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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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IS THAT A SPACE ALIEN?!
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>> Belly Bag: NO, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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IT'S A CACTUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CACTUSES ARE
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COOL.
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[ STRAINING ]
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[ FARTS ]
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HMM.
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HEY, GUYS, CAN I GET SOME HELP
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PULLING THIS CACTUS OUT?
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>> Mr. Gus: HMM...
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NO.
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UM...
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NAH.
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY, THERE,
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MR. GUS.
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UNCLE GRANDPA NEEDS SOME HELP
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PULLING A CACTUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY.
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JUST CLEANING SOME STUFF OUT.
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BE RIGHT THERE.
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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WOW. I THINK THE LAST TIME I HAD
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THESE ON WAS 1993.
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[ PTERODACTYL SQUAWKS ]
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>> NICE JORTS!
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HEY, WE'RE ALL GOING FOR A SWIM
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IN THOSE NEW TAR PITS.
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WANT TO COME?
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>> Mr. Gus: MAYBE LATER.
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THEM WERE SOME GOOD TIMES.
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I WONDER IF THESE STILL FIT.
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ STRAINING ]
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[ SPLAT! ]
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THESE ARE WAY TOO SMALL.
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I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, GET
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OUT HERE!
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, NO!
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IF I GO OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE
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THIS....
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YOU GUYS NEED SOME HELP PULLING
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A CACTUS?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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GOOD THING NOBODY'S SEEN ME IN
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THESE YET.
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I'D BE A LAUGHINGSTOCK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS, WHAT
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ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!
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WE NEED YOUR MUSCLES TO PULL
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THIS CACTUS OUT!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH.
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I CAN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF THIS
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TIME, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT AN
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IMPORTANT CALL TO MAKE.
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HI. MR. PRESIDENT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MAN,
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PIZZA STEVE KNOWS EVERYBODY.
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, ONE SECOND!
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[ STRAINING ]
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[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
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OH, NO!
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MY JORTS ARE STUCK!
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[ GASPING ]
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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I CAN'T GO OUT THERE.
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I'LL LOOK LIKE A FOOL!
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I'LL NEED A TINY MIRACLE TO GET
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THESE OFF.
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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY, "TINY
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MIRACLE"?
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>> Mr. Gus: TINY MIRACLE --
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UNCLE GRANDPA'S ROBOT HELPER.
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THANK GOODNESS!
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HELP ME GET THESE JORTS OFF!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT?
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>> OH, NOTHING.
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PERHAPS I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS
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STARTED.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ CAT MEOWS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS IS TAKING WAY
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TOO LONG.
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I BET I CAN JUST STRETCH THESE
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OUT TO GET THEM OFF.
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[ STRAINING ]
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>> WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR
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LEGS, MR. GUS?
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: ALMOST...THERE.
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>> YOU BETTER HOPE ALL THAT
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PRESSURE DOESN'T MAKE THOSE
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JORTS...
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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...SNAP.
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>> Pizza Steve: UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I WISH MR. GUS
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WOULD GET OUT HERE.
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MR. GUS, HURRY UP AND HELP US!
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, THAT DIDN'T
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WORK.
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I GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND HELP
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THEM.
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OH, BUT THEY'LL LAUGH AT ME
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LOOKING LIKE THIS.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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I CAN JUST GREASE THESE JORTS
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UP.
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THEY'LL SLIDE OFF LIKE A LAYER
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OF SKIN IN THE SUMMER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> DON'T WORRY. ALMOST DONE.
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>> Mr. Gus: "AUNTIE GRANDPA'S
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BUTTER FLAVORED SOY SQUEEZINS.'"
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AS LONG AS IT'S SLIPPERY.
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[ ZIP! SPLAT! ]
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YUCK!
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[ GROANING ]
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[ STRAINING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, TIGER,
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YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, ME
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NEITHER.
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>> Mr. Gus: DARN IT!
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THAT WAS CLOSE!
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REMOVING THESE JORTS IS GONNA
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TAKE AN EXTREME SOLUTION.
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AND I'D BETTER DO IT QUICK
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BEFORE THEY SEE ME.
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THIS BETTER WORK, 'CAUSE I'M
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RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.
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[ GASPING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ONE MORE TUG
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SHOULD DO IT.
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HEAVE...HO!
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>> AAAH!
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>> Belly Bag: YOU WERE RIGHT,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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THAT IS A SPACE ALIEN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SPACE ALIENS
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ARE COOL!
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AAH!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SNORING ]
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FUZZY WUZZLES.
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MWAH!
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WHAT THE...AAH!
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>> Mr. Gus: [ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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WHAT AM I DOING?!
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NOT WANTING TO BE LAUGHED AT IS
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PUTTING MY FRIENDS IN DANGER.
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YOU GUYS NEED SOME HELP PICKING
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A CACTUS!?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!
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YEAH, WE DID, BUT IT TURNS OUT
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THAT IT REALLY WASN'T A CACTUS
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AT ALL, BUT A SPACE ALIEN FROM
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OUTER SPACE.
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FROM UNDERGROUND.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, WHATEVER YOU
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ARE...
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I SUGGEST YOU LET GO OF MY
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FRIENDS.
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HUH?
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>> [ ROARS ]
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HUH?
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> WHAT?
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[ GASPS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA, MR. GUS.
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YOU'RE REALLY CRACKING HIM UP.
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>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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[ CRACKLING ]
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HUH?
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[ SLOOP! SLOOP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, I GUESS
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I AM.
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HEY, UGLY!
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[ SLOOP! ]
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YOU LIKE THESE JORTS?
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU THINK THEY'RE
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FUNNY?
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>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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>> Mr. Gus: DO THEY MAKE YOU
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LAUGH??
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, I GET IT.
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THIS ALIEN IS CRACKING UP
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BECAUSE YOU'RE CRACKING HIM UP
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WITH YOUR SKIN-TIGHT JORTS.
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>> Belly Bag: KEEP IT COMING,
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MR. GUS!
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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THE PRESIDENT SAYS YOUR COUNTRY
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IS BEHIND YOU.
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, I DON'T CARE
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WHAT YOU THINK, BECAUSE I WEAR
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THESE JORTS WITH PRIDE!
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>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE CACTUS!
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[ Z-Z-Z-ZIP! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> All: WE'RE ALIVE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND IT'S ALL
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THANKS TO THOSE FINE-LOOKING
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JORTS YOU'RE WEARING, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: WELL, I WAS JUST
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DOING MY JOB, UNCLE -- WAIT A
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MINUTE.
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DID YOU SAY "FINE-LOOKING
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JORTS"?
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CALM DOWN,
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GIRL.
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I KNOW MR. GUS LOOKS REALLY
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HANDSOME RIGHT NOW IN HIS JORTS,
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BUT --
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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I AGREE.
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AND THEY FIT SO PERFECTLY.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, MAN.
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LOOKIN' GOOD.
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OF COURSE, I'VE GOT LIKE 10,000
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PAIRS OF JORTS EXACTLY LIKE
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THOSE, BUT I, UH, LENT THEM ALL
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TO MR. GUS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE SUCH A
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NICE GUY, PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Mr. Gus: SO, UH, YOU GUYS
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AREN'T GONNA LAUGH AT HOW
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RIDICULOUS I LOOK IN THESE?
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>> Belly Bag: WHAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY WOULD I DO
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THAT?
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>> Mr. Gus: GOOD, BECAUSE I'M
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PLANNING ON WEARING THESE JORTS
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FOREVER!
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>> OKAY, READY FOR JORTS
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REMOVAL.
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[ SPLAT! BONG! ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS IS
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NOT WEARING PANTS!
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT I NEVER WEAR
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PANTS.
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[ GROANS ]
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NEVER MIND.
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[ ZIP! ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ UP-BEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AND NOW,
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"A SLICE OF LIFE" WITH...
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PIZZA STEVE!
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[ GUITAR SOLO ]
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'SUP, BRO-A-SAURUS GUS?
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>> Mr. Gus: MAKIN' TOAST.
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>> Pizza Steve: NICE, NICE.
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SO, ANYWAY...
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YEAH, ALL OF MY CRAZY-AWESOME
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FRIENDS ARE COMING TO VISIT.
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[ POP! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: MM.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEP, I HAVE A
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LOT OF FRIENDS, AND THEY ALL
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LOVE LOUD NOISES, PRACTICING
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ITALIAN KARATE AT MIDNIGHT,
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SCHOOLIN' FOOLS, CHEWING WITH
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THEIR MOUTHS OPEN, AND LOOKIN'
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BEAUTIFUL.
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THEY'RE BASICALLY JUST LIKE ME.
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AND BY THAT, I MEAN, AWESOME!
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LET'S SEE. THERE'S PIZZA PETE.
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HE'S ALL INTO PYROTECHNICS AND
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SETTING STUFF ABLAZE AND
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WHATNOT.
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[ AIR HORNS BLOWING ]
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THEN THERE'S PIZZA WAYNE --
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HANDLES AIR HORNS LIKE NOBODY'S
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BIZ-NASS.
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OH, AND PIZZA CHAD.
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FOOL LIKES TO CHAINSAW STUFF.
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AND PIZZA BEEF SUPREME THE
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MIGHTY IS COOL, PLAYS GUITAR IN
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A DEATH-METAL BAND!
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AND PIZZA BAZERKER IS THE
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CRAZIEST SLICE EVER.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH. YEAH? UH HUH.
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[ CRUNCHING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, SO MANY
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AWESOME FRIENDS.
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SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU DON'T HAVE ALL
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THOSE FRIENDS.
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YOU JUST SAID THAT TO GET UNDER
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MY SKIN.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S PROBABLY
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THEM NOW.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
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FRIENDS.
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>> [ Panting ] SOMEBODY ORDER A
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PIZZA?
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[ SCREAMS, TRUCK HORN BLARES ]
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>> Pizza Steve: THANKS, M.G.
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I OWE YOU A 20-SPOT.
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COME ON, BROS, TO MR. GUS' ROOM.
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THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE A RAGER!
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WHOO!
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>> Mr. Gus: NOW, THAT'S JUST
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SAD.
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>> Pizza Steve: YO, WHAT'S
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SHAKIN', FELLAS?
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>> Mr. Gus: HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY
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FRIENDS, SO HE ORDERS A PIZZA.
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[ UP-TEMPO GUITAR SOLO ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WHOA-HO!
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COOL GUITAR SOLO, BRO!
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[ CHAIN SAW WHIRRING ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THIS CAN'T BE FOR
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REAL.
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HUH? "OCCUPIED"?
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH!
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PARTY DOWN, FELLAS.
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>> Mr. Gus: NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH.
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I GOT TO SEE THIS.
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>> Pizza Steve: NICE
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PYROTECHNICS, DUDE!
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[ SOLO, WHIRRING CONTINUE ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH!
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WAY TO HANDLE THAT AIR HORN!
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>> Mr. Gus: NICE PARTY.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, HEY, M.G.
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YOU JUST MISSED IT.
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YEAH, THE BROS HAD TO BAIL EARLY
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THIS TIME, BUT, MAN, WHAT A
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RAGER.
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>> Mr. Gus: NOW, THAT'S JUST
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SAD
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[ UP-BEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ WHOOSH! PLINK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE BETTER CALL
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AN EXTERMINATOR.
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WE GOT ANTS!
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>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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