> 00:54:06,953 I really do. 947 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:09,997 But I'm sorry. 948 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,833 I'm not sure I'm the guy. 949 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:16,545 I can't do this without you. 950 00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,257 Hey, kid. Ahh! 951 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,591 MILES: Whoa! 952 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:25,805 What did I do to him?! 953 00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:38,483 No. 954 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,032 Who are you? 955 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,829 PETER: All right, people, let's do this one last time. 956 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,958 My name is Peter B. Parker. 957 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,877 I was bitten by a radioactive spider. 958 00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:59,255 And for the last 22 years... 959 00:54:59,422 --> 00:55:03,467 I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. 960 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,970 What a day. 961 00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:08,431 I'm pretty sure you know the rest. 962 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:11,309 You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married... 963 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,519 saved the city some more, maybe too much. 964 00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:15,896 My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices. 965 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,607 Don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant. 966 00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:21,527 Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring. 967 00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:24,780 I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May. 968 00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:27,283 My wife and I... split up. 969 00:55:27,450 --> 00:55:29,535 But I handled it like a champion. 970 00:55:29,702 --> 00:55:30,745 [SOBBING] 971 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:35,082 'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. 972 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:36,959 [CELL PHONE CHIMING] 973 00:55:39,754 --> 00:55:43,299 And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. 974 00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:46,427 Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life? 975 00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:48,262 Could you imagine? 976 00:55:48,429 --> 00:55:51,640 A seahorse seeing another seahorse... 977 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:53,476 and then making it work? 978 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:54,769 [LINE RINGING] 979 00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:57,438 She wanted kids and... 980 00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:58,981 And it scared me. 981 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:03,235 I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. 982 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,654 FLASH-FORWARD: I'm in my apartment doing push-ups... 983 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,698 doing ab crunches, getting strong... 984 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,867 when this weird thing happened. 985 00:56:10,368 --> 00:56:13,329 And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. 986 00:56:13,496 --> 00:56:16,374 But this was real weird. 987 00:56:25,257 --> 00:56:26,258 [YELLS] 988 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,358 [♪♪♪] 989 00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:49,573 [GRUNTS] 990 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:54,912 [GROANS] 991 00:56:57,665 --> 00:56:59,166 [GASPS] 992 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,584 [LAUGHING] 993 00:57:01,419 --> 00:57:02,586 Where are my pants? 994 00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:07,299 - [TOOL WHIRRING] - I'm sorry. So sorry. I'm sorry. 995 00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,281 'Scuse me. I'm sorry. Do you know what state I'm in? 996 00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:15,742 Do you know what time it is, what day it is, what month it is, what year it is? 997 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,601 - [WOMAN SCREAMS] - We got a streaker. 998 00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:21,021 [MAN] You wanna be a Spider-Man, huh, sicko? 999 00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:24,024 No, no, no. I am not Spider-Man. 1000 00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:26,485 This is a really tasteless bit, man. 1001 00:57:26,569 --> 00:57:29,049 It's not a bit. You'll know when it's a bit. My bits are funny. 1002 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,698 That's why we covered 'em up. 1003 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:35,244 [SCOFFS] Everyone knows Peter Parker was Spider-Man. 1004 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:37,913 - What do you mean, "was"? - Funeral's tomorrow. 1005 00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:39,415 Maybe you should go. 1006 00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:43,502 [HYPERVENTILATING] 1007 00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:46,347 It's a little hot back here. You mind cracking a window just a little? 1008 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,007 Yeah, if it'll shut you up. 1009 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:53,345 Kills me to do this to you guys, but then again, 1010 00:57:53,429 --> 00:57:54,972 I'm already dead! 1011 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,974 [SIREN WAILING] 1012 00:57:59,894 --> 00:58:03,147 You guys feel like our relationship is hitting a wall? 1013 00:58:05,733 --> 00:58:06,817 Ow! 1014 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:11,530 [PETER] You see, I was in New York, but things were different. 1015 00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:14,158 Also, I was dead. 1016 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:15,743 And blond. 1017 00:58:15,910 --> 00:58:18,037 I was kind of perfect. 1018 00:58:18,204 --> 00:58:21,415 It was like looking in a mirror. 1019 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:27,296 I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. 1020 00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:31,008 You wanna know what happened next? 1021 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:35,721 Me, too. 1022 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:37,306 MILES: Who are you? 1023 00:58:37,473 --> 00:58:39,225 MAN: What are you doin' over there? 1024 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,352 Freeze! PDNY. 1025 00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:42,769 WOMAN: Stop! 1026 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:44,730 [MILES GRUNTS] 1027 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,526 Are you kidding me right now? 1028 00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:50,319 WOMAN: Stop! Stop! 1029 00:58:50,486 --> 00:58:51,946 MILES: I gotcha. I gotcha. 1030 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:53,405 MAN: Hey, kid. Drop the body. 1031 00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:59,161 - Hey, kid. Get over here! WOMAN: Come on, now! 1032 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,249 MILES: See you, officers! Heh, heh. 1033 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,417 Aw, come on. 1034 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:07,586 [MILES YELLS] 1035 00:59:11,257 --> 00:59:13,217 MAN: Hey, kid. WOMAN: Kid, come on, now! 1036 00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:15,344 Put 'em up, son! 1037 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,681 [SCREAMS] 1038 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:20,558 Uh...adiós? 1039 00:59:21,642 --> 00:59:23,227 [GROANING THEN YELLING] 1040 00:59:24,687 --> 00:59:27,314 MILES: Help! Somebody stop that train! 1041 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:30,276 [♪♪♪] 1042 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,406 [SIREN WAILING] 1043 00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:47,001 PETER: Oh, hey. What the...? 1044 00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:51,045 Sorry. 1045 00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:56,343 I'm gonna die! 1046 01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:04,077 MAN [OVER RADIO]: Looks like a child dressed like Spider-Man... 1047 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:07,146 dragging a homeless corpse behind a train. 1048 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,857 Whoo! Yes! I didn't kill you. 1049 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:11,400 PETER: Who are you? - Who are you? 1050 01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:14,570 PETER: Why are you trying to kill me? - I'm not. I'm trying to save you. 1051 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,618 [HIP-HOP PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 1052 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,255 [BOTH YELL] 1053 01:00:34,256 --> 01:00:37,301 MILES: Hey, maybe you guys can go around? 1054 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:40,095 All right. Thanks, New York. 1055 01:00:50,481 --> 01:00:51,815 [PETER] What was that? 1056 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:54,526 Kid electrocuted me... 1057 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:56,320 with his hands. 1058 01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:02,076 - You're like me. - I got some questions. 1059 01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:04,578 Well, this is cute. 1060 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:08,832 [GRUNTING] 1061 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,417 Okay, now it's less cute. 1062 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,169 Why do you look like Peter Parker? 1063 01:01:14,922 --> 01:01:16,215 Because I am Peter Parker. 1064 01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,842 Then why aren't you dead? And why is your hair different? 1065 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,470 Why are you older? And why is your body... 1066 01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:23,055 a different shape? 1067 01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:24,807 Pretty sure you just called me fat. 1068 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,600 You don't look so hot either, kid. 1069 01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:28,602 Most superheroes don't wear their own merch. 1070 01:01:28,769 --> 01:01:30,104 - Are you a ghost? - No. 1071 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:31,438 - Are you a zombie? - Stop it. 1072 01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,083 - Am I a zombie? - You're not even close. 1073 01:01:33,107 --> 01:01:34,292 Are you from another dimension? 1074 01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:37,087 Like a parallel universe where things are like this universe but different? 1075 01:01:37,111 --> 01:01:39,196 And you're Spider-Man in that universe? 1076 01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:42,074 But somehow traveled to this universe, but you don't know how? 1077 01:01:42,241 --> 01:01:45,661 - Wow. That was really just a guess? - We learned about it in physics. 1078 01:01:45,828 --> 01:01:47,579 - Quantum theory. - This is amazing! 1079 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:49,790 You can teach me like Peter said he would. 1080 01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:50,791 Before he died. 1081 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,158 - Yeah. Exactly. - Yeah, right. 1082 01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:53,961 Look, I made a promise to him. 1083 01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:55,587 Here's lesson number one, kid. 1084 01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:58,048 Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands. 1085 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,556 Peter, seriously... 1086 01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:08,225 [SIGHS] 1087 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:11,478 Trust me, kid. This'll all make you a better Spider-Man. 1088 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:13,480 [YELLS] 1089 01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:18,444 Hey, are you okay? 1090 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:19,653 No, I'm not. 1091 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:21,155 What's going on with your body? 1092 01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,700 I don't think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension. 1093 01:02:25,033 --> 01:02:26,033 [PETER GROANS] 1094 01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:30,456 Look, I'm not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. 1095 01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,583 I got a lot going on in my dimension. 1096 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,710 "With great power comes great..." 1097 01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:38,755 Don't you dare finish that sentence. Don't do it! I'm sick of it. 1098 01:02:42,176 --> 01:02:44,887 Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid. 1099 01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:48,724 I don't have a choice! Kingpin's got a supercollider. He's tryin' to kill me. 1100 01:02:48,891 --> 01:02:51,185 - What did you just say? - Kingpin's tryin' to kill me. 1101 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,312 Who cares about that. Where's the collider? 1102 01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:54,855 Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower. 1103 01:02:55,022 --> 01:02:56,231 - Goodbye. - Where you going? 1104 01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:58,418 When it runs again, I'll jump in and get back to my life. 1105 01:02:58,442 --> 01:02:59,485 You can't let them run it. 1106 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:02,863 I'm supposed to destroy it so it never runs again or everyone's gonna die. 1107 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:06,492 "Or everyone's gonna die." That is what they always say. 1108 01:03:06,658 --> 01:03:09,328 But there's always a little bit of time before everybody dies... 1109 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:11,079 and that's when I do my best work. 1110 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:12,706 Aren't you gonna need this? 1111 01:03:12,873 --> 01:03:14,458 Aw, you have a goober. Give it. 1112 01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:17,794 Wait, no. Not so fast. He called it an override key. 1113 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:20,339 There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key. 1114 01:03:20,506 --> 01:03:22,866 I can never remember, so I always call it a goober. Give it. 1115 01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:26,345 - I need it to destroy the collider. - I need it to go home. 1116 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:27,952 I'll swallow it. Don't play with me. 1117 01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:30,015 - What? - I said... 1118 01:03:30,182 --> 01:03:33,560 The collider created a portal that brought me here. And I have to get... 1119 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:37,564 - Did you break this? - No, it broke. 1120 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:39,816 I don't remember what happened. 1121 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:41,944 See, this is why I never had kids. 1122 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,321 - Can't we make another one? - We can't do anything. 1123 01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:47,908 Thanks to you, I have to re-steal what your guy stole from Alchemax... 1124 01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:50,285 and make another one of these. 1125 01:03:50,911 --> 01:03:52,911 If I don't turn off the collider after you leave... 1126 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:57,251 everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle and millions of others, will die. 1127 01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:00,671 And you're just gonna go home and leave me here to figure this out for myself? 1128 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:04,424 - You good with that, Spider-Man? - Yeah. 1129 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:15,435 What are you doing? 1130 01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:19,690 Making you feel guilty. Is it working? 1131 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:23,068 How could it...? No. Look at me. Does it look like it's working? 1132 01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,071 No. No, it's not... 1133 01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,364 [CHUCKLES] 1134 01:04:28,574 --> 01:04:34,204 Ahh! No! No! No! Do not let him win! 1135 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:36,498 All right, kid. You win. 1136 01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:38,834 Come on, we don't have a second to lose. 1137 01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:41,587 [PETER] Mmm. 1138 01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:44,298 I love this burger. So delicious. 1139 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,104 Mm. One of the best burgers I've ever had. 1140 01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:49,094 In my universe, this place closed six years ago. 1141 01:04:49,261 --> 01:04:51,805 I don't know why. I really don't. Mm! 1142 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,602 You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now. 1143 01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,438 - Can we focus? - [GROANS] Fine. 1144 01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:03,025 See, this fry is your universe. It's soggy. It's undercooked. 1145 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,319 It's small. It's weird. It's gross. 1146 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:07,321 It wants to grow up to be a better universe. 1147 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:11,116 And this crispy, delicious, normal fry is my universe. 1148 01:05:11,199 --> 01:05:14,244 So when the other Peter got shoved in the collider beam 1149 01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:15,388 by the freaky giant green dude... 1150 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:18,665 [PETER] That event created a portal that brought me here. 1151 01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:23,920 And I have to get the collider to send me from your french fry to my french fry. 1152 01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:26,506 I CALL IT "SPIDER-MAN: Home-going." 1153 01:05:27,007 --> 01:05:30,260 Then you blow up all this stuff and save the multiverse. 1154 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,511 Yay, Miles. 1155 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:32,929 Look up where Alchemax is. 1156 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,642 "A private technological campus in Hudson Valley, New York." 1157 01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:40,062 You can teach me to swing on the way there. Fwsh, fwsh! 1158 01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:41,355 [CHUCKLES] 1159 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,399 I'm not swinging to the Hudson Valley, Miles. 1160 01:05:44,483 --> 01:05:46,652 Not after a hearty burger breakfast. 1161 01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:49,029 Keep your legs fresh. You're gonna thank me later. 1162 01:05:57,371 --> 01:05:59,623 So, when you're swinging, do you... 1163 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,375 Not the time, man. 1164 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,460 - Why not? - We're in a public place. 1165 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,170 These are big secrets. 1166 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,672 You're a real inspiration. 1167 01:06:09,508 --> 01:06:11,843 [PETER] All right. Always keep the suit clean. 1168 01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:14,096 Disinfect the mask. That's more for you. 1169 01:06:14,179 --> 01:06:17,557 The smell is terrible. It's disgusting. And you don't want your skin to break out. 1170 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:20,268 Baby powder in the suit, heavy on the joints. 1171 01:06:20,352 --> 01:06:21,853 You can't have any chafing. 1172 01:06:21,937 --> 01:06:23,563 If it's raining, take the gloves off. 1173 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,608 Finger strength is important, so take up the piano. 1174 01:06:26,692 --> 01:06:28,527 Your hands are gonna get really messed up, 1175 01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:31,571 so take aspirin and Bengay with you everywhere you go. 1176 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,990 Okay, that's about it. 1177 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:35,450 That's it? 1178 01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:37,577 - That's the secret? - What secret? 1179 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:39,705 You don't have a mantra or anything, 1180 01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:42,749 something really unexpected that would unlock everything for me? 1181 01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:45,627 No, not really. 1182 01:06:45,711 --> 01:06:48,547 But why are you good at that stuff and I'm not? 1183 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:51,341 I don't know. I just go for it, and eventually it sorta clicks. 1184 01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:53,885 Like, you actually heard a click? 1185 01:06:53,969 --> 01:06:56,009 You sure it wasn't your hip popping out or anything? 1186 01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:57,054 Very funny. 1187 01:06:57,097 --> 01:07:00,308 So what, then? On the third try you're just magically good at it? 1188 01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:01,643 Third, no. [CHUCKLING] 1189 01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:04,396 No, no, nothing like that. Like the fifth or sixth. 1190 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:06,940 I think you're gonna be a bad teacher. 1191 01:07:17,409 --> 01:07:18,577 [CAR SKIDS TO A STOP] 1192 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,885 - And it's a no on the cape. - I think it's cool. 1193 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:38,305 Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape. 1194 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:43,393 MILES: How do we retrace Peter's steps? - That's a good question. 1195 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,438 What would I do if I were me? 1196 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:48,398 Got it. 1197 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,233 STEP ONE: I infiltrate the lab. 1198 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,527 TWO: Find the head scientist's computer. 1199 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:56,014 MILES: That lady with the bike is the head scientist. I saw her in this documentary. 1200 01:07:56,156 --> 01:07:58,450 PETER: Cool! Step Three: I reexamine my personal biases. 1201 01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:00,118 STEP FOUR: I hack the computer. 1202 01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:01,661 It's not technically hacking. 1203 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:03,705 Not now. I just lost my train of thought. 1204 01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:07,000 STEP FIVE: Download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it. 1205 01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:10,253 STEP SIX: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run. 1206 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,880 MILES: So, what am I doing? 1207 01:08:12,047 --> 01:08:15,258 STEP SEVEN: You stay here. You're lookout. Very important. 1208 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:20,013 Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I won't be able to help. 1209 01:08:20,639 --> 01:08:23,683 Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later! 1210 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:29,856 Why did I get stuck with the janky, old, broke hobo Spider-Man?! 1211 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:32,567 That's new. 1212 01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:33,777 [CAR APPROACHING] 1213 01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,700 [♪♪♪] 1214 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:43,578 Kingpin. 1215 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,710 What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? 1216 01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:09,187 [WHISPERING] Peter! 1217 01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:10,939 Peter! 1218 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:12,440 Ah! Peter! 1219 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:14,710 - [WHISPERING] What are you doing here? - Kingpin's here. 1220 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:15,944 Just move over. 1221 01:09:16,111 --> 01:09:18,864 You're steppin' on my foot. Go back outside. 1222 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:22,367 No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it. 1223 01:09:22,534 --> 01:09:24,619 I'm not doing that again. 1224 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,955 What? 1225 01:09:27,122 --> 01:09:30,500 Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me... 1226 01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,586 so you're a nice change of pace. 1227 01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:36,172 Mr. Fisk! Look at this data. 1228 01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:39,219 I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers. 1229 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,137 And I got the password. 1230 01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:44,681 Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week... 1231 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:47,225 there could be a black hole under Brooklyn. 1232 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,894 You see this? And this? 1233 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:53,023 This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other. 1234 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,859 This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it. 1235 01:09:56,026 --> 01:09:59,446 Watch this. He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours." 1236 01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:00,739 You've got 24 hours. 1237 01:10:00,906 --> 01:10:04,451 What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum. 1238 01:10:04,618 --> 01:10:08,079 Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before. 1239 01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:11,583 [♪♪♪] 1240 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,799 HEAD SCIENTIST: Hold on. Let me get you some more data. 1241 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,137 - What are you doing, bud? - I can't move. 1242 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:28,808 Okay, relax your fingers. We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment. 1243 01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:30,852 I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment. 1244 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,521 - I'm not refusing. - No more excuses. 1245 01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:35,106 I just need more time. 1246 01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:36,953 They're right there. They're gonna see you. 1247 01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:39,110 Miles, you gotta unstick. 1248 01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:41,029 What do you do to relax? 1249 01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:44,366 Relax. Okay, okay, okay. 1250 01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,910 ♪ Needless to say I, uh, uh ♪ 1251 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,371 Oh, for crying out loud. 1252 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,998 ♪ Calling it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck ♪ 1253 01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:54,459 [HUMMING] 1254 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,628 ♪ Ooh ♪♪ 1255 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:57,795 Ahh! 1256 01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:01,393 [IN NORMAL VOICE] TEENAGERS: just the worst. 1257 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:06,055 - Miles, where did you go? MILES: I'm right here. 1258 01:11:06,179 --> 01:11:09,307 - Where? I can't see ya. - I'm right in front of you. 1259 01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:12,602 - Can Spider-Man turn invisible? - Not in my universe. 1260 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:13,979 You just poked me in my eye! 1261 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,314 This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing. 1262 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:17,941 What's that? 1263 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,821 Remember this password. D-g-f-a-m-p-e-s-a-n-d... 1264 01:11:22,988 --> 01:11:23,822 Slow down! 1265 01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:27,617 -4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5. 1266 01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,720 - I need to write it down! - Download the schematic. 1267 01:11:29,744 --> 01:11:31,871 - How do I do that? - While I turn on the charm. 1268 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,333 Spider-Man? 1269 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,044 - Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. - Wow! 1270 01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:43,341 Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. You're supposed to be dead. 1271 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:46,720 Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no. We don't like that. 1272 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:48,013 This is fascinating. 1273 01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:50,140 Okay, that's my face. 1274 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,434 An entirely different Peter Parker. 1275 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,103 Little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping. 1276 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:57,897 Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way flatter before I warped. 1277 01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:00,859 Travel through the multiverse appears to have deteriorated the... 1278 01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:03,778 MILES: What was the rest?! 1279 01:12:05,405 --> 01:12:09,325 Hey, how old are you? 'Cause you don't look a day over 35. 1280 01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:12,221 HEAD SCIENTIST: They said I was crazy! They said I was crazy! 1281 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:13,765 PETER: You showed 'em you're not crazy. 1282 01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:15,582 This might pinch a little. 1283 01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:20,128 - Ow! Ow! - I know. I just need to get these samples. 1284 01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,129 Okay. 1285 01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:23,048 MILES: Organize your desktop, lady. 1286 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:26,676 Wow. Just complete cellular decay. 1287 01:12:27,969 --> 01:12:30,781 - I've never seen anything like this. - [WHISPERING] What are you doing? 1288 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:32,807 MILES: I'm just taking the whole thing. 1289 01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:34,517 And obviously you've been glitching. 1290 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,687 [IN NORMAL VOICE] "Glitchin" '? No. Why would you even say that? 1291 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:40,815 If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate. 1292 01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:43,193 Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker? 1293 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,194 I don't know. 1294 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,321 You can't imagine. 1295 01:12:46,488 --> 01:12:48,364 And I, for one... 1296 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,200 can't wait to watch. 1297 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:53,650 What did you say your name was? 1298 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:55,830 Dr. Olivia Octavius. 1299 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:58,541 [♪♪♪] 1300 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:06,174 Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock? 1301 01:13:06,341 --> 01:13:08,468 My friends actually call me Liv. 1302 01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:11,012 My enemies call me Doc Ock. 1303 01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:12,472 I got this! Run! 1304 01:13:12,639 --> 01:13:14,516 DOC OCK: Who are you talking to? 1305 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:19,354 PETER: I got it! DOC OCK: Oh, you "got it," Peter? 1306 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,024 PETER: I got it handled, buddy! 1307 01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,402 Everything is fine! 1308 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:32,492 - Okay, this is a little bit bad. DOC OCK: You're chatty. 1309 01:13:32,659 --> 01:13:33,699 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Gotta go. 1310 01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:38,957 This is the moment that I'm losin' the fight. 1311 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:43,753 Let me tell you the good news. We don't need the monitor. 1312 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,630 - Oh! DOC OCK: Peter! 1313 01:13:46,506 --> 01:13:50,176 You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend! 1314 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:52,011 Could you give me that back, young man? 1315 01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:53,721 MILES: Peter! 1316 01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:56,641 It's proprietary. 1317 01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,188 PETER: Oh! 1318 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:05,567 - This'd be a good time to turn invisible. - Yep. 1319 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,444 Okay, not gonna turn invisible. Selecting a bagel. 1320 01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:10,446 Act super normal. 1321 01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:11,614 Spider-Man? 1322 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:14,492 - You know, that's funny, I get that a lot. - Hey. 1323 01:14:14,659 --> 01:14:16,786 - Spider-Man? - Hey! Hands up! 1324 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,288 Now we do a switchy-switchy. 1325 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,582 WOMAN: Get back here! Where do you think you're going? 1326 01:14:20,748 --> 01:14:21,748 He took a bagel! 1327 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:25,003 - Time to swing, just like I taught ya. - When did you teach me that? 1328 01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:27,672 I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building. 1329 01:14:27,839 --> 01:14:29,382 Hey! 1330 01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:33,011 - All right, you ready? - Of course I'm not ready! Oh! Oh, oh! 1331 01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:34,804 I can't do this yet! 1332 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,973 Everybody knows that the best way to learn... 1333 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,142 is under intense life-threatening pressure. 1334 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:41,728 Ow! 1335 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:44,272 Come on, come on, come on. 1336 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:49,818 Uh-oh. 1337 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,572 [♪♪♪] 1338 01:14:55,033 --> 01:14:56,868 [PETER] What are you doing down there? 1339 01:14:57,035 --> 01:14:58,745 I run better than I swing. 1340 01:14:58,912 --> 01:15:01,873 You gotta swing or they'll catch you. 1341 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,375 This is what you wanted. 1342 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,424 Uh-oh. 1343 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,301 Aha! 1344 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,013 [GASPS] 1345 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,640 Come back, little boy. 1346 01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,100 Aim with your hips! Look where you want it to hit. 1347 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,478 Square your shoulders. Don't forget to follow through! 1348 01:15:23,645 --> 01:15:24,979 Don't shoot off your back foot. 1349 01:15:25,146 --> 01:15:27,690 - That's too many things! - Then stop listening to me! 1350 01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:31,027 That's the best idea you've had all day! 1351 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,453 Nice, Miles! 1352 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:45,458 - Ha, ha! - Good. You're doin' it. 1353 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,211 Double tap to release and thwip it out again. 1354 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:50,046 Thwip and release. 1355 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:53,341 - And thwip. Release. Thwip. - [MILES] And release. 1356 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:55,108 [PETER] You're a natural. Thwip. Release. 1357 01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,720 - Feel the rhythm? - Whoo-hoo! Thwip. And release! 1358 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:01,099 - Good, Miles. - I gotta say, you're amazing, man. 1359 01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:02,642 We're a little team! 1360 01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:04,727 Me as the teacher who could still do it. 1361 01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:07,438 You as the student who can do it, just not as good. 1362 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:08,874 There's nowhere to swing from! 1363 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,817 Ah! Whoa! 1364 01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,276 [SHOUTS] 1365 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,153 These stones are really squishy. 1366 01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:16,531 They aren't stones! 1367 01:16:16,614 --> 01:16:19,158 [GROWLING] 1368 01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:36,718 - Freeze! - Freeze! 1369 01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:38,678 It was nice knowing you, Miles. 1370 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:43,683 [WOMAN] Hey, guys. 1371 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:44,766 Gwanda? 1372 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,604 It's Gwen, actually. 1373 01:16:48,688 --> 01:16:50,523 I'm from another dimension. 1374 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:53,234 I mean, another-another dimension. 1375 01:16:53,568 --> 01:16:56,288 [GWEN] All right, people. Let's start at the beginning one last time. 1376 01:16:56,404 --> 01:17:00,700 My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. 1377 01:17:00,867 --> 01:17:05,872 And for the last two years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. 1378 01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:07,707 You guys know the rest. 1379 01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:09,375 I joined a band. 1380 01:17:11,002 --> 01:17:12,962 Saved my dad. 1381 01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:18,426 I couldn't save my best friend... 1382 01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:20,261 Peter Parker... 1383 01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,890 so now I save everyone else. 1384 01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:26,809 And I don't do friends anymore... 1385 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,853 just to avoid any distractions. 1386 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:33,983 And one day this weird thing happened. 1387 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,570 And I mean, like, really weird. 1388 01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:45,661 I was blown into last week. 1389 01:17:49,207 --> 01:17:51,084 Literally. 1390 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:54,587 I landed in New York, but not my New York. 1391 01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:59,175 [WOMAN ON SCREEN] Lucky for these folks, Spider-Man saved the day. 1392 01:18:00,093 --> 01:18:03,137 [GWEN] My Spider-sense told me to head to Visions Academy. 1393 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:04,430 You guys are early. 1394 01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:08,142 Wasn't sure why until I met you. 1395 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:09,644 Oh. 1396 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:12,247 [MILES] How many Spider-people from how many dimensions 1397 01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:13,481 should I expect there to be? 1398 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:14,732 - Infinity. - Infinity. 1399 01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:15,858 Whoa. 1400 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:25,576 [♪♪♪] 1401 01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:33,209 KINGPIN: You're dead, Spider-Man. 1402 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:35,586 Wilson! What are you doing? 1403 01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:36,796 Vanessa. 1404 01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:38,089 VANESSA: Richard, come on. 1405 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:43,553 Vanessa! Richard! 1406 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:44,971 No! 1407 01:18:45,138 --> 01:18:47,765 Don't look back, honey. It's okay. It's okay. 1408 01:18:47,932 --> 01:18:49,350 [HORN HONKING] 1409 01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:53,437 [♪♪♪] 1410 01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,281 [GRUNTS] 1411 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,494 I killed Spider-Man. 1412 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:10,580 Why did I just see two more? 1413 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:12,915 There's three, actually. 1414 01:19:13,457 --> 01:19:15,626 No, this is good. This is very, very good. 1415 01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:17,628 This means you get what you want. 1416 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:20,298 It means my collider works. 1417 01:19:21,007 --> 01:19:24,177 All we have to do is kill a couple of Spiders. 1418 01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:26,512 And the collider will bring your family back. 1419 01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:29,599 As many families as you want. 1420 01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:40,943 Tomorrow, at my collider. 1421 01:19:41,611 --> 01:19:43,988 Our collider. 1422 01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:47,909 [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] 1423 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,579 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1424 01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:54,123 Thirty minutes or free. That's no joke. 1425 01:19:55,249 --> 01:19:57,877 - Hmm. What do you want? - Open the door. 1426 01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:03,883 - Is Miles here? - Nah. Haven't seen him in a while. 1427 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:06,093 You, either. 1428 01:20:06,177 --> 01:20:08,387 What, like, two years? 1429 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:11,265 - He's been coming here, then, huh? - It's a free country, man. 1430 01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:14,310 He's impressionable. He needs good role models. 1431 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:17,393 - What, I'm not a good role model? - What are you doing for work these days? 1432 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:18,856 [SIGHS] 1433 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:21,651 He's a good kid, Jeff. He's not like we were. 1434 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:24,237 Yeah, I know. I want him to stay that way. 1435 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,446 You think I don't? 1436 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:26,989 Look, man. 1437 01:20:27,073 --> 01:20:29,158 One way or another he's gonna find himself. 1438 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:31,452 Maybe you just need to let him. 1439 01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:34,747 Hey, guys. Somebody order a pizza? 1440 01:20:36,082 --> 01:20:40,419 Now if you'll excuse me, big bro, I got a pizza to eat. [CHUCKLES] 1441 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:43,339 If you see him, let him know his papa's looking for him. 1442 01:20:50,805 --> 01:20:51,889 He broke this? 1443 01:20:51,973 --> 01:20:52,807 Yeah. 1444 01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:56,644 He's actually really embarrassed about it, so just keep it between us, okay? 1445 01:20:56,811 --> 01:20:58,104 [CHUCKLES] 1446 01:20:58,271 --> 01:21:01,941 I know where we can make a new one. And we won't let him break it this time. 1447 01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:06,320 I'm sorry about your friend. 1448 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,073 Thanks, Miles. 1449 01:21:11,575 --> 01:21:15,788 I know how hard this is. To have to figure this stuff out on your own. 1450 01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:18,958 It's kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around. 1451 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,168 Yeah. 1452 01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:26,048 If you ever decide to do friends again, I could always open up a slot. 1453 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:30,136 I'll keep you posted. 1454 01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:32,471 MILES: Cool. 1455 01:21:34,348 --> 01:21:35,349 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1456 01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:38,769 We should probably go. 1457 01:21:38,936 --> 01:21:41,731 Peter, we're literally on the doorstep. 1458 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:44,483 PETER: Bad idea. This is a bad idea. GWEN: Just relax. 1459 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:48,988 MAY: You guys are all very sweet, but no more fans today, please. 1460 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:53,784 I'm not ready for this. 1461 01:21:55,286 --> 01:21:57,329 [♪♪♪] 1462 01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:00,374 Peter? 1463 01:22:02,126 --> 01:22:03,961 Hey, Aunt May. 1464 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:08,591 So this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an... 1465 01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,176 An alternate dimension. 1466 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:11,802 Yeah. 1467 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:15,181 You look tired, Peter. 1468 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:17,433 Well, I am tired. 1469 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,644 - And older. And thicker. - Yeah. I've heard that already. 1470 01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:23,064 Oh, jeez. Are those sweatpants? 1471 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,357 Yup, that's what they are. 1472 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:27,193 I was there... 1473 01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:29,695 when it all happened. 1474 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,781 I am so sorry. 1475 01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:33,866 And what dimension are you from? 1476 01:22:34,033 --> 01:22:35,659 Brooklyn. 1477 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,246 Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these? 1478 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:41,123 MAY: A goober. 1479 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:43,584 Follow me. 1480 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,295 [♪♪♪] 1481 01:22:47,505 --> 01:22:51,092 Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little, old shed where I keep my Spider-gear. 1482 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:53,677 [POWERING UP] 1483 01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:05,940 I mean, this place is pretentious. 1484 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,782 Whoa. 1485 01:23:19,245 --> 01:23:20,955 Dude. Was yours anything like this? 1486 01:23:21,122 --> 01:23:24,416 Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane. 1487 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:28,170 Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon. 1488 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:30,881 I feel sad for this guy. 1489 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:45,813 Hey, Peter. 1490 01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:49,066 I think this is a cape. 1491 01:24:04,999 --> 01:24:08,419 Peter knew how dangerous the job was. 1492 01:24:08,961 --> 01:24:13,257 But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man. 1493 01:24:14,925 --> 01:24:16,719 Kingpin knows we're coming. 1494 01:24:16,886 --> 01:24:18,679 We're going to be outnumbered. 1495 01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:20,931 Don't be so sure. 1496 01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:23,058 You might need these. 1497 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:25,394 [♪♪♪] 1498 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:30,691 You think you're the only people who thought to come here? 1499 01:24:33,194 --> 01:24:34,612 Hey, fellas. 1500 01:24:34,778 --> 01:24:35,946 Is he in black and white? 1501 01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:38,490 Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement. 1502 01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:40,492 Wherever I go, the wind follows. 1503 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:43,412 And the wind, it smells like rain. 1504 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:45,414 Hi, guys! 1505 01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:47,208 [SPEAKS IN JAPANESE] 1506 01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:52,922 This could literally not get any weirder. 1507 01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,925 It can get weirder. 1508 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:59,178 I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. 1509 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:01,222 No other reason. 1510 01:25:08,938 --> 01:25:10,648 ALL: You're like me. 1511 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,818 My name is Peter Parker. 1512 01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,403 My name is Peni Parker. 1513 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:18,405 My name is Peter Porker. 1514 01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:21,732 NOIR: I was bitten by a radioactive spider. - I was bitten by a radioactive pig. 1515 01:25:21,784 --> 01:25:25,329 NOIR: In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. 1516 01:25:25,496 --> 01:25:29,041 I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot. 1517 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,210 PENI: I'm from New York in the year 3145. 1518 01:25:31,377 --> 01:25:34,713 I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. 1519 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,258 And we're best friends. Forever. 1520 01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:39,486 Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips... 1521 01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:42,012 just to feel something, anything. Aw. 1522 01:25:42,179 --> 01:25:43,823 PORKER: I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. 1523 01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:46,141 When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog... 1524 01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:48,018 trying to sniff out the latest story. 1525 01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:50,121 ♪ I frolic and I dance And I do this with my pants ♪ 1526 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,939 Okay! Enough! 1527 01:25:52,523 --> 01:25:55,067 So, uh, how did you get here? 1528 01:25:55,234 --> 01:25:57,361 Well, it's kind of a long story. 1529 01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:03,659 Maybe not that long. 1530 01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:07,288 And now we're just trying to find a way home. 1531 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:12,376 The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is... 1532 01:26:12,543 --> 01:26:15,963 One of us has to stay behind and destroy it. 1533 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:17,256 ALL: I'll do it. 1534 01:26:17,423 --> 01:26:19,758 No, no, no. You guys don't get it. 1535 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,760 Don't get what? 1536 01:26:21,969 --> 01:26:24,305 [ALL GRUNTING] 1537 01:26:26,223 --> 01:26:29,101 None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die. 1538 01:26:29,727 --> 01:26:31,854 I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off. 1539 01:26:32,021 --> 01:26:35,649 And I'm gonna get you all home before I do. 1540 01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:39,945 Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it. 1541 01:26:40,446 --> 01:26:41,739 [♪♪♪] 1542 01:26:44,742 --> 01:26:45,826 Who are you again? 1543 01:26:45,993 --> 01:26:47,036 This is Miles. 1544 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,371 - And he's gonna save the multiverse. - Yeah, man. 1545 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:53,167 This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now. 1546 01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:54,752 [GRUNTS] 1547 01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:59,006 - I can't do it on command. - He can't do it on command. 1548 01:26:59,173 --> 01:27:01,675 But it is cool. Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles. 1549 01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:03,134 [GRUNTS] 1550 01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:06,847 - Can't do it on command. - He can't do it on command. 1551 01:27:07,014 --> 01:27:09,016 But he can do so much more. What else do you do? 1552 01:27:09,183 --> 01:27:11,685 - Just those two things. - Just those two things. 1553 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:13,771 NOIR: Aw, man. 1554 01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:18,359 Look, I've seen him in action. He's got potential. 1555 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:21,987 I think he's gonna get us home. 1556 01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:26,950 Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya. 1557 01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:31,163 I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once? 1558 01:27:31,330 --> 01:27:33,499 I haven't actually fought anyone. 1559 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:35,125 Surprise attack! 1560 01:27:36,502 --> 01:27:38,342 Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at? 1561 01:27:38,504 --> 01:27:39,338 Can I what? 1562 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:40,672 - Show me! - Surprise attack! 1563 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:43,485 Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer? 1564 01:27:43,509 --> 01:27:45,445 Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled... 1565 01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,322 by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions? 1566 01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:49,491 Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile... 1567 01:27:49,515 --> 01:27:51,493 so she can get out of the dang house once in a while? 1568 01:27:51,517 --> 01:27:54,019 Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie? 1569 01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:56,105 - Can you be strong? - Ruthless? 1570 01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,815 - Disciplined? - I don't know. Maybe. 1571 01:27:57,981 --> 01:27:59,608 - Psychic? - Show me some moxie, soldier! 1572 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:04,071 Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up? 1573 01:28:04,238 --> 01:28:06,158 NOIR: 'Cause when a Spider-Man is on the floor... 1574 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:07,998 PORKER: When you think you can't keep goin'... 1575 01:28:08,033 --> 01:28:10,033 GWEN: Come on, Miles. PENI: Come on. You can do it. 1576 01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:12,037 GWEN: You can do this. - Guys, cool it. 1577 01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:14,957 - Come on. You can do it! - Get up, Miles. 1578 01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:17,251 Come on, Miles. Get up. 1579 01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:25,759 You need to be more honest with yourself about this. 1580 01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:28,687 - He's not ready. It's obvious. NOIR: There's no way. He's just a kid. 1581 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,120 GWEN: If he can't do this, we have to stay and do it for him. 1582 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:33,267 He's looking right at us while we talk about him. 1583 01:28:33,434 --> 01:28:34,685 [CLANKING] 1584 01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:36,895 Miles? Miles? 1585 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:43,152 You see that? He can, uh... 1586 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,487 He can turn invisible. 1587 01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,077 [CLEARS THROAT] 1588 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,051 Oh, man. 1589 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:10,179 What do I do here? 1590 01:29:12,598 --> 01:29:15,434 [CLEARS THROAT] Hey, bud. You okay? 1591 01:29:16,018 --> 01:29:17,769 I'm not like you guys. 1592 01:29:17,853 --> 01:29:19,563 You mean the robot or the pig? 1593 01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:22,399 - Man. - Yeah, I mean, this is new to me. 1594 01:29:22,483 --> 01:29:25,944 I don't know what I'm doing, all right? Congratulations, you revealed me. 1595 01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:28,238 I'm supposed to save the world, Peter. 1596 01:29:30,741 --> 01:29:33,494 Well... there's your problem right there. 1597 01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:35,871 You can't think about saving the whole world. 1598 01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:38,832 You have to think about saving one person, Miles. 1599 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:41,168 You just think about someone you love. 1600 01:29:43,629 --> 01:29:47,007 My mom, and my uncle, and my dad. 1601 01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,343 In that order? Wanna talk about that? 1602 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:50,801 No. 1603 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:56,058 There's a Mary Jane where you come from, right? She's your one? 1604 01:29:56,850 --> 01:30:00,562 She was. I mean, she's still there, but it's, you know... 1605 01:30:01,605 --> 01:30:02,856 You wanna talk about that? 1606 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:09,738 Look, Miles, this hero thing, it gets really, really complicated, man. 1607 01:30:11,031 --> 01:30:12,407 You lose things. 1608 01:30:14,785 --> 01:30:18,205 And look, maybe if I could go back home and I could have another chance... 1609 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,792 maybe I would do some things I didn't do, okay? 1610 01:30:22,292 --> 01:30:24,127 You wanna talk about that? 1611 01:30:24,211 --> 01:30:25,462 [SCOFFS] 1612 01:30:25,546 --> 01:30:28,006 Honestly, Miles, don't do it like I did. 1613 01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:31,093 You gotta do it like you. 1614 01:30:33,303 --> 01:30:35,847 When do I know I'm Spider-Man? 1615 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:39,851 You won't. It's a leap of faith. 1616 01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:42,187 In the end, that's all it is, Miles. 1617 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,147 A leap of faith. 1618 01:30:48,777 --> 01:30:49,945 Yes! 1619 01:30:50,654 --> 01:30:52,322 That was emotional! 1620 01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:59,621 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1621 01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,250 Miles, where are you? Are you okay? Call me right away. 1622 01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:13,510 [JEFFERSON] Miles, what is going on with you? 1623 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,346 Nobody's heard from you. We don't know what's going on. 1624 01:31:16,513 --> 01:31:19,182 If you're hidin' something from us, you need to come clean. 1625 01:31:19,349 --> 01:31:20,809 You call me back. Now. 1626 01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:25,105 He's not answering me either. 1627 01:31:25,272 --> 01:31:26,898 [MILES] Dear Uncle Aaron. 1628 01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:30,360 I gotta do something, and I don't know if I can do it. 1629 01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:34,531 I'm scared, man. 1630 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:39,161 I'm just tired of lettin' everybody down. 1631 01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:45,083 You're the only one I can talk to. 1632 01:31:46,293 --> 01:31:47,711 I just wish you were here. 1633 01:31:47,878 --> 01:31:49,004 [CLATTERING] 1634 01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:12,527 [♪♪♪] 1635 01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:43,558 [PHONE BUZZES] 1636 01:32:43,725 --> 01:32:45,102 Hello, Mr. Fisk. 1637 01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:48,522 I've got the security tapes from the tunnel right here. 1638 01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:51,900 If the kid's out there, I'll find him. 1639 01:32:53,694 --> 01:32:56,113 You know me, sir. I don't ever quit. 1640 01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,241 [♪♪♪] 1641 01:34:16,359 --> 01:34:18,487 [PANTING] 1642 01:34:25,702 --> 01:34:27,913 [♪♪♪] 1643 01:34:29,414 --> 01:34:32,101 ♪ Personal insanity, got it like the alley Turn it up against the rally ♪ 1644 01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:34,479 ♪ You're running it while they're counting Keepin' score, got the tally ♪ 1645 01:34:34,503 --> 01:34:36,797 ♪ Knock 'em off at the finale Go, go! ♪ 1646 01:34:37,088 --> 01:34:38,632 ♪ They don't want it, yeah ♪ 1647 01:34:41,635 --> 01:34:43,094 ♪ They don't want it, yeah ♪♪ 1648 01:34:44,471 --> 01:34:46,181 This is... 1649 01:34:46,556 --> 01:34:48,308 - Purple. - No. 1650 01:34:48,475 --> 01:34:49,559 - Blue? - No. 1651 01:34:49,726 --> 01:34:51,228 Has anyone heard from Miles? 1652 01:34:51,394 --> 01:34:53,688 Look, he's just clearing his head. I know the kid. 1653 01:34:53,855 --> 01:34:55,482 He's got what it takes. 1654 01:34:55,941 --> 01:35:00,028 I bet you he's gonna come back through that door, recharged and ready to fight. 1655 01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:02,113 - My uncle. PETER: Hey, where have you been? 1656 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,699 My uncle Aaron, he's the Prowler. 1657 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:07,786 PETER: Slow down, Miles. - He works for Kingpin. He tried to kill me! 1658 01:35:07,953 --> 01:35:09,663 This is a pretty hard-core origin story. 1659 01:35:09,830 --> 01:35:11,957 It's okay. We're gonna figure it out. 1660 01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:15,252 - Were you followed? - No, I don't think so. 1661 01:35:16,503 --> 01:35:17,503 [CLANKING] 1662 01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:22,050 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1663 01:35:23,927 --> 01:35:27,597 - Cute place. Real homey. - Oh, great. It's Liv. 1664 01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:29,641 I guess I was followed. 1665 01:35:29,808 --> 01:35:30,851 Oh, no. 1666 01:35:31,017 --> 01:35:32,686 Get out of here, kid. 1667 01:35:32,853 --> 01:35:36,857 You messed up bigtime, kid. Very sloppy. 1668 01:35:37,023 --> 01:35:39,067 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1669 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:42,237 Let me guess. You're Scorpion. Well, we're the Spider gang. 1670 01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:44,322 Would you mind taking this outside? 1671 01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,658 NOIR: We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance. 1672 01:35:47,784 --> 01:35:49,244 Ooh, I think I'll be taking that. 1673 01:35:50,579 --> 01:35:51,997 [ALL GRUNTING] 1674 01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:56,960 Stand, niñito, dale. Prepárate a morir. 1675 01:35:57,586 --> 01:35:58,962 [MILES] Aw. Man, stupid pillows. 1676 01:36:00,338 --> 01:36:01,965 [♪♪♪] 1677 01:36:22,402 --> 01:36:23,403 I got it! 1678 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,836 I said, take it outside! 1679 01:36:45,425 --> 01:36:46,468 The key. 1680 01:36:49,095 --> 01:36:50,095 [BURPS] 1681 01:36:57,646 --> 01:36:58,730 I got this, buddy. 1682 01:36:58,897 --> 01:37:00,148 Leave the kid alone! 1683 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,070 No, no, no! No! 1684 01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:16,289 You gotta go, man. 1685 01:37:21,211 --> 01:37:22,379 Sorry, ma'am. 1686 01:37:32,764 --> 01:37:34,867 [WOMAN OVER RADIO] All vehicles in the area, we have a disturbance... 1687 01:37:34,891 --> 01:37:37,185 involving multiple Spider... people? 1688 01:37:37,352 --> 01:37:38,478 Yeah. On my way. 1689 01:37:38,645 --> 01:37:40,105 [SIREN WAILING] 1690 01:37:48,446 --> 01:37:49,781 [PROWLER] Give me that thing. 1691 01:37:50,490 --> 01:37:53,243 Don't be stupid, kid. Hand it over, now! 1692 01:38:11,386 --> 01:38:13,680 Nowhere left to run. 1693 01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:20,311 Miles? 1694 01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:21,521 Uncle Aaron. 1695 01:38:24,065 --> 01:38:26,276 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1696 01:38:31,364 --> 01:38:33,658 Please, Uncle Aaron. 1697 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:37,954 KINGPIN: Prowler. 1698 01:38:38,121 --> 01:38:40,665 What are you waitin' for? Finish it. 1699 01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:55,513 [GUNSHOT] 1700 01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:06,857 [KINGPIN GRUNTS] 1701 01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:10,069 Get out of here! 1702 01:39:17,285 --> 01:39:18,495 [FOOTSTEPS STOMPING ON ROOF] 1703 01:39:22,665 --> 01:39:24,667 [AARON PANTING] 1704 01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:31,590 No. 1705 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:33,760 Miles. 1706 01:39:33,927 --> 01:39:35,970 Uncle Aaron. 1707 01:39:36,596 --> 01:39:38,264 This is my fault. 1708 01:39:43,269 --> 01:39:45,230 No, Miles. 1709 01:39:46,231 --> 01:39:47,231 I'm sorry. 1710 01:39:50,693 --> 01:39:53,279 I wanted you to look up to me. 1711 01:39:54,239 --> 01:39:57,534 I let you down, man. I let you down. 1712 01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:04,040 You're the best of all of us, Miles. 1713 01:40:04,207 --> 01:40:06,292 You're on your way. 1714 01:40:08,711 --> 01:40:10,755 Just keep going. 1715 01:40:13,091 --> 01:40:15,134 Just keep going. 1716 01:40:16,302 --> 01:40:18,263 [♪♪♪] 1717 01:40:34,362 --> 01:40:36,406 [INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO] 1718 01:40:48,793 --> 01:40:49,919 Hands up! 1719 01:40:50,086 --> 01:40:52,630 Put your arms up. Now! 1720 01:40:53,339 --> 01:40:55,425 Turn around. 1721 01:40:57,719 --> 01:41:00,305 Hey! Hey! 1722 01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:11,357 Aaron. Aaron, no. No! 1723 01:41:20,533 --> 01:41:22,327 All units. 1724 01:41:22,744 --> 01:41:25,455 I want an APB on a new Spider-Man. 1725 01:41:55,485 --> 01:41:56,736 Hey, bud. 1726 01:41:58,279 --> 01:41:59,364 You okay? 1727 01:42:03,743 --> 01:42:06,788 We've all been there. You know, for me... 1728 01:42:06,955 --> 01:42:08,206 it was my Uncle Ben. 1729 01:42:09,707 --> 01:42:13,127 For me, it was my Uncle Benjamin. 1730 01:42:13,294 --> 01:42:16,047 For me, it was my father. 1731 01:42:16,214 --> 01:42:18,716 For me, it was my best friend. 1732 01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:23,012 Miles, the hardest thing about this job is... 1733 01:42:23,429 --> 01:42:25,515 you can't always save everybody. 1734 01:42:26,849 --> 01:42:29,936 Look, it was my fault. You wouldn't understand. 1735 01:42:30,103 --> 01:42:33,064 Miles, we're probably the only ones who do understand. 1736 01:42:36,317 --> 01:42:37,317 Oh, no. 1737 01:42:37,527 --> 01:42:39,028 [HIP-HOP PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 1738 01:42:39,904 --> 01:42:42,156 ♪ Who in here trying to start a riot? ♪ 1739 01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:45,785 That way, that way. 1740 01:42:46,619 --> 01:42:49,288 Other way, other way, other way, other way. 1741 01:42:53,334 --> 01:42:54,168 Hey there. 1742 01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:57,296 Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out. 1743 01:42:58,464 --> 01:43:01,092 ♪ Brooklyn stand up, stand up You better just fix your... ♪♪ 1744 01:43:05,471 --> 01:43:06,514 What's going on? 1745 01:43:07,473 --> 01:43:08,516 Bye, Miles. 1746 01:43:12,520 --> 01:43:16,107 - Miles, I came to say goodbye. - We can say goodbye at the collider. 1747 01:43:16,274 --> 01:43:18,276 You're not getting it. You're staying here. 1748 01:43:18,443 --> 01:43:20,403 I need to be there. So you can all go home. 1749 01:43:20,570 --> 01:43:23,781 They are going home, Miles. I'm the only one stayin'. 1750 01:43:24,532 --> 01:43:27,410 You're taking my place? If you stay here, you'll die. 1751 01:43:27,577 --> 01:43:30,955 I'm doing what needs to be done. I just wanted you to hear it from me. 1752 01:43:32,123 --> 01:43:33,166 What about MJ? 1753 01:43:34,459 --> 01:43:36,878 Not everything works out, kid. 1754 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:39,839 I need the goober. 1755 01:43:40,548 --> 01:43:42,216 Please don't make me take it from you. 1756 01:43:42,383 --> 01:43:44,886 That's not fair! You gotta tell them I can do this. 1757 01:43:45,053 --> 01:43:46,763 It wasn't their decision. 1758 01:43:50,475 --> 01:43:53,895 I gotta make Kingpin pay! You have to let me make him pay! 1759 01:43:54,062 --> 01:43:55,539 Miles, you're gonna get yourself killed. 1760 01:43:55,563 --> 01:43:56,939 But I'm ready. I promise! 1761 01:44:00,193 --> 01:44:02,111 Then venom-strike me right now. 1762 01:44:02,278 --> 01:44:06,783 Or turn invisible on command so you can get past me. 1763 01:44:07,950 --> 01:44:10,161 [GRUNTING] 1764 01:44:17,543 --> 01:44:20,421 Look, I know how much you want this, kid. 1765 01:44:20,963 --> 01:44:22,715 [NOIR] Poor little guy. 1766 01:44:26,511 --> 01:44:28,554 [PETER] But you don't have it yet. 1767 01:44:34,393 --> 01:44:35,561 I'm sorry. 1768 01:44:36,771 --> 01:44:38,481 Peter, listen to me. 1769 01:44:39,732 --> 01:44:41,400 Now you don't have to be Spider-Man. 1770 01:44:47,031 --> 01:44:48,950 [♪♪♪] 1771 01:45:15,726 --> 01:45:17,270 [MILES GRUNTING] 1772 01:45:22,483 --> 01:45:23,734 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1773 01:45:25,361 --> 01:45:26,946 JEFFERSON: Miles. 1774 01:45:27,738 --> 01:45:29,740 Miles, it's your dad. 1775 01:45:30,533 --> 01:45:32,702 Please open the door. 1776 01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:36,831 Miles, I can see your shadow movin' around. 1777 01:45:38,749 --> 01:45:42,503 Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it. You're still ignoring me. 1778 01:45:42,920 --> 01:45:45,172 Look, can we talk for a minute? 1779 01:45:46,966 --> 01:45:48,885 Something... 1780 01:45:50,678 --> 01:45:52,763 Something happened to... 1781 01:45:55,474 --> 01:45:59,061 Look, sometimes people drift apart, Miles. 1782 01:46:00,730 --> 01:46:03,941 And I don't want that to happen to us, okay? 1783 01:46:04,525 --> 01:46:09,405 I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say. 1784 01:46:11,449 --> 01:46:16,579 I see this spark in you. It's amazing. It's why I push you. 1785 01:46:17,204 --> 01:46:19,040 But it's yours. 1786 01:46:19,206 --> 01:46:22,501 Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great. 1787 01:46:29,967 --> 01:46:32,762 Look, call me when you can. Okay? 1788 01:46:33,721 --> 01:46:35,598 I love you. 1789 01:46:36,599 --> 01:46:39,268 You don't have to say it back, though. 1790 01:46:46,901 --> 01:46:48,110 [SIGHS] 1791 01:47:11,384 --> 01:47:13,386 [♪♪♪] 1792 01:47:43,457 --> 01:47:44,583 [YAWNS] 1793 01:47:45,710 --> 01:47:48,713 [BLACKWAY & BLACK CAVIAR'S "WHAT'S UP DANGER" PLAYING] 1794 01:47:58,055 --> 01:48:00,141 ♪ 200 miles per hour With a blindfold on ♪ 1795 01:48:00,516 --> 01:48:02,316 ♪ Mama always asking "Where did I go wrong?" ♪ 1796 01:48:02,393 --> 01:48:04,228 Took you long enough. 1797 01:48:05,646 --> 01:48:06,897 ♪ What's up, danger? ♪ 1798 01:48:08,399 --> 01:48:11,068 JEFFERSON: I see this spark in you. It's amazing. 1799 01:48:12,653 --> 01:48:14,822 Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great. 1800 01:48:16,198 --> 01:48:18,367 RIO: Our family doesn't run from things. 1801 01:48:18,534 --> 01:48:21,662 AARON: You're the best of all of us, Miles. You're on your way. 1802 01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:23,497 Just keep going. 1803 01:48:24,999 --> 01:48:28,127 MILES: When do I know I'm Spider-Man? 1804 01:48:28,586 --> 01:48:30,504 PETER: You won't. 1805 01:48:32,590 --> 01:48:34,175 That's all it is, Miles. 1806 01:48:34,341 --> 01:48:35,384 A leap of faith. 1807 01:48:37,303 --> 01:48:39,055 ♪ Like what's up, danger? ♪ 1808 01:48:42,433 --> 01:48:44,060 ♪ Like what's up, danger? ♪ 1809 01:48:47,521 --> 01:48:49,231 ♪ Like what's up, danger? ♪ 1810 01:48:52,777 --> 01:48:54,195 ♪ Like what's up, danger? 1811 01:48:55,071 --> 01:48:56,572 [MAY] Made 'em myself. 1812 01:48:57,364 --> 01:48:58,949 They fit perfectly. 1813 01:49:05,247 --> 01:49:07,127 - ♪ Can't stop me now ♪ - ♪ Traveled 200 miles ♪ 1814 01:49:07,208 --> 01:49:09,460 ♪ I'm knockin' at your door And I don't really care ♪ 1815 01:49:09,627 --> 01:49:11,813 - ♪ If you ain't done wrong ♪ - ♪ I said I got you now ♪ 1816 01:49:11,837 --> 01:49:14,882 ♪ What's up, danger? Don't be a stranger ♪ 1817 01:49:15,674 --> 01:49:17,843 ♪ I'm right here at your door ♪ 1818 01:49:18,928 --> 01:49:20,346 [GRUNTS] 1819 01:49:23,641 --> 01:49:25,142 [WINCES] 1820 01:49:26,143 --> 01:49:28,521 [PANTING] 1821 01:49:29,105 --> 01:49:31,232 [GRUNTS, WINCES] 1822 01:50:00,511 --> 01:50:02,596 [PENI] Kingpin has a private elevator entrance... 1823 01:50:02,763 --> 01:50:04,515 from his penthouse to the collider below. 1824 01:50:04,682 --> 01:50:06,433 [NOIR] Didn't count on having an audience. 1825 01:50:07,017 --> 01:50:09,353 [CHATTERING] 1826 01:50:16,944 --> 01:50:18,064 ALL: You gotta be kidding me. 1827 01:50:18,195 --> 01:50:21,907 Thank you. It's nice to be with you this evening to celebrate Spider-Man. 1828 01:50:22,074 --> 01:50:24,285 He and I were very close. 1829 01:50:24,869 --> 01:50:27,413 - What a pig. - I'm right here. 1830 01:50:27,580 --> 01:50:30,541 Hold on. Get a load of how the waiters are dressed. 1831 01:50:30,708 --> 01:50:32,334 It's in poor taste, but... 1832 01:50:33,169 --> 01:50:34,670 It can't be that easy. 1833 01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:37,840 It's that easy. 1834 01:50:42,636 --> 01:50:45,681 KINGPIN: I just wanna thank Mary Jane Parker for being here this evening. 1835 01:50:47,099 --> 01:50:48,225 MJ? 1836 01:50:49,768 --> 01:50:53,814 Pay attention. It's not your MJ, Peter, okay? 1837 01:50:54,356 --> 01:50:56,150 - I'm sorry, I'll be right back. - Shh! 1838 01:50:56,317 --> 01:51:00,696 Peter! Come here. Trust me. I've been there. You gotta move on, buddy. 1839 01:51:00,863 --> 01:51:02,948 It will take one second. Let me just... Oh! 1840 01:51:03,115 --> 01:51:05,951 - Hello. - Oh, wow. 1841 01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:10,331 Um... I just wondered if we could have some more bread at table 12. 1842 01:51:11,415 --> 01:51:12,458 Yeah. 1843 01:51:15,002 --> 01:51:17,046 I'm just, uh... I'm really sorry. 1844 01:51:17,421 --> 01:51:20,174 Oh! Heh. Don't be sorry. It's just bread. 1845 01:51:20,341 --> 01:51:22,676 I wasn't there for you when you needed me. 1846 01:51:22,843 --> 01:51:24,219 - Mm-hm. - I didn't even try. 1847 01:51:24,386 --> 01:51:26,889 That's fine. You know, I should really get going. 1848 01:51:27,056 --> 01:51:32,186 I know I could do better if I just had another chance to give you, uh... 1849 01:51:32,728 --> 01:51:36,357 the bread that you deserve. 1850 01:51:36,732 --> 01:51:39,401 - Are you okay? - We'll take care of that bread right now. 1851 01:51:39,568 --> 01:51:41,695 Well, it's been nice, uh, talking to you. 1852 01:51:41,862 --> 01:51:44,657 For you, they should fill this place up with fresh bread. 1853 01:51:44,823 --> 01:51:47,034 - You all right, man? - Oh, yeah. Totally. 1854 01:51:47,201 --> 01:51:49,121 [GWEN] Good, 'cause we are not getting any bread. 1855 01:51:50,621 --> 01:51:53,248 - Hey. What you got in there? - [GWEN] Oh! 1856 01:51:53,332 --> 01:51:57,002 Just your typical stuff. Liver, hard cheese, bar-le-duc sandwiches. 1857 01:51:57,086 --> 01:51:57,920 Nothing unusual. 1858 01:51:58,003 --> 01:52:00,714 Well, that's good, 'cause I'm kinda hungry. 1859 01:52:00,798 --> 01:52:03,175 [LAUGHING] 1860 01:52:03,258 --> 01:52:06,261 Look at this! They even got the mask on him. 1861 01:52:06,345 --> 01:52:07,972 I know, right? 1862 01:52:08,055 --> 01:52:10,057 [LAUGHING] 1863 01:52:10,140 --> 01:52:11,308 [PANTING] 1864 01:52:11,392 --> 01:52:14,561 - I don't eat pork. - [PORKER] You don't deserve pork. 1865 01:52:15,688 --> 01:52:18,399 Right through there. Have fun. 1866 01:52:21,527 --> 01:52:23,946 Yeah. They think we're dumb. 1867 01:52:24,029 --> 01:52:26,407 - They are dumb. - They are so dumb. 1868 01:52:26,907 --> 01:52:28,951 [RUMBLING] 1869 01:52:29,118 --> 01:52:33,205 [KINGPIN] I'm just sorry my family can't see what we're doing here tonight. 1870 01:52:34,123 --> 01:52:36,166 [♪♪♪] 1871 01:52:40,796 --> 01:52:44,299 [COMPUTER] Initializing primary ignition sequence. 1872 01:52:49,179 --> 01:52:50,556 [NOIR] Sleep. 1873 01:52:52,558 --> 01:52:53,976 Start the sequence. 1874 01:52:54,143 --> 01:52:56,687 [MAN] Uploading Vanessa Fisk and Richard Fisk DNA sequence. 1875 01:52:56,854 --> 01:52:59,398 [WOMAN] Beginning scan for dimensional matches. 1876 01:53:06,989 --> 01:53:09,908 - It should be right there. - [NOIR] What a beautiful painting. 1877 01:53:09,992 --> 01:53:11,243 I love the use of purple. 1878 01:53:11,326 --> 01:53:13,370 Again, color's not his strong suit. 1879 01:53:13,454 --> 01:53:14,705 It's purple! 1880 01:53:26,133 --> 01:53:27,801 [NOIR] Peter! Shake a leg. Let's go. 1881 01:53:29,928 --> 01:53:31,680 [♪♪♪] 1882 01:53:34,016 --> 01:53:38,437 [COMPUTER] Secondary ignition in five, four... 1883 01:53:38,604 --> 01:53:43,067 three, two, one. 1884 01:53:52,785 --> 01:53:53,994 [GASPS] 1885 01:53:58,707 --> 01:53:59,707 [PETER GRUNTS] 1886 01:53:59,792 --> 01:54:02,377 Peter, you don't have to stay behind. I can do it. 1887 01:54:02,836 --> 01:54:04,296 It's okay. 1888 01:54:04,463 --> 01:54:06,465 I've made up my mind. 1889 01:54:10,761 --> 01:54:13,055 I'll put the goober in and take over the beam. 1890 01:54:13,222 --> 01:54:15,933 After you're gone, I'll blow it up. 1891 01:54:16,308 --> 01:54:17,351 Good luck, guys. 1892 01:54:21,605 --> 01:54:22,856 GWEN: They know we're here. 1893 01:54:28,821 --> 01:54:30,405 [PETER YELLING] 1894 01:54:30,572 --> 01:54:33,492 Nice to see you again, Peter. 1895 01:54:38,330 --> 01:54:39,164 [NOIR GRUNTING] 1896 01:54:39,331 --> 01:54:41,375 PENI: I got you covered! 1897 01:54:41,542 --> 01:54:43,377 These guys are the pits. 1898 01:54:45,420 --> 01:54:46,672 [GRUNTS] 1899 01:54:50,717 --> 01:54:52,511 Why is this always difficult? 1900 01:54:52,678 --> 01:54:54,596 DOC OCK: Where you going, Peter? 1901 01:54:55,430 --> 01:54:56,765 Any last words? 1902 01:54:56,932 --> 01:54:59,810 Can I get a minute to think about it? You have a pen? 1903 01:54:59,977 --> 01:55:02,646 Goodbye, Peter Parker. 1904 01:55:04,398 --> 01:55:06,024 [♪♪♪] 1905 01:55:12,489 --> 01:55:14,199 Who did that?! 1906 01:55:20,497 --> 01:55:22,624 - Miles? - Spider-Man? 1907 01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:27,045 - Wow, Miles. You're doing it on command! - It's about time, right? 1908 01:55:27,754 --> 01:55:29,691 PORKER: Look who's here! GWEN: You figured it out. 1909 01:55:29,715 --> 01:55:31,925 - I love you! I am so proud of you! - Ha, ha, ha. 1910 01:55:32,092 --> 01:55:33,969 Do I want kids? 1911 01:55:34,344 --> 01:55:36,305 Oh, yeah, I forgot about her. 1912 01:55:38,182 --> 01:55:41,727 - Well, that doesn't look promising. - No, it doesn't. 1913 01:55:47,524 --> 01:55:49,985 SCIENTIST: I've got genetic matches. Hold on. 1914 01:55:50,152 --> 01:55:51,236 It's too risky. 1915 01:55:51,403 --> 01:55:52,529 Shut up and turn it up. 1916 01:55:52,696 --> 01:55:54,299 PETER: On your left! MILES: On your right! 1917 01:55:54,323 --> 01:55:56,742 PETER: I got five o'clock! Three o'clock! Two o'clock! 1918 01:55:56,909 --> 01:55:59,077 Every direction! 1919 01:56:01,705 --> 01:56:03,582 Get to a shelter. I'll be right there. 1920 01:56:03,749 --> 01:56:04,750 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1921 01:56:04,917 --> 01:56:07,157 [IN ENGLISH] I tried the school, but I can't get through. 1922 01:56:21,058 --> 01:56:23,518 MILES: Guys, are you seeing this? 1923 01:56:24,436 --> 01:56:26,563 GWEN: Looks like our dimensions are coming to us. 1924 01:56:26,730 --> 01:56:28,815 PETER: Does look cool though, right? 1925 01:56:29,191 --> 01:56:31,193 GWEN: We gotta get back up there. 1926 01:56:33,403 --> 01:56:36,573 NOIR: Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums? 1927 01:56:36,740 --> 01:56:39,159 You hard-boiled turtle slapper! 1928 01:56:42,162 --> 01:56:43,372 [GASPING] 1929 01:56:51,421 --> 01:56:52,881 [GROWLING] 1930 01:56:57,469 --> 01:56:58,679 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 1931 01:56:58,845 --> 01:56:59,930 [CHUCKLING] 1932 01:57:00,097 --> 01:57:03,433 [IN ENGLISH] What are you, some kind of silly cartoon? 1933 01:57:03,600 --> 01:57:06,687 You got a problem with cartoons? 1934 01:57:06,853 --> 01:57:08,021 [GRUNTING] 1935 01:57:11,525 --> 01:57:13,235 Blammo! 1936 01:57:18,365 --> 01:57:21,910 Aww. Did that feel like a cartoon? 1937 01:57:22,077 --> 01:57:23,077 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1938 01:57:35,799 --> 01:57:36,799 Gwen! 1939 01:57:45,642 --> 01:57:46,727 I like your suit. 1940 01:57:46,893 --> 01:57:48,353 Thanks. I made it myself. 1941 01:57:48,520 --> 01:57:52,190 PETER: That was adorable, team! Now, hold on tight! 1942 01:58:05,996 --> 01:58:08,248 GWEN: Buckle up, guys. This is gonna take a while. 1943 01:58:08,498 --> 01:58:10,083 [CACKLING] 1944 01:58:10,250 --> 01:58:11,250 [HORN HONKS] 1945 01:58:12,210 --> 01:58:13,754 All right. Never mind. 1946 01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:14,963 Let's end this thing. 1947 01:58:15,130 --> 01:58:16,173 Guys, I got it. 1948 01:58:16,340 --> 01:58:18,091 I'll go. I'm the one with the goo... 1949 01:58:19,551 --> 01:58:20,844 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 1950 01:58:21,011 --> 01:58:24,056 Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands. 1951 01:58:25,015 --> 01:58:26,850 [♪♪♪] 1952 01:58:28,352 --> 01:58:29,936 PETER: Miles! GWEN: Be careful! 1953 01:58:42,407 --> 01:58:44,826 Whoo! That was crazy. 1954 01:58:45,243 --> 01:58:46,787 We taught him that, right? 1955 01:58:46,953 --> 01:58:49,748 I didn't teach him that. And you definitely didn't. 1956 01:58:52,584 --> 01:58:54,461 [♪♪♪] 1957 01:59:07,682 --> 01:59:08,934 NOIR: You okay? 1958 01:59:10,560 --> 01:59:12,145 Come on. 1959 01:59:18,735 --> 01:59:21,363 Guys, I got control of the beam! Get up here! 1960 01:59:22,989 --> 01:59:25,951 COMPUTER: Alert! Quantum polarity has been reversed. 1961 01:59:26,535 --> 01:59:28,286 [YELLS] 1962 01:59:31,790 --> 01:59:33,333 GWEN: Guess this is it. 1963 01:59:33,500 --> 01:59:36,795 Well, nice to know we're not alone. 1964 01:59:37,504 --> 01:59:39,965 - Right? GWEN: Yeah. 1965 01:59:40,715 --> 01:59:43,093 I got the portal open. You first, Peni. 1966 01:59:43,260 --> 01:59:45,220 Thank you, Miles. 1967 01:59:45,387 --> 01:59:47,514 From both of us. 1968 01:59:50,517 --> 01:59:53,645 I, uh, love you all. 1969 01:59:54,187 --> 01:59:56,606 I'm taking this cube thing with me. 1970 01:59:56,773 --> 01:59:58,692 I don't understand it. 1971 01:59:58,859 --> 02:00:00,735 But I will. 1972 02:00:04,489 --> 02:00:05,782 PORKER: I want you to have this. 1973 02:00:06,158 --> 02:00:07,701 It'll fit in your pocket. 1974 02:00:09,286 --> 02:00:11,079 That's all, folks. 1975 02:00:11,246 --> 02:00:14,166 PETER: Is he allowed to say that, legally? 1976 02:00:17,627 --> 02:00:19,546 Do I get to like the hairdo now? 1977 02:00:19,796 --> 02:00:21,006 [CHUCKLES] 1978 02:00:21,173 --> 02:00:22,841 You know I'm older than you. 1979 02:00:23,008 --> 02:00:26,261 15 months, but it's pretty significant if you ask me. 1980 02:00:26,428 --> 02:00:30,140 Well, Einstein said time was relative, right? 1981 02:00:30,307 --> 02:00:32,809 Heh. Nice. 1982 02:00:35,395 --> 02:00:36,980 Friends? 1983 02:00:38,398 --> 02:00:39,649 Friends. 1984 02:00:39,816 --> 02:00:40,942 Cool. 1985 02:00:41,109 --> 02:00:42,736 See you around, Spider-Man. 1986 02:00:53,872 --> 02:00:54,915 Your turn. 1987 02:00:56,124 --> 02:00:59,044 Yeah, yeah. Right. 1988 02:01:02,422 --> 02:01:04,508 You're not going anywhere! 1989 02:01:05,050 --> 02:01:07,135 I'll hold him off. You shut this down. 1990 02:01:07,302 --> 02:01:08,762 Peter, that wasn't the deal! 1991 02:01:08,929 --> 02:01:12,474 Push the green button! Do not wait for me! 1992 02:01:14,976 --> 02:01:18,355 - Ahh! What are you doing? - You gotta go home! 1993 02:01:18,522 --> 02:01:21,316 This guy could kill you! I can't let Spider-Man die. 1994 02:01:21,483 --> 02:01:23,235 Neither can I. 1995 02:01:25,362 --> 02:01:26,613 It's okay. 1996 02:01:27,531 --> 02:01:29,241 Yeah, it is okay. 1997 02:01:33,411 --> 02:01:35,872 You gotta go home, man. 1998 02:01:37,374 --> 02:01:39,251 How do I know I'm not gonna mess it up again? 1999 02:01:39,876 --> 02:01:41,378 You won't. 2000 02:01:41,711 --> 02:01:44,089 Heh. Right. 2001 02:01:44,256 --> 02:01:46,091 It's a leap of faith. 2002 02:01:55,141 --> 02:01:57,394 Not bad, kid. 2003 02:02:04,651 --> 02:02:06,361 [♪♪♪] 2004 02:02:06,528 --> 02:02:07,571 Kingpin! 2005 02:02:21,334 --> 02:02:22,419 Nope! 2006 02:02:22,586 --> 02:02:24,546 Sorry! That's cheating. 2007 02:02:26,798 --> 02:02:27,882 Adiós. 2008 02:02:36,391 --> 02:02:38,476 I gotta get to that button. 2009 02:02:43,773 --> 02:02:44,608 Oh, no. 2010 02:02:44,774 --> 02:02:47,110 Not so easy doing it on your own, is it? 2011 02:02:50,739 --> 02:02:53,325 I can't wait to kill one more Spider-Man. 2012 02:02:53,825 --> 02:02:56,328 [VANESSA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 2013 02:02:56,703 --> 02:02:58,663 - Where am I? - What? 2014 02:02:58,830 --> 02:03:00,332 Wilson? 2015 02:03:00,498 --> 02:03:03,460 - Is this what you want, man? VANESSA: What are you doing? 2016 02:03:03,627 --> 02:03:05,754 Vanessa. Vanessa. 2017 02:03:05,920 --> 02:03:08,381 - What are we doing here? - I don't know, Richard. 2018 02:03:08,548 --> 02:03:09,758 It's me. You know me. 2019 02:03:10,842 --> 02:03:12,594 VANESSA: We're leaving now. 2020 02:03:12,761 --> 02:03:14,512 Don't go. 2021 02:03:14,804 --> 02:03:16,139 Stay with me. 2022 02:03:16,306 --> 02:03:18,058 Please! 2023 02:03:23,271 --> 02:03:25,940 You're not stopping this. Not today. 2024 02:03:26,358 --> 02:03:28,610 I am stopping this. Right now! 2025 02:03:36,910 --> 02:03:38,036 I need backup. 2026 02:03:38,203 --> 02:03:39,496 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO] 2027 02:03:42,749 --> 02:03:43,875 [GRUNTING] 2028 02:04:16,616 --> 02:04:18,159 Come on. 2029 02:04:26,334 --> 02:04:28,920 The real Spider-Man couldn't even beat me. 2030 02:04:31,506 --> 02:04:33,341 You're nothing! 2031 02:04:39,180 --> 02:04:41,558 You took my family. 2032 02:04:45,270 --> 02:04:49,482 And now I'm gonna make sure you never see yours again. 2033 02:04:50,275 --> 02:04:51,526 [YELLS] 2034 02:04:58,575 --> 02:05:00,326 [♪♪♪] 2035 02:05:09,169 --> 02:05:10,712 Get up, Spider-Man. 2036 02:05:13,214 --> 02:05:15,842 Get up! Come on! 2037 02:05:17,927 --> 02:05:19,387 [GRUNTS] 2038 02:05:22,432 --> 02:05:25,935 Come on. Come on. Come on. 2039 02:05:34,652 --> 02:05:36,863 [♪♪♪] 2040 02:05:37,030 --> 02:05:39,574 I'll always have my family. 2041 02:05:40,241 --> 02:05:41,826 You ever hear of the shoulder touch? 2042 02:05:43,036 --> 02:05:44,078 What? 2043 02:05:48,374 --> 02:05:49,375 [IN DEEP VOICE] Hey. 2044 02:05:59,052 --> 02:06:03,389 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, Kingpin! Push the green button for me! 2045 02:06:46,474 --> 02:06:50,728 The power of the multiverse... in the palm of my hand. 2046 02:07:04,117 --> 02:07:05,159 Dad! 2047 02:07:07,245 --> 02:07:08,746 Come on, come on, come on! 2048 02:07:09,664 --> 02:07:11,374 [SCREAMING] 2049 02:07:37,734 --> 02:07:39,736 [PANTING] 2050 02:07:41,070 --> 02:07:43,031 [JEFFERSON COUGHING] 2051 02:07:51,289 --> 02:07:54,167 [SIRENS WAILING] 2052 02:08:00,632 --> 02:08:03,635 [CELL PHONE BUZZING] 2053 02:08:05,303 --> 02:08:07,764 Miles? Miles? Are you okay? 2054 02:08:07,930 --> 02:08:08,973 Yeah, I'm okay. 2055 02:08:10,016 --> 02:08:11,184 You're probably busy... 2056 02:08:11,351 --> 02:08:13,186 No! I can talk, I can talk. 2057 02:08:14,062 --> 02:08:17,315 Look, so I came by earlier because, uh... 2058 02:08:18,524 --> 02:08:20,902 - Your uncle... - I know, Dad. 2059 02:08:22,195 --> 02:08:23,488 I am so sorry. 2060 02:08:23,655 --> 02:08:25,198 Yeah. 2061 02:08:25,740 --> 02:08:27,158 Do you know who did it? 2062 02:08:27,325 --> 02:08:28,951 I thought I did. 2063 02:08:29,118 --> 02:08:30,870 But I was wrong. 2064 02:08:31,287 --> 02:08:34,374 Look, Miles, what I said at the door... 2065 02:08:34,749 --> 02:08:36,626 it wasn't just talk. 2066 02:08:38,086 --> 02:08:42,757 Look, you know, I was thinking maybe we could find a nice wall... 2067 02:08:42,924 --> 02:08:46,052 privately owned, like at the police station... 2068 02:08:46,219 --> 02:08:51,641 and you could, um, "throw up" some of your art. 2069 02:08:52,350 --> 02:08:54,227 Man, I'm bad at this. 2070 02:08:54,769 --> 02:08:57,772 Okay, Miles. Miles? You there? 2071 02:08:57,939 --> 02:09:00,692 Oh, come on, man. C-Mobile! 2072 02:09:00,858 --> 02:09:02,985 - [IN DEEP VOICE] Officer. - Spider-Man! 2073 02:09:03,736 --> 02:09:05,947 Listen, um, down there, that was... 2074 02:09:06,114 --> 02:09:07,615 I mean, I owe you... 2075 02:09:07,782 --> 02:09:10,118 Okay! 2076 02:09:16,040 --> 02:09:17,041 [CLEARS THROAT] 2077 02:09:17,208 --> 02:09:19,335 I look forward to workin' with you. 2078 02:09:19,502 --> 02:09:22,255 Heh, heh. Yeah, me, too. I guess. 2079 02:09:22,422 --> 02:09:25,258 I don't approve of your methods... 2080 02:09:25,633 --> 02:09:28,803 but we're just gonna have to agree to disagree. 2081 02:09:28,970 --> 02:09:31,180 Thank you for your bravery tonight. 2082 02:09:31,931 --> 02:09:33,057 - I love you. - Heh, heh. 2083 02:09:33,224 --> 02:09:34,559 Wait, what? 2084 02:09:34,726 --> 02:09:36,769 [IN NORMAL VOICE] And look behind you! 2085 02:09:37,562 --> 02:09:39,313 [♪♪♪] 2086 02:09:44,110 --> 02:09:45,403 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 2087 02:09:47,739 --> 02:09:49,240 All right. Cool. Yeah. 2088 02:09:49,407 --> 02:09:52,160 - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Spider-Man, a su servicio. Thank you. 2089 02:09:52,326 --> 02:09:54,486 - Hey, man. What's up, little man? MAN: New Spider-Man. 2090 02:09:54,620 --> 02:09:57,707 Yeah. Yeah, I'm the new Spider-Man. Check it out. 2091 02:09:57,874 --> 02:09:59,125 Whoa! 2092 02:09:59,417 --> 02:10:01,794 That was part of the move. 2093 02:10:02,336 --> 02:10:06,549 Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. 2094 02:10:06,716 --> 02:10:10,386 My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. 2095 02:10:10,553 --> 02:10:14,098 And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. 2096 02:10:14,265 --> 02:10:15,391 I think you know the rest. 2097 02:10:15,558 --> 02:10:16,851 I finished my essay. 2098 02:10:17,977 --> 02:10:20,188 Saved a bunch of people. 2099 02:10:21,689 --> 02:10:23,357 - Got hit by a drone. - Ouch! 2100 02:10:23,775 --> 02:10:25,151 I did this with my dad. 2101 02:10:26,611 --> 02:10:28,821 Met my roommate. Finally. 2102 02:10:30,656 --> 02:10:34,160 Slapped a sticker where my dad's never gonna find it. 2103 02:10:34,327 --> 02:10:38,539 And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through... 2104 02:10:39,707 --> 02:10:41,626 I remember my friends who get it. 2105 02:10:42,460 --> 02:10:43,795 [DOORBELL RINGS] 2106 02:10:48,549 --> 02:10:51,052 I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. 2107 02:10:51,219 --> 02:10:52,595 But I can. 2108 02:10:54,180 --> 02:10:55,973 Anyone can wear the mask. 2109 02:10:57,475 --> 02:11:00,061 You could wear the mask. 2110 02:11:01,354 --> 02:11:04,690 If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. 2111 02:11:13,241 --> 02:11:14,283 'Cause I'm Spider-Man. 2112 02:11:16,327 --> 02:11:18,621 And I'm not the only one. 2113 02:11:19,163 --> 02:11:20,414 Not by a long shot. 2114 02:11:20,581 --> 02:11:23,084 ♪ Needless to say I keep her in check ♪ 2115 02:11:23,251 --> 02:11:25,628 ♪ She was all bad-bad, nevertheless ♪ 2116 02:11:25,795 --> 02:11:28,089 ♪ Callin' it quits now Baby, I'm a wreck ♪♪ 2117 02:11:28,256 --> 02:11:31,467 [GWEN] Miles. Miles! 2118 02:11:31,634 --> 02:11:33,427 You got a minute? 2119 02:11:38,099 --> 02:11:40,142 [♪♪♪] 2120 02:11:45,731 --> 02:11:47,149 ♪ Stepped out of my zone ♪ 2121 02:11:47,316 --> 02:11:48,943 ♪ I had to get out all alone ♪ 2122 02:11:49,151 --> 02:11:50,820 ♪ And figure it out on my own ♪ 2123 02:11:50,987 --> 02:11:52,947 ♪ And I know what I really want now ♪ 2124 02:11:53,114 --> 02:11:54,657 ♪ Can't stop me, can't break me ♪ 2125 02:11:54,824 --> 02:11:56,409 ♪ What don't kill me gon' make me ♪ 2126 02:11:56,576 --> 02:11:59,829 ♪ Shoot for the stars, no safety And now I see clear in HD ♪ 2127 02:12:01,747 --> 02:12:05,251 Thank you so much for watching that. That was really fun to show you. 2128 02:12:05,334 --> 02:12:07,563 I'm really impressed you made it all the way through to the end. 2129 02:12:07,587 --> 02:12:09,297 You guys are true believers. 2130 02:12:09,380 --> 02:12:11,257 Believe it or not, there's more. 2131 02:12:11,340 --> 02:12:13,175 And we don't want you to miss out on it. 2132 02:12:13,259 --> 02:12:16,637 - So root around all over this disc. - There are Easter eggs. 2133 02:12:16,721 --> 02:12:20,099 - Or electronic thing. - Bonuses, interviews. 2134 02:12:20,182 --> 02:12:21,767 All sorts of crazy stuff. 2135 02:12:21,851 --> 02:12:25,354 And if you're a completist, which you clearly are, 2136 02:12:25,438 --> 02:12:26,856 do not get up from that couch. 2137 02:12:26,939 --> 02:12:28,774 - Go check it out. - Please. 2138 02:12:29,191 --> 02:12:31,068 ♪ Gotta go hard Gotta go hard ♪ 2139 02:12:31,235 --> 02:12:33,035 ♪ I ain't got time to waste I ain't got time ♪ 2140 02:12:33,279 --> 02:12:34,614 ♪ I gotta go high Gotta go high ♪ 2141 02:12:34,822 --> 02:12:36,282 ♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪ 2142 02:12:36,449 --> 02:12:38,159 ♪ They wanna fight They wanna fight ♪ 2143 02:12:38,326 --> 02:12:40,304 ♪ I'm just gon' let 'em hate I'm just gon' let 'em hate ♪ 2144 02:12:40,328 --> 02:12:42,038 ♪ I gotta go high Gotta go high ♪ 2145 02:12:42,204 --> 02:12:44,081 ♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪ 2146 02:12:44,415 --> 02:12:47,168 ♪ You gotta choose a side You gotta choose a side ♪ 2147 02:12:47,335 --> 02:12:49,587 ♪ You better keep You better do what's right ♪ 2148 02:12:49,754 --> 02:12:51,088 ♪ Or you gonna lose the fight ♪ 2149 02:12:51,255 --> 02:12:52,465 ♪ Gotta go hard ♪ 2150 02:12:52,632 --> 02:12:54,467 ♪ Gotta choose a side I'm gon' let 'em hate ♪ 2151 02:12:54,634 --> 02:12:56,052 ♪ You better Gotta go high ♪ 2152 02:12:56,218 --> 02:12:58,018 ♪ You better do what's right I gotta elevate ♪ 2153 02:12:58,471 --> 02:12:59,513 ♪ Heroes never die ♪ 2154 02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:00,991 ♪ I'm a web slinger To a gunslinger ♪ 2155 02:13:01,015 --> 02:13:02,683 ♪ No millimeter This is my arena ♪ 2156 02:13:02,850 --> 02:13:04,610 ♪ I'm the black widow With the best stinger ♪ 2157 02:13:04,727 --> 02:13:06,496 ♪ And I'll make you scream Like a bad singer ♪ 2158 02:13:06,520 --> 02:13:08,731 ♪ I'm everything that you Wanna be plus more ♪ 2159 02:13:08,898 --> 02:13:10,566 ♪ Since there's no heroes anymore ♪ 2160 02:13:10,733 --> 02:13:12,453 ♪ Jump out the window Him with the mask on ♪ 2161 02:13:12,526 --> 02:13:14,338 ♪ Who the bad man That our man gotta bash on? ♪ 2162 02:13:14,362 --> 02:13:16,697 ♪ Oh, we'll never link up Blink and you will see us ♪ 2163 02:13:16,864 --> 02:13:19,659 ♪ Young prince 'bout to ink up See me in the NYC ♪ 2164 02:13:19,825 --> 02:13:21,118 ♪ You can never swing by me ♪ 2165 02:13:21,661 --> 02:13:24,246 ♪ Oh, we'll never link up Blink and you will see us ♪ 2166 02:13:24,413 --> 02:13:26,999 ♪ Young prince 'bout to ink up See me in the NYC ♪ 2167 02:13:27,166 --> 02:13:28,793 ♪ Home of the B.I.G., yo ♪ 2168 02:13:28,960 --> 02:13:30,836 ♪ They just slander me I just plan to be ♪ 2169 02:13:31,003 --> 02:13:32,672 ♪ Something powerful for my family ♪ 2170 02:13:32,838 --> 02:13:34,548 ♪ Tried to balance life And my sanity ♪ 2171 02:13:34,715 --> 02:13:36,509 ♪ Show a different side of humanity ♪ 2172 02:13:36,676 --> 02:13:38,302 ♪ So amazing, keep upraising ♪ 2173 02:13:38,469 --> 02:13:40,096 ♪ Save you from a home invasion ♪ 2174 02:13:40,262 --> 02:13:41,722 ♪ Chasing robbers from the bank ♪ 2175 02:13:41,889 --> 02:13:44,558 ♪ You facing friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪ 2176 02:13:44,725 --> 02:13:45,559 ♪ Gotta go hard ♪ 2177 02:13:45,726 --> 02:13:47,245 ♪ I ain't got time to waste I ain't got time ♪ 2178 02:13:47,269 --> 02:13:48,938 ♪ I gotta go high Gotta go high ♪ 2179 02:13:49,105 --> 02:13:50,940 ♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪ 2180 02:13:51,107 --> 02:13:52,650 ♪ They wanna fight They wanna fight ♪ 2181 02:13:52,817 --> 02:13:54,920 ♪ I'm just gon' let 'em hate I'm just gon' let 'em hate ♪ 2182 02:13:54,944 --> 02:13:56,320 ♪ I gotta go high Gotta go high ♪ 2183 02:13:56,487 --> 02:13:57,989 ♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪ 2184 02:13:58,155 --> 02:14:00,199 ♪ Okay, I fight crime Through the nighttime ♪ 2185 02:14:00,366 --> 02:14:02,159 ♪ When the lights shine, I go python ♪ 2186 02:14:02,326 --> 02:14:04,036 ♪ I'm falling on my last lifeline ♪ 2187 02:14:04,203 --> 02:14:05,955 ♪ There's no way in my right mind ♪ 2188 02:14:06,122 --> 02:14:07,748 ♪ My city up on my back tight ♪ 2189 02:14:07,915 --> 02:14:09,625 ♪ How can I possibly act right? ♪ 2190 02:14:09,792 --> 02:14:11,460 ♪ I'm Robin Hood, I'm the black knight ♪ 2191 02:14:11,627 --> 02:14:13,379 ♪ I know you heard 'bout my last fight ♪ 2192 02:14:13,546 --> 02:14:15,339 ♪ 'Cause I win over and over again ♪ 2193 02:14:15,506 --> 02:14:17,258 ♪ Battling evil, I'm hoping to win ♪ 2194 02:14:17,425 --> 02:14:19,145 ♪ Fighting my demons I'm nice for a reason ♪ 2195 02:14:19,218 --> 02:14:20,988 ♪ Enticed with the bleeding I'm showing my sins ♪ 2196 02:14:21,012 --> 02:14:23,556 ♪ How can you expect me to stay sane? ♪ 2197 02:14:23,723 --> 02:14:26,267 ♪ Protect me My technique go X speed ♪ 2198 02:14:26,434 --> 02:14:28,310 ♪ On highways and Jet Skis ♪ 2199 02:14:28,477 --> 02:14:30,330 ♪ Look, I ain't got no time To be hanging around nobody ♪ 2200 02:14:30,354 --> 02:14:32,114 ♪ Trying to figure out If they good or evil ♪ 2201 02:14:32,231 --> 02:14:33,750 ♪ I'm fighting the crime Saving your lives ♪ 2202 02:14:33,774 --> 02:14:36,086 ♪ One at a time, I'm killing the rhymes I do it for the people ♪ 2203 02:14:36,110 --> 02:14:37,587 ♪ I'm Peter Parker Running through The Six ♪ 2204 02:14:37,611 --> 02:14:39,631 ♪ With a bag full of tricks, my boy You better choose a side ♪ 2205 02:14:39,655 --> 02:14:41,550 ♪ I may have lost the battle But I will not lose the war ♪ 2206 02:14:41,574 --> 02:14:43,343 ♪ I can promise you I will not lose this time ♪ 2207 02:14:43,367 --> 02:14:45,303 ♪ I did it all independent, no Really, y'all, independent ♪ 2208 02:14:45,327 --> 02:14:46,513 ♪ Now we winning I got my homeys ♪ 2209 02:14:46,537 --> 02:14:47,973 ♪ Cooking up in the kitchen Intuition say ♪ 2210 02:14:47,997 --> 02:14:49,641 ♪ We gon' have to win And give us the business ♪ 2211 02:14:49,665 --> 02:14:51,601 ♪ The world is mine and you Gon' have to pay me attention ♪ 2212 02:14:51,625 --> 02:14:53,103 ♪ And I did everything That I did on my own ♪ 2213 02:14:53,127 --> 02:14:54,938 ♪ I'm the only one for real There can never be a clone ♪ 2214 02:14:54,962 --> 02:14:56,565 ♪ Better talk to me nice Better watch your tone ♪ 2215 02:14:56,589 --> 02:14:57,983 ♪ And I'm putting on for my home slice ♪ 2216 02:14:58,007 --> 02:14:59,050 ♪ So I gotta go hard ♪ 2217 02:14:59,842 --> 02:15:02,094 ♪ I gotta elevate I gotta elevate ♪♪ 2218 02:15:26,285 --> 02:15:27,953 [♪♪♪] 2219 02:15:41,675 --> 02:15:44,929 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2220 02:15:45,387 --> 02:15:48,474 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2221 02:15:49,058 --> 02:15:52,228 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2222 02:15:52,686 --> 02:15:55,564 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2223 02:15:58,234 --> 02:16:01,487 ♪ I went from boy to a man, wow Opposition had to stand down ♪ 2224 02:16:01,654 --> 02:16:04,615 ♪ And I had to make a perfect plan Now I'm on the wave ♪ 2225 02:16:05,616 --> 02:16:08,911 ♪ I had to fight for the city I had to fight for the people ♪ 2226 02:16:09,328 --> 02:16:10,955 ♪ You gotta do what all leaders do ♪ 2227 02:16:11,163 --> 02:16:13,483 ♪ Everyone here, we believe in you Know you can be a hero ♪ 2228 02:16:13,624 --> 02:16:16,418 ♪ 'Cause we see you do it And this is the time that we needin' you ♪ 2229 02:16:16,585 --> 02:16:18,420 ♪ Everyone is here to see you move ♪ 2230 02:16:18,587 --> 02:16:20,172 ♪ Winnin', we winnin', we winnin' ♪ 2231 02:16:20,339 --> 02:16:21,966 ♪ We put a world on a wave ♪ 2232 02:16:22,758 --> 02:16:24,361 ♪ And every time You swinging through the city ♪ 2233 02:16:24,385 --> 02:16:25,553 ♪ You are saving the day ♪ 2234 02:16:25,761 --> 02:16:29,098 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2235 02:16:29,598 --> 02:16:32,977 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2236 02:16:33,144 --> 02:16:36,397 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2237 02:16:36,981 --> 02:16:40,401 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2238 02:16:40,568 --> 02:16:43,779 ♪ We had to fight for the town Now there's no villains allowed ♪ 2239 02:16:44,280 --> 02:16:48,033 ♪ Everyone cheer in the crowd But I'm still way up, I'm over the clouds ♪ 2240 02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:51,203 ♪ We had to fight for the city Competition was lethal ♪ 2241 02:16:51,745 --> 02:16:55,207 ♪ Honestly, it's no biggie I had to do what all leaders do ♪ 2242 02:16:55,457 --> 02:16:58,627 ♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they don't want it, I promise ♪ 2243 02:16:59,128 --> 02:17:02,339 ♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they don't want it, I promise ♪ 2244 02:17:02,631 --> 02:17:06,260 ♪ Uh-oh, they don't want it man Uh-oh, they can't handle my problems ♪ 2245 02:17:06,427 --> 02:17:10,097 ♪ They always hate on us But they can't do it without us ♪ 2246 02:17:10,264 --> 02:17:13,559 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We out here cleanin' the streets ♪ 2247 02:17:13,976 --> 02:17:17,354 ♪ We don't accept the defeat We keep on going until we win ♪ 2248 02:17:17,521 --> 02:17:21,108 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah All of 'em weak in the knees ♪ 2249 02:17:21,275 --> 02:17:22,943 ♪ Deer in headlights when they freeze ♪ 2250 02:17:23,110 --> 02:17:24,778 ♪ But we keep on going on until we win ♪ 2251 02:17:24,945 --> 02:17:28,657 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2252 02:17:28,824 --> 02:17:32,161 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2253 02:17:32,328 --> 02:17:35,748 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪ 2254 02:17:35,956 --> 02:17:39,585 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We on the way up ♪♪ 2255 02:17:55,684 --> 02:17:58,020 [♪♪♪] 2256 02:18:11,575 --> 02:18:14,703 ♪ This morning I woke up in a fortress Of distortion ♪ 2257 02:18:14,870 --> 02:18:19,041 ♪ I'm at war with my emotions I'm at war with, they force me ♪ 2258 02:18:19,208 --> 02:18:21,019 ♪ Trying to fight for what's right And got sidetracked ♪ 2259 02:18:21,043 --> 02:18:23,003 ♪ Where your mind at? Never mind that ♪ 2260 02:18:23,170 --> 02:18:25,339 ♪ Can't be thinking or blinking You swim or you sink ♪ 2261 02:18:25,506 --> 02:18:28,175 ♪ When you leaving it Load them out, whip it ♪ 2262 02:18:28,759 --> 02:18:31,553 ♪ I stay with my brethren I pray for a chick, my prey in my sights ♪ 2263 02:18:31,720 --> 02:18:34,807 ♪ So I'm doing what's right And I'm asking no questions ♪ 2264 02:18:34,974 --> 02:18:38,727 ♪ I wanna be home free Where's one that was lonely? ♪ 2265 02:18:38,894 --> 02:18:42,189 ♪ But I'm ready and waiting For my day of salvation ♪ 2266 02:18:42,356 --> 02:18:43,399 ♪ And I'm patient ♪ 2267 02:18:48,320 --> 02:18:49,697 ♪ I'm coming home now ♪ 2268 02:18:50,197 --> 02:18:51,490 ♪ I'm coming home ♪ 2269 02:18:56,245 --> 02:18:57,830 ♪ Right where I belong now ♪ 2270 02:18:58,330 --> 02:18:59,915 ♪ Right where I belong ♪ 2271 02:19:00,082 --> 02:19:02,251 ♪ They're looking for saviors I'm looking for safety ♪ 2272 02:19:02,418 --> 02:19:04,336 ♪ They're never gonna break me Take me ♪ 2273 02:19:04,503 --> 02:19:06,880 ♪ Down to my knees Believe I'm never gonna beg ♪ 2274 02:19:07,047 --> 02:19:09,550 ♪ Or plead, I never say never But I guarantee ♪ 2275 02:19:09,717 --> 02:19:11,517 ♪ Gather my strength Goin' hard in the paint ♪ 2276 02:19:11,552 --> 02:19:13,429 ♪ Paint you all pictures Put on display ♪ 2277 02:19:13,595 --> 02:19:15,639 ♪ I'm gonna get it I give, then I take ♪ 2278 02:19:15,806 --> 02:19:17,349 ♪ Can't take me down now ♪ 2279 02:19:19,852 --> 02:19:21,228 ♪ My feet on the ground now ♪ 2280 02:19:24,023 --> 02:19:25,607 ♪ Fight till I'm down now ♪ 2281 02:19:28,027 --> 02:19:29,737 ♪ Say it out loud now ♪ 2282 02:19:29,903 --> 02:19:32,072 ♪ Say it out loud Are you ready for war? ♪ 2283 02:19:37,077 --> 02:19:38,912 ♪ I'm coming home now ♪ 2284 02:19:39,079 --> 02:19:40,706 ♪ I'm coming home ♪ 2285 02:19:45,294 --> 02:19:47,004 ♪ Right where I belong now ♪ 2286 02:19:47,171 --> 02:19:48,380 ♪ Right where I belong ♪♪ 2287 02:20:58,951 --> 02:21:00,285 [♪♪♪] 2288 02:21:00,577 --> 02:21:03,664 ♪ Oh, Spidey-bells Spidey-bells ♪ 2289 02:21:03,831 --> 02:21:05,666 ♪ Swinging through Midtown ♪ 2290 02:21:05,833 --> 02:21:07,459 ♪ Oh, what fun to sling a web ♪ 2291 02:21:07,626 --> 02:21:09,628 ♪ And take the bad guys down ♪ 2292 02:21:09,795 --> 02:21:11,463 ♪ Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells ♪ 2293 02:21:11,630 --> 02:21:13,340 ♪ Quipping all the time ♪ 2294 02:21:13,507 --> 02:21:15,217 ♪ Oh, what fun to swing around ♪ 2295 02:21:15,384 --> 02:21:17,010 ♪ New York while fighting crime ♪ 2296 02:21:17,428 --> 02:21:19,012 ♪ Swinging through the streets ♪ 2297 02:21:19,179 --> 02:21:20,681 ♪ On a web of spider silk ♪ 2298 02:21:21,432 --> 02:21:22,808 ♪ Kicking all the butts ♪ 2299 02:21:22,975 --> 02:21:24,601 ♪ Of villains and their ilk ♪ 2300 02:21:24,768 --> 02:21:26,854 ♪ Bombs from Goblins fling Fling! ♪ 2301 02:21:27,020 --> 02:21:28,730 ♪ Pumpkins blooming bright Bright! ♪ 2302 02:21:28,897 --> 02:21:32,025 ♪ How hard it is to consistently bring Peace to New York all night ♪ 2303 02:21:32,192 --> 02:21:34,153 ♪ Oh, Spidey-bells, might be swell ♪ 2304 02:21:34,319 --> 02:21:35,737 ♪ To do more than fight crime ♪ 2305 02:21:35,904 --> 02:21:39,116 ♪ I got a lot of qualities That don't get much airtime ♪ 2306 02:21:39,450 --> 02:21:41,785 ♪ I can sing, I can dance I tell jokes, I act ♪ 2307 02:21:41,952 --> 02:21:45,497 ♪ I'd get big, big... Big deal if my agent called me back ♪ 2308 02:21:47,916 --> 02:21:55,424 ♪ Why did I agree To do this stupid song? ♪ 2309 02:21:56,508 --> 02:21:58,886 ♪ I have a degree ♪ 2310 02:21:59,595 --> 02:22:03,807 ♪ In chemical engineering ♪♪ 2311 02:22:10,272 --> 02:22:12,441 [♪♪♪] 2312 02:22:13,358 --> 02:22:15,758 - You're a bit late. MAN: We can't all be everywhere at once. 2313 02:22:15,861 --> 02:22:17,196 Little text might've been nice. 2314 02:22:17,362 --> 02:22:19,424 MAN: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened? 2315 02:22:19,448 --> 02:22:21,366 Okay. I know what it looks like. 2316 02:22:21,533 --> 02:22:23,952 - But here's the good news. - Oh, here we go. 2317 02:22:24,119 --> 02:22:25,871 The multiverse didn't collapse. 2318 02:22:26,038 --> 02:22:27,539 - Oh, cool! - Little touch and go. 2319 02:22:27,706 --> 02:22:28,749 But it worked out. 2320 02:22:28,916 --> 02:22:31,728 - Great story. Did you finish the goober? - It's not a goober. It's a gizmo. 2321 02:22:31,752 --> 02:22:34,481 MAN: Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and bums me out. 2322 02:22:34,505 --> 02:22:35,648 WOMAN: Don't get excited, Miguel. 2323 02:22:35,672 --> 02:22:37,275 - It's just a prototype. MIGUEL: Not excited. 2324 02:22:37,299 --> 02:22:40,802 WOMAN: But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. 2325 02:22:40,969 --> 02:22:41,803 Or the last. 2326 02:22:41,970 --> 02:22:43,805 So we're just gonna roll the dice on this? 2327 02:22:43,972 --> 02:22:46,808 So, what you do you say, pal? Where you want to go first? 2328 02:22:46,975 --> 02:22:49,728 Let's start at the beginning one last time. 2329 02:22:49,895 --> 02:22:51,980 Earth '67. 2330 02:22:52,606 --> 02:22:54,107 [♪♪♪] 2331 02:22:54,566 --> 02:22:56,068 Whoa! What the...? 2332 02:22:56,235 --> 02:22:57,069 I'm Spider-Man. 2333 02:22:57,236 --> 02:22:59,214 - I need you to come with me. - Who the heck are you? 2334 02:22:59,238 --> 02:23:01,532 I just told you... Listen. I'm from the future. 2335 02:23:01,698 --> 02:23:03,867 - How dare you point at me! - You were pointing first. 2336 02:23:04,034 --> 02:23:06,036 - It's rude to point. - You're being very rude. 2337 02:23:06,578 --> 02:23:08,330 Which one pointed first? 2338 02:23:08,497 --> 02:23:10,290 Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously. 2339 02:23:10,457 --> 02:23:12,310 - You're pointing at me right now. - I'm not pointing. 2340 02:23:12,334 --> 02:23:13,334 Look at your finger. 2341 02:23:13,418 --> 02:23:15,313 I'm pointing out your pointing, which is different. 2342 02:23:15,337 --> 02:23:16,672 You haven't seen pointing. 2343 02:23:16,838 --> 02:23:18,966 You're accusing me of pointing while you're...! 2344 02:23:19,132 --> 02:23:20,884 [♪♪♪] 178485