Original subtitles

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[theme music]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sir-ee ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[sniffing]

(Sylvester) Bombay, India, where artifith intersects actuality

smack in the sweltering incandescent.

Sheesh!

[sighs]

[men yelling]

eek!

Who shall save me from my plight?

[clears throat]

Who shall save me from my plight?

- Save me, already! - 'Cut!'

Where's our leading man?

Yeee-uff!

Bring me Ravi Shingard!

[murmuring]

(male 1) 'Look! His coffee is untouched!'

'And he never showed to put his face on!

Eee! It cannot be!

The star of India, Ravi Shingard, is missing!

I came the moment I got your message.

My socks, my shoes, at your service.

Your expediency is most appreciated, granny.

So tell me about the star of Bombay.

Exactly how big is this gem?

Eh? Oh! Ho ho ho ho!

'He's been called many things'

but never before a gem.

But aren't we talking about some precious stone?

Ravi Shingard, the famous film actor

known as the Star of Bombay," has vanished.

He is the leading man of many popular movies--

Sari,Wrong Number and SitarWars among them.

'Since his disappearance, our demoralized movie industry'

'has no desire to make films.'

Even worse, imported Austrian comedies

have become all the rage.

Ooh! Well, I'd better get on this right away.

Of course! Yes!

But first, allow me to reveal your accommodations

at my most undeserving family home.

Diplomatic responsibility.

You must commence your investigation post-haste.

Right after a tour of my house.

Ooh.

Hotel six it ain't.

[yawns] This is more like it.

Now behave, boys. I'll be right back.

[humming]

I must relate to you a farcical anecdote

in relation to this feudal effigy.

Careful, puddy, you wouldn't want to

twigger the curse of the Bombay wock.

- Ooh, now you done it. - Oh, please.

The curse of bombay rock.

Ha ha ha. What could possib--

Perchance the bird has a point.

Gotcha! Huh?

[barking]

[crash]

Whoa!

Whoooaaa!

[crash]

Grrr!

Rowrr!

Heh heh heh.

Rowwrr!

Heh heh heh.

Rowwrr!

Where's your curse of bombay rock now?

Yaaaaa!

[exhales] Meow!

[Sylvester screaming]

You can start sleuthing right after the tiger hunt

I've organized in your honor.

Diplomatic responsibility.

Oh ho ho ho.

Well, seeing as you went to all this trouble.

Ooh-ooh!

- Aaahhh! - Hurry, puddy.

Elephants aren't like buses.

Another one won't be along in 11 minutes.

Ohh, heh heh heh.

This'll bring that contemptuous pachyderm

to a standstill.

[whirring]

Aahhhhh!

Ho ho ho. Ooh!

Aah!

(male 2) Look, sahib,a tiger.

Huh?

[dogs barking]

[laughing]

[snarling]

[sobbing]

[Sylvester screaming] 'We're related! Aah! Ooh!'

What a beautiful morning

to get hot on the trail of your missing star.

Excellent. It is imperative no time be wasted in finding him.

'But first you must accompany me'

to the festival at the market bazaar today.

A sight not to be missed.

Diplomatic responsibility.

[clamoring]

[panting]

[dramatic music]

oh, dear!

Cow's being sacred in India,

we must wait for it to move before we persevere.

'But I will strive to entertain you'

'with a waggish anecdote to quickly pass time.'

Oof!

[hissing]

And so to conclude, I didn't think I'd ever see home again.

The furniture was flying in the door and out the window.

[crowd exclaiming]

[thump]

[Sylvester moaning]

Just call me Stubby.

I wholeheartedly congratulate you, Granny,

on your progress in the case thus far.

But I haven't done anything yet.

(male 3) 'Ah, but I think certain that without compromise, you will'

right after the picnic at the ancient temple

that I've arranged for tomorrow.

Ha ha. Diplomatic responsibility.

The ancient temple is accessible only by bicycle.

So I'm sorry that your dog and cat must remain here.

[snores]

Ooh, what a spread!

Wonder what's on the menu?

Ha! Tandoori canary with feather ch-ch-chutney.

Hey! Hmm!

[intense music]

Huh?

[grunts]

[inhales]

[slurps]

[groans]

Pffft!

Ewww!

[hiccup]

[bat squeaking]

Oh, my, what lovely flowers.

Ooh! Who are you and did you throw this?

Answer the second question first.

Why, why, no. I'm granny, and I..

- Wait a minute. - Ravi?

Ravi Shingard. You've found him, Granny.

'I bow most gratefully before your deductive capabilities.'

Oh! Oh, it was nothing.

You found me?

I just wanted to get away for a couple of days.

I even left a note.

"To whom it may concern, I am on vacation."

I also wanted a clear shot for a certain Austrian comedy film

with yodeling and carrying on that I produced on the side.

Wonderful! Granny, now that you have finished the case..

Perhaps you will join me for a tour

of the famous Bombay Gardens.

Diplomatic responsibility.

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