Original subtitles

♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I wanna stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

We must be getting near the library.

Yeah. Why are we going again?

Well, you see that mountain?

It's not on the summer camp map or in the guide,

and no one ever talks about it.

I figure we should go see

if anything is written about it in the library.

Yeah, but is the library the only place to do research?

They always seem haunted to me.

Yeah, haunted by great ideas.

Hey, there's our friends.

What are you guys up to?

Oh, they're playing doctor.

How's the patient, Doctor?

He's toast.

[ Chuckles ] See you later, guys.

Oh, honey. What did you do to your hair?

Barbara is back in town.

I just haven't had time to wash it.

Oh, yeesh. Barbara? How's she doing?

She lost her job...again.

Huh! Get out of town.

Yeah! We're here!

♪♪

Ooh, a map of the island from 1895.

[ Grunts ]

This looks promising.

Huh. Where is that darn mountain?

It definitely smells haunted.

"How to Make Cool Hats."

Way ahead of you, book.

Huh? Ooh, a computer!

My brain could use a rest.

MAN: Fruit Farmer.

Hey, that look like our island.

I've got you.

Oh, no! The Fruit Thief got me.

Preserve me! I'm in a jam.

You are a fruit farmer,

but someone has been stealing your fruits.

Watch out for the Fruit Thief, follow the path and collect

the items you need to defeat the thief.

Whatever you say, handsome wizard.

Get my fishing pole.

[ Video game noises ]

Whoa. So real.

MAN: Congratulations. You've won a scarf.

Yes!

Great job! You win a carrot!

This game is for babies,

and I love it.

Are you ready to face the Fruit Thief?

Yeah. Let's get busy.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

[ Hisses]

Aah!

Shh!

[ Whimpers ] Aah! I can't take this!

Computers are fake. Computers are fake.

Get out of my head, baby game.

Hedgehog? We should leave. Why?

I was playing a game on this computer

in the back of the library, and I thought it was going to be

a nice game all the way through,

but then I had to face a vampire boss.

You got scared of the computer vampire?

Oh, no. That's absolutely not it.

Did you buy that? Is that convincing?

It's okay, Oscar. It's just a game.

Let's get out of here.

There's no information about the mountain here anyway.

The vampire was not defeated.

Glad to get away from that scary game

and back into the less-obviously-scary real world.

Hey, Pepper. Why are you in a strawberry suit?

-I'm "berry" cute. -Can't argue with that.

[ Laughs diabolically ]

-The Fruit Thief! -What?

Preserve me! I'm a in a jam!

[ Continues laughing ]

This can't be happening.

Oscar, what is going on,

and when did you change your clothes?

[ Gasps ] Oh, no!

I'm dressed like the fruit farmer!

The fruit farmer? What fruit farmer?

Aah!

BOTH: Susie?You are a fruit farmer,

but someone has been stealing your fruits.

Watch out for the Fruit Thief.

Oscar, did you play "Fruit Farmer"?

That game is cursed as all get-out.

You have to complete all the tasks from the game

in the context of the island.

I can't help because I have to stand here

and give the same expositional monologue over and over

until you finish what you started.

Oh, man. Okay.

You are a fruit farmer, but someone has been...

-What are we going to do? -...stealing your fruits.

Hedgehog, I don't want to face the Fruit Thief!

I was lying when I said I wasn't afraid of him.

Well, I'm with you now, and I know you can face anything.

Thanks, Hedgehog.

I feel a lot better knowing that you're with me.

With you by my side, I have medium to medium-high confidence

that we can get Pepper back from the Fruit Thief.

We're doing it for you, Pepper.

You are a fruit farmer, but someone has been been...

And for Susie, a little bit.

[ Crying ]

Do you hear crying?

Oh, yeah. I just assumed it was you.

Oh, it must be the fisherman.

What's wrong?

I've lost my lucky fishing pole

there are the end of the lichi-pad leaping challenge

ALL: ♪ Ah!

Will you get it for me?

Lucy, are you in there?

Yeah. Do you know what's going on?

I love fishing all of a sudden.

Oscar played a haunted game and hexed us all.

-By mistake. -That checks out.

Jumping is a lot less tiring when you're using your thumbs.

♪ Ah [ Giggles ]

I forgot this game was for babies, and I love it!

Your fishing pole has been rescued.

Oscar, watch out!

Thanks for keeping an eye out for me.

I would've gotten eaten.

Eh, you would've noticed it too, once it bit you.

[ Chuckles ] Hey, Lucy, we got your fishing pole back.

Thank you, fruit farmer.

In exchange for your help, here is a scarf.

You'll need it on the chilly mountain.

Oh, thanks.

Now we got to go to the haunted orchard,

but where is there an orchard?

Well, according to the map,

there used to be an orchard on this island in 1893.

Ah! No! [ Sobbing ]

Let's check there!

I've lost my lucky fishing pole again.

Ah! Look, there it is,

"The 300 Acre Haunted Orchards."

What an honestly named orchard.

Let's go.

Is it me, or are these ghosts adorable.

We're scary!

-Ah! -Come on, Hedgehog.

Let's do some more super cute baby missions.

Hey, Bad Kid.

Hello, younglings. Mayhaps you could help?

I've lost my favorite old cap in the treetops yonder.

ALL: Ooh!

I'd fetch it myself, but my poor old back is too old and poor.

I thought I was 5 years old. What's going on?

Don't worry, temporary old man. We'll help you.

GHOST: Ooh!

Come here, hat! [ Grunts ]

Thanks, Hedgehog.

Ooh.

You guys looks spectral baby seals.

Stop haunting us with compliments.

Boo, hiss.

Got it.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Gasps ] I almost forgot that I'm completely terrified.

You know, Hedgehog, maybe this isn't too bad.

Sure, all of our friends are computer game characters,

but we still got each other,

and we can learn to love hiding forever.

Don't worry, Oscar. It's okay to be scared.

I'll always be here to help you along.

Hedgehog, why are you dressed like a banana?

What are you talking about?

Hedgehog!

This is bananas! I got to split!

No!

Hedgehog!

Why!

Here, fruit farmer,

take this as a thank you for retrieving my cap.

A carrot?

It's perfect for staking vampires.

This isn't cute anymore.

If only Hedgehog was here.

Wah!

Baa!

Alexa?

Are you ready to face the Fruit Thief?

That's not really a yes-or-no question, Alexa.

Am I going to do it? Looks that way.

Do I want to do it? Not really.

Do I have to do it?

Probably, if I ever want to see my friends again.

Just say yes.

You know, I actually like some parts of being a goat.

Leaping around is pretty fun. My coat is soft and warm,

and, obviously, antlers are great,

but my mouth tastes like wet old socks.

It's an acquired taste. You'll get used to it.

HEDGEHOG: Oscar, where are you?

Aah! Hedgehog! I'm coming.

Ask me if I'm ready again.

Are you ready to face the Fruit Thief?

Yes, I am!

Oh, you've done it.

[ Gasps ]

Aah!

An avalanche? Huh.

Seems like it farmer can't tend to his crops.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Max? You're the Fruit Thief?

I can't fight my friend.

He's not your friend anymore. He's your worst nightmare.

Finish this, Oscar.

I hate this game, and I'm ready to pull the plug!

[ Hisses ]

Aah!

Please go away!

Ah!

[ Chuckles ] "Pear-thetic."

Aah!

[ Laughing ]

This is "berry" grim.

No! Looks like you're out of juice.

Oscar!

-What? -Oscar.

It's a game, dummy. You've got three lives.

Oh, well, that's a small comfort. Whoa!

"Orange" you ready to give up?

Let me go, Fruit Thief.

Hmm, that sounds "a-peel-ing."

This word play is incredible.

Hah! Gah!

[ Chuckles ]

Ha!

[ Both grunting ]

Game over!

[ Hisses ] Rah!

I'm sorry, but it's time for you to finish your vegetables!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

We did it!Finish my vegetables?

Good one, Oscar.

Sorry about staking you.

Nah, you were awesome.

I'm glad you didn't let the vampire get me.

I knew you could do it on your own.

-Thanks, Hedgehog. -Now let's get out of here.

This mountain has got a weird energy.

Congratulations, Oscar.

You managed to beat a game designed for 8-year-olds.

I know. Isn't it great?

Susie, you're still wearing the beard.

It makes me look smart.

♪♪

♪♪

I'm "berry" cute.