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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> NO, NO, NO!
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>> BUT, DAD, I CAN TAKE CARE OF
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A DOG!
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE
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HAVE PETS?
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THAT HAPPENS!
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>> BUT, DAD, IT'LL BE DIFFERENT
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THIS TIME.
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I PROMISE!
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PLEASE?
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>> NO...MEANS...NO!
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DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
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NOW I'M GONNA GO CHOP DOWN A
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TREE.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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>> ONE DAY, I'LL HAVE A REAL
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DOG INSTEAD OF A STUFFED ANIMAL
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LIKE YOU.
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>> HEY, SANDY, WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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YOU CAN TALK?
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>> OF COURSE I CAN TALK.
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>> OH, FLUFFERZ!
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I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE MY DREAMS
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COME TRUE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S A
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PRETTY COOL STUFFED ANIMAL,
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SANDY.
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>> HUH?
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AAH!
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UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING HERE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YOU KNOW.
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JUST DROPPING IN UNEXPECTEDLY.
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>> DON'T YOU NORMALLY CRASH
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INTO HOUSES WITH YOUR RV?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I DO,
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EXCEPT I CRASHED INTO YOUR
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NEIGHBOR'S ON ACCIDENT.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO ANYWAY,
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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YOU TALK TO STUFFED ANIMALS?
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BECAUSE THAT ISN'T SO BAD.
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I LIKE TO TALK TO THE TINY
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MARSHMALLOW THAT LIVES IN MY
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MUSTACHE.
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HELLO, GARY.
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LONG TIME NO SEE.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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YOU'RE HILARIOUS, GARY.
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WHAT'S THAT, GARY?
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SANDY HAS ANOTHER PROBLEM?
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HER DAD WON'T LET HER HAVE A PET
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DOG BECAUSE HE THINKS SHE CAN'T
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TAKE CARE OF IT?
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SANDY!
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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ME AND GARY HAVE THE PERFECT
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PLAN TO GET YOU A DOG THAT YOUR
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DAD WILL APPROVE OF.
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>> YOU DO?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH!
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TELL HER, GARY!
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>> UH, UNCLE GRANDPA, I CAN'T
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HEAR ANYTHING.
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UNCLE GRAND--
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AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BOW WOW!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA?
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IS THAT YOU?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, YOU CAN
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CALL ME UNCLE GRANDPOOCH.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TRAIN ME
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TO PROVE TO YOUR DAD THAT YOU
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CAN BE A RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNER.
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THEN HE'LL LET YOU HAVE A DOG.
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>> HEY! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPOOCH.
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[ GIGGLING ]
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DOWN, BOY, DOWN!
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OKAY. LET'S SEE HERE.
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"HOW TO MAKE YOUR DOG SIT.
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TO SIT THE DOG MUST BEND
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HINDQUARTERS UNTIL DOG REAR IS
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PLACED FIRMLY ON GROUND."
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SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOUGH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH, I
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KNOW HOW TO SIT.
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LIKE THIS.
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>> WAIT. NO, NO!
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NOT MY DAD'S FAVORITE CHAIR!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: JUST GOT TO
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GET IT AT THE RIGHT ANGLE.
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HUH?
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DARN THING'S STUCK!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> ARE YOU OKAY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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>> "THE ROLL OVER IS A TRICK
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THAT IS SURE TO IMPRESS ALL YOUR
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FRIENDS.
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TO START, ORDER THE DOG TO LIE
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ON HIS BACK, THEN GESTURE HIM TO
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ROLL OVER AWAY FROM YOU."
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OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, LAY
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DOWN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!
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NOW WHAT?
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>> ROLL OVER, SILLY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.
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>> OKAY, OKAY, YOU CAN STOP
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NOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU DIDN'T
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TEACH ME HOW.
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WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
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>> UNCLE GRANDPOOOOOOOCH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T STOP!
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>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
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>> YAAAAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, I STOPPED
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ROLLING!
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>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
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>> "GIMME PAW AND SHAKE HANDS."
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WE'LL SEE HOW THIS ONE GOES.
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OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, GIVE ME
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PAW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!
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>> YOU DID IT!
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OKAY.
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NOW SHAKE HANDS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LIKE THIS?
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>> YEAH! THAT'S IT!
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YOU GOT IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SAY, THIS IS
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PRETTY FUN!
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>> STOP! STOP!
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YOU...CAN...STOP...NOW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SO, HOW'D I
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DO?
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>> BANG-UP JOB.
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"GO FETCH IS ONE OF THE
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EASIEST THINGS FOR A DOG TO
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LEARN AND REQUIRES LITTLE IF ANY
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TRAINING."
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THE WAY THIS IS GOING, I'LL
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NEVER PROVE TO MY DAD I CAN HAVE
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A DOG.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, COME ON.
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT!
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>> [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
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YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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GO FETCH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]
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>> THAT'S NOT THE STICK!
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>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> "HOUSEBREAKING, ONE OF THE
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MOST DIFFICULT THINGS TO TRAIN
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YOUR DOG."
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT?
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THIS IS EASY.
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>> UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, NO!
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NOT THAT KIND OF HOUSEBREAKING!
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THE KIND WHERE YOU -- YOU KNOW,
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YOU GO OUTSIDE IN THE YARD AND
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DO YOUR DOGGY BUSINESS.
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[ TOILET FLUSHES, GURGLES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK I
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USED TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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AW, MAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, SANDY,
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> I DON'T THINK I'M CUT OUT
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FOR THIS DOG STUFF.
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MY DAD WAS RIGHT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, COME ON.
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I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
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MMM! MMM!
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I THINK YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT DOG
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TRAINER.
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>> HELP!
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>> MY DAD!
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HE'S IN TROUBLE!
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DADDY!
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>> AAAAAH!
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SANDY, PLEASE HELP!
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AAAAAH!
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>> I'M COMING, DADDY!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> [ GROANS ]
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THIS TREE FELL ON ME.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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WHAT'S
HEDOING IN HERE?!
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOGS?!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE MY OWN DAUGHTER
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WOULD BETRAY ME!
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[ GROANING ]
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>> BUT, DAD, I'VE BEEN TRAINING
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HIM.
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>> YOU? TRAIN?
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I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT!
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OH, GEEZ! MY LEGS!
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>> WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHOW HIM THE
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TRICKS YOU TAUGHT ME.
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>> UH, OKAY.
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HERE GOES NOTHING.
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UNCLE GRANDPOOCH, SIT!
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>> WHAT?!
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>> YOU DID IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW WHAT?
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>> UH, ROLL OVER?
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YEAH! GOOD BOY!
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>> EH. NOT BAD.
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BUT DO YOU KNOW THIS ONE?
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GIVE ME PAW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY!
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>> NOW SHAKE HANDS.
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>> UH-OH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IF YOU SAY SO.
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>> WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
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>> FETCH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M ON IT!
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[ PANTING ]
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>> MY BOYS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> HE DID IT!
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>> WHAT THE...?
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WHERE'D THAT DOG LEARN HOW TO
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CHOP WOOD LIKE THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHE TAUGHT ME.
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>> THAT'S AMAZI--
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OHHHHH!
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>> DADDY, WE GOT TO GET YOU TO
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A HOSPITAL.
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>> BUT I CAN'T DRIVE WITH MY
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LEGS LIKE THEY ARE.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NEED A LIFT?
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>> WHERE'D
YOULEARN TO DRIVE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHE TAUGHT ME.
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[ TING! ]
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UH-OH.
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LOOKS LIKE TRAFFIC IS PRETTY BAD
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RIGHT NOW.
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DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
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I KNOW A SHORTCUT.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE
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YOU'RE GOING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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TRUST ME -- I'M A DOG.
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[ BEAR GRUMBLING ]
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'LL HANDLE
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THIS BOZO.
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[ BARKING ]
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[ BEAR ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?!
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HEY, BUDDY, YOUR SHOELACE IS
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UNTIED.
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>> HUH?
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S RIGHT.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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>> BUH-BUH...
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BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHE TAUGHT ME.
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> YOU'RE HEADED FOR A CLIFF!
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HOW IN THE --
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LET ME GUESS -- YOU TAUGHT HIM?
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>> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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>> [ GASPS ] OH, NO!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]
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>> HOLD IT! READ THE SIGN!
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NO DOGS!
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>> BUT THIS ISN'T ANY ORDINARY
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DOG.
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HE SAVED MY LIFE!
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>> YOU FOLLOW THE RULES OR YOU
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ARE DENIED SERVICE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S OKAY.
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GO ON WITHOUT ME.
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I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE LIKE A GOOD
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BOY.
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>> WE HAVE COMPOUND FRACTURE OF
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THE METATARSALS, SHATTERED
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FEMUR, LOOKS LIKE DOUGLAS FIR
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SPLINTERS IN THE BUTTOCKS,
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PATIENT GOING INTO SHOCK!
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IMMEDIATE SURGERY!
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[ MONITORS BEEPING ]
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>> DOC, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT.
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DO I HAVE A CHANCE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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I'D DEFINITELY SAY SO.
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>> WHAT?!
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A DOG CAN'T PERFORM SURGERY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.
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SHE TAUGHT ME THAT, TOO.
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LET'S GET TO
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WORK.
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THIS SHOULD BE A WALK IN THE
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PARK.
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GET IT, GUYS?
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'CAUSE I'M A DOG?
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>> SANDY?
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>> [ GASPS ] DADDY!
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YOU'RE OKAY!
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>> YEAH, DOCTORS SAY I SHOULD
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BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN IN
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2 YEARS.
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>> HERE'S YOUR BILL, SIR.
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>> 80 GRAND?!
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HOW AM I GONNA PAY THAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.
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I GOT THIS ONE.
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KEEP THE CHANGE.
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>> SANDY, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT
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THIS
DOGBUSINESS.
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>> I KNOW.
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I-I'M SORRY I DISOBEYED YOU AND
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GOT A DOG EVEN WHEN YOU TOLD ME
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NOT TO.
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>> SANDY, WHAT I SAW TODAY WAS
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SO AMAZING, YOU HAVE
MORETHAN
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PROVEN TO ME THAT YOU ARE
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CAPABLE OF BEING A DOG OWNER.
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>> YES!
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THANK YOU, DAD!
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I PROMISE I'LL DO A GOOD JOB!
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>> NOW YOU TWO STAY OUT OF
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TROUBLE.
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I'M GONNA GO FOR A HIKE!
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>> THANKS SO MUCH,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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BUT YOU CAN'T BE MY DOG FOREVER.
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DON'T YOU HAVE OTHER KIDS TO
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HELP?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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BE BACK IN TWO SHAKES OF A TAIL.
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HEY, SANDY.
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CHECK THIS OUT!
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>> [ BARKS ]
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>> FLUFFERZ! YOU'RE REAL!
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BUT HOW'D YOU DO IT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: A LITTLE
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SOMETHING I CALL FRANKENSTEIN
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JUICE.
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANKIE?
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> WOW! SO COOL!
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ISN'T THAT COOL, FLUFFERZ?
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[ GIGGLING ]
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UNCLE GRANDPA, I JUST WANNA TELL
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YOU HOW THANKFUL I AM FOR YOUR
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HELP.
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I LEARNED THAT TAKING CARE OF A
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DOG IS A LOT OF WORK BUT TOTALLY
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WORTH IT.
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[ TOILET FLUSHES, GURGLES ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, I THINK I
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USED TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
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AGAIN.
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INTERPRETATIVE HOT-DOG DANCE.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OOOOH!
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WORKOUT TIME, FOR MR. GUS!
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH.
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>> Pizza Steve: DUDE, LIFTING
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SOME SERIOUS IRON I SEE.
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NOT AS MUCH AS ME, OF COURSE.
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BREAKIN' A SWEAT YET, BUDDY?
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NOT ME.
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I'M JUST GETTING STRAIGHT
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RIPPED, JACKED, YOKED!
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AND FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, AT
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ABOUT TWICE YOUR RATE.
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I GUESS YOU COULD SAY...
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I'M RAISING THE BAR.
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH?
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WHY DON'T YOU RAISE IT HIGHER?
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU MEAN LIKE
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THIS?
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>> Mr. Gus: HIGHER.
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>> Pizza Steve: LIKE THIS?
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>> Mr. Gus: HIGHER.
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>> Pizza Steve: GUESS
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PIZZA STEVE HAS TO SHOW YOU HOW
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IT'S DONE!
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[ POP! ]
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AAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAH! HELP!
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OOF!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HELP!
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>> Mr. Gus: THANKS FOR SHOWING
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ME HOW IT'S DONE, BUDDY.
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