Original subtitles

Under the sea, the fish don't stink.

[ Coo moos ]

A fine harvest.

Nuh!

[ Squealing ]

Bingo.

Oh! It's lunch time!

So where the doodle is everyboodle?

[ Telephone rings ]

Hello?

Uncle Grandpa?

This is Uncle Grandpa!

Oh, hey, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa, you're one of the best.

Oh, yeah? Yeah!

And your Uncle Grandpas need you.

I'd do anything for Uncle Grandpas!

Meet me out back in 10 seconds.

Sir, yes, sir!

Pretty nice hole you got there.

Sure, it's pretty nice, but it could be way better.

And that's where you come in!

[ Grunts ]

Time for you to start diggin' a hole!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Wait a second!

Why you want me dig this hole for?

Uh...

because it's fun?

You're darn tootin'!

What's more fun than hard labor?

Youch!

Oh!

Looks like a regular old digging party down here.

Good morning, fellas!

ALL: Good morning!

Okay, let's quickly go over some ground rules.

Number one, no chatting.

Number two, no group naps.

Number three is, of course, no satirical cave paintings.

Aw, man.

And the most important rule of them all --

no trespassing in the forbidden zones!

[ Panting ]

Forbidden zones, huh?

[ Rumbling ]

What was that?

Uh, never mind!

Y'all get back to digging now, ya hear?

I'm just going to, uh...

Don't look at me!

Don't look over here where I'm going!

Hmm.

[ Panting ]

[ Whimpering ]

Oh, no.

Oh, Great Great One, I kneel before thee.

Hello.

Have you recruited another to serve me?

A good little piggy that likes to diggy?

Yes, milord.

He likes to diggy so much-y.

Hmm, cool.

You may have another hot dog, loyalest servant.

[ Fart sound ]

Enjoy!

Oh, thank you, milord!

[ Munching ]

There's more where that came from.

Just keep everyone digging, forever!

[ Sinister laugh ]

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Di... ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole, diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole, I'm diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole, diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole, I'm diggin' a hole ♪

Mercy!

That song is all chorus!

Hey, hey! Are you questioning things?

Do you want us all to be destroyed?

Hmm, maybe I should do some investigatin'.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, ha ha ha.

Say, fellas, crazy weather we're having today, huh?

What?

Oh, yeah.

[ Chuckles ]

So...

You know why we're digging this hole?

Hey, you're gonna get in trouble asking questions like that!

I could lose my job! And I can't afford that.

I got a wife and a beautiful baby boy!

They're not going to starve for something as meaningless

as "knowing why we're digging a hole."

How about you, son?

Heard anything interesting?

Oh, uh, gee whiz.

I sure don't know much, mister.

People say Old Man Uncle Grandpa knows an awful lot,

b-b-b-but he crazy.

Old Man Uncle Grandpa, huh?

Mayhaps I'll pay him a visit.

You know where I can find him?

H-he got put in the quiet hole over by the main digging pit

because he asked too many questions, sir.

You got moxie, kid.

What's your name anyhow?

Uncle Grandpa.

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Bananas!

[ Speaking gibberish ]

Old Man Uncle Grandpa.

[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Blathering ]

As crazy as the day is long.

Oh, I ain't crazy!

I'm just a little worm that likes to learn!

Learn the truth, I did.

It's all explained here in this satirical cave painting.

So you're telling me there's this overlord character

running the whole operation?

Yes!

Hmm.

It makes so much sense.

And then what's this painting over here?

That's personal.

[ Gasps ]

Don't seek the truth, boy.

They'll take your legs, like they took mine!

My legs are spades!

Everyone stop digging. I have an announcement to make.

Please gather round the main digging pit.

[ Clears throat ]

Hello, hello. Thank you all for coming.

It's been a very productive week.

Lots of digging.

But let's get down to business.

First off, some good news.

I love good news! Oh, boy!

The good news is there is much, much more digging to be done!

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Okay, back to work!

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm gonna blow this story wide open

and get to the bottom of this...

hole.

I just have to come up with a satirical cartoon so cunning,

so droll, so... so satirical

that it would unite all the Uncle Grandpas in a revolution!

[ Gasps ] By Jove, I think I've got it!

♪ Diggin' a hole ♪

♪ I'm diggin' a hole ♪

♪ Diggin' a hole ♪

♪ I'm diggin' a hole ♪

See ya tomorrow, Uncle Grandpa.

Yeah, see ya, Uncle Grandpa.

Honey, I'm home.

Oh, hi, honey!

Good day at work?

No.

Papa, Papa!

There's my guy!

Papa?

What is it, my boy?

I don't want to eat dirt no more.

[ Sobs softly ]

It isn't fair!

Boss Uncle Grandpa sits around eating hot dogs

while we can only afford the worst-tasting dirt!

I-I-- I know.

It's -- I--

Fellas, have you seen it?

Have you seen it? In this week's funny pages!

[ Stammering ]

What?

Down with the overlord! Hate him so much!

Uncle Grandpas, the revolution is now!

Revolution! Revolution!

Conveniently, all this digging has made you guys fully yoked!

Yeah. That Uncle Grandpa has been digging the longest.

He's ultra-ripped.

[ Muffled greeting ]

All right.

Now, let's use your big muscles to march up to the overlord

and say unkind things to him or her!

Yeah! Yeah!

I'm going to say the most unkind things of all!

Now, y'all listen good and listen.

Where the devil is he?

Uh, Uncle Grandpa went to the...

the mall to buy everyone, uh...

chandeliers.

[ Grunts ] Hey, come on now, fellas!

I'm not the one you want!

I'm just an innocent hot dog-eating bystander.

I get orders from that there horn there.

Hey, don't listen to him! He's a fool!

I'm just a harmless talking horn

that leads nowhere and dispenses hot dogs.

[ Fart sound ]

Are you eating the hot dog?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Please describe to me what you're doing.

The wall's the thing!

We have to dig through this wall!

No, no, no need to dig holes!

No, no, I don't think you should do that!

Now, let's not be silly, no, no.

[ Gasps ]

So just go back to digging now and, uh, dig.

[ Gasps ]

Whoopsie.

Man!

Finally made it out of that evil clown's puzzle room.

That was certainly our least family-friendly adventure yet.

Did your tiny Uncle Grandpa ant farm attack you again?

Yeah.

Good Morning!

[ Yawns loudly ]

Brainhole feels minty.

Oh! Who this?

"These eggs are rotten, buy me new ones, Pizza Steve."

Oh, Pizza Steve, you are the living end!

[ Snorting ]

Ning!

Sit on it! Ooh!

I fell.

Hey, Uncle G!

You got a package from some kid you helped!

A box of spaghetti from little Tony Macaroni.

Well, gee willies!

I can't wait to chow down on this gift!

[ Snorting ]

[ Grunting ]

Oh, no!

Oh, no, not again!

Sat on it.

Oh, hey! Tiger, what ya up to?

Doing some arts and crafts?

Looks like a papier-mache duck.

With a broom?

He's a janitor?

Oh, no, a chef?

You're a very creative tiger.

[ Snorting ]

[ Grunting ]

I sat on it!

Hey, Mr. Friend.

You stay away from my tiramisu.

Ha ha! Don't worry, Mr. Gus!

I wouldn't dream of ruining your food-craft.

[ Snorting ]

Sit on it!

[ Grunting ]

Sat on it!

[ Snorting ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

That was quite delicious.