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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen

♪ When witches make the rules

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I want to stay with you

♪ On Summer Camp Island

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversation ]

It's funny that all you have to do to make

a graveyard less scary is show a movie.

Makes no difference to me because I'm scared all the time.

[ Thud, slurping ]

Um, Ava, would you mind moving a little bit?

Yes, I would mind very much.

I love movie night at the Teddy Bear Graveyard.

Last week's film was "Swashbuckle Boyfriend."

I gave it six buckles out of eight.

You guys ready for "Swashbuckle Boyfriend 2"?

-Woo! -Well, it's canceled.

What? -Instead we're going to show

a film by a way better director --

me.

Boy: The story of the annual summer camp talent show.

Hello. I'm Susie,

and I have a secret passion for the theater,

but how will I show the world?

Why don't you try out for the Summer Camp Island talent show?

Okay. I will.

Boy: So little Susie went to

the summer camp talent show.

Susie's one-woman show won the crowd's heart.

I guess these old shoes still have one walk left in them,

one last walk.

Crowd: Woo! I love you, Susie! Woo!

Boy: And she won the talent show!

Then she on the next year, too.

She wins every year,

but the talent show is open to all.

So maybe one day you'll beat Susie.

Two buckles.

Love it, always cry. Listen up.

The talent show is tomorrow night,

and even though none of you pumpernickels

have a chance of beating me, it's no fun if you don't try.

Isn't it playing it safe to do the same performance every year?

Try out if you think you can do better.

Ha-ha! Sorry.

You're the last person that's ever going to break my streak.

We can beat you.

You do the same thing every year, Susie.

That shouldn't win.Oscar...

And whoever loses has to, uh, make omelets for the whole camp.

What? Sure. Whatever, I love omelets.

Okay.

Thank you for your culinary services, Susie.

The entire camp appreciates it.

That is the most diabolical punishment.

All right. Now start practicing.

You know what happens at 9:00 p.m.

[ Roaring ]

Okay, uh, what amazing talents do we have?

I can do an impression of a grown-up.

"Oscar, why don't you be more like Hedgehog?"

Oh, dear. This explains so much.

Uh, that's great, but what about that song

you wrote me for my 10th birthday.

Uh, that's not for the general public.

No. Check it out.

Whoa. It sounds so good when you play it.

♪ You're ten, you're ten

♪ We're best friends

♪ I'm ten, too

♪ We're best friends

Maybe this song is a bit too 10th birthday specific.

Bingo.Hmm, you're right.

Oh, do we have any half-empty glasses?

Oh, boy, do I. Take them. Take them all.

Thanks.

[ Playing ]

[ Glasses vocalizing ]

[ Munching ]

I'm feeling an emotion, and I don't care for it.

♪♪

[ Rattling ]

Ava must be out jogging.

Mon dieu!

Okay. She stopped. Let's go again.

[ Both resume playing ]

♪♪

Hold me, Roland. I'm scared.

I see myself falling over.

No!

Can't a monster write her film criticism in peace?

Ava? Wait, Ava isn't jogging.

Is our song causing the ground to shake?

Maybe if we keep practicing

we'll figure out what's going on.

[ Sighs, feedback ]

Hey. Have you noticed how people these days

are too cool to get a bicycle bell?

People are like, "Excuse me. Can you get out of my way?

I'm riding a bicycle."

Just get a bicycle bell, man.

[ Snores ] Huh?

I'm too tired ever since the island

got turned into Camp Shake-A-Lot.

Thanks, Snoozie.

For those of you theorizing

that I made the ground shake last night

to ruin your rehearsal, I didn't have to.

You guys are terrible.

You know what that card says?

"Keep practicing."

Hiya, Susie! What's cookin'?

Hee, hee.It's a wasteland.

♪♪

Ow!

Oh, and let's not forget America's sweethearts,

Oscar and Hedgehog. Let me guess, Oscar.

Your talent is seeing how many spoonfuls of cereal

you can fit in your mouth?

You'll never win, Oscar.[ Grumbles ]

You're going to wish our talent

was stuffing cereal in Oscar's mouth, Susie.

You better worry about your own talent

'cause we're coming to get you.

All: Oh?!

And you know what? Let's make this more interesting,

waffles on top of the omelets...

[ Gasps ]

And fresh-squeezed orange juice.

What is it with you guys and breakfast.

I like my orange juice with plenty of pulp. Hee hee.

You'll save your special orange juice orders

for Oscar and Hedgehog.

Hmph, waffles.

Orange juice?

Our song is causing earthquakes, and you upped the stakes?

We can win this, Oscar.

We just have a few bugs to work out.

Bugs that work out? Now this I got to see.

Now we can practice in privacy.

So when do the weightlifting bugs come out?

What? No.

We wrote a song, and it's causing earthquakes.

That was you guys?

Yeah, but I think we fixed it with cereal soundproofing.

Okay, you guys ready?

Let's do it.

Thank you.

[ Playing ]

Whoa! Whoa!

Aah!

Barbara!

I miss you.

♪♪

It's even worse than before.

Great song, guys.

It'll definitely win the talent show.

Knock, knock, knock.

Extra, extra, tomorrow's paper,

Oscar and Hedgehog, pathetic losers.

Susie is world's biggest winner.

Spread them out!

I told you don't show up at the same time.

Spread them out.

Whoa! Whoa.

Argh.

Argh! Our song could beat Susie,

but if we play it all the way through,

the whole camp might fall to pieces.

Maybe we could switch it up a little.

[ Playing ]

[ Tinkling ]

[ Sputtering kazoo ]

♪♪

Our music isn't exactly the same as it was,

but it's almost the same, right?

I give it two buckles.

Yeah. Your new version is the pits.

Why don't you do it the way you had it?

That was beautiful.

Maybe the ground will shake

and the mess hall will collapse, but so what?

Art is supposed to be dangerous.

It might not be perfection,

but follow your true musical direction

and play your melody your way.

Yeah!Yeah!

Hey, my talent, I'm a motivational speaker.

What's your talent, Pepper?

Puppetry, what about yours, Little Pepper?

Mine is puppetry, too. I love you, Pepper.

Okay, thank you, and good night.

Oh, Pepper, did your mummy tell you you were good at that?

Yeah.Every mother lies.

[ Whimpering ]

Are you okay, Pepper?

I'll be fine because I know that you guys are going to

beat Susie, right?

We will.

Please make her suffer.

Okay, Max. You go tie stuff down outside.

Oscar, let's grab helmets from the equipment shed.

And now, folks, it's time for the headliner.

Oh, hello there, old friend. You caught me daydreaming,

I guess, about the day I was born.

The midwife said, "Oh, Susie, you're so pretty."

I guess I got my looks from my mother.

She always wanted to be an actor,

but I guess the greatest role she ever played was mother.

Mother!

I guess these old shoes still have one walk left in them,

one last walk.

-Bravo! Woo!

-She's unstoppable! -She did it again!

Well, it's time to announce the winner. Oh, wait.

Weird, looks like Oscar and Hedgehog

are going to perform last.

Well, let's give a big hand for Summer Camp Island's

hardest tryers.

♪♪

Oh, so pretty.

They probably just learned a bunch of music rules.

Whoa!

[ Rumbling ]

What?

Don't stop. Make dangerous art!

Aah!

What even is that?

♪♪

Aah, oof!

Huh!

♪♪

Aah!

[ Call resembling music ]

♪♪

Woo-hoo!

Awesome!

You were the one who liked our song, huh?

Okay, yes. The Meadow Monster is very fun,

but it's time for the judge to pick a winner.

Wait. Who is the judge?

It's me.You're the judge?

I know what you're thinking,

but I've reached a decision that might surprise you.

The rightful winner of the Summer Camp Island

talent show is...

Oh, this is so awkward.

It's me, Susie. Again, she does it.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. I never know what to say.

What?

All: Boo! Hedgehog and Oscar!

Hedgehog and Oscar! Hedgehog and Oscar!

Okay, fine. Oscar and Hedgehog win, whatever.

Make us omelets!Yes. All right, Oscar.

♪♪

We got her so good.

Oh, Oscar.

♪♪

♪♪

Please make her suffer.