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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,477 --> 00:01:10,852 You'll see why in a minute. 2 00:01:10,936 --> 00:01:13,771 The song is called... Oh, and it's Napoleon. 3 00:01:13,852 --> 00:01:15,477 Napoleon. No wonder, their song is called... 4 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:17,728 Erick, is your son OK? 5 00:01:19,728 --> 00:01:21,436 He misses his mother. 6 00:01:22,686 --> 00:01:25,228 "Waterloo," by ABBA, for Sweden. 7 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:26,186 Watch this one. 8 00:01:26,228 --> 00:01:28,146 Quiet everyone! It's Sweden. 9 00:01:59,271 --> 00:02:01,646 Lars! Sit down Lars! 10 00:02:05,271 --> 00:02:09,312 He is going to one day sing and dance in the Eurovision Song Contest! 11 00:02:09,603 --> 00:02:12,437 I'd rather be dead. 12 00:02:13,646 --> 00:02:14,562 Look! 13 00:02:14,896 --> 00:02:16,853 Little Sigrit is dancing! 14 00:02:19,478 --> 00:02:20,853 She can't even speak! 15 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:26,271 Lars! Stop making a fool of yourself! 16 00:02:33,771 --> 00:02:35,228 Stop laughing at me! 17 00:02:36,937 --> 00:02:38,603 Stop laughing at me! 18 00:02:38,812 --> 00:02:42,437 One day, I shall win the Eurovision Song Contest. 19 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,187 And none of you will laugh at me then. 20 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:05,812 Lars! 21 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:07,770 Goddamn it! 22 00:04:07,854 --> 00:04:08,896 Sorry, Papa! 23 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,353 -Lars? -Yes. 24 00:04:14,603 --> 00:04:15,812 That was amazing. 25 00:04:15,896 --> 00:04:18,812 I-- It is not our best, but it was very good. 26 00:04:18,896 --> 00:04:21,771 Perhaps it should be our song for the Eurovision Song Contest. 27 00:04:21,853 --> 00:04:22,896 No, no, no. No way. 28 00:04:22,978 --> 00:04:24,187 "Double Trouble" is the one. 29 00:04:24,271 --> 00:04:26,437 -Yeah, it is super tremendous. -Mmm. 30 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:28,603 Your singing was very powerful tonight. 31 00:04:28,687 --> 00:04:29,978 -Wow! -Yes. 32 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:30,937 Eurgh! 33 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,187 -Eurgh. Yeah. -Eurgh, yeah... 34 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:35,562 What is it you don't understand about electricity? 35 00:04:37,062 --> 00:04:38,146 Hello, Sigrit. Heh. 36 00:04:38,353 --> 00:04:39,187 Hello. 37 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:40,896 Idiot. 38 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:44,437 -But Papa, no, I have to connect-- -Enough. Shut up. Shut up, Lars. 39 00:04:44,521 --> 00:04:46,271 -But the lighting-- -Shut up, shut up. 40 00:04:50,021 --> 00:04:51,687 What is it... 41 00:05:00,437 --> 00:05:01,437 What a grump. 42 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:03,021 - Whoa. - Yeah, wow. 43 00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:04,853 Super angry. 44 00:05:16,728 --> 00:05:21,687 Since you were a baby, you've been under the spell of Lars Erickssong. 45 00:05:22,228 --> 00:05:24,853 I know, Mama. I know you don't like him. 46 00:05:24,937 --> 00:05:26,312 He's holding you back. 47 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:30,937 What you forget, I was the little girl who could not speak. 48 00:05:31,021 --> 00:05:33,646 You could. You just didn't want to. 49 00:05:33,728 --> 00:05:36,646 Right, until Lars taught me how to sing. 50 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:38,478 It was ABBA. 51 00:05:39,187 --> 00:05:40,062 And Lars. 52 00:05:40,146 --> 00:05:41,437 But mostly ABBA. 53 00:05:42,021 --> 00:05:43,521 And, yeah. 54 00:05:44,062 --> 00:05:45,562 Listen to me, Sigrit. 55 00:05:47,103 --> 00:05:48,646 You know I believe this. 56 00:05:48,728 --> 00:05:50,896 You are a true artist, 57 00:05:51,187 --> 00:05:54,103 but art doesn't come from up here. 58 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,146 It comes from in here. 59 00:05:56,562 --> 00:05:59,978 That is where we each can find the Speorg note, 60 00:06:00,062 --> 00:06:03,646 the truest expression of ourselves. 61 00:06:03,728 --> 00:06:06,728 But you will never sing it with Lars Erickssong. 62 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:27,146 The bank called. 63 00:06:29,146 --> 00:06:32,187 I can no longer afford the house and my fishing boat. 64 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:34,353 I must choose. 65 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:36,187 Too bad about the boat. 66 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,187 So many fond memories. Heh. 67 00:06:38,271 --> 00:06:39,812 I make money fishing. 68 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:43,978 I'm selling the house. 69 00:06:44,812 --> 00:06:45,978 But, uh... 70 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:47,687 I live there... 71 00:06:48,396 --> 00:06:49,228 with you. 72 00:06:49,521 --> 00:06:51,396 You're a middle-aged man, Lars. 73 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,896 It's time for you to start living your life. 74 00:06:55,521 --> 00:06:58,353 Time to move on from your childish dreams. 75 00:06:59,228 --> 00:07:01,228 Be the man your mother wanted you to be. 76 00:07:03,396 --> 00:07:07,146 She loved having me around the house, so she might not be happy. 77 00:07:09,978 --> 00:07:12,103 Why did he bring me here to tell me that? 78 00:07:19,146 --> 00:07:20,478 I see you. 79 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:23,437 -There you are. -Here I am. 80 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:26,271 -Hey, I'm checking you out. -Oh. I'm checking you out. 81 00:07:26,353 --> 00:07:28,396 -Two cups of coffee? -Both mine. 82 00:07:28,478 --> 00:07:29,396 Okay? 83 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:31,521 -Okay. -Yeah. Mmm. 84 00:07:32,312 --> 00:07:35,146 -Is your dad still angry with you? -Oh, he's very angry. 85 00:07:35,603 --> 00:07:37,728 And he's selling the house and kicking me out. 86 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:40,187 No! Where are you gonna live? 87 00:07:40,271 --> 00:07:43,021 It's a great question, right? 88 00:07:43,103 --> 00:07:47,271 Well, at least it'll be in our beautiful Húsavík. 89 00:07:51,812 --> 00:07:52,853 Yeah, I guess so. 90 00:07:53,978 --> 00:07:54,978 Yeah. 91 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,228 Oh, no, you don't, Lars Erickssong! 92 00:07:57,312 --> 00:07:59,353 -No. It's too late, Olaf. -Take the ticket off my car. 93 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,687 It's too late. Once I fill out the ticket, it's too late. 94 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:04,021 What's this? 95 00:08:04,312 --> 00:08:06,603 Sigrit and I are performing at the Captain's Galley tonight. 96 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,021 -Yep. -Why are you and your sister 97 00:08:08,103 --> 00:08:10,562 -playing at the Captain's Galley? -She's probably not my sister. 98 00:08:10,646 --> 00:08:12,646 I'm definitely not your sister. 99 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:15,103 Ragnar Loftonsson is retiring. 100 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:16,853 I'm not paying this ticket. 101 00:08:16,937 --> 00:08:19,146 - But are you coming to the party tonight? - Yeah. 102 00:08:19,228 --> 00:08:20,937 Of course I'm coming to the party tonight. 103 00:08:21,521 --> 00:08:23,228 There's nothing else to do in this shit town! 104 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,271 I'm not paying this ticket! 105 00:08:28,478 --> 00:08:30,603 Your father is ashamed of you. 106 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:32,104 - Whoa. - Okay. 107 00:08:32,562 --> 00:08:35,894 -That's-- -But, Olaf, we know where you live. 108 00:08:35,979 --> 00:08:38,229 You will ultimately have to pay the ticket. 109 00:08:39,729 --> 00:08:41,687 Your father is ashamed of you! 110 00:08:42,894 --> 00:08:43,729 He's right. 111 00:08:44,229 --> 00:08:46,394 My father is ashamed of me. 112 00:08:46,479 --> 00:08:48,562 No, he's not. That's not true. 113 00:08:48,854 --> 00:08:50,104 No, it is true. 114 00:08:50,187 --> 00:08:53,062 After you left, he looked me deep into the eyes and said, 115 00:08:53,144 --> 00:08:54,519 "I am ashamed of you." 116 00:08:55,187 --> 00:08:57,519 -Oh, I don't know if that's-- -And then, 117 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:00,812 he said, "You have wasted your whole life 118 00:09:01,269 --> 00:09:04,562 on this one stupid idea of the Eurovision Song Contest. 119 00:09:05,062 --> 00:09:06,937 And now you're a grown man without a wife? 120 00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:08,312 Without a child? 121 00:09:08,687 --> 00:09:10,479 Your life is a joke." 122 00:09:10,562 --> 00:09:12,519 -Maybe he was drunk. -No. 123 00:09:12,604 --> 00:09:15,062 He said, "And you might think that I'm drunk, 124 00:09:15,562 --> 00:09:18,019 but I am dead sober." 125 00:09:18,104 --> 00:09:19,394 "And I'm very serious." 126 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:20,729 Right. 127 00:09:44,229 --> 00:09:47,479 I am Lars, this is Sigrit. 128 00:09:47,562 --> 00:09:49,394 We are Fire Saga. 129 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:53,104 -Whoo! -Stephan on the skins. 130 00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:56,562 Yes, Stephan just got his first armpit hair today, 131 00:09:56,644 --> 00:09:58,229 so he's pretty excited. 132 00:09:59,229 --> 00:10:01,604 We have a special treat for you if you'll indulge us. 133 00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:04,437 We'd love to play for you, our submission 134 00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:07,187 for this year's Eurovision Song Contest. 135 00:10:07,562 --> 00:10:08,644 No. 136 00:10:08,937 --> 00:10:10,437 Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 137 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:13,479 Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 138 00:10:14,269 --> 00:10:16,479 - "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! - Play it! 139 00:10:16,894 --> 00:10:18,854 "Ja Ja Ding Dong," okay. 140 00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:25,729 One, two, three, four... 141 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:02,687 Lars? 142 00:11:06,269 --> 00:11:07,104 Lars. 143 00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:10,269 -I can't handle this. -I know. 144 00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:13,437 Every time I try to show them what real music is, they laugh. 145 00:11:13,854 --> 00:11:14,979 "Ja Ja Ding Dong"? 146 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:17,312 I can't take this shit! Okay? 147 00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:19,104 -Okay. -It's like this much shit! 148 00:11:19,187 --> 00:11:21,269 -I know! -I can maybe take this much shit, 149 00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:22,354 but it's up here! 150 00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:25,479 -It's a lot of shit! -Shit! 151 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,144 Shit. 152 00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:30,769 Ooh. 153 00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:31,894 Hey, Lars! 154 00:11:31,979 --> 00:11:34,644 Get back in there right now and play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 155 00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:37,519 No, we are done for tonight. 156 00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,604 You have to play it! 157 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:41,644 Why do I have to play it? I already played it. 158 00:11:41,894 --> 00:11:43,937 I don't care! You have to play it again! 159 00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:46,562 Tell me, when will it be enough for you? 160 00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:47,979 It will never be enough! 161 00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:50,104 I only want to hear "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 162 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,854 Fine, I'll play it. I'll play it. 163 00:11:51,937 --> 00:11:53,229 We're having a break. 164 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,187 All right. 165 00:11:54,937 --> 00:11:57,394 Hey, guys, he's going to play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 166 00:11:57,479 --> 00:12:00,144 It's the only thing that makes him happy. 167 00:12:00,979 --> 00:12:02,312 I'm going to play it. 168 00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:05,354 But I'm going to tell him to eff off during the song, so... 169 00:12:05,644 --> 00:12:07,479 Okay, listen. Last night, 170 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:11,437 I went to the Gálgahraun lava field to ask the elves to help us. 171 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,687 -Elves? -Hear me out. 172 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,437 -Hold on. -No. 173 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:17,312 -Elves again? -Don't do it. 174 00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:19,519 You know I have nothing to do with elves. 175 00:12:19,604 --> 00:12:22,562 Lars, shut your mouth or the elves will shut it for you! 176 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:23,812 I, uh-- 177 00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:25,937 Please, elves don't exist, Sigrit. 178 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:28,812 You're killing me. 179 00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:29,854 Take it back. 180 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,062 I can't take it back. 181 00:12:31,144 --> 00:12:34,312 -You have to take it back. -Look, it's not going to be elves 182 00:12:34,394 --> 00:12:36,604 that get us into the song contest this year. 183 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,354 It's going to be the perfect song. 184 00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:40,979 Plus elves. 185 00:12:43,687 --> 00:12:47,687 Her name is Katiana Lindsdóttir but she goes simply by the name of Katiana. 186 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,062 Katiana is the whole package... 187 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,604 ..the beauty, the voice, great song... 188 00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:54,519 ..her English is perfect. 189 00:12:54,604 --> 00:12:56,604 And she's from Keflavik. 190 00:13:12,687 --> 00:13:13,519 Well... 191 00:13:13,812 --> 00:13:16,894 without being dramatic, I think it may be the best 192 00:13:16,979 --> 00:13:19,062 audition tape we've ever had 193 00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:21,394 in the history of the Icelandic Song Contest. 194 00:13:21,479 --> 00:13:23,187 Wow, she's an angel. 195 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,644 This is exciting! 196 00:13:25,062 --> 00:13:27,394 Iceland could win the Eurovision Song Contest 197 00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:29,394 for the first time in its sixty-year history. 198 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:31,729 Can you imagine? 199 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,144 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 200 00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:37,729 - What's wrong, Victor? - If she won... 201 00:13:38,104 --> 00:13:42,687 that means that we then host the contest for the next year. 202 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:43,729 Ah, yes. 203 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:46,437 The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest hosts the following year. 204 00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:47,519 Yes, you're right, Victor. 205 00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:49,854 Maybe it could be in Keflavik. 206 00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:50,979 Oh, sure. 207 00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:53,229 - Fantastic idea. - Thank you. 208 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:55,312 But perhaps, Keflavik, 209 00:13:55,519 --> 00:14:00,104 a town of 15,000 people, lacks the infrastructure to host 210 00:14:00,312 --> 00:14:03,519 42 countries and over half a million people. 211 00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:09,519 I'm afraid the cost of hosting will bankrupt the whole country. 212 00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:11,229 What? 213 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,104 And why should we listen to him? Huh? 214 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,854 The brilliant financial men of this country 215 00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:19,437 nearly ruined us ten years ago. 216 00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:22,062 - Anna, Anna, enough. - You were one of them... 217 00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,019 Victor... 218 00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:27,437 it is our job to think of the greater good for all of Iceland. 219 00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:31,229 If Katiana wins the Icelandic Song Contest, 220 00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:34,769 we have a real chance of winning Eurovision. 221 00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:36,769 And we must take it. 222 00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:38,937 We must take it. We must take it! 223 00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:41,187 It's, uh... 224 00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:43,187 Yeah, there's just one, uh, problem. 225 00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:47,729 We only have 11 acts, but the rules say we need 12. 226 00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:49,519 Yeah, that's a good point. Um... 227 00:14:49,604 --> 00:14:51,979 Would you pass this down to Jorn? 228 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,354 Pick one. 229 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,937 -What? -Is that fair? 230 00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:01,604 Come on. We all know that Katiana is going to win this, right? 231 00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,687 -Yes. -Yeah, so pick one. 232 00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:09,562 It says... 233 00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:13,354 Oh, my God! Sigrit! 234 00:15:13,437 --> 00:15:15,894 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 235 00:15:16,894 --> 00:15:18,062 I have big news! 236 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:19,769 We did it! Sigrit! 237 00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:22,354 I've got big news! 238 00:15:22,437 --> 00:15:23,729 Bring in the boats! 239 00:15:23,937 --> 00:15:25,729 Everyone must hear this! 240 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:27,604 Get ready, Húsavík! 241 00:15:40,729 --> 00:15:41,644 Yeah, I heard. 242 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:43,019 I'm on my way. 243 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,437 Fire Saga is in! 244 00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:49,812 Fire Saga is in! 245 00:15:51,312 --> 00:15:53,104 I'm sure it's very exciting for you, Lars, 246 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:57,644 but you must know that the emergency signal is for life or death situations. 247 00:15:58,062 --> 00:16:00,437 And I could argue that this town is near death, 248 00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:04,019 and my entrance into the song contest is the last chance 249 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:07,312 we, as a town, have to be alive. 250 00:16:07,394 --> 00:16:10,062 -Don't. -I always thought you were weird, Lars. 251 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:13,519 My older brother went to school with you and he told me you were weird. 252 00:16:13,894 --> 00:16:17,644 Your older brother rode a horse backwards to school. 253 00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:18,812 So... 254 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,437 Sigrit. 255 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,979 Can you believe it? 256 00:16:22,269 --> 00:16:23,229 It's true? 257 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:25,644 I have the letter in my pocket. 258 00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:28,519 I have the letter in my pocket! 259 00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:31,562 -Arnar, let him go. -He broke the law. 260 00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:32,644 Come on, guy. 261 00:16:32,729 --> 00:16:34,144 Don't you call me guy. 262 00:16:34,229 --> 00:16:36,937 You're being, like, really uncool. 263 00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:40,479 No, no. No, no, no. Lars is way more uncool. 264 00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:42,519 He will never win at singing. 265 00:16:42,604 --> 00:16:44,894 You're throwing your life away on that idiot! 266 00:16:44,979 --> 00:16:47,562 Listen to him, Sigrit. Lars is weird. 267 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,354 The whole town thinks so. 268 00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:51,687 You are smart and pretty. 269 00:16:51,979 --> 00:16:55,479 You should be with a good man, like Arnar. 270 00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:56,479 No. 271 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,854 Well, I don't care what people think 272 00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:05,269 and I would like you to let him go, please, Arnar. 273 00:17:05,354 --> 00:17:06,560 Just be cool. 274 00:17:07,104 --> 00:17:07,935 Be cool? 275 00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:10,185 Hey. Be a cool guy. 276 00:17:10,269 --> 00:17:11,894 Just be cool. Let him go. 277 00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:39,310 Good day, my elf friends. 278 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,185 I made you some biscuits. 279 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:44,729 And I brought you some of Mama's whiskey. 280 00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:50,269 Just to say thank you so much for getting us into the contest. 281 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:56,104 You should have seen Lars' face. Oh! It was priceless. He is so happy. 282 00:17:57,104 --> 00:17:57,979 And so... 283 00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:01,144 I was just wondering if, um... 284 00:18:02,144 --> 00:18:04,604 maybe, if it's not too much trouble, 285 00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:08,019 you could help us get into Eurovision? 286 00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:11,979 I know it's a lot to ask, and you've already helped us so much, 287 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:12,894 but... 288 00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:14,310 well... 289 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,894 it's his one true dream. 290 00:18:18,644 --> 00:18:21,685 And I think if it could come true, 291 00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:25,685 well, I'm pretty sure we could finally be together. 292 00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:28,310 Okay. 293 00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:31,269 Oh! Oh, oh, oh. 294 00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:32,560 Um, one more thing. 295 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,810 Uh, I thought it might be cool, too, if we had a baby. 296 00:18:36,644 --> 00:18:39,229 But, uh... we can talk about that next time. 297 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,769 Okay. Bye-bye. 298 00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:47,810 -I have a lot of costumes in here, so... -Yeah. 299 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,229 Don't-- Hey. 300 00:18:49,854 --> 00:18:50,854 Stephan, come here. 301 00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:53,685 So, uh... listen. 302 00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:55,729 A little bit of bad news. 303 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,560 Uh, you're not going to Reykjavik. 304 00:18:57,644 --> 00:18:59,310 Plus, you have school, it'd be tough. 305 00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:01,604 Hey, music, it's a tough biz. 306 00:19:01,685 --> 00:19:02,604 It's okay. 307 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,310 My friends think the song contest is for losers, 308 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,685 and it's going to be an epic shitshow. 309 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:08,810 Oh. 310 00:19:08,894 --> 00:19:09,854 Good luck. 311 00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:12,060 Okay. Yeah, thank you. 312 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:13,604 -We'll miss you. All right? -Okay. 313 00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,519 -All right. Okay. -All right. Here we go. 314 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:16,894 Fire Saga for the win! 315 00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:18,144 Yeah! 316 00:19:20,604 --> 00:19:22,185 -Bye. -Bye. 317 00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:52,894 Good evening and welcome to the 43rd Icelandic Song Contest. 318 00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:54,685 We are coming to you live 319 00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:56,604 in downtown Reykjavik. 320 00:19:56,685 --> 00:20:00,310 Tonight, we have gathered the finest Iceland has to offer. 321 00:20:01,185 --> 00:20:04,144 Twelve best in Iceland, and one of these lucky... 322 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,979 -Lars? -Yeah. 323 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,104 This is too much. 324 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,854 This is nothing. 325 00:20:08,935 --> 00:20:11,769 Eurovision is the big time. This is crap compared to Euro. 326 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:13,479 -Wow. -Read that. 327 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:14,810 What is it? 328 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:18,019 It's an invite to a party tonight on a boat for all the contestants. 329 00:20:18,104 --> 00:20:19,935 -A boat party? -Mmm. 330 00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,519 -That would be fun. -Yes, a boat party. 331 00:20:22,604 --> 00:20:25,519 But not everyone will be in a good mood tonight at the party. 332 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:28,269 Surely we will, when we win. 333 00:20:28,354 --> 00:20:30,894 Yeah. Remind me, Lars, when do we go on? 334 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,479 -Right after Katiana. -Oh, my God. Katiana. 335 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,769 I am so nervous, Lars. 336 00:20:35,854 --> 00:20:38,269 I wish I could sing in Icelandic, I know it would calm me. 337 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,560 Sigrit, you know that a song in Icelandic would never win Eurovision Song Contest. 338 00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:46,144 Yes, I know, I know, I'm being silly. But I'm just... I'm just anxious. 339 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:49,435 -Lars. -Hmm. 340 00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:50,810 It's really a... 341 00:20:52,644 --> 00:20:53,685 dream come true. 342 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,229 Huh? 343 00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:57,935 -Yes. No, I know. -Yeah. 344 00:21:01,479 --> 00:21:02,479 Oh. 345 00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:03,935 What are you doing? 346 00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:08,229 I just want my ding dong to look bigger than what is really there. 347 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,769 -Smart. -Mmm. 348 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,144 Should I draw attention to my groin area as well? 349 00:21:13,229 --> 00:21:14,644 Now you get it. Yeah. 350 00:21:15,019 --> 00:21:17,019 - I can do a camel. - Do a classic camel. 351 00:21:17,104 --> 00:21:18,810 - Okay. - It's never out of style. 352 00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:20,060 -Yeah. -That looks good. 353 00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:21,019 Pretty good, huh? 354 00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:23,519 And now, the first act tonight. 355 00:21:23,935 --> 00:21:26,269 21st Century Viking. 356 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,269 Hey, Erick. 357 00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:52,644 Erick, it's started. 358 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,269 -What? -When does your son go up? 359 00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:57,394 How the hell should I know? 360 00:21:57,479 --> 00:21:59,229 Don't you care? I mean-- 361 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:00,604 He's-- He's your own son. 362 00:22:00,894 --> 00:22:01,894 Turn it off. 363 00:22:01,979 --> 00:22:03,310 Turn it off. 364 00:22:20,269 --> 00:22:21,104 Enough. 365 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,560 Stop making a fool of yourself. You're going to look ridiculous. 366 00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:27,229 All of Iceland will laugh at you. 367 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:36,435 I'm going to go, uh, check on our lighting. 368 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:38,644 Okay. 369 00:22:58,729 --> 00:23:01,935 Just thought maybe we could go over the lighting cues for our act. 370 00:23:02,019 --> 00:23:03,310 Uh, Fire Saga. 371 00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:05,479 -Are you crazy? -No. 372 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,604 -You know you're on right after this. -What? 373 00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:13,729 No. 374 00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:24,060 -She will win this, for sure. -Oh, yeah. Erick. 375 00:23:24,144 --> 00:23:25,185 Your son is up next. 376 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,644 Okay. Okay. 377 00:23:28,229 --> 00:23:30,104 -You have to go now. -No. No! 378 00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:32,394 Lars. Please, can you make them wait? 379 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:35,269 -It's live television. You have to go on. -No, I can't. I can't, I can't! 380 00:23:35,354 --> 00:23:36,894 Go! Go! 381 00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:39,894 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 382 00:23:40,269 --> 00:23:41,810 I'm in Fire Saga. 383 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:43,519 I'm in Fire Saga. 384 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:06,685 -Coming through. -Whoa, easy, man! 385 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,604 Please move. Please move. 386 00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:15,935 Yes, it's real. 387 00:24:27,519 --> 00:24:28,685 Stop the show, please? 388 00:24:55,979 --> 00:24:56,935 Lars! 389 00:24:59,979 --> 00:25:01,644 Can we go to commercial, please? 390 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:05,269 Maybe a fresh start? 391 00:25:08,644 --> 00:25:10,144 Stop laughing, please. 392 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:17,560 No. 393 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:21,979 Oh, no. 394 00:25:34,894 --> 00:25:37,604 Lars. 395 00:25:37,685 --> 00:25:39,729 -Lars. -Hi, I'm Lars. 396 00:25:39,979 --> 00:25:40,810 Yeah. 397 00:25:41,435 --> 00:25:43,185 Oh, Sigrit. 398 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:46,394 -Hi. -Hi. 399 00:25:46,854 --> 00:25:48,269 I ruined it for both of us. 400 00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:55,060 And you didn't even get to go to the boat party. 401 00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:58,019 Everyone from the contest is out there. 402 00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:01,144 Everyone but you. 403 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,604 Why do you stand by me? 404 00:26:05,394 --> 00:26:07,519 Because you are a dreamer. 405 00:26:09,144 --> 00:26:10,519 My dreamer. 406 00:26:11,019 --> 00:26:13,019 Whenever I feel like giving up, 407 00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:15,229 you give me hope, Lars. 408 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:17,019 You always keep going. 409 00:26:20,229 --> 00:26:21,060 Sigrit... 410 00:26:22,979 --> 00:26:25,144 ever since we were children... 411 00:26:25,729 --> 00:26:26,685 Yes. 412 00:26:27,644 --> 00:26:28,769 Me, too. 413 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,185 Ew! 414 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:53,519 Oh, God. 415 00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:55,979 Ugh! 416 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:57,435 It's Katiana! 417 00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:59,060 - Yes. - No! 418 00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:01,144 All those people. 419 00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:05,769 Iceland's greatest artists all gone! 420 00:27:05,854 --> 00:27:06,935 Sigrit... 421 00:27:08,269 --> 00:27:09,310 you're right. 422 00:27:10,479 --> 00:27:12,185 Everyone is gone. 423 00:27:13,144 --> 00:27:14,019 Are you in shock? 424 00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,269 They're all out of the contest. 425 00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,685 The elves went too far. 426 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,185 It's too good to be true! 427 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:23,229 -Oh! -We're in! 428 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:25,354 -We're in the winner's circle! -What? 429 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:26,979 We're in the winner's circle! 430 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,144 -We're in. -We're in. 431 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:30,229 -We're in! -We're in! We're in! 432 00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:33,979 Oh, but I feel really bad about the people on the boat. 433 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:35,519 Oh, me too. 434 00:27:36,769 --> 00:27:38,604 I know, it's a great tragedy. 435 00:27:39,479 --> 00:27:41,435 We're in? 436 00:27:41,685 --> 00:27:42,729 But we're in? 437 00:27:42,810 --> 00:27:44,144 I'm so sad. 438 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,519 -So sad. -So, so sad. I feel so... 439 00:27:47,435 --> 00:27:49,060 It's a terrible tragedy. 440 00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:51,729 The rules are the rules. 441 00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:55,019 Fire Saga is the runner-up. 442 00:27:55,269 --> 00:27:59,479 If you send those two freaks to the Eurovision Song Contest, 443 00:27:59,894 --> 00:28:03,394 -the whole world will laugh at Iceland. -Anna, I know this. 444 00:28:03,935 --> 00:28:04,810 They're horrible. 445 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,104 Terrible. 446 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:07,060 So bad. 447 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,769 -So, so, so, so, so, so... bad. -Yes. 448 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:12,685 But they're all we have left. 449 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:18,560 So we're in? 450 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,435 Yeah? 451 00:28:42,935 --> 00:28:43,935 Thank you. 452 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:45,479 Bye-bye. 453 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:47,810 -Oh, my goodness. -Wow. 454 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:48,729 Oh! 455 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:50,729 It's so luxurious. 456 00:28:51,019 --> 00:28:54,729 -It's so swish. For us? -This is world class. 457 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:06,644 Sigrit. 458 00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:08,685 Whoo! 459 00:29:09,935 --> 00:29:11,560 Oh, my God. 460 00:29:11,644 --> 00:29:12,854 Oh, Schweppes! 461 00:29:12,935 --> 00:29:14,019 So many Schweppes! 462 00:29:14,229 --> 00:29:16,229 Under the bed. Hide it under the bed. 463 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:19,310 Just here for Eurovision. 464 00:29:20,479 --> 00:29:22,644 We are Fire Saga. We are a band. 465 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,144 Okay... 466 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,394 That was so fun. 467 00:29:33,479 --> 00:29:35,479 Yeah, there comes some more fun. 468 00:29:35,769 --> 00:29:37,104 Let the fun out. 469 00:29:43,144 --> 00:29:44,310 I see you. 470 00:29:44,394 --> 00:29:46,560 - There you are. - Here I am. 471 00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:50,229 -I'm checking you out. -I'm checking you out. 472 00:30:48,269 --> 00:30:50,229 I can hardly believe it, Lars. 473 00:30:50,479 --> 00:30:53,144 I never thought we'd leave Húsavík, and now... 474 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,394 look at us. 475 00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:07,979 -I... nah. -Ah... Nah? 476 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,019 Nah. 477 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:10,894 -Wha--? -Yeah. 478 00:31:10,979 --> 00:31:11,810 Why? 479 00:31:11,894 --> 00:31:14,310 We can't. We have to think about the music. 480 00:31:14,854 --> 00:31:16,310 -Oh, yes. -Right? 481 00:31:17,019 --> 00:31:20,185 But we can make music and love. 482 00:31:24,185 --> 00:31:25,354 -No, we can't. -Mmm. 483 00:31:26,229 --> 00:31:27,060 -Really? -Just... 484 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,894 No. Romance, it ruins the bands. 485 00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:31,644 Think about it. 486 00:31:32,144 --> 00:31:33,644 Fleetwood Mac, right? 487 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,685 ABBA, Post Malone, 488 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:38,354 Semen and Garfunkel. 489 00:31:38,729 --> 00:31:41,519 -Yeah, I forgot about Semen and Garfunkel. -I know. 490 00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:43,435 Wow. 491 00:31:43,979 --> 00:31:46,435 -This is very disappointing news. -No. 492 00:31:47,144 --> 00:31:47,979 No, no, listen. 493 00:31:48,394 --> 00:31:50,769 We are so close to realizing our dream. 494 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,269 So close to winning. 495 00:31:53,935 --> 00:31:55,104 Well, it's exciting. 496 00:31:55,685 --> 00:31:56,604 -Yeah. -Yeah. 497 00:31:57,644 --> 00:31:58,810 -Okay. -All right. 498 00:31:58,894 --> 00:31:59,979 Okay, you're right. Yes. 499 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:02,269 We should concentrate on the music and-- 500 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:03,894 -Yes. -So we'll do that for now. 501 00:32:04,354 --> 00:32:05,310 Yes. 502 00:32:07,685 --> 00:32:08,854 -Excuse me. -Yes? 503 00:32:09,685 --> 00:32:11,269 -Hello? -Oh, no one's home. 504 00:32:11,769 --> 00:32:12,604 Hello? 505 00:32:12,894 --> 00:32:14,435 I have a telephone call for you. 506 00:32:15,354 --> 00:32:17,854 -Okay. -It's from the Mayor of Winning. 507 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,435 He wants to say something to you. 508 00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:20,810 Yes, Mayor of Winning? 509 00:32:20,979 --> 00:32:22,435 "Hello, Sigrit? 510 00:32:23,144 --> 00:32:24,269 You're going to win." 511 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:28,394 Oh, how was your phone call? 512 00:32:30,769 --> 00:32:31,604 Was it good? 513 00:32:32,644 --> 00:32:34,854 -Yeah, good call. Okay? -Yeah. It was pretty good. 514 00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:50,479 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest. 515 00:32:52,644 --> 00:32:55,894 I've never held a glass this tall before. 516 00:32:55,979 --> 00:32:57,060 I know. 517 00:32:57,935 --> 00:33:00,104 - Cheers. - Good luck, everyone. 518 00:33:00,185 --> 00:33:02,310 Okay, and standby, Russia. 519 00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:04,769 In three, two, one. 520 00:33:35,644 --> 00:33:38,894 Lars, that voice. It's incredible. 521 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:41,894 The Russian. Alexander Lemtov. 522 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:43,560 He's one of the favorites. 523 00:33:43,644 --> 00:33:45,604 Oh, yes, I can see why. 524 00:34:09,686 --> 00:34:13,561 He's very good. But Sigrit, no one has a more perfect voice than you. 525 00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,811 -Iceland? -Yes. 526 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:24,061 -Okay, you're up next. -Okay. 527 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:26,646 Thank you, Russia. Please clear the stage. 528 00:34:26,728 --> 00:34:29,646 We don't have much time, so-- Watch your step. 529 00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:32,186 Okay, this is the stage. 530 00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:35,021 Your mark is just here, so please... Thank you. 531 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,478 Sigrit, we have arrived. 532 00:35:03,646 --> 00:35:04,521 Yeah. 533 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:06,478 Iceland... 534 00:35:07,353 --> 00:35:09,478 are you ready for your first technical run-through? 535 00:35:09,561 --> 00:35:12,186 Uh... Almost. Can you give us one second, please? 536 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:14,146 -Sigrit. -Yes. 537 00:35:14,228 --> 00:35:15,561 I have a surprise for you. 538 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:16,936 Ooh... 539 00:35:17,021 --> 00:35:20,021 Okay, we're going to need to get Lars hooked up to his wire. 540 00:35:20,103 --> 00:35:23,228 The wheel's still being built. Should be a few more days. Um... 541 00:35:23,311 --> 00:35:25,186 -Sigrit. You look like a tooth. -Yes. 542 00:35:25,271 --> 00:35:26,936 Come forward with me. Okay, so... 543 00:35:27,103 --> 00:35:30,811 You are going to be center front, about ten behind the e-fan. 544 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,311 Mark that spot, please! 545 00:35:32,521 --> 00:35:34,521 Okay. Lars, are you good, my little sausage? 546 00:35:34,811 --> 00:35:35,936 So good, Kevin Swain. 547 00:35:36,021 --> 00:35:37,561 Is Iceland ready? 548 00:35:37,646 --> 00:35:39,603 -Go for it! -Lars, what-- 549 00:35:39,686 --> 00:35:40,936 That was Kevin Swain. 550 00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:41,853 Crazy, right? 551 00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:42,936 Kevin who? 552 00:35:43,021 --> 00:35:45,061 You were standing next to Kevin Swain. 553 00:35:45,146 --> 00:35:48,353 He heads the creative team that Iceland hired to help us win. 554 00:35:48,436 --> 00:35:50,186 Uh... 555 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:55,186 Okay, hi. 556 00:36:05,271 --> 00:36:06,103 Ooh! 557 00:36:30,978 --> 00:36:34,146 Come on, Sigrit. What? What are you doing, Sigrit? Come on. 558 00:36:34,228 --> 00:36:35,771 Uh... I... 559 00:36:35,853 --> 00:36:37,021 I'm sorry. I-- 560 00:36:37,103 --> 00:36:38,146 Hold it there a moment. 561 00:36:38,228 --> 00:36:41,186 Do you have a sickness in your legs? Are your feet very sad? 562 00:36:41,271 --> 00:36:42,103 You... 563 00:36:42,186 --> 00:36:43,978 Do you want me to dance or... 564 00:36:44,061 --> 00:36:46,021 Oh! I'd love it. I would. 565 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,186 Can I just say one thing? Sigrit is very good. 566 00:36:48,271 --> 00:36:50,146 She'll pick this up right away. She's the best. 567 00:36:50,228 --> 00:36:52,311 I know it. I believe it. I believe it so much. 568 00:36:52,396 --> 00:36:54,646 Look at you. You're a stunning big piece of rice... 569 00:36:54,728 --> 00:36:57,271 -Nina, look what I'm doing here. -...I'm gonna boil. 570 00:36:57,811 --> 00:37:00,021 Stop it, because you know you're gonna make me now. 571 00:37:00,103 --> 00:37:01,271 -Here we go. -Yeah. 572 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,271 -Lars, can I tell you something? -Yeah. 573 00:37:03,353 --> 00:37:05,186 -I love what you're doing. -Thank you so much. 574 00:37:05,271 --> 00:37:08,228 Okay. Happy times, cheery feet, pick them up. 575 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:09,896 Everything's really coming together. 576 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,228 Wonderful, Lars. Come on, everyone. Very good point. 577 00:37:12,311 --> 00:37:14,728 Okay. From the top again. 578 00:37:15,311 --> 00:37:17,771 - I don't know what I'm doing. - Surprise! 579 00:37:18,728 --> 00:37:19,978 Neils. 580 00:37:20,353 --> 00:37:22,228 -Hey, Victor. -Uh... 581 00:37:23,353 --> 00:37:24,811 -Jorn, Anna. -Hi. 582 00:37:24,896 --> 00:37:26,436 -Hello, Victor. -So... 583 00:37:26,771 --> 00:37:29,521 -how is Fire Storm doing? -Fire Saga. 584 00:37:29,603 --> 00:37:30,478 Fire Saga. 585 00:37:30,561 --> 00:37:31,896 Fire Saga, okay. 586 00:37:32,436 --> 00:37:34,936 The first rehearsal was a bit of a mess. 587 00:37:35,021 --> 00:37:35,853 Was it? 588 00:37:35,936 --> 00:37:37,978 But Kevin Swain is using all of his talent... 589 00:37:38,061 --> 00:37:39,686 -Yes. -...to try and help them. 590 00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:40,896 - A sprinkle. - Yes. 591 00:37:40,978 --> 00:37:43,478 -But we're still ranked last. -Yeah, wonderful. 592 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:46,396 What? No. No, that's not wonderful at all. 593 00:37:46,478 --> 00:37:48,353 -No. -No, we're being laughed at. 594 00:37:48,436 --> 00:37:50,146 Yes, of course. It's terrible. 595 00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:51,521 -Yes. -Mm-hmm. 596 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,686 -It's terrible. -Yeah. 597 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,146 Well, I have to go. 598 00:37:55,271 --> 00:37:56,603 There is always next year. 599 00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,686 -Okay, can we stop real quick? -Mm-hmm. 600 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:26,686 Um... 601 00:38:27,228 --> 00:38:28,228 Sigrit. 602 00:38:29,103 --> 00:38:30,061 What's going on? 603 00:38:30,146 --> 00:38:31,936 Nothing. Why? 604 00:38:32,021 --> 00:38:34,603 No, just your singing, it doesn't sound like you. 605 00:38:35,186 --> 00:38:38,061 Oh, well, it's a very different mix. 606 00:38:38,186 --> 00:38:40,103 Doesn't it sound a little busy to you? 607 00:38:40,396 --> 00:38:41,353 Oh. 608 00:38:41,436 --> 00:38:42,271 Jae-bong. 609 00:38:43,478 --> 00:38:46,146 Uh, do you think the new track is busy? 610 00:38:46,811 --> 00:38:48,436 I think it's presh, coz. 611 00:38:49,103 --> 00:38:51,436 See? It's presh, coz. 612 00:38:51,936 --> 00:38:53,478 -Oh. -I think he's killing it. 613 00:38:53,936 --> 00:38:56,186 Yeah. We're going to win with this dope track. 614 00:38:56,771 --> 00:38:57,603 Bish. 615 00:38:59,978 --> 00:39:02,771 Uh, well, I don't want to hurt Jae-bong's feelings... 616 00:39:02,853 --> 00:39:05,561 -Okay. -...but I don't think this track is dope. 617 00:39:06,103 --> 00:39:06,978 Bish. 618 00:39:07,603 --> 00:39:08,478 But bish, 619 00:39:08,561 --> 00:39:09,896 I don't know if you understand. 620 00:39:10,353 --> 00:39:12,561 Jae-bong was in Kitty Cat Fancy, 621 00:39:12,896 --> 00:39:15,478 one of the biggest K-pop bands of all time. 622 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:17,311 And I think he knows what's good. 623 00:39:18,061 --> 00:39:19,561 Right, bro? Huh? 624 00:39:19,936 --> 00:39:22,146 It's all about the plo, yo. 625 00:39:24,853 --> 00:39:25,686 The what? 626 00:39:25,771 --> 00:39:26,771 It's all about the plo. 627 00:39:26,853 --> 00:39:28,686 -The flow? -Flow, I think he said flow. 628 00:39:29,146 --> 00:39:29,978 -Flow. -Flow. 629 00:39:30,896 --> 00:39:33,061 -It's all about the flow. Yeah. -Okay. 630 00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:34,353 Okay. 631 00:39:34,936 --> 00:39:38,061 - I'll try. Let's run it again. - Okay. We're all good. 632 00:39:38,686 --> 00:39:41,396 Oh. I am so sorry. I thought you were over. 633 00:39:41,478 --> 00:39:43,478 No, no, no, we are almost finished. 634 00:39:43,561 --> 00:39:47,396 I heard your song. Your voice is quite special. 635 00:39:47,478 --> 00:39:49,686 -You are Iceland, yes? -Oh. 636 00:39:49,771 --> 00:39:51,436 Yes, we are from Iceland. Yes. 637 00:39:51,936 --> 00:39:53,311 You are brother-sister? 638 00:39:53,396 --> 00:39:54,811 -No. -Probably not. 639 00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:55,728 No. 640 00:39:56,603 --> 00:40:00,186 You are Alexander Lemtov and I have heard you singing on the stage. 641 00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:02,978 You sing with such passion. 642 00:40:03,061 --> 00:40:04,771 Thank you. Thank you. 643 00:40:04,853 --> 00:40:09,228 Listen, I throw smash-up party tonight. Why don't you come? Be my guests, huh? 644 00:40:09,811 --> 00:40:11,311 -Tonight? -Yes. 645 00:40:11,561 --> 00:40:12,396 Um... 646 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:14,103 -Do you-- -We could-- 647 00:40:14,186 --> 00:40:16,603 The only thing is we have to finish the remix. 648 00:40:16,686 --> 00:40:18,936 This is shame. All of best performers, 649 00:40:19,021 --> 00:40:22,353 dancers will be there, very crazy sexy time. You'll love it. 650 00:40:22,436 --> 00:40:23,396 But, you know... 651 00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:26,603 first time Eurovision, too much. I understand. It's okay. 652 00:40:27,146 --> 00:40:28,561 No, wait. Hold-- But, please... 653 00:40:28,646 --> 00:40:31,311 if the best of the best is going to be there, then without a doubt, 654 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:33,436 we will be there as well. There's no question. 655 00:40:33,521 --> 00:40:34,353 All right. 656 00:40:34,646 --> 00:40:36,353 Okay, this wonderful. Well... 657 00:40:37,021 --> 00:40:38,228 I see you there. Okay. 658 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,436 -Okay. -Okay. 659 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,521 Okay. 660 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:47,811 You have to watch that guy. 661 00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:49,146 He is a sex player. 662 00:40:49,436 --> 00:40:51,021 Pfft... No. 663 00:40:51,103 --> 00:40:52,603 I don't know about that. 664 00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:53,646 I do. 665 00:40:53,728 --> 00:40:56,436 No one travels around with four guys like that. Come on. 666 00:40:57,103 --> 00:40:58,936 Besides, he's a slick customer. 667 00:40:59,396 --> 00:41:00,936 And he probably has a very large penis. 668 00:41:01,311 --> 00:41:02,396 Oh, yes, yes. 669 00:41:02,478 --> 00:41:04,561 I sense that he does have a very large penis. 670 00:41:04,646 --> 00:41:05,853 I think that's true. Yeah. 671 00:41:05,936 --> 00:41:08,728 Yeah. He's got a BDE Hundo P. 672 00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:11,603 Oh. 673 00:41:12,896 --> 00:41:14,103 -No question. -No. 674 00:41:14,186 --> 00:41:16,646 Well, I think he's just being friendly, really. 675 00:41:18,436 --> 00:41:19,271 Remember, 676 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,228 we don't need friends, okay? 677 00:41:21,978 --> 00:41:22,978 We need to win. 678 00:41:30,853 --> 00:41:32,853 Wha... 679 00:41:33,771 --> 00:41:34,686 Amazing! 680 00:41:34,771 --> 00:41:37,936 Yeah, it looks kind of old to me, like it's about to fall apart. 681 00:41:39,478 --> 00:41:41,646 -Someone just opened our doors. -Yes. 682 00:41:42,228 --> 00:41:43,353 -Ooh. -Hello. 683 00:41:43,436 --> 00:41:45,353 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 684 00:41:46,228 --> 00:41:48,311 This is very different from our hotel. 685 00:41:54,853 --> 00:41:57,186 Sigrit, Lars, you came. 686 00:41:57,271 --> 00:41:59,186 -This so great. -Yes. 687 00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:01,936 Lars. 688 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,146 Welcome. Welcome. 689 00:42:07,353 --> 00:42:09,978 I'm so happy, this so great that you are here. 690 00:42:10,311 --> 00:42:11,186 Where are we? 691 00:42:11,521 --> 00:42:12,771 This my home. 692 00:42:12,853 --> 00:42:14,146 -Yes. Yes. -Wow. 693 00:42:14,228 --> 00:42:17,021 I have many home all over world, but this crazy place, 694 00:42:17,103 --> 00:42:19,646 maybe my top five favorite. 695 00:42:19,728 --> 00:42:20,561 Yes. 696 00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:22,936 The penises on the Greek statues... 697 00:42:23,228 --> 00:42:24,978 -Yeah. -...they are very dangly. 698 00:42:25,061 --> 00:42:30,228 Yes, I love the history and this just the way the Ancient Greek make statues. 699 00:42:30,311 --> 00:42:32,436 So these are Ancient Greek statues? 700 00:42:32,521 --> 00:42:33,646 Yes, of course. 701 00:42:33,771 --> 00:42:35,811 -That's was my question, too. Yes. -Yeah. 702 00:42:35,936 --> 00:42:37,811 Because I was thinking... 703 00:42:38,646 --> 00:42:42,021 -that their faces kind of look like yours. -Yeah. Mm-hmm. 704 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,728 -Maybe you're right. Yeah. -It's uncanny. 705 00:42:47,811 --> 00:42:49,686 -It's uncanny. -They're very, very handsome. 706 00:42:49,771 --> 00:42:52,436 -Have you ever... -Yeah, that's crazy. 707 00:42:53,521 --> 00:42:54,728 Come, I show you party. 708 00:42:54,811 --> 00:42:55,646 Come. 709 00:42:55,936 --> 00:42:57,728 -He doesn't notice... -He doesn't understand. 710 00:42:57,811 --> 00:42:59,146 ...that they all look like him. 711 00:43:01,896 --> 00:43:04,728 So, there Lisa Lisa from Hungary. 712 00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:07,978 Her odds not very good. Not as bad as yours, but not good. 713 00:43:10,811 --> 00:43:13,271 These The Wonderfour from Finland. 714 00:43:13,396 --> 00:43:16,228 They have very hippy, snappy rock and roll sound. 715 00:43:16,311 --> 00:43:18,521 She is fabulous, but she should ditch boys. 716 00:43:19,146 --> 00:43:20,021 This Julia J. 717 00:43:20,103 --> 00:43:22,811 She come number one, England's Got Talent, four years ago, 718 00:43:22,896 --> 00:43:26,021 so she quite good, but everybody hates UK, so... 719 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,436 zero points. 720 00:43:28,103 --> 00:43:30,146 -Kevin. -Kevin Swain. 721 00:43:30,228 --> 00:43:31,936 I think you know my full name. 722 00:43:32,396 --> 00:43:33,603 You shaved your cheek hair. 723 00:43:33,686 --> 00:43:35,271 -Oh, so smooth. -Oh, I miss it. 724 00:43:38,811 --> 00:43:40,936 -You naughty boy. -I know, I shouldn't have said that. 725 00:43:42,728 --> 00:43:44,561 Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball. 726 00:43:47,436 --> 00:43:50,728 -Kevin Swain. I know. -Kevin Swain, visionary, the best. 727 00:43:50,853 --> 00:43:53,603 Oh, there Johnny John John, Sweden. Killer dance move. 728 00:43:53,686 --> 00:43:54,521 Yes. 729 00:43:54,603 --> 00:43:56,478 -Lars. -Do you like champagne? 730 00:43:56,561 --> 00:43:58,521 More tall glasses. 731 00:43:58,603 --> 00:43:59,771 -Okay. -Love it. 732 00:44:00,146 --> 00:44:04,646 Oh. Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot, Mita Xenakis from Greece. 733 00:44:04,853 --> 00:44:06,646 She one of the favorite. She great pipes, 734 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:09,271 sing with a lot of emotion. Mita, Mita! 735 00:44:09,353 --> 00:44:11,853 Come, come. Come meet my Icelanders. 736 00:44:11,936 --> 00:44:14,021 Baby, where have you been? 737 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:17,228 -Hello. -Mita Xenakis, Lars Erickssong. 738 00:44:17,311 --> 00:44:19,228 -Hi. -Sigrit Ericksdóttir. 739 00:44:19,311 --> 00:44:20,771 Are you brother and sister? 740 00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:23,271 -No. -Probably not. Nah. 741 00:44:23,353 --> 00:44:26,146 Sigrit have very beautiful voice. Their song is quite good. 742 00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:29,811 Yes, I agree. I think it is the best song that I've ever written. I write our songs. 743 00:44:30,686 --> 00:44:34,478 I also sing and design a lot of the costumes and our footwear. 744 00:44:34,561 --> 00:44:35,521 Fantastic. 745 00:44:35,603 --> 00:44:38,186 Why don't you tell me more about your amazing talents over a drink. 746 00:44:38,311 --> 00:44:40,561 Come, Sigrit. There's something I want to show you. 747 00:44:40,646 --> 00:44:41,811 -Talk to me. -Okay. 748 00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:42,853 Are you good? 749 00:44:43,353 --> 00:44:44,311 See you in a bit. 750 00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:48,311 -Are you liking Eurovision so far? Good. -Oh, yes. Very much so. 751 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,228 I think we have a very good chance of winning. 752 00:44:50,311 --> 00:44:53,396 Oh, God. Win, lose, really doesn't matter. 753 00:44:53,478 --> 00:44:55,146 Oh, where are we going? 754 00:44:55,896 --> 00:44:58,228 -Please, let me show you. -Okay. 755 00:44:59,811 --> 00:45:00,936 Wow, this is... 756 00:45:05,021 --> 00:45:05,853 Oh! 757 00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:07,896 Isn't it wonderful? 758 00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:11,603 It's the most beauty I have seen in my life. 759 00:45:19,228 --> 00:45:20,186 Oh... 760 00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:22,728 What? 761 00:45:22,811 --> 00:45:24,396 What? 762 00:45:24,646 --> 00:45:27,521 I wish to say something very stupid. 763 00:45:27,603 --> 00:45:28,896 -Oh, tell me. -No. 764 00:45:28,978 --> 00:45:30,978 No, I love stupid things. 765 00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:34,728 Okay, I wish to say that it is... 766 00:45:34,811 --> 00:45:38,021 ...more beautiful because you are here in it. 767 00:45:41,896 --> 00:45:43,186 Oh, um... 768 00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:45,146 I-- You-- 769 00:45:45,228 --> 00:45:47,603 Lars would really love this. 770 00:45:47,686 --> 00:45:50,396 -Maybe... -Sigrit. Sigrit, Sigrit. 771 00:45:52,061 --> 00:45:54,061 Lars cannot have everything. 772 00:45:54,936 --> 00:45:56,728 God, do you only think of winning? 773 00:45:57,061 --> 00:45:58,061 Of course. 774 00:45:58,228 --> 00:46:01,646 Now I have to become an international star to prove to all of Iceland, 775 00:46:01,936 --> 00:46:04,021 and my extremely handsome father, 776 00:46:04,521 --> 00:46:06,561 that I have not wasted my life. 777 00:46:07,271 --> 00:46:08,436 Oh, my God. 778 00:46:10,186 --> 00:46:12,521 -Well, I really like you now. -Oh. 779 00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:16,271 That-- That's something, it excited me, you know? 780 00:46:16,603 --> 00:46:18,271 I have heard you sing. 781 00:46:19,271 --> 00:46:21,146 You are very good, but... 782 00:46:21,603 --> 00:46:23,103 I think there is more. 783 00:46:24,311 --> 00:46:26,021 I think you sing from here... 784 00:46:26,811 --> 00:46:29,978 but... not so much from here. 785 00:46:34,186 --> 00:46:36,228 That is what my mama says as well. 786 00:46:36,936 --> 00:46:39,228 You say I sing with passion. 787 00:46:39,311 --> 00:46:40,896 What is your passion? 788 00:46:40,978 --> 00:46:43,146 If you could use your voice, 789 00:46:43,728 --> 00:46:45,228 to speak for yourself... 790 00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,021 what would you say? 791 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:55,936 Uh... 792 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:59,436 I would say... 793 00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:03,936 What's that? 794 00:47:04,353 --> 00:47:05,228 Oh... 795 00:47:05,896 --> 00:47:09,603 -You are going to love this. Come, come. -Okay. 796 00:47:10,146 --> 00:47:11,186 What's going on? 797 00:47:11,271 --> 00:47:13,146 -Lars, it's a song-along. -A song-along? 798 00:47:13,228 --> 00:47:14,603 -Have you been to a song-along? -No. 799 00:47:14,686 --> 00:47:18,228 -Oh, baby, come with me. Come. -Okay. Yes, let's go. 800 00:47:44,146 --> 00:47:45,311 -Huh? -Me? No. 801 00:48:05,896 --> 00:48:07,811 -Sing with me. -Yeah. 802 00:50:48,728 --> 00:50:49,728 Whew! 803 00:50:49,811 --> 00:50:51,603 -Hello. -Hello. 804 00:50:53,228 --> 00:50:54,311 Oh, my God. 805 00:50:54,771 --> 00:50:57,561 -Your sister. Huh! -Oh. Yeah. 806 00:50:57,646 --> 00:50:58,811 She can really sing. 807 00:50:58,936 --> 00:51:01,186 I don't think she's my sister, but she can sing. 808 00:51:01,271 --> 00:51:02,561 No question. Yeah. 809 00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:04,271 She doesn't always sing like that. 810 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:08,271 -I should go try to find her. -Oh, no, let her be, Lars Erickssong. 811 00:51:08,353 --> 00:51:10,396 But we have so much work we have to do. 812 00:51:10,478 --> 00:51:12,478 Oh, work... Oh, come on, work. 813 00:51:12,561 --> 00:51:15,103 Is that all that you can think of? Can you think of nothing else? 814 00:51:15,396 --> 00:51:16,228 Like what? 815 00:51:16,686 --> 00:51:19,396 Like, um... romance. 816 00:51:22,228 --> 00:51:26,561 Yes, of course. No, no, no. I think of romance and sex play. 817 00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:30,853 And like, you know, French maid and little sailor boy. 818 00:51:30,936 --> 00:51:32,771 -Oh, I like that. -I have a good size penis. 819 00:51:32,853 --> 00:51:34,061 Well, not too big. 820 00:51:34,146 --> 00:51:37,353 Uh, I kind of describe my penis like a Volvo automobile: 821 00:51:37,436 --> 00:51:40,978 solid, sturdy, dependable, but not going to turn any heads. 822 00:51:41,061 --> 00:51:41,896 - No. - Lars! 823 00:51:41,978 --> 00:51:43,061 -There you are. -Hey. 824 00:51:43,146 --> 00:51:44,646 Did you hear us singing at the end? 825 00:51:44,728 --> 00:51:47,811 I think it was the best I ever sang in my whole life maybe. 826 00:51:47,896 --> 00:51:50,853 The best? I don't know. I mean, you sing pretty good back at home. 827 00:51:50,936 --> 00:51:52,686 Well, I have never sung better. 828 00:51:52,771 --> 00:51:55,811 Sigrit, you unlocked something inside me. 829 00:51:55,896 --> 00:51:57,771 I almost hit the Speorg note. 830 00:51:59,603 --> 00:52:01,771 You know about the Speorg note? 831 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:05,686 Of course. Icelandic folklore, one of my many passions. 832 00:52:05,896 --> 00:52:07,021 Yeah, but it's a myth. 833 00:52:07,561 --> 00:52:09,561 -Lars. -I love the little elves. 834 00:52:10,061 --> 00:52:11,603 They're cute. 835 00:52:11,686 --> 00:52:15,811 Yeah, I know, it's interesting, for some people, who believe them. 836 00:52:16,186 --> 00:52:18,978 But I think, uh, maybe we head back, huh? 837 00:52:19,521 --> 00:52:22,561 -Head out. We got a big day tomorrow. -No. No, guys... 838 00:52:22,646 --> 00:52:26,228 Everyone is going club dancing after this. 839 00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:28,061 -You should come. -Club dancing. 840 00:52:28,561 --> 00:52:31,271 Lars, we love club dancing! We have to go! 841 00:52:31,353 --> 00:52:33,771 We do love club dancing! So much fun. 842 00:52:33,853 --> 00:52:35,978 No, I want to go club dancing so bad. 843 00:52:36,436 --> 00:52:38,146 But I have a lot to do. You go. 844 00:52:38,228 --> 00:52:39,146 Are you sure? 845 00:52:39,228 --> 00:52:40,061 I'm positive. 846 00:52:40,146 --> 00:52:41,521 - Okay. Okay. - Yeah. 847 00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:42,896 - Have fun. - Okay. 848 00:52:42,978 --> 00:52:43,978 - Okay. - Okay. 849 00:52:52,686 --> 00:52:53,811 Oh! 850 00:52:53,896 --> 00:52:55,103 Two for me? Wow. 851 00:52:55,186 --> 00:52:56,146 Thank you. 852 00:52:57,353 --> 00:52:58,228 Mmm. 853 00:53:00,228 --> 00:53:02,228 I hope the music never stops! 854 00:53:02,728 --> 00:53:04,436 I could dance all night! 855 00:53:05,271 --> 00:53:07,686 You are a most exciting woman. 856 00:53:07,978 --> 00:53:08,936 Huh. 857 00:53:21,936 --> 00:53:22,811 Sigrit. 858 00:53:24,021 --> 00:53:26,103 She must have left her key. 859 00:53:28,311 --> 00:53:29,521 -Mita. -Hello. 860 00:53:30,561 --> 00:53:32,686 -This is going to happen, Lars. -Okay. My balls! 861 00:53:32,771 --> 00:53:34,978 - Keep fighting. I like it. - I'm scared! 862 00:53:52,853 --> 00:53:55,146 Oh, good morning. 863 00:53:56,186 --> 00:53:57,811 Have you just been watching me? 864 00:53:58,146 --> 00:53:59,103 No. 865 00:53:59,186 --> 00:54:00,396 I braid your hair. 866 00:54:01,561 --> 00:54:02,521 What? 867 00:54:03,811 --> 00:54:05,771 I find it very relaxing pastime. 868 00:54:10,521 --> 00:54:11,478 Wow. 869 00:54:11,896 --> 00:54:13,271 That's quite good, actually. 870 00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:15,311 -Thank you very much. -How long did that take you? 871 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:16,521 Six hours. 872 00:54:24,771 --> 00:54:25,603 Um... 873 00:54:25,853 --> 00:54:26,686 Did anything... 874 00:54:27,603 --> 00:54:28,603 happen... 875 00:54:29,353 --> 00:54:30,311 kind of... 876 00:54:32,021 --> 00:54:33,103 Last night? 877 00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:34,771 -Yeah. -No, of course not. 878 00:54:34,853 --> 00:54:35,896 I gentleman. 879 00:54:35,978 --> 00:54:36,936 Okay. 880 00:54:40,353 --> 00:54:41,271 Wait, what's it? 881 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,021 How did you hear that? 882 00:54:43,521 --> 00:54:44,353 This song? 883 00:54:44,436 --> 00:54:46,686 -Yes. -You sing in your sleep. 884 00:54:47,478 --> 00:54:49,561 -It's very beautiful. You write this? -Oh. 885 00:54:50,186 --> 00:54:51,021 Yeah. 886 00:54:51,896 --> 00:54:53,103 It's not finished yet. 887 00:54:55,061 --> 00:54:57,561 And when it is finished, will you sing it with Lars? 888 00:55:00,353 --> 00:55:01,353 Probably not. 889 00:55:01,771 --> 00:55:03,103 Would you sing it with me? 890 00:55:04,521 --> 00:55:06,021 I can't. No. 891 00:55:06,353 --> 00:55:09,103 Lars has been my partner since childhood. 892 00:55:09,186 --> 00:55:10,978 Partner in music, but... 893 00:55:11,936 --> 00:55:13,103 nothing else? 894 00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:19,311 Well, if we win the contest, then I hope that might change. 895 00:55:19,396 --> 00:55:21,771 But if you don't win the contest, 896 00:55:21,853 --> 00:55:25,811 will Lars be content if you are only one who adores him? 897 00:55:25,896 --> 00:55:29,396 You should not be stuck in his cage, little bird. 898 00:55:29,478 --> 00:55:33,396 You need to fly. Sing your song, for the world. 899 00:55:34,311 --> 00:55:35,146 Well... 900 00:55:35,396 --> 00:55:37,228 I am singing for the world. 901 00:55:38,478 --> 00:55:39,811 Thanks to Lars. I-- 902 00:55:40,228 --> 00:55:43,103 So I should really probably go and concentrate. 903 00:55:43,186 --> 00:55:45,228 So I'm going to go, okay? 904 00:55:45,811 --> 00:55:47,311 You don't have to fly alone. 905 00:55:48,896 --> 00:55:51,271 I would like to travel the world with you. 906 00:55:51,353 --> 00:55:53,436 -What? -Perform your song. 907 00:55:53,686 --> 00:55:55,061 Record your song. 908 00:55:55,478 --> 00:55:56,686 Sigrit-Lemtov... 909 00:55:56,771 --> 00:55:59,478 magazine cover, shoot with you on sexy island, 910 00:55:59,603 --> 00:56:01,728 make passionate music. 911 00:56:02,311 --> 00:56:04,186 It would be very good deal for you. 912 00:56:04,603 --> 00:56:05,478 Um... 913 00:56:05,811 --> 00:56:07,021 I have to go. 914 00:56:07,478 --> 00:56:08,521 I'm gonna go. 915 00:56:08,771 --> 00:56:09,936 -I have to go. -Just... 916 00:56:10,521 --> 00:56:12,021 -think about it. -Okay. 917 00:56:12,978 --> 00:56:15,728 Thank you for everything, Alexander. 918 00:56:17,021 --> 00:56:18,021 Bye. 919 00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:22,978 Lars? 920 00:56:26,978 --> 00:56:28,061 Are you awake? 921 00:56:28,603 --> 00:56:31,186 I had the strangest night. 922 00:56:32,478 --> 00:56:33,521 And I... 923 00:56:34,061 --> 00:56:34,896 Hello. 924 00:56:34,978 --> 00:56:36,061 Oh. 925 00:56:38,021 --> 00:56:38,853 Hey. 926 00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:42,103 You, uh, remember, uh, Mita? 927 00:56:43,811 --> 00:56:45,603 Yes. 928 00:56:50,936 --> 00:56:52,728 Sigrit. 929 00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:03,146 Oh, no. 930 00:57:05,603 --> 00:57:07,478 Iceland, are we ready? 931 00:57:07,561 --> 00:57:10,521 We are waiting on Sigrit! 932 00:57:10,603 --> 00:57:11,436 Sir. 933 00:57:11,521 --> 00:57:12,646 I am here! 934 00:57:15,646 --> 00:57:18,228 -My king, your queen has arrived. -Thank you, Kevin Swain. 935 00:57:24,978 --> 00:57:26,146 What is this? 936 00:57:26,228 --> 00:57:27,811 It is a costume I made. 937 00:57:28,561 --> 00:57:29,853 Well, it's bad. 938 00:57:29,936 --> 00:57:32,686 Well, maybe if you were more focused and not out dancing all night, 939 00:57:32,771 --> 00:57:33,978 you might feel better about it. 940 00:57:34,271 --> 00:57:35,186 Oh! 941 00:57:37,103 --> 00:57:39,271 What are you doing? 942 00:57:44,686 --> 00:57:45,978 You don't have to do this. 943 00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:52,811 Okay, and are we ready now? 944 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:54,436 Yup. 945 00:57:55,811 --> 00:57:58,646 I have never been more ready! 946 00:57:59,021 --> 00:58:00,728 Okay, do you think I'm stupid? 947 00:58:01,021 --> 00:58:03,228 A guy like Lemtov, all he wants from a girl like you-- 948 00:58:03,311 --> 00:58:06,186 I didn't sleep with Lemtov! 949 00:58:06,853 --> 00:58:09,228 Oh, well, I didn't sleep with Mita. 950 00:58:09,561 --> 00:58:13,646 Yeah, and I think I know rotten shark meat when I smell it! 951 00:58:13,728 --> 00:58:16,061 -Can't talk to you when you're like this. -Know what, Lars? 952 00:58:16,146 --> 00:58:20,021 Why don't you just go ahead and sleep with everyone? 953 00:58:20,103 --> 00:58:20,936 Eh? 954 00:58:21,021 --> 00:58:23,021 You know, hey, maybe I will, too. 955 00:58:23,103 --> 00:58:25,061 Because, you know, we're both free, 956 00:58:25,146 --> 00:58:27,728 so let's just go sex-nuts. 957 00:58:27,811 --> 00:58:29,521 I am happy to go sex-nuts. 958 00:58:29,603 --> 00:58:31,521 I am going to have sex with everyone! 959 00:58:31,603 --> 00:58:32,603 -Great. -Yes. 960 00:58:32,686 --> 00:58:35,896 Starting with that lady, emptying the garbage can. 961 00:58:35,978 --> 00:58:36,896 Yes. 962 00:58:36,978 --> 00:58:37,853 Hmm. 963 00:58:37,936 --> 00:58:39,311 And Kevin Swain. Easy. 964 00:58:39,728 --> 00:58:41,353 Lovely. Thank you. 965 00:58:41,686 --> 00:58:43,021 Nina, what do you say? 966 00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:45,478 Okay, Nina is out. 967 00:58:46,061 --> 00:58:47,271 And that guy over there. 968 00:58:47,396 --> 00:58:49,436 Yes, holding the iPad or whatever that is-- 969 00:58:49,561 --> 00:58:51,353 I can't read what it says on your name tag. 970 00:58:51,811 --> 00:58:53,478 -Theo! -Theo! 971 00:58:54,186 --> 00:58:55,811 I'm going to have sex with you, my friend. 972 00:58:55,896 --> 00:58:57,436 I'm going to be all over you. 973 00:58:57,521 --> 00:58:59,478 It's going to be passionate and white-hot. 974 00:58:59,561 --> 00:59:01,561 You're going to melt under my body heat. 975 00:59:01,646 --> 00:59:03,646 So listen up, everyone, there is a new... 976 00:59:04,186 --> 00:59:07,353 sex machine in town, and his name is Lars. 977 00:59:07,771 --> 00:59:09,271 Go tell that to your Russian friend. 978 00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,771 Yeah, well, at least he sees me. 979 00:59:12,061 --> 00:59:13,853 I see you every day! 980 00:59:14,436 --> 00:59:16,436 No, you don't. 981 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:20,271 And I don't like this version of the song. 982 00:59:20,646 --> 00:59:23,311 And I want to go back to the way it was. 983 00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:25,896 Got me? 984 00:59:26,478 --> 00:59:27,396 Where are you going? 985 00:59:27,811 --> 00:59:30,311 You have to focus up. The semifinals are tomorrow. 986 00:59:30,396 --> 00:59:32,228 -And you're blowing it big time. -No. 987 00:59:32,811 --> 00:59:34,353 You are blowing it big time. 988 00:59:35,561 --> 00:59:37,478 You're small, Lars Erickssong. 989 00:59:39,561 --> 00:59:40,603 So small. 990 00:59:45,103 --> 00:59:47,811 And Iceland, your time is up. Please clear the stage. 991 01:00:00,478 --> 01:00:01,311 Look at you. 992 01:00:02,521 --> 01:00:03,936 You are an ugly loser. 993 01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:08,103 Sigrit was right. You are small. 994 01:00:10,311 --> 01:00:11,561 You need to grow up. 995 01:00:12,146 --> 01:00:12,978 I know. 996 01:00:14,228 --> 01:00:17,478 Why did you say you would have sex with all those people? That was ridiculous. 997 01:00:17,561 --> 01:00:18,896 Come on, you embarrassed yourself. 998 01:00:19,228 --> 01:00:20,061 Mm-hmm. 999 01:00:20,436 --> 01:00:22,103 Do you think you'd have a chance with Theo? 1000 01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,396 -Never. -Never. Not in a million lifetimes. 1001 01:00:24,686 --> 01:00:26,021 Eh, duh! 1002 01:00:27,021 --> 01:00:28,811 Dude. Yo, dude. 1003 01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:30,103 Dude. 1004 01:00:30,186 --> 01:00:33,436 Hey, dude, uh, do you know if this is where they shot G.O.T.? 1005 01:00:33,521 --> 01:00:35,728 -Huh? -Game of Thrones. 1006 01:00:37,228 --> 01:00:39,811 Give me a break, man. Can't you see I was talking to my reflection? 1007 01:00:39,896 --> 01:00:41,061 Chill out, bro. 1008 01:00:41,146 --> 01:00:42,353 You chill out, bro. 1009 01:00:42,436 --> 01:00:45,896 Why do you Americans always say "chill out" like that to everyone? 1010 01:00:45,978 --> 01:00:47,396 Jeff, let's go. The guy's nuts. 1011 01:00:47,771 --> 01:00:48,936 Wait, I'm nuts? 1012 01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:50,896 Hey, Europe is not your party town. 1013 01:00:50,978 --> 01:00:53,603 All right? You come over here and you shit on everything. 1014 01:00:53,686 --> 01:00:55,478 -Come on. -Show some freaking respect. 1015 01:00:55,896 --> 01:00:56,728 All right? 1016 01:00:56,811 --> 01:00:58,396 Go home and build your wall. 1017 01:00:58,478 --> 01:01:00,896 -You shit-for-brains Americans. -Let's get out of here. 1018 01:01:00,978 --> 01:01:03,646 Lars! Lars, they love Starbucks. 1019 01:01:03,728 --> 01:01:05,061 Hey, go to Starbucks. 1020 01:01:05,271 --> 01:01:07,686 -They have a special for Americans. -Where's the Starbucks? 1021 01:01:07,771 --> 01:01:10,186 That Starbucks, it's anywhere you look, okay? 1022 01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:12,978 -Oh. -Just smell for the Pumpkin Spice Latte. 1023 01:01:13,353 --> 01:01:14,436 Okay, thank you. 1024 01:01:14,521 --> 01:01:16,146 I'm not saying "thank you" back. 1025 01:01:16,228 --> 01:01:18,311 - Was he trying to help? - I think so. 1026 01:01:20,561 --> 01:01:21,853 Goddamn Americans. 1027 01:03:10,396 --> 01:03:12,936 - Lars. - Hello? 1028 01:03:14,978 --> 01:03:15,853 Hello? 1029 01:03:17,811 --> 01:03:18,978 Is someone there? 1030 01:03:23,061 --> 01:03:24,228 Hello, Lars. 1031 01:03:24,311 --> 01:03:26,228 Holy shit, Katiana. 1032 01:03:26,646 --> 01:03:29,811 You are in great danger. 1033 01:03:29,896 --> 01:03:33,271 -You must leave Eurovision. -No! I'm not listening to you. 1034 01:03:33,353 --> 01:03:34,353 Don't run, Lars! 1035 01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,271 No! 1036 01:03:41,271 --> 01:03:42,146 Come in? 1037 01:03:54,686 --> 01:03:56,353 That sweater is very angry. 1038 01:03:57,103 --> 01:03:58,186 Hmm. Yeah. 1039 01:03:59,186 --> 01:04:00,021 Good. 1040 01:04:00,478 --> 01:04:01,936 Why haven't you told him? 1041 01:04:07,061 --> 01:04:09,436 It's... It's not that simple. 1042 01:04:11,353 --> 01:04:13,021 We have to think about the band. 1043 01:04:13,561 --> 01:04:15,521 Okay, but look. Life is long. 1044 01:04:15,896 --> 01:04:18,853 And you and Lars have kind of spent most of it together. 1045 01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:22,771 But if I had someone like that in my life, I don't think I would let a night of... 1046 01:04:22,853 --> 01:04:24,228 nothing come between us. 1047 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:26,603 Nothing? 1048 01:04:27,771 --> 01:04:31,311 I'm equally surprised because, you know, I'm very sexy. 1049 01:04:31,396 --> 01:04:34,311 I mean, I tried, but he didn't want to. 1050 01:04:35,936 --> 01:04:36,811 Wait. 1051 01:04:37,396 --> 01:04:38,396 What? 1052 01:04:38,478 --> 01:04:39,353 Mm-hmm. 1053 01:04:59,686 --> 01:05:02,853 Welcome to the Eurovision Song Contest 2020. 1054 01:05:02,936 --> 01:05:05,728 We're about to get underway, so let's go over to this year's hosts, 1055 01:05:05,811 --> 01:05:08,646 who are Corin Vladvitch and Sasha More. 1056 01:05:09,353 --> 01:05:11,978 Hello, Eurovision! Can you believe it? 1057 01:05:12,311 --> 01:05:14,896 Welcome to tonight's very magical, big show! 1058 01:05:15,186 --> 01:05:17,271 Yes, we have something, Corin! 1059 01:05:17,728 --> 01:05:22,646 It is the night we have all been waiting for... 1060 01:05:23,021 --> 01:05:26,146 The semifinals are finally here. 1061 01:05:26,478 --> 01:05:27,728 Whoo! 1062 01:05:42,853 --> 01:05:43,936 Listen, Sigrit. 1063 01:05:46,396 --> 01:05:47,561 Yesterday... 1064 01:05:47,646 --> 01:05:48,646 um... 1065 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:50,771 I was angry. 1066 01:05:50,853 --> 01:05:52,771 Yeah, I was angry, too. And... 1067 01:05:54,021 --> 01:05:55,646 You know what the elves say? 1068 01:05:55,728 --> 01:05:59,271 I don't know what the elves say. I don't believe in elves, but... 1069 01:05:59,436 --> 01:06:00,396 They say, 1070 01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:03,771 -"Anger cannot churn the butter." -Churn the butter. 1071 01:06:03,853 --> 01:06:05,811 -Yes, I know that one. -Yeah. 1072 01:06:06,186 --> 01:06:07,561 And I think it's really true. 1073 01:06:07,646 --> 01:06:08,811 No argument here. 1074 01:06:10,186 --> 01:06:11,103 And the song... 1075 01:06:11,561 --> 01:06:14,853 I had them to go back to the way the song originally was 1076 01:06:15,728 --> 01:06:19,396 before Jae-bong added the "fresh, coz" flow and all the "bish". 1077 01:06:19,978 --> 01:06:20,811 Really? 1078 01:06:20,896 --> 01:06:22,228 Yes, of course. 1079 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:25,978 -Thank you, Lars. That means a lot to me. -No, it's what's right. 1080 01:06:27,186 --> 01:06:30,061 Hey, looking good, Johnny. Huh? 1081 01:06:33,521 --> 01:06:34,896 Clown makeup... 1082 01:06:36,478 --> 01:06:38,271 Hmm. 1083 01:06:38,353 --> 01:06:40,353 -Alexander. -Mita. 1084 01:06:42,021 --> 01:06:42,896 Aw... 1085 01:06:43,728 --> 01:06:45,728 -This our clown dance. -Yeah. 1086 01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:49,771 Why don't you leave them be? We'll find you someone else to play with. 1087 01:06:49,853 --> 01:06:52,311 Oh, she is so special, Mita. 1088 01:06:52,396 --> 01:06:54,936 With her by my side, I could be bigger than ever. 1089 01:06:55,353 --> 01:06:56,896 But she will never be happy. 1090 01:06:56,978 --> 01:06:58,978 How you know this? 1091 01:06:59,061 --> 01:07:01,271 I will give her everything he cannot. 1092 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:04,353 Not everything. 1093 01:07:06,186 --> 01:07:07,103 Meow. 1094 01:07:14,686 --> 01:07:16,728 Hello, hello. 1095 01:07:17,146 --> 01:07:19,021 Lemtov. Huh. 1096 01:07:19,478 --> 01:07:23,978 -Are you performing tonight? -No, but I come to support you. 1097 01:07:24,521 --> 01:07:25,353 Fire Saga. 1098 01:07:26,396 --> 01:07:29,978 It's very kind of you to come support us, singing together, 1099 01:07:30,396 --> 01:07:32,896 as a duo, that will never be separated. 1100 01:07:32,978 --> 01:07:36,853 George Michael said same thing about... other Wham! guy. 1101 01:07:36,936 --> 01:07:38,228 No one even know his name. 1102 01:07:38,311 --> 01:07:39,353 Andrew Ridgeley. 1103 01:07:40,103 --> 01:07:41,603 Oh, really? 1104 01:07:41,686 --> 01:07:45,061 So guys, I am feeling quite nervous, actually. 1105 01:07:45,146 --> 01:07:48,228 What? Why? You don't have even single chance of making it. 1106 01:07:48,311 --> 01:07:50,311 Odds-makers say you wont get single vote. 1107 01:07:50,603 --> 01:07:51,686 Don't be nervous. 1108 01:07:51,771 --> 01:07:53,228 You will be great. 1109 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:58,436 Just... remember what we talk about the other night, okay? 1110 01:07:59,811 --> 01:08:00,728 Mmm... 1111 01:08:01,353 --> 01:08:02,478 Go, Fire Saga. 1112 01:08:07,978 --> 01:08:10,728 What did you talk about with him the other night? 1113 01:08:11,228 --> 01:08:13,353 Not that I care. Just curious. 1114 01:08:13,436 --> 01:08:15,521 Oh, Lars, it's starting. 1115 01:08:16,435 --> 01:08:17,770 -Okay. -Come here. 1116 01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,104 I'm so nervous, Lars. 1117 01:08:20,185 --> 01:08:21,229 Oh... 1118 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,145 Okay. 1119 01:09:06,685 --> 01:09:08,685 And Belarus came out of the gates kicking. 1120 01:09:08,935 --> 01:09:11,560 A very fast start to this year's competition. 1121 01:09:11,979 --> 01:09:13,685 And next up is Finland. 1122 01:09:13,895 --> 01:09:15,520 And The Wonderfour. 1123 01:09:33,810 --> 01:09:37,310 Oh, call the police. Our girl is killing it! 1124 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,354 She just-- 1125 01:09:54,935 --> 01:09:59,270 Dalibor Jinsky, from San Marino, crying for no apparent reason. 1126 01:11:06,729 --> 01:11:09,520 And now, Sweden's own, Johnny John John. 1127 01:11:55,935 --> 01:11:58,435 -Lars, did you change my costume? -Yes, I did. 1128 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:01,854 -The scarf is so long. -I know, isn't it great? It's extra long. 1129 01:12:01,935 --> 01:12:02,770 Uh-huh. 1130 01:12:02,854 --> 01:12:05,020 Don't worry. It's for the dimensions of the stage. 1131 01:12:05,104 --> 01:12:06,729 Good stuff, huh? 1132 01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:24,435 Come on. These guys are awful. 1133 01:12:24,645 --> 01:12:26,770 Turn on the song contest. I want to watch Iceland. 1134 01:12:26,854 --> 01:12:29,229 Yes! Come on! 1135 01:12:30,020 --> 01:12:31,645 What's wrong with you people? 1136 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,310 Lars and Sigrit are from our town. 1137 01:12:35,395 --> 01:12:37,060 They've grown up with all of us. 1138 01:12:37,435 --> 01:12:40,270 Lenderman, did you not teach them both as children? 1139 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:44,354 Steve Gundersson, they played music at your first wedding. 1140 01:12:44,435 --> 01:12:45,645 And my fourth. 1141 01:12:46,895 --> 01:12:49,560 Oh, shut up. No one wants to watch them. 1142 01:12:49,979 --> 01:12:51,229 Oh, the father speaks. 1143 01:12:51,310 --> 01:12:52,520 - Mmm. - Poor Erick. 1144 01:12:52,604 --> 01:12:54,979 Half the children in this town are probably his. 1145 01:12:56,185 --> 01:12:59,435 But the only one who truly loves him, he won't even acknowledge. 1146 01:13:00,060 --> 01:13:02,479 We know they're awful, but they're our awful. 1147 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:05,979 I say change the channel and let's take our medicine! 1148 01:13:06,060 --> 01:13:07,395 Yeah! 1149 01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:08,729 -Whoo! -Yeah! 1150 01:13:10,185 --> 01:13:13,354 Ah. Now the moment we've all been waiting for. Iceland. 1151 01:13:14,145 --> 01:13:16,729 Every performance is an adventure with this group. 1152 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,935 They're called Fire Saga. 1153 01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:22,185 And why they're here is anyone's guess. 1154 01:14:20,854 --> 01:14:23,185 Okay, so not as bad as we expected. 1155 01:14:38,185 --> 01:14:39,770 This is wonderful. 1156 01:15:19,810 --> 01:15:20,770 The-- the scarf. 1157 01:15:23,935 --> 01:15:25,395 The scarf! 1158 01:15:26,645 --> 01:15:28,104 Oh, the scarf! 1159 01:15:32,770 --> 01:15:33,604 Sigrit! 1160 01:15:35,935 --> 01:15:36,895 Crap! Hold on! 1161 01:15:38,185 --> 01:15:39,270 I can fix this! 1162 01:15:40,229 --> 01:15:42,020 Ooh and now the hamster wheel is off to the races. 1163 01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:44,479 Keep singing! 1164 01:15:44,854 --> 01:15:46,395 This is not happening! Ah! 1165 01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:49,310 Look out! 1166 01:15:49,604 --> 01:15:51,729 I'm in complete control! 1167 01:15:54,310 --> 01:15:55,395 Holy shit! 1168 01:16:02,770 --> 01:16:03,935 Oh, God! 1169 01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:09,435 Sigrit! 1170 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:10,685 -Lars! -Yeah! 1171 01:16:10,770 --> 01:16:11,979 Are you okay? 1172 01:16:12,270 --> 01:16:14,310 The elves must hate us. 1173 01:16:14,395 --> 01:16:17,104 We're hearing voices, so they're not dead. 1174 01:16:17,604 --> 01:16:19,229 They're still playing our song. 1175 01:16:19,310 --> 01:16:20,435 -Oh! -Come! 1176 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,435 Someone is coming through the wheel. 1177 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:23,895 We can do it! 1178 01:16:24,354 --> 01:16:25,685 Your microphone. 1179 01:16:26,145 --> 01:16:27,560 This is amazing. 1180 01:17:14,185 --> 01:17:16,560 And goodbye, Iceland. 1181 01:17:19,229 --> 01:17:20,770 I'm so sorry. 1182 01:18:13,895 --> 01:18:15,435 I am stunned. 1183 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:19,020 Iceland managed to set a new low bar for Eurovision failure. 1184 01:18:19,104 --> 01:18:21,354 And this audience of hysterical fans 1185 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:24,354 have responded in a typically irrational way. 1186 01:18:25,354 --> 01:18:27,270 -Wait, where are we going? -Home. 1187 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:29,229 -We're going home to Húsavík. -What? 1188 01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:30,310 -Let's go. -No. 1189 01:18:30,604 --> 01:18:33,145 -What? -No, no, we have to go back in there. 1190 01:18:33,229 --> 01:18:34,145 Why? 1191 01:18:34,395 --> 01:18:36,729 Because all of Iceland is watching. 1192 01:18:36,810 --> 01:18:40,060 - But... - Our family, our friends, my students. 1193 01:18:40,685 --> 01:18:42,229 We cannot let them down. 1194 01:18:43,185 --> 01:18:45,104 What do you mean? We already did. 1195 01:18:45,810 --> 01:18:46,935 We are a joke. 1196 01:18:47,604 --> 01:18:51,020 I'm not going back in there where everyone is going to keep laughing at me. 1197 01:18:52,229 --> 01:18:54,354 -Well, I am. -Why? 1198 01:18:54,729 --> 01:18:58,979 I am going to go into that artists' area because I am an artist. 1199 01:18:59,685 --> 01:19:03,104 And when I see that no votes come in for us, 1200 01:19:03,185 --> 01:19:05,560 I'm going to sit there and I'm going to take it 1201 01:19:05,979 --> 01:19:08,770 because I know I am more than this contest. 1202 01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:13,770 Lars, I have never asked you for anything, ever. 1203 01:19:14,810 --> 01:19:16,979 But I am asking you to do this for me. 1204 01:19:17,895 --> 01:19:19,854 And I am asking you to go. 1205 01:19:20,185 --> 01:19:21,185 Come on. 1206 01:19:21,395 --> 01:19:23,310 Please, you're being very selfish right now. 1207 01:19:23,604 --> 01:19:24,979 -I'm being selfish? -You are. 1208 01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:28,645 You know that all I've ever wanted is to win. 1209 01:19:29,729 --> 01:19:33,270 Lemtov was right. You just will never be satisfied. 1210 01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:35,854 Lemtov? What-- What does Lemtov know? 1211 01:19:36,729 --> 01:19:37,935 He actually knows a lot. 1212 01:19:38,270 --> 01:19:40,520 -Like what? -Like, he knows about elves. 1213 01:19:40,604 --> 01:19:43,229 -And, uh, how to braid hair. -Okay. 1214 01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:46,229 But he doesn't know about us, does he? 1215 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,020 There is no us! 1216 01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:51,270 There is no us, Lars. 1217 01:19:52,310 --> 01:19:54,810 I can't do this anymore. 1218 01:19:54,895 --> 01:19:58,104 You don't mean that. He's just putting silly ideas into your head, okay? 1219 01:19:58,435 --> 01:19:59,270 No. 1220 01:20:00,270 --> 01:20:01,520 I'm going back in there. 1221 01:20:02,854 --> 01:20:03,810 Are you coming? 1222 01:20:05,685 --> 01:20:07,560 No, I'm not. 1223 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:13,310 Okay, goodbye. 1224 01:20:15,895 --> 01:20:16,810 Okay, fine. 1225 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,520 Fine, walk away. Go to Lemtov. 1226 01:20:19,979 --> 01:20:22,435 And go sing your love song to him, all right? 1227 01:20:23,979 --> 01:20:24,854 What? 1228 01:20:25,270 --> 01:20:27,310 Yeah, I know all about your song. 1229 01:20:27,604 --> 01:20:29,770 I heard you writing it back at the hotel. 1230 01:20:30,395 --> 01:20:31,310 So go ahead. 1231 01:20:32,729 --> 01:20:34,560 I wrote that song for you. 1232 01:21:22,354 --> 01:21:24,104 Goddamn it! Shit! 1233 01:21:25,810 --> 01:21:26,645 Shit! 1234 01:21:33,145 --> 01:21:35,185 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1235 01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:37,145 What the hell, man? 1236 01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:38,935 I'm in here! 1237 01:21:39,310 --> 01:21:40,604 I'm not sorry! 1238 01:21:40,685 --> 01:21:42,685 Hey! Hello? 1239 01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:44,145 Somebody? 1240 01:21:45,645 --> 01:21:48,229 And now, it's time for you to go to your phones 1241 01:21:48,354 --> 01:21:51,479 and text in your votes to the numbers you see on your television screens. 1242 01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:52,770 Where is Lars? 1243 01:21:54,185 --> 01:21:55,270 He left. 1244 01:21:55,354 --> 01:21:57,935 And remember, you cannot vote for your own country. 1245 01:22:01,185 --> 01:22:02,479 Then I will stay. 1246 01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,645 Good evening, Eurovision. 1247 01:22:04,729 --> 01:22:07,145 -Thank you. -What a wonderful show we have tonight. 1248 01:22:07,604 --> 01:22:10,354 Portugal grants eight points to... 1249 01:22:11,185 --> 01:22:12,104 Latvia. 1250 01:22:13,435 --> 01:22:15,810 Our ten points go to... 1251 01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:17,229 Sweden. 1252 01:22:17,685 --> 01:22:20,979 And our 12 points go to... 1253 01:22:21,060 --> 01:22:22,854 Greece. 1254 01:22:22,935 --> 01:22:27,770 Norway gives eight points to our neighbor Sweden. 1255 01:22:31,104 --> 01:22:33,810 Ten points to Greece. 1256 01:22:34,435 --> 01:22:37,645 And 12 points to Spain. 1257 01:22:39,935 --> 01:22:41,310 Hello, Eurovision. 1258 01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,520 Coming to you live from Reykjavik, Iceland. 1259 01:22:44,229 --> 01:22:46,020 I'm so sorry about tonight. 1260 01:22:46,104 --> 01:22:50,145 They were awful. Next year, it will be better. I promise. 1261 01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:53,185 We'll send someone else. Just anyone. 1262 01:22:53,270 --> 01:22:56,020 But here are the votes from the Icelandic jury. 1263 01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:58,145 Eight points go to Greece. 1264 01:22:59,229 --> 01:23:01,354 Ten points go to Sweden. 1265 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,354 Taxi! 1266 01:23:02,435 --> 01:23:06,895 And finally, 12 points go to the Netherlands. 1267 01:23:08,270 --> 01:23:11,354 Thank you. 1268 01:23:13,645 --> 01:23:16,020 ...from Switzerland to Eurovision. 1269 01:23:20,104 --> 01:23:22,479 Our eight points go to... 1270 01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:24,145 Iceland. 1271 01:23:26,854 --> 01:23:27,729 Iceland? 1272 01:23:27,979 --> 01:23:28,810 What? 1273 01:23:30,060 --> 01:23:31,604 Did we just hear "points for Iceland"? 1274 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:33,895 The TV. 1275 01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:36,520 Yes, eight points for Iceland. 1276 01:23:36,935 --> 01:23:37,770 What? 1277 01:23:38,229 --> 01:23:42,604 Ten points go to Sweden, and 12 points to Greece. 1278 01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:43,520 Eight points. 1279 01:23:43,604 --> 01:23:44,729 -You sure? -Yes, of course. 1280 01:23:44,810 --> 01:23:47,229 Good evening, Europe. Hello, from Czech Republic. 1281 01:23:47,310 --> 01:23:49,895 The moment you're all waiting for. 1282 01:23:50,229 --> 01:23:52,810 Our eight points go to... 1283 01:23:52,895 --> 01:23:53,979 Croatia. 1284 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:57,435 And our ten points go to... 1285 01:23:57,729 --> 01:23:58,685 Iceland. 1286 01:24:00,854 --> 01:24:02,060 What is happening? 1287 01:24:02,145 --> 01:24:05,310 The Eastern Bloc countries are giving votes to Iceland. 1288 01:24:05,395 --> 01:24:06,354 This makes no sense. 1289 01:24:06,435 --> 01:24:08,685 -Wait, are they saying Iceland? -Iceland. 1290 01:24:08,770 --> 01:24:12,060 Romania gives eight points to Iceland. 1291 01:24:12,145 --> 01:24:13,520 What? 1292 01:24:13,604 --> 01:24:16,645 France gives eight points to Iceland! 1293 01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:19,979 Holland gives ten points to... 1294 01:24:20,645 --> 01:24:21,729 Iceland! 1295 01:24:25,229 --> 01:24:27,560 -I don't understand this. -This is crazy. 1296 01:24:27,645 --> 01:24:29,060 This is very crazy. 1297 01:24:29,145 --> 01:24:31,604 This is absolutely ridiculous. 1298 01:24:31,685 --> 01:24:34,060 Iceland is doing quite well. 1299 01:24:34,145 --> 01:24:36,729 It will be up to the popular vote, but they are doing much better 1300 01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,060 than the odds-makers predicted. 1301 01:24:38,145 --> 01:24:41,229 Okay, now Sasha, let's see how the popular vote went 1302 01:24:41,310 --> 01:24:43,895 and find out who has made it through to the finale. 1303 01:24:44,145 --> 01:24:48,479 The first country through to the final night is... 1304 01:24:49,435 --> 01:24:51,354 -Greece! -Greece! 1305 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:54,560 - Yeah! - Well done, Greece! 1306 01:24:55,104 --> 01:24:58,395 The second country that will be going to the final is... 1307 01:24:58,770 --> 01:25:00,145 Croatia! 1308 01:25:00,229 --> 01:25:01,435 Croatia! 1309 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:03,854 Yes, well done, Croatia! 1310 01:25:03,979 --> 01:25:05,229 They're not my favorite. 1311 01:25:05,310 --> 01:25:10,685 Corin, there are only two more countries that are going to make it into the final. 1312 01:25:10,895 --> 01:25:12,185 Getting hot in here. 1313 01:25:12,270 --> 01:25:14,145 It's okay, you still have chance. 1314 01:25:14,229 --> 01:25:15,060 Well, no. 1315 01:25:15,435 --> 01:25:16,854 But you have a lot of points. 1316 01:25:17,354 --> 01:25:18,685 Israel! 1317 01:25:18,770 --> 01:25:21,145 Yes, Israel! Right on! 1318 01:25:22,810 --> 01:25:24,685 And the last country that will make it 1319 01:25:25,185 --> 01:25:28,185 for the grand finale on Saturday night will be... 1320 01:25:35,854 --> 01:25:36,854 Iceland? 1321 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:40,310 What? 1322 01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:45,895 You did it! 1323 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,229 Oh, my God! 1324 01:25:51,310 --> 01:25:54,060 The numbers are in... Iceland is in? 1325 01:25:54,145 --> 01:25:55,104 Oh, my God! 1326 01:25:55,185 --> 01:25:57,229 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! 1327 01:25:57,604 --> 01:25:58,770 Outstanding! 1328 01:25:59,185 --> 01:26:00,060 I'm so happy. 1329 01:26:00,145 --> 01:26:01,435 -It's so great. -Yes. 1330 01:26:03,185 --> 01:26:05,895 Whoo! 1331 01:26:05,979 --> 01:26:07,270 Oh, I love it! 1332 01:26:07,354 --> 01:26:08,395 Oh-ho! 1333 01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:09,729 It's great. 1334 01:26:10,020 --> 01:26:12,435 I wish Lars was here. 1335 01:26:29,979 --> 01:26:31,020 Lars. 1336 01:26:36,104 --> 01:26:36,935 No. 1337 01:27:02,435 --> 01:27:03,395 Lars. 1338 01:27:05,104 --> 01:27:06,560 Hey, Stephan. 1339 01:27:07,185 --> 01:27:08,435 What are you doing? 1340 01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:11,979 I'm taking this rope that's loose and I'm rolling it around 1341 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,645 to make it like in a circle. 1342 01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:15,310 I'm going to become a fisherman. 1343 01:27:15,395 --> 01:27:18,185 And drink myself to death like a real Erickssong man. 1344 01:27:18,770 --> 01:27:20,104 This is my new life. 1345 01:27:20,479 --> 01:27:21,979 But what about Sigrit? 1346 01:27:22,310 --> 01:27:26,145 Rich, hairless Russian guy with a huge dingle-dong came between us. 1347 01:27:26,229 --> 01:27:27,520 Shit happens. 1348 01:27:28,645 --> 01:27:29,479 Yeah. 1349 01:27:30,604 --> 01:27:31,604 Goodbye. 1350 01:27:32,435 --> 01:27:35,935 Remember, give up on your dreams now while you're still young. 1351 01:27:55,310 --> 01:27:56,935 Ew, it stinks. 1352 01:27:57,395 --> 01:27:58,354 Blech! Ptooh! 1353 01:27:58,770 --> 01:28:02,104 How can you be a fisherman if you're scared of the fish? 1354 01:28:03,229 --> 01:28:05,395 -What, are you joking at me? -Joking at you? 1355 01:28:05,810 --> 01:28:06,979 Not in the least. 1356 01:28:07,060 --> 01:28:08,645 -No, I'm tired of it. -Tired of what? 1357 01:28:08,729 --> 01:28:11,895 I'm tired of you constantly making fun of everything that I do. 1358 01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:15,104 I've spent my whole life trying to earn your respect. 1359 01:28:15,810 --> 01:28:17,854 And you know what? I don't need it anymore. 1360 01:28:18,104 --> 01:28:19,435 I don't want it anymore. 1361 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,645 And if you're never going to respect me, 1362 01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:24,729 then, so be it. I don't need it, okay? 1363 01:28:24,810 --> 01:28:27,270 -Lars. Lars, come here. -How do you get off this boat? 1364 01:28:27,354 --> 01:28:29,270 - Where is the exit? - There is no exit. 1365 01:28:29,354 --> 01:28:31,310 -It's a boat, Lars. -How do you get off this thing? 1366 01:28:31,395 --> 01:28:32,560 Lars, come here. 1367 01:28:33,104 --> 01:28:34,310 -Hey. -Hey. 1368 01:28:34,854 --> 01:28:35,979 Lars, come here. 1369 01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:37,395 -Come here, Lars. -No. 1370 01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:38,854 -No. -Lars, come here. 1371 01:28:38,935 --> 01:28:40,810 -No. -Stop, stop, stop, stop. Calm down. 1372 01:28:40,895 --> 01:28:42,604 Calm, calm, calm. Calm, Lars. 1373 01:28:42,895 --> 01:28:45,060 Now what do you see over there? Hmm? 1374 01:28:46,395 --> 01:28:48,854 -The land? -That is Iceland. 1375 01:28:49,395 --> 01:28:51,310 -It-- It is Iceland, yes. -Yes. 1376 01:28:51,395 --> 01:28:53,979 And you have done something for Iceland. 1377 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:55,979 Something great. 1378 01:28:56,729 --> 01:28:59,104 Something none of us could ever do. 1379 01:28:59,979 --> 01:29:01,229 Your song singing. 1380 01:29:01,479 --> 01:29:03,604 It has brought us all great pride. 1381 01:29:04,854 --> 01:29:07,520 -No, it was a disaster. -Yes, but you did not quit. 1382 01:29:08,145 --> 01:29:10,854 You have Viking spirit in you. 1383 01:29:11,310 --> 01:29:13,604 First, I didn't understand that, 1384 01:29:14,395 --> 01:29:16,479 until you got back up on that stage 1385 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:20,145 after that stupid hamster wheel went into the audience. 1386 01:29:20,645 --> 01:29:23,310 You... didn't quit. 1387 01:29:27,810 --> 01:29:30,185 You have always reminded me of your mother. 1388 01:29:32,145 --> 01:29:34,229 She passed too soon for the both of us. 1389 01:29:35,435 --> 01:29:37,560 She would have been proud of you, Lars. 1390 01:29:38,979 --> 01:29:39,810 Oh. 1391 01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:46,354 -Good. Yes. -But... 1392 01:29:47,020 --> 01:29:48,229 But I did quit. 1393 01:29:48,310 --> 01:29:51,729 I left Sigrit all alone. And now, she doesn't want me anymore. 1394 01:29:52,060 --> 01:29:54,895 We've had bad luck with the Ericksdóttir women. 1395 01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:56,145 What do you mean? 1396 01:29:56,479 --> 01:29:58,104 Sigrit's mother, Helka... 1397 01:29:58,479 --> 01:29:59,560 she never liked me. 1398 01:29:59,645 --> 01:30:02,145 Never wanted anything to do with me. 1399 01:30:02,729 --> 01:30:04,645 I've always loved Sigrit. 1400 01:30:05,435 --> 01:30:08,229 -How did I let this happen? -Oh, it doesn't matter what happened. 1401 01:30:08,310 --> 01:30:11,645 What happens now is that you have to fight for her. 1402 01:30:12,270 --> 01:30:13,104 Yes? 1403 01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:17,854 You have to fight for her like you fought for that stupid song contest. 1404 01:30:18,310 --> 01:30:20,729 Fight for your dream of a life with her. 1405 01:30:20,810 --> 01:30:22,979 Fight, like a Viking! 1406 01:30:24,270 --> 01:30:28,185 Sorry to disturb, but you two do know that Iceland made it into the Eurovison finals? 1407 01:30:28,810 --> 01:30:29,935 -What? -What? 1408 01:30:30,435 --> 01:30:32,604 Why the hell didn't you tell me? 1409 01:30:32,685 --> 01:30:34,810 -We-- We thought you didn't care. -What? 1410 01:30:34,895 --> 01:30:38,520 -Well, we have to turn the boat around. -No, we can't lose a day of fishing. 1411 01:30:41,435 --> 01:30:42,645 Sigrit! 1412 01:30:42,729 --> 01:30:43,645 Lars! 1413 01:30:47,270 --> 01:30:48,935 - Go get her, Lars! - Go get her! 1414 01:30:57,770 --> 01:30:58,729 Oh... 1415 01:31:03,395 --> 01:31:04,435 Both for me? 1416 01:31:04,895 --> 01:31:05,770 Of course. 1417 01:31:09,185 --> 01:31:10,060 Okay. 1418 01:31:10,435 --> 01:31:13,645 Sigrit, this is not ending. 1419 01:31:14,854 --> 01:31:16,020 This is beginning. 1420 01:31:16,854 --> 01:31:17,729 What? 1421 01:31:18,104 --> 01:31:20,229 Why don't you stay with me after the contest? 1422 01:31:21,854 --> 01:31:22,810 Oh... 1423 01:31:22,895 --> 01:31:25,935 Alexander, we barely know each other. 1424 01:31:26,020 --> 01:31:29,395 Yes, but you are beautiful and kind. 1425 01:31:29,479 --> 01:31:34,020 I handsome and rich. This is typically very winning combination. 1426 01:31:34,685 --> 01:31:39,185 When we sing, I feel connection that is unique for me. 1427 01:31:39,270 --> 01:31:40,354 Hmm. 1428 01:31:40,435 --> 01:31:41,935 And if it helps, I can... 1429 01:31:42,729 --> 01:31:44,935 throw in Fabergé egg... 1430 01:31:46,020 --> 01:31:47,520 personal submersible... 1431 01:31:49,060 --> 01:31:50,479 pet tiger. 1432 01:31:50,685 --> 01:31:52,604 I don't really care about that stuff. 1433 01:31:53,435 --> 01:31:55,145 -I know. -Maybe a tiger. 1434 01:31:55,810 --> 01:31:57,060 It can be arranged. 1435 01:32:10,310 --> 01:32:11,310 Lars. 1436 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:13,810 Victor. What are you doing here? 1437 01:32:14,145 --> 01:32:15,729 What are you doing here? 1438 01:32:15,810 --> 01:32:18,604 Can you give me a ride to the airport? We're in the finals of Eurovision. 1439 01:32:18,685 --> 01:32:20,479 Yes, I know this. Big news. 1440 01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,645 -Yeah. Oh, wow. -Yeah. 1441 01:32:22,729 --> 01:32:24,020 I was swimming in the water. 1442 01:32:24,395 --> 01:32:26,560 - Yeah, I saw that. - Yes. 1443 01:32:26,935 --> 01:32:28,560 -Swimming in the water. -It's freezing. 1444 01:32:29,810 --> 01:32:32,270 - Yes. - Can you take me somewhere first? 1445 01:32:32,354 --> 01:32:34,560 - There's something I need to take care of. - Yeah. 1446 01:32:45,854 --> 01:32:46,935 Hey there, elf. 1447 01:32:47,685 --> 01:32:49,435 It's me, Lars. 1448 01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:51,810 I really messed up. 1449 01:32:52,310 --> 01:32:57,479 And I just wanted to come up here to ask of you guys 1450 01:32:58,354 --> 01:32:59,979 for any help you can give me. 1451 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:04,270 I don't know how I'm going to fix things with Sigrit, but I have to try. 1452 01:33:04,770 --> 01:33:05,604 Okay. 1453 01:33:06,395 --> 01:33:09,104 Have a good lunch, or whatever you're doing in there. 1454 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,435 Goodbye! 1455 01:33:14,810 --> 01:33:17,685 Never understood why half this country still believes in elves. 1456 01:33:17,810 --> 01:33:19,935 I know, but Sigrit swears by them. 1457 01:33:21,270 --> 01:33:24,979 Iceland continues to have one foot in the Dark Ages, huh? 1458 01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:27,395 Our magic and elves. 1459 01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:29,604 What are we going to do? 1460 01:33:29,685 --> 01:33:32,395 Don't you understand? If you go back to that stupid girl, 1461 01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:35,020 you could win that contest, and we cannot have that! 1462 01:33:35,104 --> 01:33:36,810 Iceland can't afford it! 1463 01:33:37,145 --> 01:33:38,185 We are bankrupt! 1464 01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:41,854 And they will point the finger at me! 1465 01:33:42,270 --> 01:33:44,685 You really think we could win? 1466 01:33:44,979 --> 01:33:47,395 I blew up that boat! I killed all those people! 1467 01:33:47,685 --> 01:33:48,895 You should have been-- 1468 01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:13,520 Thank you! 1469 01:34:14,645 --> 01:34:15,729 Enjoy the biscuits! 1470 01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:20,020 I'll just leave the knife here, 1471 01:34:20,685 --> 01:34:24,729 in case you have to do other murders! 1472 01:34:39,854 --> 01:34:43,395 Welcome to tonight's grand finale of the Eurovision Song Contest. 1473 01:34:43,770 --> 01:34:46,479 It is the biggest night of the year. 1474 01:34:46,645 --> 01:34:50,145 And the one we have all been waiting for. 1475 01:34:50,229 --> 01:34:51,310 Where's Victor? 1476 01:34:51,979 --> 01:34:53,729 I-- I don't know. Do you? 1477 01:34:53,810 --> 01:34:57,479 I left him a couple of messages, but he never responded. 1478 01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:59,354 He's gonna be so bummed out if he misses this. 1479 01:34:59,435 --> 01:35:01,060 Yes, if he's not here, he's gonna miss it. 1480 01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:05,810 Let the grand finale of the Eurovision Song Contest begin! 1481 01:35:20,979 --> 01:35:24,395 -Where the hell is everyone? -At home, watching Eurovision. 1482 01:35:28,935 --> 01:35:30,060 Oh... 1483 01:35:32,229 --> 01:35:33,060 Hey! 1484 01:35:33,145 --> 01:35:34,185 Hello. Stop! 1485 01:35:34,435 --> 01:35:35,770 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 1486 01:35:35,854 --> 01:35:36,854 Whoa, hey! 1487 01:35:37,104 --> 01:35:37,979 Americans. 1488 01:35:38,060 --> 01:35:40,560 -That the guy from the fountain? -Oh, my God. What is he wearing? 1489 01:35:40,645 --> 01:35:43,270 Hey! Americans, my best friends. 1490 01:35:43,354 --> 01:35:46,104 New York Jets, right? Take my horse down to Old Town Road? 1491 01:35:46,185 --> 01:35:47,395 Yes, I need a ride, okay? 1492 01:35:47,979 --> 01:35:49,270 We're going to Paris, bro. 1493 01:35:49,354 --> 01:35:51,645 No, Paris is a dump. You don't want to go there. 1494 01:35:51,729 --> 01:35:52,810 Trust me, it's horrible. 1495 01:35:53,104 --> 01:35:55,435 You need to take me to Eurovision Song Contest. 1496 01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:56,895 -Okay? We cool? -What? 1497 01:35:56,979 --> 01:35:58,560 Jamba Juice! Come on, let's go. 1498 01:35:58,645 --> 01:36:01,060 Dude, this is a rental. I gotta take this back. 1499 01:36:01,145 --> 01:36:02,895 -He's getting in the car? -Oh, my God. 1500 01:36:02,979 --> 01:36:05,229 Yeah, that's great. Close the door, close it. 1501 01:36:05,310 --> 01:36:06,645 - What? - We can't. 1502 01:36:06,729 --> 01:36:08,270 Come on, let's go, bro. 1503 01:36:08,354 --> 01:36:09,354 Pedal to the metal. 1504 01:36:09,435 --> 01:36:11,729 I need to get to Sigrit. She goes on in ten minutes. 1505 01:36:11,810 --> 01:36:12,685 This is crazy. 1506 01:36:13,020 --> 01:36:15,854 And now the Russian performer, Alexander Lemtov. 1507 01:36:15,935 --> 01:36:19,520 The favorite still, with his song "Lion of Love." 1508 01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:35,810 Jeff, bro, man. Come on. 1509 01:36:35,895 --> 01:36:37,810 Put the pedal to the metal. Let's go! 1510 01:36:37,895 --> 01:36:39,185 What about the speed limit? 1511 01:36:39,270 --> 01:36:42,185 There is no speed limit in all of Europe. 1512 01:36:42,270 --> 01:36:44,185 You can go any speed. 1513 01:36:44,270 --> 01:36:45,729 Oh... cool. 1514 01:36:47,185 --> 01:36:48,520 There you go. Okay. 1515 01:36:48,604 --> 01:36:50,185 Jeff got some balls. 1516 01:36:50,270 --> 01:36:51,979 They may be small, but you've got them. 1517 01:36:56,729 --> 01:36:58,854 -Whoa. -I know, I'm so scared. 1518 01:37:27,185 --> 01:37:28,729 Whoo! 1519 01:37:28,810 --> 01:37:31,645 Can you let me out the car, please? This is scary. Just stop the car. 1520 01:37:31,729 --> 01:37:32,935 Shh! Quiet! 1521 01:37:33,020 --> 01:37:36,479 You need to relax 'cause otherwise you're going to get thrown out on the next turn. 1522 01:37:52,895 --> 01:37:54,935 Oh, my-- 1523 01:37:55,229 --> 01:37:56,935 Jeff, drive! Keep driving! 1524 01:37:57,229 --> 01:37:58,560 You're doing great! 1525 01:37:58,645 --> 01:37:59,810 Super thumbs up! Go! 1526 01:38:20,310 --> 01:38:21,435 Turn, Jeff. Turn! 1527 01:38:24,979 --> 01:38:26,935 So, is Eurovision like The Voice? 1528 01:38:27,060 --> 01:38:29,560 Would you shut up? No! It's not like The Voice. 1529 01:38:29,895 --> 01:38:30,979 Is that it over there? 1530 01:38:31,185 --> 01:38:33,185 Yes! Of course it is, you shithead! 1531 01:38:33,395 --> 01:38:35,685 It says Eurovision right on it. Don't slow down! 1532 01:39:19,479 --> 01:39:21,185 Ah. Here's my stop. 1533 01:39:21,645 --> 01:39:24,604 -Yes! We made it! Eurovision. -Oh, my God. 1534 01:39:24,935 --> 01:39:28,435 All right. Hey! Thank you, Americans! You're awful people! Ha-ha! 1535 01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:31,020 No, but seriously! Don't come to Iceland! 1536 01:39:31,270 --> 01:39:33,810 We don't want you! You might be killed by elves! 1537 01:39:38,104 --> 01:39:40,310 -That was amazing! -My God. 1538 01:39:40,395 --> 01:39:41,770 I know, I know. 1539 01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:43,270 Thank you, thank you. 1540 01:39:43,685 --> 01:39:44,810 Oh, my God. 1541 01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:48,560 Oh! Tonight we conquer stage, tomorrow the world. 1542 01:39:48,645 --> 01:39:51,729 Um... uh... Lemtov, I need to ask you something. 1543 01:39:51,810 --> 01:39:53,395 -Sure, sure. -Okay. 1544 01:39:53,479 --> 01:39:54,354 Uh... 1545 01:39:55,935 --> 01:39:57,229 Are you gay? 1546 01:39:57,729 --> 01:39:59,185 What? 1547 01:39:59,270 --> 01:40:01,979 No! No, no! Of course not. I am Russian. 1548 01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,354 -No? -There no gay people in Russia. 1549 01:40:04,854 --> 01:40:06,979 Statistically speaking, I think that's impossible. 1550 01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:09,979 -I assure you. Hundred percent. -Gender-fluid? 1551 01:40:10,060 --> 01:40:11,979 Fact of truth. No gay Russian. 1552 01:40:12,185 --> 01:40:16,560 -Non-binary? -No, non-binary. I, he, him pronoun. 1553 01:40:17,685 --> 01:40:18,645 He, him. 1554 01:40:20,435 --> 01:40:21,310 -Okay. -Hmm. 1555 01:40:22,104 --> 01:40:23,020 Well, um... 1556 01:40:24,060 --> 01:40:27,270 so a lot has happened since I came here, and-- 1557 01:40:27,354 --> 01:40:29,810 Shh. We talk about this later time. 1558 01:40:29,895 --> 01:40:31,145 This your moment. 1559 01:40:31,979 --> 01:40:35,020 You go, sing your heart out. 1560 01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:37,060 Okay? 1561 01:40:37,520 --> 01:40:39,229 - Okay? - Okay. 1562 01:40:39,310 --> 01:40:40,354 Go. 1563 01:40:42,229 --> 01:40:46,395 I am here, Corin, the green room, where only the artists can sit... 1564 01:40:58,020 --> 01:40:59,479 Hello, Helka. 1565 01:40:59,895 --> 01:41:00,729 Come in. 1566 01:41:04,145 --> 01:41:05,479 Oh, shit! 1567 01:41:06,310 --> 01:41:09,145 -Lars... -No, come on. I'm running late. 1568 01:41:09,229 --> 01:41:11,479 Lars, please. You must listen to me. 1569 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:13,685 Fuck it. What? 1570 01:41:13,770 --> 01:41:15,770 Your life is in danger. 1571 01:41:15,854 --> 01:41:18,520 Victor Karlosson killed me. He blew me up on the boat 1572 01:41:18,604 --> 01:41:20,229 and now he's going to try to kill you. 1573 01:41:20,310 --> 01:41:21,895 Where have you been? Seriously. 1574 01:41:21,979 --> 01:41:25,895 Have you not been using your ghost powers to watch anything that's happening? 1575 01:41:25,979 --> 01:41:27,604 He already tried. He's dead. 1576 01:41:27,685 --> 01:41:29,479 -What? -Yes, he already tried. 1577 01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:33,770 Yeah. So, like, come on. Seriously. Thank you so much. Is that it? 1578 01:41:33,854 --> 01:41:35,060 Goodbye, Lars. 1579 01:41:36,104 --> 01:41:37,935 She's not a very helpful ghost. 1580 01:41:38,604 --> 01:41:40,435 Iceland is next. 1581 01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:41,935 The audience have been warned. 1582 01:41:42,020 --> 01:41:44,020 Fire marshals are standing by. 1583 01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:03,310 Go, Iceland! 1584 01:42:03,395 --> 01:42:08,104 It appears only one half of Fire Saga will be performing tonight. 1585 01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:19,854 Why are you laughing? I'm trying to have a fist fight with you! 1586 01:42:20,270 --> 01:42:22,104 You hit me but it's very light. 1587 01:42:22,395 --> 01:42:23,729 It's almost relaxing. 1588 01:42:26,229 --> 01:42:27,770 You stay away from her. 1589 01:42:27,854 --> 01:42:29,395 Lars, it's too late. 1590 01:42:29,479 --> 01:42:31,854 You are the one who should stay away. 1591 01:42:32,104 --> 01:42:33,729 You can give her nothing. 1592 01:42:34,145 --> 01:42:35,435 I give her everything. 1593 01:42:35,520 --> 01:42:41,395 Comfort, security, mansion, palace, Wi-Fi every room. 1594 01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:42,604 What you give her? 1595 01:42:42,854 --> 01:42:43,729 Nothing. 1596 01:42:43,854 --> 01:42:46,310 -It's quite an impressive list. -Thank you. 1597 01:43:07,685 --> 01:43:10,479 Stop. Stop, stop the music, please! Stop. Stop. 1598 01:43:12,229 --> 01:43:13,060 Lars! 1599 01:43:16,185 --> 01:43:19,185 Here we go. Another adventure with the Icelanders. 1600 01:43:19,810 --> 01:43:22,979 My name is Lars Erickssong from Iceland. 1601 01:43:23,895 --> 01:43:26,229 And I’m sorry to be messing up the show. 1602 01:43:27,020 --> 01:43:29,560 I shouldn’t. I... I love this show. 1603 01:43:30,729 --> 01:43:35,354 The Eurovision Song Contest means everything to me. 1604 01:43:36,270 --> 01:43:37,310 It is my life. 1605 01:43:39,770 --> 01:43:41,854 Ever since I was a small child, 1606 01:43:42,145 --> 01:43:44,145 I always dreamed of winning the contest. 1607 01:43:46,060 --> 01:43:46,895 But... 1608 01:43:47,354 --> 01:43:51,520 as most of you know, Eurovision is much more than a competition. 1609 01:43:54,229 --> 01:43:56,935 The music is not a contest. 1610 01:43:57,895 --> 01:44:00,395 And the perfect song isn't the winning song, 1611 01:44:01,935 --> 01:44:03,979 but a song that comes from the heart. 1612 01:44:24,479 --> 01:44:26,354 We'll be disqualified. 1613 01:44:26,895 --> 01:44:27,854 Just sing. 1614 01:46:01,685 --> 01:46:03,060 She's singing in Icelandic. 1615 01:46:12,185 --> 01:46:13,479 Gorgeous! 1616 01:47:50,729 --> 01:47:51,935 Speorg note. 1617 01:47:56,895 --> 01:47:58,020 That was beautiful! 1618 01:48:07,020 --> 01:48:09,185 Quite beautiful, really. 1619 01:48:09,270 --> 01:48:11,685 They will, of course, be disqualified for changing their song, 1620 01:48:11,770 --> 01:48:13,604 but quite beautiful. 1621 01:48:19,685 --> 01:48:21,020 I see you. 1622 01:48:22,354 --> 01:48:23,685 There you are. 1623 01:48:24,810 --> 01:48:25,895 Here I am. 1624 01:48:26,645 --> 01:48:28,185 I’m checking you out. 1625 01:48:29,145 --> 01:48:30,479 I’m checking you out. 1626 01:48:50,310 --> 01:48:52,354 Fire Saga! 1627 01:48:52,604 --> 01:48:54,604 - Fire Saga! - Fire Saga! 1628 01:48:54,729 --> 01:48:56,229 Fire Saga! 1629 01:48:56,810 --> 01:48:57,854 Fire Saga! 1630 01:48:59,020 --> 01:49:01,060 Sigrit Ericksdóttir! 1631 01:49:12,685 --> 01:49:14,685 -Oh... -Good for you, Alexander. 1632 01:49:16,145 --> 01:49:18,435 I still win, of course, but... 1633 01:49:19,895 --> 01:49:21,354 I am happy for them. 1634 01:49:22,770 --> 01:49:24,354 How could I not be? Hmm? 1635 01:49:25,810 --> 01:49:27,395 You deserve to be happy, too. 1636 01:49:28,104 --> 01:49:29,979 Mother Russia does not agree. 1637 01:49:30,270 --> 01:49:31,395 Aww... 1638 01:49:31,770 --> 01:49:33,604 -Come to Greece with me. -Hmm. 1639 01:49:34,604 --> 01:49:36,229 I do like the statues. 1640 01:49:37,229 --> 01:49:39,979 Maybe we get a yacht. I look fantastic with tan. 1641 01:49:41,060 --> 01:49:43,185 Wouldn't know, I haven't seen you with a real one. 1642 01:49:43,270 --> 01:49:44,979 Oh... 1643 01:49:46,060 --> 01:49:47,020 Hug me. 1644 01:50:28,810 --> 01:50:30,020 Oh-ho! 1645 01:50:30,729 --> 01:50:32,020 Hey! 1646 01:50:32,395 --> 01:50:33,560 Wow! 1647 01:50:34,104 --> 01:50:36,479 -Whoa! Thank you! -Hi! 1648 01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:37,645 Thank you! 1649 01:50:37,729 --> 01:50:38,560 Okay! 1650 01:50:47,560 --> 01:50:48,435 Papa... 1651 01:51:14,435 --> 01:51:15,270 Yes! 1652 01:51:30,435 --> 01:51:32,435 Whoo! 1653 01:51:32,895 --> 01:51:34,560 Thank you! Thank you! 1654 01:51:35,104 --> 01:51:37,185 We have a wonderful celebration tonight. 1655 01:51:37,270 --> 01:51:40,354 Big congratulations to Erick and Helka! 1656 01:51:40,435 --> 01:51:41,895 Yes! 1657 01:51:43,770 --> 01:51:44,854 Aww... 1658 01:51:47,020 --> 01:51:49,520 -That's never not going to be weird. -No. Super not. 1659 01:51:49,935 --> 01:51:51,229 Do the tongue too. 1660 01:51:51,310 --> 01:51:53,104 -Ugh... -And a thumbs up. 1661 01:51:53,185 --> 01:51:55,060 Okay. You don't have to do the thumbs up, Dad. 1662 01:51:56,810 --> 01:51:58,270 Iceland rules! 1663 01:51:58,520 --> 01:52:00,520 -Whoo! -Yeah! 1664 01:52:00,604 --> 01:52:03,479 Hey, Americans! Are you having a good time in Iceland? 1665 01:52:03,560 --> 01:52:04,395 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1666 01:52:04,479 --> 01:52:06,810 - Well, we hate that you're here. - Yeah! 1667 01:52:09,104 --> 01:52:11,395 Yeah! So why don't you go back home, all right? 1668 01:52:11,479 --> 01:52:13,229 Don't you have some traffic to sit in 1669 01:52:13,310 --> 01:52:15,604 with your monster trucks and your chili corn dogs? 1670 01:52:18,229 --> 01:52:19,560 -Yeah. -Okay, Lars. 1671 01:52:19,685 --> 01:52:21,770 Why, I have some opiates for you, you can take, 1672 01:52:21,854 --> 01:52:23,935 while you over leverage your credit cards 1673 01:52:24,020 --> 01:52:26,020 -and you buy too many houses. -Okay. Wow. 1674 01:52:26,104 --> 01:52:27,604 -Yes! How does that feel? -Hey! Hey! 1675 01:52:27,685 --> 01:52:30,310 No, I'm not done! I hate you! I hate your guts! 1676 01:52:33,645 --> 01:52:35,895 Who wants to hear a Eurovision song? 1677 01:52:35,979 --> 01:52:36,810 No! 1678 01:52:36,895 --> 01:52:38,435 Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 1679 01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:39,645 "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 1680 01:52:39,979 --> 01:52:40,979 Play it! 1681 01:52:41,060 --> 01:52:42,479 "Ja Ja Ding Dong"! 1682 01:52:42,560 --> 01:52:44,145 Here we go! 1683 01:52:44,354 --> 01:52:47,479 One, two, a one, two, three, four. 1684 01:53:48,435 --> 01:53:51,145 All right, everyone, move your body. Whoo! 1685 01:54:05,520 --> 01:54:06,729 Come on, everyone! 1686 01:54:25,145 --> 01:54:26,310 Yeah! 1687 01:54:26,520 --> 01:54:28,685 Okay, how about the Eurovision song now? 1688 01:54:28,770 --> 01:54:29,810 No! 1689 01:54:29,979 --> 01:54:31,435 All right. Fair enough! 132956