Original subtitles

Could I borrow a dollar?

[ Cow moos ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Coughs ]

Man: I've had it with you, Milton!

If you refuse to take a bath

and constantly eat all my moussaka,

then you can't live in my condo!

But, Jim, I can change! I can be a good cat!

You can be a filthy moo cow that lives on the streets!

What? Jim, I --

[ Door slams ]

[ Sighs ] Oy. I can't get no respect.

Guess I'll go drink from puddles.

Not bad.

[ Hacking cough ]

[ Farts ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Tires screech ]

Ooh. Oh!

Oh! My goodness!

I'm sorry, poor little moo cow.

[ Strained voice ] I'm a cat.

Oh, I think you need a bath, little friend.

Whoa, hey -- ha ha. No, hey, that's all right.

I mean, that's the reason I'm out here on the streets.

I can't take a bath because...

because...

I'm afwaid.

Afwaid of what?

Water.

[ Scoffs, laughs ]

A cat that's afraid of water?

Now I've seen everything!

But I can relate.

I used to be terribly afraid to breathe air.

What did you do?

I left Earth.

[ Eerie space music ]

You think Ishould leave Earth?

Of course not!

I think you should always confront your fears.

[ Groans nervously ]

But...

if you'd rather run from your problems,

may I suggest a change of scenery!

Take this charming waste receptacle, for example.

No square is gonna make you bathe in there!

And, boy, is it roomy!

Think about what you'll save on rent!

[ Cawing ]

[ Barking and growling ]

[ Pop! ]

And there are probably no vultures.

[ Cawing and barking ]

Sounds nice.

[ Groaning ]

Here you go, little buddy.

[ Grunting ]

I'm looking forward to never confronting my fears.

[ Echoing ] Wow! It isvery roomy in here.

Thanks, Uncle G. You da man.

What?!

I said you da man!

Oh! No, thanks. I've got to change costu--

Uh, I mean, uh...

I have to go help a -- a -- uh, a moo cow!

Okay, see ya! [ Streak! ]

Heh, what a strange man.

[ Smacking lips ]

[ Sighs ]

Do I look like a mouse?

You look terrific.

You're on in two seconds.

Remember, be friendly, butwith an undercut of menace.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Welcome to the neighborhood!

[ Plink! ]

Uh, line?

"I'm Mr. Mouse."

I'm Mr. Mouse!

Well, uh, pleased to meet you, Mister --

[ Panting ]

No need to get up and look around.

You'll find everything around here is very much real.

Just sit back, relax, and let me

and Mr. Worm look after you.

And fatten you up.

I'm Mr. Worm.

And I'm Mr. Fly!

Pleased to meet ya.

[ Plink! ]

Say, you guys look a little familiar.

[ All gulp ]

You look like...

my new best friends!

Ha ha. Yay!

Phew!

Mm-hmm. Now eat yo cake!

Hup! Hup! Hup!

[ Moaning ]

Mmm!

I must've croaked and gone to the great beyond.

Mmm, yes.

Or did you descend into the great beneath?

-Pardon me? -I said...

"Oh, yes, did I got a friend...

who...smell?"

[ Sniffs ]

Oh, yes, I got a friend who smell.

Oh, ha ha, yeah. I guess I am pretty stinky.

Sorry about that. I just don't really like baths.

No, no, no, no! No need for baths down here.

We need ya just the way you are.

We eat trash!

And moo cows!

[ Chuckles ]

Man, that line is a little bit on the nose.

Who wrote this trash?

Oh.

[ Clapping ]

[ Coughs ]

Shh!

I'm sorry!

Huh? What was that?

Did someone just say "I'm sorry" over there?

Oh, curse my shortsightedness.

Hey! Eat this pizza!

[ Splat! ]

[ Munching ]

Thank you, Mr. Fly.

Why you so good to me?

Fattenin' you up.

What did you just say?

Hush!

[ Grunts ] Mmm!

I forget what I think.

You guys are the best roommates ever!

You can say that again.

Just you wait till dinner.

It's going to be big and fat and full of gravy.

[ Gargling ]

You know, I just can't imagine myself actually eating him.

If you can't imagine it, how is an audience supposed to?!

Yeah, it's called being method, Mr. Worm.

Maybe if you ate some cats in your spare time,

we wouldn't get such bad reviews.

Okay, break's over, guys.

Go get in your places.

Okay, cue lights!

[ Light creaks ]

Agh! Too bright.

What gives?!

[ Singsong voice ] Hey, Milton!

-Get... -Ready...

Because...

-It's... -Dinner time!

[ Pop! ]

Oh! Oh, no. That's okay, guys.

You've been feeding me all day, and I am stuffed!

You don't understand, friend.

You are the one who will be stuffing us.

The dinner that will be served is you!

You are the dinner!

Oh! Ah, I get it.

[ Screams ]

We done been fattening you up, boy!

[ Laughs stupidly ]

Although you were really fat enough to begin with.

Hey! He's getting away!

[ Panting ]

[ Plink! ]

Hey, come back, you stinky oaf!

We want to eat you because you smell!

You get back here and get in the cow pot, young man!

[ Grunts ]

Oh, so they want to eat me because I'm stinky.

I need to unstink!

[ Grunting, panting ]

For a big guy, he really can climb.

Yeah! Yeah!

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

Milton?!

Milton, what are you doing?!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I'm yelling at you here!

I love you, Jim.

Milton! Let us eat you!

Cook you and eat you!

Yeah! [ Crash! ]

We're going to eat your smelly pet!

Milton!

I'm a wormy worm. [ Plink! ]

[ Plink! ]

[ Panting ]

[ Banging on door ]

Milton?

Your terror is only increasing our appetite.

[ Singsong voice ] Milton?

M-Mr. Bathtub?

Yes, it's me, Mr. Bathtub.

Nice to meet you.

C-c-can you help me?

Yes! But first, you've got to decide,

who are you more afraid of, me or...

Us?!

Terrific, guys.

Really nailed the timing on that.

You guys really just want to eat me

because I smell?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Well, then you leave me no choice.

I guess it's bath time.

[ Smacks lips ]

[ Tires squeal ]

Oh, no! What happened to you, little friend?

I had the most horrible dream.

It had terrible production value.

And you were there...

A-And youwere there --

and youwere there.

Weird!

So...

do you reckon you've learnt any important life lessons,

perhaps changed your views on baths,

because of this low-budget,

but admirably ambitious dream you had?

Yes.

Cats don't take baths.

We clean ourselves.

[ Slurping ]

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

I'm art!

Is this funny?

No, this is notfunny.

Is thisfunny?

Tastes like chicken!

No, this is definitely not funny.

Is thisfunny?

[ Fly buzzing ]

I'm a little bumble bee!

[ Screaming ]

No, this is not funny.

Is thisfunny?

No. The color orange is not funny.

No!

What isthis?

Thisisn't anything.

Is thisfunny?

No! This is not funny.

Is thisfunny?

[ Crowd booing ]

[ Honk honk! ]

-[ Screams ] -No, this is not funny.

Is thisfunny?

Oh, yes! Now, thatis very funny.

Why aren't you laughing?

[ Theme music ]

That was quite delicious.