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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I wanna stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

[ Humming ]

♪♪

-Morning, Hedgehog. -Morning, Oscar.

Hey, you got a sticky note on your face.

Oh. You also have a sticky note on your face.

Oh. "FOL, TH, RE, CAR"?

"LOW, ED, PET"?

Guess it's just one of those unsolvable mysteries, Hedgehog.

♪ Follow the red carpet

[ Both gasp ]

There it is!

Step on me. I'm unraveling!

Okay!

This is so cool!

We could be going anywhere!

What? Aw, Carpet,

you're just taking us in circles.

Don't question the carpet.

This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to us.

♪♪

That took you dummies way too long.

Ugh, Susie?

We should've questioned the carpet.

Congratulations!

Bringing joy to your miserable lives.

-Yay! What did we win? -Yay! What did we win?

You get the privilege of organizing

my annual 15th birthday party. [ Gasps ]

You're so lucky![ Party horn blows ]

Oh, gee, happy birthday?

We'd love to help, but we have that thing.

We don't have a thing.

[ Grunts ] Oh, we have that thing.

Oh, I get it.

The red carpet was a little much, huh?

[ Voice breaking ] This is your fault, Carpet.

Too much. The carpet was too much.

[ Sobbing ]

Yeesh. I know we don't love Susie, but --

We should check if she's okay.

♪ Happy all alone birthday to me ♪

♪ No one wants to plan my party ♪

♪ Which is totally fine

♪ I feel fine about it

♪ Happy birthday to me

[ Bat squeaks ]

[ Sobbing ]

Man, this is bumming me out.

Yeah. Nobody deserves to have a crummy birthday.

Remember when no one came to my 5th birthday party?

I had other plans.

Well, Hedgehog, it was awful.

I thought no one liked me.

Why do you have these?

That's not important. What's important is

I wouldn't wish that on anyone,

not even my worst enemy.

[ Crying, chomping ]

Let's give Susie the amazing 5th birthday I never had!

Is planning a birthday party for our worst enemy

really the best use of our time?

-Yeah, probably. -Well, okay.

-Great. -Aah!

Here are the instructions.

-Whoa! -And the most important thing --

It has to be a surprise.

What?

I remain convinced that this isn't a good use of our time.

Let's just see what's first on the list.

"Book the famous boy band, Boy Band."

[ Squeals ] They're my favorite band.

Forget everything I just said.

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

-♪ Hey, girl -♪ You're the only one

How did you know where to find them?

I eat lunch here a lot.

[ Whispering ] Okay, Oscar, they're very shy and sensitive,

so try not to scare them.

Oscar? Oscar![ Pots banging ]

Boy Band! Boy Band! Boy Band! Boy Band! Boy Band! Boy Band!

Boy Band! Boy Band! Boy Band!

We got 'em! Hey, guys.

[ Whispering ] I love you.

Of course you do. We're beautiful.

They're so small and accessible.

Uh-huh. What's next?

♪♪

Hey, girl, I know it's your birthday,

and you do magic and tricks,

so we're gonna put together a party that's fit for a witch.

♪ Lasso a good time like it's a unicorn ♪

♪ Find confetti from the deepest mine in town ♪

♪ Climb Ice Cream Mountain

♪ And harvest the sweetest treat ♪

We'll make you a cake so beautiful,

it'll make you sad to eat

You're welcome. You don't even have to say thanks.

♪ Yeah, curse you with a celebration ♪

♪ Sending out all of your invitations ♪

♪ And you know what they'll say ♪

Come to my birthday.

Wah, wah.

♪ You're always so very mean

♪ And you have a heart of ice

But it's your birthday, so we're treating you nice.

Okay. We got everything on the list.

Now all we have to do is make sure

the party goes off without a hitch.

Yeah! Let's let everyone in!

Excuse me, balloons.

-[ Gasps ] -Nobody showed up!

It's my 5th birthday all over again.

Wait! Someone's coming!

Yes! Oh, no, it's Susie!

-What do we do? What do we do? -What do we do? What do we do?

-Turn off the lights! -Clap off.

Gosh, Alice, you sure have been acting strange this evening.

Is something up?

What? No. Uh, these are just normal times.

Mm-hmm. Clap on.

-Surprise. -Surprise.

[ Gasps ] Did I hear surprise?

Can I take this off?

No potato!

You two better have not messed this up.

That is a special lady with a heart as big as all outdoors,

and if you hurt one hair on her precious, little heart,

so help me, I'll --

[ Grunting ]

Uh, is she threatening us?

Yes. These are my most threatening dance moves,

and I really mean them.[ Thunder crashes ]

-We'll take care of it. -We'll take care of it.

Okay, Hedgehog, we have like 5 minutes

to find everyone in camp.

They're all over there at that cooler-looking party.

Thanks, Tree. Guys!

You're supposed to be at Susie's surprise party.

Hard pass. She's mean to us all the time.

Just yesterday, she ate all my milk and cookies

because she said it was too delicious for a baby panda.

I don't want to go to a party where I have to be nice to her.

I want to tell her what I really think of her.

Wait. What if you can do both?

Come to the party, and every time you want to say

how you really feel about Susie, you say the opposite.

That way, you can tell Susie how you really feel,

and Susie will feel liked.

Yeah! We're in!

Susie: Alice, be straight with me.

Did anyone come to this thing?

Only one way to find out.

Boop!

-Surprise! -Surprise!

What? A surprise party for me?

Oscar and Hedgehog, you're obsessed with me.

[ Horse neighs, indistinct conversations ]

-Hey, Alice. -Hey.

♪ Oh, girl, you're the only one ♪

-♪ Girl, I need you in -- -[ Clears throat ]

Birthday girl. Susie.

♪ Oh, S-Susie, you're the only one ♪

It's not enough. Overcompensate.

♪ Oh, Susie, Susie, Susie, Susie ♪

[ Laughs ]

[ Grunts ]

Take that, you dumb elephant.

Shouldn't that piñata have candy in it?

Nope!

Wow. Is that sculpture of Susie saving puppies

from a burning building?

Getting real loose with the truth.

Excuse me!

This ice cream station is for me and me only!

Stop breathing your hot breath on my ice sculpture.

Hey, guys, great job! Susie's totally in her element!

I've never seen her so happy!

-Success! -Success!

[ Sighs ] I think I'm gonna take off.

Yeah, Susie's the straight-up worst.

Hey, don't you mean Susie is the straight-up best?

[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]

[ Grunts ] Sorry. I can only wink out of this eye.

We got it without the winking.

-Success! -Success!

My balloon. Mine!

-Hey, Susie. -What?

You're so good at sharing.

Yeah, that's true.

[ Whispering ] Whoa, Hedgehog is right.

That was way therapeutic.

What else is great about me?

[ Muttering indistinctly ]

[ Chuckling ] Oh, Yeti, that's really too much.

Susie, everything you do and say

makes me so happy.

Yeah, obviously.

[ Laughs ]

She feels good, and she never has to know the truth.

[ Laughter ]Truth about what?

[ Laughter ]

Oscarus ballonus mutatio.

I'm -- I'm Oscar!

I'm a silly little ding-dong elephant.

Oh, hey, best friend Hedgehog.

What's this thing we're doing with Susie again?

You don't remember? We just did all that winking.

Anytime you want to tell Susie how you really feel,

you say the opposite.

And why is that?

Because no one can stand coming to her party

unless we made up some elaborate game.

Oh.

Oscar: Hey, Hedge, can I get your eyes on this?

Huh?This is enough pink lemonade, right?

Oscar? Then who --

I'm just a silly, little ding-dong elephant.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. I'd like to make a speech.

-Oh, no. -Susie,

I've loved you for as long as I can remember.

Your smile does not look like a haunted Jack-o-lantern face.

I don't see a coat draped over a chair when I'm sleeping

and think it's you watching me.

I hope you realize that you make every day special for all of us,

and no one is scared of you.

Uh, guys,

she knows!

[ Gasps ]

Oh, Susie, we're so sorry.

-Uh-oh. -[ Grunts ]

Aah!

It's my special day!

Huh!

Whoa. Someone's had too much sugar.

I'll tell you when I've had too much!

[ All screaming ]This party is basically perfect,

you ungrateful babies!

Take that! Ugh!

[ Growling ]

Don't leave!

-Save yourselves! -Sorry, guys.

-Thanks for coming. -Thanks for coming.

Well, that was a hot mess.

I just wanted Susie to feel liked on her birthday.

We did the exact opposite.

Yeah, in hindsight, the opposite-speak plan

had a lot of inherent flaws.

But at the end of the day, people just don't like Susie.

You can't change people's minds with a unicorn petting zoo.

Yeah.

You can't?

[ Sighs ]

I mean, I'm not dumb.

I know I'm mean.

But I guess I always thought it was charming.

I guess people really just don't like me.

I like you, Susie, and I think they like you, too.

They're still here cleaning up your party.

Oh, I guess you're right.

We're going to be here all night, aren't we?

♪♪

Whoa. Susie, that was really nice of you.

Yeah, well, don't get used to it, ding-dongs.

♪♪

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