Original subtitles

[theme music]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come in on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

[instrumental music]

(Granny) "Brussels' Grand Place dating from the late 1690s

"was the headquarters of the great trading

"and mercantile guilds.

"Tailors, butchers, brewers

"chocolate makers, lace makers

and of course, tourist shops."

(male #1) 'It's only 6000 Belgian francs, madame.'

[stammering] How much?

[chuckles] That is to say 200 American dollar, madame.

Oh, that price stinks in any language.

I guess francs is easy to pinch as a penny.

[Tweety groans]

thud

crash

yawns

[gasps]

- Hey, puddy, XYZ. - Huh?

Oh.

[growls]

[barking]

crash

[barking]

[grunts]

[barking]

[glass shattering]

[glass shattering]

(Granny) 'Stop, boys.'

[groans]

Charge it.

[cash register dings]

Oh, the statue of Napoleon, the great emperor.

'He has disappeared.'

'Who could have stolen the statue?'

Hmm, someone stole Napoleon.

Huh?

[growls]

[instrumental music]

Thief, robber, the Napoleons are missing.

[indistinct chatter]

[speaking in foreign language]

All my plaster Napoleons are missing!

So are my beloved action figures of the Little General.

And I thought Napoleon statues were as worthless

as a bag of hard-boiled eggs and nuts.

[trumpet music]

(Granny) Oh, look, boys, I wish we had time

'to watch Napoleon's battle at Waterloo.'

[chuckles] Huh?

[groans]

[speaking in foreign language]

[horse neighing]

clank

[sizzling]

[gunfire]

[explosions]

[drumroll]

[bagpipe music]

[speaking in foreign language]

[drumroll]

[shouts]

[growls]

[drum music]

click

[growls]

[whimpering]

[engine revving]

[Hector shivering]

(Granny) 'Easy, boy, easy.'

[teeth chattering]

'Now don't fidget.'

Be proud, Hector.

After all, how many doggies

get to play the greatest general of all time?

This should do the trick.

Vegetable dye for that bronze look.

And after all, how many Tweety's get to be eaten by me?

By the looks of your tummy, quite a few.

clang

[rumbling]

Watch yourself, Tweety, he's not a real statue.

[instrumental music]

The bait is set. Now we need a taker.

[engine revvs]

- 'Backseat driver.' - Quiet. This way.

[whimpering]

Eh, this one's heavy.

(Granny) They're taking Hector away.

After them!

'Oh, nuts!'

vroom

'"Eurostar?"'

(Granny) Hold that train!

[train chugging]

Oh, flibbertigibbet.

[groans]

Cat, there's only three things on your mind.

'Food, food, food.'

[train horn blaring]

Now let's have a look in here.

(male #2) 'You sure this all is worth 500 quid, Butch?'

Well, Tim, a sign did say antique shop, didn't it?

And this beauty alone ought to fetch us a queen's ransom.

He's got a face only a granny would love, doesn't he?

[laughs]

[growls]

[barking]

Ooh! Ow! Ow!

[screaming]

[groans]

[barking]

Oh, blimey! I'm caught.

[Hector growls]

[Tim screams]

Come on up to it.

[instrumental music]

I say, what's all this then?

[groans]

- Mademoiselle. - Charmed, I'm sure.

- No, no! - Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

[groaning]

[barking]

[panting] Oh, my.

[panting]

slurp

chomp chomp

whoosh

[screaming]

[laughing]

splash

vroom

[gasps]

[gulps]

(Granny) 'Uh-huh, no matter what'

'we'll follow that train straight to London.'

[all screaming]

[train chugging]

[clears throat] Are you employed?

Are you here on holiday? How long do you intend to stay?

Are you seeking work?

[train chugging]

(male #3) 'Are you employed? Are you here on holiday?'

How long do you intend to stay? Are you seeking work?

(Butch) We brung you all the Napoleons

we could lay our hands on, governor.

Well, give it here and let's have a look-o.

Remember, gov, you promised us 500 quid for the lot.

Five hundred quid?

I wouldn't give you a farthing for this.

Blast the both of ya.

Thems the Napoleons I'd pay 500 quid for.

'Me customers can't get enough of them.'

'Now, get out!'

And take this sack of brick you brought with ya.

thud

Take them in charge, officer.

[instrumental music]

vroom

Blimey, the general store just out of pastry.

I never thought knowing how to read

would get me into trouble.

Another case solved.

Now to find Hector.

Hey, wait for me.

[indistinct chatter]

They're comin'. I see 'em!

[crowd cheering]

E-excuse me. Pardon me. Old lady moving through.

Why, there you are.

(male #4) 'The winner of the Channel Swim!'

Congratulations!

Why, Hector, isn't this exciting?

While we were solving the case, you were winning the race.

[blows nose]

Hey, it looks like puddy made his Waterloo.

[theme music]