Original subtitles

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,

EVERYBODY.

WHO'S READY FOR SLEEPOVER DREAM

NIGHT?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: YAY!

>> Belly Bag: ALL RIGHT!

>> Mr. Gus: HOT DOG.

>> Uncle Grandpa: TO THE DREAM

FORT!

NIGHT-NIGHT, SUPER-STRONG

DINOSAUR GUY MR. GUS.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MY COOL DUDE

JOKESTER PIZZA STEVE.

NIGHT-NIGHT, SWEET GIANT

REALISTIC FLYING TIGER.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MAGICAL BELLY BAG.

NIGHT-NIGHT, INCREDIBLY HANDSOME

UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa #2:

NIGHT-NIGHT.

DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.

LIGHTS OUT, EVERYBODY.

>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]

HOW COME I ALWAYS HAVE TO PUT

OUT THE DANG LIGHTS?

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SIGHS ]

[ SNORING ]

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: SPAGHETTI!

HUH?

YOU HEAR A NOISE?

>> Belly Bag: I THINK I HEARD A

NOISE.

DID YOU?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: I THINK I HEARD

A NOISE, TOO.

DID YOU HEAR A NOISE?

>> Mr. Gus: I THINK I HEARD A

NOISE, AS WELL.

DID YOU HEAR A --

OH.

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, WELL.

MUST HAVE BEEN A DREAM.

>> Pizza Steve: BUT WE WEREN'T

DREAMING.

WE WEREN'T EVEN ASLEEP YET.

>> Uncle Grandpa: JUST A THEORY.

NIGHT-NIGHT.

>> Mr. Gus: [ GROANS ]

[ MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: SWEET DREAMS,

DARLINGS.

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

[ PLINK! ]

>> Mr. Gus: THERE IT IS AGAIN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S WHAT

AGAIN?

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Pizza Steve: THAT NOISE!

IT WAS SORT OF LIKE

[ SQUAWKS, GROWLS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, THAT

NOISE.

I SAY WE FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF MY

GREAT GRANDCOUSIN NEPHEW DRACULA

AND IGNORE IT.

SWEET DREAMS, DARLINGS.

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

[ SQUAWKING ]

[ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

[ SQUAWKING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SCREAMS ]

>> Belly Bag: [ SCREAMS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ SCREAMS ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ SCREAMS ]

[ GRUMBLING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, WAS THAT

REALLY NECESSARY?

>> Mr. Gus: I'M SORRY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

IT'S JUST -- JUST...THAT NOISE!

>> Pizza Steve: YEAH,

UNCLE GRANDPA.

THAT NOISE IS PUTTING

PIZZA STEVE ON EDGE, COSTING

PIZZA STEVE VALUABLE HANDSOME

GENTLEMAN SLEEP.

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> Belly Bag: WE CAN'T SLEEP!

AND IF WE CAN'T SLEEP, WE CAN'T

DREAM!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND IF WE

CAN'T DREAM AT SLEEPOVER DREAM

NIGHT, WHAT'S THE POINT OF

ANYTHING?!

[ SOBBING ]

NO.

I'M OKAY.

GROWN MEN DON'T CRY...

EXCEPT WHEN THEY GET CHASED BY

COYOTES.

ANYWAY, I WILL FIND OUT WHERE

THAT NOISE IS COMING FROM, AND I

WILL NOT REST UNTIL I FIND IT.

>> Belly Bag: BUT WE CAN'TREST

UNTIL WE FIND IT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S EXACTLY

MY POINT.

MR. GUS, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, WE PROBABLY

SHOULD SEARCH AROUND THE R.V.

AND FIND WHERE THE NOISE IS

COMING FROM AND STOP IT.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HERE, NOISE!

COME HERE, NOISE!

COME HERE, BOY!

>> [ SQUAWKING ]

[ POP! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK IT'S

COMING FROM HERE.

> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OR NOT.

>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]

>> Belly Bag: NO, TIGER.

IT'S COMING FROM THE CHEESE AND

STICK CASSEROLE.

[ SPLAT! ]

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Mr. Gus: THE VIDEO GAME!

[ GRUNTS ]

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: AAH!

SLEEPOVER DREAM NIGHT IS IN

JEOPARDY!

WE GOTTA SEARCH EVERY ROOM IN

THE R.V. UNTIL WE FIND THAT

MYSTERY NOISE.

HA!

[ FWOOSH! ]

[ FWOOSH! ]

[ ALL PANTING ]

HEY. I THINK WE STOPPED THE --

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Pizza Steve: WE'VE RIPPED

APART EVERY ROOM, AND STILL

NOTHING!

>> Mr. Gus: WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN

ONE THING.

>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T STAND UP

IN A CANOE?

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.

THAT'S RIGHT, TIGER.

IT MUST BE COMING FROM INSIDE

THE WALLS.

>> Mr. Gus: LET'S HAVE US A

LISTEN.

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.

THAT WON'T WORK.

THIS WILL WORK.

IT'S MY SPECIAL McDONKEY'S

COLLECTORS' CUP.

[ POP! ]

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: I GOT IT.

I GOT IT.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Mr. Gus: IT'S COMING FROM

THAT WALL!

>> Pizza Steve: NO!

THAT WALL, YOU DUM-DUM!

[ GRUNTING ]

>> [ SQUAWKING ]

>> Mr. Gus: THAT WALL!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]

>> [ GOBBLES ]

>> Pizza Steve: THAT WALL!

[ ALL PANTING ]

AT LAST!

THAT NOISE FINALLY STOPPED!

[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ SCREAMS ]

[ ALL SOBBING ]

>> Belly Bag: I CAN'T TAKE IT

ANYMORE!

WHAT'S CAUSING THIS NOISE?!

>> Mr. Gus: THEN IT MUST BE...

ONE OF US!

>> Pizza Steve: OH, REALLY, HUH?

THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

'CAUSE IF YOU ASK PIZZA STEVE,

HE'D SAY IT'S MR. GUS!

>> Mr. Gus: [ GASPS ]

>> All: HMM.

>> Mr. Gus: DON'T -- DON'T

BELIEVE HIM.

YOU ALL KNOW I'M JUST A FRIENDLY

NEIGHBORHOOD DINOSAUR.

YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL CULPRIT

IS -- UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

NO.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU'RE ALL DELUSIONAL.

YOU -- YOU STAND BACK NOW, YOU

HEAR?

I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY.

I'M WARNING YOU.

NOT ANOTHER STEP.

AAH!

[ ALL GASP ]

>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Pizza Steve: [ GRUNTS ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Belly Bag: [ GRUNTS ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: ET TU,

BELLY BAG?

OH, BROTHER.

I DID IT.

I FINALLY STOPPED THE NOISE.

I FINALLY STOPPED THE NOISE!

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GASPS ]

HUH?!

>> Uncle Grandpa #2: [ SQUAWKS,

GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!

IWAS THE ONE MAKING THE NOISE.

IF I'M EVER GOING TO GET SOME

SLEEP, I'M GONNA HAVE TO KNOCK

MYSELF OUT TO STOP THE NOISE.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ MOANING ]

[ THUD! ]

HUH?

HEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED NOW?

>> Pizza Steve: [ CHUCKLES ]

I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.

BUT I'LL LET SOMEONE ELSE

EXPLAIN IT.

>> Mr. Gus: WE MUST HAVE BEEN

ASLEEP IN OUR SLEEPOVER DREAM

NIGHT FOR THE WHOLE TIME,

DREAMING.

>> Pizza Steve: EXACTLY.

AND WE WERE DREAMING THE SAME

DREAM BECAUSE WE WERE ASLEEP IN

THE SAME BED.

>> Mr. Gus: UH, SURE.

THAT'S WHY.

>> Belly Bag: WOW.

SO, WE DIDEND UP HAVING A CRAZY

AWESOME DREAM.

>> Mr. Gus: I THINK IT WAS MORE

OF A NIGHTMARE.

>> Pizza Steve: WE DREAMED THAT

WE WENT CRAZY, DESTROYED THE

R.V., AND BEAT EACH OTHER UP?

THAT'S NO NIGHTMARE.

THAT'S THE BEST DREAM EVER!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

>> Mr. Gus: I'M JUST GLAD THE

NOISE FINALLY STOPPED.

>> [ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

[ SQUAWKS, GOBBLES ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: OH!

SO, THE NOISE WE HEARD IN OUR

DREAM WAS JUST OUR BREAKFAST

BIRD LETTING US KNOW THAT

BREAKFAST WAS READY.

>> [ GOBBLES ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT WAS THE BEST SLEEPOVER

DREAM NIGHT EVER!

>> Mr. Gus: I'M SORRY WE ALL GOT

INTO A FIGHT, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S OKAY,

MR. GUS.

WARS DON'T DECIDE WHO'S RIGHT.

THEY DECIDE WHO'S LEFT.

NOW LET'S GO EAT THAT ANNOYING

BREAKFAST BIRD FOR BREAKFAST.

>> [ SQUAWKS ]

HOLD IT.

HO-O-O-O-O-LD IT.

>> Uncle Grandpa #2: OOH, A

CAMERA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOLD IT.

>> IT'S TIME FOR "TIGER TALK!"

WITH YOUR HOST,

GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!

[ APPLAUSE ]

TODAY'S TOPIC -- ROOM MATE

PROBLEMS.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: WELL, TIGER, WE'RE

HERE TODAY BECAUSE I'VE HAD

ENOUGH OF PIZZA STEVE LEAVING

HIS DIRTY PEANUT-BUTTER KNIFE ON

THE KITCHEN SINK ALL THE TIME.

IF YOU USE THE KNIFE, WASH IT.

DON'T JUST LEAVE IT OUT.

YEAH.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.

>> Pizza Steve: I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, TIGER.

I DON'T EVEN EAT PEANUT BUTTER.

>> Mr. Gus: YOU'RE EATING A

PEANUT-BUTTER SANDWICH RIGHT

NOW.

>> Pizza Steve: WHA-- IT'S THE

FIRST ONE I'VE EVER HAD.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Mr. Gus: HA!

DNA TESTING THE KNIFE -- TIGER,

THAT'S SMART.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING

OUT OF THIS ONE, PIZZA STEVE.

>> Pizza Steve: I DIDN'T DO

ANYTHING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THE RESULTS

ARE IN.

AND...

I CAN'T READ THIS.

>> Pizza Steve: I'LL READ IT.

THE DNA TEST SAYS THE KNIFE

BELONGS TO...

MR. GUS!

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT?!

LET ME SEE THAT.

[ CHOMP! GULP! ]

>> Pizza Steve: OOPS.

TOO LATE.

SORRY.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT,

HUT.

[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT?!

I HAVE TO GO TO BOOT CAMP?!

THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

WAIT!

>> Pizza Steve: HAVE FUN AT

CAMP.

DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE

HAVE, FRIENDS.

THANKS FOR WATCHING

"TIGER TALK."

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR A SHOCKING

SECRET CONFESSION SPECIAL.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Distorted ]

I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT THIS,

TIGER.

I USED YOUR LITTER BOX

YESTERDAY...

TO BAKE LASAGNA.

>> Pizza Steve: WAIT, WHAT?

[ CREAK! CREAK! ]

[ CRE-E-E-AK! ]

[ WHIP! ]

[ CLANK! ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT WAS

PRETTY CRAZY.