Original subtitles

♪ Magic is real here ♪

♪ Far away from home ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ When witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool ♪

♪ The moon is our friend ♪

♪ I wanna stay with you ♪

♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Oscar: Watch out, Hedgehog.

[ Splat ] Hedgehog: Ow!

Oscar, that was an ice ball, not a snowball.

Pbht!

Man, I love when it snows here.

It feels like I want to scream and be quiet

at the same time. [ Beep ]

Excuse me. It's a message from my agent.

What? Ooh!

Hi, my little baby bubeleh!

It's your mom. Honey, that counselor of yours,

Susan, told me about the holiday tomorrow.

Sweater Breakfast sounds adorable.

I put your sweater in the mail this morning,

so you should get it just in time.

Okay. Got to run.

Give a big hug to Hedgehog!

I saw the sweater her mom made for her,

and it's terrible.

Okay. Love you! [ Beep ]

Hey, you want to head back outside?

[ Knock at door ] Hold that thought.

My agent.

Howard? Oh, hey, guys.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm in a pickle and can really use your help.

Hedgehog.

Oh, of course, Howard. How can we help you?

We? Oh, uh, Oscar, too.

Uh, yeah, sure. Why not?

Field trip!

Here we are. Right this way.

What the? The UMPS truck?

I thought we were going someplace fun.

Oscar! Come on!

A magic portal!

I was wrong, and I'm sorry.

Hyah!

[ Chuckles ] Hup!

Whoa! Ugh!

Oof!

This is the UMPS sorting facility.

It's the mouth, guts, and bottom of the whole UMPS organization.

Whoa.

Sweater Breakfast is our busiest time of the year.

Every UMPS employee is pushed to the absolute patoot.

Right up until midnight tonight,

people in the real world are carefully wrapping up sweaters,

messing with the tape thingy,

and dropping them off at their local mailbox.

The packages get sorted here at the facility

and then delivered to everyone on the island

for Sweater Breakfast morning.

So, what's the problem, Howard?

I'm not sure.

Everyone is working their hardest,

but we're still not meeting our quotas.

I need someone responsible like Hedgehog

to figure out what's wrong.

I've just got too much going on today to do it myself.

Okay. You got it, Howard.

Hedgehog, here's your clipboard.

Do I get a clipboard?

Oh. Uh...here.

You get this hat -- UMPS Morale Officer.

It's an honor.

Now follow me, and I'll introduce you to Oddjobs,

our new intern.

Oh, come on, Melvin. You're not too slow.

You're super efficient,

and, plus, now you have magical eyebrows.

[ Chanting ] Melvin! Melvin!

[ Chuckles ] I'll stop worrying so much

and just carry the packages around. [ Chuckles ]

I'm Oscar. I'm Oddjobs.

Both our names start with "O's."

[ Chuckles ]

Oddjobs, I need you to give Oscar and Hedgehog

a tour of UMPS so we can see where the hiccup is.

I'll be back later!

Hedgehog, how do you keep your hat so pointy and clean?

Oh, I put it on a hat tree every night

and sprinkle it with a special powder I made myself.

Whoa. I've never told anyone that before.

You should tell everyone.

You're a genius, but a cool genius.

Come on.

I can't believe I get to hang out with you guys today.

Howard was probably thinking

I'd just give you the tour we give to groups,

but I can tell you guys are curious and fun.

You want an off-the-beaten-path tour.

You want UMPS close and personal.

Argh!

[ Chuckles goofily ]

Raah!

How does she know this many faces?

Oh, wow. My eyes.

The true behind-the-scenes

of the United Monster Parcel Service and what makes it tick.

Okay, here we go.

Here's where packages come in.

Sometimes, when I get an item that's too big for our bins,

I just toss it!

I think that's pretty efficient.

The enemy room --

Sometimes I get mail for someone

with the same name as one of my enemies,

and I have to put the mail in a room and never touch it again.

And how does this room help efficiency?

It prevents anyone from getting bad vibes

from the bad names!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

This is the sorting spider. Hey, Sheldon.

Hello, Oddjobs.

I'm just giving a tour to Oscar,

who really has a head for hats, and Hedgehog.

She's going to figure out where the hiccup is.

Give her a hand.

Okay.

Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No.

I have to sort again.

Keep up the good work, buddy!

Super spider.

Here's my test to see if items are fragile.

[ Shatter ] It's fragile.

So original.

The label maker,

I don't know how people lived before label makers.

I make about a million labels a day.

This looks pretty good.

What do you think, first-class guy?

[ Laughs ] Don't stop.

Hedgehog, I made one for you, too.

[ Chuckles ] Thanks.

I think it's pretty crazy that Howard asked you

to work on a holiday.

Man, I bet this happens to you all the time

because people can tell you're so smart.

Yeah. We were having a fun snowball fight earlier,

but you got to know how to balance responsibility with fun.

Balance? I'll show you balance...

on this conveyor belt with some sock surfing...

into a huge pile of rainbow packing peanuts!

I didn't even know they made rainbow packing peanuts.

They don't! I hand-colored them all myself

with a set of markers Pepper's parents sent him.

Let's go surfing!

This guy is ready!

But what about the other sections of the tour?

What about them? You deserve to have fun, too, Hedgehog.

Hmm. Yeah, okay. I do.

Surf's up. [ Bell ringing ]

Oh, good gravy! Why?!

[ All groaning ]

[ Laughs, trumpets ]

UMPS is the coolest place on this island.

I know, right? I love working here.

Speaking of work, here's your clipboard.

Oh, right.

Did you figure out what the problem is?

I think so. Great!

Let's go find Howard

and tell him what's wrong with this place.

[ Vocalizing "Wipeout" ]

Oh, wait!

I didn't show you my favorite room at UMPS.

Come in. Come in. Sit down.

I put up some motivational stuff to help everyone.

I'll go and get some sodas. I'll be right back.

So, what's wrong with this joint?

It's Oddjobs.

No! I know!

I like her, too, but she's causing trouble

in... every single area.

Anyway, ol' responsible Hedge is going to report to Howard.

No, not Oddjobs! Wow!

So heartbreaking, but, hmm, what can you do?

So, now that that's figured out,

maybe you could let her know she's fired.

What? You run UMPS. It's your job to do it.

I can't fire Oddjobs.

Can you imagine the psychological damage

a boss firing an employee will do?

It's much better from a coworker,

a responsible coworker, like you.

[ Grumbles ]

Like... you.

You're afraid to fire a child?

Terrified.

[ Sighs ]

Thanks a million, Hedgehog! You're the best!

Hedgehog! I missed you so much I had to come find you.

Sorry I didn't bring any sodas.

I got too excited and spilled them on some packages.

[ Sighs ] Hedgehog?

I -- I have some bad news, Oddjobs.

You -- You aren't going to be doing this job anymore.

[ Whimpering ]

Uh, because you got promoted... to president of UMPS!

Ohh, my gosh. Really?

Ah! I can't believe it.

My first official duty as UMPS president is to close UMPS.

Go home, everybody! You're free!

It's Sweater Breakfast Eve!

[ All cheering ]

What's going on out --

Hey, wait!

What did you do?

I, uh, promoted Oddjobs?

Ugh!

I just didn't have the heart to tell her

that she's horrible at her job.

Uhh...

I am?

No! Well... maybe a little.

Hedgehog! Do it. [ Mock coughing ] Do it.

Fire Oddjobs. [ Clearing throat ] Let her go.

Think of the sweaters.

I'm sorry, Oddjobs.

It's been you that's messing things up at UMPS

and causing issues, so...you're...fired.

[ Sobbing ]

But you're an absolute delight to be around,

and it breaks my heart to do this to you.

Like, you're the only person who asked me about my hat,

which made me feel proud.

Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl! It's okay, Hedgehog.

You're my friend, and friends got to give it

to each other straight sometimes.

So... we're still cool?

Of course. Come here, old pal.

But...what about the sweaters?

All the workers went home.

Well, we can either give up and cancel Sweater Breakfast,

or the three of us, me,

Hedgehog, and Oscar, and not Oddjobs

can work all night to get these sweaters checked,

sorted, and delivered!

[ Yawns ] But I'm tired.

It's almost 8:30 already.

What if Oddjobs kept us awake?

Hurray!

[ Trumpet playing ]

Incoming! [ Poink! ]

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Heads up!

[ Chanting ] Howard! Howard! Howard!

More heads up! Also these!

Howard: Last one.

[ Laughs ] [ Sighs ]

Oddjobs, we never should have hired you as an intern.

This has been your real job all along -- Morale Officer.

Ooh.

[ Yawns ]

♪♪

♪ On Sweater Morn, I wake and sing ♪

Yeah. So, let's set that meeting up for next week. Oh!

♪ My hunger song for warmth to bring ♪

Oddjobs: Special delivery!

Hey, my mom's sweater.

Yeah, sorry it's late. I just found the package.

I had been using it as home plate on the package-ball field.

[ Chuckles ]

Oddjobs, you were one terrible intern.

♪♪

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Argh!

[ Chuckles goofily ]

Raah!