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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just wook awound you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes-siree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety.. ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Isn't Rockport, Massachusetts,
wonderful, boys?
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[yelling]
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Yaah!
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Heh heh heh!
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Huh!
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[growling]
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Oh!
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snap
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Wa-a-ah!
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Are you Granny?
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Last time I checked.
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[chuckles]
Oh, my, but that's surreal.
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Say, now, you're one mighty
tough customer to locate.
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Oh, well, that's
my secret to longevity
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keep moving no matter
how much it hurts.
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What the..
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"Sorry to write you a snail mail
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"I've searched the WWW
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and you're not online.
Will Bates."
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What is this "Will Bates
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noted futurist person"
talking about?
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Granny is so low-tech.
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[beeps]
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Aah!
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(Sylvester)Granny had the stealth jetcome back for me
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though in retrospect
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I would've been saferwith the seafood.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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- Oof!
- Oof!
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I don't ever recall
meeting any Will Bates.
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(male #1)
'I have superior bandwidth'
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and am agile with multitasking.
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I have superior bandwidth
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and am agile with multitasking.
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'I have superior bandwidth'
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'and am agile
with multitasking.'
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I'm Granny.
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'You must be Will Bates.'
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Yeah. Never mind that.
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Check this out.
The perpetual donut.
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'Stainless steel, dipped
in whatever topping you
choose.'
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'One donut properly used could
last a family a lifetime.'
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Sound more like
a frozen tweat
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but it's the high concept
that counts.
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Hah hah hah!
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Aah!
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Oh! Ah!
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Ha ha ha!
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Something tells me that
I'm not gonna like this.
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chomp chomp chomp
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Cut it out! Ow! Gee!
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Ooh! He's in virtual reality
doggie heaven.
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But Mr. Bates, you sent for me.
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Correct. My mind is
so full of binary impulses
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that in my search
for quantum future concepts
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I sometimes lose track
of trivial items.
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'I'd like you to track down
one of those things for me.'
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Oh, really? Well, what is it
that you want me to locate?
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The seventies.
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I'd ask for payment
up front on this one.
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[gasps]
But I can't possibly find--
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No debates. Missed
the whole decade's input.
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I was busy, now it's retro
hip
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and to me, it doesn't scan.
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I lived through the seventies
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yet have no memory of it
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because I wasn't
paying attention then.
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I must warn you, Mr. Bates
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you probably can't
afford my services.
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I get all the canned cheese
I could eat
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and a week's supply
of postom...in advance.
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Ohh!
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So, Bates,
you want the seventies?
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Heck, I'll toss in the forties
and fifties for all these perks.
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Forties? Fifties?
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Hmm. I don't have
any evidence on that.
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I've got a hunch, boys
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that the first place we should
look is Melrose Avenue
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the place where people
have more money than sense.
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I wonder where all these
70's clothes are coming from.
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Ohh! Holy cow!
"Have a nice day?"
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Guess I'd better
shake my groove thing.
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[barking]
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Eeh!
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Come on, puddy!
Shake your booty!
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I'd rather shake my birdy.
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Oops!
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[funk music]
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Looks like puddy's got
low-end distortion.
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Time to pump up the volume.
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Aah!
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(Tweety)
'Ooh! That's what I call
stayin' alive.'
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Hmm. That's odd.
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These boots have
all of their original soles
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yet the shoe dye is still wet.
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(Sylvester)Once Granny established
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the seventies merchandisewas fake
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we hit the road.
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A cat, a dog, a bird,and an old lady
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drivin' around,lookin' for some answers.
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Sheesh!
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Whoa, sister!
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That bit went out
with hoop skirts.
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Are you Crazy Achmed?
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Crazy Julius.
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I bought this dump
from Achmed five years ago.
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I must've been crazy.
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(Granny)
'If the rest
of your buried cars'
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'are in as good a shape
as what I see here'
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I'll buy them all!
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Aah!
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What happened
to the front halves
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of all these seventies cars?
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Crazy Achmed held onto them
to start his own place.
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Maybe he doesn't like
wear-wheel driwe.
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No sale. Sorry.
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Whew! Finding the seventies
is tougher than even I imagined.
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Well, boys, we've driven
70 miles on I-70
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'we've talked
with 70 people today'
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'about the seventies'
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'and nothing has panned out.'
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[panting]
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If only there were
some one place we could go
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to find the summation
of the seventies age
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untouched
by the ravages of time.
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[bones crack]
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Ah!
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smack
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[groans]
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come on, boys!
We haven't got a second to lose!
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You heard me, Mr. Bates.
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If you want the seventies
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you'll have to meet me
in Burbank in one minute
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by your own deadline.
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[instrumental music]
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(Will)
'This interface
had best be worthy'
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'of my unlimited bandwidth.'
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thud
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(Will)
'Ahh!'
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Welcome, Mr. Bates, to the 1970s
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the decade you missed.
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(Will)
'Bell bottoms?'
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'Really wide cars?'
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'Thundering bass
disco speakers?'
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'Oh! All the stuff
I heard about'
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'yet never noticed
the first time around.'
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How did you ever find it?
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Well, let's just say
it was in the air.
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I'll take it all! How much?
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Uh, Mr. Bates
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meet the Burbank
chamber of commerce.
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I speak for
all the citizens of Burbank.
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Our hallowed seventies heritage
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is not for sale at any
price.
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I'll triple whatever
I was going to pay.
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Our answer is still no.
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Huh?
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In this spiral notebook
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are all of my personal concepts
yet unborn.
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'In short,
the very future itself.'
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So, do we have an even
trade?
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(Will)
'The universe
just may exist only for me.'
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We'll meet again sometime,
Granny.
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Oh, and, uh, next time
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perhaps you can find me a heart.
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There isn't enough postom
in the world.
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[chuckles]
So long!
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(Will)
'The stealth jet is too slow.'
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(Sylvester)
'Sheesh!'
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'That's sure one big perpetual
p-p-pastry they built'
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'from bates' notebook sketch.'
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No, puddy,
that's what Ronald Reagan
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the former Burbank day player
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would call
a gleaming place in the sun.
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At least this town
has got its priorities straight.
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[theme music]
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