Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

[instrumental music]

I'm so happy I could get us tickets.

"Batman The Musical" is supposed to be

the best show of the season.

[gasps] Well, I'll be.

'"Rassle Mania?" Oh, my.'

'The musical must be next week.'

Oh, well, I guess a little wholesome athletics

might do us some good.

Ooh! Westling!

I just wuv seeing big sweaty men gwapple with each other.

Hmm, maybe this'll give me a chance

to rassle up some dinner.

(male #1) 'We's been robbed!'

Somebody stole the championship belt!

Oh, there, there, young man. It can't be all that bad.

Maybe you could get suspenders.

[crying] No, I tells you, we's ruined.

If we can't find the belt, we can't have no championship.

Oh, why is there never no internationally famous

criminal investigators around when you needs 'em?

Oh, I don't know about that.

Here's the mugs that was in the room

when the belt was pinched.

'This here's The Bulk, The Mangler.'

[snaps]

'The Gargling Garroter.'

'And The Great Emancipator.'

Oh, my, they all look like such nice young men.

I can't imagine any of them committing a crime.

Except for that last one.

His face doesn't look too honest.

[instrumental music]

Kill him! Ooh, rip him to shweds!

Stomp him to a pulp!

I just love these cultural pwogwams.

Now's my chance.

Get your peanuts! Popcorn! Birdseed!

Hey, mister, I want some peanuts.

[scremaing] He's the one, mama!

P-p-peanuts.

P-p-popcorn.

[sniffing]

[instrumental muisc]

[thuds]

[grunting]

[groaning]

Mm, these lockers are awfully dirty.

Looks like somebody hasn't been doing their..

[grunts]

'Let me out of here.'

[grunting]

Yeah, give him a right! Hey, down in fwont.

Watch the birdie.

Come on back here, you little flying snack treat.

[grunts]

Gotcha!

Hey!

Ladies and gents

the winner of the next match receives

this genuine imitation silver trophy.

But first he must defeat the champion--

The Bean Counter.

That's the champ?

I'll beat him with one paw tied behind my back.

Then I can claim the prize inside the prize.

(male #2) 'And in this corner'

'weighing in at 297 pounds..'

...a pussycat?

(male #3) 'Round one, champ and challenger approach each other cautiously.'

'Just look at the determination on the champ's face.'

He's a killer, I tell ya. What's this?

'Looks like the challenger has his sports a little confused.'

Ooh! Ouch!

[crowd cheers]

Say, this is wrestling, not fisticuffs.

Oh, goody. Ringside seats.

[crowd cheers]

[ripping]

Wait a second, folks.

'The champ has just tagged off'

'to the one and only crusher'

'just back from his 15-year suspension'

'for unsportsmanlike conduct.'

[crowd cheering]

[grunts] Uh?

Ah. Heh-heh=heh.

[gasps]

[somber music]

Don't go away. We're all about to get culturally enriched.

(male #3) 'Oh, boy! Now we're really gonna see something.'

Will The Crusher recapture his old form?

[grunting]

Ooh! Yes, sirree!

It looks like The Crusher we love to loathe is back.

Ooh. That was unpleasant.

[whimpering]

[booing]

[screams]

[crickets chirping]

[growling]

All in all, not as nasty as I'd perceived it to be.

[gulp] I thought this was supposed to be wrestling, not boxing.

[screaming]

[cheering]

(male #3) 'And Crusher clobbers the pussycat'

'with the renowned frying pan routine.'

'The crusher moves in for the kill..'

'...but, oh, looks like he'll have to wait for round two.'

[panting]

[gurgling]

Come on, killer, don't let that

big palooka push you awound like that.

What're you, a man or a mouse?

[humming]

[yawn]

Squeak. Squeak.

Now go out there and give him the what for and why.

[thumping]

[gruntign]

Ooh, my sensitive widdle ears

can't take much more of this.

[grunting continues]

(The Janitor) 'Hm! I used to be champ. Yeah, I used to clean up the ring.'

No one could stop The Janitor.

But now it's, "Janitor, clean up this. Clean up that."

There's no appreciation for tradition, I tell ya.

Uh-oh. The belt burglar. I'd better find gwanny.

[whimpering]

What's dat, boy? Gwanny's inside?

Here, let me twy.

[lock clicking]

I learned this from the birdman of alcatwaz.

Good work, boys.

[gruntign] I haven't felt such relief

since I stopped wearing corsets.

[gasps]

- You! - Yes! Yes!

I admit it. I took the belt.

I need it to provide lower back support.

- A likely story. - No, really.

Every night, there are hundreds of sweaty towels

laying around here. Does anybody help me?

No. I deserve this belt.

Oh, save it for the jury, janitor.

Take him away, boys.

Well, well. Another case solved.

But where is that darn sylvester?

[instrumental music]

(male #3) 'And the Crusher pulverizes the Pussycat'

'with a powerful pile driver! And another!'

'And another!'

'And now the crusher stomps the Pussycat'

'with the infamous great Stomp Of Doom!'

Oww!

Sylvester. Come here right now.

[grunting]

Tag off.

Uh-oh, folks, here's a shocker.

The challenger has tagged off to none other

than legendary super sleuth and senior rights advocate

'Granny!'

Looks like it's time for puddy to throw in the towel.

I'll teach you to pick on little kittens, you big ape.

Aw, I'm scared.

Yowwwgh!

[growling]

[screaming]

Take that. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

And he was as big as they come.

Goodness. Hee-hee-hee!

I can see all the way to china.

Actually, it's Republic of Kirghizstan

created 1991 during breakup of Soviet Union.

I hate when cartoons get too educational.

The winner and new champeen..

...Granny!

[crowd cheerin]

[growling]

I coulda been a contender.

Dah, you and me both.

[mumbling]

[theme music]