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♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ So how it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon an old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector think you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

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(Granny) '"Flaria Riddlmeyer requests the honor'

"of your attendance at this address.

7:30 PM, September 17th."

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Well, a gala event is not exactly

the place I expected to be solving a mystery.

[growling]

Sylvester!

'I want you two to be on your best behavior.'

After all, we may be guests

but we're still hired help.

ding dong

Good evening, madam.

[indistinct chatter]

[clamoring]

whoosh

Hey, all you letter writers out there.

I'm just playin' dead.

[indistinct chatter]

Comin' through, then.

Ooh. Oh, I beg your pardon.

'Oh, fiddle faddle.'

There go my peepers.

I can't see a blessed thing without them.

Granny! Oh, Granny, I am so glad you could make it.

As I told you, a cat burglar has been stealing the jewels

of my guests, every time I have a party.

Your plan is brilliant!

Wearing this pearl necklace as bait.

You're certain to catch him!

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Well, you're all set, Granny.

Good, I'll start around and see what I can dig up.

Uh, you act natural.

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Sylvester, what are you doing wandering around out here?

pop

[chuckling]

Um, uh, could you please see to it

that my pussycat gets back where he belongs?

So this is the kitty kennel?

We could do worse.

[gulps] Mm. Perrier. Private stock.

burp

[sighs] Now this is livin'.

All comfy-scromfy, little Lord Fauntleroy?

[gasps] One-eyed Jack!

That's Jacque, to you.

Not the way I remember it, Jack.

I haven't seen you since we was up the river together.

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[dogs barking]

[panting] It's no use!

We're up against the wall now.

O-oh, wait! We're not licked yet!

Look! Catnip bubblegum!

Hey! That's my gum.

Hey!

[dogs barking]

Give me the fish! Give me the fish!

Come on, there's no time!

Lower the ladder! Lower the ladder!

Come on, come on!

Give me the fish! Give me the fish!

[dogs barking]

[spits]

So long, sucker!

[dogs growling]

wham wham wham

[Sylvester screaming]

[Jack laughing]

Enjoy your gum, Sylvester!

[laughing]

And I still gots the gum.

Don't have a hairball.

That was nine lives ago, spilled milk under the bridge.

Save it for the litter box.

Those mongrels had me for breakfast.

You look like a dog's breakfast now.

[growling]

[grunts]

[scuffling]

If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Jacuzzi.

crash crash crash

Now, where did those darn bifocals get to?

If only I could find the powder room.

Tsk. Tsk.

She's probably someone's mother.

Oh, here we are.

Oof!

- Out! - O-oh. My mistake.

Ooh, ooh. I-I-I beg your pardon.

[groans]

- Oh! - Come back here!

wham wham wham

splat

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Oh, thank you, don't mind if I do.

creak

[gasping]

crash

slam slam slam

crash

crash

splash

Surrender already!

Wonderful travel masks, aren't they?

Yes, but this last one is especially frightening.

Humph!

So I tell Hector, "It gives me pleasure too

but we need to help Granny!"

[men laughing]

hiss

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Uh, uh, uh..

[sighs]

If only I could find a bathroom

I could get these darned glasses out.

Oh, dear!

(male 1) 'Oof!'

No, really, I do all my own stunts.

Uh, excuse me, miss, could you direct me to the restroom?

I need to powder my nose.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Uh, could you see that this poor thing gets something to eat?

These young girls are always

'fainting from over-dieting.'

- Whoa! - Ow!

smack smack smack

swish

whoosh

Aah!

(Flaria) 'Granny, you caught him!'

You caught the cat burglar!

What great detective work!

A detective?

I should've known.

She's been toying with me all evening.

Oh, well, I, I-I-I mean, that is, I..

[yowling]

Puss!

What's mommy's little scrunchy pudding been up to?

Oh...brother.

Is my bitty boo hungry-wungry?

Sylvester! You gotta help me, get me out of here!

I can't take any more of this!

Sure! I'll help ya.

Here. Have some gum.

Say, I gotta do my closing tag line, here.

Ahem.

Blind justice, or blind luck.

People, you decide!

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