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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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They're gonna take the house.
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I made you something.
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It's literally nail polish remover,
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hydrogen peroxide, and bleach.
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She's a terrible human being,
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and she thinks, because she lives
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in this clean little bubble,
that no one's gonna notice.
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Be good, okay?
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Maybe the man
just needed a greeting card.
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Throw it on.
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Thanks again for working your magic.
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I wish I could do more.
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I murdered the kids' dad, all right?
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Marcus' dad... he sets us up.
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- What if he doesn't come back?
- How much?
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I'm not taking your money.
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Can we not use the phrase "a friend."
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He's dead.
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One last name popped up.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ In the place where you lay ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ In the shimmer above ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ In the rust and the oil ♪
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♪ ♪
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Well, how much did you get for it?
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300.
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Well, where am I
supposed to put my clothes?
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Where you put 'em now.
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♪ There's nowhere to run to ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ You forget where you've been ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Your shadow is shrinking ♪
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You know that grandfather clock has been
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in my family for, like, two generations?
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The girls think it's haunted.
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Yeah, with the Boland dynasty.
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It has nine bids, Dean.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Rage on ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Helpless ♪
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♪ Reach out ♪
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Well, what about
your country, rustic thingy?
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No offers yet.
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So surprised.
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We need the money, okay?
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♪ Reach out ♪
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♪ Sightless ♪
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I got to pay her back, Dean.
I just got to pay her back.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Soundless ♪
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Hey, Mama.
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- Daddy!
- What's up, man?
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How you doing?
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Need to get that doorbell fixed.
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Hey, Mom.
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I made you something.
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- Want to see it?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Check it out.
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- It's cool?
- Yeah.
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Yeah?
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He missed you.
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I'm back now.
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So what's up?
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Can you come to one of my games?
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Yeah. Yeah, Mama got you hoopin' now?
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No, soccer.
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- Soccer?
- Yeah.
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How you get into that?
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A mom friend at the park.
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♪ Rage on ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Soundless ♪
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We're not paying her to check Instagram.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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We're paying her to make sure
that our baby doesn't die.
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All right. All right.
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Uh...
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To nationals, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Resolved... that my son
is the coolest, smartest,
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most talkiest debater in
all of southeastern Michigan...
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Okay.
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- Soon to be the entire nation.
- Mom.
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Yay, Sadie!
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Ben.
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Of course, yeah...
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- I'm... I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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Takes a minute.
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Ben.
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- To Ben.
- To Ben, to Ben.
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Your order will be up in just a minute.
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- Thanks.
- Oh.
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So now that we're all to...
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- Can I have a green tea?
- Mm-hmm.
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So we wanted to thank you.
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Oh...
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- For what?
- No, no, not here.
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We're in couples therapy.
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Oh, yep, there it is.
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And... and we're really doing
great work.
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Well, I guess we have
a lot to celebrate.
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And Dr. Cohen mentioned
that you could possibly play
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a role in our healing.
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Ew.
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Well, that's not really
what he said exactly.
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Well, honey, he did say
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that she's the reason
that you slipped up.
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- Excuse me.
- Can I use the restroom?
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- Yes.
- Yes, now.
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Please.
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Okay, look, in the spirit of Ben...
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What else did, uh, Dr. Cohen say?
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What if we just table this debate, huh?
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Well, he said that you're a tiny bit...
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broken.
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Wow.
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And a little bit lost.
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- Wow.
- Oh, God.
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And that you are trying to fix yourself
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by using my husband's...
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you know...
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And... and that it's just kind of, like,
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this dysfunctional pattern,
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and it is going to keep repeating itself
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until we all...
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figure this out.
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It's deep stuff.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- What's your take, Gregg?
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Um, just that if you would like
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to talk with him
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that we would cover it.
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I have his card.
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Here.
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Your Dante's Inferno.
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♪ ♪
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You sure?
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We got to pay electric.
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What about our phone?
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Send the check for phone to water.
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Send the water to phone.
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They see we had good intentions.
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Yeah, take 'em at least
a couple weeks to sort out.
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And we still take showers.
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Yeah, well, not Li'l Money.
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Truly, he smells like
hamsters and burps.
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I hate how good we are at this.
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I know. Bill roulette.
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Hey, still works.
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Hey, Darryl.
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When?
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What do you mean by "helping"?
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Pointing out everything
that I'm doing wrong.
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Dog,
I've been on that for years.
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Oh, she's more specific...
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Like where I keep my trash bags,
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what I feed my kids,
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the way I wear my "rouge,"
as she puts it.
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Too much, right?
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Too little.
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Hmm.
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Hey, uh, this hot dog tastes weird.
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It's been spinning under
a light bulb for three days.
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I need a refund.
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You bought gas station meat.
Make better choices.
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Hey, can I talk to your manager?
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Ooh.
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Just kick her ass to the curb.
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She's cleaning and doing the laundry.
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She ironed Dean's underwear.
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It's Ruby.
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Hey, lady.
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Do you guys sell flowers?
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Jesus.
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Yeah.
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What is up with the
teddy bears at these things?
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I just mean... they were adults.
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Everybody go to the same Kroger
to get flowers?
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Can you not?
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I'm just saying.
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The man is dead, okay?
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He did try to frame Stan.
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Annie.
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And lock us up.
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He lost his life.
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Okay.
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That's not how that works.
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You all right?
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It is really weird.
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♪ ♪
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Guess we're back in business.
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Here's what we do.
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Little help here?
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We print 20 mil, one big run,
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buy a giant super yacht.
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Can I put my mother-in-law on it?
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Round-the-world cruise?
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Round and round and then round again.
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No, because we sell it
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for a fleet of private jets...
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money washed.
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Boom.
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What do we do with jets?
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Sell 'em to the Saudis.
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Boom.
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- Stop saying "boom."
- Um, and we need that.
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Fine.
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How would you wash the money?
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What would he do?
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She means gang friend.
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Yeah, I connected those dots.
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He outsourced.
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Yeah, we did that, and we got
banned from Costco for life.
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Literally, I grocery shop
at the dollar store.
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Okay...
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what if we didn't use people like us?
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You mean like people like him?
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Yeah.
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Where do we find those people?
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Hey, how was soccer?
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I got to play goalie.
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- I thought Marcus was goalie.
- He didn't come today.
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- Hello, ladies.
- Hi.
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Your rouge is just lovely.
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Free sample.
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Oh, what about mine, Judith?
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Please, you've got youth.
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Beth, are you home for dinner,
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or will you be at the card shop?
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It's not just cards, Judith.
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They have gifts and...
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You sold my clock?
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My ancestors brought that
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across the country in a covered wagon.
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Well, it's going back across
to Phil Hanson in a box truck.
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Well, it's your wedding gift.
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I'll start the stroganoff.
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I mean, her rouge is on point.
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I hate you both.
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- See you, Dean.
- Yeah, have a good one.
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- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, you.
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How do you like my fish?
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Can't wait to catch my own.
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I just wish I knew how
to get my sales up, you know?
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I got to let you in on something, Dean.
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It'll be our secret.
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No one needs a hot tub.
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Okay.
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Well, how'd you get all those?
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Landscapers, contractors, realtors.
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It's a relationship game.
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I'll tell you, it sucks to be
the new kid at school.
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Why don't I introduce you?
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Seriously?
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Come to dinner Thursday.
I'm meeting some developers.
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Thanks.
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I'll head back. Thank you.
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How is it being a mental patient?
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It's okay.
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What's your damage?
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My parents are getting a divorce.
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What's that got to do with you?
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They're my parents.
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Yeah, so, like, why aren't they here?
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I don't know.
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You do drugs?
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00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,466
No.
278
00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:12,902
You got a girlfriend?
279
00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:15,538
There's a girl I sort of like.
280
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,306
Well, she like you back?
281
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:20,376
She sits next to me on the bus.
282
00:14:20,378 --> 00:14:21,944
You're fine.
283
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,448
Hey, come on in, Tim.
284
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,483
Actually, one sec.
285
00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:29,251
This'll just take a sec.
286
00:14:29,253 --> 00:14:31,821
Real quick, Tim. Here we go.
287
00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:33,823
- Yeah.
- Okay.
288
00:14:33,825 --> 00:14:37,159
What's Otsego University?
289
00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:40,396
A nationally accredited college.
290
00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:41,964
Where's the campus?
291
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:44,333
- Online.
- Bingo.
292
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:46,135
Well, your country's
quite stingy with visas.
293
00:14:46,137 --> 00:14:48,137
Oh, so you're illegal.
294
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,371
Are you from the board?
295
00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:51,974
You know, you might want to
lay down for this, Dr. Cohen...
296
00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:53,309
No one really does that.
297
00:14:53,311 --> 00:14:56,312
Because I am not lost, I'm not broken,
298
00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,147
and I am certainly not the reason
299
00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,982
that Gregory cheated on his wife.
300
00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:01,817
- You hear me?
- Loud and clear.
301
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,190
- Yeah.
- Good, good, good.
302
00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:05,018
Because I'm about to deliver
some straight talk
303
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:06,744
that's gonna help you
render your verdict
304
00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:07,990
or whatever it is you people call it.
305
00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,792
We call it a diagnosis.
306
00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,594
He came to me, okay?
307
00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:15,364
He came to me because
that marriage is a joke.
308
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,934
Mm-hmm, yeah.
309
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,034
So it's not really my fault
that he got tired of boning
310
00:15:19,036 --> 00:15:21,036
an ice queen whose idea of getting wild
311
00:15:21,038 --> 00:15:22,671
is leaving her bra on for a quickie.
312
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,840
Oh, man, I mean, who'd want to tap that?
313
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,509
Well, not her husband,
314
00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:29,044
especially not after being
locked up in a McMansion
315
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,213
where you can't even choose
your own outfits,
316
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:33,015
or, God forbid,
you try to talk about something
317
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,850
other than ways to jack up your face
318
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,619
with lip fillers and butt cement.
319
00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:38,220
- Wow.
- Yeah.
320
00:15:38,222 --> 00:15:40,689
Yeah, it sounds like
they've got you all wrong.
321
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,459
Yes, yes.
322
00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:47,196
Now, what are you
gonna do about it, Otsego?
323
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,798
Oh, uh, I don't need
a prescription, okay?
324
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,400
Oh, no, that's fine. That's fine.
325
00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:55,738
Um... here's who
you're looking for, I think...
326
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,474
Dr. Eli Cohen.
327
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:01,544
I'm Josh Cohen.
328
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,979
I work with kids.
329
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:10,686
Yeah, um, Eli's upstairs in a suite.
330
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,023
Oh.
331
00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:17,593
You'll like him.
He went to a real college.
332
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:22,731
Well, thank you for listening.
333
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,099
On the house.
334
00:16:24,101 --> 00:16:26,535
That's so nice.
335
00:16:29,674 --> 00:16:32,374
- Do you mind sending Tim in?
- No, not at all.
336
00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:35,778
- Thanks.
- I'll just...
337
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,413
Oh, Tim?
338
00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:40,449
No, leave it open. Yeah.
339
00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:42,184
"Coal black"?
340
00:16:42,186 --> 00:16:45,087
Now, how's that different
from coal gray and ink black?
341
00:16:45,089 --> 00:16:47,189
Hold it to the light.
342
00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:49,546
I mean, where is this guy?
343
00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:51,093
Why can't they just make black black?
344
00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:53,218
- Is anyone working?
- You know, funeral black.
345
00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:55,064
You know, say exactly what
you need it for.
346
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:58,400
Oh, okay, I see. It's like that.
347
00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:00,236
All right, we're out of here.
348
00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:01,904
I need to buy a suit, Ruby.
349
00:17:01,906 --> 00:17:04,440
You got to go to this thing?
The man tried to put you away.
350
00:17:04,442 --> 00:17:06,709
Okay, I'm going for the families.
351
00:17:06,711 --> 00:17:08,644
Be right with you, folks.
352
00:17:08,646 --> 00:17:09,979
Oh, really?
353
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:11,747
Okay, okay, calm down, chief.
354
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,882
I mean, the time to be
right with us is long gone.
355
00:17:13,884 --> 00:17:15,084
Babe, not now.
356
00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:16,919
How we doing over here?
357
00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:18,087
We were better before you started
358
00:17:18,089 --> 00:17:19,421
Snapchatting your bestie.
359
00:17:19,423 --> 00:17:21,323
I'm so sorry. I didn't see you.
360
00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:26,061
And that, Brian, is exactly the problem.
361
00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:35,304
Yeah, so do you guys, uh, validate
362
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,972
even if you don't buy anything?
363
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,108
Let's go, Stanley!
364
00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:42,478
Hey, I'm just checking in.
365
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,648
Uh, Jane said that Marcus
wasn't at soccer today,
366
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,750
so, um...
367
00:17:47,752 --> 00:17:49,852
I hope he doesn't have that bug
that's going around.
368
00:17:49,854 --> 00:17:52,187
Danny had it last week.
It's really brutal.
369
00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:54,356
I'm waiting for it to take out
the rest of us.
370
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:58,160
Um, anyway, uh, yeah, just call me back.
371
00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,629
I hope you guys are okay.
372
00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:03,132
Hey, how much, uh... how much
cash do you have on you?
373
00:18:03,134 --> 00:18:04,867
Why?
374
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:07,369
We need to tip the movers pretty big.
375
00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:08,570
Why?
376
00:18:08,572 --> 00:18:12,007
Well, I kind of... I kind of
stepped in it with one of them.
377
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,303
Which one?
378
00:18:13,328 --> 00:18:15,177
The guy with the tat
with the girl on it...
379
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,846
the one with super detail
with the boobs, the nipple,
380
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:20,303
- and the camel toe.
- All right.
381
00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:25,521
What did you say?
382
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,189
I made some stupid joke
about most movers
383
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:28,490
coming straight out of prison.
384
00:18:28,492 --> 00:18:30,025
I wasn't even talking about those guys.
385
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,960
Okay, so?
386
00:18:31,962 --> 00:18:33,696
So they're straight out of prison,
387
00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,031
and the lead guy with the tattoo thingy,
388
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,200
his rap sheet reads like a CVS receipt.
389
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,968
He's telling me like he's proud...
390
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:42,905
armed robbery, forced entry, kidnapping,
391
00:18:42,907 --> 00:18:44,907
something-class two with animals.
392
00:18:44,909 --> 00:18:47,309
We're talking full-on criminal, Beth.
393
00:18:47,348 --> 00:18:49,457
♪ Car il faut rentrer ♪
394
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,160
♪ Le réveil du bout de son nez ♪
395
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:55,660
♪ M'interpelle, nos mains doucement ♪
396
00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:59,586
♪ Se séparent à jamais ♪
397
00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:02,524
♪ Oh ce n'est qu'un rêve, animé ♪
398
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:05,657
♪ Les soirs d'une trêve, imaginée ♪
399
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:10,578
♪ Ainsi je me lève,
tu es là à mes côtés ♪
400
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:11,907
Lemonade?
401
00:19:19,045 --> 00:19:20,948
We have an employee, okay?
402
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:24,853
He's gonna wash
exactly like we did, except...
403
00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:26,544
Where did this guy go to prison?
404
00:19:26,569 --> 00:19:28,736
I don't know. He didn't have a résumé.
405
00:19:28,761 --> 00:19:30,994
Yeah, but is he more Martha Stewart
406
00:19:30,996 --> 00:19:32,329
or Suge Knight?
407
00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:34,231
I don't think he plays golf.
408
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:38,068
Oh, great. So we're rape bait.
409
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:41,700
Well, can't get all of us.
410
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:44,885
I mean, not all at once.
411
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,911
Great. So he gets me while you watch?
412
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,680
No, we run for help.
413
00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:53,584
The point is, he's gonna wash
in ways that we can't.
414
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:55,919
So how's he gonna do it?
415
00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:58,059
Not Costco.
416
00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:07,845
♪ ♪
417
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,533
How much are these?
418
00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:11,001
$9.95.
419
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:17,841
♪ ♪
420
00:20:21,714 --> 00:20:23,814
50/50, right?
421
00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:27,351
What? No.
422
00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,887
What we agreed on.
423
00:20:29,889 --> 00:20:31,855
We said 10.
424
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,691
I meant 50.
425
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:38,028
Uh, Beth.
426
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,030
♪ ♪
427
00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:48,038
♪ ♪
428
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,773
48 hours.
429
00:20:49,775 --> 00:20:56,747
♪ ♪
430
00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:09,126
♪ ♪
431
00:21:09,128 --> 00:21:12,429
- Well, no one got raped.
- Sort of.
432
00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:24,475
Ben's at a friend's.
433
00:21:24,477 --> 00:21:26,944
- I-I came for you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
434
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:29,446
- It came out wrong, okay?
- Oh, which part...
435
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:31,248
the needy and slutty...
436
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,250
Or the lost and broken?
437
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,119
She's still hurt and, like, super mad.
438
00:21:35,121 --> 00:21:36,420
That I get.
439
00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:38,489
It's just her way
of processing it, okay?
440
00:21:38,491 --> 00:21:40,791
What I don't understand is
how you could possibly think
441
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,427
that your penis wasn't
equally at fault here, Gregg.
442
00:21:43,429 --> 00:21:44,995
What do you want me to do, Annie?
443
00:21:44,997 --> 00:21:47,998
- Stand up for me for once.
- You didn't want me.
444
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,500
You had a baby with her.
445
00:21:49,502 --> 00:21:51,802
Yeah, and now that's why
I got to try and fix it.
446
00:21:51,804 --> 00:21:53,637
I feel bad for you.
447
00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:55,606
Okay.
448
00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:57,775
You know, you could see
every shrink on the planet,
449
00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,843
and you'd still never sack up.
450
00:21:59,845 --> 00:22:01,779
Nice.
451
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,380
Good luck on your spiritual journey.
452
00:22:03,382 --> 00:22:05,048
Got it.
453
00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:07,050
Find the light, Gregory.
454
00:22:07,052 --> 00:22:08,986
You know what?
455
00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:11,121
You're lucky.
456
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:12,656
Why's that?
457
00:22:12,658 --> 00:22:17,361
Because it must be nice
being just so perfect.
458
00:22:26,872 --> 00:22:29,640
God is great. God is good.
459
00:22:29,642 --> 00:22:32,342
By His blessings, we are fed.
460
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:35,212
Give us, Lord, our daily bread.
461
00:22:35,214 --> 00:22:36,480
Amen.
462
00:22:36,482 --> 00:22:38,015
- Mom.
- Hi, Mommy.
463
00:22:38,017 --> 00:22:40,384
I thought you'd be selling
your cards tonight.
464
00:22:40,386 --> 00:22:42,019
Not just cards, Judith.
465
00:22:42,021 --> 00:22:43,787
Let me get you a seat.
466
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:48,859
So we're praying at dinner now?
467
00:22:48,861 --> 00:22:51,361
Yeah, Mom thought it would be fun.
468
00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:53,330
Hmm.
469
00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:54,598
How'd it go today?
470
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600
He sold another Boland.
471
00:22:56,602 --> 00:22:58,001
That's not what they're called, Mom.
472
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,205
Tell that to the Jacuzzi family.
473
00:23:01,207 --> 00:23:02,906
Are we going to be famous?
474
00:23:02,908 --> 00:23:07,037
Ooh, when Daddy has his own
spa named after him, yes.
475
00:23:07,062 --> 00:23:08,846
We're a long way from that, dear.
476
00:23:08,848 --> 00:23:11,248
There you go.
477
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,517
Mommy's in the baby chair.
478
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:16,553
What do you call
a cow who's masturbating?
479
00:23:16,555 --> 00:23:19,389
Beef stroganoff.
480
00:23:19,391 --> 00:23:22,559
Get it? It's a cow that's, you know...
481
00:23:22,561 --> 00:23:24,795
Kenneth Irving Boland.
482
00:23:24,797 --> 00:23:28,765
Kenny, why don't you go
do your homework?
483
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,534
He needs to finish his dinner.
484
00:23:36,408 --> 00:23:38,876
So the Jacuzzis were actually brothers.
485
00:23:38,878 --> 00:23:40,811
Do you want to be finished, KB?
486
00:23:40,813 --> 00:23:43,046
- Yeah.
- Go play video games.
487
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,282
They've had plenty of screen time.
488
00:23:45,284 --> 00:23:48,085
And throw in some YouTube.
489
00:23:54,426 --> 00:23:55,926
There were seven of 'em,
490
00:23:55,928 --> 00:23:58,295
and they started out
making airplane propellers.
491
00:23:59,732 --> 00:24:03,100
Got to be in the clean-plate
club to get dessert.
492
00:24:11,810 --> 00:24:16,680
One of 'em died in a plane crash, and...
493
00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:18,615
they decided to scrap it
494
00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:21,585
and... and just focus on impellers
495
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,086
and hydrodynamics instead.
496
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,255
You can have
as much dessert as you want.
497
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:28,025
All I know is there are
plenty of starving children
498
00:24:28,027 --> 00:24:30,827
in Africa that would love
to have this food.
499
00:24:32,965 --> 00:24:34,531
Ship it to 'em.
500
00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:36,466
Come on, let's go crush some brownies.
501
00:24:36,468 --> 00:24:38,769
- I'm in the clean-plate club!
- Me too!
502
00:24:38,771 --> 00:24:42,372
I want brownies!
503
00:24:42,374 --> 00:24:44,841
I get the first one!
504
00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:51,715
And that's how they got
505
00:24:51,717 --> 00:24:54,084
in the whirlpool game.
506
00:25:04,396 --> 00:25:07,221
I appreciate you helping us out.
507
00:25:11,537 --> 00:25:13,971
Did Dean ever tell you I worked?
508
00:25:15,174 --> 00:25:16,740
No.
509
00:25:16,742 --> 00:25:19,977
After he was born,
510
00:25:19,979 --> 00:25:23,814
I was sitting on a bag of frozen peas,
511
00:25:23,816 --> 00:25:26,316
squirting water down there
so I could tinkle
512
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,819
without my parts catching fire.
513
00:25:28,821 --> 00:25:30,587
Nobody tells you what it's like.
514
00:25:30,589 --> 00:25:32,322
That you'll come out
all stitched back together
515
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,490
like Humpty Dumpty.
516
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:35,359
We'd never have kids.
517
00:25:35,361 --> 00:25:38,695
And everyone's fawning
over this perfect baby boy,
518
00:25:38,697 --> 00:25:41,064
while I'm just...
519
00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:45,502
Nothing...
520
00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:50,007
empty, flesh and hormones over ice.
521
00:25:56,015 --> 00:25:59,583
I had postpartum after Jane.
522
00:25:59,585 --> 00:26:02,686
Back then, they called it
"a nervous condition."
523
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,621
Judith.
524
00:26:04,623 --> 00:26:08,058
So I became a shopgirl.
525
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,727
Got dressed up, dropped
the baby with a neighbor,
526
00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:13,397
took the bus downtown,
and you know what?
527
00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:15,432
I felt like a person again...
528
00:26:15,434 --> 00:26:18,402
with a purpose.
529
00:26:18,404 --> 00:26:20,871
Why'd you stop?
530
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:23,140
I made a quarter of what John made,
531
00:26:23,142 --> 00:26:27,210
and my son was being raised by wolves.
532
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:31,248
Dean's boss called him
management material.
533
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:36,665
Your happiness was important, too.
534
00:26:37,956 --> 00:26:40,891
How much does the card shop pay?
535
00:26:40,893 --> 00:26:43,126
You shouldn't have quit.
536
00:26:43,128 --> 00:26:44,555
And you should be home for dinner
537
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:46,688
if you don't want the kids saying grace.
538
00:26:48,944 --> 00:26:50,969
What a lie, huh?
539
00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:53,380
That we can have it all.
540
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:06,624
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
541
00:27:06,649 --> 00:27:08,991
It's no crazier than saying "Jacuzzi."
542
00:27:09,016 --> 00:27:11,640
Ooh, I slept funny.
543
00:27:11,665 --> 00:27:13,640
I know something
that could work that right out.
544
00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:15,465
- All right.
- What's that?
545
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,667
Take a Boland.
546
00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:19,235
Nice, steamy Boland.
547
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,882
Oh, a big, bubbling Boland.
548
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:23,681
Coming in off the ski slopes.
549
00:27:23,706 --> 00:27:24,767
Rough day at work?
550
00:27:24,792 --> 00:27:26,361
Grab your favorite magazine.
551
00:27:26,386 --> 00:27:27,580
Pop out back.
552
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,639
Step into a foamy Boland.
553
00:27:29,641 --> 00:27:32,060
Yeah!
554
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,693
Where is this guy?
555
00:27:34,718 --> 00:27:36,679
I don't know. I don't know if he's lost.
556
00:27:36,681 --> 00:27:38,948
- Text him.
- I just did.
557
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,917
What if he went to the paper place?
558
00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:42,785
I gave him the address.
559
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:45,855
What if he's not coming?
560
00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:49,926
Yo.
561
00:27:49,928 --> 00:27:52,962
Hi. It's Beth.
562
00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:55,465
I'm just calling for a quick ETA.
563
00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:57,800
I'm not gonna make it.
564
00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:00,937
Oh, uh...
565
00:28:00,939 --> 00:28:02,939
do you need to reschedule?
566
00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,907
No, I'm good.
567
00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:10,346
But you owe us some money.
568
00:28:10,348 --> 00:28:12,715
Yeah, I did some math, and it works out
569
00:28:12,717 --> 00:28:15,751
way better for me if I take 100%.
570
00:28:18,723 --> 00:28:20,423
What?
571
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:24,260
Hello?
572
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:27,230
Did he say "math" or "meth"?
573
00:28:27,232 --> 00:28:29,306
- Call him back.
- And do what?
574
00:28:29,331 --> 00:28:30,633
Say "please"?
575
00:28:33,404 --> 00:28:37,240
You have reached
the voice mailbox of 313...
576
00:28:40,712 --> 00:28:42,645
Let's do what he would do.
577
00:28:42,647 --> 00:28:44,347
He would make him eat a Glock.
578
00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:46,382
Okay, let's do that.
579
00:28:46,384 --> 00:28:49,516
Beth, you're not a scary gangbanger
580
00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:50,620
with throat tats.
581
00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:52,655
You're a mom with
a Chinese symbol on your hip
582
00:28:52,657 --> 00:28:54,357
you got on Spring Break.
583
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,359
Wait, I thought you got that lasered.
584
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,693
It is so expensive.
585
00:28:57,695 --> 00:29:00,329
You are never gonna be him.
586
00:29:00,331 --> 00:29:02,365
So let's just suck it up,
print some more.
587
00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:03,900
Are you serious?
588
00:29:03,902 --> 00:29:05,201
We have the plates. We have the press.
589
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:08,104
That last run cost us a grand in ones.
590
00:29:08,106 --> 00:29:10,206
We have to find another career criminal.
591
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,742
What happens when that guy
decides to renegotiate?
592
00:29:12,744 --> 00:29:14,577
Then we make more.
593
00:29:14,579 --> 00:29:16,445
And then that guy?
594
00:29:16,447 --> 00:29:18,514
We make more.
595
00:29:18,516 --> 00:29:20,850
And then every criminal
in the city knows
596
00:29:20,852 --> 00:29:23,586
that we're a bunch of suckers.
597
00:29:23,588 --> 00:29:26,355
Well, can't have it all.
598
00:29:30,695 --> 00:29:33,696
♪ ♪
599
00:29:33,698 --> 00:29:35,798
I'm a pillar of the community.
600
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,134
I organize the neighborhood watch.
601
00:29:38,136 --> 00:29:40,269
I'm on the PTA, Chamber of Commerce.
602
00:29:40,271 --> 00:29:43,606
I post on Yelp, Angie's List, Nextdoor.
603
00:29:43,608 --> 00:29:46,275
I am a den mother, for God's sake.
604
00:29:46,277 --> 00:29:48,110
Ma'am, again, I apologize...
605
00:29:48,112 --> 00:29:50,046
Yeah, well, that's not gonna
put the 500 bucks
606
00:29:50,048 --> 00:29:52,415
back in my son's piggy bank.
607
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,917
Do you know how many lawns
he had to mow for that?
608
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:58,754
Now, is it possible...
609
00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:01,457
that he misplaced it?
610
00:30:01,459 --> 00:30:03,059
Really?
611
00:30:03,061 --> 00:30:06,295
$500 goes missing on the exact day
612
00:30:06,297 --> 00:30:09,432
that this guy is loose in my house?
613
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,467
I didn't take this bitch's money.
614
00:30:11,469 --> 00:30:13,970
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
615
00:30:13,972 --> 00:30:17,506
A lot of strong emotions here.
616
00:30:17,508 --> 00:30:19,275
I just want my money.
617
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:21,110
You might want to be careful
about who you're coming at
618
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:23,145
with all these accusations.
619
00:30:23,147 --> 00:30:25,781
No, I-I am sure
that we can work something out.
620
00:30:25,783 --> 00:30:29,118
Or this bitch could take it up
621
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,586
with his parole officer.
622
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:35,523
How many violations do you get
before they send you back?
623
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,434
We're gonna take
another good look around.
624
00:30:45,436 --> 00:30:47,436
I'd appreciate that.
625
00:30:47,438 --> 00:30:54,410
♪ ♪
626
00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,784
What's this?
627
00:31:01,786 --> 00:31:02,985
Don't start.
628
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,820
I hope it's not a coal black suit.
629
00:31:04,822 --> 00:31:07,690
Yep, and I got the pocket square, too.
630
00:31:07,692 --> 00:31:09,325
Why would you go back there?
631
00:31:09,327 --> 00:31:11,927
They're the only place
that does layaway.
632
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,667
How long did you wait?
633
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:20,503
- Please let me make my sandwich
- How long?
634
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:25,879
You're exhausting.
635
00:31:25,904 --> 00:31:28,010
Maybe you need to be more exhausting.
636
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:29,178
And what does that mean?
637
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,846
You're so used to being disrespected,
638
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:32,394
you don't even see it happening anymore.
639
00:31:32,419 --> 00:31:34,016
Babe, you go HAM every time they seat us
640
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,318
by a bathroom in a restaurant.
641
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,053
Why should we sit by the bathroom?
642
00:31:37,055 --> 00:31:39,088
- Somebody's got to.
- It's unappetizing.
643
00:31:39,090 --> 00:31:41,590
- Babe, ask them to move.
- I shouldn't have to.
644
00:31:41,592 --> 00:31:43,659
And I should be able
to enjoy dinner with my family
645
00:31:43,661 --> 00:31:45,594
without feeling like the
whole world is out to get us.
646
00:31:45,596 --> 00:31:48,030
So you just want to pretend
it's not happening?
647
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,575
I just want buying a suit
to be buying a suit.
648
00:32:06,417 --> 00:32:08,384
They're UV protected, maintenance-free.
649
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:11,887
We can match the color
of any deck, any siding,
650
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:13,389
no matter what, guaranteed.
651
00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:15,191
Where have you been hiding
this one, Gayle?
652
00:32:15,193 --> 00:32:16,892
- Just my secret weapon.
- Oh.
653
00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:18,227
Looking forward to more, Dean.
654
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,795
- Yes, sir.
- Drinks on us next time.
655
00:32:19,797 --> 00:32:22,598
Next time we are drinking
to celebrate a big sale.
656
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,734
Bye, you guys, drive safe.
657
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:27,536
- All right?
- Thanks so much.
658
00:32:27,538 --> 00:32:29,438
What did I tell you?
659
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,407
I am serious. You're a natural.
660
00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:33,476
Oh, I had a pretty good teacher.
661
00:32:33,478 --> 00:32:35,911
Maybe it's about
making the right connection.
662
00:32:37,548 --> 00:32:39,548
Oh, thanks, man.
663
00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:41,751
Oh, wait, I had the, uh...
I had the gray Buick.
664
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:43,219
Those are mine.
665
00:32:47,825 --> 00:32:50,459
This is gonna be fun, huh?
666
00:32:50,461 --> 00:32:51,961
For sure.
667
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,807
Hey, it's me.
668
00:32:56,832 --> 00:32:58,934
I'm not trying to stalk you or anything.
669
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,836
I'm just a little worried.
670
00:33:00,838 --> 00:33:02,438
Um...
671
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,573
I hope I'm crazy, and you and Marcus
672
00:33:04,575 --> 00:33:07,951
are having fun somewhere.
673
00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:11,293
Um...
674
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:16,588
call me or text me or, um, whatever.
675
00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:23,592
♪ ♪
676
00:34:24,589 --> 00:34:31,560
♪ ♪
677
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:25,570
♪ ♪
678
00:35:25,595 --> 00:35:27,862
How is that your breakfast?
679
00:35:27,887 --> 00:35:29,879
Savory sweet.
680
00:35:29,926 --> 00:35:31,258
Disgusting.
681
00:35:31,284 --> 00:35:32,584
It's like huevos rancheros.
682
00:35:32,586 --> 00:35:34,176
Except no huevos.
683
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:36,054
And no rancheros.
684
00:35:36,056 --> 00:35:38,086
I'm a grown-up.
I can eat whatever I want.
685
00:35:38,145 --> 00:35:39,711
Comprende?
686
00:35:42,144 --> 00:35:43,811
So he just showed up with all of it?
687
00:35:43,836 --> 00:35:45,430
Minus his cut, yeah.
688
00:35:45,432 --> 00:35:47,265
We should've kept his share.
689
00:35:47,267 --> 00:35:49,300
Show him who's boss.
690
00:35:49,302 --> 00:35:51,536
Easy to say when
you're not in the dark backyard
691
00:35:51,538 --> 00:35:54,205
with him and his big old meat hands.
692
00:35:54,207 --> 00:35:55,940
So let's go divvy up.
693
00:35:55,942 --> 00:35:58,309
Yeah, I'm gonna buy Ben a pony.
694
00:35:58,311 --> 00:36:00,111
You know, those really tiny ones?
695
00:36:00,113 --> 00:36:01,780
Does he want a pony?
696
00:36:01,782 --> 00:36:03,915
What kid doesn't want a pony?
697
00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:06,885
- Girl, you have bills.
- I mean with the extra.
698
00:36:06,887 --> 00:36:11,089
Or instead of a pony...
699
00:36:11,091 --> 00:36:13,591
we take this profit,
700
00:36:13,593 --> 00:36:16,294
and we get more ones.
701
00:36:16,296 --> 00:36:18,129
And then what?
702
00:36:19,399 --> 00:36:21,065
We print more money.
703
00:36:21,067 --> 00:36:23,234
And then what?
704
00:36:23,236 --> 00:36:24,736
We make more.
705
00:36:24,738 --> 00:36:26,971
Yeah? And then what?
706
00:36:26,973 --> 00:36:29,307
- Whatever we want.
- Yeah.
707
00:36:31,678 --> 00:36:33,578
I mean, it's what he would do.
708
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,979
- Hmm?
- He wouldn't do that.
709
00:36:34,981 --> 00:36:36,446
You're jealous.
710
00:36:36,471 --> 00:36:37,982
Here, you two can join
the syrup-on-your-face club.
711
00:36:37,984 --> 00:36:39,791
- Don't get it anywhere near me.
- Come on.
712
00:36:39,816 --> 00:36:40,924
I don't want it anywhere near me.
713
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:43,154
We're accepting new members.
714
00:36:43,156 --> 00:36:44,322
Yikes.
715
00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:49,527
Hey.
716
00:36:49,529 --> 00:36:52,040
Hey. How'd you do?
717
00:36:52,065 --> 00:36:53,558
Well...
718
00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:56,334
Some dude gave me a 20
to park his E-Class out front.
719
00:36:56,336 --> 00:36:57,535
- Gross.
- Yeah.
720
00:36:57,537 --> 00:37:02,106
I horked in his water bottle
and stole all his change.
721
00:37:02,108 --> 00:37:04,175
So how's my Nance?
722
00:37:04,177 --> 00:37:06,544
She keeps saying my name
to prove she's cool with it.
723
00:37:06,546 --> 00:37:08,847
Hi, Ben.
How was school today, Ben?
724
00:37:08,849 --> 00:37:10,348
Would you like a boba, Ben?
725
00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:12,217
Boba Ben, Ben, Ben, boba?
726
00:37:12,219 --> 00:37:13,818
She's so woke.
727
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:16,387
Yeah, ever since
she got therapized.
728
00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:18,556
That whole thing was so wrong.
729
00:37:18,558 --> 00:37:20,325
You know who I think needs a therapist?
730
00:37:20,327 --> 00:37:21,459
Therapists.
731
00:37:21,461 --> 00:37:22,861
Jenny's mom's a therapist.
732
00:37:22,863 --> 00:37:26,030
And she went to rehab for Ritalin.
733
00:37:26,032 --> 00:37:27,699
Why are they up your butt anyway?
734
00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:29,500
You don't need a therapist.
735
00:37:29,502 --> 00:37:31,271
Thank you.
736
00:37:31,296 --> 00:37:33,460
You tell me everything.
I solve your problems.
737
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:39,310
I-I mean, not everything.
738
00:37:41,147 --> 00:37:43,715
Good thing I'm free,
'cause you'd go broke.
739
00:37:50,223 --> 00:37:52,439
So how's this supposed to work, anyway?
740
00:37:52,464 --> 00:37:55,026
Just talk about what's bothering you.
741
00:37:55,028 --> 00:37:57,729
Yeah, but what do people usually say?
742
00:37:57,731 --> 00:37:59,063
Well, most of my patients are younger,
743
00:37:59,065 --> 00:38:01,266
so lots of complaints
about brushing teeth,
744
00:38:01,268 --> 00:38:04,335
going to bed early,
wanting more screen time.
745
00:38:06,873 --> 00:38:09,374
This is stupid. I'm gonna go.
746
00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:11,175
Okay.
747
00:38:15,916 --> 00:38:18,016
Aren't you gonna try to stop me?
748
00:38:18,018 --> 00:38:20,184
I can't help you
if you don't have any problems.
749
00:38:22,055 --> 00:38:23,955
Got a problem with your attitude.
750
00:38:23,957 --> 00:38:25,890
What else?
751
00:38:25,892 --> 00:38:29,527
Well, this bean-bag chair
kind of smells like pee.
752
00:38:29,529 --> 00:38:31,296
There is a reason for that.
753
00:38:42,442 --> 00:38:44,475
What else?
754
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:52,417
♪ ♪
755
00:38:52,419 --> 00:38:55,486
- Babe.
- Yeah?
756
00:38:55,488 --> 00:38:58,289
Was I like this when you met me?
757
00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:01,326
No, you hid it better.
758
00:39:01,328 --> 00:39:04,228
You should've checked references.
759
00:39:04,230 --> 00:39:05,964
Honestly, I'm angry, too, babe,
760
00:39:05,966 --> 00:39:08,633
but you just can't live
in it all the time.
761
00:39:08,635 --> 00:39:11,269
What if I found a way to stop?
762
00:39:11,271 --> 00:39:15,006
Oh, yeah, sure, there's, um,
yoga, meditations,
763
00:39:15,008 --> 00:39:17,642
church has got a bunch
of different fellowships.
764
00:39:17,644 --> 00:39:22,947
♪ ♪
765
00:39:22,949 --> 00:39:25,750
What if it was something
you wouldn't like?
766
00:39:25,752 --> 00:39:30,822
♪ ♪
767
00:39:30,824 --> 00:39:32,156
But we wouldn't have to sit
768
00:39:32,158 --> 00:39:34,325
next to the bathroom ever again?
769
00:39:34,327 --> 00:39:36,427
♪ ♪
770
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:43,001
I thought we said never again.
771
00:39:43,003 --> 00:39:45,436
You look real good in that suit.
772
00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:48,439
Nice.
773
00:39:48,441 --> 00:39:50,041
Pass this down to Daddy.
774
00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:51,843
Daddy gets the big piece.
775
00:39:51,845 --> 00:39:53,177
- There we go.
- Nice.
776
00:39:53,179 --> 00:39:54,545
Here you go.
777
00:39:54,547 --> 00:39:57,548
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey.
778
00:39:57,550 --> 00:39:59,484
I was defrosting a casserole.
779
00:39:59,486 --> 00:40:00,785
Oh, the kids wanted pizza.
780
00:40:00,787 --> 00:40:03,121
Yeah, come, uh...
come sit down, have a slice.
781
00:40:03,123 --> 00:40:04,655
- Come on, guys, help me out.
- Pass it, come on, let's go.
782
00:40:04,657 --> 00:40:07,358
I put you here next to Kenny.
Is pepperoni okay?
783
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,646
- Uh-huh.
- All right, team Boland, check in.
784
00:40:09,671 --> 00:40:11,537
How's everyone's day? Thank you.
785
00:40:13,133 --> 00:40:15,967
Oh, really?
Nobody has anything to say at all?
786
00:40:15,969 --> 00:40:17,702
Ooh, I killed a frog in science.
787
00:40:17,704 --> 00:40:19,170
Oh, that's gnarly.
788
00:40:19,172 --> 00:40:22,874
I finally made sense
of that pantry of yours.
789
00:40:22,876 --> 00:40:24,281
I had a pretty good day.
790
00:40:24,306 --> 00:40:25,376
Yeah?
791
00:40:25,378 --> 00:40:28,980
I got an opportunity
to make some real money.
792
00:40:28,982 --> 00:40:30,848
They want to promote me to manager.
793
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:33,317
No way. Yay, Mommy.
794
00:40:33,319 --> 00:40:35,353
- Is that better than worker?
- Way better.
795
00:40:35,355 --> 00:40:38,023
I get salary. I get commission
on every event.
796
00:40:38,048 --> 00:40:39,223
That's awesome.
797
00:40:39,225 --> 00:40:40,591
They're even talking profit sharing.
798
00:40:40,593 --> 00:40:42,527
What about the hours?
799
00:40:42,529 --> 00:40:44,762
Well, that's the best part,
because we'll be able to afford
800
00:40:44,764 --> 00:40:48,232
help now and you don't have
to worry about us anymore.
801
00:40:48,234 --> 00:40:51,035
That is incredible. Congratulations.
802
00:40:51,037 --> 00:40:54,800
And, you guys, how about we say
thank you to Nana?
803
00:40:54,825 --> 00:40:56,107
- Thanks, Nana.
- Thank you, Nana.
804
00:40:56,109 --> 00:40:58,843
We couldn't have done it without you.
805
00:41:05,585 --> 00:41:07,585
Work.
806
00:41:07,587 --> 00:41:08,886
Cheers.
807
00:41:08,888 --> 00:41:11,055
Thank you.
808
00:41:11,057 --> 00:41:14,725
Oh, my God, I was worried about you.
809
00:41:14,727 --> 00:41:16,861
And Marcus is okay?
810
00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:21,866
No, no, no, no, no, I totally get it.
811
00:41:24,971 --> 00:41:26,771
Well, listen, I've got your money,
812
00:41:26,773 --> 00:41:29,874
and it's, like, totally burning
a hole in my pocket.
813
00:41:31,211 --> 00:41:33,277
I know, but I'm not good at this stuff.
814
00:41:34,948 --> 00:41:37,815
Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?
815
00:41:37,817 --> 00:41:40,985
Dean's mom is here, and it's,
like, this whole thing.
816
00:41:40,987 --> 00:41:42,787
You're gonna die.
817
00:41:42,789 --> 00:41:44,555
Can I get you anything?
818
00:41:44,557 --> 00:41:46,057
I'll wait for my friend.
819
00:41:51,998 --> 00:41:53,798
♪ ♪
820
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,633
She ain't coming.
821
00:42:05,278 --> 00:42:08,023
I think you might need that drink, huh?
822
00:42:10,641 --> 00:42:14,641
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