Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

[screaming]

You want some more? Come and get it!

Hi-yaah!

Hector, take care of those bug boys for me, please.

Now, as for you, Mr. Ninja smarty-pants..

There's no way I'm letting some old grandma stop me.

Who you calling an old grandma?

- Hi-yaah! - Ooh!

Yow! Grrrr-ohhh!

- Whoopie! - Take that, you ninja!

[clamoring]

[groaning]

Good job, boy.

Hmmm.

[chuckles] Oh, now I remember.

[ticking]

Silly me.

Sometimes I think I might forget my own head

if it weren't attached.

I'm glad gwanny's head is attached.

[humming]

[dramatic music]

Aha.

That should do it.

Looks like the world is safe for another day.

Clear!

While we await our helicopter

I'll check my day planner.

My, looks like we solved this case just in time.

Granny, it's time for your pets' annual physical.

Boys, it looks like we've got a date

with the veterinarian tomorrow morning.

(male 1) Stand by for rescue.

People, this is one episode you don't wanna miss.

[instrumental music]

The doctor has your porcupine scheduled for next Tuesday.

[oinking]

Hoo-hah.

[sniffing]

[barking]

Dogs will be obsolete in 5 years. Imagine that.

[barking]

[sighs]

[oinking]

Appawently, he's fwom philadelphia.

Figures.

[barking]

Hector. Hector the bull mastiff.

[barking]

crash

Well, aren't you the cutest thing?

Aw, now, don't be frightened.

[whimpering]

[teeth chattering]

[whimpering]

Would that be your tweety bird?

Why, yes, he is.

Well, I'll take him now for his examination.

What a sweetie.

[squeaks]

I'm tweety.

Judging by the looks of these nurses

maybe this won't be such a raw deal after all.

[slurping]

[sniffs]

[puffs]

(female 1) Sylvester the cat!

Oh, yes. He's right over here.

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

- 'Meow, meow, meow.' - Have a good time, sylvester.

(man on TV) 'Welcome back to our colossal battle'

'of the Monster Trucks versus the Chicago Cranks.'

'Oh, what a waste of time.'

[crunching]

[groaning]

[instrumental music]

[clattering]

Just a simple twist of the wrist and hah!

[banging]

Aw, nuts!

Hello. Hello?

[humming]

- 'Good morning, doctor.' - 'Good morning, doctor.'

- 'I like that tie.' - 'Good morning.'

- 'Good morning, doctor.' - O'h, hello there, doctor.'

Oh, there you are, doctor.

You've got a patient waiting for you.

Not again.

[gasps]

Oh, aren't you just the silliest thing?

[groaning]

[whimpering]

Here, sweetie.

Hmm.

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

Now let's hear you say, ah.

I tot she just did.

Ah-h-h.

Bet you didn't know I was a basso profundo.

[grunts]

Mmm.

[grunts]

[blows]

[chuckles]

[yawns]

Tweety..

Well, you look healthy enough.

Let's just take your pulse to be sure.

My, your little heart sounds extremely healthy.

[thud]

Oh, my!

We best check that eyesight of yours.

[grunting]

[evil laughing]

[yelps]

[coughing]

What will those clever fellas think of next?

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

Huh?

[gasps]

- Aah! - There, there, little pussycat.

You need not worry.

'Dr. Chester is your special friend.'

[cheering]

Who in blazes cares about monster-truck pulls?

E-Q-W-E-R

T-I-O-P.

[squeaking]

Oh, my. Fascinating.

(male 1) 'What is this, poor little friend?'

You're twitching all over.

I sure hope we don't have a case

of canineparitis roughatitis here.

We better run a few checks. I'll be back.

Don't you go running off infecting everyone else now.

[chuckling]

[moaning]

[sobbing]

[somber music]

Hmm.

[whimpering]

[sobbing]

[instrumental music]

Hmm, we have another place for you.

[whimpers]

splat

[cats laughing]

[gasps]

[laughing]

[sobbing]

There, there, little friend. No need to stress out.

You're in impeccable shape.

You just have a bad case of fleas.

[instrumental music]

Darn! I just know it's in here.

Here, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty.

[Sylvester screaming]

Well, there you are!

Here's a little treat for you, Sylvester.

Eh, sylvester?

[gunfire]

[yawns]

Granny, your pets are ready to leave.

Huh?

Oh, my.

But where's my Sylvester?

That's funny. We thought he might be with you.

[crashing]

Oh, dear.

[screaming]

Sylvester!

[panting]

This cage never looked better.

[theme music]