Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes-siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety.. ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Qawwkk!

Bawk! Bawk!

Yaah!

Bawk!

[trumpets]

snap

crash

[bird cries]

[sniffling]

Polar bear..

Walrus..

Eskimo..

Penguin.

Penguin?

Where's the penguin?

He's gone!

An ice follies without a penguin is like a-a..

...a penguinless ice follies.

No one will pay to see that.

What'll we do?

Who can we call?

(Sylvester) So that's what brought us here

To the th-th-sweltering Sahara.

Oh, what a terrible place to be lost.

I hope the little fellow has some sunscreen.

I think it's time for an in-flight meal.

(Granny) What are you doing?

Aah! Hold on! We're going in!

I can't watch.

I'm too hungry to die.

Aah!

[screaming]

crash

See? That wasn't so bad.

[groaning]

[wrench turning]

Now, you two stay near the plane and be careful.

The desert can play strange tricks on you.

grrr

The only trick I wanna play

is to make my stomach appear full.

Whew! I finally lost that mean old puddy.

Whoops. Looks like I'm the one who's lost.

Better signal for help.

Hel-l-lp!

Huh?

Aha!

Time for a little desert dessert.

Maybe this flare gun will send a better signal.

boom

[gasping]

[wheezing]

Water! Water!

Puddy, I had no idea you were that bright.

Whew.

Well, puddy tat what do you say

we call a twuce until we're found?

Oh...okay.

But the second we get out of this

youse got a one-way ticket to my stomach.

Sounds wike a deal.

[panting]

Aha!

[glugging]

Ahh!

Hey!

chomp chomp chomp

Looks like the heat finally got to this puddy tat.

[giggling]

(all) Hi, Sylvester.

[clicks tongue] Ladies.

[spitting]

Suffering succotash!

It was all a mirage.

The pool, the girls, the water cooler

the French Foreign Legion Fort.

Huh?

The French Foreign Legion Fort?

Yep. It's the genuine ting, alright.

Ee-youch!

[French accent] And so is zis.

Hands up, trespassers.

You're under arrest.

- Ohh.. - Uh-oh.

Yeow!

Your sentence for trespassing

is 20 years.

You will serve out your time

as regulars in ze Foreign Legion.

Hey. There's the missing penguin.

'Looks like he's been dwafted, too.'

FYI., I'm going AWOL ASAP.

Roll call is in 30 minutes.

After roll call, we will commence with ze flogging.

After ze flogging, we will have a light dinner.

Ah. Dinner?

On second thought, consider me enlisted.

[bugle plays reveille]

Your feet are too big.

Your eyes are too close together.

There's a wrinkle in your shirt, soldier!

'You're ze worst recruits I've ever seen.'

'That's it! No food for a week.'

(all) Huh?

[crying]

No food for a week?

[munching]

- Acch! - That is an outrage!

A legionnaire never eats his fellow legionnaire.

Unless it's absolutely necessary.

Now zere will be no food orwater for two weeks.

Ze enemy is here.

'Monsieur le canary shall attack from ze right flank.'

'Monsieur le pen-gu-in shall attack from ze left.'

'Monsieur le pussycat shall march 1000 miles'

'climb ze mountains, cross ze raging volta river'

'then take a taxi to ze mini-mall'

'where he shall pick up my laundry.'

'Then he shall march all ze way back'

'and attack from ze front.'

Ho ho ho!

I saw zat.

Do not think you can be rolling ze eyes at me

or I will have your hide

'as my doormat.'

Let me warn you

ze enemy is ruthless

stubborn, and very, very nasty, indeed.

'Not to mention extremely smelly.'

'Mon dieu!P.U.!'

I do not expect anyone

'to come back from zees mission'

'alive.'

[whimpering]

This guy is definitely

a few eggs short of a quiche

and if I don't come up with a plan

we're gonna be those missing eggs.

Ooh! I've got me a wittle idea.

- Pffftt! - Huh?

So you, monsieur le pussycat

you dare to give me ze raspberries?

Only I can be giving ze raspberries.

Pffftt! Come back, you coward!

'I am not yet finished dispensing with ze raspberries.'

Pffftt!

With them out of the way for a while

on to phase two, a vewy sad story.

"Once upon a time

"there was a lovely mother penguin

and her cute itty-bitty wittle baby penguin."

Yaah!

Run and hide, monsieur le pussycat

'for I am coming to find you.'

Ha ha ha! I have found you!

Bon voyage, mon ami.

Oof!

[whistling]

"But the itty-bitty baby penguin got stuck

on a big old iceberg

and tawt he'd never see his lovely mommy again."

- Whoops. - Aah!

Hold that tawt.

[penguin crying]

Come back here, you!

Do you know what ze penalty for desertion is?

I promise you, it is very, very nasty, indeed!

(Tweety) "And the baby penguin and his mother

lived happily ever after. The end."

Oh, goodness gracious, you found the penguin.

Good work, boys.

But where have you been all this time?

I've been worried sick.

The plane has been fixed for hours.

Why, that looks like

a French Foreign Legion Outpost.

[chuckling] well, what do you know?

We must have just seen a mirage.

'I warned you boys'

'that the desert can play tricks on you.'

[Commandant laughing]