Original subtitles

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♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow, it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday, I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

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(Sylvester) They say justice is blind

but in Sweden, it's also blonde.

[in Swedish accent] Order. I, Judge Judy

declare this trial open. Prosecutor.

[in Swedish accent] Your Honor, I, Hamilton Meatball

will prove that the defendant

famed fitness trainer Bjorn Torun

'is guilty of the disappearance of Dr. Swen Fen'

famed diet doctor.

[gasping]

Dog of Flanders!

Explain yourself, counselor.

[clears throat] The defendant, Your Honor

'had high hopes to hoard'

'the annual Halbanski Fitness Award.'

Swen was the ringer, and this Bjorn knew.

The prize could be won by one entry, not two.

He augmented the treadmill and poor Dr. Swen

to speed up to 99 miles times 10.

The speed of the treadmill uplifted his sweat

with the helium-mimicking 'pfft' effect.

And where's Dr. Swen now?

Well, no one can say.

'But he's probably 66 light-years away.'

[gulps] Aw, well. You win some, you lose some.

I meant what I said in this courtroom event.

The red herring will prove that I'm inn-o-cent.

Ooh.

[ringing]

Hello. Granny?

Oh, Pjerry Nelson.

My law-school sweetheart.

[whistles]

'Ho-ho. Yes, he's quite a hunk.'

'He was voted most likely to become'

a Scandinavian ambulance chaser.

I'm voting for who's most likely to be lunch.

Heh heh heh heh. Ahh..

wham

Hey, class of '98.

Pjerry said he needs me there

absolutely, positively overnight.

bang bang bang

Potty break.

Pjerry?

Pjerry Nelson? Why, you haven't changed--

- Hey! - In 50 years.

You got here fast.

(Granny) 'Oh. Well, they had a special.'

'Delivery in 30 minutes or you don't pay.'

- 'What's the emergency?' - 'I need a favor.'

sniff sniff sniff sniff

And I need someplace to freshen up.

I know what they say about justice

but I don't trust that blindfold.

Aha!

[whistles]

(Tweety) 'Tweam rinse, please.'

- Huh? - Come on, come on.

[Tweety whistling]

Aha!

Well, what do you know?

All my troubles went down the drain.

Aah!

Order in the court.

I'll have a pickled mackerel on wheat toast.

I hate that joke, Nelson.

And who are these creatures?

Uh, just some tourists.

Shoo, little tourist lady.

Go visit a Swedish factory or something.

- What for? - Red Herring.

The one we need comes from a factory, but I forget which one.

This should help.

- They're gone. Ooh, ooh. - Uh, pardon me.

Does anyone have exact change for the tram?

(Pjerry) 'Yeah.'

"Swedish factories, A to Z."

I wonder if it made the bestseller list.

Now, let's see, the first one is Acmobil.

'Oh, they make the safest cars on earth.'

Pleased to help you.

I-I'm looking for a red herring.

Herring? Herring?

Well, let's see what we have on the assembly line.

- Grr! - Uh-oh!

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Ahh.

Something in a red herring, yes?

[alarm buzzes]

Ahh. Oop.

Oof!

Aah! Aah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh!

[screaming]

There you are, ma'am.

One red herring.

Ahh!

[sniffs]

[chomps]

[plop]

Duh.

[gurgling]

[chomping]

Uh!

Mm!

Hm!

[smacks lips]

Huh?

(Granny) 'Next, Acme Glassworks Factory.'

'Even if we don't find the herring'

'I can pick up a crystal calendar for Aunt Louise.'

Pleased to help you.

Uh, do you carry red herring?

We have-a goblets, tumbler, parfait

fondue set and snifter.

Let me show you our factory line.

- Oh, no! - Grr!

Aha!

Huh?

[screams]

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[air hissing]

ding ding

beep

crash

(Granny) 'Next stop, Acmea.'

'The birthplace of unassembled furniture.'

Pleased to help you.

Uh, do you carry red herring?

[sighs] Over there.

Can you help me?

Oh, goody, I've been looking

for a good cage bottom organizer.

Organize yourself into one of the basic food groups.

Yoo-hoo, puddy.

[slam]

(Sylvester) 'Hey! Let me out!'

'Let me out of here!'

bang bang bang

I'm looking for a red herring.

I am red herring.

So you are.

Do you know Bjorn Torun?

Ja.He works here with me.

But I haven't seen him since that round guy came in.

Round guy? Oh, dear!

(Pjerry) 'It is irrelevant and immaterial'

'whether the egg or the chicken was first on the crime scene.'

(Granny) 'Stop the trial!'

Bjorn Torun is innocent.

And I have the red herring to prove it.

[clears throat] Red knows Bjorn.

He knows him by sight.

They work at Acmea together each night.

Red and Bjorn were de-legging a bench

when a man came to purchase a blue fluken wrench

the very same wrench was found at the scene

of the crime of the augmented treadmill machine.

Alright! I did it!

Dr. Fen promised to help me lose weight

but then he expected me to..

...eat less and exercise.

The fiend!

(Judge Judy) 'Order! Order!'

[people murmuring]

Package for granny.

Oh, my. What could it be?

Oh, a 1000-piece, 3-D puddy puzzle!

[groans]

Let's just hope there isn't a piece missing.

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