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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Belly Bag: GOOD MORNING,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BELLY BAG,
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WHAT DOES UNCLE GRANDPA HAVE IN
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STORE FOR US TODAY?
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>> Belly Bag: WHY DON'T YOU TELL
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ME?
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YOU'RE UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I AM? YES!
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GOOD MORNING, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S 3:00 IN THE
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AFTER--
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SHOW ME YOUR
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MUSCLES.
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS.
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU'RE WELCOME,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!
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HAND HUG.
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[ CLICK! CREAK! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU KNOW I
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INVENTED THE HAND HUG.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU DID?
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>> Pizza Steve: YEP.
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THAT AND ELEPHANTS.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU DIDN'T INVENT
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ELEPHANTS.
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THE ELEPHANT EVOLVED OVER
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MILLIONS OF --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!
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YOU'RE THE COOLEST, PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: I KNOW.
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>> Belly Bag: HEY, PIZZA STEVE,
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING
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TODAY?
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>> Pizza Steve: DON'T YOU GUYS
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REMEMBER?
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UNCLE GRANDPA SET US ALL UP ON
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MYSTERY DATES TONIGHT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DID? YES!
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT IF WE'RE ALL OUT
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ON MYSTERY DATES, WHO'S GONNA
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WATCH THE R.V. WHILE WE'RE GONE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOTHING TO
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WORRY ABOUT.
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I INSTALLED A SECURITY SYSTEM
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2,000 YEARS AGO.
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA, I
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DON'T THINK A BARBARIAN CLUB IS
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A VERY GOOD SECURITY SYSTEM
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ANYMORE.
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>> Pizza Steve: PLUS, IT'S BEEN
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BUSTED FOR YEARS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE JUST NEED
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TO FIX IT AND UPDATE THE O.S. A
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LITTLE BIT.
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[ BEEPING, BUZZING ]
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THERE. O.S. UPDATED.
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NOW WE CAN GO ON OUR MYSTERY
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DATES AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY
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ABOUT ANYONE STEALING OUR COOL
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STUFF.
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>> Mr. Gus: LET'S HOPE IT WORKS.
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BUT I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION.
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IF WE'RE ALL DOING THIS, THEN
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WHO'S DRIVING?
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[ ALL GROAN ]
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>> Pizza Steve: WE CRASHED!
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
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MEANS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I GOT TO GO
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MAKE SOME KID'S WILDEST DREAMS
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COME TRUE!
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>> Mr. Gus: OKAY, BUT HURRY
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BACK.
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WE CAN'T GO ON OUR MYSTERY DATES
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WITHOUT YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, YOU'RE OUR
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HOOK-UP!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROWLS ]
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>> THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH MY
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PIANO RECITAL, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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[ POP! ]
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NOW TIME TO CRUISE OVER TO OUR
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MYSTERY DATES.
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[ SQUEAKS ]
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[ BEEPING, BUZZING ]
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OH, NO! I'M LOCKED OUT!
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>> Belly Bag: BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR
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MYSTERY DATES?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT TO WORRY,
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MORNING GLORY.
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I'LL JUST USE MY SUPER-SECRET
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PASSWORD KNOCK TO OPEN THE DOOR.
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HELP! HELP! LET ME IN!
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LET ME IN! AAH! LET ME IN!
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AAH! AAH! AAH! LET ME IN!
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LET ME IN! HELP!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE PIZZA STEVE AND
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MR. GUS DIDN'T HEAR MY
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SUPER-SECRET PASSWORD KNOCK.
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LET'S LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW
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AND GET THEIR ATTENTION.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ POP! SQUEAK! ]
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NOT IN THE OFFICE.
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[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
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[ POP! SQUEAK! ]
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[ ANIMALS SCREECHING ]
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NOT IN THE BATHROOM.
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[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
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[ POP! SQUEAK! ]
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LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
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SORRY. WRONG WINDOW.
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[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
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WELL, I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T
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HAVE TO COME TO THIS.
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>> Belly Bag: NO, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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YOU DON'T MEAN...
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.
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PIZZA STEVE, MR. GUS,
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GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER,
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AND YOU ARE COUNTING ON ME, AND
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NO BEAUTIFUL DOOR IS GONNA STAND
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IN THE WAY OF ME BRINGING MY
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BEST-FRIEND ROOMMATES ON OUR
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MYSTERY DATES.
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>> Belly Bag: THAT'S CRAZY, MAN!
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YOU BETTER BACK UP A LITTLE BIT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I BETTER BACK UP.
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I DON'T WANT TO DESTROY THE R.V.
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I JUST WANT TO BREAK THE DOOR
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DOWN.
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AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ SQUEAK! SLOOP! ]
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, NO!
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SOMEONE MUST BE TRYING TO BREAK
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IN TO STEAL ALL OF PIZZA STEVE'S
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COOL PIZZA STUFF.
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AND IT'S UP TO YOU TO PROTECT
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US, MR. GUS.
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE
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PICKED A BETTER WEAPON THAN A
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SPOON?
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S THE ONLY THING
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I COULD FIND ON SHORT NOTICE.
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WHAT WEAPON DID YOU CHOOSE?
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>> Pizza Steve: MY MIND IS A
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LETHAL WEAPON.
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>> Mr. Gus: TOO BAD IT'S NEVER
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LOADED.
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>> Pizza Steve: WAIT!
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I HEAR SOMETHING! LOOK!
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OVER IN THAT BUSH.
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OKAY, LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT --
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YOU SCOOP HIS FACE OFF, WHILE I
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SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ PANTING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SHRIEKS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Panting ]
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GOOD...
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MORNING.
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>> Mr. Gus: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WE THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO
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BREAK IN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN EXPLAIN.
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OKAY, SO, JUST LIKE YOU, I WAS
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OUTSIDE, AND...
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[ Muffled ] YOU WERE INSIDE,
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LIKE THIS.
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AND THEN WHEN I TRIED TO OPEN
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THE DOOR, IT WAS LOCKED, LIKE
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THIS.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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OH, NO.
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NOW I'M LOCKED INSIDE FROM THE
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OUTSIDE!
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>> Pizza Steve: TURN OFF THAT
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DUMB ALARM!
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WE CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?!
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I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU!
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I BETTER TURN OFF THIS DUMB
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ALARM.
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
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ACTIVATED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOPS.
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S LOCKED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HELP! HELP!
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YOU GUYS GOT TO GET ME OUT OF
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HERE!
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT'S IT.
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WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO OUR
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MYSTERY DATES NOW.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW WHAT WE
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NEED TO GET US OUT OF THIS?
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WE NEED TO CALL UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Pizza Steve: DUH!
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BUT HE'S LOCKED IN THE R.V.
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>> Mr. Gus: IT'S WORTH A TRY.
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BULLOO-OO-WOOT!
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BULLOO-OO-WOOT!
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BULLOO-OO-WOOT!
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>> Pizza Steve: PLEASE.
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THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CALL
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Mr. Gus: BULLOO-OO-WOOT!
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IT'S NOT?
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>> Pizza Steve: ALLOW ME.
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[ ZIP! WHOOSH! ]
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[ SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: GOOD
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MORNING.
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ Muffled ]
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I'M LOCKED INSIDE AND I
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ACCIDENTALLY SET OFF THE
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SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
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YOU GOT TO SAVE ME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: OH, THAT'S
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EASY.
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WE'VE JUST GOT TO DISARM THE
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SECURITY SYSTEM.
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY. SO, WHAT?
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WE ENTER AN OVERRIDE CODE?
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>> Mr. Gus: OR CUT THE RED WIRE
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OR SOMETHING?
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: NO.
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WE JUST RIP OFF ITS ARMS.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT ARMS?
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: THOSE ARMS.
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'CAUSE WHEN THE U.G. R.V.
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SELF-DESTRUCTS, IT DESTRUCTS
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ITSELF AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN
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THE WORLD.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES, RUMBLING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SCREAMS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: ALL RIGHT,
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LADY AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S HAMMER
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TIME!
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AHHH!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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PIZZA...SLICE!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ SCREAMS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: IT'S YOUR
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TURN, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: JUST IN CASE I DON'T
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MAKE IT BACK, THANKS FOR
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EVERYTHING, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: DON'T
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MENTION IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AAH! AAH!
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[ GROANS ]
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OH, THERE'S MY FAVORITE, BANANA!
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: OKAY,
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MR. GUS, YOU HOLD IT DOWN.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
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BELLY BAG, YOU READY FOR THIS?
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>> Belly Bag: IS A FAT BABY
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FUNKY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: OF COURSE IT
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IS.
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AHHHH!
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[ CLINK! CLINK! CLINK! ]
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[ CRACK! ]
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[ CLOP! ]
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[ CREAK! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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[ ZIP! ]
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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HOLD HER STEADY, MR. GUS.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ STRAINING ]
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[ ZAPPING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> Pizza Steve: THAT WAS
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AWESOME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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FUN TIMES.
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AND, IF WE HURRY, WE CAN STILL
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MAKE OUR MYSTERY DATES.
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>> Belly Bag: I CAN'T BELIEVE
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WE'VE BEEN STOOD UP!
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>> Pizza Steve: THIS HAS NEVER
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HAPPENED TO PIZZA STEVE BEFORE.
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HOW DARE THOSE WOMEN?
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>> Mr. Gus: I GUESS I'M NEVER
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GETTING MARRIED.
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[ ALL PANTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa 2: GOOD
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MORNING.
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SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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I GOT LOCKED OUT.
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>> All: HUH?
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>> Mr. Gus: SO, YOU GOT US
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MYSTERY DATES...
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>> Pizza Steve: WITH OURSELVES?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.
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PRETTY MYSTERIOUS, HUH?
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>> GRFT 2: [ GROWLING ]
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>> Belly Bag 2: NICE! COOL!
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SOMEONE'S BEEN READING MY DIARY.
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>> Pizza Steve: MAGIC!
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>> Belly Bag: NICE!
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OH, THIS IS PERFECT!
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NOBODY LOVES US MORE THAN
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OURSELVES.
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YOU'RE THE BEST, UNCLE GRANDPAS.
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>> Both: WE ARE? YES!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!
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PIZZA STEVE!
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WHERE ARE YOU, DUDE?
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PIZZA...STEVE!!
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HMM. I WONDER WHERE PIZZA STEVE
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IS.
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PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: [ MUFFLED
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SCREAMING ]
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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[ BEEP ]
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>> [ HISSING ]
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>> [ SNIFFS ]
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>> HEY, LADY.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, LADY?
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NEED SOME GAS?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> YEAH, LADY.
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THERE'S NO GAS HERE FOR Y--
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>> I DON'T LIKE YOUR MOUTH.
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ ZAPPING ]
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>> AHHH!
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>> HEY, LADY.
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WAIT, LADY.
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WE WERE JUST TRYING TO TELL
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YOU -- THERE'S NO GAS HERE FOR
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YOU.
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THERE'S NO GAS HERE FOR ANYONE.
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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>> OOPS.
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SO, WHERE CAN I GET SOME GAS?
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[ ZAPPING ]
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OOPS.
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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YUMMY.
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MMM! MMM!
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>> Belly Bag: HEY,
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UNCLE GRANDPA, HOW'S YOUR LUNCH
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BREAK?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH. I DON'T
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KNOW.
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HEY, MR. GUS, HOW'S MY LUNCH
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BREAK, AGAIN?
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[ CRACK! ]
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>> Mr. Gus: YOUR LUNCH BREAKS
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LIKE THAT.
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>> Belly Bag: WOW!
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>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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