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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HI, KIDS!

>> All: UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Pizza Steve: WHOO!

DID SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?

>> All: PIZZA STEVE!

>> Mr. Gus: HEY, KIDS.

>> All: AND SOME LIZARD GUY?

>> Mr. Gus: MY NAME IS MR. GUS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY,

LARRY BIG SHIRT.

LONG TIME NO SEE.

>> HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HOW'S IT

GOING, BLONDIE?

>> DOING GREAT, UNCLE G!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S GOING

ON, DUCK HEAD DONNY?

>> [ QUACKS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

GOOD ONE, DONNY.

SLAP ME SOME FEATHER DOWN LOW,

HUH?

HIYA, SPAGHETTI LEGS!

HOW'S MY FAVORITE PASTA DOING?

>> I'M FINE, UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: AND WHO ARE

YOU?

>> ERIC.

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

NO.

I MEANT YOUR NICKNAME.

>> OH, THAT?

[ SIGHS ] I DON'T HAVE ONE.

>> All: [ SIGH ] LAME.

>> I GUESS I'M TOO BORING TO

HAVE A NICKNAME.

>> Pizza Steve: YOU COULD SAY

THAT AGAIN.

WHILE SPAGHETTI LEGS OVER HERE

IS AMAZING!

HEY, KID.

KNOW WHAT GOES WITH SPAGHETTI?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> Pizza Steve: PIZZA!

HEY, KIDS, LET'S HANG!

>> All: YAY!

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Mr. Gus: DON'T WORRY ABOUT

THAT, ERIC.

LOOK AT ME.

PEOPLE SAY I'M BORING, BUT I

THINK I'M PRETTY NIFTY.

ANYWAY, I SHOULD GET BACK TO

CLEANING OUT THE FRIDGE.

>> Uncle Grandpa: I FEEL YOUR

PAIN ABOUT NICKNAMES, ERIC.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I DIDN'T HAVE

A COOL NICKNAME EITHER.

IT WAS A DARK TIME.

>> WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME?

>> Uncle Grandpa: BOBO.

>> WHOA!

WELL, HOW DO I GET A COOL

NICKNAME LIKE THAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU CAN'T JUST

GETA NICKNAME.

YOU GOTTA EARNIT!

>> WELL, HOW DO I DO THAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU HAVE TO DO

SOMETHING...LEGENDARY!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> LEGENDARY?

LIKE WHAT?

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

LEGENDARY...LEGENDARY.

PERFECT!

TO EARN YOUR AWESOME NICKNAME,

YOU MUST TAME THIS CRAZY,

OVERGROWN YARD!

>> WELL, THAT DOESN'T LOOK TOO

BAD.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU'RE RIGHT!

WE'D BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT

THAT.

BELLY BAG, YOU'RE UP.

>> Belly Bag: GOT YA, UNCLE G!

>> Uncle Grandpa: THANK YOU,

BELLY BAG.

THIS SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

THANKS, BOBO!

>> WHOA!

I'VE NEVER SEEN A YARD LIKE

THIS!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NEITHER HAVE

I.

>> SO...I'M SUPPOSED TO TAME

ALL THISTO BECOME LEGENDARY?

I'LL NEVER GET A NICKNAME!

>> Uncle Grandpa: SURE YOU WILL.

AND I WILL BE YOUR CHRONICLER!

I'LL RECORD ALL OF YOUR

LEGENDARY DEEDS IN THIS

LEGENDARY BOOK!

EVERY LEGENDARY PERSON NEEDS

ONE.

>> UH...OKAY.

>> Uncle Grandpa: YOUR LEGENDARY

JOURNEY BEGINS.

>> WELL, WHAT DO I DO FIRST?

>> Uncle Grandpa: ACCORDING TO

WHAT I JUST WROTE, YOU MUST BLOW

THOSE LEAVES INTO A PILE.

HERE'S YOUR WEAPON!

START BLOWING.

[ ENGINE REVS ]

HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YOU'LL NEVER GET DONE AT THIS

RATE.

I'LL JUST TURN THE POWER UP A

LITTLE.

[ ROCKET ENGINE REVS ]

NOW YOU'LL BE DONE IN NO TIME!

>> [ COUGHS ] THAT WAS TOUGH!

SO, WHAT'S MY NICKNAME?

"LEAF FACE"?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.

THE BOOK SAYS THE NEXT THING TO

DO IS...WHACK THOSE WEEDS!

>> AWW...IT'S A POSSUM.

>> [ SHRIEKS, CHOMP! ]

>> AAAAAAAAAAAH!!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WEEDS

WHACKETHED!

>> [ SCREECHING ]

>> PHEW!

SO, IS "ERIC THE WEEDS MASTER"

MY NICKNAME?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NICE TRY, BUT

YOU'RE NOT LEGENDARY YET.

NOW, PULL THAT STUMP!

>> [ GRUNTING ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: LIFT WITH YOUR

LEGS!

>> [ GRUNTING, PANTING ]

STUMP PULLED!

BEES! AAAAAH!

[ SIGHS ] OUCH! PHEW!

[ PANTING ]

OKAY, I BLEW THE LEAVES INTO A

PILE, WHACKED THE WEEDS,

WRESTLED THE POSSUM, PULLED THE

STUMP, AND SURVIVED AN ARMY OF

BEES!

I MUSTBE LEGENDARY ENOUGH FOR A

NICKNAME NOW.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMMMM...NOT

YET.

SAYS HERE YOU GOT ONE FINAL

QUEST BEFORE YOU GET A SWEET

NICKNAME.

YOU GOTTA GO OVER THERE AND CUT

DOWN...THAT BUSH.

>> THIS ONE SEEMS EASY.

LOOKS LIKE YOU SAVED THE EASIEST

FOR LAST!

UNCLE GRANDPA!

THAT BUSH --

OOF!

IS...NOT...A-A BUSH!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M PRETTY

SURE THAT'S A BUSH, ERIC.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: HELLO, BUSH.

>> Belly Bag: THAT'S NOT A BUSH!

THAT'S NOT A BUSH!

>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, HEY, HEY.

BELLY BAG, UNCLE GRANDPA IS

TALKING.

HELLO, BUSH.

I'M YOUR UNCLE --

UNCLE --

UNCLE --

GRANDPA.

[ SLURP! ]

[ SMACKS LIPS ]

I TASTE LIKE S'MORES!

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

THAT'S NOT A BUSH.

IT'S A LUNATIC FLAME-BLOWIN'

TREE DRAGON.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> OH, NO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

>> Uncle Grandpa: IF YOU WANT A

NICKNAME, ERIC, YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE TO SLAY THAT DRAGON.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> BUT HOW?

>> Uncle Grandpa: I HAVE JUST

THE THING.

GOOD MORNING!

>> WHOA!

[ TIRES SCREECH, CRASH! ]

>> Mr. Gus: WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> Uncle Grandpa: HAND ME THE

BARBARIAN SWORD, MR. GUS.

HEY, ERIC -- CATCH!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> AAH! OOF!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ CREAKING, POPPING! ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ Deep voice ] WHOA!

THIS YARD WORK REALLY PAID OFF.

NOW, I'M GONNA SLAY THAT DRAGON.

>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, ONE OTHER

THING, ERIC.

SAYS HERE YOU ALSO GOT TO SAVE

ME.

>> SAVE YOU?!

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> AAAAH!

UNCLE GRANDPA, HE MELTED YOUR

SWORD!

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

>> Uncle Grandpa: SOMETHING

LEGENDARY.

[ ROCKET ENGINE REVS ]

>> [ ROARS ]

[ ENGINE STOPS ]

>> OOF!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> OOF!

OOF!

OOF!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> OOPS.

HEY, LAWN OF THE DEAD!

QUICK, UNCLE GRANDPA!

GRAB MY HAND!

>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT! NOT YET.

OKAY.

>> HANG ON!

OOF!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Uncle Grandpa: PULL THE

STUMP, ERIC.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS ]

>> [ ROARS ]

>> All: WHOA!

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC RESUMES ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS ]

>> UNCLE GRANDPA!

DID YOU SEE THAT?

I WAS SO LEGENDARY, I MUST HAVE

TOTALLY EARNED A NICKNAME.

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, LET'S

READ WHAT YOUR CHRONICLER

TRANSCRIBED.

BLEW THE LEAVES, PULLED THE

STUMP, SLAYED THE DRAGON, AND

SAVED YOUR UNCLE GRANDPA.

SOUNDS LIKE A LEGENDARY JOURNEY

TO ME!

ERIC, YOU HAVE EARNED YOUR

NICKNAME.

>> I BET MY NICKNAME IS

DRAGONTOOTH, 'CAUSE I SLAYED THE

DRAGON, HUH?

>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

YOUR NICKNAME IS...

CUPCAKE.

>> MY NICKNAME IS CUPCAKE?

>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH.

YOU LIKE CUPCAKES, DON'T YOU?

>> SURE, I GUESS...

>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, THERE

YOU GO.

>> WAY TO BEAT THAT DRAGON,

CUPCAKE!

>> [ QUACKS ]

>> YEAH, CUPCAKES ARE DELICIOUS!

>> [ LAUGHS ]

I LOVE MY NEW NICKNAME!

THANKS, UNCLE GRANDPA.

>> Pizza Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT

GOES GREAT WITH CUPCAKES?

PIZZA! LET'S HANG!

>> Uncle Grandpa: NO,

PIZZA STEVE.

WE HAVE A FAR MORE IMPORTANT

QUEST.

TO FIND ANOTHER BARBARIAN SWORD

FOR THE RV!

>> Pizza Steve: SO, WE'RE GOING

TO THE MALL?

>> Uncle Grandpa: EXACTLY.

>> Pizza Steve: YESSSSS!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> SEE YA LATER, UNCLE GRANDPA!

>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTING ]

HELLO, CHILDREN!

WELL, APPARENTLY SOME

"ANIMATOR" FORGOT TO COLOR ME

IN.

SO, GRAB YOUR PERMANENT

MARKERS...

AND ON THE COUNT OF THREE,

YOU'RE GOING TO COLOR ME

BEAUTIFUL.

YOU READY?

1...2...

[ SQUEAKING ]

[ CLICK ]

[ AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS ]

[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> ♪ YO! ♪

>> ♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

♪ YEP ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Mr. Gus: THANKS.

>> Uncle Grandpa: HMMM...

SO I GUESS APPARENTLY YOU'RE NOT

SUPPOSED TO COLOR ON THE TV.

WE GOTTA ERASE THIS!

SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, GO

GRAB YOUR ERASING HAMMERS.

1...2...

[ CRASHING! ]