Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It may be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Some how it still all fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

[instrumental music]

(Sylvester) After receiving an anonymous telegram

we were summoned to the South Pacific.

Someone, it seems

had stolen all the canaries from Kanary Island.

Uh, that's Kanary Island with a "K."

But as usual,I had my eye

on one succulent little canary of my own.

Kanary Island?

Sounds like old home week.

Ha!

Oh, dear!

That fog is as thick as last week's bouillabaisse.

I hope we can make it to the mainland.

Oh, look, Tweety!

A welcoming committee has rowed out to meet us.

Yoo-hoo! Over here, fellas!

[dramatic music]

Aaach!

thwack

[clamoring]

I can't swim!

Yipe!

[upbeat music]

- Keep moving. - Yipe!

Ah! This must be our mysterious host.

Now we're getting someplace.

(Granny) 'Huh! Mumbler Grando!'

The world-famous actor recluse.

So you're the one who sent us that telegram.

[mumbling]

We might have to use subtitles for this episode.

[mumbling]

Ah! That's much better.

Good heavens!

I've never seen so many paintings of canaries.

[slurping] Ah!

Ah! Eeeh!

I don't know much about art

but I like the subject matter.

[sobbing]

Oh, dear me.

Haven't you ever thought of painting a tree

or some nice fruit

or perhaps some other kind of bird?

[crying]

[crying]

Oh, you poor man.

Well, not to worry.

I'll ferret out whoever's swiping those little birdies

and why.

(Sylvester) We'd only been on the case a few minutes

but we'd already discovered one thing..

the fat guy was a total nut job!

While I head out to look for clues

why don't you paint Tweety?

Wittle old me pose for a portrait?

Mm-hmm.

Well, alright, just as long as it's tasteful.

It's settled then.

You two stay here and keep an eye on Tweety.

Remember, there's a canary-snatcher on the loose.

[growling]

Mwah!

Hah hah hah!

If it's good enough for whistler's mother

it's good enough for me.

After all, I'm kind of a whistler myself.

[mumbling]

Uh-oh. Better call the fire department.

There's a kitty up this tree.

swish swish

creek creek

sniff sniff

swoosh

splash

Hey, what in the..

[gasps] Ah!

thwack

Huh? Huh!

[mumbling]

[sobbing]

chomp chomp chomp

Hey, if he keeps masticating fruit at this rate

there won't be any grub left on the island.

[mumbling]

What'd he say?

Beats me. Check the subtitle.

- "I'm so derps.. depressed.." - "I'm so depress, depressed.."

- "I'll keep eating.." - "I'll eating.."

- "Until some-one. No someone.." - "Until some-one. Some-one.."

- "Brings back my birds." - "Brings back my birds."

"My birds."

Huh? Huh!

Hey, let's find that bird thief.

My goodness!

One leaf looks just like the next leaf.

No point in turning over a new leaf here.

"A new leaf." Ha ha ha!

sniff sniff sniff

ruff ruff ruff

What is it, boy?

[gibberish]

Oh, dear! Tweety is gone!

We've got to get back to the village right away.

Now, let's see..

which way would that be?

Now where'd that birdnapper run off to with my meal?

[birds chirping]

Sheesh! I'm so hungry

I'm starting to hear canaries.

Wait a second!

That is the sound of canaries!

[birds chirping]

Ooh!

[instrumental music]

Uh-oh! I don't like to look a gift horse in the mouth

but it's not exactly the rescue team I was hoping for.

So this is where all the canary theft's been taken to.

An expert at deduction, isn't he?

There's just one way to describe this situation

all you can eat!

And what better way to begin the feast

than with my favorite appetizer.

You better not do something you'll regret in the morning.

Hah! Life's too short to have regrets, I always say.

Ooh! Look at that big fat canary!

Where?

You could get a week's worth

of leftovers out of him.

Oh.. Hey!

Oh, no, you don't!

- Hu-ah! - Grr!

I'm not the kind of guy who says "I told you so."

We captured your bird thief, boss.

Caught the dumb pussycat red-handed. Heh heh heh.

Yellow-handed is more like it.

What do you want we should do with him?

Yikes!

I hope fat boy realizes

I'm a cat and not a piglet.

I don't like that look in his eye.

(Granny) 'Drop that cat!'

Whoo. Huh! Ugh!

You've got the wrong suspect.

The real canary thief is right under our very noses.

Isn't that right, Lefty?

Or should I say Strasbourg Stanislovski?

Huh? Ha ha ha.

Hey, boss, the old bag's off her rocker.

[grunting]

[mumbling]

That's right! Your old acting teacher

in the flesh!

Alright! I admit it!

But I stole those canaries in the name of art.

My prize pupil!

Greatest living actor

and you threw it all away to come here

and do hideous paintings of silly little birdies!

Aach!

Ugh! I plan to steal all the canaries on the island

so that you'd have nothing left to paint

and would return to your true calling.

The theater!

This guy chews more scenery than a roomful of termites.

Well, Strasbourg, you made one slip-up.

When you imprisoned Tweety in that bird cage

you made the mistake of lining

the cage...with this!

A negative "New York Times" review

of your last performance.

Take him away, boys!

He could star in prison shows.

Oh! Do they have a director in mind?

I also direct, you know?

[birds chirping]

- Yay! - Hooray!

[gibberish]

[sighs]

Pretty birds.

I like yellow birdies.

[chomping]

For once, I'm not the only canary puddy can't catch.

Hee hee hee!

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