Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ ZOMBIES MOANING ]

>> [ Austrian accent ] IT'S TIME

TO ASSASSINATE SOME ZOMBIES!

COME AND GET IT!

>> Pizza Steve: AW, YEAH, SON!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

RIGHT, MR. GUS?

>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW YOU

SHOULDN'T WATCH THIS STUFF

BEFORE BED.

IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND THERE'S

NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN

SLEEPING PEACEFULLY THROUGH THE

NIGHT.

[ YAWNS ]

SWEET DREAMS, BUDDIES.

[ CRASH! ]

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, DON'T SAY I

DIDN'T WARN YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH. WHATEVER.

THIS IS PIZZA STEVE YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T GET NIGHTMARES.

NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?

>> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP

THE ZOMBIES -- WE HAVE TO BURY

THEM ALIVE.

>> UH, SIR, TECHNICALLY, THEY'RE

NOT ALIVE.

>> EXACTLY.

[ ZOMBIES MOANING ]

>> Pizza Steve: OH.

THAT'S CREEPY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ BLINK! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

PIZZA STEVE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY

IN HERE?

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.

JUST [CHUCKLES] PRACTICING MY

NIGHTLY SCREAMS FOR MY NEW METAL

ALBUM.

[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYING ]

WA-A-A-H! HOO! OW! WA-A-A-H!

>> Mr. Gus: I TOLD YOU THAT

STUPID MOVIE WOULD GIVE YOU

NIGHTMARES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,

PLEASE, GO BACK TO BED.

LET ME HANDLE THIS, OKAY?

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, WHATEVER.

HE CAN DEEP-DISH IT, BUT HE

CAN'T TAKE IT.

>> Pizza Steve: [ WHIMPERING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

PIZZA STEVE, YOU WANT TO TALK

ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM?

>> Pizza Steve: PROBLEM?

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

WHAT PROBLEM?

>> Uncle Grandpa: WERE YOU

HAVING BAD DREAMS AGAIN AFTER

WATCHING THOSE SCARY ZOMBIE

MOVIES?

>> Pizza Steve: WHO, ME?

[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON, UNCLE G.

>> Uncle Grandpa: LISTEN, WHY

DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT

AND I'LL MAKE SURE NONE OF THOSE

ZOMBIES GET YOU, OKAY?

>> Pizza Steve: YOU'D DO THAT

FOR ME?

>> Uncle Grandpa: IF IT MEANS

WE'D BOTH GET A GOOD NIGHT'S

SLEEP, DEFINITELY.

>> Pizza Steve: THANKS, UNCLE G.

OH, AND CAN WE NOT MENTION THIS

TO MR. GUS?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, SURE,

BUDDY.

ALL TUCKED IN.

SLEEP TIGHT, PIZZA PAL.

MMM.

[ WHIP! WHIP! ]

HUH?

[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]

[ CREAK! ]

AH!

DINO BLANKY AND DINO PILLOW.

IT'LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

[ BLINK! ]

[ WHIP! ]

[ GASPS ]

[ WIND BLOWING ]

HUH?

[ CHATTER! CHATTER! CHATTER! ]

[ WIND BLOWING ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

>> Pizza Steve: [ MUTTERS

SOFTLY ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: PHEW.

[ WIND BLOWING ]

[ GASPS ]

HUH.

[ CREAK! WHIP! ]

[ WIND BLOWING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ SHIVERING ]

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC BLARING ]

HUH?

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

OH, NO!

PIZZA STEVE IS SLEEP-DANCING

AGAIN.

BETTER NOT WAKE UP HIM OR ELSE.

GOT TO STAY PERFECTLY STILL.

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH! OOH! WHOO!

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

>> Mr. Gus: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON

IN HERE?!

SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, KEEP

YOUR VOICE DOWN!

PIZZA STEVE IS SLEEP-DANCING.

[ WHIRL! ]

WE CAN'T WAKE HIM UP IN THIS

STATE.

HE'S TOO DEEP IN THE GROOVE.

WE JUST GOT TO LET HIM DANCE IT

ON OUT.

>> Mr. Gus: THAT IS THE MOST

RIDICULOUS THING I HAVE EVER --

>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS,

PLEASE!

YOU CAN'T DISTURB HIM.

[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! BLAM! ]

WHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ WHOOSH! WHIP! ]

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ YAWNS ]

OH, MAN! I AM REFRESHED!

I SLEPT LIKE A BABY, EVEN WITH

YOU MOVING AROUND ALL NIGHT.

HOW'D YOU SLEEP, UNCLE G?

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANING ]

[ SQUISH! ]

>> Pizza Steve: AAH! ZOMBIE!

[ ZIP! ]

OH. OH. NO BITE MARKS.

STILL ALIVE.

I'VE GOT TO WARN THE OTHERS.

DON'T COME NEAR ME, YOU EVIL,

RABID ZOMBIE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I GOT TO GET

SOME SLEEP.

MAYBE IF I DRINK SOME WARM MILK

IT'LL HELP.

>> Mr. Gus: RAH!

IT'S ANOTHER METEOR!

GOT TO RUN!

>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS,

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

I'VE GOT HORRIBLE NEWS!

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S NOT A METEOR

ATTACK, IS IT?

>> Pizza Steve: WHAT? NO!

UNCLE GRANDPA TURNED INTO A

ZOMBIE!

>> Mr. Gus: MAN, I KNEW THOSE

ZOMBIE MOVIES WOULD GO TO YOUR

HEAD.

I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.

>> Pizza Steve: FINE!

THEN DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU

SO WHEN I SAY, "TOLD YOU SO!"

>> Uncle Grandpa: I HOPE THIS

HELPS.

[ GULPING ]

>> Pizza Steve: OH, NO!

THE UNCLE GRANDPA ZOMBIE IS

GONNA INFECT OUR WHOLE FOOD

SUPPLY!

YOU GET OUT OF OUR KITCHEN, YOU

UNDEAD SCAVENGER!

>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE.

>> Pizza Steve: AAAAAAAAAAH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY ARE YOU

YELLING?

YA-A-A-A-A-A-H.

[ CRUNCH! ]

YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H.

>> Pizza Steve: AAAAH!

DON'T COME NEAR ME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M TOO TIRED

TO PLAY CHASE WITH YOU,

PIZZA STEVE.

I'M GONNA LIE DOWN.

>> Pizza Steve: THIS BROOM

CLOSET SHOULD BE SAFE FOR NOW.

OKAY. THINK, PIZZA STEVE.

THINK!

NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA

HELP YOU, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP

RUNNING AWAY FOREVER.

>> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS

TO BE DONE.

>> Pizza Steve: WHO SAID THAT?

>> OVER HERE -- IN THE BOX.

YOU CAN'T KEEP RUNNING AWAY.

YOU MUST USE WEAPONS TO STAY

ALIVE AND GET RID OF THAT ZOMBIE

BEFORE IT GETS RID OF YOU!

>> Pizza Steve: [ GASPS ]

ZOMBIE ASSASSINATOR IS RIGHT.

TO DEFEAT THE UNCLE GRANDPA

ZOMBIE, I MUST BECOME...

A ZOMBIE ASSASSIN!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANS ]

NICE, COMFY COUCH.

>> Pizza Steve: BACK AWAY FROM

THE COUCH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT I'M TOO

TIRED TO PLAY WAR WITH YOU.

>> Pizza Steve: FIRE IN THE

HOLE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YA-A-A-A-A-H.

[ SPLAT! WHOOSH! ]

THIS PLACE IS PRETTY COZY.

YOU GONNA USE ALL THAT DUSTY

LINT?

>> TAKE IT.

YOU NEED IT MORE THAN I DO.

[ BUZZING ]

[ WHOOSH! THUD! ]

[ MOANS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

[ MEOWS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: MIND IF I

BORROW YOUR BED, TIGER?

>> Pizza Steve: OH, NO, YOU

DON'T!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

[ WHIP! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

[ WHOOSH! THUD! ]

MAYBE IF I RUN A BATH TO SOOTHE

MY SENSES, I CAN FALL ASLEEP.

I'LL JUST WAIT HERE.

>> Pizza Steve: NOT ON MY WATCH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: SO FLUFFY UP

HERE.

[ VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS ]

[ CRASH! THUD! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: UGH.

YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H.

>> Mr. Gus: AAAAAH!

PIZZA STEVE WAS RIGHT!

>> Pizza Steve: TOLD YOU SO.

NOW COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO

LIVE.

>> Mr. Gus: YAH!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE CAN'T LET THAT ZOMBIE STAY IN

THE R.V.

>> Pizza Steve: RELAX!

I'VE GOT A PLAN.

I'VE SEEN IT IN A MOVIE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, GOOD.

MR. GUS CAN PLAY WITH

PIZZA STEVE WHILE I SLEEP.

[ AIR HORN BLARES ]

WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?

>> Mr. Gus: HELP!

I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'D BETTER

HELP MR. GUS.

THEN I'LL GET SOME SLEEP.

[ WHIRL! THUD! ]

UGH!

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S COMING!

>> Pizza Steve: OKAY!

DON'T MOVE!

UNCLE GRANDPA PICKED THE WRONG

DAY TO BECOME A ZOMBIE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GU-U-U-S!

YA-A-A-H!

[ THUD! ]

UGH!

>> Pizza Steve: NOW!

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: WH-WH-WHAT'S

GOING ON?

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, AT LEAST HE

WON'T BE INFECTING ANYBODY DOWN

THERE.

[ SNIFFLES ]

HOPEFULLY HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE

NOW.

>> Pizza Steve: MAY HE REST IN

PEACE, MR. GUS.

>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING. [ SNORES ]

GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.

[ SNORES ]

>> Mr. Gus: MAN, I MISS HIM

ALREADY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: MISS WHO?

YOU AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT

ZOMBIE GUY WHO'S BEEN TRYING TO

SLEEP IN THE R.V. AND LOOKS

EXACTLY LIKE ME, ARE YOU?

PERSONALLY, I'M GLAD HE'S GONE.

[ BLINK! ]

THEY DON'T CALL ME

"UNCLE GRANDPA" FOR NOTHING.

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHOOSH! ]

>> WELCOME TO " WHO WANTS THE

LAST PICKLE?!"

I'M YOUR ANNOUNCER,

TINY MIRACLE!

AND HERE'S YOUR HOST WITH THE

MOST, UNCLE GRANDPA!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU!

THANK YOU!

LET'S MEET OUR LUCKY

CONTESTANTS.

DEFENDING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP

TITLE, THE ONE AND ONLY

PIZZA STEVE!

>> Pizza Steve: HEY!

IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK.

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND COMING ALL

THE WAY FROM

PREHISTORIC-DINOSAUR TIMES,

MR. GUS.

>> Mr. Gus: HOW LONG IS THIS

GONNA TAKE?

>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT.

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER,

PLEASE SHOW OUR CONTESTANTS WHAT

THEY'LL BE PLAYING FOR TODAY.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THE LAST

PICKLE!

OKAY. FIRST QUESTION --

WHO WANTS THE LAST PICKLE?

>> Pizza Steve: OH, OH, OH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YES,

PIZZA STEVE?

>> Pizza Steve: I DO.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT IS

CORRECT!

50 PICKLE POINTS FOR

PIZZA STEVE.

>> Pizza Steve: OOH, YEAH!

THAT PICKLE IS MINE!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

NEXT QUESTION.

WHAT ARE PICKLES?

[ BUZZER ]

MR. GUS?

>> Mr. Gus: PICKLES ARE PICKLED

CUCUMBERS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

I'M SORRY, MR. GUS.

THAT IS INCORRECT.

PIZZA STEVE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO

ANSWER?

>> Pizza Steve: UH, YEAH.

PICKLES ARE PICKLES.

>> Uncle Grandpa: CORRECT!

PICKLES ARE, IN FACT, PICKLES!

>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, BOY!

♪ I'M GONNA GET MY PICKLE ON ♪

>> Mr. Gus: WHATEVER.

HE CAN HAVE IT.

I DON'T EVEN WANT THAT PICKLE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THEN WHY ARE

YOU A CONTESTANT ON MY SHOW?

[ WHOOSH! ]

OH, RIGHT.

>> Pizza Steve: HEY!

WHERE'D MY PICKLE GO?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GULPS ]

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT GAME

SHOW, "WHO ATE PIZZA STEVE'S

PICKLE?!"