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Simon, I have big news.
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Mia and I are officially
in a relationship.
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She's basically my favorite person
to hang out with.
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And my family loves her, too.
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And I know what you're gonna ask me,
so I'll save you the trouble.
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The physical stuff is actually awesome.
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Mia's lips are mad soft,
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and she wears this lip gloss
that tastes like blue raspberry,
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which is my favorite flavor of Gatorade.
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Not here.
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There's too many people.
Don't want to rub it in their faces.
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Yeah, Simon. Everything's great.
I don't know what I was so scared of.
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The vagina.
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Some of you have them.
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Some of you have seen them,
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and some of you have only heard stories.
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You know, I have that same poster
in my bedroom.
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Don't test me today, Andrew. Okay?
I'm intermittent fasting.
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Uh, everybody, take a worksheet.
Fill out all the parts.
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And, uh, don't ask me how to spell
Fallopian tube, because I don't know.
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I guess you and Victor are probably
doing a lot of sex ed these days, right?
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Could you grow up, Andrew?
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Sorry.
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Just be over here. Working on my vagina.
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What was that?
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What do you mean?
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Okay, fine.
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Uh, it's just that Victor
likes to take things slow.
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Hmm.
Like, really, really slow.
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Wait, how far have you guys gone?
We've kissed.
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With tongue?
Of course.
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Okay. Our tongues have definitely...
grazed.
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Hmm. Is he a virgin?
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I don't know. Probably.
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But you're ready.
I think so.
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I definitely want to take things
to the next level. Or any level.
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We've kind of been stuck on the ground.
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God, and I really like him.
Mm.
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Two virgins about to
make passionate love.
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It's like a Shakespeare movie.
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Okay, so the first thing
you need to do is just
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send him a sexy message or two.
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I'm just saying, sometimes you have to
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show a guy that you're open
to their advances.
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Par example...
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You posted that about yourself?
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Yeah, but under my pseudonym:
"Jackie St. Boon."
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Okay, isn't that a little desperate?
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I'm just throwing some chum in the water
and waiting for the sharks to come.
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Sorry, I just saw Jaws.
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It's not as good at 47 Meters Down,
but it's solid.
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"Was I lovable once? Really?
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"Was I ever lovable?
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"I'm asking if you found me
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"lovable at one stage?
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"Well, I admit it is a teaser and you've
done more than your bit already
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for the time being, so just..."
What on Earth?
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I have no idea.
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I think her husband was named Willy
or something and trapped her in a box.
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No, not the monologue. Mia.
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"Just to know that you are there"
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"I miss your muscular legs."
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Holy cow, she wants you bad.
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Shh!
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What should I write back?
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I don't know.
Nobody's ever missed my legs before.
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He thumbsed‐up my text.
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Wait. That's what you wrote?
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Let Mama Lake take it from here.
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Lake, come on.
Do not rush me. I am an artist.
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There. Done. You're welcome.
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Lake!
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"But something tells me, do not..."
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Whoa!
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Looks like somebody's gonna be
dancing the midnight macarena.
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I don't think so.
I think she just invited me to her house
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with a whole bunch of emojis?
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Either she's gonna be making you
eggplant Parmesan,
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or you're getting lucky this Friday.
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"And do not overdo the bag..."
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Latte art.
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Remind you of anyone?
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Steve Harvey?
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It's Derek.
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Oh! Yeah, I see it now.
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Friday is our one year anniversary.
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We're supposed to go see
his friend's band downtown, but
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I want to do something romantic for him.
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Where'd you go for your first date?
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We got spaghetti and meatballs
at this corny Italian place.
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The food was good,
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but it ended up getting shut down
by the health department.
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God, I love meatballs.
So ugly. So delicious.
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Okay.
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Maybe, I mean, this is a little cheesy,
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but you could recreate your first date.
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You could have your own
Italian restaurant,
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but just you and Derek.
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I could do it here after we close.
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Light some candles,
put on some Italian accordion music.
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Yeah.
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Wow, Victor. Who knew you were
such a romantic?
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Mia is a lucky lady.
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Yeah. She's the luckiest.
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Okay, why'd you just do your
uncomfortable scrunch face
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when you said that?
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Okay, I'm hanging out
with Mia on Friday.
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You don't sound excited.
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I think Mia wants to take things
to the next level,
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and I'm... you know.
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Oh.
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You're a virgin.
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That's fine. You've just gotta relax.
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If I can have sex with girls,
anybody can.
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Wait, you‐But you're...
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Gay?
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I know.
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This was back when I was
figuring things out.
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Turns out human sexuality
is less of a straight line,
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and more of a Cirque du Soleil show.
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Long, confusing,
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and full of sexy clowns.
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Yep.
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Ooh, girl, you are serving me up
some sexy Professor McGonagall realness,
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and I am here for it.
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You mean I look like Maggie Smith?
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Changing.
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What? No! It's perfect!
You look all hot and witchy.
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Hmm. Why does my room
smell like sunscreen?
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Uh, that is a scented candle.
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Feuille de Lavande by Diptyque.
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Plus, I blasted your throw cushions
with body spray just for good measure.
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Hmm.
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You know, it's totally okay
to be nervous.
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I mean, tonight's your first time.
That's a really big deal.
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I mean, it is your first time, right?
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Oh, my God.
I am your best friend.
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Why didn't you tell me?
You tell me everything.
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Because it was a one‐time thing,
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and it was too soon,
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and awkward, and a total mistake.
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Hmm. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
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It's fine. I get it.
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But who was it?
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Just some random other counselor
at camp.
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Mm. Wow. Well, the most exciting thing
that happened to me at summer camp
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was when I accidentally bumped
a beehive with my selfie stick.
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But then they evacuated us
to the Marriott. Mm, thank you, bees.
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Well, don't you look like a man
whose life's about to be forever changed
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by the touch of a good woman.
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Guess so.
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What's that?
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You've never played "Settlers of Catan"?
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Oh, it's awesome. Me and my mom
throw down every Friday night.
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Sounds like fun.
It is.
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And not filled with a
crippling pressure to perform.
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Hey. Good luck tonight, buddy.
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You're gonna do great.
Thanks.
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Hey, Felix. Uh, wait up.
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Okay, relax. You look amazing.
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And if Victor doesn't hook up with you,
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I will.
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Yeah, I really wish you'd
stop offering that.
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Twist. And not the cool
M. Night Shyamalan kind.
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Who's ready to take a journey
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to the island of Catan?
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Okay, but just,
whatever is it, make it quick,
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'cause I don't want
to be late to the show.
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Shh. Just stop talking, okay?
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Okay.
All right. Keep your eyes closed.
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Okay.
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Giving me major
serial killer vibes right now.
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Okay. You can open.
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Welcome to "Trattoria di Benji."
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Whoa.
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And if you want to get a lot of points,
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you need to make sure to
upgrade your settlements,
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your cities, and your roads.
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All right. So, next...
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Hey.
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This is something
a little unorthodox
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I'm sorry about this.
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I tried to shake him,
but he didn't get the hint.
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You look nice.
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So each type of terrain
produces a different resource.
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So forests make lumber,
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um, fields make grain,
and of course, mountains, they make
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ore.
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If I...
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Okay, this is the most bored
I have ever been.
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And I'm including that time you tricked me
into listening to a podcast.
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That would make it
my tenth victory point,
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and crown me King of Catan.
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Ah. All right.
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Who's ready to start playing?
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Wait, we haven't started?
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What have we been doing
for the last 45 minutes?
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A tutorial.
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Okay. Uh, you guys start without me.
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I'll come with.
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Operation No Hanky‐Panky
seems to be going pretty well,
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don't you say?
Yeah.
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Hey, look, Felix,
I appreciate you doing this,
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but Mia's definitely pissed.
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So? Let her be pissed.
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All right? If you're not ready,
you're not ready.
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Your body, your choice.
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Yeah, I, I think I'm gonna go
and check on Mia.
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All right. But don't take too long.
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Don't know if I can trust myself
around all these wheat cards.
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Okay.
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So, do you like it?
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Spaghetti and meatballs,
like we had on our first date. Remember?
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Mm. Mm‐hmm. It's great.
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But shouldn't we head to the show soon?
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The opener are these two blind sisters
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who do bluegrass covers of TLC songs.
I mean, it's supposed to be awesome.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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Sounds really cool, but I thought maybe
we could skip the show tonight.
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You know, since it's our first anniversary
and everything.
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Anniversary?
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What, are we straight people now?
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Oh. Sorry.
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I didn't mean, like.
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I just don't really know if
I believe in all that stuff.
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What stuff? Anniversaries?
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Stuff that society tells us to want
just 'cause straight people do.
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Like, one of the best things
about being gay is that
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we don't have to conform to that
hetero‐normative,
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rom‐com bullshit that is dreamt up
by corporations
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to help sell greeting cards to morons.
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Well
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guess I'm one of those morons.
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Hey.
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I didn't mean.
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I'm sorry. I
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I'm a dick, and these meatballs
are really great.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Hey, do you think it would be cool
if we caught the end of the show?
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You know what? Yeah, you go ahead.
I'll meet you there.
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I gotta clean up first.
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Okay.
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Hey. You're the best.
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Have a good time.
Thank you.
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Hey, Ty, I'm on my way.
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Hey. Um... where's Mia?
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In her bedroom. Being furious.
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She planned this whole special night
for the two of you.
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And then you brought your weird friend
and screwed it all up.
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I just don't get it. Do you not like her?
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Is there someone else? Are you gay?
What is it?
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00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,432
I do like her.
254
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,018
'Kay. Well then, start acting like it.
255
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,396
Because this crap that
you're pulling here tonight,
256
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,148
it's just cruel.
257
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,101
Oh, hey. I was about to
come back downstairs.
258
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,428
Wanna watch Planet Earth with me?
259
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,097
Nope. I already ordered my Lyft.
260
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,208
Elang should be here in nine minutes.
261
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,103
You should probably go, too.
262
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,047
I don't think they'll be down
for quite some time.
263
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,527
What the hell?
264
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,345
What? What happened? Is Elang okay?
No. Look.
265
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,784
You, uh, you look amazing.
266
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,161
No, not the photo, idiot. The comments.
267
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,872
They called me a six. A six!
268
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,607
I am at least a low nine.
269
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,319
Well, you're a boy.
270
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,173
Tell me the truth.
271
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,366
Mm. What's my number?
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00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,681
N‐No. No way. I, I can't do that.
273
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,849
I
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00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,434
Okay, stop with the chivalry
and just give me a number,
275
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,545
and do not tell me I'm a 10,
because I totally won't believe you.
276
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,150
I
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00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:09,529
I think you deserve a guy who
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00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:13,032
who doesn't reduce you to a number.
279
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,935
Somebody like, um...
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00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,372
Like him.
281
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,041
Approximately 1/16th the size
282
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,775
I deserve to date a nub?
283
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,380
Okay, so he's not Brad Pitt.
284
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,215
And technically he doesn't have any eyes.
285
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,302
But angler fish are total romantics.
286
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,454
That fish only cares about one thing
in the entire world.
287
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,582
Her.
288
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,979
He spends most of his life
sniffing around the ocean
289
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,024
looking for his mate,
and when he finally finds her,
290
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,341
you know what he does?
291
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,552
Tells her a long, boring story?
292
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,156
He bites her,
293
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,034
and releases this enzyme in his saliva
294
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,329
that fuses them together like superglue.
295
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,706
Then he dies, and becomes
a part of her body,
296
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:06,294
and she swims away,
never thinking about him again, but
297
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,528
he doesn't mind.
298
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,698
Because he got what he always wanted.
299
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,785
To be with her. Forever.
300
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,432
That's what you deserve, Lake.
301
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,851
A guy who would sacrifice everything,
302
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:26,463
because he knows that the only thing
that matters in this entire world
303
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,383
is you.
304
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,866
You are so weird.
305
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,666
Um, do you wanna, um, sit down?
306
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,109
This hard wall is starting
to hurt my head.
307
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,696
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Uh.
308
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,621
I'm sorry. I just, I just need a minute.
309
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,457
Okay.
310
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,577
Hey. Sorry, I was just‐‐.
311
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,745
Okay, what's going on with you?
312
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:27,191
Is it me? Am I not attractive to you,
or whatever?
313
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,110
No, no. Mia...
314
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,575
Look, you're beautiful.
315
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:41,848
You're like, one of the prettiest girls
I've ever seen.
316
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,017
Then what is it?
317
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,292
What's wrong?
318
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,794
Truth is.
319
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,841
I'm
320
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,220
not ready.
321
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,977
I don't know. Maybe out here,
sex isn't, like, a big deal, but
322
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,499
back where I'm from,
323
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:10,484
we're more old‐fashioned.
324
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,739
Victor, it's fine.
325
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,369
Why didn't you just tell me?
326
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:26,834
I didn't want you to think
I was a loser.
327
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,296
I would never think you're a loser.
328
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:37,344
We can totally go slow.
329
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,021
It's getting pretty late.
I should probably go.
330
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:50,983
Okay.
331
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,030
Uh, Victor?
332
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,325
There's nothing else, right?
333
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,619
No.
334
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,778
Dear Simon,
335
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,906
I really do like Mia,
336
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:26,018
but what if that isn't enough?
337
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,153
Okay.
338
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,133
How'd you get so good at this?
YouTube.
339
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,283
Oh.
340
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,805
No. No hickeys.
341
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,641
No one can know about this.
This has to stay our little secret.
342
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,270
Well, three can keep a secret
if two of them are dead.
343
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,438
What?
344
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:56,357
Sorry. Benjamin Franklin quote.
I, I won't tell anyone.
345
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,775
Yeah. No more talking.
Okay.
346
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,301
Okay.
Uh‐huh.
347
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:07,619
Hey, Victor.
I know you really like Mia,
348
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,354
and you've been trying to
figure out if you're attracted to her.
349
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:14,042
It sounds like tonight,
you realized that you're not,
350
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,817
and that's okay.
351
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:21,156
But maybe it's time for you to really
figure out what you want.
352
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,909
Before someone gets hurt.
353
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,468
What are you doing here?
354
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,887
I could ask you the same thing.
355
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,725
How did "Trattoria di Benji" go?
356
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,019
Fine.
357
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,190
So, how was your big date?
358
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,152
Not much to tell.
359
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,450
Working on your latte art?
Yep.
360
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,638
I think I might actually be
getting better.
361
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,682
Really?
Mm‐hmm.
362
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,433
You wanna try?
363
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,919
Yeah.
The trick is to pour quickly.
364
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,880
What do you want to make?
365
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,674
How about
366
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,736
a meatball?
367
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,055
So ugly, but so delicious.
368
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,017
Okay.
369
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,937
All right. Start there,
and then pour it in the center.
370
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,149
That's it. There you go.
371
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:44,448
Yep. You got it.
That looks like a meatball to me.
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