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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ ZOMBIES MOANING ]
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>> [ Austrian accent ] IT'S TIME
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TO ASSASSINATE SOME ZOMBIES!
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COME AND GET IT!
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>> Pizza Steve: AW, YEAH, SON!
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
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RIGHT, MR. GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW YOU
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SHOULDN'T WATCH THIS STUFF
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BEFORE BED.
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IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND THERE'S
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NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN
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SLEEPING PEACEFULLY THROUGH THE
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NIGHT.
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[ YAWNS ]
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SWEET DREAMS, BUDDIES.
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, DON'T SAY I
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DIDN'T WARN YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH. WHATEVER.
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THIS IS PIZZA STEVE YOU'RE
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TALKING ABOUT.
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I DON'T GET NIGHTMARES.
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NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?
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>> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP
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THE ZOMBIES -- WE HAVE TO BURY
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THEM ALIVE.
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>> UH, SIR, TECHNICALLY, THEY'RE
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NOT ALIVE.
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>> EXACTLY.
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[ ZOMBIES MOANING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH.
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THAT'S CREEPY.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ BLINK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,
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PIZZA STEVE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY
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IN HERE?
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.
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JUST [CHUCKLES] PRACTICING MY
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NIGHTLY SCREAMS FOR MY NEW METAL
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ALBUM.
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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
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WA-A-A-H! HOO! OW! WA-A-A-H!
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>> Mr. Gus: I TOLD YOU THAT
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STUPID MOVIE WOULD GIVE YOU
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NIGHTMARES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,
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PLEASE, GO BACK TO BED.
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LET ME HANDLE THIS, OKAY?
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, WHATEVER.
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HE CAN DEEP-DISH IT, BUT HE
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CAN'T TAKE IT.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,
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PIZZA STEVE, YOU WANT TO TALK
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ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM?
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>> Pizza Steve: PROBLEM?
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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WHAT PROBLEM?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WERE YOU
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HAVING BAD DREAMS AGAIN AFTER
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WATCHING THOSE SCARY ZOMBIE
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MOVIES?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHO, ME?
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[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON, UNCLE G.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LISTEN, WHY
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DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT
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AND I'LL MAKE SURE NONE OF THOSE
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ZOMBIES GET YOU, OKAY?
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU'D DO THAT
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FOR ME?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IF IT MEANS
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WE'D BOTH GET A GOOD NIGHT'S
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SLEEP, DEFINITELY.
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>> Pizza Steve: THANKS, UNCLE G.
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OH, AND CAN WE NOT MENTION THIS
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TO MR. GUS?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, SURE,
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BUDDY.
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ALL TUCKED IN.
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SLEEP TIGHT, PIZZA PAL.
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MMM.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
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HUH?
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[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]
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[ CREAK! ]
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AH!
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DINO BLANKY AND DINO PILLOW.
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IT'LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
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[ BLINK! ]
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ WIND BLOWING ]
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HUH?
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[ CHATTER! CHATTER! CHATTER! ]
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[ WIND BLOWING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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>> Pizza Steve: [ MUTTERS
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SOFTLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PHEW.
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[ WIND BLOWING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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HUH.
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[ CREAK! WHIP! ]
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[ WIND BLOWING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ SHIVERING ]
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC BLARING ]
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HUH?
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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OH, NO!
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PIZZA STEVE IS SLEEP-DANCING
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AGAIN.
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BETTER NOT WAKE UP HIM OR ELSE.
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GOT TO STAY PERFECTLY STILL.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH! OOH! WHOO!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
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IN HERE?!
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SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, KEEP
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YOUR VOICE DOWN!
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PIZZA STEVE IS SLEEP-DANCING.
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[ WHIRL! ]
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WE CAN'T WAKE HIM UP IN THIS
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STATE.
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HE'S TOO DEEP IN THE GROOVE.
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WE JUST GOT TO LET HIM DANCE IT
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ON OUT.
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT IS THE MOST
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RIDICULOUS THING I HAVE EVER --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,
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PLEASE!
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YOU CAN'T DISTURB HIM.
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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! BLAM! ]
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WHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ WHOOSH! WHIP! ]
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ YAWNS ]
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OH, MAN! I AM REFRESHED!
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I SLEPT LIKE A BABY, EVEN WITH
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YOU MOVING AROUND ALL NIGHT.
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HOW'D YOU SLEEP, UNCLE G?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANING ]
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[ SQUISH! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AAH! ZOMBIE!
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[ ZIP! ]
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OH. OH. NO BITE MARKS.
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STILL ALIVE.
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I'VE GOT TO WARN THE OTHERS.
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DON'T COME NEAR ME, YOU EVIL,
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RABID ZOMBIE!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I GOT TO GET
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SOME SLEEP.
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MAYBE IF I DRINK SOME WARM MILK
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IT'LL HELP.
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>> Mr. Gus: RAH!
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IT'S ANOTHER METEOR!
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GOT TO RUN!
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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS,
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WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
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I'VE GOT HORRIBLE NEWS!
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S NOT A METEOR
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ATTACK, IS IT?
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT? NO!
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UNCLE GRANDPA TURNED INTO A
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ZOMBIE!
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>> Mr. Gus: MAN, I KNEW THOSE
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ZOMBIE MOVIES WOULD GO TO YOUR
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HEAD.
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I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.
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>> Pizza Steve: FINE!
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THEN DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU
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SO WHEN I SAY, "TOLD YOU SO!"
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I HOPE THIS
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HELPS.
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[ GULPING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, NO!
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THE UNCLE GRANDPA ZOMBIE IS
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GONNA INFECT OUR WHOLE FOOD
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SUPPLY!
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YOU GET OUT OF OUR KITCHEN, YOU
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UNDEAD SCAVENGER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY ARE YOU
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YELLING?
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YA-A-A-A-A-A-H.
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H.
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>> Pizza Steve: AAAAH!
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DON'T COME NEAR ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M TOO TIRED
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TO PLAY CHASE WITH YOU,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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I'M GONNA LIE DOWN.
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS BROOM
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CLOSET SHOULD BE SAFE FOR NOW.
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OKAY. THINK, PIZZA STEVE.
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THINK!
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NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA
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HELP YOU, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP
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RUNNING AWAY FOREVER.
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>> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS
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TO BE DONE.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHO SAID THAT?
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>> OVER HERE -- IN THE BOX.
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YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING AWAY.
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YOU MUST USE WEAPONS TO STAY
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ALIVE AND GET RID OF THAT ZOMBIE
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BEFORE IT GETS RID OF YOU!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ GASPS ]
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ZOMBIE ASSASSINATOR IS RIGHT.
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TO DEFEAT THE UNCLE GRANDPA
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ZOMBIE, I MUST BECOME...
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A ZOMBIE ASSASSIN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANS ]
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NICE, COMFY COUCH.
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>> Pizza Steve: BACK AWAY FROM
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THE COUCH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT I'M TOO
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TIRED TO PLAY WAR WITH YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: FIRE IN THE
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HOLE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YA-A-A-A-A-H.
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[ SPLAT! WHOOSH! ]
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THIS PLACE IS PRETTY COZY.
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YOU GONNA USE ALL THAT DUSTY
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LINT?
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>> TAKE IT.
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YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO.
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[ BUZZING ]
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[ WHOOSH! THUD! ]
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[ MOANS ]
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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[ MEOWS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MIND IF I
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BORROW YOUR BED, TIGER?
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, NO, YOU
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DON'T!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?
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[ WHIP! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
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[ WHOOSH! THUD! ]
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MAYBE IF I RUN A BATH TO SOOTHE
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MY SENSES, I CAN FALL ASLEEP.
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I'LL JUST WAIT HERE.
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>> Pizza Steve: NOT ON MY WATCH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO FLUFFY UP
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HERE.
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[ VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS ]
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[ CRASH! THUD! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH.
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YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H.
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>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAH!
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PIZZA STEVE WAS RIGHT!
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>> Pizza Steve: TOLD YOU SO.
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NOW COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO
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LIVE.
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>> Mr. Gus: YAH!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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WE CAN'T LET THAT ZOMBIE STAY IN
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THE R.V.
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>> Pizza Steve: RELAX!
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I'VE GOT A PLAN.
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I'VE SEEN IT IN A MOVIE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, GOOD.
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MR. GUS CAN PLAY WITH
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PIZZA STEVE WHILE I SLEEP.
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[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
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WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
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>> Mr. Gus: HELP!
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I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'D BETTER
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HELP MR. GUS.
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THEN I'LL GET SOME SLEEP.
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[ WHIRL! THUD! ]
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UGH!
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S COMING!
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY!
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DON'T MOVE!
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UNCLE GRANDPA PICKED THE WRONG
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DAY TO BECOME A ZOMBIE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GU-U-U-S!
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YA-A-A-H!
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[ THUD! ]
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UGH!
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>> Pizza Steve: NOW!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WH-WH-WHAT'S
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GOING ON?
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, AT LEAST HE
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WON'T BE INFECTING ANYBODY DOWN
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THERE.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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HOPEFULLY HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE
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NOW.
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>> Pizza Steve: MAY HE REST IN
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PEACE, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING. [ SNORES ]
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GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
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[ SNORES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: MAN, I MISS HIM
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ALREADY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MISS WHO?
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YOU AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT
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ZOMBIE GUY WHO'S BEEN TRYING TO
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SLEEP IN THE R.V. AND LOOKS
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EXACTLY LIKE ME, ARE YOU?
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PERSONALLY, I'M GLAD HE'S GONE.
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[ BLINK! ]
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THEY DON'T CALL ME
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"UNCLE GRANDPA" FOR NOTHING.
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHOOSH! ]
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>> WELCOME TO " WHO WANTS THE
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LAST PICKLE?!"
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I'M YOUR ANNOUNCER,
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TINY MIRACLE!
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AND HERE'S YOUR HOST WITH THE
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MOST, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU!
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THANK YOU!
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LET'S MEET OUR LUCKY
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CONTESTANTS.
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DEFENDING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP
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TITLE, THE ONE AND ONLY
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PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY!
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IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND COMING ALL
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THE WAY FROM
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PREHISTORIC-DINOSAUR TIMES,
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MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: HOW LONG IS THIS
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GONNA TAKE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY
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ABOUT IT.
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GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER,
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PLEASE SHOW OUR CONTESTANTS WHAT
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THEY'LL BE PLAYING FOR TODAY.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE LAST
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PICKLE!
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OKAY. FIRST QUESTION --
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WHO WANTS THE LAST PICKLE?
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, OH, OH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YES,
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PIZZA STEVE?
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>> Pizza Steve: I DO.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT IS
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CORRECT!
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50 PICKLE POINTS FOR
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PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: OOH, YEAH!
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THAT PICKLE IS MINE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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NEXT QUESTION.
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WHAT ARE PICKLES?
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[ BUZZER ]
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MR. GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: PICKLES ARE PICKLED
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CUCUMBERS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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I'M SORRY, MR. GUS.
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THAT IS INCORRECT.
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PIZZA STEVE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
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ANSWER?
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>> Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH.
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PICKLES ARE PICKLES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CORRECT!
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PICKLES ARE, IN FACT, PICKLES!
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, BOY!
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♪ I'M GONNA GET MY PICKLE ON ♪
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>> Mr. Gus: WHATEVER.
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HE CAN HAVE IT.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT THAT PICKLE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THEN WHY ARE
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YOU A CONTESTANT ON MY SHOW?
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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OH, RIGHT.
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY!
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WHERE'D MY PICKLE GO?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GULPS ]
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT GAME
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SHOW, "WHO ATE PIZZA STEVE'S
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PICKLE?!"
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