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[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes-siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety.. ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Isn't Rockport, Massachusetts, wonderful, boys?

[yelling]

Yaah!

Heh heh heh!

Huh!

[growling]

Oh!

snap

Wa-a-ah!

Are you Granny?

Last time I checked.

[chuckles] Oh, my, but that's surreal.

Say, now, you're one mighty tough customer to locate.

Oh, well, that's my secret to longevity

keep moving no matter how much it hurts.

What the..

"Sorry to write you a snail mail

"I've searched the WWW

and you're not online. Will Bates."

What is this "Will Bates

noted futurist person" talking about?

Granny is so low-tech.

[beeps]

Aah!

(Sylvester) Granny had the stealth jet come back for me

though in retrospect

I would've been safer with the seafood.

- Aah! - Aah!

- Aah! - Aah!

- Oof! - Oof!

I don't ever recall meeting any Will Bates.

(male #1) 'I have superior bandwidth'

and am agile with multitasking.

I have superior bandwidth

and am agile with multitasking.

'I have superior bandwidth'

'and am agile with multitasking.'

I'm Granny.

'You must be Will Bates.'

Yeah. Never mind that.

Check this out. The perpetual donut.

'Stainless steel, dipped in whatever topping you choose.'

'One donut properly used could last a family a lifetime.'

Sound more like a frozen tweat

but it's the high concept that counts.

Hah hah hah!

Aah!

Oh! Ah!

Ha ha ha!

Something tells me that I'm not gonna like this.

chomp chomp chomp

Cut it out! Ow! Gee!

Ooh! He's in virtual reality doggie heaven.

But Mr. Bates, you sent for me.

Correct. My mind is so full of binary impulses

that in my search for quantum future concepts

I sometimes lose track of trivial items.

'I'd like you to track down one of those things for me.'

Oh, really? Well, what is it that you want me to locate?

The seventies.

I'd ask for payment up front on this one.

[gasps] But I can't possibly find--

No debates. Missed the whole decade's input.

I was busy, now it's retro hip

and to me, it doesn't scan.

I lived through the seventies

yet have no memory of it

because I wasn't paying attention then.

I must warn you, Mr. Bates

you probably can't afford my services.

I get all the canned cheese I could eat

and a week's supply of postom...in advance.

Ohh!

So, Bates, you want the seventies?

Heck, I'll toss in the forties and fifties for all these perks.

Forties? Fifties?

Hmm. I don't have any evidence on that.

I've got a hunch, boys

that the first place we should look is Melrose Avenue

the place where people have more money than sense.

I wonder where all these 70's clothes are coming from.

Ohh! Holy cow! "Have a nice day?"

Guess I'd better shake my groove thing.

[barking]

Eeh!

Come on, puddy! Shake your booty!

I'd rather shake my birdy.

Oops!

[funk music]

Looks like puddy's got low-end distortion.

Time to pump up the volume.

Aah!

(Tweety) 'Ooh! That's what I call stayin' alive.'

Hmm. That's odd.

These boots have all of their original soles

yet the shoe dye is still wet.

(Sylvester) Once Granny established

the seventies merchandise was fake

we hit the road.

A cat, a dog, a bird, and an old lady

drivin' around, lookin' for some answers.

Sheesh!

Whoa, sister!

That bit went out with hoop skirts.

Are you Crazy Achmed?

Crazy Julius.

I bought this dump from Achmed five years ago.

I must've been crazy.

(Granny) 'If the rest of your buried cars'

'are in as good a shape as what I see here'

I'll buy them all!

Aah!

What happened to the front halves

of all these seventies cars?

Crazy Achmed held onto them to start his own place.

Maybe he doesn't like wear-wheel driwe.

No sale. Sorry.

Whew! Finding the seventies is tougher than even I imagined.

Well, boys, we've driven 70 miles on I-70

'we've talked with 70 people today'

'about the seventies'

'and nothing has panned out.'

[panting]

If only there were some one place we could go

to find the summation of the seventies age

untouched by the ravages of time.

[bones crack]

Ah!

smack

[groans]

come on, boys! We haven't got a second to lose!

You heard me, Mr. Bates.

If you want the seventies

you'll have to meet me in Burbank in one minute

by your own deadline.

[instrumental music]

(Will) 'This interface had best be worthy'

'of my unlimited bandwidth.'

thud

(Will) 'Ahh!'

Welcome, Mr. Bates, to the 1970s

the decade you missed.

(Will) 'Bell bottoms?'

'Really wide cars?'

'Thundering bass disco speakers?'

'Oh! All the stuff I heard about'

'yet never noticed the first time around.'

How did you ever find it?

Well, let's just say it was in the air.

I'll take it all! How much?

Uh, Mr. Bates

meet the Burbank chamber of commerce.

I speak for all the citizens of Burbank.

Our hallowed seventies heritage

is not for sale at any price.

I'll triple whatever I was going to pay.

Our answer is still no.

Huh?

In this spiral notebook

are all of my personal concepts yet unborn.

'In short, the very future itself.'

So, do we have an even trade?

(Will) 'The universe just may exist only for me.'

We'll meet again sometime, Granny.

Oh, and, uh, next time

perhaps you can find me a heart.

There isn't enough postom in the world.

[chuckles] So long!

(Will) 'The stealth jet is too slow.'

(Sylvester) 'Sheesh!'

'That's sure one big perpetual p-p-pastry they built'

'from bates' notebook sketch.'

No, puddy, that's what Ronald Reagan

the former Burbank day player

would call a gleaming place in the sun.

At least this town has got its priorities straight.

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