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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:27,587 Hey, Felix. Are you awake? 2 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:28,904 Over. 3 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,242 I am, now. What's up, man? 4 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,120 Hey, man. Hey. 5 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,475 I, I could have come to yours. 6 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:44,687 Oh, no. No. My, um, my mom's a really light sleeper. 7 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,879 So what's up? 8 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,984 I don't know how I'm gonna say this, but 9 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,929 I know that if I don't say it now, I'm gonna lose my nerve, so, um... 10 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,890 Here it goes. 11 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,746 Can you turn around? 12 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,105 Seriously? 13 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:08,336 I'm, I'm sorry, it's just too much pressure with you staring at me, 14 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,421 especially since you hardly ever blink. 15 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,465 What are you talking about? 16 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,408 I blink a normal amount. 17 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,457 Felix, uh... 18 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,480 I 19 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,089 Like guys. 20 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,970 Like, I'm into them. 21 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:43,353 I thought I might for a while, but I wasn't totally sure, and. 22 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:48,751 I really wanted to make things work with Mia, because 23 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,903 she's awesome. 24 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,992 But I, but I can't. Because. 25 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:00,996 I like guys. 26 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,297 Can I turn around now? 27 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:12,925 Yeah. 28 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,086 I, um 29 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:36,615 I really don't know the perfect thing to say. 30 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,094 But I'm really happy you told me. 31 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,913 And this doesn't change anything between us, obviously. 32 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:50,021 Actually, as... As far as perfect things to say go, 33 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,463 that was pretty good. 34 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,946 Felix, don't cry. I'm not crying. You 35 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,407 made me aware of my blinking. Irritated my eye. 36 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,162 Whew. So... 37 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,500 How does it feel to get all this off your chest? 38 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,378 Kind of amazing. 39 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,947 But, um, you were the easy one. 40 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,804 Yeah. Telling Mia's gonna suck. 41 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,598 Yeah. But she'll understand. 42 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:30,311 It's not like you cheated on her, or killed her cat. 43 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,671 I kind of kissed Benji. 44 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,026 Whoa. 45 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:15,398 Hey. 46 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,193 Hi, my love! 47 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,905 I didn't hear you come in last night. 48 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,239 How was your basketball trip? 49 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,034 It was... It was perfect. 50 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,202 I'm so glad. 51 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,499 Um 52 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,501 I have to get ready for school, 53 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:37,170 but good luck on your first day of piano lessons. 54 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,423 Thank you. Hey, is this a new jacket? 55 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,115 Yeah. Suits you. 56 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,011 Macho. 57 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,096 Welcome home, huh? Hey. 58 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,667 Oh, wow. 59 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,312 Did, uh, somebody turn our living room 60 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,482 into a piano academy? 61 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,734 So, uh, who are your new students? 62 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,986 Like, what are their names? 63 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,489 Nah, I just mean, like, um, what's their deal? 64 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:07,283 Are they, uh, guys? Girls? How old are they? 65 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,495 Well, let's see. There's Kyle, the ninth grader 66 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,580 who wants to be the next John Legend. 67 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,542 There's Lisa, the fourth grader. She's all thumbs. 68 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:18,127 And there's Fabian, the male underwear model 69 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,029 who insists on playing without a shirt. 70 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:27,303 Sorry. I was going for a joke to break the tension. 71 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,888 Didn't work. Nope. 72 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,516 Mando. Don't worry. 73 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,709 Just say good luck. 74 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,313 Good luck. 75 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,983 Good luck, and have a great first day of lessons. 76 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,592 Okay? Okay. 77 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,385 Bye. 78 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,787 Aw. The school dance. 79 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,874 The perfect place for a night of romance with my sweetie. 80 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,667 If my sweetie didn't think 81 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,879 being seen with me was social suicide. 82 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,714 What's the latest with you two? 83 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,717 She still doesn't want anyone knowing we're hooking up. 84 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:10,346 Mm. But she did tell Mia, so baby steps. 85 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,391 Or what's smaller than baby steps? Fetus steps? 86 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,186 Ugh. No, no, no. It's okay. I totally get it. 87 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,605 She is completely out of my league. 88 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:21,941 We're kind of like if Taylor Swift was dating the dog from A Dog's Purpose. 89 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,526 Hey! You're not a dog. 90 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,944 Okay, you're charming, 91 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:28,990 you have thick, shiny hair, and really nice brown eyes. 92 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,493 You are literally describing the dog from A Dog's Purpose. 93 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,952 Okay, do you want to be with Lake for real? 94 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,955 Of course. I mean, I've thought of so many ways to ask her to the dance. 95 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:39,876 I mean, skywriting, flash mob, a cappella serenade... 96 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:43,338 Then ask her. But, you know, in like, a, a normal way. 97 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,530 Okay. 98 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,534 Oh, God. 99 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,079 So, what's the game plan with Mia? 100 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,975 Uh, I'm gonna ask her if I could come over tonight 101 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,502 so she has some privacy when I tell her the truth. 102 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,649 Am I doing it? 103 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,174 Am I walking towards her? 104 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,528 Nope. 105 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:09,614 You are fully rooted in place. 106 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,474 Now, let me just give a tiny... Yep. 107 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,334 Hey. Hey. 108 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,878 How dope is Mia for letting me borrow these for the school dance? 109 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,463 I've said it before and I'll say it again. 110 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,091 She's way too good for you. Thanks. 111 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,491 Yeah. 112 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:34,097 Hey, look, before you say anything, I, I know I've been M. I. A. 113 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,291 It's just, it's‐‐ between work and this trip 114 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,604 I've been really crappy at keeping in touch. 115 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,130 And I'm sorry. 116 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,068 So, just because you're aware that you've been acting crappy, 117 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,028 I'm supposed to forgive you? 118 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,555 That's the hope. Yeah. 119 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,850 What if we hung out after school today? 120 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,145 Maybe I could come over to your house? 121 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,981 Are you free? 122 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,461 My dad and Veronica are going to a Billy Joel concert tonight, 123 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,672 so I have the house to myself. 124 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:11,783 And I had kind of a weird plan. 125 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,597 Um, I'm making homemade sushi. 126 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,640 Really? Yeah. 127 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:22,103 Ever since I saw, um, that Jiro Dreams of Sushi documentary, 128 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,230 I've been dying to try it. 129 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,857 So, are you in? 130 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,759 We'll either have an amazing dinner, or we'll get mercury poisoning. 131 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,030 I'm in. 132 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,764 Well, mata ne. 133 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:38,745 It's, uh, it's Japanese for "I'll see you later." Okay. 134 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,021 Bye. Bye. 135 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,454 Mm, Lake. Lake. 136 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,391 I've been thinking. 137 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,877 I should be more honest with you about what I want. 138 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,941 Look, I think we should go to the dance together. 139 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:11,528 Uh, I, I'm not really into dances. 140 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,947 What? You love everything dance‐related. 141 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,698 Dancing With the Stars. World of Dance. 142 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,910 Dance Dance Revolution. Dirty Dancing. So You Think You Can Dance. 143 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,037 You're such a good listener. Mmm. 144 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,455 Felix... 145 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,707 Couples who go to dances are scrutinized, 146 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,627 and I'm just not ready to put us under the Creekwood microscope. 147 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:30,004 So we can only see each other in a supply closet? 148 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,966 I can't live in the shadows, Lake. I'm pale enough as it is. 149 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,346 Well, uh, my parents won't be home after school. 150 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,056 Wanna come over? 151 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,208 Maybe it'll be so hot you'll catch a tan. 152 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,103 Oh, my God. Um... 153 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,105 And just to be clear, we're not advancing bases. 154 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,566 We're just advancing to an actual bedroom. Totally understand. 155 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,734 Just one thing. Is this a no‐shoes household, 156 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,404 because if so, I want to plan my sock situation accordingly. 157 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,679 Shh. 158 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,543 Hey. 159 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,754 Didn't think you were working today. I'm not. 160 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,280 I'm clearing out my stuff. 161 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,951 Starting next week, I'm transferring to a different location. 162 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,097 Is this because I kissed you? 163 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,790 I guess... kind of. 164 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,728 You don't have to switch stores, Benji. 165 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:30,815 What happened on our trip, it... it won't happen again. 166 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,090 Look. 167 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,365 My relationship with Derek isn't perfect. 168 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,575 But I don't want to lose him. 169 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,827 And when you kissed me, it put me in a tough spot. 170 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,186 You told him? 171 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,607 No. There's no reason to. He'd just get upset. 172 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:55,656 But the idea of working with you every day makes me feel 173 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,534 guilty. Why? 174 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,637 You didn't do anything wrong. 175 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,870 I know that. 176 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,352 Well, I guess, uh... 177 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,294 Guess I'll see you at school? 178 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:14,216 I think it's best if we stay out of each other's way. 179 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,177 Right. 180 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:31,042 Dear Simon, I'm coming out to Mia tonight. 181 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:35,213 And if that wasn't enough, Benji won't even talk to me. 182 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,406 Why does everything have to be so hard? 183 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,469 Lake, your room is beautiful. 184 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,471 Oh, my God. 185 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,932 Is that you as a little girl? 186 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,267 Oh! 187 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,353 Look at your little baby cheeks. I could just bite 'em. 188 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,188 Okay, could we not make this about me as a baby? 189 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,149 We finally have some privacy. 190 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,966 You're right. What's wrong with me? 191 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,947 Sweetheart, I'm home! 192 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,867 Uh, crap. Uh, my mom's home early. Just... 193 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,577 Just get under the bed. Okay? Go. 194 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,704 Go. 195 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,397 Hurry. She's coming. Okay? Go, go! 196 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,250 Hi, Mom. 197 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,878 Whose bag is that? Uh, mine. 198 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,880 Boy bags are the new trend. 199 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,091 Oh, honey, no. Even as far as boy bags go, 200 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,950 that is a very ugly backpack. 201 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,054 Um, thought you were getting your hair toned tonight. 202 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,641 Well, my stylist bailed, because her "child has croup." 203 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,894 Wah‐wah. Anyway, I was already at the mall, 204 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,814 so I did some shopping for you, so... fashion show. 205 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,525 Oh, uh, that's okay. 206 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:41,362 Lake, you're traipsing around school with a boys' backpack. 207 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:45,033 This jacket just makes your shoulders look like you're a bouncer. 208 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:48,018 Please? I really want you to go through some of these looks. 209 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,289 Uh, okay. 210 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:52,832 Yay! Fun! 211 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,014 Hey, Vic. 212 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,682 I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 213 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:13,603 Telling Mia is gonna be really, really hard. 214 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,022 You just gotta rip the gay Band‐Aid off 215 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,358 and hope that eventually she forgives you. 216 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,109 As for Benji, 217 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,028 when I screwed things up with all with my friends, 218 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,780 they wouldn't talk to me, either. 219 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:27,975 So, I wrote them a big apology on Creek Secrets. 220 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,870 I'm not saying you should do that, 221 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:34,898 but maybe try and help Benji understand where you're coming from. 222 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,308 Hey. 223 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,955 You, um... 224 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,832 You made me feel like such an idiot 225 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,941 this morning when I asked about your students. 226 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,294 What? 227 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,503 You told that stupid joke 228 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,547 to make me think that your students were all children. 229 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,675 That you weren't giving lessons to grown‐ass men in our apartment. 230 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,678 Armando! But of course you would lie to me about something like that. 231 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,014 That's exactly what somebody who betrayed her husband 232 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,497 and her family would do. 233 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,271 That man you saw wasn't a student. 234 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,191 He was dropping off a student. 235 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,651 So, how long until I can play "All of Me"? 236 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:47,221 In a month, I'd like to serenade Kira Brownstein at her bat mitzvah. 237 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,619 That sounds amazing. Okay... 238 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,062 Where were we? Okay. Yeah. 239 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,403 Oh, honey. This one's a keeper. 240 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,717 Thanks, Mom. Um 241 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,845 I really appreciate it, but I think I can do my own shopping. 242 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,389 Oh, you just worked so hard to lose all that weight, 243 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,708 and I just want you to present yourself in the most flattering light possible. 244 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,896 I think I'm presenting just fine. 245 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,272 Just fine? 246 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:25,026 I mean, do you think I'd be the top‐rated anchor in greater Atlanta 247 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,010 if I presented "just fine"? 248 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,947 I guess not. 249 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,698 No, you bet your ass, I wouldn't. 250 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,785 I mean, when I first started as a production assistant at Channel Nine, 251 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,662 do you know what they called me? 252 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,955 "Omaha." 253 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,415 Because I was a small town girl from Omaha 254 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,460 with a crappy haircut and polyester clothes. 255 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,796 So I lived on ramen and air 256 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,757 until I could afford an appointment at the nicest salon in town. 257 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:51,845 And on the weekends, I scoured thrift stores to find designer clothes. 258 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,096 A year later, 259 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,874 "Omaha" was the youngest field reporter in Channel Nine history. 260 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,687 Now look, you do fine in school, 261 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:03,231 but clearly, your grades aren't gonna open any doors, 262 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,067 so you need to get used to putting your best foot forward. 263 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,112 And that means knowing how to look curvy, but not big. 264 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,948 And attractive, but not like a floozy. 265 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,766 Public perception is crucial. 266 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:19,372 Uh, yeah. You're right. Thank you. 267 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,750 Um, I'll just... try the rest on later. 268 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,776 Oh, that's my girl. 269 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,639 Okay, for the record, she is insane. 270 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,726 Your body is literally perfect. Felix, please. 271 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,853 I'll just sneak you out the back door. 272 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,671 I can't even look at you, knowing you heard that conversation. 273 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,111 Actually, I want to take you somewhere. 274 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,678 Show you something. 275 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,869 We should probably eat these before they get cold. 276 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:02,064 Just a good old‐fashioned sushi joke. 277 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,044 Um, you okay? You seem kind quiet. 278 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,569 No, yeah. Yeah, I'm great. 279 00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,965 Aah. Cheers. 280 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,158 Cheers. 281 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:18,139 Should we drop out of high school, run away, and start a sushi restaurant? 282 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,166 Mm. 283 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,562 Hey, Mia, look. I, I wanted to talk 284 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,481 Mia, we're home! 285 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,316 Why are they back? 286 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,194 Uh, wow. I guess you're finally gonna meet my dad. 287 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,029 Oh, look at this. 288 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,813 I didn't realize we were having company over. 289 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,367 Hey. 290 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,618 Hi, I'm Victor. 291 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:39,786 Hello. 292 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,621 Victor. Nice to meet you. Hi. Veronica. 293 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,456 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 294 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,041 Uh, what happened to the concert? 295 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,585 Ah, we decided to bail. 296 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,379 Veronica, she wasn't feeling too well. 297 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,072 I guess I'm not really in a New York state of mind. 298 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,577 It's a Billy Joel reference. You know that song‐‐. 299 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,805 - Never mind. - Here you go, sweetheart. 300 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:00,682 - Thank you. - Well, did you guys eat? 301 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,226 Uh, no. Actually, I'm starving. 302 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,545 Well, we have plenty of sushi. 303 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,440 Thank you. I'm okay. 304 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,193 I'm not a huge sushi girl. 305 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,990 Yes, you are. You eat it all the time. 306 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:19,617 So, Victor, um... 307 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,829 You wouldn't know this, but we are big fans of your Instagram. 308 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,330 - Thank you. - Harold! 309 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,167 You can't tell him we look at his Instagram! 310 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:29,568 Oh, my God. Are you pregnant? 311 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,423 Mia. 312 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,241 Come on, that's ridiculous. She's, um... Honey... 313 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,664 Yes. I'm, I'm ten weeks pregnant. 314 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:48,521 I thought we were gonna wait for the right time to tell her. 315 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,590 I think it became the right time when she figured it out. 316 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,654 Maybe I should go. No. 317 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,514 No. Uh, stay. 318 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,035 Did you guys plan this? 319 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,205 No. It was... an accident, actually. Um... 320 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,748 But a happy one. 321 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:12,236 Because it really brought into focus how serious we are about each other. 322 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,589 Mm. 323 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,032 And on that note, uh. 324 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,346 Mia, we're getting married. 325 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,706 We were gonna tell you. We were just waiting for the right moment. 326 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,876 Um... 327 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,631 Much more exciting to have figured it out on my own. 328 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:37,135 I'm sorry. I just... I, I need a minute. Honey, you... 329 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,575 Well, uh... 330 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,560 Congratulations. 331 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,836 So, this is where I live. 332 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,697 I've never shown my apartment to anyone before. 333 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,259 Not even Victor. 334 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,966 Believe it or not, didn't always look like this. 335 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:21,597 My mom and I have lived here since I was born. 336 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,602 Used to be normal. 337 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,146 Fun place to live. 338 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,607 I had a ton of toys. 339 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,360 All my Legos went in that corner. 340 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,215 I had an Xbox over there, at one point. 341 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:43,202 And I had this trampoline that drove the downstairs neighbors crazy. 342 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:49,601 But, uh, I realized eventually that my mom was buying me all that stuff 343 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,854 to distract me from what was really going on. 344 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,923 She always suffered from depression. 345 00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,737 Over time, it got worse. 346 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:05,974 And she developed this inability to part ways with stuff. 347 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:12,123 So your mom's like a... a hoarder? 348 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:17,670 I like to think of her as a... over active collector. 349 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:20,572 But yeah, no, hoarder works, too. 350 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,303 Felix, why are you showing me this? 351 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,789 I saw your life. I wanted you to see mine. 352 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,435 Look, this might be where I live, 353 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,630 but this is not a reflection of who I am. 354 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:41,694 The way your mom sees you is not a reflection of you. 355 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,264 You are already the best version of yourself. 356 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,326 You're smart. 357 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,036 You're funny. 358 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,038 You're beautiful. 359 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,041 And for the record, I know what beauty looks like. 360 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:58,026 There's about a thousand Cosmo magazines in that corner to prove it. 361 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,754 Hey. 362 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:22,569 Sorry I'm being so angsty. 363 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,404 This isn't angsty. 364 00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:27,073 Angsty is when my sister gets so mad at my parents 365 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,349 that she drops their keys down the garbage disposal. 366 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,938 My dad is, like, the only family I have. 367 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,901 And now he's gonna have a new wife. 368 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,945 And a new baby. 369 00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,010 He's moving on. 370 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,053 Just like my mom. 371 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,055 He's not moving on. 372 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,332 You're still gonna be his whole world, Mia. 373 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:59,272 Look, he might suck at showing it, 374 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,983 but that man is crazy about you. 375 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,526 And that's never gonna change, 376 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:07,429 no matter how many wives or children he has. 377 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,766 He's not your mom, Mia. 378 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:23,695 What would I do without you? 379 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,720 So... um... 380 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,996 Thank you for coming. 381 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:36,834 Thanks for bring me. Meant a lot. 382 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,148 Oh. Looks like my Lyft's here. 383 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,508 So... 384 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:46,718 Lake. 385 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,156 Come to the dance with me. 386 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:54,184 I mean, who cares about public perception? We're great together. 387 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:58,021 I can't. 388 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,732 It's just. 389 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:05,529 I care too much about what other people think. 390 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:09,992 I understand. 391 00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:12,870 Thank you. 392 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,016 But whatever this is, Lake, I can't do it anymore. 393 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,959 I'm sorry. This is over. 394 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:55,430 Um, this is really good turkey, Mom. 395 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,789 Just the right amount of cumin. 396 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,858 What's wrong? You guys think it's too much cumin? 397 00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:11,362 I'm gonna go take Adrian out for ice cream. 398 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,574 Let you guys hash out the source of this awkward‐ass dinner. 399 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:16,618 Come on. Put on your shoes. 400 00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:17,643 Okay. 401 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,793 I don't feel comfortable with you giving piano lessons. 402 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,420 Wow. 403 00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:30,030 And here I thought you were going to apologize. 404 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,636 No, Armando. 405 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:38,014 I'm not gonna give up doing what I love. 406 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,099 I messed up. 407 00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:43,269 But I am tired of being this family's punching bag. 408 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,313 You screwed up, too. 409 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:48,566 If you hadn't have beaten the crap out of Roger after what happened, 410 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,444 you wouldn't have been fired, and we would have never had to move here. 411 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:00,745 Hey, Victor. Um, we were just‐‐. 412 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,020 Fighting. 413 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,397 Yeah, what's new? 414 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,817 Dad beat up his boss? 415 00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:12,590 We didn't want to overwhelm you guys with all the details. 416 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:16,076 Right. But you're cool with overwhelming us with your constant fighting. 417 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,639 You don't think we could all tell how off you guys are? 418 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:22,600 You and Pilar know we've been having some problems, 419 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,435 but I don't think Adrian 420 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,962 Adrian can sense it, too. He's little. He's not dumb. 421 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,257 Look, I get that you guys are going through something. 422 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,319 And I'm sorry. 423 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:35,679 I'm sorry it's been so hard for you guys. I really am. 424 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:40,976 But you make this house feel like a shitty place to come home to. 425 00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,189 You need to do better. 426 00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:47,733 For all of us. 427 00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:54,990 I'm sorry for swearing. But, um, I'm gonna go and take a shower. 428 00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:02,307 Hey, Vic, can I borrow ten bucks for ice cream? 429 00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:04,934 I can't hear you! 430 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,812 Okay. If I can go into your room 431 00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:10,117 and take ten bucks out of your wallet, say nothing at all. 432 00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,292 Hmm? 433 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:38,468 B, first of all, I am so sorry for kissing you. 434 00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:43,789 But please, just hear me out. 435 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,919 Who the hell is "B"? 32250

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