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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ CRASH ]
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>> SO, UH, DO I, UH, GET MY
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DRIVER'S LICENSE NOW?
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>> WELL, LET ME SEE.
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NO!
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>> BUT -- BUT...
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>> YOU WILL
NEVERGET A LICENSE,
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BECAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT
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DRIVING A CAR!
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YOU FAILED, MARY!
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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[ CRASH ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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>> AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AAH!
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>> AAH!
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OH, IT'S YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, MARY,
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH, ME TOO.
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SO, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
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>> ALL OF MY FRIENDS PASSED
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THEIR DRIVER'S TEST, AND I JUST
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FAILED MINE FOR THE 10th TIME.
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I GUESS I'LL NEVER GET THE
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FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE THAT
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COMES WITH DRIVING A CAR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: FREEDOM AND
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INDEPENDENCE, HUH?
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SAY NO MORE.
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[ POP ]
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[ CLUNK! ]
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I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DRIVE.
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>> BUT I
KNOWHOW TO DRIVE.
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I JUST GET REALLY NERVOUS, AND
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THEN I MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU MAY KNOW
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HOW TO DRIVE, BUT DO YOU KNOW
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HOW TO DRIVE THE UNCLE GRANDPA
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WAY?
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>> YOU MEAN, LIKE, ON TOP OF
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BUILDINGS AND IN OUTER SPACE AND
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STUFF?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.
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OKAY, YEAH.
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COME WITH ME.
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[ BEEPING ]
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>> THIS LOOKS REALLY
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COMPLICATED, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: JUST PUT THE
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KEY IN THE IGNITION.
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[ TINK! ]
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TURN IT.
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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OKAY, NOW PUT IT INTO DRIVE.
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[ CRANK! ]
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VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
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NOW, WHY DON'T WE TRY SOME
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PARALLEL PARKING?
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>> B-BUT I'M NERVOUS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: STOP IT.
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>> I-I CAN'T HELP IT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, I MEAN,
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COME TO A COMPLETE STOP.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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NOW GO AHEAD AND PUT IT INTO
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REVERSE.
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[ CRANK! ]
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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I THINK THE SHIFTER'S STUCK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LET ME GIVE IT
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A WIGGLE.
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[ SPITS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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OH, NO!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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>> GOO-GOO, GAH-GAH!
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ GULPING ]
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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WHAT IS THAT?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I JUST WENT
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PAST REVERSE AND UNLEASHED A
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CRAZY BABY INTO THE UNIVERSE
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THAT'S OUT TO DESTROY US!
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SO I GUESS IT'S UP TO YOU TO
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DEFEAT THAT CRAZY BABY WITH YOUR
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MAD DRIVING SKILLS.
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>> BUT -- BUT I GET NERVOUS
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UNDER PRESSURE LIKE THIS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WE JUST NEED
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TO FIND A COOL RADIO STATION TO
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CALM YOUR NERVES.
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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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YEAH, THAT'S NICE.
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NOW, STEP ON IT!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> OH!
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>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ ENGINES REVVING ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I THINK WE LOST HIM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NICE DRIVING,
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MARY!
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>> Belly Bag: LOOK OUT!
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>> AAAH!
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>> AAAH!
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> GOO-GOO GAH-GAH?
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>> GOO-GOO GAH-GAH GOO-GOO.
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>> GOO-GOO!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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>> HE FOUND US!
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I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT HE
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FOUND US!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CALM DOWN, AND
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TAKE A LONG DRIVE OFF THAT
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SHORT PIER.
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>> THE PIER IS ABOUT TO END!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MUMBLING ]
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ SPLAT! ]
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>> Belly Bag: WE'RE SAFE!
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[ CREAK ]
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[ BUBBLE! ]
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NEVER MIND.
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[ ZIPPING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT AT LEAST
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THERE'S NO WAY THAT CRAZY BABY
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IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO FOLLOW US
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DOWN HERE.
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>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NEVER MIND.
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[ ZIPPING ]
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[ BUBBLE! ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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QUICK! DRIVE INTO THE MOUTH OF
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THAT BIG, FAT, DISGUSTING WHALE
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OVER THERE!
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>> [ PANTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK WE
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LOST HIM.
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[ CRASH ]
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[ SPLASH ]
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[ WHOOSH ]
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>> WOW!
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ARE WE IN OUTER SPACE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.
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WE'RE IN MY RV.
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[ ZIP! ]
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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WE'RE GOING DOWN. TIME TO EJECT.
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[ SPROING! ]
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>> WHAT ABOUT PARACHUTES?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT ABOUT A
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GIANT, REALISTIC...
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>> FLYING TIGER?
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> WE'RE SAVED!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT YET. LOOK!
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>> GOO-GOO GAH-GAH!
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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[ CRUNCH ]
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>> GOO-GOO GAH-GAH!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> NOW THAT CRAZY BABY IS
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DRIVING THE RV!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S TIME WE
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TURN THE TABLES ON THAT
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CRAZY BABY.
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IT'S TIME THE HUNTER BECOMES
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THE HUNTED.
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IT'S TIME WE MAKE A DOUBLE
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U-TURN AT THAT CLOUD THAT LOOKS
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LIKE A HOT DOG.
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AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON
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YOUR BLINKER.
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[ CLICK ]
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[ TINK! TINK! ]
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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]
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>> IT WORKED.
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NOW WE'RE CHASING
HIM!
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>> [ SQUAWKING ]
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>> GRFT: [ GULPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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A BIRD FLEW IN THE ENGINE!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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WE'RE GOING DOWN!
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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>> EVERYTHING'S RUINED!
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IF I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE A
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REALISTIC FLYING TIGER, HOW AM I
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EVER GONNA GET A LICENSE LIKE
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ALL MY FRIENDS AND GAIN MY
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FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: STOP IT!
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YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
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>> SORRY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO, I MEAN...
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YOU'RE DRIVING
ME!
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>> [ Laughing ] CRAZY!
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BUT I'M NERVOUS.
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I'VE NEVER DRIVEN AN
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UNCLE GRANDPA BEFORE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S EASY.
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JUST STEP ON MY GAS.
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[ FARTS ]
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NO, I MEAN MY GAS
PEDAL.
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[ CLUNK! ]
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[ WHIRL! ]
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>> OH, NO!
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LOOKS LIKE THAT CRAZY BABY IS
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HEADED FOR THAT VOLCANO!
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>> GOO-GOO GAH-GAH!
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, WHILE I
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DISTRACT THAT CRAZY BABY, YOU
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TAKE THE WHEEL AND STEER US AWAY
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FROM THAT VOLCANO!
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[ ZIP! ]
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>> EH?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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>> [ HISSES ]
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[ SMACK! SMACK! ]
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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HIS ADORABLE BABY LEGS ARE TOO
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STRONG!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T WORRY.
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UNCLE GRANDPA WILL SAVE US.
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: HERE YOU
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GO, CRAZY BABY.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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BUNNY!
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>> EW!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD JOB,
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MARY!
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YOU JUST SAVED US ALL FROM
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CERTAIN DEATH IN THAT VOLCANO!
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NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS FOR YOU
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TO PARALLEL-PARK.
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>> P-PARALLEL-PARK?
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BUT I'M STILL NERVOUS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IF YOU CAN
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OPERATE THIS RECREATIONAL
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VEHICLE ON LAND, UNDERWATER, AND
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OUTER SPACE, CHASE DOWN A
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CRAZY BABY ON A GIANT REALISTIC
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FLYING TIGER, AND DRIVE AN
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UNCLE GRANDPA CRAZY, THEN I KNOW
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YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO
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PARALLEL-PARK AND GAIN THE
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FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE THAT
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COMES WITH DRIVING A CAR.
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>> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE IN
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MYSELF AND THEN CHECK MY MIRROR
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AND THEN PUT IT IN REVERSE AND
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THEN, UM, STEP ON IT!
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ SPROING! ]
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I DID IT, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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YOUNG LADY!
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>> I KNOW.
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING
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WITHOUT A LICENSE.
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>> EXACTLY!
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WHICH IS WHY I'M GIVING YOU A
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LICENSE!
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>> REALLY?!
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>> THAT WAS SOME OF THE MOST
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AMAZING DRIVING I'VE EVER SEEN!
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PLUS, YOU MANAGED TO BRING MY
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BABY BACK IN ONE PIECE!
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>> [ SNARLS ]
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>> [ SNARLS ]
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CONGRATULATIONS, MARY!
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YOU'VE PASSED YOUR DRIVER'S
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TEST!
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>> AWESOME!
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I GOT MY LICENSE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AND FOR
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OVERCOMING YOUR NERVOUSNESS AND
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PASSING YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, I
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GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT --
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YOUR VERY OWN FREEDOM AND
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INDEPENDENCE...
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TRUCK.
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>> PERFECT!
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THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA!
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WAIT TILL MY FRIENDS SEE THIS!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DRIVE SAFELY
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AND OBEY ALL TRAFFIC LAWS!
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THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
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[ CLUNK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2: OOPS!
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WRONG PLANET.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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[ ZOOM! ]
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>> Pizza Steve: AND NOW...
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SLICE OF LIFE WITH PIZZA STEVE!
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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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MR. GUS!
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HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?
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>> Mr. Gus: CLOUDY, WITH A
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CHANCE OF --
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>> Pizza Steve: SOUNDS GREAT.
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COULD YOU DO ME A BIG FAT SOLID
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AND LET ME BORROW YOUR
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HAIRBRUSH?
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>> Mr. Gus: WHY?
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>> Pizza Steve: SO THAT I CAN
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BRUSH MY THICK, LUXURIOUS
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HAIR.
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HAIRBRUSH, PLEASE!
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU DON'T HAVE
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THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR.
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YOU DON'T EVEN
HAVEHAIR.
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>> Pizza Steve: DOES PIZZA STEVE
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HAVE TO PROVE YOU WRONG...
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AGAIN?
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU SAY A
LOTOF
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THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE, BUT THIS
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TIME I'M CALLING YOU OUT.
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[ CLICK ]
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WHERE DID YOU GO?
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I CAN'T SEE YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: OVER HERE, IN
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FRONT OF THE WINDOW.
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>> Mr. Gus: HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE
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YOU HAVE THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR.
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT HAVE I BEEN
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TELLING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME?
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[ CLICK ]
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>> Mr. Gus: IS THAT A MOP?
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>> Pizza Steve: NO.
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[ CLANK! ]
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MY THICK AND LUXURIOUS HAIR IS
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FEATURED PROMINENTLY IN THIS
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DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MYSELF.
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>> PIZZA STEVE!
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CRUST AND ALL.
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>> Pizza Steve: HEY! HEY! HEY!
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HEY!
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HYAH!
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OH, NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
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THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR!
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>> Mr. Gus: I DIDN'T SEE ONE
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HAIR IN THAT VIDEO.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH, I
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FORGOT.
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THIS IS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT.
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THEY CUT MY THICK, LUXURIOUS
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HAIR.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT I
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GUESS I HAVE TO.
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WITH THESE SPECIAL GLASSES, YOU
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WILL DEFINITELY SEE MY THICK,
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LUXURIOUS HAIR.
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[ SQUEAK ]
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>> Mr. Gus: BUT THESE GLASSES
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MAKE
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THICK, LUXURIOUS HAIR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: QUICK!
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PIZZA STEVE!
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I NEED TO BORROW YOUR HAIR!
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>> Pizza Steve: COMING RIGHT UP.
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>> Mr. Gus: YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T
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REALLY HAVE --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: Shh.
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WE'RE WAITING FOR PIZZA STEVE.
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>> Pizza Steve: HERE YOU GO,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WOW!
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SUCH A THICK AND LUXURIOUS
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HARE [hair]!
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>> Mr. Gus: SO, ALL THIS TIME
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TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAIR, YOU
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ACTUALLY MEANT YOUR PET RABBIT?!
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>> Pizza Steve: OF COURSE!
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WHAT DID YOU
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>> Mr. Gus: ARE YOU SURE?
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>> Pizza Steve: MM-HMM.
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>> Mr.
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Gus: HMM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM...
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...MM-MM-MM.
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OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU.
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SORRY ABOUT CALLING YOU OUT LIKE
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THAT.
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[ BUBBLE! ]
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[ POP! ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa #2:
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[ SLURPING ]
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AH.
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[ BOTH BURP ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EXCUSE YOU.
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>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.
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