All language subtitles for Love.Victor.S01E03.720p.WEB.H264-BTX

Well, Simon,
I don't know what's going on,

because I thought I might be like you,

but lately I've been hanging out with Mia,

and I really like her, which is confusing,

so I've been doing research.

Like, a lot of research.

And sexuality is a spectrum.

Some guys like guys,
some guys like girls,

some guys like both,
and some guys like feet?

I'm not even sure what I like,
but it's definitely not feet.

So, I think I'm gonna give
things with Mia a chance.

I feel really connected to her,
and who knows?

I didn't think I was gonna like
the Impossible Burger until I had one,

and it was actually pretty good.

So, maybe Mia's my Impossible Burger.

Mia?

Oh! Victor.

You really shouldn't sneak up on people

who are holding tools
that can melt your face off.

I mean, unless you're in the market
for a cool, intimidating scar.

Ah. Maybe I am.

So, you weld?

Uh, more like fail to weld.
This is my dad's creme brulee torch.

Well, um, it's cool, whatever it is.

A sculpture.

Something big enough to make a shadow.

I like that.

I actually stole that line from this
old lady sculptor

named Gertrude Barnstone.

She wanted to create things
that were big enough to make shadows,

and I don't know,
take up space in the world.

You know? Uh, sorry.

I get really worked up
about artists I like.

I know it's lame.
No. It's not.

I love old lady sculptors.

I actually have all the trading cards.
Oh. Oh, yeah?

Hey, Mia, would you wanna go on a date?

There's this Battle of the Bands thing
at the coffee shop I work at.

That's perfect.

Uh, yeah. 'Cause,
well, Lake and I were‐were gonna

were gonna go, but she'll understand.

Great.

Well, I'll let you get back to it.

Please don't melt your face off
before our hang.

It's, uh, it's a really good face.

Good morning.

Bebita. Wow, you are lookin' good.

Good?

This is two hours of makeup
and a full blowout.

The only adjectives I want to hear
are stunning,

gorgeous, and

I'm making Mom a Facebook profile

so she can keep in contact
with everyone back in Texas.

Oh, Pilar. That is so nice of you.

She's paying her.
And there it is.

- Yeah.
- Where's Victor?

Basketball practice.

You know, maybe we should, uh,
take this new look out on the town.

Show it off.

Yeah?
You went through all this trouble.

Take you to dinner.
All right.

Pilar, can you watch your brother?
Or do you have other plans?

I was gonna watch Scream
on Facetime with Eric,

but then he brutally dumped me,

and destroyed my ability
to love another human, so, no. No plans.

Can someone else watch me?
No.

Hey, Diane. Love the bangs.

What you in for?

Oh. Andrew. Uh,

I gave the frog I was dissecting
a smoky eye. You?

I pantsed Coach Ford in practice.

Turns out he doesn't wear underwear.

We saw everything.

Tonight, on the five o'clock news,

would you shop at a haunted supermarket?

I'm Georgina Meriwether.
Stay peachy, Atlanta.

Is it, like, weird
seeing your mom on TV?

Uh, the TV part you get used to,

but not the randos
coming up to us in public, and being like,

"Will you say it?" And she's all, like...

"No, no, no. I, I couldn't possibly.
'Stay peachy, Atlanta.'"

Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?

Yeah. Teddy and Kieran are performing.

They do heavy metal covers of
prescription drug side effects.

They're called "Pharmaceutakill."

That's... random.
Uh, well, I was supposed to go with Mia,

but now she's going on a date with Victor,
or whatever.

What? She is?

Uh, yeah.
Why are you so pressed about it?

No, I'm not. I just don't know
what she sees in that kid.

Well, he's hot,

he's kind, he's smart,
he's good at sports,

great skin, his eyes twinkle,
he smells good,

and I bet he's nice to animals.

I'm nice to animals.

What kind of psychopath
isn't nice to animals?

Well, regardless, tonight's the night
it all begins for them.

Next thing you know,
they'll fall in love and get married,

and have a slew of gorgeous,
bilingual babies.

Well, maybe we should double.

We go together. They go together.

Really?
Yeah. Why not?

Yeah. Yeah, I'd, I'd love to. Humph.

I knew this would be my year.

I didn't mean to say that out loud.

I have the ultimate plan to win
Lake's heart, and brain,

and if I'm lucky,
all of her other organs, too.

Check it out. Battle of the Bands.
I'm performing.

You're in a band?
No, no, I'm a DJ,

which is even better,
because a DJ makes music into more music.

I didn't know you were a DJ.

Well, there's a lot of things
you don't know about me, Victor.

I sponsor a manatee named Jessica,
I'm a meme in Japan,

I make my own shampoos.

Damn it.
I just spoiled your birthday gift.

Have you ever performed before?

Not in front of people
who aren't my mom, no.

But I've been practicing for months,
and I'm definitely ready.

All that's left to do
is to figure out my look.

You're getting a haircut?

No, I just got one. My DJ disguise.

Like Daft Punk,

or, uh, Deadmau5, or Mrs. Doubtfire.

Mrs. Doubtfire wasn't‐‐
Not a DJ, but such a good disguise.

Well, I can't wait to see
what you land on.

I'll be there with Mia.

On a date.

Yes! All right!
Well, you can't spell "stud" without

you.

Never do that again.
Understood.

Hey, good work today.

You caught on fast.
Thanks.

I had fun. Except for this music.

Five hours of nonstop
easy listening is actually

not so easy to listen to.

Ugh, I know.

If I hear one more gentle song
about a girl forgiving her dad,

I will lose my mind.

I know, right. It's like,
people drink coffee to wake up.

Yeah. Well, Sarah's not here,
so if you have your phone,

I could connect it to the speakers
and play something.

Um, yeah. Yeah, sure.

"Baby Shark" is your
most listened to song?

I play it for my little brother.

And I may also find
its predictability soothing.

Okay, you're making fun of me right now.

"Call Me Maybe" was my jam
when I was little.

I made up this whole dance
just to crack my mom up.

Okay. Let's see.

See what?
Your dance. Come on.

All I remember is it involved
a lot of spinning, and

rump shaking.
Mm.

Oh, like, like, like this?

No, no, no, no. No.

Like this. You gotta put more rump in it.
You gotta go‐‐.

Oh. I have to put more‐Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Your Ferris wheel boo is texting you.

Oh.

What's the deal with you two, anyway?

I don't know. She's cool.

Um, we're going out tomorrow to hang.

Nice. You should
bring her here tomorrow

for the Battle of the Bands.
And then cheer for my band.

Loudly. I'm, uh, very insecure.

You're in a band?

Yeah. Lead singer.

You and Mia can come hang backstage
after the show. If you want to.

And by backstage,
I mean the parking lot next door.

See, Simon, I want tomorrow night
to be about me and Mia.

But I can't do that if Benji's there

with his tight T‐shirts,
and his dumb smile.

Uh, we're doing something else tomorrow.
Sorry.

Oh. Well, maybe next time.

You brought me to an art show.

Yeah. I saw this ad for an
"Art of the Future" exhibit,

and you're an artist of the future,
so, I just thought...

If you think this is totally lame‐‐
No. I think this is totally sweet.

You can touch this.

Wow, it's so weird. It's like,

soft but rough at the same time.

It's like, also kind of wet.

This sculpture is an
undigested ball of trash,

pulled from a whale's rectum.

I'm sorry.

I thought this was more about
up‐and‐coming artists,

and less about the destruction
of life as we know it.

Well, this whole gallery
can't be about that, right?

Mm. This is actually really

- powerful.
- Roar!

Oh, my God! POLAR BEAR: I swallowed trash,
and now I am dead.

Is this entire exhibit
animals who swallowed trash?

Thank you. Thank you.

Now, a short break while we change sets.

Lake, I'm so glad you came.

You look amazing. You, I... You look good.

Thanks. Um...

You...

Felix. Yeah.
Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, I knew.

Can't wait for you to hear my
fire beats. Waka‐waka.

Cool. Good luck with that.

Bye.
Uh‐‐.

Hey. I got us a table.

Huh? Oh. Yeah. No.
I just... love sitting.

That is so funny.

You should do stand‐up.

Hey, where are Mia and Victor?

Oh, uh, yeah,
they're, they're not coming.

They decided to go to
some art gallery instead.

They're not coming?
Thought we were all supposed to hang.

Well, they bailed, but we don't
need them to have fun, right?

Right. Right.
Hey, have fun at your fart gallery.

Oh, my God.
Is this an open mic?

You are killing me.

Mm.

Ooh!

Yeah. I like dropping little drinks
into bigger drinks and then drinking them.

Who knew?
Ah, this is really nice.

Thank you for taking me out, Armando.
Oh, it's my pleasure.

And glad we're getting to see
a little bit of Atlanta.

Yeah.
I'm really starting to like it here.

Ooh, here we go.

Thank you.
Mm.

You sure we can't ask them
to cook it just a little?

No! Then it wouldn't be sushi.

Mm.
Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna fix you a bite.

Ready?
All right.

Hmm.
Well?

Actually, that...
yeah, that's delicious.

You see? Told you.

I can't believe I got you
to a sushi restaurant.

Well, I like it.

It's a new city...
Mm‐hmm.

New food.

It's a brand new start.

Mm.

That one is called
"Cyclobenzaprine."

And it goes out to all you
lovely ladies in the audience tonight.

- Thank you.
- Thank you!

Well, that was distressing.
Next up is...

DJ F‐Bomb.

Woo!

All righty.

Oh, there's the keyboard.

This one goes out to a very special lady.

Damn it!

Um, oh! Oh! Oh!

Sorry, um, technical difficulties.

Who is that?

I'm not sure, but the bomb is bombing.

Ugh!

Uh...

Yeah!

Thank you, DJ F‐Bomb.

So, has, has Mia texted?

No. Why would she?

I mean, I already told you,
she's on a date with Victor.

- What's your deal?
- Are you, like

in love with her or something?

Did you invite me here tonight
just so you could be around Mia?

'Course not.

Wow. You're lying.

I actually thought you wanted
to hang out with me.

Lake, I think you're overreacting‐‐
No, do you know, I've spent basically

my whole life being known as
Georgina Meriwether's daughter?

But tonight,
I thought I was finally hanging out

with a guy who was interested
in spending time with me.

You know what? I get it.

I get why you like Mia. Mia is awesome.

But I'm awesome, too.

And I'm just so tired of waiting
for someone to finally realize that.

Also, you're really not that funny.

I'm just a good actress.

Another awesome thing about me.

Okay.

Oh. I don't mind this.

Maybe this is where you come
to reflect on all the bad art you've seen.

Yeah.

Yeah, this art might be brutal, but

at least these artists are like,
brave enough to show it.

I'd pick your cool metal sculpture thing
over any of the stuff we saw tonight.

So, um, what do you think?

Worst first date you've ever been on?

Well, um,

actually I can't compare it, because

this is the only first date
I've ever been on.

Come on.
Guys must ask you out all the time.

No. Not like this.

I mean,
I've hung out with guys at parties,

but this is the most
date‐date I've ever been on.

Me, too.

Well, Simon, I kissed Mia,

and it was great.

I even got those little
butterflies in my stomach

people are always talking about.

Okay, can we go to
Battle of the Bands now?

Yeah, we probably should have just
done that in the first place.

God, Mom's friends are all so lame.

No one cares about your kid's soccer game,
Ruth Lapidus.

Can I watch an unboxing video?

No. I have to finish
making Mom's profile.

Plus, unboxing videos are stupid.

Why do you like watching a stranger's
hands take a toy out of a box?

I pretend the hands are my hands.

Who's Roger R.?
Looks like a pit bull.

Holy shit.

You said‐‐
I know what I said.

Go to your room and put on "Baby Shark."

Victor makes me listen to that song.
I don't even like it!

This was really, really nice.

We needed this.

Yeah, we did.
Mm‐hmm.

We can, uh,
try a different spot next time.

Are you asking me out on a second date?

I am.

Oh, maybe we can try that, um,
Asian spaghetti spot.

You know, the one we always pass?

Hey, if it's anything like Cup O'Noodle,
I bet I'll love it.

Armando, we have had ramen.

No, we haven't.

Yes! We went to that place together.
You know, the, um.

Um...

Never mind.
I, um, I think I went with my sister.

But we should try something new.

You love trying new things.

Hey, Lake.

Asking you here was, um...

You know, I shouldn't have

I think the word you're looking for
is "sorry."

Yes. That.

Um, I...

You know what, I just‐I don't get it.

If you liked Mia,
why didn't you just ask her out

sometime in the 15 years you've known her,
and she was single?

It's complicated.

You won't tell her, right?

No. She's too happy right now.
She doesn't need your drama.

Thanks.

And... you were right

by the way, about what you said.

You are awesome. And

one day, there's gonna be a guy
who doesn't need to be

told how awesome you are.

And whoever he is, uh, he's very lucky.

Hey. Uh, I'm sorry you had to see that.

Oh. Uh, I don't even think
I saw you perform,

but, um, I'm sure you're better
than that DJ with the bowling ball head.

No, yeah,
of course I was better than him.

He, uh, he sucked.
Oh, sucked,

which is a total bummer,
because I actually love DJs.

They make music into more music.

I always say that.

Well, great minds, Felix. Great minds.

You know my name.
Mm, yeah, I do.

Hey, man.

Hey. You made it.

I'm sorry we missed your set, man.

Did we miss everything, or...

Oh, I think the winner
gets to play an encore,

so at least we'll get to see
whoever was least terrible.

All right, hello. And the winner is

not a big shocker, since they were
the only ones who were halfway decent:

The Sticky Beaks. Come on out here, guys.

Woo! Benji, take your shirt off!

What? We're all thinking it.

Uh, thanks guys.

This is a cover
that we just started working on.

Oh. Hey.

How'd it go here?

Great.

I didn't finish setting up your account.

There were some problems.

Oh. Okay.

Well, Victor,

I'm really glad to hear that
you liked kissing Mia.

Maybe she is your... Impossible Burger.

And you're right.
Kissing is pretty great.

But for me,
it's more than just butterflies.

It's like those jet fighters
that fly over the Super Bowl.

Hey.

Or like, getting hit by a huge wave.

Uh, hey. You guys ready to go?

Yes.
Uh, yeah. Yeah.